🐣 25+ Best Memes About Zoo | Zoo Memes

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Fuck You, Panda, and Daily Mail: DAILY MAIL 5 MIN READ . Tourists throw ROCKS at a giant panda 'to wake it up' at zoo ERONA fuck you random.citizen

Fuck You, Panda, and Daily Mail: DAILY MAIL 5 MIN READ
.
Tourists throw ROCKS at a giant panda 'to wake it
up' at zoo
ERONA
fuck you random.citizen

Fuck You, Panda, and Daily Mail: DAILY MAIL 5 MIN READ
.
Tourists throw ROCKS at a giant panda 'to wake it
up' at zoo
ERONA
fuck you random.citizen

Blade, Dank, and Memes: Blade Brown @ltsBladeBrown Y'all better pay him his royalties too FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4 17m FOX4 NEWS Dallas Zoo lion helped in making of 'Lion King' dlvr.it/R8NH3. DALLAS ZOO A young simba need his bread on time! by eastsidedreamin MORE MEMES

Blade, Dank, and Memes: Blade Brown
@ltsBladeBrown
Y'all better pay him his royalties too
FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4 17m
FOX4
NEWS
Dallas Zoo lion helped in making of 'Lion
King' dlvr.it/R8NH3.
DALLAS
ZOO
A young simba need his bread on time! by eastsidedreamin
MORE MEMES

Blade, Dank, and Memes: Blade Brown
@ltsBladeBrown
Y'all better pay him his royalties too
FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4 17m
FOX4
NEWS
Dallas Zoo lion helped in making of 'Lion
King' dlvr.it/R8NH3.
DALLAS
ZOO
A young simba need his bread on time! by eastsidedreamin
MORE MEMES

A young simba need his bread on time! by eastsidedreamin MORE MEMES

Blade, News, and Dallas: Blade Brown @ltsBladeBrown Y'all better pay him his royalties too FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4 17m FOX4 NEWS Dallas Zoo lion helped in making of 'Lion King' dlvr.it/R8NH3. DALLAS ZOO A young simba need his bread on time!

Blade, News, and Dallas: Blade Brown
@ltsBladeBrown
Y'all better pay him his royalties too
FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4 17m
FOX4
NEWS
Dallas Zoo lion helped in making of 'Lion
King' dlvr.it/R8NH3.
DALLAS
ZOO
A young simba need his bread on time!

Blade, News, and Dallas: Blade Brown
@ltsBladeBrown
Y'all better pay him his royalties too
FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4 17m
FOX4
NEWS
Dallas Zoo lion helped in making of 'Lion
King' dlvr.it/R8NH3.
DALLAS
ZOO
A young simba need his bread on time!

A young simba need his bread on time!

Crying, Dad, and Omg: liz @cherryemoticon OMG my dad is an electrician at the zoo and look how he spent his morning I'm crying ASPECIAL @tallant Your dad small as hell There’s always one

Crying, Dad, and Omg: liz
@cherryemoticon
OMG my dad is an electrician at the
zoo and look how he spent his
morning I'm crying
ASPECIAL
@tallant
Your dad small as hell
There’s always one

Crying, Dad, and Omg: liz
@cherryemoticon
OMG my dad is an electrician at the
zoo and look how he spent his
morning I'm crying
ASPECIAL
@tallant
Your dad small as hell
There’s always one

There’s always one

Phone, Animal, and Mirror: Andy Ryan @ltsAndyRyan Zoo] Visitor: "I like that cage at the end that says 'World's most dangerous animal' and it's just got a mirror in it" Zookeeper: "Yup, thought-provoking stuff. Whispering into phone* The leopard's escaped again" 1:55 PM -4 Jan 2019 1,956 Retweets 8,862 Likes t 2.0K 15 8.9K *again

Phone, Animal, and Mirror: Andy Ryan
@ltsAndyRyan
Zoo]
Visitor: "I like that cage at the end that says
'World's most dangerous animal' and it's just
got a mirror in it"
Zookeeper: "Yup, thought-provoking stuff.
Whispering into phone* The leopard's
escaped again"
1:55 PM -4 Jan 2019
1,956 Retweets 8,862 Likes
t 2.0K
15
8.9K
*again

Phone, Animal, and Mirror: Andy Ryan
@ltsAndyRyan
Zoo]
Visitor: "I like that cage at the end that says
'World's most dangerous animal' and it's just
got a mirror in it"
Zookeeper: "Yup, thought-provoking stuff.
Whispering into phone* The leopard's
escaped again"
1:55 PM -4 Jan 2019
1,956 Retweets 8,862 Likes
t 2.0K
15
8.9K
*again

*again

Fuck You, Fucking, and Panda: i DAILY MAIL 5 MIN READ Tourists throw ROCKS at a giant panda 'to wake it up' at zoo fuck you random.citizen No you fucking idiot

Fuck You, Fucking, and Panda: i
DAILY MAIL 5 MIN READ
Tourists throw ROCKS at a giant panda 'to wake it
up' at zoo
fuck you random.citizen
No you fucking idiot

Fuck You, Fucking, and Panda: i
DAILY MAIL 5 MIN READ
Tourists throw ROCKS at a giant panda 'to wake it
up' at zoo
fuck you random.citizen
No you fucking idiot

No you fucking idiot

Crazy, Dank, and Twitter: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY DS @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida from twitter.com/daaaaamnD

Crazy, Dank, and Twitter: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she
caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY DS
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
from twitter.com/daaaaamnD

Crazy, Dank, and Twitter: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she
caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY DS
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
from twitter.com/daaaaamnD

from twitter.com/daaaaamnD

Crazy, Dank, and Hoe: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY D @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy whenIread Florida Roses are red, my ex is a hoe by xX_Nyne_Xx MORE MEMES

Crazy, Dank, and Hoe: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was
caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY D
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy whenIread
Florida
Roses are red, my ex is a hoe by xX_Nyne_Xx
MORE MEMES

Crazy, Dank, and Hoe: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was
caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY D
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy whenIread
Florida
Roses are red, my ex is a hoe by xX_Nyne_Xx
MORE MEMES

Roses are red, my ex is a hoe by xX_Nyne_Xx MORE MEMES

Animal, Giraffe, and Lion: David Hughes @david8hughes [animal meeting at the zoo] Lion: you're late. We said meet at sunset Giraffe: I can still see the sun you fucken midget

Animal, Giraffe, and Lion: David Hughes
@david8hughes
[animal meeting at the zoo]
Lion: you're late. We said meet at
sunset
Giraffe: I can still see the sun you fucken
midget

Animal, Giraffe, and Lion: David Hughes
@david8hughes
[animal meeting at the zoo]
Lion: you're late. We said meet at
sunset
Giraffe: I can still see the sun you fucken
midget

Ass, Fucking, and Life: Alex 24 92 miles away Our first date. We're at the zoo. I rush to the pandas cuz pandas are the fucking tits. We're obviously naked. The pandas are about to get the show of their life. I press you up against the glass. It's hot. It's sweaty. It's like sex with a laser beam. The panda looks at your ass through the glass. We lock eyes. He puts his paw against the glass. I place mine. Respect. Where did he even come up with this?

Ass, Fucking, and Life: Alex 24
92 miles away
Our first date. We're at the zoo. I rush to
the pandas cuz pandas are the fucking
tits. We're obviously naked. The pandas
are about to get the show of their life. I
press you up against the glass. It's hot.
It's sweaty. It's like sex with a laser beam.
The panda looks at your ass through the
glass. We lock eyes. He puts his paw
against the glass. I place mine. Respect.
Where did he even come up with this?

Ass, Fucking, and Life: Alex 24
92 miles away
Our first date. We're at the zoo. I rush to
the pandas cuz pandas are the fucking
tits. We're obviously naked. The pandas
are about to get the show of their life. I
press you up against the glass. It's hot.
It's sweaty. It's like sex with a laser beam.
The panda looks at your ass through the
glass. We lock eyes. He puts his paw
against the glass. I place mine. Respect.
Where did he even come up with this?

Where did he even come up with this?

Field Trip, Mike Tyson, and Wrestlemania: Robert Canfield @RobbyCan81 The year is 1998, Your mom just signed your permission slip for the zoo field trip. You have a breathtaking holographic Charizard tucked away in your protective binder. Stone Cold just beat Shawn Michaels for the title at WrestleMania with Mike Tyson as guest referee. Life's good The good old days

Field Trip, Mike Tyson, and Wrestlemania: Robert Canfield
@RobbyCan81
The year is 1998, Your mom just signed
your permission slip for the zoo field trip.
You have a breathtaking holographic
Charizard tucked away in your
protective binder. Stone Cold just beat
Shawn Michaels for the title at
WrestleMania with Mike Tyson as guest
referee. Life's good
The good old days

Field Trip, Mike Tyson, and Wrestlemania: Robert Canfield
@RobbyCan81
The year is 1998, Your mom just signed
your permission slip for the zoo field trip.
You have a breathtaking holographic
Charizard tucked away in your
protective binder. Stone Cold just beat
Shawn Michaels for the title at
WrestleMania with Mike Tyson as guest
referee. Life's good
The good old days

The good old days

Dank, Memes, and Target: When you maul a kid at the zoo just for the free tranquilizers Aaaaahhhhh das some good shiiiittt by DemonMango MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: When you maul a kid at the zoo just
for the free tranquilizers
Aaaaahhhhh das some good shiiiittt by DemonMango
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: When you maul a kid at the zoo just
for the free tranquilizers
Aaaaahhhhh das some good shiiiittt by DemonMango
MORE MEMES

Aaaaahhhhh das some good shiiiittt by DemonMango MORE MEMES

Animals, Beautiful, and Love: Took my daughter to the petting or should I say, pillow zoo today, zoo. lolzandtrollz: Her Love For Animals Is Beautiful

Animals, Beautiful, and Love: Took my daughter to the petting
or should I say, pillow
zoo today,
zoo.
lolzandtrollz:

Her Love For Animals Is Beautiful

Animals, Beautiful, and Love: Took my daughter to the petting
or should I say, pillow
zoo today,
zoo.
lolzandtrollz:

Her Love For Animals Is Beautiful

lolzandtrollz: Her Love For Animals Is Beautiful

Crying, Dad, and Omg: liz @cherryemoticon OMG my dad is an electrician at the zoo and look how he spent his morning I'm crying @NO BODY SPECIAL @tallant Your dad small as hell me_irl

Crying, Dad, and Omg: liz
@cherryemoticon
OMG my dad is an electrician at the
zoo and look how he spent his
morning I'm crying
@NO BODY
SPECIAL
@tallant
Your dad small as hell
me_irl

Crying, Dad, and Omg: liz
@cherryemoticon
OMG my dad is an electrician at the
zoo and look how he spent his
morning I'm crying
@NO BODY
SPECIAL
@tallant
Your dad small as hell
me_irl

me_irl

Denmark, Penguins, and Smile: A group of penguins broke out of a zoo enclosure in Denmark trib.al/ijBgEMB Will Barrilleaux @lts_Bx Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave Smile and wave

Denmark, Penguins, and Smile: A group of penguins broke out of a
zoo enclosure in Denmark
trib.al/ijBgEMB
Will Barrilleaux
@lts_Bx
Just smile and wave boys. Smile
and wave
Smile and wave

Denmark, Penguins, and Smile: A group of penguins broke out of a
zoo enclosure in Denmark
trib.al/ijBgEMB
Will Barrilleaux
@lts_Bx
Just smile and wave boys. Smile
and wave
Smile and wave

Smile and wave

cnn.com, Tumblr, and Blog: CAN A flamingo in an Illinois zoo had to be put down after a child threw a rock at it By Christina Maxouris, CNN May 22, 2019 at 3:22 PM 1 MIN READ I won't do kids. That's a rule But that rule is negotiable if the kids a dick srsfunny:I’ll let y’all decide what’s right

cnn.com, Tumblr, and Blog: CAN
A flamingo in an Illinois
zoo had to be put down
after a child threw a rock
at it
By Christina Maxouris, CNN
May 22, 2019 at 3:22 PM
1 MIN READ
I won't do kids.
That's a rule
But that rule is negotiable
if the kids a dick
srsfunny:I’ll let y’all decide what’s right

cnn.com, Tumblr, and Blog: CAN
A flamingo in an Illinois
zoo had to be put down
after a child threw a rock
at it
By Christina Maxouris, CNN
May 22, 2019 at 3:22 PM
1 MIN READ
I won't do kids.
That's a rule
But that rule is negotiable
if the kids a dick
srsfunny:I’ll let y’all decide what’s right

srsfunny:I’ll let y’all decide what’s right

Free, Irl, and Me IRL: When you maul a kid at the zoo just for the free tranquilizers Me irl

Free, Irl, and Me IRL: When you maul a kid at the zoo just
for the free tranquilizers
Me irl

Free, Irl, and Me IRL: When you maul a kid at the zoo just
for the free tranquilizers
Me irl

Me irl

American, Construction, and Zoo: TEMPORARY EXHIBIT: North American Construction Worker Meanwhile at the local zoo.

American, Construction, and Zoo: TEMPORARY EXHIBIT:
North American Construction Worker
Meanwhile at the local zoo.

American, Construction, and Zoo: TEMPORARY EXHIBIT:
North American Construction Worker
Meanwhile at the local zoo.

Meanwhile at the local zoo.

Never, Baby, and Harambe: Peggy: Steve! A baby gorilla was born in the Gladys Porter Zoo yesterday. Steve: What did they name him? Peggy: I think they called him Harambe. Press F to pay Respects. Never forget

Never, Baby, and Harambe: Peggy: Steve! A baby gorilla was born in the
Gladys Porter Zoo yesterday.
Steve: What did they name him?
Peggy: I think they called him Harambe.
Press F to pay Respects. Never forget

Never, Baby, and Harambe: Peggy: Steve! A baby gorilla was born in the
Gladys Porter Zoo yesterday.
Steve: What did they name him?
Peggy: I think they called him Harambe.
Press F to pay Respects. Never forget

Press F to pay Respects. Never forget

Denmark, Penguins, and Smile: A group of penguins broke out of a zoo enclosure in Denmark trib.al/ijBgEMB Will Barrilleaux @lts_BX Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave kowalski assemble

Denmark, Penguins, and Smile: A group of penguins broke out of a
zoo enclosure in Denmark
trib.al/ijBgEMB
Will Barrilleaux
@lts_BX
Just smile and wave boys. Smile
and wave
kowalski assemble

Denmark, Penguins, and Smile: A group of penguins broke out of a
zoo enclosure in Denmark
trib.al/ijBgEMB
Will Barrilleaux
@lts_BX
Just smile and wave boys. Smile
and wave
kowalski assemble

kowalski assemble

Dank, Memes, and Target: A group of penguins broke out of a zoo enclosure in Denmark trib.al/ijBgEMB Will Barrilleaux @lts_BX Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave kowalski assemble by vinil96 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: A group of penguins broke out of a
zoo enclosure in Denmark
trib.al/ijBgEMB
Will Barrilleaux
@lts_BX
Just smile and wave boys. Smile
and wave
kowalski assemble by vinil96
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: A group of penguins broke out of a
zoo enclosure in Denmark
trib.al/ijBgEMB
Will Barrilleaux
@lts_BX
Just smile and wave boys. Smile
and wave
kowalski assemble by vinil96
MORE MEMES

kowalski assemble by vinil96 MORE MEMES

Jail, The Penguin, and Fish: dankmemeuniversity Kellen @captainkalvis 1d me: what're you in for? murder? zookeeper: [looking at the penguin I'm talking to] he's not in for anything me: so he can leave zookeeper: no me: bc he's in witness protection? zookeeper: no me: well then just what the is going on khaki man iamanoccasionaldoodler Fun fact: there's a stellar sea lion at my zoo who is, in fact, in sea lion jail This big boy is an absolute GLUTTON for endangered salmon, so he had to be relocated by like idk fish and wildlife ig. But he... came ack. So they moved him again. And he... came back. Eventually their only choice was to lock him up in the local zoo If you look in his eyes you can see him plotting to get back to that river and eat his fill in forbidden fish once more. Source: dankmemeuniversity

Jail, The Penguin, and Fish: dankmemeuniversity
Kellen @captainkalvis 1d
me: what're you in for? murder?
zookeeper: [looking at the penguin I'm talking
to] he's not in for anything
me: so he can leave
zookeeper: no
me: bc he's in witness protection?
zookeeper: no
me: well then just what the
is going on
khaki man
iamanoccasionaldoodler
Fun fact: there's a stellar sea lion at my zoo who
is, in fact, in sea lion jail
This big boy is an absolute GLUTTON for
endangered salmon, so he had to be relocated
by like idk fish and wildlife ig. But he... came
ack. So they moved him again. And he... came
back. Eventually their only choice was to lock
him up in the local zoo
If you look in his eyes you can see him plotting
to get back to that river and eat his fill in
forbidden fish once more.
Source: dankmemeuniversity

Jail, The Penguin, and Fish: dankmemeuniversity
Kellen @captainkalvis 1d
me: what're you in for? murder?
zookeeper: [looking at the penguin I'm talking
to] he's not in for anything
me: so he can leave
zookeeper: no
me: bc he's in witness protection?
zookeeper: no
me: well then just what the
is going on
khaki man
iamanoccasionaldoodler
Fun fact: there's a stellar sea lion at my zoo who
is, in fact, in sea lion jail
This big boy is an absolute GLUTTON for
endangered salmon, so he had to be relocated
by like idk fish and wildlife ig. But he... came
ack. So they moved him again. And he... came
back. Eventually their only choice was to lock
him up in the local zoo
If you look in his eyes you can see him plotting
to get back to that river and eat his fill in
forbidden fish once more.
Source: dankmemeuniversity

Memes, News, and Videos: Today is the only day you can like this when was harambe killed ALL NEWS IMAGES VIDEOS MAPSSHOPP Killing of Harambe Date May 28, 2016 Location: Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden, Cincinnati, он

Memes, News, and Videos: Today is the only day you can like this
when was harambe killed
ALL NEWS IMAGES VIDEOS MAPSSHOPP
Killing of Harambe Date
May 28, 2016
Location: Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden, Cincinnati,
он

Memes, News, and Videos: Today is the only day you can like this
when was harambe killed
ALL NEWS IMAGES VIDEOS MAPSSHOPP
Killing of Harambe Date
May 28, 2016
Location: Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden, Cincinnati,
он

Zoo, Son, and This: В.С. ayesthatbc This zoo cost $45... my son better get attacked

Zoo, Son, and This: В.С.
ayesthatbc
This zoo cost $45... my son better get
attacked

Zoo, Son, and This: В.С.
ayesthatbc
This zoo cost $45... my son better get
attacked

Family, Parents, and Home: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but todayl caught my father showing the family photos to the kitten.

Family, Parents, and Home: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but todayl
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.

Family, Parents, and Home: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but todayl
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.

Dank Memes, All The, and Zoo: Peggy: Come on, Steve. We come all the way to the Cincinnati Zoo and you won't even look at the gorilla. Steve: NOOOOO

Dank Memes, All The, and Zoo: Peggy: Come on, Steve. We come all the way
to the Cincinnati Zoo and you won't even
look at the gorilla.
Steve:
NOOOOO

Dank Memes, All The, and Zoo: Peggy: Come on, Steve. We come all the way
to the Cincinnati Zoo and you won't even
look at the gorilla.
Steve:
NOOOOO

NOOOOO

Crying, Dad, and Lucy: Lucy @doodlingglass My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning I'm crying te Why So Accurate? @whysoaccurateig Your dad is small as hell Hairy as hell

Crying, Dad, and Lucy: Lucy
@doodlingglass
My dad is an electrician in a zoo and
look how he spent his morning I'm
crying
te
Why So Accurate?
@whysoaccurateig
Your dad is small as hell
Hairy as hell

Crying, Dad, and Lucy: Lucy
@doodlingglass
My dad is an electrician in a zoo and
look how he spent his morning I'm
crying
te
Why So Accurate?
@whysoaccurateig
Your dad is small as hell
Hairy as hell

Hairy as hell

Tumblr, Blog, and Test: Zoo qives visitors the chance to test their strength against big cafts. THE META PICTURE lolzandtrollz: Test Your Real Strength

Tumblr, Blog, and Test: Zoo qives visitors the chance to test their
strength against big cafts.
THE META PICTURE
lolzandtrollz:

Test Your Real Strength

Tumblr, Blog, and Test: Zoo qives visitors the chance to test their
strength against big cafts.
THE META PICTURE
lolzandtrollz:

Test Your Real Strength

lolzandtrollz: Test Your Real Strength

Iphone, Lol, and Money: .. В.С.@yesthatbc . 17h This zoo cost $45... my son better get attacked 103 5,842 18K Claudia @kittenklaudia 15h I wanted to go to a animal sanctuary here in Miami and it was $700 lol and extra $200 to have two minutes to take a pic with a money lol 95 42 8 B.C @yesthatbc Replying to @kittenklaudia and @ChaseBenjaminz That monkey better put my kid in a UFC hold for $200 15:11 5/21/19 Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 533 Likes I want the Harambe Experience 🦍

Iphone, Lol, and Money: .. В.С.@yesthatbc . 17h
This zoo cost $45... my son better get
attacked
103 5,842 18K
Claudia @kittenklaudia 15h
I wanted to go to a animal sanctuary here
in Miami and it was $700 lol and extra
$200 to have two minutes to take a pic
with a money lol
95
42
8
B.C
@yesthatbc
Replying to @kittenklaudia and @ChaseBenjaminz
That monkey better put my kid in a UFC
hold for $200
15:11 5/21/19 Twitter for iPhone
69 Retweets 533 Likes
I want the Harambe Experience 🦍

Iphone, Lol, and Money: .. В.С.@yesthatbc . 17h
This zoo cost $45... my son better get
attacked
103 5,842 18K
Claudia @kittenklaudia 15h
I wanted to go to a animal sanctuary here
in Miami and it was $700 lol and extra
$200 to have two minutes to take a pic
with a money lol
95
42
8
B.C
@yesthatbc
Replying to @kittenklaudia and @ChaseBenjaminz
That monkey better put my kid in a UFC
hold for $200
15:11 5/21/19 Twitter for iPhone
69 Retweets 533 Likes
I want the Harambe Experience 🦍

I want the Harambe Experience 🦍

cnn.com, Dank, and Memes: CNN A flamingo in an Illinois zoo had to be put down after a child threw a rock at it By Christina Maxouris, CNN May 22, 2019 at 3:22 PM 1 MIN READ I won't do Kids. That's ar But that rule is negotiable if the kids a dick Man, f*ck this kid. by mydickisasalad MORE MEMES

cnn.com, Dank, and Memes: CNN
A flamingo in an Illinois
zoo had to be put down
after a child threw a rock
at it
By Christina Maxouris, CNN
May 22, 2019 at 3:22 PM 1 MIN READ
I won't do Kids.
That's ar
But that rule is negotiable
if the kids a dick
Man, f*ck this kid. by mydickisasalad
MORE MEMES

cnn.com, Dank, and Memes: CNN
A flamingo in an Illinois
zoo had to be put down
after a child threw a rock
at it
By Christina Maxouris, CNN
May 22, 2019 at 3:22 PM 1 MIN READ
I won't do Kids.
That's ar
But that rule is negotiable
if the kids a dick
Man, f*ck this kid. by mydickisasalad
MORE MEMES

Man, f*ck this kid. by mydickisasalad MORE MEMES

Love, Penguins, and Wedding: Floyd Retweeted Floyd @dafloydsta JUDGE: You're charged with stealing penguins from the zoo. ME: 치ips right on mic" I needed groomsmen for my wedding, your Honor. 17/01/2017, 17:23 3,793 RETWEETS 10.8K LIKES For Love

Love, Penguins, and Wedding: Floyd Retweeted
Floyd
@dafloydsta
JUDGE: You're charged with stealing
penguins from the zoo.
ME: 치ips right on mic" I needed
groomsmen for my wedding, your
Honor.
17/01/2017, 17:23
3,793 RETWEETS 10.8K LIKES
For Love

Love, Penguins, and Wedding: Floyd Retweeted
Floyd
@dafloydsta
JUDGE: You're charged with stealing
penguins from the zoo.
ME: 치ips right on mic" I needed
groomsmen for my wedding, your
Honor.
17/01/2017, 17:23
3,793 RETWEETS 10.8K LIKES
For Love

For Love

Crying, Dad, and Funny: Lucy @doodlingglass My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning I'm crying @WbySoAccurate Why So Accurate? @whysoaccurateig Your dad is small as hell

Crying, Dad, and Funny: Lucy
@doodlingglass
My dad is an electrician in a zoo and
look how he spent his morning I'm
crying
@WbySoAccurate
Why So Accurate?
@whysoaccurateig
Your dad is small as hell

Crying, Dad, and Funny: Lucy
@doodlingglass
My dad is an electrician in a zoo and
look how he spent his morning I'm
crying
@WbySoAccurate
Why So Accurate?
@whysoaccurateig
Your dad is small as hell

Animals, Dank, and Shit: Brock @ChillBrock Why the zoo charge us to look at animals they stole? This isn't even yalls shit

Animals, Dank, and Shit: Brock
@ChillBrock
Why the zoo charge us to look at
animals they stole? This isn't even
yalls shit

Animals, Dank, and Shit: Brock
@ChillBrock
Why the zoo charge us to look at
animals they stole? This isn't even
yalls shit

Animals, Head, and Shit: Brock @ChillBrock Why the zoo charge us to look at animals they stole? This isn't even yalls shit Smh my head

Animals, Head, and Shit: Brock
@ChillBrock
Why the zoo charge us to look at
animals they stole? This isn't even
yalls shit
Smh my head

Animals, Head, and Shit: Brock
@ChillBrock
Why the zoo charge us to look at
animals they stole? This isn't even
yalls shit
Smh my head

Smh my head

Friends, Saw, and Unicorn: Zoe's Zoo Follow @ZoesZooYouTube Replying to @TessaDare @MerriamWebster A friend's 5 yr old saw a rhino and called it a "Battle Unicorn". Can we let 5 yr olds christen new species please? 8:12 AM- 30 May 2018 370 Retweets 2,303 Likes 20 370 2.3K

Friends, Saw, and Unicorn: Zoe's Zoo
Follow
@ZoesZooYouTube
Replying to @TessaDare @MerriamWebster
A friend's 5 yr old saw a rhino and called it a
"Battle Unicorn". Can we let 5 yr olds christen
new species please?
8:12 AM- 30 May 2018
370 Retweets 2,303 Likes
20 370 2.3K

Friends, Saw, and Unicorn: Zoe's Zoo
Follow
@ZoesZooYouTube
Replying to @TessaDare @MerriamWebster
A friend's 5 yr old saw a rhino and called it a
"Battle Unicorn". Can we let 5 yr olds christen
new species please?
8:12 AM- 30 May 2018
370 Retweets 2,303 Likes
20 370 2.3K

Crying, Dad, and Lucy: Lucy @doodlingglass My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning I'm crying Show this thread Alex, but online @Alex but online Your dad small as hell

Crying, Dad, and Lucy: Lucy @doodlingglass
My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how
he spent his morning I'm crying
Show this thread
Alex, but online
@Alex but online
Your dad small as hell

Crying, Dad, and Lucy: Lucy @doodlingglass
My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how
he spent his morning I'm crying
Show this thread
Alex, but online
@Alex but online
Your dad small as hell

Dank, Family, and Parents: X cricket ,ill 100% 7:41 AM 2 Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but today I caught my father showing the family photos to the kitter.

Dank, Family, and Parents: X
cricket
,ill 100% 7:41 AM
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitter.

Dank, Family, and Parents: X
cricket
,ill 100% 7:41 AM
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitter.

Family, Memes, and Parents: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but today l caught my father showing the family photos to the kitten. https://t.co/DCtnpbTEGa

Family, Memes, and Parents: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today l
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
https://t.co/DCtnpbTEGa

Family, Memes, and Parents: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today l
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
https://t.co/DCtnpbTEGa

https://t.co/DCtnpbTEGa

Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM cricket 2 2 Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but today I caught my father showing the family photos to the kitten. WHOLESOMENESS OVERLOAD

Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM
cricket
2
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
WHOLESOMENESS OVERLOAD

Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM
cricket
2
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
WHOLESOMENESS OVERLOAD

WHOLESOMENESS OVERLOAD

Dank, Family, and Love: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but todayI caught my father showing the family photos to the kitten But this.. does put a smile on my face Love ❤️ 300 by MunaN15 MORE MEMES

Dank, Family, and Love: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but todayI
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten
But this.. does put a smile on my face
Love ❤️ 300 by MunaN15
MORE MEMES

Dank, Family, and Love: Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but todayI
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten
But this.. does put a smile on my face
Love ❤️ 300 by MunaN15
MORE MEMES

Love ❤️ 300 by MunaN15 MORE MEMES

Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM cricket 2 2 Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and brought it home. I was afraid that my parents would get mad at me but today I caught my father showing the family photos to the kitten. WHOLESOMENESS OVERLOAD

Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM
cricket
2
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
WHOLESOMENESS OVERLOAD

Family, Parents, and Cricket: h( ▼ ill 100%'17:41 AM
cricket
2
2
Sunday I found a kitten at the zoo and
brought it home. I was afraid that my
parents would get mad at me but today I
caught my father showing the family
photos to the kitten.
WHOLESOMENESS OVERLOAD

WHOLESOMENESS OVERLOAD

9/11, Android, and Beautiful: VAEL @elle91 Me as a zoo tour guide] Me: On your left, we have the African Spotted Tall Bois 8 yo: Aren't those giraf- Me: AND ON THE RIGHT we have a Giant Leaf Raccoon 8: They're pand- Me: AND STRAIGHT AHEAD, you'll see the beautiful Wild Barcodes 8: Zeb- Me: THIS IS A SILENT TOUR 9:11 AM 11 May 19 Twitter for Android Giraffes dont exist

9/11, Android, and Beautiful: VAEL
@elle91
Me as a zoo tour guide]
Me: On your left, we have the
African Spotted Tall Bois
8 yo: Aren't those giraf-
Me: AND ON THE RIGHT we have a
Giant Leaf Raccoon
8: They're pand-
Me: AND STRAIGHT AHEAD, you'll
see the beautiful Wild Barcodes
8: Zeb-
Me: THIS IS A SILENT TOUR
9:11 AM 11 May 19 Twitter for Android
Giraffes dont exist

9/11, Android, and Beautiful: VAEL
@elle91
Me as a zoo tour guide]
Me: On your left, we have the
African Spotted Tall Bois
8 yo: Aren't those giraf-
Me: AND ON THE RIGHT we have a
Giant Leaf Raccoon
8: They're pand-
Me: AND STRAIGHT AHEAD, you'll
see the beautiful Wild Barcodes
8: Zeb-
Me: THIS IS A SILENT TOUR
9:11 AM 11 May 19 Twitter for Android
Giraffes dont exist

Giraffes dont exist

Crying, Dad, and Lucy: Lucy @doodlingglass My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning I'm crying Show this thread Alex, but online @Alex_but online Your dad small as hell Just a regular routine

Crying, Dad, and Lucy: Lucy @doodlingglass
My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how
he spent his morning I'm crying
Show this thread
Alex, but online
@Alex_but online
Your dad small as hell
Just a regular routine

Crying, Dad, and Lucy: Lucy @doodlingglass
My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how
he spent his morning I'm crying
Show this thread
Alex, but online
@Alex_but online
Your dad small as hell
Just a regular routine

Just a regular routine

Animals, Apparently, and Work: vampireapologist The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a il cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I'm just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team instantfrost I think about this post a lot. I talk about it a lot. It's to the point where, at work when we don't like someone, we go, "that person is NOT on my enrichment team" because apparently the biggest insult, we think, is that that person is not successfully zooing us.

Animals, Apparently, and Work: vampireapologist
The enjoyment I get from removing the wax
packaging from a il cheese wheel is immediately
aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when
they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a
treat. I'm just an ape and the babybel cheese people
are my enrichment team
instantfrost
I think about this post a lot. I talk about it a lot. It's to
the point where, at work when we don't like
someone, we go, "that person is NOT on my
enrichment team" because apparently the biggest
insult, we think, is that that person is not
successfully zooing us.

Animals, Apparently, and Work: vampireapologist
The enjoyment I get from removing the wax
packaging from a il cheese wheel is immediately
aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when
they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a
treat. I'm just an ape and the babybel cheese people
are my enrichment team
instantfrost
I think about this post a lot. I talk about it a lot. It's to
the point where, at work when we don't like
someone, we go, "that person is NOT on my
enrichment team" because apparently the biggest
insult, we think, is that that person is not
successfully zooing us.

Dank, Magnificent, and 🤖: LAD BIBL E 'Gorillas are magnificent, majestic creatures full of grace... except when it rains' 😂🦍 Riverbanks Zoo and Garden

Dank, Magnificent, and 🤖: LAD
BIBL E
'Gorillas are magnificent, majestic creatures full of grace... except when it rains' 😂🦍

Riverbanks Zoo and Garden

Dank, Magnificent, and 🤖: LAD
BIBL E
'Gorillas are magnificent, majestic creatures full of grace... except when it rains' 😂🦍

Riverbanks Zoo and Garden

'Gorillas are magnificent, majestic creatures full of grace... except when it rains' 😂🦍 Riverbanks Zoo and Garden

Penguin, Penguins, and Time: SKH @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can't take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day 8/19/18, 10:16 AM My dream job

Penguin, Penguins, and Time: SKH
@shalaylaa
Boy in the pub was telling me his job is
a penguin erector so every time a
plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the
penguins can't take their eyes off it
and end up falling over n he just goes
round picking them back up, 38
penguins 2000 flights a day
8/19/18, 10:16 AM
My dream job

Penguin, Penguins, and Time: SKH
@shalaylaa
Boy in the pub was telling me his job is
a penguin erector so every time a
plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the
penguins can't take their eyes off it
and end up falling over n he just goes
round picking them back up, 38
penguins 2000 flights a day
8/19/18, 10:16 AM
My dream job

My dream job

Animals, Best Friend, and Fucking: 11 Erika Heidewald Φ Following @erikaheidewald Are you straight and considering going to #Pride2017 ? Here's a brief thread of things you should know. RETWEETS LIKES 360 463 11:00 AM- 10 Jun 2017 360 463 9 Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald-22h 1. Pride is about LGBTQ+ people, so you must be an ally to all kinds of queer people. It's not ok to be an ally to gays but not trans ppl 55316 Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h 2. LGBT people are humans celebrating being themselves, we arent zoo animals. No gawking or touching without permission. 다 26 ·235 Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h 3. If you're a straight man and you hit on a lesbian at Pride, you go straight to hell 57354 Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h 4. Pride isn't some sexual free for all with no rules. Not all LGBT people are even sexual. Don't touch people without their permission! 37272 Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h 5. Straight girls- gay men do not exist to be your gay best friend 582 Erika Heidewald眷. @enkaheidewald-22h 6. Pride isnt about you, so don't try and make it about you. You're a guest 34223 Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h 7. Pride isn't always happy. Pride comes out of struggle & sometimes people may be angry at our cis-heteronormative world. Be ok with that Erika Heidewald İİ, Ф @enkaheidewald-21h 8. You aren't there to judge, you're there to support. Let people be themselves, for some people it's the only time of year they really can. 다 26 190 Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h 9. Lesbians and bi girls are not at Pride to find straight men to have threesomes with and if you proposition t you go straight to hel 115422 Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h 10. LGBT people are diverse in every way. Don't just be an ally of white male-identifying, or able-bodied LGBT people. Be intersectional Erika Heidewald眷. @enkaheidewald-21h Frida and I made a video on this topic yesterday, and there are some important thoughts in the comment section too SHOULD STRAIGHT PEOPLE GO TO PRIDE? Should straight people go to pride? LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE! @erikaandfrida on IG and Snapchat https://twitter.com/erikaandfrida erikaandfrida.tumblr. youtube.com 다 16 86 Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h not trying to get in a fight this year. #Pride201 33214 And lastly, do not fucking touch people without their permission because I'm profeminist: Thread source Reblogging in anticipation of #PrideMonth2019

Animals, Best Friend, and Fucking: 11 Erika Heidewald Φ
Following
@erikaheidewald
Are you straight and considering going to
#Pride2017 ? Here's a brief thread of
things you should know.
RETWEETS LIKES
360
463
11:00 AM- 10 Jun 2017
360
463
9

Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald-22h
1. Pride is about LGBTQ+ people, so you must be an ally to all kinds of queer
people. It's not ok to be an ally to gays
but not trans ppl
55316
Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h
2. LGBT people are humans celebrating being themselves, we arent zoo
animals. No gawking or touching without permission.
다 26
·235
Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h
3. If you're a straight man and you hit on a lesbian at Pride, you go straight
to hell
57354
Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h
4. Pride isn't some sexual free for all with no rules. Not all LGBT people are
even sexual. Don't touch people without their permission!
37272
Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h
5. Straight girls- gay men do not exist to be your gay best friend
582
Erika Heidewald眷. @enkaheidewald-22h
6. Pride isnt about you, so don't try and make it about you. You're a guest
34223
Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h
7. Pride isn't always happy. Pride comes out of struggle & sometimes people
may be angry at our cis-heteronormative world. Be ok with that
Erika Heidewald İİ, Ф @enkaheidewald-21h
8. You aren't there to judge, you're there to support. Let people be
themselves, for some people it's the only time of year they really can.
다 26
190

Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h
9. Lesbians and bi girls are not at Pride to find straight men to have
threesomes with and if you proposition t
you go straight to hel
115422
Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h
10. LGBT people are diverse in every way. Don't just be an ally of white
male-identifying, or able-bodied LGBT people. Be intersectional
Erika Heidewald眷. @enkaheidewald-21h
Frida and I made a video on this topic yesterday, and there are some
important thoughts in the comment section too
SHOULD STRAIGHT PEOPLE GO TO PRIDE?
Should straight people go to pride? LIKE AND
SUBSCRIBE! @erikaandfrida on IG and Snapchat
https://twitter.com/erikaandfrida erikaandfrida.tumblr.
youtube.com
다 16 86
Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h
not trying to get in a fight this year. #Pride201
33214
And lastly, do not fucking touch people without their permission because I'm
profeminist:

Thread source

Reblogging in anticipation of #PrideMonth2019

Animals, Best Friend, and Fucking: 11 Erika Heidewald Φ
Following
@erikaheidewald
Are you straight and considering going to
#Pride2017 ? Here's a brief thread of
things you should know.
RETWEETS LIKES
360
463
11:00 AM- 10 Jun 2017
360
463
9

Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald-22h
1. Pride is about LGBTQ+ people, so you must be an ally to all kinds of queer
people. It's not ok to be an ally to gays
but not trans ppl
55316
Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h
2. LGBT people are humans celebrating being themselves, we arent zoo
animals. No gawking or touching without permission.
다 26
·235
Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h
3. If you're a straight man and you hit on a lesbian at Pride, you go straight
to hell
57354
Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h
4. Pride isn't some sexual free for all with no rules. Not all LGBT people are
even sexual. Don't touch people without their permission!
37272
Erika Heidewald її, Ф @enkaheidewald. 22h
5. Straight girls- gay men do not exist to be your gay best friend
582
Erika Heidewald眷. @enkaheidewald-22h
6. Pride isnt about you, so don't try and make it about you. You're a guest
34223
Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h
7. Pride isn't always happy. Pride comes out of struggle & sometimes people
may be angry at our cis-heteronormative world. Be ok with that
Erika Heidewald İİ, Ф @enkaheidewald-21h
8. You aren't there to judge, you're there to support. Let people be
themselves, for some people it's the only time of year they really can.
다 26
190

Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h
9. Lesbians and bi girls are not at Pride to find straight men to have
threesomes with and if you proposition t
you go straight to hel
115422
Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h
10. LGBT people are diverse in every way. Don't just be an ally of white
male-identifying, or able-bodied LGBT people. Be intersectional
Erika Heidewald眷. @enkaheidewald-21h
Frida and I made a video on this topic yesterday, and there are some
important thoughts in the comment section too
SHOULD STRAIGHT PEOPLE GO TO PRIDE?
Should straight people go to pride? LIKE AND
SUBSCRIBE! @erikaandfrida on IG and Snapchat
https://twitter.com/erikaandfrida erikaandfrida.tumblr.
youtube.com
다 16 86
Erika Heidewald Ф @enkaheidewald-21h
not trying to get in a fight this year. #Pride201
33214
And lastly, do not fucking touch people without their permission because I'm
profeminist:

Thread source

Reblogging in anticipation of #PrideMonth2019

profeminist: Thread source Reblogging in anticipation of #PrideMonth2019

Animals, Shit, and Tumblr: KurrenSyKing Treal @KingTreal Why the zoo charge us to look at animals they stole? this ain't even yall shit elevatedmindsoulbody: angelsunawares: angelsunawares: And it keeps on going

Animals, Shit, and Tumblr: KurrenSyKing Treal
@KingTreal
Why the zoo charge us to look at
animals they stole? this ain't even yall
shit
elevatedmindsoulbody:

angelsunawares:

angelsunawares:

And it keeps on going

Animals, Shit, and Tumblr: KurrenSyKing Treal
@KingTreal
Why the zoo charge us to look at
animals they stole? this ain't even yall
shit
elevatedmindsoulbody:

angelsunawares:

angelsunawares:

And it keeps on going

elevatedmindsoulbody: angelsunawares: angelsunawares: And it keeps on going

Tumblr, Blog, and Free: When you maul a kid at the zoo just for the free tranquilizers srsfunny: Gotta have my tranqs

Tumblr, Blog, and Free: When you maul a kid at the zoo just
for the free tranquilizers
srsfunny:

Gotta have my tranqs

Tumblr, Blog, and Free: When you maul a kid at the zoo just
for the free tranquilizers
srsfunny:

Gotta have my tranqs

srsfunny: Gotta have my tranqs

Tumblr, Blog, and Free: When you maul a kid at the zoo just for the free tranquilizers srsfunny:Gotta have my tranqs

Tumblr, Blog, and Free: When you maul a kid at the zoo just
for the free tranquilizers
srsfunny:Gotta have my tranqs

Tumblr, Blog, and Free: When you maul a kid at the zoo just
for the free tranquilizers
srsfunny:Gotta have my tranqs

srsfunny:Gotta have my tranqs