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Shower, Hitler, and Today: Let's see what shower thought we can pass off as ameme today If you were born after 1945, you are literally named after Hitler.

Shower, Hitler, and Today: Let's see what shower thought we
can pass off as ameme today
If you were born
after 1945, you
are literally
named after
Hitler.

Shower, Hitler, and Today: Let's see what shower thought we
can pass off as ameme today
If you were born
after 1945, you
are literally
named after
Hitler.

Cats, Chicago, and Clock: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 taraljc: lemonsharks: nikkoliferous: biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quietrain: shesheistyy: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all. ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life. Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things. 1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing. 4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped. The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked 1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. Good luck in the future apocalypse! Reblogged with improved readability! Look whats Relevant again… I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool. History repeats and all that jazz. After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything… We’ve been here before. It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd. Stay safe. Reminder that according to the Doomsday Clock, we are currently at greater threat of nuclear annihilation than we were even at the height of the Cold War. Nukemap for “how far from ground zero must I be to survive this” https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ Like… Manhattan might be toast but that doesn’t mean the citizens of Long Island shouldn’t know how to mitigate their terrible fuckin situation just because Manhattan is toast. If downtown Chicago is at the center of a nuclear bombing when I’m at work I’m dead, but if I’m home I have a chance to shelter in place and then bag up the cats and go crash with friends in Wisconsin. And also how absofuckinglutely horrifying is it that we need to know this shit? very absofuckingluteky horrifying

Cats, Chicago, and Clock: The Independent
@Independent
Here's what you should do in the
event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
2piOhjW
8/9/17, 3:19 PM

NBC News
@NBCNews
NBC NEWS
"Don't run. Get inside". What experts
say to do in case of a nuclear attack
nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
8/9/17, 9:30 AM

CN
CNN
@CNN
Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
Korea attack. Experts say you have
about 15 min. to take cover after a
launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
taraljc:

lemonsharks:

nikkoliferous:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

zoanzon:

missmwynter:

madlyinlov3onda:

oakenroots:

oakenroots:

quietrain:

shesheistyy:

tripprophet:

weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.

Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die

they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all.

ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life.
Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things.

1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground.
2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only.
3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing.
4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped.

The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right.

NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation.

Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer.

Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation.

And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit.

So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked
1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available.
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse.
3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang.
4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out.
5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down.
6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job.

Good luck in the future apocalypse!

Reblogged with improved readability!

Look whats Relevant again…

I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool.

History repeats and all that jazz.
After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything…
We’ve been here before.
It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd.

Stay safe.

Reminder that according to the Doomsday Clock, we are currently at greater threat of nuclear annihilation than we were even at the height of the Cold War.

Nukemap for “how far from ground zero must I be to survive this”
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Like… Manhattan might be toast but that doesn’t mean the citizens of Long Island shouldn’t know how to mitigate their terrible fuckin situation just because Manhattan is toast.
If downtown Chicago is at the center of a nuclear bombing when I’m at work I’m dead, but if I’m home I have a chance to shelter in place and then bag up the cats and go crash with friends in Wisconsin.
And also how absofuckinglutely horrifying is it that we need to know this shit?

very absofuckingluteky horrifying

Cats, Chicago, and Clock: The Independent
@Independent
Here's what you should do in the
event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
2piOhjW
8/9/17, 3:19 PM

NBC News
@NBCNews
NBC NEWS
"Don't run. Get inside". What experts
say to do in case of a nuclear attack
nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
8/9/17, 9:30 AM

CN
CNN
@CNN
Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
Korea attack. Experts say you have
about 15 min. to take cover after a
launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
taraljc:

lemonsharks:

nikkoliferous:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

zoanzon:

missmwynter:

madlyinlov3onda:

oakenroots:

oakenroots:

quietrain:

shesheistyy:

tripprophet:

weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.

Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die

they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all.

ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life.
Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things.

1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground.
2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only.
3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing.
4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped.

The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right.

NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation.

Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer.

Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation.

And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit.

So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked
1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available.
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse.
3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang.
4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out.
5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down.
6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job.

Good luck in the future apocalypse!

Reblogged with improved readability!

Look whats Relevant again…

I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool.

History repeats and all that jazz.
After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything…
We’ve been here before.
It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd.

Stay safe.

Reminder that according to the Doomsday Clock, we are currently at greater threat of nuclear annihilation than we were even at the height of the Cold War.

Nukemap for “how far from ground zero must I be to survive this”
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Like… Manhattan might be toast but that doesn’t mean the citizens of Long Island shouldn’t know how to mitigate their terrible fuckin situation just because Manhattan is toast.
If downtown Chicago is at the center of a nuclear bombing when I’m at work I’m dead, but if I’m home I have a chance to shelter in place and then bag up the cats and go crash with friends in Wisconsin.
And also how absofuckinglutely horrifying is it that we need to know this shit?

very absofuckingluteky horrifying

taraljc: lemonsharks: nikkoliferous: biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quiet...

True, Propaganda, and True Story: me: hurt me her: only 1% of all ancient literature survived me: n-no... her: for instance, the gallic sack of rome completely wiped out the true story of the founding of rome, forcing historians to rely on roman propaganda and legends me: stop YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA

True, Propaganda, and True Story: me: hurt me
her: only 1% of all ancient
literature survived
me: n-no...
her: for instance, the gallic
sack of rome completely
wiped out the true story of
the founding of rome, forcing
historians to rely on roman
propaganda and legends
me: stop
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA

True, Propaganda, and True Story: me: hurt me
her: only 1% of all ancient
literature survived
me: n-no...
her: for instance, the gallic
sack of rome completely
wiped out the true story of
the founding of rome, forcing
historians to rely on roman
propaganda and legends
me: stop
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA

Work, Bush, and Sophia Bush: you are allowed to be both a masterpiece and a work in progress simultaneously sophia bush

Work, Bush, and Sophia Bush: you are allowed to be both a
masterpiece and a work in
progress simultaneously
sophia bush

Work, Bush, and Sophia Bush: you are allowed to be both a
masterpiece and a work in
progress simultaneously
sophia bush

Bad, Light, and Character: Be light. Don't darken your own character by speaking poorly of someone else. If you get a bad vibe from someone, distance yourself and be done. Keep your light where it belongs. With you, not ever shadowing over someone else. It's yours. Don't waste it elsewhere. You are better and brighter than that. Stephanie Bennett-Henry

Bad, Light, and Character: Be light. Don't darken your own character
by speaking poorly of someone else. If you
get a bad vibe from someone, distance yourself
and be done. Keep your light where it belongs.
With you, not ever shadowing over someone
else. It's yours. Don't waste it elsewhere.
You are better and brighter than that.
Stephanie Bennett-Henry

Bad, Light, and Character: Be light. Don't darken your own character
by speaking poorly of someone else. If you
get a bad vibe from someone, distance yourself
and be done. Keep your light where it belongs.
With you, not ever shadowing over someone
else. It's yours. Don't waste it elsewhere.
You are better and brighter than that.
Stephanie Bennett-Henry

Being Alone, Kick, and You: When you are alone and the depressing thoughts kick in that you tried to avoid

Being Alone, Kick, and You: When you are alone and the depressing
thoughts kick in that you tried to avoid

Being Alone, Kick, and You: When you are alone and the depressing
thoughts kick in that you tried to avoid

True, Watch, and Electricity: nyehpetaleijon If you don't watch a series entirely you are not a true fan If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan You are only a true fan if you: are powered by electricity have multiple flat blades spin around really fast

True, Watch, and Electricity: nyehpetaleijon
If you don't watch a series entirely you are
not a true fan
If you do watch a series entirely you are not
a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
are powered by electricity
have multiple flat blades
spin around really fast

True, Watch, and Electricity: nyehpetaleijon
If you don't watch a series entirely you are
not a true fan
If you do watch a series entirely you are not
a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
are powered by electricity
have multiple flat blades
spin around really fast

Creepy, Drinking, and Facts: R 43% 20:41 Sean 4 days ago HOW YOU DOIBIPHY Hey Sean! X 3 days ago Hey yourself You know it was only last week said to my pal;'if a girl opened with a Friends quote I'd probably just marry her Oh shit, I better buy a dress! ORMAGIE COM GIPHY Should probably go out once or twice first. Just to keep everyone's parents happy Meh, fuck em Alright I like your attitude Good job really if we're getting married Tell me things What things would you like? I have much wisdom Top 5 facts about Sean Fact 1.I'm up at 5am so I must be rude and ask to continue this in the morrow if that's ok Request granted. But i want a further 5 facts 2 days ago Alright you ready? Born ready 11 have been in a coma for 2 days 2. I once played an astronaut in a Universal Studios show 3. I'll make you hate me via puns 4.I coach football. 5. I can make you laugh out loud wherever you are with one simple joke You go Excellent facts! Can you prove number 5 please? Oh shit I meant I have experienced a 2 day coma. Not the last 2 days Yes can. Why do flamingoes only lift one leg up when they stand? 1. I've never broken a bone 2. Even though I'm a strong independent woman. spiders and creepy crawlies in my house freak me tf out 3. Got 4 sisters and an army of nieces and nephews 4. My wit makes people either hate me or fall madly in love with me 5. I'm an excellent drinking buddy Go on.... Yes i gathered thats what you meant about the coma hahah If they lifted both up they'd fall Over Ok that was pretty funny Considering proved my number 5,l'd like you to do the same Deal. Name the place and time Yesterday He got me there!

Creepy, Drinking, and Facts: R 43% 20:41
Sean
4 days ago
HOW YOU DOIBIPHY
Hey Sean! X
3 days ago
Hey yourself
You know it was only last week
said to my pal;'if a girl opened
with a Friends quote I'd probably
just marry her
Oh shit, I better buy a dress!
ORMAGIE COM
GIPHY
Should probably go out once or
twice first. Just to keep
everyone's parents happy
Meh, fuck em
Alright I like your attitude
Good job really if we're getting
married
Tell me things
What things would you like? I
have much wisdom
Top 5 facts about Sean
Fact 1.I'm up at 5am so I must
be rude and ask to continue this
in the morrow if that's ok
Request granted. But i want a
further 5 facts
2 days ago
Alright you ready?
Born ready
11 have been in a coma for 2
days
2. I once played an astronaut in a
Universal Studios show
3. I'll make you hate me via puns
4.I coach football.
5. I can make you laugh out loud
wherever you are with one simple
joke
You go
Excellent facts! Can you prove
number 5 please?
Oh shit I meant I have
experienced a 2 day coma. Not
the last 2 days
Yes can. Why do flamingoes
only lift one leg up when they
stand?
1. I've never broken a bone
2. Even though I'm a strong
independent woman. spiders
and creepy crawlies in my house
freak me tf out
3. Got 4 sisters and an army of
nieces and nephews
4. My wit makes people either
hate me or fall madly in love with
me
5. I'm an excellent drinking buddy
Go on....
Yes i gathered thats what you
meant about the coma hahah
If they lifted both up they'd fall
Over
Ok that was pretty funny
Considering proved my number
5,l'd like you to do the same
Deal. Name the place and time
Yesterday
He got me there!

Creepy, Drinking, and Facts: R 43% 20:41
Sean
4 days ago
HOW YOU DOIBIPHY
Hey Sean! X
3 days ago
Hey yourself
You know it was only last week
said to my pal;'if a girl opened
with a Friends quote I'd probably
just marry her
Oh shit, I better buy a dress!
ORMAGIE COM
GIPHY
Should probably go out once or
twice first. Just to keep
everyone's parents happy
Meh, fuck em
Alright I like your attitude
Good job really if we're getting
married
Tell me things
What things would you like? I
have much wisdom
Top 5 facts about Sean
Fact 1.I'm up at 5am so I must
be rude and ask to continue this
in the morrow if that's ok
Request granted. But i want a
further 5 facts
2 days ago
Alright you ready?
Born ready
11 have been in a coma for 2
days
2. I once played an astronaut in a
Universal Studios show
3. I'll make you hate me via puns
4.I coach football.
5. I can make you laugh out loud
wherever you are with one simple
joke
You go
Excellent facts! Can you prove
number 5 please?
Oh shit I meant I have
experienced a 2 day coma. Not
the last 2 days
Yes can. Why do flamingoes
only lift one leg up when they
stand?
1. I've never broken a bone
2. Even though I'm a strong
independent woman. spiders
and creepy crawlies in my house
freak me tf out
3. Got 4 sisters and an army of
nieces and nephews
4. My wit makes people either
hate me or fall madly in love with
me
5. I'm an excellent drinking buddy
Go on....
Yes i gathered thats what you
meant about the coma hahah
If they lifted both up they'd fall
Over
Ok that was pretty funny
Considering proved my number
5,l'd like you to do the same
Deal. Name the place and time
Yesterday
He got me there!

He got me there!

Dad, Who, and Simba: yoU HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SIMBA REMEMBER WHO you ARE.. GET THE F@z OUT OF MY CLOUDS REMEMBER SIMBAAAAAA.. DAD? Well oops

Dad, Who, and Simba: yoU HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SIMBA
REMEMBER WHO
you ARE..
GET THE F@z OUT
OF MY CLOUDS
REMEMBER SIMBAAAAAA..
DAD?
Well oops

Dad, Who, and Simba: yoU HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SIMBA
REMEMBER WHO
you ARE..
GET THE F@z OUT
OF MY CLOUDS
REMEMBER SIMBAAAAAA..
DAD?
Well oops

Well oops

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Dad, Dank, and Memes: yoU HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SIMBA
REMEMBER WHO
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REMEMBER WHO
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College, Community, and Dank: Nia @nia_vibez Community college is still college and you're still getting an education. You'll save money and decrease student loans. Don't be ashamed to say you go to a community college. Be proud that you are trying to something with your life. Not everybody is able to attend a university. @nia_vibez 18 Aug Nia Sco Pa Tu Manaa? COMMUNITY COLLEGE There shouldnt be a stigma by commonvanilla MORE MEMES

College, Community, and Dank: Nia
@nia_vibez
Community college is still college and you're still
getting an education. You'll save money and decrease
student loans. Don't be ashamed to say you go to a
community college. Be proud that you are trying to
something with your life. Not everybody is able to
attend a university.
@nia_vibez 18 Aug
Nia
Sco Pa Tu Manaa?
COMMUNITY COLLEGE
There shouldnt be a stigma by commonvanilla
MORE MEMES

College, Community, and Dank: Nia
@nia_vibez
Community college is still college and you're still
getting an education. You'll save money and decrease
student loans. Don't be ashamed to say you go to a
community college. Be proud that you are trying to
something with your life. Not everybody is able to
attend a university.
@nia_vibez 18 Aug
Nia
Sco Pa Tu Manaa?
COMMUNITY COLLEGE
There shouldnt be a stigma by commonvanilla
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Dank, Home, and Sleep: My mom: "I can't sleep not knowing where you are at night" Me: *gets home at 1 am* My mom: Passed out

Dank, Home, and Sleep: My mom: "I can't sleep not knowing
where you are at night"
Me: *gets home at 1 am*
My mom:
Passed out

Dank, Home, and Sleep: My mom: "I can't sleep not knowing
where you are at night"
Me: *gets home at 1 am*
My mom:
Passed out

Passed out

Facebook, Food, and Life: Some have food but they can't eat. Others can eat but they have no food. But for you, you have both. If you are grateful, use just 5 seconds of your time and say THANK YOU LORD. Beauty of Life www.facebook.com/beautyofilifee

Facebook, Food, and Life: Some have
food but they can't
eat. Others can eat
but they have no food.
But for you,
you have both. If you
are grateful, use
just 5 seconds of
your time and say
THANK YOU LORD.
Beauty of Life
www.facebook.com/beautyofilifee

Facebook, Food, and Life: Some have
food but they can't
eat. Others can eat
but they have no food.
But for you,
you have both. If you
are grateful, use
just 5 seconds of
your time and say
THANK YOU LORD.
Beauty of Life
www.facebook.com/beautyofilifee

Best, Best Comments, and You: r/Showerthoughts Posted by u 13h Your heartbeat is probably perfectly synchronised with someone else's Mindblowing Share 421 32 BEST COMMENTS 13h Especially if you are dead 113 Reply

Best, Best Comments, and You: r/Showerthoughts
Posted by u
13h
Your heartbeat is probably perfectly
synchronised with someone else's
Mindblowing
Share
421
32
BEST COMMENTS
13h
Especially if you are dead
113
Reply

Best, Best Comments, and You: r/Showerthoughts
Posted by u
13h
Your heartbeat is probably perfectly
synchronised with someone else's
Mindblowing
Share
421
32
BEST COMMENTS
13h
Especially if you are dead
113
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Bad, Life, and Memes: Never disrespect your gut instinct. You are not paranoid. Your body can pick up on bad vibrations. If something deep inside of you says something is not right about a person or situation, trust it. Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

Bad, Life, and Memes: Never disrespect
your gut instinct. You are not
paranoid. Your body can pick up
on bad vibrations. If something
deep inside of you says
something is not right about a
person or situation, trust it.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

Bad, Life, and Memes: Never disrespect
your gut instinct. You are not
paranoid. Your body can pick up
on bad vibrations. If something
deep inside of you says
something is not right about a
person or situation, trust it.
Lessons Taught
By LIFE
<3

<3

Being Alone, Homeless, and Black: jelani cobb Walking in Manhattan. I see a black woman in maybe her late 30s sitting on the sidewalk panhandling. She says "Excuse me, aren't you Jelani Cobb?" | say yes and she reads the surprise on my face & says "I'm homeless but I still read." @jelani9 14m Ll182 34 1,340 jelani cobb @jelani9 "You write some good stuff," she adds. I thank her for the compliment. Then she says "The public library is still free-it's about the only thing that is," and laughs. Ituck a dollar into her cup and wish her good luck. Headed home and made a donation to the @nypl. “You think you are alone, and then you read.”

Being Alone, Homeless, and Black: jelani cobb
Walking in Manhattan. I see a black woman
in maybe her late 30s sitting on the
sidewalk panhandling. She says "Excuse
me, aren't you Jelani Cobb?" | say yes and
she reads the surprise on my face & says
"I'm homeless but I still read."
@jelani9 14m
Ll182
34
1,340
jelani cobb
@jelani9
"You write some good stuff," she adds. I
thank her for the compliment. Then she
says "The public library is still free-it's
about the only thing that is," and laughs.
Ituck a dollar into her cup and wish her
good luck. Headed home and made a
donation to the @nypl.
“You think you are alone, and then you read.”

Being Alone, Homeless, and Black: jelani cobb
Walking in Manhattan. I see a black woman
in maybe her late 30s sitting on the
sidewalk panhandling. She says "Excuse
me, aren't you Jelani Cobb?" | say yes and
she reads the surprise on my face & says
"I'm homeless but I still read."
@jelani9 14m
Ll182
34
1,340
jelani cobb
@jelani9
"You write some good stuff," she adds. I
thank her for the compliment. Then she
says "The public library is still free-it's
about the only thing that is," and laughs.
Ituck a dollar into her cup and wish her
good luck. Headed home and made a
donation to the @nypl.
“You think you are alone, and then you read.”

“You think you are alone, and then you read.”

Live, World, and Martyrdom: You are offered $10,000,000 if you can name something that not even 1 person in the world has a fetish for. What do you answer? Discussion t606 1.0k Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL 12h Reply 1.0k Martyrdom Drop a live grenade when killed. Me

Live, World, and Martyrdom: You are offered $10,000,000 if you can
name something that not even 1 person
in the world has a fetish for. What do you
answer?
Discussion
t606
1.0k
Share
Award
SINGLE COMMENT THREAD
VIEW ALL
12h
Reply
1.0k
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Drop a live grenade when killed.
Me

Live, World, and Martyrdom: You are offered $10,000,000 if you can
name something that not even 1 person
in the world has a fetish for. What do you
answer?
Discussion
t606
1.0k
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Who, You, and Youre Not Perfect: Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you as if you are.

Who, You, and Youre Not Perfect: Find someone
who knows you're not perfect
but treats you as if you are.

Who, You, and Youre Not Perfect: Find someone
who knows you're not perfect
but treats you as if you are.

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Dank, 🤖, and Com: IFYOUREMEMBER
PLAYING WITH THIS WHEN
YOU WEREAKID...
com/Langh OR Croak
WATERFUL
RING TOSS
YOU ARE PRETTYOLD NOW.

Dank, 🤖, and Com: IFYOUREMEMBER
PLAYING WITH THIS WHEN
YOU WEREAKID...
com/Langh OR Croak
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SpongeBob, Squidward, and Business: Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture *squidward minding his business* spongebob and patrick: 292K views > Your bills and responsibilities when you are trying to relax

SpongeBob, Squidward, and Business: Up Top Culture
@UpTopCulture
*squidward minding his business*
spongebob and patrick:
292K views
>
Your bills and responsibilities when you are trying to relax

SpongeBob, Squidward, and Business: Up Top Culture
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*squidward minding his business*
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Your bills and responsibilities when you are trying to relax

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Memes, Mom, and Boy: When your mom tells you what a handsome boy you are emmm https://t.co/WA8NdgE1hN

Memes, Mom, and Boy: When your mom tells you
what a handsome boy you are
emmm
https://t.co/WA8NdgE1hN

Memes, Mom, and Boy: When your mom tells you
what a handsome boy you are
emmm
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Funny, Shit, and Sports: When you're watching sports on the couch like a fat bag of shit and a professional athlete makes a tiny mistake drgrayfang you are one pathetic loser How did they even let you into the league? https://t.co/DBWJS8LgGk

Funny, Shit, and Sports: When you're watching sports on the
couch like a fat bag of shit and a
professional athlete makes a tiny mistake
drgrayfang
you are one pathetic loser
How did they even let you into the league? https://t.co/DBWJS8LgGk

Funny, Shit, and Sports: When you're watching sports on the
couch like a fat bag of shit and a
professional athlete makes a tiny mistake
drgrayfang
you are one pathetic loser
How did they even let you into the league? https://t.co/DBWJS8LgGk

How did they even let you into the league? https://t.co/DBWJS8LgGk

Celebrated, Accepted, and Net: you deserve to be accepted, loved and celebrated for exactly who you are. https://iglovequotes.net/

Celebrated, Accepted, and Net: you deserve to be accepted, loved and celebrated for exactly who you are.
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Celebrated, Accepted, and Net: you deserve to be accepted, loved and celebrated for exactly who you are.
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Been, Case, and Unknown: In case you haven't been told latel... You are loved. You are important. And you matter. Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP RILES

Been, Case, and Unknown: In case you haven't been told
latel... You are loved. You are
important. And you matter.
Unknown Author
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RILES

Been, Case, and Unknown: In case you haven't been told
latel... You are loved. You are
important. And you matter.
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God, Time, and How: 9 /* Dear programmer: 10 When I wrote this code, only God and I knew how it worked. Now, only God knows it! 11 12 13 Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this routine and it fails (most surely it would). Please increase this counter as a warning for the 4 next person 15 16 17 totalHoursWastedHere 300 LO makes me laugh and cry at the same time, I feel it.

God, Time, and How: 9 /* Dear programmer:
10
When I wrote this code, only God and I knew how it
worked.
Now, only God knows it!
11
12
13
Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this
routine and it fails (most surely it would).
Please increase this counter as a warning for the
4
next person
15
16
17
totalHoursWastedHere
300
LO
makes me laugh and cry at the same time, I feel it.

God, Time, and How: 9 /* Dear programmer:
10
When I wrote this code, only God and I knew how it
worked.
Now, only God knows it!
11
12
13
Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this
routine and it fails (most surely it would).
Please increase this counter as a warning for the
4
next person
15
16
17
totalHoursWastedHere
300
LO
makes me laugh and cry at the same time, I feel it.

makes me laugh and cry at the same time, I feel it.

Bad, Ethnicity, and You: It's too bad you had to die before we found out what ethnicity you are

Bad, Ethnicity, and You: It's too bad you had to die
before we found out what ethnicity you are

Bad, Ethnicity, and You: It's too bad you had to die
before we found out what ethnicity you are

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: MY memories of you are a Curs e to me nuvi:Trauma Heartbreak photo-text series (2016)- Bibi Agu

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: MY memories of you
are
a
Curs e
to me
nuvi:Trauma Heartbreak photo-text series (2016)- Bibi Agu

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: MY memories of you
are
a
Curs e
to me
nuvi:Trauma Heartbreak photo-text series (2016)- Bibi Agu

nuvi:Trauma Heartbreak photo-text series (2016)- Bibi Agu

Funny, True, and Tumblr: nyehpetaleijon If you don't watch a series entirely you are not a true fan If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan You are only a true fan if you: are powered by electricity have multiple flat blades spin around really fast nerdywithadashofawesome i got so mad then laughed so hard 480,228 notes 20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #226)

Funny, True, and Tumblr: nyehpetaleijon
If you don't watch a series entirely you are
not a true fan
If you do watch a series entirely you are not
a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
are powered by electricity
have multiple flat blades
spin around really fast
nerdywithadashofawesome
i got so mad then laughed so hard
480,228 notes
20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #226)

Funny, True, and Tumblr: nyehpetaleijon
If you don't watch a series entirely you are
not a true fan
If you do watch a series entirely you are not
a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
are powered by electricity
have multiple flat blades
spin around really fast
nerdywithadashofawesome
i got so mad then laughed so hard
480,228 notes
20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #226)

20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr (Episode #226)

Fire, Life, and Memes: You are the CEO of your life. Hire, fire and promote accordingly https://t.co/94mojyKW3s

Fire, Life, and Memes: You are the CEO of your life. Hire, fire
and promote accordingly
https://t.co/94mojyKW3s

Fire, Life, and Memes: You are the CEO of your life. Hire, fire
and promote accordingly
https://t.co/94mojyKW3s

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Memes, How To, and Experience: My friend just said to me: "Sometimes you have to make peace with the fact that you are the villain in someone else's story even if you thought you were doing the right thing. You don't get to tell them how to narrate their experience" https://t.co/HwMfGbxTqj

Memes, How To, and Experience: My friend just said to me:
"Sometimes you have to make peace
with the fact that you are the villain in
someone else's story even if you
thought you were doing the right
thing. You don't get to tell them how to
narrate their experience"
https://t.co/HwMfGbxTqj

Memes, How To, and Experience: My friend just said to me:
"Sometimes you have to make peace
with the fact that you are the villain in
someone else's story even if you
thought you were doing the right
thing. You don't get to tell them how to
narrate their experience"
https://t.co/HwMfGbxTqj

https://t.co/HwMfGbxTqj

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You, Ready, and Not Ready: YOU.
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Lazy, Life, and Love: 8 THINGS YOUR DOG WANTS YOU TO KNOW... 1My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you will be painful, please remember that before you get me. 2 Give me time to understand what you want from me. 3 Don't be cross with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. 4 Always talk to me. I might not always understand you, but I hear your voice when you are speaking to me. 5 Be aware however you treat me, I will never forget. By Shake Paws .com 6 If you ever hit me, I could defend myself, but I choose not to bite you because I love you. 7 Before you tell me off for being lazy, not listening to you, or not wanting to go for a walk, consider Imight not feel well, I'm going deaf or just getting older 8 Love and take care of me as I get old, you too will grow old. Stay with me on the difficult journeys because everything is easier with you by my side. by shakepaws.com 🐾❤️ www.shakepaws.com

Lazy, Life, and Love: 8 THINGS YOUR DOG
WANTS YOU TO KNOW...
1My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation
from you will be painful, please remember that before
you get me.
2 Give me time to understand what you want from me.
3 Don't be cross with me for long and don't lock me
up as punishment.
4 Always talk to me. I might not always understand you,
but I hear your voice when you are speaking to me.
5 Be aware however you treat me, I will never forget.
By
Shake
Paws
.com
6 If you ever hit me, I could
defend myself, but I choose
not to bite you because
I love you.
7 Before you tell me
off for being lazy,
not listening to you,
or not wanting to go
for a walk, consider
Imight not feel well,
I'm going deaf or just getting older
8 Love and take care of me as I get old, you too will
grow old. Stay with me on the difficult journeys because
everything is easier with you by my side.
by shakepaws.com
🐾❤️
www.shakepaws.com

Lazy, Life, and Love: 8 THINGS YOUR DOG
WANTS YOU TO KNOW...
1My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation
from you will be painful, please remember that before
you get me.
2 Give me time to understand what you want from me.
3 Don't be cross with me for long and don't lock me
up as punishment.
4 Always talk to me. I might not always understand you,
but I hear your voice when you are speaking to me.
5 Be aware however you treat me, I will never forget.
By
Shake
Paws
.com
6 If you ever hit me, I could
defend myself, but I choose
not to bite you because
I love you.
7 Before you tell me
off for being lazy,
not listening to you,
or not wanting to go
for a walk, consider
Imight not feel well,
I'm going deaf or just getting older
8 Love and take care of me as I get old, you too will
grow old. Stay with me on the difficult journeys because
everything is easier with you by my side.
by shakepaws.com
🐾❤️
www.shakepaws.com

🐾❤️ www.shakepaws.com

Friday, Life, and Awesome: If you're reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point. You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are. You go, mother fucker, you're awesome. QWORLDSTAR “Happy Friday Survivors…” 😎 @QWorldstar #PositiveVibes https://t.co/KgOmNn4zcl

Friday, Life, and Awesome: If you're reading this, you have survived
your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak,
devastation, the elements, different phases
of life.
And here you are.
You go, mother fucker, you're awesome.
QWORLDSTAR
“Happy Friday Survivors…” 😎 @QWorldstar #PositiveVibes https://t.co/KgOmNn4zcl

Friday, Life, and Awesome: If you're reading this, you have survived
your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak,
devastation, the elements, different phases
of life.
And here you are.
You go, mother fucker, you're awesome.
QWORLDSTAR
“Happy Friday Survivors…” 😎 @QWorldstar #PositiveVibes https://t.co/KgOmNn4zcl

“Happy Friday Survivors…” 😎 @QWorldstar #PositiveVibes https://t.co/KgOmNn4zcl

Memes, Scratch, and Time: Someone said "Don't be afraid to start over again. this time, you are not starting from scratch, you are starting from experience." https://t.co/Kvi2kGCizY

Memes, Scratch, and Time: Someone said "Don't be afraid to
start over again. this time, you are not
starting from scratch, you are starting
from experience."
https://t.co/Kvi2kGCizY

Memes, Scratch, and Time: Someone said "Don't be afraid to
start over again. this time, you are not
starting from scratch, you are starting
from experience."
https://t.co/Kvi2kGCizY

https://t.co/Kvi2kGCizY

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Do you ever just lay in bed and realize how not okay you are? eemaanuelee: xx

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Do you ever just lay in bed and
realize how not okay you are?
eemaanuelee:

xx

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Do you ever just lay in bed and
realize how not okay you are?
eemaanuelee:

xx

eemaanuelee: xx

Beer, Work, and Earth: SOME AUTOBOTS STAY ON EARTH TO HELP WITH THE POSTWAR RECONSTRUCTION BRAWN AND COVERGIRL ARE EXPECTING THEIR FIRST CYBER-HUMAN CHILD, THE RESULT OF BINARY-BOND, HEADMASTER AND TECHNOACTIVE CORE TECHNOLOGY. SCARLETT AND PERCEPTOR ARE THE you ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF COVERGIRL AND BRAWN HEY SCARS DON'T FORGET THE BEER! RSMP GODPARENTS. How would that work, exactly?

Beer, Work, and Earth: SOME AUTOBOTS STAY ON
EARTH TO HELP WITH THE
POSTWAR RECONSTRUCTION
BRAWN AND COVERGIRL ARE
EXPECTING THEIR FIRST
CYBER-HUMAN CHILD, THE RESULT
OF BINARY-BOND, HEADMASTER
AND TECHNOACTIVE CORE
TECHNOLOGY. SCARLETT
AND PERCEPTOR ARE THE
you ARE CORDIALLY
INVITED TO THE
WEDDING
OF
COVERGIRL
AND
BRAWN
HEY SCARS
DON'T FORGET
THE BEER!
RSMP
GODPARENTS.
How would that work, exactly?

Beer, Work, and Earth: SOME AUTOBOTS STAY ON
EARTH TO HELP WITH THE
POSTWAR RECONSTRUCTION
BRAWN AND COVERGIRL ARE
EXPECTING THEIR FIRST
CYBER-HUMAN CHILD, THE RESULT
OF BINARY-BOND, HEADMASTER
AND TECHNOACTIVE CORE
TECHNOLOGY. SCARLETT
AND PERCEPTOR ARE THE
you ARE CORDIALLY
INVITED TO THE
WEDDING
OF
COVERGIRL
AND
BRAWN
HEY SCARS
DON'T FORGET
THE BEER!
RSMP
GODPARENTS.
How would that work, exactly?

How would that work, exactly?

Alive, Video Games, and Games: DUNBEST FELLA IM THE OUNBEST MAN ALIVE I bully people ΥoURE CLEARLY DunBER who like different video games then me You know who you are

Alive, Video Games, and Games: DUNBEST FELLA
IM THE
OUNBEST
MAN ALIVE
I bully people
ΥoURE
CLEARLY
DunBER
who like
different video
games then
me
You know who you are

Alive, Video Games, and Games: DUNBEST FELLA
IM THE
OUNBEST
MAN ALIVE
I bully people
ΥoURE
CLEARLY
DunBER
who like
different video
games then
me
You know who you are

You know who you are

Doctor, You, and Regular: sitphoto I have a 1.30 appointment Sohotos, bdtos decositohotos Which doctor? depositphotos degesitphotom No,I want the regular doctor you are cured!

Doctor, You, and Regular: sitphoto
I have a 1.30 appointment
Sohotos,
bdtos
decositohotos
Which doctor?
depositphotos
degesitphotom
No,I want the
regular doctor
you are cured!

Doctor, You, and Regular: sitphoto
I have a 1.30 appointment
Sohotos,
bdtos
decositohotos
Which doctor?
depositphotos
degesitphotom
No,I want the
regular doctor
you are cured!

you are cured!

The Worst, Them, and Make: Caleb Bryant @calebryantt no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it, you are the worst type of person

The Worst, Them, and Make: Caleb Bryant
@calebryantt
no offense but if someone is excited
about something and you make them
feel stupid for being excited about it,
you are the worst type of person

The Worst, Them, and Make: Caleb Bryant
@calebryantt
no offense but if someone is excited
about something and you make them
feel stupid for being excited about it,
you are the worst type of person

Alive, Jokes, and Fella: DAMBEST FELLA IM THE DUMBEST) MAN ALIVE I laugh at |jokes about arrays starting at 1 You'RE CLEARLY DunBER SRGRAFO You are clearly dumber

Alive, Jokes, and Fella: DAMBEST FELLA
IM THE
DUMBEST)
MAN ALIVE
I laugh at
|jokes about
arrays
starting at 1
You'RE
CLEARLY
DunBER
SRGRAFO
You are clearly dumber

Alive, Jokes, and Fella: DAMBEST FELLA
IM THE
DUMBEST)
MAN ALIVE
I laugh at
|jokes about
arrays
starting at 1
You'RE
CLEARLY
DunBER
SRGRAFO
You are clearly dumber

You are clearly dumber

Drinking, Sexy, and Shit: when the new co-worker comes out with you to drink and sees the beast you are thought you drank too?" "Yeah, like, cool drinking, like.sexy drinking, not this psycho trailer park shit! meirl

Drinking, Sexy, and Shit: when the new co-worker comes
out with you to drink and
sees the beast you are
thought you drank too?"
"Yeah, like, cool drinking,
like.sexy drinking, not this
psycho trailer park shit!
meirl

Drinking, Sexy, and Shit: when the new co-worker comes
out with you to drink and
sees the beast you are
thought you drank too?"
"Yeah, like, cool drinking,
like.sexy drinking, not this
psycho trailer park shit!
meirl

meirl

Fake, Money, and Boston: DO NOT GIVE ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤΟ ΤΗΕ FAKE ΜΟNK MAFIA! These are not real monks. They have been harassing our visitors - please do not encourage them by giving them money. If you are being harrassed by one of these individuals, please call Faneuil Hall Marketplace Security: 1-857-208-1585 Faneuil Hall MARKETPLACE Bostons got interesting problems

Fake, Money, and Boston: DO NOT GIVE
ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤΟ ΤΗΕ
FAKE ΜΟNK
MAFIA!
These are not real monks. They have been harassing our visitors -
please do not encourage them by giving them money.
If you are being harrassed by one of these
individuals, please call Faneuil Hall Marketplace
Security: 1-857-208-1585
Faneuil Hall
MARKETPLACE
Bostons got interesting problems

Fake, Money, and Boston: DO NOT GIVE
ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤΟ ΤΗΕ
FAKE ΜΟNK
MAFIA!
These are not real monks. They have been harassing our visitors -
please do not encourage them by giving them money.
If you are being harrassed by one of these
individuals, please call Faneuil Hall Marketplace
Security: 1-857-208-1585
Faneuil Hall
MARKETPLACE
Bostons got interesting problems

Bostons got interesting problems

Being Alone, Home Alone, and Love: @luvdior being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the purest form of love jé cadrel @jesstake Unless you are home alone Also prison

Being Alone, Home Alone, and Love: @luvdior
being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the
purest form of love
jé cadrel
@jesstake
Unless you are home alone
Also prison

Being Alone, Home Alone, and Love: @luvdior
being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the
purest form of love
jé cadrel
@jesstake
Unless you are home alone
Also prison

Also prison

Dank, Funny, and Scream: anthony @xforcadess DO U HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND WHO DOESN'T THINK THEY'RE ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT THEY'RE AMAZING AND FUNNY AND EVERYTHING GOOD THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT THEY DON'T SEE IT & YOU WANNA SHAKE THEM AND SCREAM IN THEIR FACE HOW GREAT THEY ARE SO THEY CAN APPRECIATE THEMSELVES YOU ARE AMAZING

Dank, Funny, and Scream: anthony
@xforcadess
DO U HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND WHO
DOESN'T THINK THEY'RE ANYTHING
SPECIAL BUT THEY'RE AMAZING AND
FUNNY AND EVERYTHING GOOD
THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A
PERSON BUT THEY DON'T SEE IT &
YOU WANNA SHAKE THEM AND
SCREAM IN THEIR FACE HOW GREAT
THEY ARE SO THEY CAN APPRECIATE
THEMSELVES
YOU ARE AMAZING

Dank, Funny, and Scream: anthony
@xforcadess
DO U HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND WHO
DOESN'T THINK THEY'RE ANYTHING
SPECIAL BUT THEY'RE AMAZING AND
FUNNY AND EVERYTHING GOOD
THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A
PERSON BUT THEY DON'T SEE IT &
YOU WANNA SHAKE THEM AND
SCREAM IN THEIR FACE HOW GREAT
THEY ARE SO THEY CAN APPRECIATE
THEMSELVES
YOU ARE AMAZING

YOU ARE AMAZING

Beautiful, Meme, and Sorry: I'M NEVER GONNA WHY SO GLUM, LITTLE MAN? MAKE A GOOD MEME WHAT'S THIS I'M SORRY, BOY, BUT... BEHIND YOUR EAR? READ THE TITLE Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net You are amazing and beautiful. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

Beautiful, Meme, and Sorry: I'M NEVER GONNA
WHY SO GLUM,
LITTLE MAN?
MAKE A GOOD
MEME
WHAT'S THIS
I'M SORRY,
BOY, BUT...
BEHIND YOUR EAR?
READ
THE
TITLE
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
You are amazing and beautiful. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

Beautiful, Meme, and Sorry: I'M NEVER GONNA
WHY SO GLUM,
LITTLE MAN?
MAKE A GOOD
MEME
WHAT'S THIS
I'M SORRY,
BOY, BUT...
BEHIND YOUR EAR?
READ
THE
TITLE
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
You are amazing and beautiful. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

You are amazing and beautiful. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

Crazy, Life, and Memes: 16 MEMES FOR WHEN YOU ARE STRUGGLING THROUGH A DEPLOYMENT SOLDIER'S WIFE, CRAZY LIFE eesccece 16 Memes For When You Are Struggling Through A Deployment #Military #MilitarySpouse #MilitaryLife #Deployment

Crazy, Life, and Memes: 16 MEMES FOR
WHEN YOU ARE
STRUGGLING THROUGH
A DEPLOYMENT
SOLDIER'S WIFE, CRAZY LIFE
eesccece
16 Memes For When You Are Struggling Through A Deployment #Military #MilitarySpouse #MilitaryLife #Deployment

Crazy, Life, and Memes: 16 MEMES FOR
WHEN YOU ARE
STRUGGLING THROUGH
A DEPLOYMENT
SOLDIER'S WIFE, CRAZY LIFE
eesccece
16 Memes For When You Are Struggling Through A Deployment #Military #MilitarySpouse #MilitaryLife #Deployment

16 Memes For When You Are Struggling Through A Deployment #Military #MilitarySpouse #MilitaryLife #Deployment

Rec, Play, and Think: Jeff, I think you should play the role of my tathet te K Sigpe REC don't wancto be your father. Thatsperfect, you already know your lines. You are in

Rec, Play, and Think: Jeff, I think you should play the role
of my tathet
te K
Sigpe
REC
don't wancto be your father.
Thatsperfect, you already know your lines.
You are in

Rec, Play, and Think: Jeff, I think you should play the role
of my tathet
te K
Sigpe
REC
don't wancto be your father.
Thatsperfect, you already know your lines.
You are in

You are in

Beautiful, Love, and Saw: "It doesn't make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don't really see ourselves. We don't watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and silent with chests rising and falling with our own rhythm. We don't see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don't see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart. There's no mirror in your way when you're laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you are truly yourself." -(via bermira)

Beautiful, Love, and Saw: "It doesn't make sense to call ourselves ugly,
because we don't really see ourselves. We don't
watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and
silent with chests rising and falling with our own
rhythm. We don't see ourselves reading a book,
eyes fluttering and glowing. You don't see yourself
looking at someone with love and care inside your
heart. There's no mirror in your way when you're
laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out
of you. You would know exactly how bright and
beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the
moments where you are truly yourself."
-(via bermira)

Beautiful, Love, and Saw: "It doesn't make sense to call ourselves ugly,
because we don't really see ourselves. We don't
watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and
silent with chests rising and falling with our own
rhythm. We don't see ourselves reading a book,
eyes fluttering and glowing. You don't see yourself
looking at someone with love and care inside your
heart. There's no mirror in your way when you're
laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out
of you. You would know exactly how bright and
beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the
moments where you are truly yourself."
-(via bermira)

Beautiful, Unknown, and You: "You are so used to your features, you don't know hovw beautiful you look to a stranger." 02 Unknown

Beautiful, Unknown, and You: "You are so used to your
features, you don't know hovw
beautiful you look to a
stranger."
02
Unknown

Beautiful, Unknown, and You: "You are so used to your
features, you don't know hovw
beautiful you look to a
stranger."
02
Unknown