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weasel: the funniest thing in the entire pirates of one scene in At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it and rather then have him stand in thhe shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it who thought of that idea? who thought put davy jones in a bucket of water and had the guts to suggest aloud? and then who went "hey that sounds at some point someone toid davy janes bucket of water and he agreed to it tis ok but notice the trail of buckets behind before he got into the one hes standing It's even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the Some folic are asking wel, if he can avaid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn't that ruin his whole motvation?" but he's not on The parley takes place on a sandbar the shore, that spends most of its time What Jones is doing here is rules- the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this "Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the share below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoas? What if Does it have to be seawater, ar will ay water do? Does it have to be a natural Pretty sure that this implies that the the water toig bucket with just a bit of sand), would quaify as dry land. That's absurd, so I'm pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse It may be absurd, but the text of the fitm bears it out Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it's a sea, but not whie it's on land indeed that's why he buried it on land in the first place to break his connection with it)-yet placing the heart n a simplo jar land does, aven ifth0 jar is a boat at filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jonescrse Then the reverse should aso be true. i he buried it in a jer of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to senso it. So by this logia, any container a curse than it is to weasel around i-I figune that's why he's using multple forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it's technically not dry land (it's a exposed only at low tide) and he technicaly ddn't set foot on it thes standing in a bucker of wateri. It's ckay but this all raises one further, very dry land he's forbidden from, what can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he trow down in a pear This is the quality content I come to could he step ฉn land if his shoes are No matter how ridiculous PotC gets l will love it. Especially when it results in What it he crawis around on his hands and inees, with his teet raised slightly nto the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air baloon, or in the clews of a giant Whar it hes carried by two swaliows In fact im not entirely sure thalt it wasnt At Wit’s End
weasel: the funniest thing in the entire pirates of
 one scene in At World's End where they
 have parlay but davy jones is part of it
 and rather then have him stand in thhe
 shallows or something they get a big
 bucket of water and have in stand on it
 who thought of that idea? who thought
 put davy jones in a bucket of water
 and had the guts to suggest aloud?
 and then who went "hey that sounds
 at some point someone toid davy janes
 bucket of water and he agreed to it
 tis
 ok but notice the trail of buckets behind
 before he got into the one hes standing
 It's even funnier when you consider how
 he must have figured all this out in the
 Some folic are asking wel, if he can
 avaid the no-dry-land curse simply by
 standing in a bucket, doesn't that ruin
 his whole motvation?" but he's not on
 The parley takes place on a sandbar
 the shore, that spends most of its time
 What Jones is doing here is rules-
 the trial and error he must have gone
 through in order to determine that this
 "Okay, do islands count as dry land?
 How about parts of the share below the
 high tide mark? Reefs? Shoas? What if
 Does it have to be seawater, ar will ay
 water do? Does it have to be a natural
 Pretty sure that this implies that the
 the water toig bucket with just a bit of
 sand), would quaify as dry land. That's
 absurd, so I'm pretty sure that his
 lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse
 It may be absurd, but the text of the
 fitm bears it out Davy Jones can sense
 the presence of his heart while it's a
 sea, but not whie it's on land indeed
 that's why he buried it on land in the
 first place to break his connection with
 it)-yet placing the heart n a simplo jar
 land does, aven ifth0 jar is
 a boat at
 filled with dirt absolutely count as dry
 land for the purpose of Jonescrse
 Then the reverse should aso be true. i
 he buried it in a jer of water, no matter
 how far inland it is, he would be able to
 senso it. So by this logia, any container
 a curse than it is to weasel around i-I
 figune that's why he's using multple
 forbidden to set foot on dry land, but
 it's technically not dry land (it's a
 exposed only at low tide) and he
 technicaly ddn't set foot on it thes
 standing in a bucker of wateri. It's
 ckay but this all raises one further, very
 dry land he's forbidden from, what
 can Davy Jones fight you in salt
 marshes? can he trow down in a pear
 This is the quality content I come to
 could he step ฉn land if his shoes are
 No matter how ridiculous PotC gets l
 will love it. Especially when it results in
 What it he crawis around on his hands
 and inees, with his teet raised slightly
 nto the air? Can he walk on his hands?
 Can he ride around in a litter or
 What if he flies over dry land? Like in a
 hot air baloon, or in the clews of a giant
 Whar it hes carried by two swaliows
 In fact im not entirely sure thalt it wasnt
At Wit’s End

At Wit’s End

weasel: probablyvampirerpgideas Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess anachronistic-cat .. can i use that phrase irl? probablyvampirerpgideas Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age nternet lingo like all the time the-argumentative-viper Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid nuttersincorporated You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get pissed take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito sleepyamericanteen Reading these is like literary whiplash kyraneko Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the nearest window for a donut. rickktish Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!! I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape Source: probablyvampirerpgideas Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!
weasel: probablyvampirerpgideas
 Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the
 common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical
 habbits from different time eras
 So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
 anachronistic-cat
 .. can i use that phrase irl?
 probablyvampirerpgideas
 Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just
 completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear
 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age
 nternet lingo like all the time
 the-argumentative-viper
 Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of
 splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid
 nuttersincorporated
 You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art
 false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell
 just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too
 fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan
 I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get
 pissed
 take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool
 grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
 sleepyamericanteen
 Reading these is like literary whiplash
 kyraneko
 Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the
 nearest window for a donut.
 rickktish
 Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face
 ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!!
 I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in
 whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape
 Source: probablyvampirerpgideas
Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!

Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!

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weasel: Jordan Gleason April 1 at 9:06pm This is a longer post, so bear with me... Today I had to explain to a 60 year old man why he was banned from the pub In January he made several sexist remarks about the female staff that were working. He told them to their faces that that he liked looking at their tits while they washed dishes, and their asses while they were pouring drinks. He was told to leave and not come back. He came back last month, and was told we wouldn't serve him. He came back yet again today, and when told he wouldn't be served demanded to talk to a manger l sat with him for a few minutes as he explained that what he said would have been okay 20 years ago, and that it was just some off colour remarks. He told me he had apologized, and that he guessed my servers were too sensitive. He then told me that if what he said was a problem then I should tell them not to wear low cut shirts, and that I should face the dish washing sink away from customers. But since he apologized, he should be allowed to drink in my establishment because he lives in the neighborhood and will bring in business l told him flatly that wasn't happening, and that what he said to those ladies was incredibly offensive. The simple fact that he couldn't understand that just because they were were working didn't mean they deserve his disrespectful language. That these ladies were part of my family, and were human beings that deserved respect. They aren't objects, and they certainly shouldn't have to wear different clothes because he can't be bothered with showing them any decency or respect. "But we're men and they're females. Is cleavage just not a thing anymore?" I told him yeah buddy, it's not, and I won't be changing my mind about having him served. He threatened bad publicity, I told him I didn't care and he left. I work in the service industry, and we get the sheer joy and pleasure of meeting and talking to so many great people in our city. I've met some of my best friends here behind the bar. I live for it man. Connecting people who haven't met, making sure people can relax from a shitty day, or celebrate a great one, or just to simply enjoy a few beers with friends. I've seen wedding proposals, birthday parties, political discussions, deep philosophical debates, neighborhood organization, the absolute works The best of humanity coming together and bonding. That's my JAM. It's one of the biggest reasons l get out of bed in the morning to come in to work day after day As absolutely insanely fun as that is, the dark side of this business is we run into some pretty horrible goblin people. Folks who think that just because we're serving, we don't deserve any basic decency or respect. I've been snapped at, mocked, threatened, and insulted about not having a real job. Anybody in this line of work gets used to a degree of it and develops a thicker skin. Here's the thing though, women in this field get infinitely more disgustingly treated. The sheer number of times they get groped, or harassed, or treated like objects would blow your mind. The worst of it is how normal their harassers think their behavior is. Every single lady in here handles it with grace and aplomb, andI applaud them for it. I've had their backs as we've bounced people out for that trash, but countless times they just deal with it before it even gets to me Sometimes the dudes get so worked up that they demand to see a manager, and I get called in to speak with them. Every single fucking time they attempt to appeal to me solely because I'm a man. They try to weasel in with me about how the women are asking for it. That women shouldn't dress that way if they don't want to be stared at. They attempt to explain it away as just "dudes being dudes." It's expected for men to stare at women's breasts and make jokes about how much they want to fuck them. Wink Wink. Of course you'll understand they think, because you also have a dick. What terrifies and enrages me is how every one of them thinks that this is normal behavior, but also that other men will agree with them Men, we often don't see the level of filth that our friends, sisters, and mothers go through every day. We hope to surround ourselves with people who would never treat a woman like that. We live in a safe little bubble. But the reality of this thing? It's an insidious disease that's happening every single day, several times a day and it turns my fucking stomach So why am I writing this? I want to acknowledge the struggle of every single woman who will read this. You deserve our respect and to be treated with decency I want to stand up and say, I'm fucking sick of this To every dude out there, we need to fucking combat this disease like its the god damned plague that it is. If one of your friends says something shitty about a woman, tell him to shut his fucking mouth. Don't just laugh it off or ignore it. We need to listen when our sisters talk about this, and not just blame it on some bad apples. Not just say "not all dudes do that" or "well no one I know would ever do that." Nah man. This is an endemic cultural problem. If we want to start taking our status as gentlemen seriously we need to do more than just avoiding being a sexist prick ourselves. We need to open our eyes and fight it everywhere we see it, because the only way this thing gets better is to start calling it out for what it is Edit: Sorry for so many edits. I keep finding typos. Writing in anger isn't so conducive to well typed responses rcmclachlan: This is what a male feminist looks like.
weasel: Jordan Gleason
 April 1 at 9:06pm
 This is a longer post, so bear with me...
 Today I had to explain to a 60 year old man why he was banned from the
 pub
 In January he made several sexist remarks about the female staff that
 were working. He told them to their faces that that he liked looking at their
 tits while they washed dishes, and their asses while they were pouring
 drinks. He was told to leave and not come back. He came back last
 month, and was told we wouldn't serve him. He came back yet again
 today, and when told he wouldn't be served demanded to talk to a
 manger
 l sat with him for a few minutes as he explained that what he said would
 have been okay 20 years ago, and that it was just some off colour
 remarks. He told me he had apologized, and that he guessed my servers
 were too sensitive. He then told me that if what he said was a problem
 then I should tell them not to wear low cut shirts, and that I should face the
 dish washing sink away from customers. But since he apologized, he
 should be allowed to drink in my establishment because he lives in the
 neighborhood and will bring in business
 l told him flatly that wasn't happening, and that what he said to those
 ladies was incredibly offensive. The simple fact that he couldn't
 understand that just because they were were working didn't mean they
 deserve his disrespectful language. That these ladies were part of my
 family, and were human beings that deserved respect. They aren't
 objects, and they certainly shouldn't have to wear different clothes
 because he can't be bothered with showing them any decency or respect.
 "But we're men and they're females. Is cleavage just not a thing
 anymore?"
 I told him yeah buddy, it's not, and I won't be changing my mind about
 having him served. He threatened bad publicity, I told him I didn't care
 and he left.
 I work in the service industry, and we get the sheer joy and pleasure of
 meeting and talking to so many great people in our city. I've met some of
 my best friends here behind the bar. I live for it man. Connecting people
 who haven't met, making sure people can relax from a shitty day, or
 celebrate a great one, or just to simply enjoy a few beers with friends. I've
 seen wedding proposals, birthday parties, political discussions, deep
 philosophical debates, neighborhood organization, the absolute works
 The best of humanity coming together and bonding. That's my JAM. It's
 one of the biggest reasons l get out of bed in the morning to come in to
 work day after day

 As absolutely insanely fun as that is, the dark side of this business is we
 run into some pretty horrible goblin people. Folks who think that just
 because we're serving, we don't deserve any basic decency or respect.
 I've been snapped at, mocked, threatened, and insulted about not having
 a real job. Anybody in this line of work gets used to a degree of it and
 develops a thicker skin. Here's the thing though, women in this field get
 infinitely more disgustingly treated. The sheer number of times they get
 groped, or harassed, or treated like objects would blow your mind. The
 worst of it is how normal their harassers think their behavior is. Every
 single lady in here handles it with grace and aplomb, andI applaud them
 for it. I've had their backs as we've bounced people out for that trash, but
 countless times they just deal with it before it even gets to me
 Sometimes the dudes get so worked up that they demand to see a
 manager, and I get called in to speak with them. Every single fucking time
 they attempt to appeal to me solely because I'm a man. They try to
 weasel in with me about how the women are asking for it. That women
 shouldn't dress that way if they don't want to be stared at. They attempt to
 explain it away as just "dudes being dudes." It's expected for men to stare
 at women's breasts and make jokes about how much they want to fuck
 them. Wink Wink. Of course you'll understand they think, because you
 also have a dick. What terrifies and enrages me is how every one of them
 thinks that this is normal behavior, but also that other men will agree with
 them
 Men, we often don't see the level of filth that our friends, sisters, and
 mothers go through every day. We hope to surround ourselves with
 people who would never treat a woman like that. We live in a safe little
 bubble. But the reality of this thing? It's an insidious disease that's
 happening every single day, several times a day and it turns my fucking
 stomach
 So why am I writing this? I want to acknowledge the struggle of every
 single woman who will read this. You deserve our respect and to be
 treated with decency I want to stand up and say, I'm fucking sick of this
 To every dude out there, we need to fucking combat this disease like its
 the god damned plague that it is. If one of your friends says something
 shitty about a woman, tell him to shut his fucking mouth. Don't just laugh it
 off or ignore it. We need to listen when our sisters talk about this, and not
 just blame it on some bad apples. Not just say "not all dudes do that" or
 "well no one I know would ever do that." Nah man. This is an endemic
 cultural problem. If we want to start taking our status as gentlemen
 seriously we need to do more than just avoiding being a sexist prick
 ourselves. We need to open our eyes and fight it everywhere we see it,
 because the only way this thing gets better is to start calling it out for what
 it is
 Edit: Sorry for so many edits. I keep finding typos. Writing in anger isn't so
 conducive to well typed responses
rcmclachlan:

This is what a male feminist looks like.

rcmclachlan: This is what a male feminist looks like.

weasel: He's all smiles after being rescued @DrSmashlove As y'all get out there and date, y'all gon break up with people and realize things. Realize some real ass things that didn't occur to u before. One of these things is the realization that the person u dated - this person u loved - adored - respected - is CORNY as FUCK 😂. Corny as a bowl of corn flakes. A king size bag of corn chips. A field of corn deep in rural Indiana looking at your ex like "I will never be this corny 😢." When u realize this ladies and gents I want u to do one thing. Just one. Open Facebook. Open Instagram. Open Snap. And shade TF out of them. Call them out for being so corny. "Shout to my ex Terrence for dating a ex stripper who got three kids from three different men living at her grandma house hope that's working out for u T 😋." ACTUALLY JUST KIDDING AF DONT EVER EVER EVER DO THIS. 😂 Ok first fuck u for shaming strippers and mama's. But second, query what's the benefit? All yo girls gon be leaving like comments like "get him Susan! 😂" But what are they actually thinking? "Wow does Susan think anyone gon fuck with her now that they know she put people on blast ok Cat Lady Susan more men for the rest of us 😂." See what happened Susan is that all the corn just exited Terrence's body and entered your aura and now u the corny one. U just de-corned him when u could have left Terrence as the rightful owner of that corn bushel. So with that said keep it G. And do me a favor. Block Terrence on all forms of media - phone, IG, FB, name it. The power of the block is that it assures u that they won't try to cornily weasel they corny ass back in 🤗. And say the following: "Thank you God for letting me learn things and realize things. Please give me the strength to not be petty, and help me move onward and upward." Pettiness can be relieving in the short term but it's damning in the long term. Just believe smash on this one. Bless up ❤️😂😂😂
weasel: He's all smiles after being rescued
 @DrSmashlove
As y'all get out there and date, y'all gon break up with people and realize things. Realize some real ass things that didn't occur to u before. One of these things is the realization that the person u dated - this person u loved - adored - respected - is CORNY as FUCK 😂. Corny as a bowl of corn flakes. A king size bag of corn chips. A field of corn deep in rural Indiana looking at your ex like "I will never be this corny 😢." When u realize this ladies and gents I want u to do one thing. Just one. Open Facebook. Open Instagram. Open Snap. And shade TF out of them. Call them out for being so corny. "Shout to my ex Terrence for dating a ex stripper who got three kids from three different men living at her grandma house hope that's working out for u T 😋." ACTUALLY JUST KIDDING AF DONT EVER EVER EVER DO THIS. 😂 Ok first fuck u for shaming strippers and mama's. But second, query what's the benefit? All yo girls gon be leaving like comments like "get him Susan! 😂" But what are they actually thinking? "Wow does Susan think anyone gon fuck with her now that they know she put people on blast ok Cat Lady Susan more men for the rest of us 😂." See what happened Susan is that all the corn just exited Terrence's body and entered your aura and now u the corny one. U just de-corned him when u could have left Terrence as the rightful owner of that corn bushel. So with that said keep it G. And do me a favor. Block Terrence on all forms of media - phone, IG, FB, name it. The power of the block is that it assures u that they won't try to cornily weasel they corny ass back in 🤗. And say the following: "Thank you God for letting me learn things and realize things. Please give me the strength to not be petty, and help me move onward and upward." Pettiness can be relieving in the short term but it's damning in the long term. Just believe smash on this one. Bless up ❤️😂😂😂

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