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tums: kaylum archjelly THE TELETUBBIES HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS FEEL OLD YET? Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonicaly, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information. Um wat tums out they're called the tiddytubbies and they have names Daa Daa Nin Duggle Dee Mi-Mi RuRu most ikely umby pumby is la la's kid and duggle dee is p0's. Yelow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winlo. Dipsys is Daa daa because they're both green but Ook at daa daas antenna seems a bit similar to la la's no? ! a and dipsy had some shit on the side po, that other cheating tuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that's suspiciously similar to red and purple also check out that fucking antenna same as tinky winky's can't hide the facts po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren't theirs tinky winiky and dipsy also arent innocent in this the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue dipsy and tinky winky had mi m AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDs and theyre off getting some tubby custard on the side scandas galore in that damn superdome A diagram for everyone who does not understand either I found that the oniy pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentaily Po, Lala and Tinkywanky al have chidren with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheatng going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with doted ines. An orgy happened here LALA TINKYWANKY PO DIPSY AA DAA UMBY DUGGLEDEE MIMI, BAA RURU NIN PING 灏緒oodens. m just gonna....reblog this without comment Stares Why? f Im cursed with this information, you have to be too. Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren't all in on it together striderai god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve Are we all just going to over look the fact youre calling them Tinkywanky? Source: ibertaniryn 52,175 notes The Children of the Teletubbies
tums: kaylum archjelly
 THE TELETUBBIES
 HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS
 FEEL OLD YET?
 Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonicaly, fucked? Because I am
 very uncomfortable with that information.
 Um wat
 tums out they're called the tiddytubbies and they have names
 Daa
 Daa Nin
 Duggle
 Dee
 Mi-Mi
 RuRu
 most ikely umby pumby is la la's kid and duggle dee is p0's. Yelow and red
 make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru
 Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winlo. Dipsys is Daa daa because they're
 both green but Ook at daa daas antenna seems a bit similar to la la's no? !
 a and dipsy had some shit on the side
 po, that other cheating tuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and
 that's suspiciously similar to red and purple also check out that fucking
 antenna same as tinky winky's can't hide the facts po and la la were cheating
 on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren't theirs
 tinky winiky and dipsy also arent innocent in this the actual color of mi mi is an
 aqua green. green and blue dipsy and tinky winky had mi m AND they
 probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDs and theyre off getting some tubby
 custard on the side
 scandas galore in that damn superdome
 A diagram for everyone who does not understand either I found that the oniy
 pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and
 Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentaily Po, Lala and Tinkywanky al
 have chidren with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of
 cheatng going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of
 these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these
 children have been indicated with doted ines. An orgy happened here
 LALA
 TINKYWANKY
 PO
 DIPSY
 AA DAA
 UMBY
 DUGGLEDEE
 MIMI, BAA
 RURU
 NIN
 PING
 灏緒oodens.
 m just gonna....reblog this without comment
 Stares
 Why?
 f Im cursed with this information, you have to be too.
 Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren't all in on it together
 striderai
 god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve
 Are we all just going to over look the fact youre calling them Tinkywanky?
 Source: ibertaniryn
 52,175 notes
The Children of the Teletubbies

The Children of the Teletubbies

tums: penfairy I visited the museum and I heard two bros in the dinosaur exhibit having an earnest discussion about the best way to kill a T-Rex with a sword and what kind of armour should be worn into the battle and they spoke with such passion I really wish the scientific community could have heard them. I'd love to know how palaeontologists would weigh in on The Great Debate penfairy For instance, was the bro in the weed shorts right? is it pointless to wear heavy armour when battling a T-Rex? Is it truly better to go into battle naked wielding dual swords? Or was the bro in the backwards cap correct? Should you go for a double-handed sword and iron armour? Will light bouncing off the armour really confuse and blind the beast? Realistically, what protection is armour against a dinosaur? Was Weed Shorts right when he proposed to use his superior agility to slash its tendons and stab the eyes when he brought it down? Or was Backwards Cap right when he said charge and slash open its sot belly?? What is the truth??17? excessively-english-little-b Hello, palaeontologist-in-training herel Thought I'd have a litte think into this because hey, who wants to do coursework on trilobites when you could be considering T, rex instead? Light and maneuverable is probably best when facing a rex. It's big and t's powerful but it's not going to making any quick sharp tums any time soon. According to our current estimates, a T rex would be able to crush a small car with its jaws, so realistically, no amount of armour is gonna protect you if it grabs you If the T. rex manages to grab you you re dead regardless. It could probably eat you within a couple of bites if it was trying Figures 1 & 2: Theoretical T. rex bite-force model fucking up a mini. Thank you, Bill Oddie and BBC's The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs. As far as armour goes, lighter is better, and at the end of the day isn't going to mean shit anyway. T rex can't slash at you with claws, so it's bite or bust, and if it bites YOU'RE bust So, lets say a point to Weed Shorts. Why NOT fight a T rex butt naked with swords T rex had good binocular vision. Dont believe Jurassic Park's lies-T rex was a hunter and could probably see you brilliantly whether you moved or not. " .That said, a T rex's eyesight will work about the same as modem birds of prey. Think hawk, or eagle. I reckon light bouncing off anything would be a fairly minor hindrance, or at least, wouldn't affect it any more than any other hunting bird. So, using light to blind and confuse the rex? May potentially work but might be hard and wouldn't do much for long. Don't rely on this for strategy 蟿 rex actually had gastralia, sometimes called 'belly-ribs. protected and supported the internal organs. There would also be some seriously thick abdominal muscles to get through. Unless you're planning to do some precision stabbing with a very long sword, chances are you're not gonna be killing a rex by slicing open it's stomach. Also, being under its stomach is gonna put you in-reach of the Jaws of Death. These " I'm not sure how easy it would be, or how well it would work, to try and cut a T rex's tendons. Theoretically, sounds like it should work. However you're gonna need a lot of strength to get through them, probably I'd personally cut the throat rather than stab through the eyes once the rex is down, but that's probably personal preference. Once you've felled it, it's dead either wayl A T. rex unable to hunt is a dead T rex . Gastralia Figure 3: The gastralia of a T. rex. Bless u Scott Hartman for your skeletal As far as attack goes, the belly is not as weak a s pot as it seems. So, point to Weed Shorts on his execution plan. Sounds pretty solid. Overall, I'd say that Weed Shorts had the best plan to defeat the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex. If you ever see him again, congratulate him on his solid plan of attack My favorite thing about paleontologists (and any scientist really, but paleontologists in particular) is that you can ask them COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE questions and by God, they will give you a completely Serious answer Source penfairy move it #trex #dinosaurs #go for the throat is how wolverine did it #science side of tumblr So you need to sword fight a T. rex
tums: penfairy
 I visited the museum and I heard two bros in the dinosaur exhibit having an
 earnest discussion about the best way to kill a T-Rex with a sword and what kind
 of armour should be worn into the battle and they spoke with such passion I
 really wish the scientific community could have heard them. I'd love to know how
 palaeontologists would weigh in on The Great Debate
 penfairy
 For instance, was the bro in the weed shorts right? is it pointless to wear heavy
 armour when battling a T-Rex? Is it truly better to go into battle naked wielding
 dual swords? Or was the bro in the backwards cap correct? Should you go for a
 double-handed sword and iron armour? Will light bouncing off the armour really
 confuse and blind the beast? Realistically, what protection is armour against a
 dinosaur? Was Weed Shorts right when he proposed to use his superior agility
 to slash its tendons and stab the eyes when he brought it down? Or was
 Backwards Cap right when he said charge and slash open its sot belly?? What
 is the truth??17?
 excessively-english-little-b
 Hello, palaeontologist-in-training herel Thought I'd have a litte think into this
 because hey, who wants to do coursework on trilobites when you could be
 considering T, rex instead?
 Light and maneuverable is probably best when facing a rex. It's big and
 t's powerful but it's not going to making any quick sharp tums any time
 soon.
 According to our current estimates, a T rex would be able to crush a small
 car with its jaws, so realistically, no amount of armour is gonna protect you
 if it grabs you
 If the T. rex manages to grab you you re dead regardless. It could
 probably eat you within a couple of bites if it was trying
 Figures 1 & 2: Theoretical T. rex bite-force model fucking up a mini. Thank you,
 Bill Oddie and BBC's The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs.
 As far as armour goes, lighter is better, and at the end of the day isn't going to
 mean shit anyway. T rex can't slash at you with claws, so it's bite or bust, and if
 it bites YOU'RE bust So, lets say a point to Weed Shorts. Why NOT fight a T
 rex butt naked with swords
 T rex had good binocular vision. Dont believe Jurassic Park's lies-T
 rex was a hunter and could probably see you brilliantly whether you
 moved or not.
 "
 .That said, a T rex's eyesight will work about the same as modem birds of
 prey. Think hawk, or eagle. I reckon light bouncing off anything would be a
 fairly minor hindrance, or at least, wouldn't affect it any more than any
 other hunting bird.
 So, using light to blind and confuse the rex? May potentially work but might be
 hard and wouldn't do much for long. Don't rely on this for strategy
 蟿 rex actually had gastralia, sometimes called 'belly-ribs.
 protected and supported the internal organs. There would also be some
 seriously thick abdominal muscles to get through.
 Unless you're planning to do some precision stabbing with a very long
 sword, chances are you're not gonna be killing a rex by slicing open it's
 stomach. Also, being under its stomach is gonna put you in-reach of the
 Jaws of Death.
 These
 "
 I'm not sure how easy it would be, or how well it would work, to try and cut
 a T rex's tendons. Theoretically, sounds like it should work. However
 you're gonna need a lot of strength to get through them, probably
 I'd personally cut the throat rather than stab through the eyes once the rex
 is down, but that's probably personal preference. Once you've felled it, it's
 dead either wayl A T. rex unable to hunt is a dead T rex
 .
 Gastralia
 Figure 3: The gastralia of a T. rex. Bless u Scott Hartman for your skeletal
 As far as attack
 goes, the belly is not as weak a s
 pot as it seems. So, point to
 Weed Shorts on his execution plan. Sounds pretty solid.
 Overall, I'd say that Weed Shorts had the best plan to defeat the mighty
 Tyrannosaurus rex. If you ever see him again, congratulate him on his solid plan
 of attack
 My favorite thing about paleontologists (and any scientist really, but
 paleontologists in particular) is that you can ask them COMPLETELY BATSHIT
 INSANE questions and by God, they will give you a completely Serious answer
 Source penfairy move it #trex #dinosaurs
 #go for the throat is how wolverine did it
 #science side of tumblr
So you need to sword fight a T. rex

So you need to sword fight a T. rex

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