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He was once just like us
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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He was once just like us
                
            

            
            
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He was once just like us

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Us: srsfunny:

He doesn’t need us anymore…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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He doesn’t need us anymore…
                
            

            
            
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    Us: Let us all unite under the supreme leader air dancers. by cupcakelowmemer
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    Us: Let us all unite under the supreme leader air dancers.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Us: Something that brings us all together.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Well yes but actually no US related post
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Us: Our neighborhood owl is getting real comfortable with us.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Us: He owes us from those last few tweets. But it’s also tic tok that has to go. by kaleb270
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    Us: He owes us from those last few tweets. But it’s also tic tok that has to go.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Us: The day of reckoning is upon us…
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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burntcopper:

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dat-soldier:

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back the fuck up


There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Us: inquisitorhotpants:

burntcopper:

futureevilscientist:

optimysticals:

uovoc:

konec0:

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up


There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

                
            

            
            
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    Us: novelty-gift-ideas:CHRIS PALMER - THE CAPTAIN’S PARROT on Apple Music /  on Spotify /  Cover Art
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Us: take us to your leader
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Us: They psyched us hard
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Most of us have done this
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Most of us have done this
                
            

            
            
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    Us: Where would we be without open source? According to this, we’re all communists at heart… Thanks for reminding us Microsoft.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Us: All of us guys know how it is
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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THAT’S US!!!!!!!!!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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THAT’S US!!!!!!!!!
                
            

            
            
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THAT’S US!!!!!!!!!

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Us: srsfunny:

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
                
            

            
            
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Us: Let us all beseech the blessings of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Let us all beseech the blessings of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Us: they had us in the first half ngl
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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they had us in the first half ngl

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







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    Us: It must be one of us
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Us: There is hope for us gamers!! We too can get laid
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Us: There is hope for us gamers!! We too can get laid
                
            

            
            
There is hope for us gamers!! We too can get laid

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Us: My Granny has cooked me and my bro “boy cake” since i was a toddler. After 10 years shes decided to upgrade us
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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My Granny has cooked me and my bro “boy cake” since i was a toddler. After 10 years shes decided to upgrade us

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







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    Us: More People Are Starting to Understand Us (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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More People Are Starting to Understand Us (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Us: There is hope for us gamers!! We too can get laid by twopeas_onepod
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    Us: There is hope for us gamers!! We too can get laid
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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