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Whose Name: 21 Answers votes oldest newest You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of čorrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg ex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes-the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Vişual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his uņholy radiance destroping all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking frọm your eyesiike liquid pain, the song of regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see t it is beautiful the f inal snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL ĮS LOSTALL IS LOST the pony he comes he comes hejcemes the ichor permeates al MY FACEFACEh god no NO NOOoo Ne stop the an ges aře not reâj ZALGO IS TON THË PONY, HECOMES 1811 Have you tried using an XML parser instead? link edit flag edited Nov 14 at 0:18 community wiki bobince regex and html
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 You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that
 can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many
 times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is
 insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular
 language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break
 down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular
 regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me
 crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even
 Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with
 regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp.
 Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together
 like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and
 HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you
 parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to
 inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes.
 HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the
 onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late
 it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue
 (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive
 this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and
 security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the
 dread realm of čorrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg
 ex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless
 screaming, he comes-the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and
 existence for all time like Vişual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his uņholy
 radiance destroping all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking frọm your eyesiike liquid pain, the song of
 regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you
 see t it is beautiful the f inal snuf fing of the lies of Man ALL ĮS LOSTALL IS LOST the pony he
 comes he comes hejcemes the ichor permeates al MY FACEFACEh god no NO NOOoo Ne
 stop the an ges aře not reâj ZALGO IS TON THË PONY, HECOMES
 1811
 Have you tried using an XML parser instead?
 link edit flag
 edited Nov 14 at 0:18
 community wiki
 bobince
regex and html

regex and html

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Whose Name: only1600kids
 itsagifnotagif
 lesbianvenom
 in fifteen minutes I'm going to tell you the
 story about how my dumb lesbian ass
 willingly went into a dorm with four bros
 lesbianvenom
 it's been more than fifteen minutes I know but
 you will get the full scoop on this (also l'm
 okay)
 lesbianvenom
 Okay STORY TIME
 sol was walking back from work around
 nineish and my neighbor/seminar classmate
 is in the hallway talking to his girlfriend. he
 sees me and he's like "hey!! hey classmate
 whose name I don't know" so I turned around
 and was like "it's Hayley.
 and he apologized for not knowing (I didn't
 know his name either so I wasn't mad) and
 asked if I'd started my first paper for seminar.
 he asked me what it was on so I told him and
 he was like "I'm so stuck I have no idea what
 to do," so clearly the natural response for my
 stupid ass to make is to offer him help I told
 him to knock on our door and ask for me if he
 needed help.
 maybe I did this because I was still in tutor
 mode from work. maybe I did it because no
 one takes those offers up anyway, right?
 wrong! a half an hour later, as I'm getting
 ready to shower, he knocks for the door and
 asks for me, and all my roommates don't
 believe him bc he's this dude bro who clearly
 works out and is wearing a johnny cash tshirt.
 like how fake deep is that. i would never
 associate with a dude bro
 so he invites me back to his place and as I'm
 walking there I'm like "this could very possibly
 be a bad idea," but I go anyway bc I'm a
 dumbass with no sense of self preservation.
 he lets me into his apartment and I'm
 immediately hit with the bro-ness of it all: a
 sports illustrated poster on the wall, protein
 powder EVERYWHERE, posters of beer, snap
 backs, flasks, and a guitar because of course
 there is.
 his room is no better, and alarm bells are just
 fucking going off and I'm trying to think of
 a quick exit. then he tries to close his damn
 door to his own room and I'm like "hold up
 that stays open" and he was like "oh yeah
 I'm sorry I didn't think about that," which
 was....considerate.
 two hours, two cigarette breaks later, one
 opening paragraph later, and one of his
 roommates trying to hit on me later, he starts
 talking about intersectionality and my mind
 goes?????????????? and we legit talked about
 rape culture and trump and how fucked we all
 are. eventually we started talking about the
 law and feminism so then I tell him I'm gay
 and his immediate response is "do you get
 those stupid microagressions from guys who
 say they can turn you straight?" and it took me
 a minute to respond bc the fact he even knew
 that word was so bizarre it was like worlds
 colliding
 he then tells me he thinks his little sister
 might be gay because he thinks she told him
 while he was drunk one night but he couldn't
 remember so he asks for advice because
 he doesn't want to upset her because, in
 his words, "I'm not gay so you know I don't
 understand it like you do.
 then, because the night of course could get
 weirder, he tells me he writes poetry but
 doesn't tell anyone because he'll get shit
 for it bc he's supposed to be a "tough guy"
 and masculine and shit and I just feel Jesus
 sending me a message through this kid that
 shouldn't judge all dude bros by the bro-ness
 of their looks but I also wanna stay sexy and
 not get murdered so I'm gonna keep doing
 that. sorry jesus.
 finally I left because I was tired and also I had
 to wash the smell of bad cologne off of me
 but guys this was an experience please be-
 lieve me. i was standing in the shower before
 just letting the water wash over me as the
 whole two hour ordeal played over in my head
 because we laughed, we talked. he told me
 something about himself no one else knows,
 we exchanged political ideas and fist bumps.
 we bonded over the stress of a seminar paper
 and now we are forever changed by this event.
 so that was how my dumb lesbian ass
 willingly walked into a room with four
 dudebros in it.
 cutecajunlizard
 I was so scared this was gonna go badly but
 turns out it's about making new friends in
 unexpected places
 Source: lesbianvenom
 83,261 notes
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