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While I: justcatposts: My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭 (Source)
While I: justcatposts:

My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭 (Source)

justcatposts: My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭 (Source)

While I: justcatposts: My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭 (Source)
While I: justcatposts:

My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭 (Source)

justcatposts: My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭 (Source)

While I: America is a mess right now, just let me have fun while I can
While I: America is a mess right now, just let me have fun while I can

America is a mess right now, just let me have fun while I can

While I: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
While I: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

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While I: A baby squirrel broken into my student house while I was eating dinner. I think we are besties now 😍😍 (via)
While I: A baby squirrel broken into my student house while I was eating dinner. I think we are besties now 😍😍 (via)

A baby squirrel broken into my student house while I was eating dinner. I think we are besties now 😍😍 (via)

While I: Live in a thin walled condo. My neighbors doing renovations while I am just trying to sleep through lockdown.
While I: Live in a thin walled condo. My neighbors doing renovations while I am just trying to sleep through lockdown.

Live in a thin walled condo. My neighbors doing renovations while I am just trying to sleep through lockdown.

While I: Live in a thin walled condo. My neighbors doing renovations while I am just trying to sleep through lockdown.
While I: Live in a thin walled condo. My neighbors doing renovations while I am just trying to sleep through lockdown.

Live in a thin walled condo. My neighbors doing renovations while I am just trying to sleep through lockdown.

While I: While I don’t want people to get sick, I want this to continue…
While I: While I don’t want people to get sick, I want this to continue…

While I don’t want people to get sick, I want this to continue…

While I: Meet Paul the Lost Socktopus. He wears odd socks while I find the matching pair.
While I: Meet Paul the Lost Socktopus. He wears odd socks while I find the matching pair.

Meet Paul the Lost Socktopus. He wears odd socks while I find the matching pair.

While I: srsfunny: I must abuse this power while I still can
While I: srsfunny:

I must abuse this power while I still can

srsfunny: I must abuse this power while I still can

While I: Dang, mine just stare at me while I sleep. by Cr4pStack93 MORE MEMES
While I: Dang, mine just stare at me while I sleep. by Cr4pStack93
MORE MEMES

Dang, mine just stare at me while I sleep. by Cr4pStack93 MORE MEMES

While I: Dang, mine just stare at me while I sleep.
While I: Dang, mine just stare at me while I sleep.

Dang, mine just stare at me while I sleep.

While I: My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed
While I: My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

While I: My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed
While I: My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

While I: My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed
While I: My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

While I: Cat pissed in the bed, went out to get new sheets, and my friend catches this while I’m away…
While I: Cat pissed in the bed, went out to get new sheets, and my friend catches this while I’m away…

Cat pissed in the bed, went out to get new sheets, and my friend catches this while I’m away…

While I: Cat pissed in the bed, went out to get new sheets, and my friend catches this while I’m away…
While I: Cat pissed in the bed, went out to get new sheets, and my friend catches this while I’m away…

Cat pissed in the bed, went out to get new sheets, and my friend catches this while I’m away…

While I: Here’s a meme while I figure out what’s trending
While I: Here’s a meme while I figure out what’s trending

Here’s a meme while I figure out what’s trending