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Beautiful, Blessed, and Bodies : Trashmouth Your Mom > 345,987 likes Trashmouth Wow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fiance here was a fan. I hope he doesn't take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe BevvieMarshHoly Shit, Rich SummerKid324 Plot Twist view all 12,243 comments reddie-fucked-me-up: Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch, and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight: Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobe.There was a huge 鈥#CancelRichieTozier鈥 party, of course. When isn鈥檛 there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval, a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account, and even a few fans spoke out, condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not 鈥渒nowing something was up with him鈥.If you asked Richie, the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago, but hey. Who was he to judge?Now, normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal. Hell, he鈥檇 probably be right there along with his haters, insisting he have the most Extra鈩 of cancellation parties. Unfortunately though, he happened to be sleeping when the 鈥渞eceipts鈥 surfaced. It wasn鈥檛 until he awoke, bleary eyed and exhausted, that he knew anything was amiss鈥 the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyone.Especially the five missed calls from his agent.鈥淥h fuck me,鈥 He groaned, falling back against the pillows once more. Eddie was right there, pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richie鈥檚 shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the light.If Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone, who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification, mind still rather numb from the early morning, but smiling nonetheless. I mean, how could he not, this shit was hilarious! Sure, he probably should鈥檝e been calling his agent back, but instead he raised his phone in the air, snapping a quick shot of him and his fianc茅 to sent to their friends.It was maybe the best picture he鈥檇 ever taken.Growing up in a town as close-minded as Derry, Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong. Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else (well, technically he was bisexual, but that was besides the point), and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirty.Eventually, they found a home in each other, but it had taken some time. They didn鈥檛 know how to allow themselves to be intimate, and there were a lot of stumbles. Just as there always is with your first love. Except, that 鈥渇irst love鈥 was going to be their only love. Richie had made it official weeks ago. He liked it, and he finally, finally put a ring on it. He just鈥 hadn鈥檛 gone public with it yet.Eddie didn鈥檛 mind. They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than they鈥檇 care to admit. You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy. That kind of hardwiring took time to change.Well鈥 looking at this photo鈥 at the way their bodies could just exist together鈥 Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasn鈥檛 glitching. He just couldn鈥檛 get the math to work. Why would this ever be something he didn鈥檛 want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richie鈥檚 entire body, trusting him with this鈥 this precious thing he was. This thing that probably should鈥檝e belonged to someone more deserving, but he gave to Richie.With one last tired smile at the photo, Richie decided to do what he does best:Not think.It was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie, but he managed fine enough, typing his official response to all the drama.鈥淲ow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fianc茅 here was a fan. I hope he doesn鈥檛 take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe鈥
Beautiful, Blessed, and Bodies : Trashmouth
 Your Mom >
 345,987 likes
 Trashmouth Wow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier
 news. My fiance here was a fan. I hope he doesn't
 take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe
 BevvieMarshHoly Shit, Rich
 SummerKid324 Plot Twist
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Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch, and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight: Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobe.There was a huge 鈥#CancelRichieTozier鈥 party, of course. When isn鈥檛 there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval, a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account, and even a few fans spoke out, condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not 鈥渒nowing something was up with him鈥.If you asked Richie, the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago, but hey. Who was he to judge?Now, normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal. Hell, he鈥檇 probably be right there along with his haters, insisting he have the most Extra鈩 of cancellation parties. Unfortunately though, he happened to be sleeping when the 鈥渞eceipts鈥 surfaced. It wasn鈥檛 until he awoke, bleary eyed and exhausted, that he knew anything was amiss鈥 the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyone.Especially the five missed calls from his agent.鈥淥h fuck me,鈥 He groaned, falling back against the pillows once more. Eddie was right there, pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richie鈥檚 shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the light.If Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone, who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification, mind still rather numb from the early morning, but smiling nonetheless. I mean, how could he not, this shit was hilarious! Sure, he probably should鈥檝e been calling his agent back, but instead he raised his phone in the air, snapping a quick shot of him and his fianc茅 to sent to their friends.It was maybe the best picture he鈥檇 ever taken.Growing up in a town as close-minded as Derry, Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong. Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else (well, technically he was bisexual, but that was besides the point), and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirty.Eventually, they found a home in each other, but it had taken some time. They didn鈥檛 know how to allow themselves to be intimate, and there were a lot of stumbles. Just as there always is with your first love. Except, that 鈥渇irst love鈥 was going to be their only love. Richie had made it official weeks ago. He liked it, and he finally, finally put a ring on it. He just鈥 hadn鈥檛 gone public with it yet.Eddie didn鈥檛 mind. They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than they鈥檇 care to admit. You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy. That kind of hardwiring took time to change.Well鈥 looking at this photo鈥 at the way their bodies could just exist together鈥 Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasn鈥檛 glitching. He just couldn鈥檛 get the math to work. Why would this ever be something he didn鈥檛 want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richie鈥檚 entire body, trusting him with this鈥 this precious thing he was. This thing that probably should鈥檝e belonged to someone more deserving, but he gave to Richie.With one last tired smile at the photo, Richie decided to do what he does best:Not think.It was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie, but he managed fine enough, typing his official response to all the drama.鈥淲ow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fianc茅 here was a fan. I hope he doesn鈥檛 take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe鈥

reddie-fucked-me-up: Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes...