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with you: monkishtale: trivial-obsessions: livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHERE Meet out mini portable Pocket Projector that allows you to watch your favourite tv shows or movies anywhere and anytime you want! Super lightweight and easily fits in your pocket! Create a in theatre atmosphere with you anywhere you go! Perfect for date night, camping, at home, meetings, schools, anywhere you can think of! => AVAILABLE HERE <= Pretty cool! I’ve actually been looking for something like this for ages :) always thought they would be majorly expensive, but maybe not anymore?

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with you: “Hey! I’m volunteering in a bear refuge in Croatia and I thought like sharing this photo of a chillaxing lad with you guys.“ (via)

“Hey! I’m volunteering in a bear refuge in Croatia and I thought like sharing this photo of a chillaxing lad with you guys.“ (via)

with you: monkishtale: trivial-obsessions: livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHERE Meet out mini portable Pocket Projector that allows you to watch your favourite tv shows or movies anywhere and anytime you want! Super lightweight and easily fits in your pocket! Create a in theatre atmosphere with you anywhere you go! Perfect for date night, camping, at home, meetings, schools, anywhere you can think of! => AVAILABLE HERE <= Pretty cool! I’ve actually been looking for something like this for ages :) always thought they would be majorly expensive, but maybe not anymore?

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with you: honeybrowns: darkerskin: Take this with you to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this

honeybrowns: darkerskin: Take this with you to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the pri...

with you: This is important and I needed to share this all with you.✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿#blackouttuesday

This is important and I needed to share this all with you.✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿#blackouttuesday

with you: But seriously, WTF is wrong with people. A man was murdered and by a policeman of all people. You shouldn’t have to be Black to care about Black people. A crime was committed by our very own police, the people who are supposed to protect us. If you’re not outraged right now there’s something seriously wrong with you (ahem, racism). https://www.instagram.com/p/CAz_0VMhBzv/?igshid=1favbvemax9ua

But seriously, WTF is wrong with people. A man was murdered and by a policeman of all people. You shouldn’t have to be Black to care abou...

with you: phantomemes: starters / prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work , between you and these bones . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary . ‘ the problem is you keep trying to use your eyes ’ ‘ how i soften when you pull me against you ’ ‘ you are teaching me to love ’ ‘ i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyes ’ ‘ you perhaps will become my swan song ’ ‘ it is a very human thing to love ’ ‘ you are my good days ’ ‘ i have been loved dearly ’ ‘ i promise you will not always be this war ’ ‘ thank god for the stubbornness of organs ’ ‘ it takes me seven days to stop being in love with you ’ ‘ there will always be another day ’ ‘ there will always be another mercy ’ ‘ perhaps i will take up dancing again ’ ‘ what a pretty little disaster you will be ’ ‘ i am terrified for you ’ ‘ i will fold inside of myself ’ ‘ today i am thankful ’ ‘ i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wake ’ ‘ come and get me ’ ‘ i tell myself i do not need you ’ ‘ i think i broke again last night ’ ‘ i’m just trying to connect with you ’ ‘ you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashing ’ ‘ burn the house down in search of yourself ’ ‘ don’t you dare ever stop looking ’ ‘ i struggle not to feel guilty ’ ‘ you are a wild , unkempt thing ’ ‘ sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longing ’ ‘ find that you are made of russian nesting dolls ’ ‘ the trees are always kindest with spring comes ’ ‘ teach yourself the hymns again ’ ‘ he is every amen i have ever laid down on lips ’ ‘ this life is an altar ’ ‘ i am sorry i do not have more time ’ ‘ there is a mountain in me ’ ‘ by the morning i am a triumph ’ ‘ there are words playing hooky in the back of your throat ’ ‘ today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come across ’ ‘ there are many things that will fit beneath your skin ’ ‘ forgiveness does not take up much room ’ ‘ some days you will breathe and it will be enough ’ ‘ you do not have to hold it quite so tightly ’ ‘ there is a prayer in me , still ’ ‘ you scare me a little ’ ‘ you can be a good thing and not a whole thing ’ ‘ there are flowers in my chest again ’ ‘ the rain comes and sounds like you ’ ‘ i cannot tell you why i still trust god ’ ‘ find peace and build a home out of it ’ ‘ there is never an end ’

phantomemes: starters / prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work , between you and these bones . feel free to change pronouns / tenses...

with you: Dear @sarahramos & @dylanobrien, Andrew Garfield texted me your video and asked me to share with you how much he loved it. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 https://t.co/PqPfys5skF

Dear @sarahramos & @dylanobrien, Andrew Garfield texted me your video and asked me to share with you how much he loved it. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 htt...

with you: number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it @oneshoeshort IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222 aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT: (these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.) Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977 (Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee) Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401 Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099 Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel) AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE: 1-800-222-1222

number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN...

with you: chibird: One baby goal at a time. ♡ This penguin is here to get through it with you. Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

chibird: One baby goal at a time. ♡ This penguin is here to get through it with you. Chibird store | Positive Pin Club | Webtoon

with you: May the meth be with you. by checkmatelock MORE MEMES

May the meth be with you. by checkmatelock MORE MEMES

with you: May the meth be with you.

May the meth be with you.

with you: May the Fourth be with you! #Memes #StarWars #Holidays #MayTheFourth

May the Fourth be with you! #Memes #StarWars #Holidays #MayTheFourth

with you: May the fourth be with you

May the fourth be with you

with you: May the fourth be with you by BrainTurtle05 MORE MEMES

May the fourth be with you by BrainTurtle05 MORE MEMES

with you: Happy Arsenal Day! May the fourth be with you. https://t.co/0uk8USPvq3

Happy Arsenal Day! May the fourth be with you. https://t.co/0uk8USPvq3

with you: Everybody not rocking with you like that (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Everybody not rocking with you like that (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

with you: Everybody not rocking with you like that

Everybody not rocking with you like that

with you: Everybody not rocking with you like that by 3thotsandacot MORE MEMES

Everybody not rocking with you like that by 3thotsandacot MORE MEMES

with you: "Do you have the chops to be America's first drag dog superstar?" This is the Instagram tagline for Dogs Doing Drag, a magical Instagram page filled with... you guessed it -- dogs doing drag!#dogs #dogsdrag #funnydogs #dogmemes #cutedogs

"Do you have the chops to be America's first drag dog superstar?" This is the Instagram tagline for Dogs Doing Drag, a magical Instagram...

with you: What the hell is wrong with you two?

What the hell is wrong with you two?

with you: stoffberg: hey big star you shine too bright / i’m in love with you i’m your comet tonight

stoffberg: hey big star you shine too bright / i’m in love with you i’m your comet tonight

with you: klubbhead: butterflyinthewell: A busker plays music for a blind autistic girl sitting in a wheelchair. She’s being allowed to stim (flapping and rubbing her shirt) and respond to the music her own natural way. The busker places her hand on the guitar to let her see what is creating the music, and she smiles as he sings to her. They made a connection.That is autism acceptance. Take note. Many autistic people will open up to you like a flower if you gently connect with them in ways that work for them instead of forcing them to connect with you in ways that only work for you.I hope that sweet kid grows up to be a musician or artist! :)

klubbhead: butterflyinthewell: A busker plays music for a blind autistic girl sitting in a wheelchair. She’s being allowed to stim (flapp...

with you: landturtlealyce: chatalyst: megatraven: landturtlealyce: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: charismatic-hothead: God I fucking hope this made it into the movie <3 I share with you all, the greatest Batman panel that has ever appeared in any published comic book in human history <3 This belongs in a museum :D @megatraven this is the most cursed thing I’ve ever had to stop myself from drawing LMAOO IM GLAD Don’t be shy @landturtlealyce … do it ok but you asked for this @chatalyst @megatraven

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with you: omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergraduate at Yale. One of the college’s traditional songs—which they strategically have students sing during their first weeks as Yalies and then again at the moment we’re conferred our degrees—goes like this:Bright College years, with pleasure rife,The shortest, gladdest years of life;How swiftly are ye gliding by!Oh, why doth time so quickly fly?Et cetera. The first time you sing it, you mumble the words and don’t know a single person around you. The last time you sing it, wearing the mortarboard and gown, you’ve got the lyrics memorized and you’re surrounded by some of the most important people in your life.That summer, with “How bright will seem, through mem’ry’s haze/ Those happy, golden, bygone days!” still ringing in my ears, I started CHECK, PLEASE. The comic’s first panels emerged on an ancient laptop, through a borrowed bamboo tablet, and on a free drawing program called gnu-IMPShop. I had no plan. I wanted to explore my newfound fascination with hockey and share silly cartoons on Tumblr. But unconsciously, I also wanted to pour the nostalgia of those bright college years into the Haus, Faber, Samwell, and Bitty’s story. I wanted to bottle up those moments where we grow and change and fall down and pick ourselves back up. Drawing CHECK, PLEASE was how I revisited those experiences and how I sifted through the bittersweet feeling of concluding something I loved. Perhaps this is why finishing CHECK, PLEASE calls back those same emotions. Just as Bitty would bake affection into a pie, I might have encoded into CHECK, PLEASE the heartfelt fondness I had for my time in college, the love of the friends I made there, and the gratitude I have for my own growth.I have always found it easier to express gratitude face to face. And even though I would not have gotten to meet all of you, the greatest downside of being unable to participate in a book tour is that I can’t say thanks in person. I could write a thousand words, yet they couldn’t replace a high five at a bookstore signing or a handshake at a convention. I could write the blog post to end all blog posts, but it’s not the same as yelling with you about an episode or chatting about a fandom we both happen be in. For me, it’s those moments that somehow equate to my abundant appreciation for you, the reader.I look forward to the day when I can let my actions speak louder than my words!In the meantime: thank you. I am incredibly blessed to get to create a story and then share it. This is all I want to do in life. These characters get to have a readership overflowing with love and enthusiasm for them. This comic, somehow, has found ambassadors. This story gets to be told. Thank you! I’m excited to share with you the unusual, fun, and hopeful narratives I’m working hard to develop.So with that, I’ll sign off on the last blog post! Thank you for reading this comic. Thank you for sharing it with friends. Thank you for caring about Bitty’s story and CHECK, PLEASE.Thank you!John J. Johnson.Just kidding, it’s Ngozi. :^) Tee hee. Bye now!

omgcheckplease: ★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 26 - Check, Please ★In the summer of 2013, I was fully mourning my completed time as an undergr...

with you: klubbhead: butterflyinthewell: A busker plays music for a blind autistic girl sitting in a wheelchair. She’s being allowed to stim (flapping and rubbing her shirt) and respond to the music her own natural way. The busker places her hand on the guitar to let her see what is creating the music, and she smiles as he sings to her. They made a connection.That is autism acceptance. Take note. Many autistic people will open up to you like a flower if you gently connect with them in ways that work for them instead of forcing them to connect with you in ways that only work for you.I hope that sweet kid grows up to be a musician or artist! :)

klubbhead: butterflyinthewell: A busker plays music for a blind autistic girl sitting in a wheelchair. She’s being allowed to stim (flapp...

with you: awesomacious: Spending time with you

awesomacious: Spending time with you

with you: awesomacious: Spending time with you

awesomacious: Spending time with you

with you: chibird: This fluffy alpaca cares about you! It wants to share its warm blanket with you. ♥My newest Positive Pin Club theme is Encouragement, and you can receive three encouraging prints when you sign up before March 31! o(^▽^)o✨

chibird: This fluffy alpaca cares about you! It wants to share its warm blanket with you. ♥My newest Positive Pin Club theme is Encourag...

with you: Spending time with you

Spending time with you

with you: admiralyurii: acquaintedwithrask: stoneandbloodandwater: forthegothicheroine: youkoofthelovespot: jali-jali: charmory: this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day No shit. That tom cat was like: “This thorn invested wall means nothing.” “I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be with you, my lady.” and the lady cat was all: “My brave darling.” OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED!! Suddenly my muse insisted me to draw the personification version of the last pic, and who am I to reject inspiration when it comes so willingly to me? At least this will help with the artblock issue I currently have to deal with. Russian imperial era inspired because hot damn. Note: I tried google reverse image (and other reverse image search engines) those photos and came up with nothing. I wish I knew the original photographer because I want to love hug him/her so hard for capturing such inspiring moments. OMG that’s the cutest thing ever and the best courtly love ah so brilliant. Few romantic heroes could do better. I don’t post cats often but that illustration. that ILLUSTRATION OMG

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with you: lightningrei: HE WANTS TO GO WITH YOU

lightningrei: HE WANTS TO GO WITH YOU

with you: “Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you?” My dog: https://t.co/iXRWKwktqk

“Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you?” My dog: https://t.co/iXRWKwktqk

with you: livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHEREMeet out mini portable Pocket Projector that allows you to watch your favourite tv shows or movies anywhere and anytime you want! Super lightweight and easily fits in your pocket! Create a in theatre atmosphere with you anywhere you go! Perfect for date night, camping, at home, meetings, schools, anywhere you can think of!=> AVAILABLE HERE <=

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with you: saltycaffeine: If you are experiencing headaches, muscle pain, or soreness this meridian energy massage pen is your perfect companion. It works like a massage therapy gun to help your muscle and joints relax. It is super durable and lightweight so you can bring with you to school or work! This will make a meaningful and great gift for your Friends and Family! => AVAILABLE HERE <=

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with you: hoebutmadefashion: taurusqueer: slaveney: Britney’s Love Letter to the LGBTQ community🌈 “This is my letter of love to all my LGBTQ fans. Continuously throughout my career, you’ve always been so vocal about what a positive impact I’ve had on you – that I’ve instilled joy, hope and love in you at times when there was none. That my music is an inspiration. That my story gives you hope. But I have a secret to share with you. You see, it’s actually you that lifts me up. The unwavering loyalty. the lack of judgment. The unapologetic truth. Acceptance! Your stories are what inspire me, bring me joy and make me and my sons strive to be better people. I love you. Britney” (x)

hoebutmadefashion: taurusqueer: slaveney: Britney’s Love Letter to the LGBTQ community🌈 “This is my letter of love to all my LGBTQ fa...

with you: Out of everyone Ralph wanted to be with you.

Out of everyone Ralph wanted to be with you.

with you: Out of everyone Ralph wanted to be with you.

Out of everyone Ralph wanted to be with you.

with you: Can I be frank with you?

Can I be frank with you?

with you: It’s the small acts of kindness that stick with you :)

It’s the small acts of kindness that stick with you :)

with you: ihaveanunhealthyteaaddiction: livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHERE Meet out mini portable Pocket Projector that allows you to watch your favourite tv shows or movies anywhere and anytime you want! Super lightweight and easily fits in your pocket! Create a in theatre atmosphere with you anywhere you go! Perfect for date night, camping, at home, meetings, schools, anywhere you can think of! => AVAILABLE HERE <= I’m reblogging for that one person watching Cars alone with their dog.

ihaveanunhealthyteaaddiction: livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHERE...

with you: livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHEREMeet out mini portable Pocket Projector that allows you to watch your favourite tv shows or movies anywhere and anytime you want! Super lightweight and easily fits in your pocket! Create a in theatre atmosphere with you anywhere you go! Perfect for date night, camping, at home, meetings, schools, anywhere you can think of!=> AVAILABLE HERE <=

livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHEREMeet out mini portable Pocket...

with you: ihaveanunhealthyteaaddiction: livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHERE Meet out mini portable Pocket Projector that allows you to watch your favourite tv shows or movies anywhere and anytime you want! Super lightweight and easily fits in your pocket! Create a in theatre atmosphere with you anywhere you go! Perfect for date night, camping, at home, meetings, schools, anywhere you can think of! => AVAILABLE HERE <= I’m reblogging for that one person watching Cars alone with their dog.

ihaveanunhealthyteaaddiction: livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHERE...

with you: ihaveanunhealthyteaaddiction: livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHERE Meet out mini portable Pocket Projector that allows you to watch your favourite tv shows or movies anywhere and anytime you want! Super lightweight and easily fits in your pocket! Create a in theatre atmosphere with you anywhere you go! Perfect for date night, camping, at home, meetings, schools, anywhere you can think of! => AVAILABLE HERE <= I’m reblogging for that one person watching Cars alone with their dog.

ihaveanunhealthyteaaddiction: livelaughlovematters: MINI PORTABLE POCKET PROJECT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES ANYWHERE...

with you: Look Forward to Speaking With You

Look Forward to Speaking With You

with you: shesmoody:Tracy Emin, Happy with you, 2001

shesmoody:Tracy Emin, Happy with you, 2001

with you: Thoughts with you

Thoughts with you

with you: May the code be with you

May the code be with you

with you: dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lovedsomuch: warsfeils: anubituf: harukami: last-snowfall: weareallmedie: firedanceryote: reptila-tequila: qeilla: thefreckledavantgardegoober: mysticmisfit89: Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada….. No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck. And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car. moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.” like, fuck off with that I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals. They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away. I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING Moose are terrifying, you guys. I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist. I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside. If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD. Moose. MOOSE. I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this. The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that. Moose confirmed for actual kaiju. Kaiju category: Maple. Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. @ssalogel For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is 4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant” And they can run up to 40 miles per hour A 16 wheeler with fur

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with you: I cleaned my mom’s room today as a surprise because she’s been really sick lately and I was halfway through it when she caught me and tried to help me but I made her sit down and drink some tea I made her and I needed to share it with you

I cleaned my mom’s room today as a surprise because she’s been really sick lately and I was halfway through it when she caught me and tri...

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