🐣 25+ Best Memes About Watches

Watches: justcatposts: I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives. (via)

justcatposts: I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives. (via)

Watches: justcatposts: “I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives.” (Source)

justcatposts: “I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives.” (Source)

Watches: duxford-air-museum: wizardshark: dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this Everyone I know watches cooking shows like this

duxford-air-museum: wizardshark: dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this Everyone I know watches cooking sh...

Watches: sonneillonv: violent-cisbian: lesbianplayinanimalcrossing: violent-cisbian: thevirginmaryswomb: radcybergoth: blackswallowtailbutterfly: ryderdai: the-pump-king: morphimus: charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: queen-of-dirt: charlesoberonn: notaboyscout: charlesoberonn: memory-thought: charlesoberonn: updogonline: It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong. I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. You can see the inside of the cardboard though. This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set. it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door. I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal. American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last. Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls. Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood. Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that. Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is. Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes. Read this article. https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality Then watch this video. Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️ I’m in Canada. I haven’t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself. It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,? No we don’t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone it’s usually just a “feature wall” that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on. Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily. why would anyone build something like that? didn’t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? don’t y'all learn from your childhood? I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam. Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it. You could kick right through it. Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife. Needless to say I’m having it replaced. -laughs in solid wooden door-

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Watches: gardenburger: charlesoberonn: notaboyscout: charlesoberonn: memory-thought: charlesoberonn: updogonline: It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong. I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. You can see the inside of the cardboard though. This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set. it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. lmao some of yall never had parents that punched holes thru doors and it shows I…. yeah.

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Watches: Me: *actually watches an ad without skipping it* YouTube: Another ad Is this their way to say thank you?

Is this their way to say thank you?

Watches: *Watches Netflix peacefully* *Remembers about the presentations/pending works/ responsibilities* *Watches Netflix stressfully*

Watches: Britney Spears @britneyspears Following Fancy running into this guy!Sucha sweetheart!! Well, I was at LAX. I was flying alone to Hawaii. I was waitingiformy flight to board.lsaw a woman approaching me..." "She came up and said, Oh, Mr. O'Neill, I love Modern,Family. You're my favorite on the show. Could you please?" "Sothe next day m manager texts me What is this?' Fifty-three thousand likes! didn't know it was her Lookatthe look on my face Do l Look like Pm sitting With Britney Spears? foxhack: aggressivelynihilistic: buzzfeed: Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later I have this theory that Britney is one of those celebrities who can like… turn it on, nd can choose to have that aura about her, and when she doesn’t want to be ~Britney Spears~ she can just turn it off again I saw this comment and had to reblog it. She really does. After the therapy she went through a few years back (because of all the messed up things she had happen to her growing up), she’s a regular mom who also happens to be a musical superstar. Look at her in the photo. She doesn’t even look like glamorous. She looks like… a thirty-ish year old mom who sits down and watches Ed O’Neill on TV every week after helping her kids do homework. Perfectly average. And that’s a good thing. I’m glad she’s happy now.

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Watches: I just want someone who will kiss me when l'm mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it's sweaty and thinks I'm beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Watches: Kashana @kashanacauley We've all been there, Karen. Joel Franco @Officia lJoelF 20h Karen is now a tropical depression and could fall apart "at any time," according to the NHC. Not expected to get very far. Show this thread TN NC 35N, SC 8 AM Sun MS GA AL Bermuda 8 AM Sat 30N 11 AM Fri 8 PM Sat 25N Bahamas Cuba 65W 85W 80W 75W 55W 70W 60W Forecast positions: Tropical Cyclone O Post/Potential TC Sustained winds: S 39-73 mph H 74-110 mph M> 110 mph 50W Tropical Depression Karen Friday September 27, 2019 | 11 AM AST Advisory 22 NWS National Hurricane Center Current information: x Center location 28.8 N 59.6 W Maximum sustained wind 35 mph Movement ENE at 8 mph D 39 mph Potential track area: Warnings: Hurricane Watches: Current wind extent: Day 4-5 Trop Stm Hurricane Day 1-3 Trop Stm Hurricane Trop Stm

Watches: r/Parenting u/mybustersword 1d So we just had a kid (a bit tmi) Humour Parenting Relationships And I'm not sure if this belongs here but I can't stop laughing at it. Our son was born early so he's in the NICU getting stronger and bigger. My wife has to use a pump for her breastmilk to feed him while he's in there. And when she does it at home she watches Netflix on our ps4. I have the original Playstation startup sound for it to play upon powerup. Today we discovered that because of her routine, instead of the sound of a baby crying, she starts to lactate at the original Playstation startup noise. We tested it a few times, I even played it on my phone and she started leaking. This is hilarious to me, she's a little miffed 1, Share 4.1k 124

Watches: II Sexty-Nine -actually mom -kink shames Bullshit Satan aryeezus -highkey stressed -hella stubborn -not actually -hungry 24/7 -cheated on their finals all the time Satan -is a cinnamon -will fight u -wishes Pokemon -just wants to cuddle roll -cries a lot were real mp m. Libruh refuses to be yped in comic Leyooooooo0o0 Virghoe -inside all day -has a tumblr aesthetic blog Scorpius Malfoy -legit horndog -thinks they are deep but in reality no -is actually Hillary Clinton 0000000000000 0000000000000 sans ms 0000000000000 -actual princess -needs sugar daddy 0000000000000 -hates 00000000 everyone -thats it Capricorndog Aliens Fucking Fish -owns too many Saggy Pants -doesn't shower -shit cook, okay -is satan -closeted baker blankets -can't flirt meme whore -conspiracy theorist -weeb trash -calls smut art -genuinely liked the U2 -needs to pee rn -still watches album cartoons

Watches: Mr. Friendship · 22 hours ago Po is the most powerful being in the universe because he's black, white, and Asian. This means, he can say the N-Word, get away with the police, and watches too much anime without turning into a weaboo. a 10 542 VIEW 10 REPLIES He’s too dangerous to be kept alive

He’s too dangerous to be kept alive

Watches: Mr. Friendship · 22 hours ago Po is the most powerful being in the universe because he's black, white, and Asian. This means, he can say the N-Word, get away with the police, and watches too much anime without turning into a weaboo. a 10 542 VIEW 10 REPLIES He’s too dangerous to be kept alive by Tazz104 MORE MEMES

He’s too dangerous to be kept alive by Tazz104 MORE MEMES

Watches: When an anime character watches hentai. Are they watching hentai or regular porn? CIT V I don't need sleep. I need answers.

Watches: RU ING ME? 33 WHAT A RE No. We're staying married. awesomesthesia: who still watches the Simpson’s?

awesomesthesia: who still watches the Simpson’s?

Watches: nevver: Who watches The Watchmen, Ana Miminoshvili

nevver: Who watches The Watchmen, Ana Miminoshvili

Watches: My doctor My mom Me explaining how if I drink 18 million 5 hour energies will live forever Some watches TheOdd1sOut

Some watches TheOdd1sOut

Watches: Teacher: Porn degrades women Me, who watches porn without any women: my superior intellect outshines you all

Watches: Oooco A REAL ORUKHAR 00 SISHER OF BATTLE!ADORA magnifigal: > watches She-ra ONCE> Already doodles Warhammer 40k Aus because of COURSE.Listen, I just wanted to draw Adora in SOB armour. Why does it always have to escalate like this.@spaceinvaydr @fuukonomiko @pholcidae

magnifigal: > watches She-ra ONCE> Already doodles Warhammer 40k Aus because of COURSE.Listen, I just wanted to draw Adora in SOB armour...

Watches: COOL FACTS #85 THE FIRST WATCHES WERE MADE IN THE 16TH CENTURY. HOWEVER, THEY WE IN FACT SPHERICAL AND USUALLY WORN ON A RIBBON AROUND THE NECK

Watches: WATCHES YOU ABSORBA DRAGON'S SOUL "MAYBE I'M THE DRAGON BORN ANDIJUST DONTKNOW IT YET" imglip.com 8 years ago, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim was released https://t.co/P9kL7Jr69j

8 years ago, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim was released https://t.co/P9kL7Jr69j

Watches: A QA Tester walks into a bar: He orders a beer. He orders 3 beers He orders 2976412836 beers. He orders 0 beers. He orders -1 beer. He orders q beers. He orders nothing El ordena una cerveza He orders a deer. He tries to leave without paying He starts ordering a beer, then throws himself through the window half way through. He orders a beer, gets his receipt, then tries to go back. He orders a beer, goes to the door of the bar, throws a handful of cookies into the street, then goes back to the bar to see if the barmaid still recognises him. He orders a beer, and watches very carefully while the barmaid puts his order into the till to make sure nothing in his request got lost along the way. He starts ordering a beer, and tries to talk the barmaid into handing over her personal details. He orders a beer, sneaks into the back, turns off the power to the till, and waits to see how the barmaid reacts, and what she says to him. He orders a beer while calling in thousands of robots to order a beer at exactly the same time. A QA Tester walks into a bar

A QA Tester walks into a bar

Watches: anxsepticeyeity: karmadash-is-reylotrash: inked-up-devil-doc: lasimms: sugar-women: nicolas-px: moe-moe-watches: once-delight: xavantina: drsofialamb: the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad The Return of Jafar charliekelly69: i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar: Ouch Esmorolda and Corpet kelverse I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter SDHKKDHKSDFH

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Watches: NO RECEIPT=NO RETURNS NO TAGS NO RETURNS CLEARANCEDIJEWELRY/WATCHES/SALE ITEMS RETURNS NO YES KAREN, THIS SIGN IS GOOD ENOUGH. TRY ME NO KAREN, WE DO NOT HAVE TO MENTION THE RETURN POLICY AT THE INITIAL SALE OUR RETURN POLICY IS PRINTED ON THE BACK OF THE RECEIPT. THE DETAILS ARE ALSO ON THE WEBSITE -NO KAREN, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER NO KAREN IAM NOT GOING TO CALL ANYONE FOR YOU She gonna burn the place down https://t.co/StcqjUrObr

She gonna burn the place down https://t.co/StcqjUrObr

Watches: .People who watch the -emmys awards People who watch the Grammys- awards Me who watches the Pornhub awards sip mountainmemes: More of the best memes at http://mountainmemes.tumblr.com

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Watches: Me: Watches Joker with my psychologist girlfriend Her: That's not how the brain works! My life isn’t a tragedy, it’s a fucking comedy

My life isn’t a tragedy, it’s a fucking comedy

Watches: watches porn me: this intro is taking too long 'skips one minute they eating ass me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story I’m in this picture and I (don’t) like it (?)

I’m in this picture and I (don’t) like it (?)

Watches: When the homeowner watches YouTube videos of the project they hired you to do You know, I'm something of an expert myself Thoughts of a contractor

Thoughts of a contractor

Watches: Kashana @kashanacauley We've all been there, Karen. Joel Franco @Officia lJoelF 20h Karen is now a tropical depression and could fall apart "at any time," according to the NHC. Not expected to get very far. Show this thread TN NC 35N, SC 8 AM Sun MS GA AL Bermuda 8 AM Sat 30N 11 AM Fri 8 PM Sat 25N Bahamas Cuba 65W 85W 80W 75W 55W 70W 60W Forecast positions: Tropical Cyclone O Post/Potential TC Sustained winds: S 39-73 mph H 74-110 mph M> 110 mph 50W Tropical Depression Karen Friday September 27, 2019 | 11 AM AST Advisory 22 NWS National Hurricane Center Current information: x Center location 28.8 N 59.6 W Maximum sustained wind 35 mph Movement ENE at 8 mph D 39 mph Potential track area: Warnings: Hurricane Watches: Current wind extent: Day 4-5 Trop Stm Hurricane Day 1-3 Trop Stm Hurricane Trop Stm

Watches: KURR 21:34:58 In soviet Russia the television watches you by Gravvua MORE MEMES

In soviet Russia the television watches you by Gravvua MORE MEMES

Watches: To watch cartoons? Dad can I watch tv? rrenr Actually watches the game with my dad like a boss Yeeees. @hOme_made_meme quality time Love you dad

Love you dad

Watches: ana-may @anabananaqtpie 4m Мood Joel Franco@OfficialJoelF25m Karen is now a tropical depression and could fall apart "at any time," according to the NHC. Not expected to get very far. II NC 35N Sc 8 AM Sun MS GA AL Bermuda 8 AM Sat 30N 11 AM Fri 8 PM Sat 25N Cuba 85W 80W 75W 70W 65W 60W 55W 50W Tropical Depression Karen Friday September 27, 2019 11 AM AST Advisory 22 NWS National Hurricane Center Forecast positions: Tropical Cyclone O Post/Potential TC Sustained winds: S 39-73 mph H 74-110 mph M> 110 mph Current information: x Center location 28.8 N 59.6 W Maximum sustained wind 35 mph Movement ENE at 8 mph D 39 mph Warnings: Potential track area: 88Day 4-5 Watches: Current wind extent: Hurricane Hurricane Day 1-3 Trop Stm Hurricane Trop Stm Trop Stm meirl

meirl

Watches: Not to brag but I’m at a fancy portable toilet where a giant picture of Steve McQueen watches you pee https://t.co/WTnVrxpEIZ

Not to brag but I’m at a fancy portable toilet where a giant picture of Steve McQueen watches you pee https://t.co/WTnVrxpEIZ

Watches: People in 2016: "Spongebob is irrelevant now. No one watches it." II Reddit: Don't worry Spongebob, Pm coming back for ya! Don’t let it die

Don’t let it die

Watches: death sits in the chair across from me and watches. death sees but has no eye's. death knows but has no mind. we often sit together in the night. death has one move left. I have none.

Watches: LATESTREADINGS.COM Driver who kicked stray dog watches car get destroyed after same dog returns with friends God is very quick these days My next attempt at this meme format

My next attempt at this meme format

Watches: death sits in the chair across from me and watches. death sees but has no eyes death knows but has no mind we often sit together in the night. death has one move left I have none.

Watches: LATESTREADINGS.COM Driver who kicked stray dog watches car get destroyed after same dog returns with friends Me and the boys just destroying a car Good job doggos

Good job doggos

Watches: LATESTREADINGS.COM Driver who kicked stray dog watches car get destroyed after same dog returns with friends Me and the boys just destroying a car Good job doggos

Good job doggos

Watches: LATESTREADINGS.COM Driver who kicked stray dog watches car get destroyed after same dog returns with friends Me and the boys just destroying a car Good job doggos by sejin_mb MORE MEMES

Good job doggos by sejin_mb MORE MEMES

Watches: Can we go to the gym tomorrow Sure Abby Baby* Oh boy here we go Read 8:59 PM iMessage UBGR111 Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

Watches: *Watches Mitchell Tribusky throw a pass* Everyone: https://t.co/7itjEYqaj3

*Watches Mitchell Tribusky throw a pass* Everyone: https://t.co/7itjEYqaj3

Watches: The girl I babysit has made me watch Wall-e at least 10 times so l assumed it was her favorite movie but today her mom told me that she watches it because she thinks it's my favorite movie 6/20/18, 9:31 AM 1,160 Retweets 16.8K Likes My favourite movie is now Wall-E

My favourite movie is now Wall-E

Watches: SCOTTY @MarylandMudflap buys $204 worth of groceries gets home puts groceries away puts bags in recycling pours a whiskey drinks it pours a whiskey drinks it looks in fridge pours a whiskey watches 2 hours of Vine compilations drinks it order $63.20 worth of Chinese delivery passes out after 2 egg rolls from twitter.com/marylandmudflap

from twitter.com/marylandmudflap

Watches: SCOTTY @MarylandMudflap buys $204 worth of groceries gets home puts groceries away puts bags in recycling pours a whiskey drinks it pours a whiskey drinks it looks in fridge pours a whiskey watches 2 hours of Vine compilations drinks it order $63.20 worth of Chinese delivery passes out after 2 egg rolls Love it

Love it

Watches: lightningrei:i’ve been rewatching kill la kill with my mom while she watches it for the first timeBruh I watch it behind my mom’s back wtf

lightningrei:i’ve been rewatching kill la kill with my mom while she watches it for the first timeBruh I watch it behind my mom’s back wtf

Watches: do you have all the log books for service history? how much to fill her up? Does she hold 70litres? Today 3:08 pm Could do with some work to it, most fun on weekends. No log books or service history sorry. Doesn't cost much to fill up and holds enough fuel to get around all weekend fuck No logs books I might bring my dad along, see what he thinks let him take it for a spin Wouldn't you rather take it for a drive yourself? Yes but usually my dad watches Sent Type a message. GIF Her bio made her sound like a car. I played along…

Her bio made her sound like a car. I played along…

Watches: Me watches porn and wonders why there is nO sound My brother with my Bluetooth headphones on TO GHALLORDC Weod (L DOOM is Doom awesomesthesia: Did u get it though?

awesomesthesia: Did u get it though?

Watches: Tweet Desus Nice @desusnice santa watches you all year without reaching out then drops hella gifts on you one day and bounces. thats a deadbeat dad 12/24/17, 8:32 PM 3,783 Retweets 11.7K Likes Σ Santa can’t pay child support but makes sure his son gets that Lamborghini power wheels by nitroxp3 MORE MEMES

Santa can’t pay child support but makes sure his son gets that Lamborghini power wheels by nitroxp3 MORE MEMES

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momentous

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