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Advice, Bad, and God: PSA: Post op? Wash your damn vagina. (self.MtF) submitted 11 hours ago by Ohgodimgross For the love of god this story is disgusting, but if you've had or are having the operation, then I'd suggest this advice Had the op about 5 years ago. So I sort of fell into a slop. I don't really get much action, so I don't really dilate, or end up with anything inside very often at all. At the time I was told to dilate, and douche. I didn't like the douching, and I heard multiple different things from others. "I just dilate then use a pad til the morning" "I just wipe off with tissue and let my body deal with the rest". For me, I just didn't wash inside me, because I didn't dilate, so nothing could really get gross in there, I thought. It turns out I'm wrong. I was having sex this evening, and at one point, I stopped because I felt something weird. So I put my fingers in there and the back of my vagina had a rough, not very nice texture. So I kind of scraped around a bit with my finger and I had a bit of orange stuff come out. Not much, and I'd had yellow stuff before. So I supposed it was smegma The texture remained so I kept using my fingers to work around More and more orange stuff. And finally I took out a weird chunk. A huge chunk. It was a cluster of pubic hair, and orange smegma. And more, and more. Like so much more just kept falling out. So I suppose over the last couple of years, while I've not been dilating, my vagina's slowly let all sorts of hair just slowly work its way up towards the top. And since it doesn't clean itself out, it just accumulates a bunch of dead, gross orange buildup around the hair. PSA: Dilate and douche. I'm never leaving it to get like this ever again cisdude: lanque-hates-terfs: mtfselfdrag: just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neovagina today 🤢 Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isn’t anyone’s duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it. The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did. please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product. neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described.
Advice, Bad, and God: PSA: Post op? Wash your damn vagina. (self.MtF)
 submitted 11 hours ago by Ohgodimgross
 For the love of god this story is disgusting, but if you've had or are
 having the operation, then I'd suggest this advice
 Had the op about 5 years ago. So I sort of fell into a slop. I don't
 really get much action, so I don't really dilate, or end up with
 anything inside very often at all.
 At the time I was told to dilate, and douche. I didn't like the
 douching, and I heard multiple different things from others. "I just
 dilate then use a pad til the morning" "I just wipe off with tissue and
 let my body deal with the rest". For me, I just didn't wash inside
 me, because I didn't dilate, so nothing could really get gross in
 there, I thought.
 It turns out I'm wrong. I was having sex this evening, and at one
 point, I stopped because I felt something weird. So I put my fingers
 in there and the back of my vagina had a rough, not very nice
 texture. So I kind of scraped around a bit with my finger and I had a
 bit of orange stuff come out. Not much, and I'd had yellow stuff
 before. So I supposed it was smegma
 The texture remained so I kept using my fingers to work around
 More and more orange stuff. And finally I took out a weird chunk. A
 huge chunk. It was a cluster of pubic hair, and orange smegma. And
 more, and more. Like so much more just kept falling out.
 So I suppose over the last couple of years, while I've not been
 dilating, my vagina's slowly let all sorts of hair just slowly work its
 way up towards the top. And since it doesn't clean itself out, it just
 accumulates a bunch of dead, gross orange buildup around the hair.
 PSA: Dilate and douche. I'm never leaving it to get like this ever
 again
cisdude:
lanque-hates-terfs:


mtfselfdrag:

just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neovagina today 🤢

Everyone needs to clean their vaginas, you asshole. Just as you need to clean every other area of your body. No, it isn’t anyone’s duty to eat ANYBODY out, doing sexual acts such as that is a choice for the partners performing it.

The woman in this Reddit post made a bad mistake, but she learned a lesson and is advising others to not make the same mistake that she did.


please for the love of god dont clean your vagina (the vaginal canal, the inside, in case you dont know what vagina means), it is self cleaning, washing or douching your vagina ruins the pH and vaginal flora, putting you at risk for yeast infections. the only thing you need to do is wash your vulva (the outside) with an appropriate product.
neovaginas, though, NEED to be washed and douched, or else you get something like the reddit op described.

cisdude: lanque-hates-terfs: mtfselfdrag: just like an ordinary vagina you guys!! lesbians, do your duty and eat out a trans woman’s neov...

Bilbo, Calvin Johnson, and Carolina Panthers: JK Rowling @jk_rowling Follow | Just unfollowed a man whom I thought was smart and funny, because he called Theresa May a whore. 1/14 RETWEETS LIKES 2,498 9,315 8:59 AM-9 Jun 2017 4,297 2.5K 9.3K Tweet your reply J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling 20nm Replying to ojk rowling If you can't disagree with a woman without reaching for all those filthy old insults, screw you and your politics. 2/14 J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling 20m I'm sick of "liberal' men whose mask slips every time a woman displeases them who reach immediately for crude and humiliating words 3/14 651.4K 6.1K J.K. Rowling @jk rowling . 20m associated with femaleness, act like old-school misogynists and then preen themselves as though they've been brave. 4/1-4 16 600 3.8K J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 19m When you do this, Mr Liberal Cool Guy, you ally yourself, wittingly or not, with the men who send women violent pornographic images 5/14 14 5083.7K J.K. Rowling @jk-rowling . 19m and rape threats, who try by every means possible to intimidate women out of politics and public spaces, both real and digital. 6/14 13 4763.5K J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 19m 'Cunt', 'whore' and, naturally, rape. We're too ugly to rape, or we need raping, or we need raping and killing. 7/14 45 4673.4K J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 18m Every woman I know who has dared express an opinion publically has endured this kind of abuse at least once, 8/14 31 557 3.6K J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 17m rooted in an apparent determination to humiliate or intimidate her on the basis that she is female. 9/14 17 433 3.1K J.K. Rowling @jk-rowling . 17m If you want to know how much fouler it gets if you also happen to be black or gay, ask Diane Abbot or Ruth Davidson. 10/14 21 411 3.1K J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 16m I don't care whether we're talking about Theresa May or Nicola Sturgeon or Kate Hooey or Yvette Cooper or Hillary Clinton: 11/14 21 4193.1K J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 16m femaleness is not a design flaw. If your immediate response to a woman who displeases you 12/14 35 7894.0K J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 15m is to call her a synonym for her vulva, or compare her to a prostitute, then drop the pretence and own it: you're not a liberal. 13/14 52 7074.0K J.K. Rowling @jk-rowling . 15m You're a few short steps away from some guy hiding behind a cartoon frog. 14/14 geminiloveca: joerojasburke:an excellent and salutary rant from J.K. Rowling
Bilbo, Calvin Johnson, and Carolina Panthers: JK Rowling
 @jk_rowling
 Follow |
 Just unfollowed a man whom I thought was
 smart and funny, because he called Theresa
 May a whore. 1/14
 RETWEETS LIKES
 2,498 9,315
 8:59 AM-9 Jun 2017
 4,297 2.5K 9.3K
 Tweet your reply
 J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling 20nm
 Replying to ojk rowling
 If you can't disagree with a woman without reaching for all those filthy old insults,
 screw you and your politics. 2/14
 J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling 20m
 I'm sick of "liberal' men whose mask slips every time a woman displeases them
 who reach immediately for crude and humiliating words 3/14
 651.4K 6.1K

 J.K. Rowling @jk rowling . 20m
 associated with femaleness, act like old-school misogynists and then preen
 themselves as though they've been brave. 4/1-4
 16
 600
 3.8K
 J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 19m
 When you do this, Mr Liberal Cool Guy, you ally yourself, wittingly or not, with the
 men who send women violent pornographic images 5/14
 14
 5083.7K
 J.K. Rowling @jk-rowling . 19m
 and rape threats, who try by every means possible to intimidate women out of
 politics and public spaces, both real and digital. 6/14
 13
 4763.5K
 J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 19m
 'Cunt', 'whore' and, naturally, rape. We're too ugly to rape, or we need raping, or
 we need raping and killing. 7/14
 45
 4673.4K

 J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 18m
 Every woman I know who has dared express an opinion publically has endured
 this kind of abuse at least once, 8/14
 31
 557
 3.6K
 J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 17m
 rooted in an apparent determination to humiliate or intimidate her on the basis
 that she is female. 9/14
 17
 433
 3.1K
 J.K. Rowling @jk-rowling . 17m
 If you want to know how much fouler it gets if you also happen to be black or
 gay, ask Diane Abbot or Ruth Davidson. 10/14
 21
 411 3.1K
 J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 16m
 I don't care whether we're talking about Theresa May or Nicola Sturgeon or Kate
 Hooey or Yvette Cooper or Hillary Clinton: 11/14
 21
 4193.1K
 J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 16m
 femaleness is not a design flaw. If your immediate response to a woman who
 displeases you 12/14
 35
 7894.0K
 J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling 15m
 is to call her a synonym for her vulva, or compare her to a prostitute, then drop
 the pretence and own it: you're not a liberal. 13/14
 52
 7074.0K
 J.K. Rowling @jk-rowling . 15m
 You're a few short steps away from some guy hiding behind a cartoon frog.
 14/14
geminiloveca:

joerojasburke:an excellent and salutary rant from J.K. Rowling

geminiloveca: joerojasburke:an excellent and salutary rant from J.K. Rowling

Cute, Fresh, and Fucking: SHAVING YOUR VAGINA EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY EXPECTATIONS REALITY easysnooze: montressorberks: strictly-clitly: lezgetqueer: la-babyyk: oh-w0w-but-fuckyou: hollowedskin: puppy-eskimopie: adventuresofanaerialist: chaiiiteaprincess: cooolasssluusshhh: tattooed-lotus: I swear I just shed a tear cause my soul was just touched. 😢 LMAO YES 😫 UGH!!!! all too fucking accurate Shaving your vagina hacks: 1) Don’t use shaving cream. It leaves too much stubble. Use conditioner instead. 2) always use a fresh razor. If one isn’t available you can hone your razor by rubbing it in the opposite direction that you shave in on your jeans or similar fabric. Make sure it’s sharp! 3) To avoid a rash/razor burn, apply unscented stick deodorant in the direction of hair growth after you towel off. ^ god bless you seconding the deoderant trick, helps with ingrowns too Im gonna add more onto here bc everyone deserves a shaved coochie that is smooth and non-irritated okay:- if your hair is really thick or hasn’t been shaved for a while i’d advise trimming it a bit before you start shaving.- it is suggested that when you shave you go in the direction the hair grows but then wait, that doesn’t actually remove much hair?? So I usually do it sideways going from one side to the other, so you aren’t going against the grain but are still removing the hair.- deffo use conditioner as it states above, i’ve also heard of people using coconut oil? But i haven’t tried that yet so idk how well it works.- okay so you shaved your coochie and it looks so cute so the next thing is, as soon as you step out the bath/shower get a wet flannel as cold as you can handle (i usually get this ready in the sink before i get in the bath/shower) and basically just pat the whole area with the cold water (DO NOT RUB) this helps close all the pores straight away and soothes the irritation.- the next step is to moisurise. Use something really gentle on the skin, unscented is best. I use baby oil but please don’t use that unless you don’t plan on having sex using condoms as ~baby oil erodes condoms~ again some people use coconut oil. - Don’t ever put any oils, conditioner, moisturiser inside your vagina or like near your vulva like don’t even use any product at all past the external labia please. - usually if this is the first time you have done it or you haven’t for a while let your skin settle a week or so if not longer as some irritation will likely occur and you don’t want to be shaving over the top of that. Trust me, I tried to shave at 14 and had no idea how to do it and ended up in a mess.Reblog to save a coochie. reblog to save a coochie Thank you Coconut oil works wonders btw. Started this post like ‘yes I will reblog because I can relate’ and ended it like ‘yes I will reblog for valuable information’ Does this work for guys cause it looks like I have herpes but I don’t and shavings hard
Cute, Fresh, and Fucking: SHAVING YOUR VAGINA
 EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY
 EXPECTATIONS
 REALITY
easysnooze:

montressorberks:

strictly-clitly:

lezgetqueer:

la-babyyk:

oh-w0w-but-fuckyou:

hollowedskin:

puppy-eskimopie:

adventuresofanaerialist:

chaiiiteaprincess:

cooolasssluusshhh:

tattooed-lotus:

I swear I just shed a tear cause my soul was just touched. 😢

LMAO YES 😫

UGH!!!! all too fucking accurate

Shaving your vagina hacks: 1) Don’t use shaving cream. It leaves too much stubble. Use conditioner instead. 2) always use a fresh razor. If one isn’t available you can hone your razor by rubbing it in the opposite direction that you shave in on your jeans or similar fabric. Make sure it’s sharp! 3) To avoid a rash/razor burn, apply unscented stick deodorant in the direction of hair growth after you towel off.

^ god bless you

seconding the deoderant trick, helps with ingrowns too

Im gonna add more onto here bc everyone deserves a shaved coochie that is smooth and non-irritated okay:- if your hair is really thick or hasn’t been shaved for a while i’d advise trimming it a bit before you start shaving.- it is suggested that when you shave you go in the direction the hair grows but then wait, that doesn’t actually remove much hair?? So I usually do it sideways going from one side to the other, so you aren’t going against the grain but are still removing the hair.- deffo use conditioner as it states above, i’ve also heard of people using coconut oil? But i haven’t tried that yet so idk how well it works.- okay so you shaved your coochie and it looks so cute so the next thing is, as soon as you step out the bath/shower get a wet flannel as cold as you can handle (i usually get this ready in the sink before i get in the bath/shower) and basically just pat the whole area with the cold water (DO NOT RUB) this helps close all the pores straight away and soothes the irritation.- the next step is to moisurise. Use something really gentle on the skin, unscented is best. I use baby oil but please don’t use that unless you don’t plan on having sex using condoms as ~baby oil erodes condoms~ again some people use coconut oil. - Don’t ever put any oils, conditioner, moisturiser inside your vagina or like near your vulva like don’t even use any product at all past the external labia please. - usually if this is the first time you have done it or you haven’t for a while let your skin settle a week or so if not longer as some irritation will likely occur and you don’t want to be shaving over the top of that. Trust me, I tried to shave at 14 and had no idea how to do it and ended up in a mess.Reblog to save a coochie.

reblog to save a coochie

Thank you

Coconut oil works wonders btw.

Started this post like ‘yes I will reblog because I can relate’ and ended it like ‘yes I will reblog for valuable information’

Does this work for guys cause it looks like I have herpes but I don’t and shavings hard

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