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Phones

Phones

Past
Past

Past

Its On
Its On

Its On

Lord Of
Lord Of

Lord Of

Tech
Tech

Tech

Stewart
Stewart

Stewart

When I Was
When I Was

When I Was

beautifull
 beautifull

beautifull

when you wake up
 when you wake up

when you wake up

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God, Stalking, and Star Trek: They EAT. They TALK. AND THEY FUCK It's a human, and if you're not scared, you should be. Humans seem friendly. What you might not know is just how "friendly" a human can be. Many galactic citizens have discovered, only too late, the relentless drive of the human... who will gladly mate with YOU. "This is overstated. I've interacted with several humans who have not attempted to mate with me." Be mindful! A human is a stalking predator, and may wait weeks, even months, for an opportunity .11 would not be attractive to a human and have nothing to fear." Humans have highly variable preferences and strategies. However, do recall that by the time humans experienced First Contact, they had already spent centuries producing entire libraries of speculative research about how they would someday attempt to mate with someone just like you. "I possess a simple cloaca and am incompatible with a human and their sexual practices." Humans are adaptable. There are proven instances of humans attempting mating behaviors on features far more novel than a mere cloaca or book lung. Humans have been known to engage in attempted intercourse with flaps, orificies, depressions, ridges, digits, chelicerae, and masses of all kinds. A human, bereft of a partner, may attempt to mate with a range of vessels, extensions, surfaces--or its own hands. "I have heard mating with a human can be pleasurable. What's the harm?" Humans form strong attachments and are insatiable. Galactic citizens who have partnered with a human have routinely died of dessication, puncture, and lethal chafing! ouyangdan: kaelio: kaelio: Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day. I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.
God, Stalking, and Star Trek: They EAT. They TALK.
 AND THEY FUCK
 It's a human, and if you're
 not scared, you should be.
 Humans seem friendly. What you
 might not know is just how "friendly"
 a human can be.
 Many galactic citizens have
 discovered, only too late, the
 relentless drive of the human...
 who will gladly mate with YOU.

 "This is overstated. I've interacted with several humans
 who have not attempted to mate with me."
 Be mindful! A human is a stalking predator, and may
 wait weeks, even months, for an opportunity
 .11 would not be attractive to a human and have
 nothing to fear."
 Humans have highly variable preferences and strategies.
 However, do recall that by the time humans experienced
 First Contact, they had already spent centuries producing
 entire libraries of speculative research about how they would
 someday attempt to mate with someone just like you.
 "I possess a simple cloaca and am incompatible with
 a human and their sexual practices."
 Humans are adaptable. There are proven instances of
 humans attempting mating behaviors on features far
 more novel than a mere cloaca or book lung. Humans
 have been known to engage in attempted intercourse with
 flaps, orificies, depressions, ridges, digits, chelicerae,
 and masses of all kinds.
 A human, bereft of a partner, may attempt to mate with a
 range of vessels, extensions, surfaces--or its own hands.
 "I have heard mating with a human can be pleasurable.
 What's the harm?"
 Humans form strong attachments and are insatiable.
 Galactic citizens who have partnered with a human have
 routinely died of dessication, puncture, and lethal chafing!
ouyangdan:

kaelio:

kaelio:
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.

ouyangdan: kaelio: kaelio: Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside o...

Star Trek, Tumblr, and Bears: space-pics: A new composite image of the galaxy cluster Abell 1033 bears a striking resemblance to the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek [2400x2395]
Star Trek, Tumblr, and Bears: space-pics:

A new composite image of the galaxy cluster Abell 1033 bears a striking resemblance to the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek [2400x2395]

space-pics: A new composite image of the galaxy cluster Abell 1033 bears a striking resemblance to the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek [...

America, Batman, and Harry Potter: Tim Doyle- print shop owner person. NakatomiTim When people say they just want 'good stories' and no politics or 'SJW issues in their entertainment-what they are saying is that when they were kids, they completely missed the subtext of every story, movie, comic book, etc they took in. These stories have always been political Tim Doyle- print shop owner per... 12h v Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, X-Men, Wonder Woman, on and on and orn these are Political / 'SJW' stories. And the message, if you were paying attention at all is one of inclusion, deep compassion for your fellow man, and social justice 3 139 546 Tim Dovle-print shop owner per... 12h So if you look at say, Ms. Marvel, The Last Jedi, Black Panther, or whatever and say- "I just want stories like when was a kid, get these politics outta my face!" The truth is- you weren't a very observant kid. And you grew into a stunted adult. You missed something vital 4 t 246 876 Tim Doyle- print shop owner per... '12h v Superman is a story of an immigrant coming to America, and we're all stronger by him being here. Spider-Man is about using your power to benefit everyone, not just yourself. Star Wars is anti-authoritarian, Star Trek is a socialist utopia driven by exploration and science 7 T,112 538 Tim Doyle- print shop owner per... .12h Harry Potter is about racism, and the idea of 'genetic superiority', and the insane idea of being better than someone else by the virtue of your birth These ideas are not even subtext- they're right in your damn face, if you bother to open your eyes 2 1376 464 Tim Doyle- print shop owner per... 12h v If anyone ever tells you that these new stories & movies have 'forced diversity or are pushing "Liberal Agendas"-what they are telling you is they missed everything about what made the stories they do like- great. yayfeminism: 👏🏻
America, Batman, and Harry Potter: Tim Doyle- print shop owner person.
 NakatomiTim
 When people say they just want 'good
 stories' and no politics or 'SJW issues in
 their entertainment-what they are
 saying is that when they were kids, they
 completely missed the subtext of every
 story, movie, comic book, etc they took
 in. These stories have always been
 political

 Tim Doyle- print shop owner per... 12h v
 Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter,
 Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, X-Men,
 Wonder Woman, on and on and orn
 these are Political / 'SJW' stories. And
 the message, if you were paying
 attention at all is one of inclusion, deep
 compassion for your fellow man, and
 social justice
 3
 139
 546
 Tim Dovle-print shop owner per... 12h
 So if you look at say, Ms. Marvel, The
 Last Jedi, Black Panther, or whatever
 and say- "I just want stories like when
 was a kid, get these politics outta my
 face!" The truth is- you weren't a very
 observant kid. And you grew into a
 stunted adult. You missed something
 vital
 4
 t 246
 876

 Tim Doyle- print shop owner per... '12h v
 Superman is a story of an immigrant
 coming to America, and we're all
 stronger by him being here. Spider-Man
 is about using your power to benefit
 everyone, not just yourself. Star Wars is
 anti-authoritarian, Star Trek is a socialist
 utopia driven by exploration and science
 7
 T,112
 538
 Tim Doyle- print shop owner per... .12h
 Harry Potter is about racism, and the
 idea of 'genetic superiority', and the
 insane idea of being better than
 someone else by the virtue of your birth
 These ideas are not even subtext-
 they're right in your damn face, if you
 bother to open your eyes
 2
 1376
 464
 Tim Doyle- print shop owner per... 12h v
 If anyone ever tells you that these new
 stories & movies have 'forced diversity
 or are pushing "Liberal Agendas"-what
 they are telling you is they missed
 everything about what made the stories
 they do like- great.
yayfeminism:
👏🏻

yayfeminism: 👏🏻

Meme, Star Trek, and Star: When I glimpse a thumbnail of Picard and get excited for a Star Trek post but its just a meme with someones shitty opinion. 
Meme, Star Trek, and Star: When I glimpse a thumbnail of Picard and get excited for a Star Trek post but its just a meme with someones shitty opinion. 

When I glimpse a thumbnail of Picard and get excited for a Star Trek post but its just a meme with someones shitty opinion. 

Dude, Fall, and Fam: orarewedancy So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek. So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with "Yo dude what's good? and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it's my favorite business interaction every day orarewedancy A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit GuysTM working went on mini rants. "Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn't trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can't get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional," and l saw one of the dude's wearing a teal shirt. It's fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you're gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful. I live for this commentary fam. Teal?? Get 👏 your 👏 self 👏 together
Dude, Fall, and Fam: orarewedancy
 So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this
 really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could
 use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined
 for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.
 So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in
 and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the
 goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their
 super expensive store and just get greeted with "Yo dude what's good? and talk
 about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it's my favorite
 business interaction every day
 orarewedancy
 A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the
 bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our
 systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit GuysTM working went
 on mini rants. "Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn't trust them to sell me a
 $9,000 ring when they can't get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional,"
 and l saw one of the dude's wearing a teal shirt. It's fall, and you go with teal?
 At least get a color to match your store if you're gonna ignore the seasons like
 that, Christ, but teal is awful.
 I live for this commentary fam.
Teal?? Get 👏 your 👏 self 👏 together

Teal?? Get 👏 your 👏 self 👏 together

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sixpenceee:

The Kalavantin Durg Trek in India. Anyone suffering from vertigo should avoid doing this trek. More interesting posts here.

I think not

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