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Android, Dad, and Poop: Marcy G @BunAndLeggings When I was 4 my dad got pulled over and I screamed "I have to poop!!!" and the cop let my dad go. When he took me to the bathroom my dad couldn't stop laughing after I told him I didn't have to poop, just didn't want him to get a ticket. Sure hope my kids return the favor 3:16 PM 7/14/19 Twitter for Android {…~Title~…} via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2OV51N2

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Community, I Bet, and Phone: Donnie with the Tool @wimberlyOneTIME I called my mom out on her Homophobia last night. We got into a huge argument now she thinks I'm gay. Literally every-time I've called somebody out on their homophobia, they ask me am I gay. You don't have to be apart of the community to call out bigotry. That's y'all problem now 6:40 AM 12 May 18 boxofsoap: sleepynegress: youngalientype: The other day a white customer was mimicking the way a black co-worker talked over the phone to another co-worker, and when he asked her to stop she said “oh I bet your black too” and he’s like nah I’m white, you’re just being awful and I’m hanging up It’s that easy When people think empathy w/o personal association or investment is strange, it’s because they have none. Seriously how has it become such a foreign concept nowadays to empathize with others even if you aren’t the one being affected by it?

boxofsoap: sleepynegress: youngalientype: The other day a white customer was mimicking the way a black co-worker talked over the phone t...

College, Dad, and Yeah: yeah mickey mouse is cool and all, but can we talk about goofy for a sec?? he was a SINGLE DAD who raised his son, and when he lost his job he went back to college so he could get a job to support his son. that mouse has nothing on this dog. Goofy the man

Goofy the man

Being Alone, Space, and Time: When a man really loves you... He supports you, always. He accepts you just the way you are. You're a top priority, most of the time.. He expresses his feelings and trusts you He apologizes when he needs to. He laughs with you not at you. He keeps in touch during the day. He makes your problems his problems. He makes space for alone time. Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP RULES

Dank, Memes, and Ps4: retro.exe @retro_exe My son has autism. He loves video games. He has been playing Spiderman Ps4 for the last month He's completed it back to front. He said to me today he looks up to Spiderman. Why? "Because when he gets knocked down, he always gets up again just like me." Video games change lives. Cool motive, still murder. ViDeOgAmEs CaUsE kIlLeRs by beangreen247 MORE MEMES

ViDeOgAmEs CaUsE kIlLeRs by beangreen247 MORE MEMES

Ps4, Video Games, and Autism: retro.exe @retro_exe My son has autism. He loves video games. He has been playing Spiderman Ps4 for the last month He's completed it back to front. He said to me today he looks up to Spiderman. Why? "Because when he gets knocked down, he always gets up again just like me." Video games change lives. Cool motive, still murder. ViDeOgAmEs CaUsE kIlLeRs

ViDeOgAmEs CaUsE kIlLeRs

Her, Man, and Unknown: A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing. A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything. -Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP RULES

Bad, Ps4, and Video Games: retro.exe @retro_exe My son has autism. He loves video games. He has been playing Spiderman Ps4 for the last month. He's completed it back to front He said to me today he looks up to Spiderman. Wwhy? "Because when he gets knocked down, he always gets up again just like me." Video games change lives. For those who think video games are bad; read this and please reconsider.

For those who think video games are bad; read this and please reconsider.

Love, Break, and Happy: He's not perfect you aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect but if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don't exist but there's always one guy that is perfect for you. Just enjoy each other ❤️

Just enjoy each other ❤️

Gym, Meme, and Time: When he asks you to stop spending so much time at the gym. @gymaholic When he asks you to stop spending so much time at the gym. More motivation: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #meme #gymaholic

When he asks you to stop spending so much time at the gym. More motivation: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #meme #gymaholic

Club, Football, and Soccer: MANUTD.COM OYodafone LYC Bndwise MANUTD.COM Vudalone 25 Diego Forlan has officially retired from football. Throwback to when he made one of the greatest football quotes of all time: "I played for Man Utd for 4 years & never even knew there was another club in Manchester." https://t.co/tEMaE3HIii

Diego Forlan has officially retired from football. Throwback to when he made one of the greatest football quotes of all time: "I played for ...

Dude, Moms, and Mario: Some dude who grew up to be a serial killer: *admits he played Mario once when he was 8* Moms: INTERESTING

Yeah, All, and Together: Littlefinger when he sees jon arryn die, ned getting beheaded and joffrey getting poisoned Oh, yeah. It's all coming together. https://t.co/YkY59VKKZy

https://t.co/YkY59VKKZy

Memes, Yeah, and 🤖: Littlefinger when he sees jon arryn die, ned getting beheaded and joffrey getting poisoned Oh, yeah. It's all coming together. https://t.co/YkY59VKKZy

https://t.co/YkY59VKKZy

Shia LaBeouf, Target, and Tumblr: A lorumjoeye aloiumjoeye: POMADE-LESS Dutch. that’s it. @breona2002 mentioned pomade-less dutch and I can’t lie,,, I’ve thought of it too,,, who hasn’t. They only urged me to finally draw him. also, this is HIGHLY inspired by Shia Labeouf, when he got long hair.

aloiumjoeye: POMADE-LESS Dutch. that’s it. @breona2002 mentioned pomade-less dutch and I can’t lie,,, I’ve thought of it too,,, who hasn’t....

Alive, School, and Target: #FALLONTONIGHT I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE. Hasan Minhaj recalls when he stole his high school chemistry solutions manual in Tonight Show Storytime

Hasan Minhaj recalls when he stole his high school chemistry solutions manual in Tonight Show Storytime

Food, Sex, and Face: Jacklyn 2 hrs The face he makes when he want cuddles, food or sex https://t.co/vkvhRJEmxF

https://t.co/vkvhRJEmxF

Fire, Life, and Memes: A man saw a snake being burned to death and decided to take it out of the fire. When he did, the snake bit him causing excruciating pain. The man dropped the snake, and the reptile fell right back into the fire. So, the man grabbed a metal pole took the snake out of the fire and saved its life. Someone who was watching approached the man and said: "That snake bit you. Why are you still trying to save it?" The man replied: "The nature of the snake is to bite, but that's not gonna change my nature, which is to help." Do not change your nature simply because someone harms you. Do not lose your good heart, only learn to take precautions. https://t.co/xVIWeLbguP

https://t.co/xVIWeLbguP

First, Rag, and And: When he grabs a rag and cleans himself first

God, Monster, and Movies: INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL SAN DIEGO AN DIE ECON CONCON CON INTERNA INTER INTERNATIONAL 1N DIEG0 OIEGO SAN DIEGO CON OUG NO CON DIEGO CON INTERNATIONAL ONAL INTERNATIONAL IN E WATIONAL TERNATIONA SAN DIEGO CON SAN OIEG0 0 93 eONCON CO SAN OIEG N OIEG CO INTERNATIO COMICE CO OM feministscoundrel: This photo means a lot to me. And I’ll tell you why. Natalie Portman, as we know, was shut out of Marvel. She chose not to sign any new contract not just because of the way her character was treated (though there is that) but because Thor: The Dark World was slated to be the first Marvel movie directed by a woman, her friend (and eventual Wonder Woman director) Patty Jenkins. Portman hadn’t planned on being in The Dark World, but lept at the chance to be a part of feminist history and to be directed in what would have beenJenkin’s first film since her 2003 Oscar-winning Monster. Portman signed a new contract with Marvel. They fired Jenkins soon after. Portman was crushed because she essentially had been duped into a contract for a film that would keep her away from her young son and force her back into a one-dimensional role under yet another male director. And we all remember how awful that movie was. When it came time for the third Thor movie, they tried to get Portman under contract again. And she said no. Marvel decided to spin the story to make it seem like it was all their idea. At first, they went for the lame and nonsensical: When Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige was asked about why she wouldn’t be in the third film, and said there were “many reasons, many of which are in the film, so you will see that” continuing with “There are only a couple of scenes on Earth in this movie. The majority, 95 percent of the movie, takes place in the cosmos.” (x) Seeing as The Dark World also took place in space, this answer didn’t have a lot of credibility. When Portman said she was “done” with the Marvel Universe, Feige got vicious in interviews, telling reporters that Valkyrie was in Ragnorak to be better than Jane Foster and a better match for Thor. “We wanted Thor to encounter somebody that was near his equal and that his relationship with Jane may have evolved in unexpected ways in between The Dark World and Ragnarok, and we wanted to pit him against a character who was much more his equal and in many ways his superior.” (x) Feige implies that A) Valkyrie was in Ragnorak to be a romantic interest for Thor, B) Valkyrie is better and more powerful than Jane Foster, and C) Jane Foster was always Thor’s inferior. What’s ridiculous is that Ragnorak had a “sorry Jane dumped you” throwaway line to explain Portman’s absence. And instead of saying that Jane and Thor broke up in interviews, a line that does not spoil literally anything about the film, Feige chose to attack Jane’s strength and capability, which would have been a very special dig at Portman. Do you want to know what none of this sounds like? Taika Waititi’s opinion. Waititi is a master storyteller who does not sacrifice his feminist views for laughs. You can bet that Feige’s ridiculous slams on Portman and her character Jane– disguised as “promotion” for WAITITI’S FILM– would have troubled him immensely. This is a man with a Māori father, who had to use his mother’s maiden name– Cohen– for earlier work because an indigenous last name kept him away from opportunity. This man does NOT fuck around with entertainment that gets its power off of sexism and inequality. He knows from experience just how infuriating it is when it comes to directors missing out on opportunities because they aren’t a white man. So how does he fix this? How does he fix the idea that Jane Foster can’t go to space, or that she’s not powerful enough for Thor, the god of thunder? He makes her Thor. Waititi saw Portman / Jane Foster’s name dragged through the mud by Kevin Feige in order to promote his movie, and when he got hired to direct again, he decided to right those wrongs. This picture means everything. He is on his knee, handing her Thor’s hammer, essentially saying, you will never have to go through that shit with me. With me, you’re a god. And the expression on her face, after Marvel attempted to break her, doesn’t need words. What a photo. What a film. What a man.

feministscoundrel: This photo means a lot to me. And I’ll tell you why. Natalie Portman, as we know, was shut out of Marvel. She chose not ...

Cute, Low Key, and Memes: rileystearns Duality Slipknot I'm eating at a cute little restaurant and the server asked me for my current favorite song so he could put it on the playlist to make me feel welcome.I didn't want that kind of responsibility so I told him I only listen to metal. He insisted give him my favorite metal song. I politely refused because it's a restaurant full of people just trying to enjoy a low key lunch. When he realized I wasn't going to give him a song he stepped out for a second. He came back in with a piece of paper and typed in a song on the player. Slipknot starts blasting full volume He smiles and tells me he went to the tattoo shop next door and asked them whatI would like. He's so happy and no one understands why this is playing and I can't stop laughing https://t.co/NGIjvzDTa6

https://t.co/NGIjvzDTa6

Dank, Family, and Life: BuzzFeed: News, Tasty,Quizzes Karol K 2/9/18 My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfat put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your app gave me cancer anyway. A big regret.. by somu69 MORE MEMES

A big regret.. by somu69 MORE MEMES

Bad, God, and Instagram: Grace is when God gives us good things that we don't deserve. Mercy is when He spares us from bad things we deserve. Blessings are when He is generous with both. Truly, we can never run out of reasons to thank Him. God is Good All The Time! fb/beautyoflifee www.instagram.com/beauty.oflifee

Beautiful, Candy, and Dancing: I think a lot of people don't understand what real romance is. Anyone can buy flowers, candy and jewellery, there's no love in that. The truly romantic things in life are those little things you do every day to show you care, and that you're thinking of them. It's going out of your way to make them happy. The way you hold her hand when you know she's scared, or you save the last piece of cake for him. The random text in the middle of the day, just to say "I love you" or "I miss you". The way he stops to kiss you when he passes by. It's dedicating her favorite song to her and letting her eat your fries; telling her she's beautiful, even when she's in her sweats; with her hair in a ponytail and no makeup. It's putting your favorite show on pause so she can tell you about her day, and laughing at his jokes, even the really lame ones. It's slow dancing in the kitchen and kissing in the rain. Romance isn't about buying, it's about giving. True romance is in the gestures. RELATIONSHIP ES

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Cute, Low Key, and Happy: rileystearns Duality Slipknot I'm eating at a cute little restaurant and the server asked me for my current favorite song so he could put it on the playlist to make me feel welcome.I didn't want that kind of responsibility so I told him I only listen to metal. He insisted I give him my favorite metal song.Ipolitely refused because it's a restaurant full of people just trying to enjoy a low key lunch. When he realized I wasn't going to give him a song he stepped out for a second. He came back in with a piece of paper and typed in a song on the player. Slipknot starts blasting full volume He smiles and tells me he went to the tattoo shop next door and asked them what would like. He's so happy and no one understands why this is playing and I can't stop laughing. Extra wholesome service

Extra wholesome service

Love this app 😂😂 https://t.co/O6OCPJ7jos

Iphone, Muslim, and Twitter: Hemant @hemantbuch A muslim colleague asked our hotel if they could give him a snack before he began his fast. They said ok, please come down at 2.30 am. When he went, he found a FULL BUFFET BREAKFAST laid out. The hotel said it was rhe least they could do. @Accorhotels be proud of Ibis Dublin 18:53 09/05/2019 Twitter for iPhone 19.3K Retweets 103K Likes This is Dublin my happiness

This is Dublin my happiness

Iphone, Muslim, and Twitter: Hemant @hemantbuch A muslim colleague asked our hotel if they could give him a snack before he began his fast. They said ok, please come down at 2.30 am. When he went, he found a FULL BUFFET BREAKFAST laid out. The hotel said it was rhe least they could do. @Accorhotels be proud of Ibis Dublin 18:53 09/05/2019 Twitter for iPhone 19.3K Retweets 103K Likes Hotel staff go above and beyond. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2XWU7dU

Hotel staff go above and beyond. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2XWU7dU

Beautiful, Blue, and Rough: "He always loved the sea. And maybe that's because he is exactly like the sea. He can be calm and peaceful if he wants to. But when he wants to, he can be destructive and rough and he can kill you. His beautiful eyes even resemble the beautiful blue of the sea. Both so serene and halcyonic but both so very violent and painful." 05

Gym, Today, and Buzz Lightyear: So today at the gym I thought my trainer was flirting with me when he asked for my number/ to take a pic of me. Turns out he thought I resembled BUZZ LIGHTYEAR and sent me this.

Bad, Life, and Too Much: A bad dog owner dumped this wolfdog at a kill shelter when he got too big and too much to handle. Luckily a sanctuary took him instead and saved his life! His DNA testing came back as 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, and 3.9 % German Shepherd

Alive, Best Friend, and Best: His father left when he was 3. He attended 4 different high schools and was At age 23, his best friend River Phoenix died of a drug overdose. His child was born stillborn. 18 months later, his girlfriend, Jennifer He took care of his sister when she was sick with leukemia. dyslexic. was killed in a car accident. He still has a heart of gold and has been secretly donating millions to children's hospitals for years. Probably the greatest man alive!

Probably the greatest man alive!

Dank, Twitter, and Boyfriend: ABIGAIL @a6igai1 My boyfriend spent an hour looking for this loud frog outside in a puddle and when he finally caught him I took a pic of both of them and he literally said From @a6igai1/twitter

From @a6igai1/twitter

Love, Memes, and Bob Ross: bob ross when he finds out that everyone went from posting bob ross memes to Keanu reeves memes That's airight what matters is that everyone's happy We love bob

We love bob

Dank, Fucking, and Good: Daniel Leach @THEdanmanleach I was jammin HUMBLE and my dog sat down when he heard Kendrick say "sit down" and is now waiting for his treat FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY Demetrius Harmon @meechonmars well give the good boy his fucking treat

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Dancing, Life, and Shower: "Before I met him, I would dance in the shower. When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him. After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry. When got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears. Someone can invade the smallest parts of your life, you won't even realize it until you dance in the shower again and wonder why you ever stopped."

Teacher, Divorce, and Sly: When the teacher realizes the whole class tricked him to talk about his divorce and loss of child custody when he was supposed to be teaching polynomals You sly dog, you had me monologuing.

Friends, Jesus, and Lgbt: KNoW. AND 1 FOUND HER. WHOA!WHOA! WHOA HoLD IT RIGHT THERE HE WASN T LOST, WE KICKED HIM OUT! onakedpastor.com tahthetrickster: kween-kaiju: cheeseanonioncrisps: musicalhell: lizawithazed: kittiechamomile: infinitydoublevenus: positive-memes: There’s nothing I don’t love about this rb to piss off religious conservatives This is so important to me, especially as a religious LGBT person. “And when he comes home, he calls together his friends and his neighbors, saying to them, ‘Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost!’ -Luke 15:6 Reblog for Jesus refusing to misgender his sheep. Jesus loves ewe. the original artist (david hayward aka nakedpastor) made more with different pronouns!

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Memes, 🤖, and How: It’s tricky, because it knocks him down a lot. But how can you deny this child when he bellows in delight: “BIG BAAAAAALLL!!!” https://t.co/3aVAiOHBGS

It’s tricky, because it knocks him down a lot. But how can you deny this child when he bellows in delight: “BIG BAAAAAALLL!!!” https://t.co...

Bob Marley, Love, and Break: te's not perfect You aren't either, and the two of you wil never be perfect. But if he can make uou laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to beina human and mak-ing mistakes, hold onto him and qive hir the most you can te isn't going to quote poetru, he's not thinkina about you every moment, but he wil give you a part of him that he knowš you could break Dont hurt him, dont change him, and don't expect more than he can aive. Dont analuze. Smile when he makes you happy yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had Because perfect quys don't exist, but there's always one quu that is perfect for you. Bob Marley

Being Alone, Bad, and Bad Day: What's the most creepily intelligent thing your pet has ever done? The-Goat-Lord 7h I had a really bad day and was in my room crying, my cockatiel Stormageddon started screaming from his cage so I got him out, he jumped onto my shoulder and put his head on my cheek and started saying "it's ok it's ok it's ok" over and over again. I say that to him when he freaks out in his cage at night time (a car honks a horn outside and he starts screaming and flapping his wings) I didn't realise he could tell I was sad and say it back to me to comfort me like I comfort him let alone say it at all. EMOTIONAL 100 SUPPORT https://t.co/xT14yVM6F3

https://t.co/xT14yVM6F3

I Swear, I Cant, and Swear: "And when he looks at me I swear I can't breathe"

Being Alone, Bad, and Bad Day: What's the most creepily intelligent thing your pet has ever done? The-Goat-Lord 7h I had a really bad day and was in my room crying, my cockatiel Stormageddon started screaming from his cage so I got him out, he jumped onto my shoulder and put his head on my cheek and started saying "it's ok it's ok it's ok" over and over again. I say that to him when he freaks out in his cag at night time (a car honks a horn outside and starts screaming and flapping his wings) I didn't realise he could tell I was sad and say it back me to comfort me like I comfort him let alone say it at all. EMOTIONAL 100 SUPPORT Wholesome cockatiel via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/32sOXVl

Wholesome cockatiel via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/32sOXVl

Club, Disappointed, and Tumblr: Tristan @Tea ris Accidentally cut a guy off switching lanes and when he went around me he gave me a thumbs down instead of the finger.. Idk why but it hurt more. 12/10/17, 2:11 PM 92.8K Retweets 476K Likes Travis Meyers @TravisMeyers4 22h Replying to @Tea ris He gave you that "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" 1,108 12.8K 10 laughoutloud-club: That’s so upsetting

laughoutloud-club: That’s so upsetting

Dank, Home, and 🤖: Looking for that one friend who said "just around the corner" 30 minutes ago Pretty sure he just left home when he texted that 📸 nakprstaff | TW

Pretty sure he just left home when he texted that 📸 nakprstaff | TW

Gif, Iron Man, and Life: JARVIS: I actually think I need to sleep now, sir. no1subject: shadowstep-of-bast: edgebug: I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception. Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such. You stop that right now

no1subject: shadowstep-of-bast: edgebug: I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’...

Fall, Smile, and Smiles: When he texts you he makes you smile, when he talks to you he makes you meft, when he touches you he gives you butterflies, when he tooks at you you start to blush, when he Smiles at you, you fall for him harder! https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Game of Thrones, Saw, and Dexter: STARKGARYEN I know a killer when I see one. Like how Dexter knew killers when he saw them because he was a killer himself, or like, because you just saw her murder a whole city?

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