Thank you, my vagina is now drier than the Sahara Desert
Oh yeah, about that DATE.
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This is why it’s never a good idea to keep recycling pickup lines
Damn shes dead by PostMelounXD
These hilarious pick up lines and flirty quotes from Pinterest are sure to get you the date you're hoping for. #memes #quotes #pickuplines
Sometimes you find the one
The perfect man.
Its not gay because Biggie said it first
Post 1911; what’s the weirdest DN you’ve ever gotten (tag a friend)
Well looks like I’m gay now.
Lost this one boys
I’m my dads number 1 wingman
Hit on her Dad, become the Chad
How come I don’t have someone that follows me around while I get drunk and make poor decisions with food and compliments on hand? I want...
Where he at doe?
I’ll take “things a dude could never get away with” for 500
Smooth Pickup line
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This happens too often
random girl: you're so hot ily damn boo me: aw thank you baby ily random male: h- me:
get you a guy like this 😍
Bored probs gonna sleep
This is so true. Snapchat (fuckboyfailures)
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