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![You Okay: are you,
Okay?
NO
here,
drink this
it's happy
juice
this is
JUST
water
@flashytoys
:) [OC]](https://pics.awwmemes.com/are-you-okay-no-here-drink-this-its-happy-juice-66472762.png)
![You Okay: omegle
Talk to strangers
You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
You both like Memes.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Hiya
Stranger: *Karate kicks* Hiya
You: Ouch wtf man that hurt
Stranger: Yeah, now give me my chicken
tendies!!
You: No! My chicken tendies *stuffs mouth with
chicken tendies*
Stranger: Mommy, he stole my tendies!!!
Stranger: I'll buy them from you with my good
boi points
You: Ooh
You: How about
You: This
You: If you solve my testu can keep them
Stranger: Deal, mommy always says I'm specia
in the head
You: Okay
You: 69 ?
Stranger: Nice
You: Minecraft?
Stranger: Good
You: Fortnite?
Stranger: Bad
You: Elon musk?
Stranger: Is jesus
You: Who calls you breathtaking?
Stranger: Keanu Reeves
You: How many upvotes will this get?
Stranger: 7
You: Are you kust gonna scroll past without
saying [Unrelated thing]
Stranger: Loads LMG with religious intent*
intent*
Stranger: My spelling are shows you how
serious I was
You: I have_ friends
Stranger: My mommy says not to lie, so you
shouln't either
You: Youtube ads are?
Stranger: Fucking bullshit
You: Reddit is?
Stranger: The best
You: the logo of the subreddit r/memes is?
Stranger: Butter
Stranger: Butter
Stranger: If it hasn't changed
You: Mods are
Stranger: More gay than James Charles
You: Huzzah! A man of culture! You passed with
more flying colours than a mod orgy!! Here are
your chicken tendies
Stranger: Tendy Time!!!
You: You also win the rights to post this on reddi
to get your 7 upvotes
You: Unless its your cake day
You: Then u get 13 upvotes
Stranger: Thank you, I hope we meet again
someday. Until then live a great life
Stranger has disconnected.
Chicken Tendies by _Bond_1
MORE MEMES](https://pics.awwmemes.com/omegle-talk-to-strangers-youre-chatting-with-a-random-stranger-63695849.png)
![You Okay: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them."
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister.
positive-memes:Bed time stories](https://pics.awwmemes.com/insomnia-adventures-u-oceanundertow-be-me-sleep-deprived-dm-half-an-61533067.png)
![You Okay: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them.
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister](https://pics.awwmemes.com/insomnia-adventures-u-oceanundertow-be-me-sleep-deprived-dm-half-an-62010341.png)
![You Okay: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them."
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister.
Bed time stories](https://pics.awwmemes.com/insomnia-adventures-u-oceanundertow-be-me-sleep-deprived-dm-half-an-62008090.png)
