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    Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
                
            

            
            
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Weaponized: did you know?
 There's a song that's been proven
 to reduce anxiety by 65%. It's called
 Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it
 was specifically designed to slow your
 heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and
 lower cortisol levels. It's so effective
 that it's dangerous to drive while
 listening to it because it
 can make you drowsy.
 DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM
d-structive:

the-dm-diet-steve:

suanpir:

jackscarab:

caw-caw-mothercluckers:

did-you-kno:

There’s a song that’s been proven 
to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called 
Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it 
was specifically designed to slow your 
heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and 
lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective 
that it’s dangerous to drive while 
listening to it because it 
can make you drowsy.   Source Source 2 Source 3

YO O_O

I knew within seconds that I’d heard this before.
It was one of the first Tumblr posts I favorited.
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly
One of the comments suggests pairing it with Rainymood.
The combined calm might be weaponized with adding this song and some crackling fire.


When I was literally unable to sleep at all, my senior at work gave me this song to listen to!

My wife uses this song when she’s having near-meltdown levels of anxiety right before bed and it helps her relax and shed some of that stress enough for her to attempt to lie down and sleep.

Personally, it works with me. It gives you (me, at least) a vague sense of anxiety at the very begin, but then it disappears completely, as long you focus on the heartbeat sound.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Weaponized: did you know?
 There's a song that's been proven
 to reduce anxiety by 65%. It's called
 Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it
 was specifically designed to slow your
 heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and
 lower cortisol levels. It's so effective
 that it's dangerous to drive while
 listening to it because it
 can make you drowsy.
 DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM
d-structive:

the-dm-diet-steve:

suanpir:

jackscarab:

caw-caw-mothercluckers:

did-you-kno:

There’s a song that’s been proven 
to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called 
Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it 
was specifically designed to slow your 
heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and 
lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective 
that it’s dangerous to drive while 
listening to it because it 
can make you drowsy.   Source Source 2 Source 3

YO O_O

I knew within seconds that I’d heard this before.
It was one of the first Tumblr posts I favorited.
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly
One of the comments suggests pairing it with Rainymood.
The combined calm might be weaponized with adding this song and some crackling fire.


When I was literally unable to sleep at all, my senior at work gave me this song to listen to!

My wife uses this song when she’s having near-meltdown levels of anxiety right before bed and it helps her relax and shed some of that stress enough for her to attempt to lie down and sleep.

Personally, it works with me. It gives you (me, at least) a vague sense of anxiety at the very begin, but then it disappears completely, as long you focus on the heartbeat sound.
                
            

            
            
d-structive:

the-dm-diet-steve:

suanpir:

jackscarab:

caw-caw-mothercluckers:

did-you-kno:

There’s a song that’s been proven 
to red...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
                
            

            
            
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
                
            

            
            
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
                
            

            
            
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
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 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
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 they Always take the pencil
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<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Weaponized: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
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<p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>
                
            

            
            
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    Weaponized: apup-deactivated20171002
 kPinkNews
 News
 mins Edited
 It broadcasts "This way if you are gay" in Morse code
 Swedish peacekeepers using 'gay sailor' to repel Russian
 submarines
 A peace group are using a neon sign of a dancing sailor to keep Russian
 submarines out of Swedish waters.
 PINKNEWS.CO.UK
 fantasticworldofflanneldoodle
 Is this what war is now?
 odinsnotwearingmakeup
 We finally weaponized gay chicken
 frosty-the-snowdern
 I told y'all about the time at Adeevka, right?
 sleepycleric
 Tell us a story, Frosty!
 frosty-the-snowder
 I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to
 take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs
 (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even
 touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there
 are about 400 or so meters away from each other,
 so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other
 side can actually hear you
 Up to this point, I'd observed a guy dropping his
 phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the
 Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could
 reliably make people leave the room by asking them
 "would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck
 a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked
 in the ass", so it's at this point in the trenches that a
 flash of inspiration hits me
 In my best Russian (which was utterly broken
 but "proper" Russian grammar is barbaric
 caveman-speak anyway) I scream out "next guy that
 shoots is gay". And I swear to whatever god exists
 that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was
 some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit
Swedens ultimate weapon.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Weaponized: apup-deactivated20171002
 kPinkNews
 News
 mins Edited
 It broadcasts "This way if you are gay" in Morse code
 Swedish peacekeepers using 'gay sailor' to repel Russian
 submarines
 A peace group are using a neon sign of a dancing sailor to keep Russian
 submarines out of Swedish waters.
 PINKNEWS.CO.UK
 fantasticworldofflanneldoodle
 Is this what war is now?
 odinsnotwearingmakeup
 We finally weaponized gay chicken
 frosty-the-snowdern
 I told y'all about the time at Adeevka, right?
 sleepycleric
 Tell us a story, Frosty!
 frosty-the-snowder
 I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to
 take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs
 (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even
 touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there
 are about 400 or so meters away from each other,
 so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other
 side can actually hear you
 Up to this point, I'd observed a guy dropping his
 phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the
 Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could
 reliably make people leave the room by asking them
 "would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck
 a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked
 in the ass", so it's at this point in the trenches that a
 flash of inspiration hits me
 In my best Russian (which was utterly broken
 but "proper" Russian grammar is barbaric
 caveman-speak anyway) I scream out "next guy that
 shoots is gay". And I swear to whatever god exists
 that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was
 some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit
Swedens ultimate weapon.
                
            

            
            
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    Weaponized: On behalf of the rest of the United
 States we also accept this holiday
 Okayplayer @okayplayer
 It's official! August 4th will now be known as
 Barack Obama Day' in Illinois. bit.ly/
 BODIllinois
<p><a href="https://jinxtus.tumblr.com/post/171609463710/association-of-free-people-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">jinxtus</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/171602443599/libertarirynn-easilyirritated" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171601916014/easilyirritated-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://easilyirritated.tumblr.com/post/171601743056/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">easilyirritated</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171601630809/rightwingmischling-thevoluntaryist" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171595903065/thevoluntaryist-perspectivemax-he-murdered" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thevoluntaryist.tumblr.com/post/171589116469/perspectivemax-he-murdered-children-just-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">thevoluntaryist</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://perspectivemax.tumblr.com/post/171588620303/he-murdered-children-just-like-the-presidents" class="tumblr_blog">perspectivemax</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>He murdered children just like the presidents before him. Why should he get a day?</p></blockquote>
This is the man Illinois is celebrating.<ul><li>
<a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Ftexas%2Fstatements%2F2016%2Foct%2F21%2Fjill-stein%2Fjill-stein-green-party-candidate-correct-about-us-%2F&amp;t=M2FiMjA3YzlhNzU4NTQyMjYzY2I5OTlkZjlkZDk5OGMwYjc2OTlhNixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">He
bombed seven nations at once</a>. Families literally sleep in the
same room so if there’s a drone strike they die together. <br/></li>
<li>He initiated the
habit of <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fpolitics%2Farchive%2F2012%2F05%2Funder-obama-men-killed-by-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists%2F257749%2F&amp;t=ZmJlNDY5ZjJmYWE2YzRhYTE4NjViYjQxMjQ5YmQ2NzZmNjQwM2M2MixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">designating all males over 17 as enemy combatants if
they’re in the area of targets to “decrease” the civilian death counts</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He made it policy that <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAnwar_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YzYyYzBiNTk4ZmFiMzcwMmNhYmQxNmQ3NDY5MmI1OGJjMWJkZjY2NSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">US citizens can be killed if they’re in foreign nations</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He made <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAbdulrahman_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YWMzMjcyMGJjNmU4NWEwMDRjOTY1NDk3ODhjNWY2YmI3ZWM1NmQ4YixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">teenagers primary targets</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.snopes.com%2Fobama-deported-more-people%2F&amp;t=MzU2YWE5Zjc4ODVjMzU5YTY3ZmM5MmJjM2FkYzRlOTI4MGFlZmViMyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">deported more people than any other president</a> back
to the violence they fled from.</li>
<li> He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Fpunditfact%2Fstatements%2F2014%2Fjan%2F10%2Fjake-tapper%2Fcnns-tapper-obama-has-used-espionage-act-more-all-%2F&amp;t=MDhlZDEyMzBjNTUzZDJmM2IzMDZlMmIxZWNkOWY2YTU4N2IzN2U1ZCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">prosecuted and jailed more whistleblowers than any other
president</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtontimes.com%2Fnews%2F2013%2Fapr%2F24%2Fbush-policies-still-alive-in-obama-white-house%2F&amp;t=MjlhNzI5MmFiYTM5ZDdjNzJkZTkwNDg5ZWViODM0ZDZjMGY5YmViNyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">continued</a> and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alternet.org%2Fstory%2F144449%2Fobama_far_outdoes_bush_in_escalating_war_--_the_numbers_will_surprise_you&amp;t=OGY1MTAxNWY4NmQxMTUyNzViNzdlOTQ4NmNiMWViMzBhZjQ4ZTIyNCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">escalated</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fpolicy%2Fnational-security%2F243850-obama-signs-nsa-bill-renewing-patriot-act-powers&amp;t=MjY0NjJjMjUxOTNlN2Q4NWQ0ZTJkY2FkOTY0MDMyN2Y4ZTc3NWE1YyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0"> every</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwgbh%2Ffrontline%2Farticle%2Fobama-on-mass-government-surveillance-then-and-now%2F&amp;t=NzljM2UxYWY5NTljZTBhN2E4MjExMjA4MjM1ZmQxMjdjNWUyMWVhMixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">one</a> of Bush juniors policies and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democracynow.org%2F2016%2F10%2F11%2Fobama_is_killing_yemen_a_yemeni&amp;t=MTFjNjhkZTQ1NGQ0NDdkNGZmZTZmMmFiNDRiZDFmZmM3YTFmNmNmOCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">associated his name with terror</a> the world
over.</li>
<li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fcommentisfree%2F2017%2Fjan%2F09%2Famerica-dropped-26171-bombs-2016-obama-legacy&amp;t=MWRhNzU2MDJmMTk0YzQ0NDVkMjk4NTkzMGVlNjZmOTkxYzBjYjg4NixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">dropped 26,000 bombs</a> in the final year of his presidency.</li>
<li>He was the <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Ftheantimedia.org%2Fthat-awkward-moment-when-one-nobel-peace-prize-winner-bombs-another%2F&amp;t=NjM4NDAyYzczYzcwZDAzZGI4ZDAyYTk4NTBhNWQ0MTM1MDkzMDlkZSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">only Nobel Peace Prize winner to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize winner.</a>
</li>
<br/></ul></blockquote>
<p>&gt;implying deporting illegas and killing terrorist is bad</p>
</blockquote>

<p>He killed innocent children you absolute walnut.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>i dont like Obama AT ALL but this is bullshit</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdulrahman_al-Awlaki"> Except that it isn’t.</a> 

Were you gonna like, provide any kind of facts or sources to support what you said or just announce “that’s bullshit” and call it a day?</p></blockquote>

<p>Let’s not forget he’s also the constitutional scholar that expanded and entrenched NSA mass surveillance, tried to build a case for gun control by gun running for Mexican cartels and weaponized agencies like the IRS and FBI to attack political opposition. </p></blockquote>

<p>Lmao, is anyone going to talk about the absolute shithead we currently have for a president</p></blockquote>

<p>Yes. Approximately 1 trillion people have and will continue to criticize Trump. The whataboutism is getting old.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Weaponized: On behalf of the rest of the United
 States we also accept this holiday
 Okayplayer @okayplayer
 It's official! August 4th will now be known as
 Barack Obama Day' in Illinois. bit.ly/
 BODIllinois
<p><a href="https://jinxtus.tumblr.com/post/171609463710/association-of-free-people-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">jinxtus</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/171602443599/libertarirynn-easilyirritated" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171601916014/easilyirritated-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://easilyirritated.tumblr.com/post/171601743056/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">easilyirritated</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171601630809/rightwingmischling-thevoluntaryist" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171595903065/thevoluntaryist-perspectivemax-he-murdered" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thevoluntaryist.tumblr.com/post/171589116469/perspectivemax-he-murdered-children-just-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">thevoluntaryist</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://perspectivemax.tumblr.com/post/171588620303/he-murdered-children-just-like-the-presidents" class="tumblr_blog">perspectivemax</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>He murdered children just like the presidents before him. Why should he get a day?</p></blockquote>
This is the man Illinois is celebrating.<ul><li>
<a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Ftexas%2Fstatements%2F2016%2Foct%2F21%2Fjill-stein%2Fjill-stein-green-party-candidate-correct-about-us-%2F&amp;t=M2FiMjA3YzlhNzU4NTQyMjYzY2I5OTlkZjlkZDk5OGMwYjc2OTlhNixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">He
bombed seven nations at once</a>. Families literally sleep in the
same room so if there’s a drone strike they die together. <br/></li>
<li>He initiated the
habit of <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fpolitics%2Farchive%2F2012%2F05%2Funder-obama-men-killed-by-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists%2F257749%2F&amp;t=ZmJlNDY5ZjJmYWE2YzRhYTE4NjViYjQxMjQ5YmQ2NzZmNjQwM2M2MixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">designating all males over 17 as enemy combatants if
they’re in the area of targets to “decrease” the civilian death counts</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He made it policy that <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAnwar_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YzYyYzBiNTk4ZmFiMzcwMmNhYmQxNmQ3NDY5MmI1OGJjMWJkZjY2NSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">US citizens can be killed if they’re in foreign nations</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He made <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAbdulrahman_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YWMzMjcyMGJjNmU4NWEwMDRjOTY1NDk3ODhjNWY2YmI3ZWM1NmQ4YixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">teenagers primary targets</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.snopes.com%2Fobama-deported-more-people%2F&amp;t=MzU2YWE5Zjc4ODVjMzU5YTY3ZmM5MmJjM2FkYzRlOTI4MGFlZmViMyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">deported more people than any other president</a> back
to the violence they fled from.</li>
<li> He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Fpunditfact%2Fstatements%2F2014%2Fjan%2F10%2Fjake-tapper%2Fcnns-tapper-obama-has-used-espionage-act-more-all-%2F&amp;t=MDhlZDEyMzBjNTUzZDJmM2IzMDZlMmIxZWNkOWY2YTU4N2IzN2U1ZCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">prosecuted and jailed more whistleblowers than any other
president</a>. <br/></li>
<li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtontimes.com%2Fnews%2F2013%2Fapr%2F24%2Fbush-policies-still-alive-in-obama-white-house%2F&amp;t=MjlhNzI5MmFiYTM5ZDdjNzJkZTkwNDg5ZWViODM0ZDZjMGY5YmViNyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">continued</a> and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alternet.org%2Fstory%2F144449%2Fobama_far_outdoes_bush_in_escalating_war_--_the_numbers_will_surprise_you&amp;t=OGY1MTAxNWY4NmQxMTUyNzViNzdlOTQ4NmNiMWViMzBhZjQ4ZTIyNCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">escalated</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fpolicy%2Fnational-security%2F243850-obama-signs-nsa-bill-renewing-patriot-act-powers&amp;t=MjY0NjJjMjUxOTNlN2Q4NWQ0ZTJkY2FkOTY0MDMyN2Y4ZTc3NWE1YyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0"> every</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwgbh%2Ffrontline%2Farticle%2Fobama-on-mass-government-surveillance-then-and-now%2F&amp;t=NzljM2UxYWY5NTljZTBhN2E4MjExMjA4MjM1ZmQxMjdjNWUyMWVhMixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">one</a> of Bush juniors policies and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democracynow.org%2F2016%2F10%2F11%2Fobama_is_killing_yemen_a_yemeni&amp;t=MTFjNjhkZTQ1NGQ0NDdkNGZmZTZmMmFiNDRiZDFmZmM3YTFmNmNmOCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">associated his name with terror</a> the world
over.</li>
<li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fcommentisfree%2F2017%2Fjan%2F09%2Famerica-dropped-26171-bombs-2016-obama-legacy&amp;t=MWRhNzU2MDJmMTk0YzQ0NDVkMjk4NTkzMGVlNjZmOTkxYzBjYjg4NixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">dropped 26,000 bombs</a> in the final year of his presidency.</li>
<li>He was the <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Ftheantimedia.org%2Fthat-awkward-moment-when-one-nobel-peace-prize-winner-bombs-another%2F&amp;t=NjM4NDAyYzczYzcwZDAzZGI4ZDAyYTk4NTBhNWQ0MTM1MDkzMDlkZSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">only Nobel Peace Prize winner to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize winner.</a>
</li>
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<p>&gt;implying deporting illegas and killing terrorist is bad</p>
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<p>He killed innocent children you absolute walnut.</p>
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<p>i dont like Obama AT ALL but this is bullshit</p>
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<p><a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdulrahman_al-Awlaki"> Except that it isn’t.</a> 

Were you gonna like, provide any kind of facts or sources to support what you said or just announce “that’s bullshit” and call it a day?</p></blockquote>

<p>Let’s not forget he’s also the constitutional scholar that expanded and entrenched NSA mass surveillance, tried to build a case for gun control by gun running for Mexican cartels and weaponized agencies like the IRS and FBI to attack political opposition. </p></blockquote>

<p>Lmao, is anyone going to talk about the absolute shithead we currently have for a president</p></blockquote>

<p>Yes. Approximately 1 trillion people have and will continue to criticize Trump. The whataboutism is getting old.</p>
                
            

            
            
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 Still surprised by Google's insanity? Go on
 Google Images and search for:
 American inventors
 White couple
 White woman with children
 European history people
 - European people art
 Happy american couple
 White man and white woman
 Happy white american man
 Happy white american woman
 Happy white american child
 Also, feel free to ask Google:
 Who created white people?
 Who created black people?
 Welcome to 2017.
 They're now trying to erase your/our history
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<p><a href="http://weaponizedhorse.tumblr.com/post/165305722387/astralnymph-fakepalestine" class="tumblr_blog">weaponizedhorse</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://astral--nymph.tumblr.com/post/165303671044/fakepalestine-ada-thecyborg-what-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">astral–nymph</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://fakepalestine.tumblr.com/post/165301950783/ada-thecyborg-what-the-fuck-google-it-i" class="tumblr_blog">fakepalestine</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://ada-thecyborg.tumblr.com/post/165300911489/what-the-fuck-google-it-i-fucking-dare-you-i" class="tumblr_blog">ada-thecyborg</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><b><i>WHAT. THE. FUCK.</i></b></p>
<p><b><i>GOOGLE IT.</i></b></p>
<p><b><i>I FUCKING DARE YOU.</i></b></p>
<p>I googled it all, and it fucking blew my mind. Also, made me really bloody angry.</p>
<p><i>(Taging some blogs that I like and that will probably have the same reaction as me:​ <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mixXhlp4GtnL7PQThI-7o3g">@libfas</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/meSVlpwqdq8IeNwDe-xtSWQ">@gaylibertariansc</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/ml5ofWTUZ-q-Atz5PeAUU0Q">@nyc-conservative</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mAOwDorIsZ1Wy5JU2GH20Cg">@fakepalestine</a>) </i></p>
<p>I mean, <i>have you seen this shit?</i></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Trolls trolled the algorithm and google hasn’t shown interest in fixing it for 2 years. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the fuck </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Maybe instead of searching “white Couple/woman” you shOuld Search “caucasian” Cause It Comes back witH multiple people On White backgrounds ect. just BE spEcific No Ones Trying to Take SHit away from you, your just stupid. And “american” Does not eQual White </p></blockquote>

<p>Some of you guys need to calm your tits. Inventors results included Alexander Graham Bell and Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Edison, I didn&rsquo;t even have to scroll down to find a white woman with white children, and weaponized is right, if you search &ldquo;Caucasian&rdquo; you get all the white couples your heart desires. Take a deep breath and stop acting like liberals desperate to find something to be offended by.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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 Google Images and search for:
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 White couple
 White woman with children
 European history people
 - European people art
 Happy american couple
 White man and white woman
 Happy white american man
 Happy white american woman
 Happy white american child
 Also, feel free to ask Google:
 Who created white people?
 Who created black people?
 Welcome to 2017.
 They're now trying to erase your/our history
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<p><a href="http://weaponizedhorse.tumblr.com/post/165305722387/astralnymph-fakepalestine" class="tumblr_blog">weaponizedhorse</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://astral--nymph.tumblr.com/post/165303671044/fakepalestine-ada-thecyborg-what-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">astral–nymph</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://fakepalestine.tumblr.com/post/165301950783/ada-thecyborg-what-the-fuck-google-it-i" class="tumblr_blog">fakepalestine</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://ada-thecyborg.tumblr.com/post/165300911489/what-the-fuck-google-it-i-fucking-dare-you-i" class="tumblr_blog">ada-thecyborg</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><b><i>WHAT. THE. FUCK.</i></b></p>
<p><b><i>GOOGLE IT.</i></b></p>
<p><b><i>I FUCKING DARE YOU.</i></b></p>
<p>I googled it all, and it fucking blew my mind. Also, made me really bloody angry.</p>
<p><i>(Taging some blogs that I like and that will probably have the same reaction as me:​ <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mixXhlp4GtnL7PQThI-7o3g">@libfas</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/meSVlpwqdq8IeNwDe-xtSWQ">@gaylibertariansc</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/ml5ofWTUZ-q-Atz5PeAUU0Q">@nyc-conservative</a> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mAOwDorIsZ1Wy5JU2GH20Cg">@fakepalestine</a>) </i></p>
<p>I mean, <i>have you seen this shit?</i></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Trolls trolled the algorithm and google hasn’t shown interest in fixing it for 2 years. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>What the fuck </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Maybe instead of searching “white Couple/woman” you shOuld Search “caucasian” Cause It Comes back witH multiple people On White backgrounds ect. just BE spEcific No Ones Trying to Take SHit away from you, your just stupid. And “american” Does not eQual White </p></blockquote>

<p>Some of you guys need to calm your tits. Inventors results included Alexander Graham Bell and Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Edison, I didn&rsquo;t even have to scroll down to find a white woman with white children, and weaponized is right, if you search &ldquo;Caucasian&rdquo; you get all the white couples your heart desires. Take a deep breath and stop acting like liberals desperate to find something to be offended by.</p>
                
            

            
            
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