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Books, Deer, and Gif: LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen Today we learned about Lyme disease and it's classic symptom: a bullseye rash (erythema migrans) formed around the area of a tick bite. A classmate of mine asked, "How is this diagnosed for those with darker skin?" Our professor struggled to give him a clear answer. 1/5 11:50 AM Oct 8, 2019 Twitter for iPho ne 2.1K Likes 845 Retweets LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h Replying to @LashNolen After class I decided to google what we learned to see what images came up. I wasn't surprised by what I found: a homogenous representation of the bullseye rash on white skin. . It's no wonder our professor didn't have a good answer to answer my classmate's question. 2/5 bullseye rash lyme X IMÁGENES TODOS SHOPPING NOTICIAS Más recientes Producto HD GIF it tick bites erythema migrans deer tick t1 37 1 323 LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h I'm learning more and more that medicine is taught in a way that is often times exclusionary and the treatment and manifestation of disease in those with melinated skin is treated as an afterthought, a "special case" of illness that students must do extra work to understand. 3/5 ti 140 2 785 LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h This left me with the following thoughts: 1. If stage 1 Lyme disease is taught to be recognized as a rash on white skin, how are we supposed to diagnose Lyme disease in our darker skinned patients? Does this mean Lyme disease will progress to later stages in these patients? 4/5 t 81 608 LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashN olen 13h 2. How does this later detection contritubute to the disparities we see in healthcare and what can we do in #med Ed to reduce these disparities and ensure students have the tools necessary to treat and diagnosis patients of all skin types equitably? 5/5 unfriendly-black-hijabi: wahtdahel: Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medical books should only serve as a framework but clinical expertise matters more. And this is why we need more black doctors. Black people are more likely to die from skin cancer for the same reason. It’s just diagnosed later.

Books, Deer, and Gif: LaShyra "Lash" Nolen
@LashNolen
Today we learned about Lyme disease
and it's classic symptom: a bullseye rash
(erythema migrans) formed around the
area of a tick bite.
A classmate of mine asked, "How is this
diagnosed for those with darker skin?"
Our professor struggled to give him a
clear answer. 1/5
11:50 AM Oct 8, 2019 Twitter for iPho ne
2.1K Likes
845 Retweets

LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
Replying to @LashNolen
After class I decided to google what we learned to
see what images came up. I wasn't surprised by
what I found: a homogenous representation of the
bullseye rash on white skin.
.
It's no wonder our professor didn't have a good
answer to answer my classmate's question. 2/5
bullseye rash lyme
X
IMÁGENES
TODOS
SHOPPING
NOTICIAS
Más recientes
Producto
HD
GIF
it
tick bites
erythema migrans
deer tick
t1 37
1
323
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
I'm learning more and more that medicine is
taught in a way that is often times exclusionary and
the treatment and manifestation of disease in
those with melinated skin is treated as an
afterthought, a "special case" of illness that
students must do extra work to understand. 3/5
ti 140
2
785
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
This left me with the following thoughts:
1. If stage 1 Lyme disease is taught to be
recognized as a rash on white skin, how are we
supposed to diagnose Lyme disease in our darker
skinned patients? Does this mean Lyme disease
will progress to later stages in these patients? 4/5
t 81
608
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashN olen 13h
2. How does this later detection contritubute to
the disparities we see in healthcare and what can
we do in #med Ed to reduce these disparities and
ensure students have the tools necessary to treat
and diagnosis patients of all skin types equitably?
5/5

unfriendly-black-hijabi:

wahtdahel:

Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medical books should only serve as a framework but clinical expertise matters more.
And this is why we need more black doctors.

Black people are more likely to die from skin cancer for the same reason. It’s just diagnosed later.

Books, Deer, and Gif: LaShyra "Lash" Nolen
@LashNolen
Today we learned about Lyme disease
and it's classic symptom: a bullseye rash
(erythema migrans) formed around the
area of a tick bite.
A classmate of mine asked, "How is this
diagnosed for those with darker skin?"
Our professor struggled to give him a
clear answer. 1/5
11:50 AM Oct 8, 2019 Twitter for iPho ne
2.1K Likes
845 Retweets

LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
Replying to @LashNolen
After class I decided to google what we learned to
see what images came up. I wasn't surprised by
what I found: a homogenous representation of the
bullseye rash on white skin.
.
It's no wonder our professor didn't have a good
answer to answer my classmate's question. 2/5
bullseye rash lyme
X
IMÁGENES
TODOS
SHOPPING
NOTICIAS
Más recientes
Producto
HD
GIF
it
tick bites
erythema migrans
deer tick
t1 37
1
323
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
I'm learning more and more that medicine is
taught in a way that is often times exclusionary and
the treatment and manifestation of disease in
those with melinated skin is treated as an
afterthought, a "special case" of illness that
students must do extra work to understand. 3/5
ti 140
2
785
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashNolen 13h
This left me with the following thoughts:
1. If stage 1 Lyme disease is taught to be
recognized as a rash on white skin, how are we
supposed to diagnose Lyme disease in our darker
skinned patients? Does this mean Lyme disease
will progress to later stages in these patients? 4/5
t 81
608
LaShyra "Lash" Nolen @LashN olen 13h
2. How does this later detection contritubute to
the disparities we see in healthcare and what can
we do in #med Ed to reduce these disparities and
ensure students have the tools necessary to treat
and diagnosis patients of all skin types equitably?
5/5

unfriendly-black-hijabi:

wahtdahel:

Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medical books should only serve as a framework but clinical expertise matters more.
And this is why we need more black doctors.

Black people are more likely to die from skin cancer for the same reason. It’s just diagnosed later.

unfriendly-black-hijabi: wahtdahel: Most of the medical research was done on white males and their response to medicine. This is why medic...

Cats, At&t, and Brain: 470 L AT&T LIC ORIGINALI Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With Scientific Study Researchers at Harvard are incredibly annoyed with a lab rat they describe as "a real asshole." "We're trying to research how obesity impacts brain function," explained Dr. Stu Macho. "To do that, we got all these normal rats and started observing them. Then this little fucker, we call him # 42 , starts eating a ton. He got super fat and starts walking into his cage walls like a moron when we try to observe him. But then, at night, he's completely normal. It's totally throwing off our data. He's being a real shithead." This isn't the first time #42 has ruined an experiment. Dr. Macho explains, "I once ran an experiment to test whether the scent of cats was frightening to rats. We gave them a treat every time they pushed a big red button. Then we sprayed it with cat scent. Literally every single rat was too scared to push the red button Imean, look at this little shithead except #42. He pushed it, winked, and then held his little paws out for his treat. He's such an asshole, his data screwed my entire thesis. myuuzaki Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell Asshole Rat

Cats, At&t, and Brain: 470 L
AT&T
LIC
ORIGINALI
Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With
Scientific Study
Researchers at Harvard are incredibly annoyed with a lab rat they describe as "a
real asshole."
"We're trying to research how obesity impacts brain function," explained Dr. Stu
Macho. "To do that, we got all these normal rats and started observing them.
Then this little fucker, we call him # 42 , starts eating a ton. He got super fat and
starts walking into his cage walls like a moron when we try to observe him. But
then, at night, he's completely normal. It's totally throwing off our data. He's
being a real shithead."
This isn't the first time #42 has
ruined an experiment. Dr. Macho
explains, "I once ran an experiment to
test whether the scent of cats was
frightening to rats. We gave them a
treat every time they pushed a big red
button. Then we sprayed it with cat
scent. Literally every single rat was
too scared to push the red button
Imean, look at this little shithead
except #42. He pushed it, winked,
and then held his little paws out for his treat. He's such an asshole, his data
screwed my entire thesis.
myuuzaki
Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell
Asshole Rat

Cats, At&t, and Brain: 470 L
AT&T
LIC
ORIGINALI
Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With
Scientific Study
Researchers at Harvard are incredibly annoyed with a lab rat they describe as "a
real asshole."
"We're trying to research how obesity impacts brain function," explained Dr. Stu
Macho. "To do that, we got all these normal rats and started observing them.
Then this little fucker, we call him # 42 , starts eating a ton. He got super fat and
starts walking into his cage walls like a moron when we try to observe him. But
then, at night, he's completely normal. It's totally throwing off our data. He's
being a real shithead."
This isn't the first time #42 has
ruined an experiment. Dr. Macho
explains, "I once ran an experiment to
test whether the scent of cats was
frightening to rats. We gave them a
treat every time they pushed a big red
button. Then we sprayed it with cat
scent. Literally every single rat was
too scared to push the red button
Imean, look at this little shithead
except #42. He pushed it, winked,
and then held his little paws out for his treat. He's such an asshole, his data
screwed my entire thesis.
myuuzaki
Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell
Asshole Rat

Asshole Rat

Sorry, Page, and Speed: Throckmorton @Chibburs Sorry, my cousin who EXAMPLE 7.4 SPEED AT THE Your cousin Throckmorton skateboar frictionless ramp. If we treat Throcky ticle, he moves through a quarter-cir (Fig. 7.9, next page). Throcky and his of 250 kg (a) Find his speed at the b Throckmorton tredlocity Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Sorry, Page, and Speed: Throckmorton
@Chibburs
Sorry, my cousin who
EXAMPLE 7.4 SPEED AT THE
Your cousin Throckmorton skateboar
frictionless ramp. If we treat Throcky
ticle, he moves through a quarter-cir
(Fig. 7.9, next page). Throcky and his
of 250 kg (a) Find his speed at the b
Throckmorton
tredlocity
Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Sorry, Page, and Speed: Throckmorton
@Chibburs
Sorry, my cousin who
EXAMPLE 7.4 SPEED AT THE
Your cousin Throckmorton skateboar
frictionless ramp. If we treat Throcky
ticle, he moves through a quarter-cir
(Fig. 7.9, next page). Throcky and his
of 250 kg (a) Find his speed at the b
Throckmorton
tredlocity
Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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TRICK OR TREAT!
SUPPOSED TO BE?
I'M AN I.R.S. AGENT.
DON'T FORGET TO PAY
YOUR $10OK WORTH OF
(HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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YEZEN S
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TRICK OR TREAT!
SUPPOSED TO BE?
I'M AN I.R.S. AGENT.
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YOUR $10OK WORTH OF
(HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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YEZEN S
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Kindness, Nice, and They: "Treat everyone with politeness and kindness, not because they are nice, but because you are." Roy Bennett

Kindness, Nice, and They: "Treat everyone with politeness and
kindness, not because they are nice, but
because you are."
Roy Bennett

Kindness, Nice, and They: "Treat everyone with politeness and
kindness, not because they are nice, but
because you are."
Roy Bennett

Hate Me, You, and Hate: If I treated you the way you treat me, you'd hate me.

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you'd hate me.

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you'd hate me.

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Girls, Spider, and SpiderMan: Why do girls only
like Chads who treat
them badly
Why do guys only
like trashy girls
Why can't I get any
damn pictures of
that Spider-Man!
memehumor:

Get them to him

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like Chads who treat
them badly
Why do guys only
like trashy girls
Why can't I get any
damn pictures of
that Spider-Man!
memehumor:

Get them to him

memehumor: Get them to him

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who treat us like were nothing?
https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Who, and Why: Why do I and everyone 0love pick people
who treat us like were nothing?
https://iglovequotes.net/

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"This medicine is used to treat
depression. Side effects may include
thoughts of suicide"
A classic.

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"This medicine is used to treat
depression. Side effects may include
thoughts of suicide"
A classic.

A classic.

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they only treat you
how they feel
about themselves

How, They, and You: 3:33 p.m.
they only treat you
how they feel
about themselves

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but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
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Dad, Girl, and Princess: me: dad, how do i make a girl
like me
dad: treat her like a princess
{later}
me: [executes her in a socialist
revolution]
06 Apr 19Twitter for And roid
733 Retweets 4,304 Likes
Ah crap here we go again

Dad, Girl, and Princess: me: dad, how do i make a girl
like me
dad: treat her like a princess
{later}
me: [executes her in a socialist
revolution]
06 Apr 19Twitter for And roid
733 Retweets 4,304 Likes
Ah crap here we go again

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Net, Who, and Why: Why do I and everyone 0love pick people who treat us like were nothing? https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Who, and Why: Why do I and everyone 0love pick people
who treat us like were nothing?
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Net, Who, and Why: Why do I and everyone 0love pick people
who treat us like were nothing?
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Funny, You, and Joke: Treat me like a joke and ll leave you ike ts funny.

Funny, You, and Joke: Treat me
like a joke
and
ll leave you
ike
ts funny.

Funny, You, and Joke: Treat me
like a joke
and
ll leave you
ike
ts funny.

Being Alone, Anime, and Children: kittensinsocks24: enecoo: idrawsmutinmysparetime: enecoo: zomagham: enecoo: sableyezer: enecoo: its-peeps: enecoo: glitchytripod: erikandcharlesarebi: enecoo: enecoo: I have no idea what the story of this anime is, and it’s pretty obvious who the protag is, but I’m gonna add character to the girls to the left with no face introducing these two background characters in this slice of life romantic comedy/drama - they love each other a lot, and the girl to the left is grumpy because her girlfriend to the right forgot to give her her good morning kiss. taller girl on the right is oblivious because she was so excited when they got up because she’s treating her girlfriend to a surprise date at the amusement park that she forgot to give her a good morning kiss. they’ll have their first smooch of the day at the very top of the ferris wheel 💋 the guy to the right of the protag (with the glasses) is a simple office worker who loves his family very very much and cannot wait to get back home to his children The guy on the far left is wanting to get home to make dinner. He lives alone, but he promised his kitten they would have some grilled fish as a treat! He loves her very much. The tall one behind the two girls just got back from a job interview. He didn’t get the job but he’s confidant he’ll get the next one. He needs to provide for his son and two daughters after all. Person to the left of the pink hair girl is a retired hit-man struggling to adjust to a normal life but hes recently found a woman that works at a cafe down the street from his new job and things seem to be going well. the man on the far far right is anxious as it’s his and his boyfriend first date aniversary and that’s the longest he lasted in a relationship, he is confident that this one will last tho A good post, we are healing them

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enecoo:

enecoo:

I have no idea what the story of this anime is, and it’s pretty obvious who the protag is, but I’m gonna add character to the girls to the left with no face

introducing these two background characters in this slice of life romantic comedy/drama - they love each other a lot, and the girl to the left is grumpy because her girlfriend to the right forgot to give her her good morning kiss.

taller girl on the right is oblivious because she was so excited when they got up because she’s treating her girlfriend to a surprise date at the amusement park that she forgot to give her a good morning kiss. they’ll have their first smooch of the day at the very top of the ferris wheel 💋

the guy to the right of the protag (with the glasses) is a simple office worker who loves his family very very much and cannot wait to get back home to his children

The guy on the far left is wanting to get home to make dinner. He lives alone, but he promised his kitten they would have some grilled fish as a treat! He loves her very much.

The tall one behind the two girls just got back from a job interview. He didn’t get the job but he’s confidant he’ll get the next one. He needs to provide for his son and two daughters after all.

Person to the left of the pink hair girl is a retired hit-man struggling to adjust to a normal life but hes recently found a woman that works at a cafe down the street from his new job and things seem to be going well.

the man on the far far right is anxious as it’s his and his boyfriend first date aniversary and that’s the longest he lasted in a relationship, he is confident that this one will last tho

A good post, we are healing them

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zomagham:

enecoo:

sableyezer:

enecoo:

its-peeps:

enecoo:

glitchytripod:

erikandcharlesarebi:

enecoo:

enecoo:

I have no idea what the story of this anime is, and it’s pretty obvious who the protag is, but I’m gonna add character to the girls to the left with no face

introducing these two background characters in this slice of life romantic comedy/drama - they love each other a lot, and the girl to the left is grumpy because her girlfriend to the right forgot to give her her good morning kiss.

taller girl on the right is oblivious because she was so excited when they got up because she’s treating her girlfriend to a surprise date at the amusement park that she forgot to give her a good morning kiss. they’ll have their first smooch of the day at the very top of the ferris wheel 💋

the guy to the right of the protag (with the glasses) is a simple office worker who loves his family very very much and cannot wait to get back home to his children

The guy on the far left is wanting to get home to make dinner. He lives alone, but he promised his kitten they would have some grilled fish as a treat! He loves her very much.

The tall one behind the two girls just got back from a job interview. He didn’t get the job but he’s confidant he’ll get the next one. He needs to provide for his son and two daughters after all.

Person to the left of the pink hair girl is a retired hit-man struggling to adjust to a normal life but hes recently found a woman that works at a cafe down the street from his new job and things seem to be going well.

the man on the far far right is anxious as it’s his and his boyfriend first date aniversary and that’s the longest he lasted in a relationship, he is confident that this one will last tho

A good post, we are healing them

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Think, Woman, and You: ARE THEY'RE NOT TREATING ME LIKE A WOMAN... IS IT JUST ME, OR... ...YOU DON'T HAVE TO TREAT ME SPECIALLY, SHIPPOU... I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTFUL SANGO

Think, Woman, and You: ARE THEY'RE NOT
TREATING ME LIKE A
WOMAN...
IS IT JUST ME, OR...

...YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TREAT
ME SPECIALLY,
SHIPPOU...
I THINK YOU'RE
BEAUTFUL
SANGO

Think, Woman, and You: ARE THEY'RE NOT
TREATING ME LIKE A
WOMAN...
IS IT JUST ME, OR...

...YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TREAT
ME SPECIALLY,
SHIPPOU...
I THINK YOU'RE
BEAUTFUL
SANGO

Dog, King, and Who: dog: im not wearing your f**king bag as a hat karen karen: who wants a treat?? dog: afatp Sulcid Karen: hey you f**king dog, what’s up you wearing my bag?

Dog, King, and Who: dog: im not wearing your f**king bag
as a hat karen
karen: who wants a treat??
dog:
afatp Sulcid
Karen: hey you f**king dog, what’s up you wearing my bag?

Dog, King, and Who: dog: im not wearing your f**king bag
as a hat karen
karen: who wants a treat??
dog:
afatp Sulcid
Karen: hey you f**king dog, what’s up you wearing my bag?

Karen: hey you f**king dog, what’s up you wearing my bag?

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material
ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material
ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material
ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material
ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Dancing, Love, and Respect: "You need someone who can help you reach your dreams and who can protect you from your fears. You need someone who will treat you with respect, love every part of you, especially your flaws. You should be with someone who can make you happy, really happy, dancing-on-air happy." Love, Rosie

Dancing, Love, and Respect: "You need someone who can
help you reach
your dreams and who can protect you from
your fears. You need someone who will treat
you with respect, love every part of you,
especially your flaws. You should be with
someone who can make you happy, really
happy, dancing-on-air happy."
Love, Rosie

Dancing, Love, and Respect: "You need someone who can
help you reach
your dreams and who can protect you from
your fears. You need someone who will treat
you with respect, love every part of you,
especially your flaws. You should be with
someone who can make you happy, really
happy, dancing-on-air happy."
Love, Rosie

America, Candy, and Halloween: coolwali hawkofthenight99 dewyntersisters if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are "too old for trick-or-treating" because that will literally break their hearts and that's not cool. dewyntersisters Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought l'd reblog this again archdemonblood And if "don't be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreaker" isn't enough for you, consider You can't tell how old a kid is just by looking. I've known multiple 5th graders who were taller than I am, and I'm 25 years old. With their faces hidden by masks, you won't be able to tell they're elementary schoolers, but they still are. Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or- treating, and they only get paid in candy. You don't know if that teenager is developmentally disabled. You don't know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience before You don't know if this is that teenager's first Halloween in America, and they just want to experience a piece of American culture. You don't know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the year. You don't know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head Source: boycub 382,278 notes Wholesome spooktober reminder via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2McwNzY

America, Candy, and Halloween: coolwali hawkofthenight99
dewyntersisters
if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them
candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from
a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil
tykes and dont you dare tell them they are "too old for trick-or-treating"
because that will literally break their hearts and that's not cool.
dewyntersisters
Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought l'd reblog this again
archdemonblood
And if "don't be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreaker" isn't enough for
you, consider
You can't tell how old a kid is just by looking. I've known multiple 5th
graders who were taller than I am, and I'm 25 years old. With their faces
hidden by masks, you won't be able to tell they're elementary schoolers,
but they still are.
Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or-
treating, and they only get paid in candy.
You don't know if that teenager is developmentally disabled.
You don't know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a
hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience
before
You don't know if this is that teenager's first Halloween in America, and
they just want to experience a piece of American culture.
You don't know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the
year.
You don't know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today
And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head
Source: boycub
382,278 notes
Wholesome spooktober reminder via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2McwNzY

America, Candy, and Halloween: coolwali hawkofthenight99
dewyntersisters
if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them
candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from
a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil
tykes and dont you dare tell them they are "too old for trick-or-treating"
because that will literally break their hearts and that's not cool.
dewyntersisters
Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought l'd reblog this again
archdemonblood
And if "don't be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreaker" isn't enough for
you, consider
You can't tell how old a kid is just by looking. I've known multiple 5th
graders who were taller than I am, and I'm 25 years old. With their faces
hidden by masks, you won't be able to tell they're elementary schoolers,
but they still are.
Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or-
treating, and they only get paid in candy.
You don't know if that teenager is developmentally disabled.
You don't know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a
hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience
before
You don't know if this is that teenager's first Halloween in America, and
they just want to experience a piece of American culture.
You don't know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the
year.
You don't know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today
And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head
Source: boycub
382,278 notes
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Wholesome spooktober reminder via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2McwNzY

Hello, Chicken, and Salmon: [chose your own adventure] what will you do? A. [knock on the box] B. [greet him gently] he says hello what will you do? A. [say hello] B. [offer him gifts] You give him treat! he examines it. what flavor did you chose? A. [salmon] B. [chicken] He denies Undo? [Yes] [No] Yes what flavor did you chose? A. [salmon] B. [chicken] He accepts! New friend acquired

Hello, Chicken, and Salmon: [chose your own adventure]
what will you do?
A. [knock on the box]
B. [greet him gently]
he says hello
what will you do?
A. [say hello]
B. [offer him gifts]
You give him treat!
he examines it.
what flavor did you chose?
A. [salmon]
B. [chicken]
He denies
Undo?
[Yes] [No]
Yes
what flavor did you chose?
A. [salmon]
B. [chicken]
He accepts!
New friend acquired

Hello, Chicken, and Salmon: [chose your own adventure]
what will you do?
A. [knock on the box]
B. [greet him gently]
he says hello
what will you do?
A. [say hello]
B. [offer him gifts]
You give him treat!
he examines it.
what flavor did you chose?
A. [salmon]
B. [chicken]
He denies
Undo?
[Yes] [No]
Yes
what flavor did you chose?
A. [salmon]
B. [chicken]
He accepts!
New friend acquired

New friend acquired

Dad, Drake, and Tumblr: post-elevator-us edgeofboring pepsicock purplepanda1999 dad and mom treat or trick josh and drake cheese and mac stop that thank you jelly and peanut butter George and Fred white and black Juliet and Romeo This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr Roll &rock spice and sugar Ashley and Mary-Kate I read these normally and then realized they are all backward like what even no please stop Abel and Cain Jerry and Tom cream 'n cookiles suffering and pain STOPPIT 17 Beweise dafür, dass die englische Sprache aufgehalten werden muss

Dad, Drake, and Tumblr: post-elevator-us
edgeofboring
pepsicock
purplepanda1999
dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on
tumblr
Roll &rock
spice and sugar
Ashley and Mary-Kate
I read these normally and then realized they are all
backward like what even
no please stop
Abel and Cain
Jerry and Tom
cream 'n cookiles
suffering and pain
STOPPIT
17 Beweise dafür, dass die englische Sprache aufgehalten werden muss

Dad, Drake, and Tumblr: post-elevator-us
edgeofboring
pepsicock
purplepanda1999
dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on
tumblr
Roll &rock
spice and sugar
Ashley and Mary-Kate
I read these normally and then realized they are all
backward like what even
no please stop
Abel and Cain
Jerry and Tom
cream 'n cookiles
suffering and pain
STOPPIT
17 Beweise dafür, dass die englische Sprache aufgehalten werden muss

17 Beweise dafür, dass die englische Sprache aufgehalten werden muss

America, God, and Head: penfairy Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained "why can't I treat everyone the same?" " don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful! "wouldn't using du' just show I like them?" until one guy conceded "I suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all banned from using du until I can trust you Cdeflare God help Japanese teachers in Australia. languageoclock if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is derinthemadscientist Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me. Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself and if you weren't using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone they'd take it to mean you hated them. hollowedskin 100% true. the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a fistfight Source: penfairy Stay awake at FUNSubstance.com AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI

America, God, and Head: penfairy
Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to
explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a
class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and
loudly complained "why can't I treat everyone the same?" "
don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful!
"wouldn't using du' just show I like them?" until one guy
conceded "I suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the
prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher
ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all
banned from using du until I can trust you
Cdeflare
God help Japanese teachers in Australia.
languageoclock
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
derinthemadscientist
Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We
don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or
learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty
standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to
America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that
strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me.
Australians could not be trusted with a language with
ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms
would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself
and if you weren't using the most informal version possible
within three sentences of meeting someone they'd take it to
mean you hated them.
hollowedskin
100% true.
the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a
fistfight
Source: penfairy
Stay awake at FUNSubstance.com
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI

America, God, and Head: penfairy
Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to
explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a
class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and
loudly complained "why can't I treat everyone the same?" "
don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful!
"wouldn't using du' just show I like them?" until one guy
conceded "I suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the
prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher
ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all
banned from using du until I can trust you
Cdeflare
God help Japanese teachers in Australia.
languageoclock
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
derinthemadscientist
Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We
don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or
learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty
standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to
America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that
strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me.
Australians could not be trusted with a language with
ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms
would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself
and if you weren't using the most informal version possible
within three sentences of meeting someone they'd take it to
mean you hated them.
hollowedskin
100% true.
the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a
fistfight
Source: penfairy
Stay awake at FUNSubstance.com
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI

Love, Celebrated, and How: "Dear Self: It's a shame how hard you are on yourself. You treat others with more love than you treat you. You deserve to be celebrated too."

Love, Celebrated, and How: "Dear Self: It's a shame how hard
you are on yourself. You treat
others with more love than you
treat you. You deserve to be
celebrated too."

Love, Celebrated, and How: "Dear Self: It's a shame how hard
you are on yourself. You treat
others with more love than you
treat you. You deserve to be
celebrated too."

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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A NICE
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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Confused, Fucking, and Gif: 5:38 YOU MATCHED WITH TALICIA ON 9/25/19 Can I be blunt I wish you would just want fucking Today 9:53 AM Is that all i am to you Talicia? A piece of meat? Well I just wanted to be blunt But no your not To be fair, i am a GODLY piece of meat. So honestly i can't even blame you Haha I'm so confused but let's hang out and not fuck I also am quite confused. One second you "just want fucking" and now you don't want to fuck? I gotta know what's going on Talicia I don't want to treat you like a piece of meat Are you going to treat me like a queen?? Today 10:35 AM Not that either Today 12:18 PM So you don't want to treat me like a piece of meat, you don't want to treat me like a queen, what can i expect Talicia? Treat you like a regular person Nothing lower nothing higher Woah. Now THATS bold! I like it Today 1:32 PM You're welcome Today 3:41 PM So do you want to be treated normal too? Today 5:22 PM No like a queen wait a minute. Hold up. So you get to be a queen and i get normal?? How is that fair? Lol fine P'll do normal Dammit Talicia how about we're both queens Okay fineee Great! Now when are we gonna fuck? Sent After we go on a date Send Type a message GIF Stitch It This was a wild ride

Confused, Fucking, and Gif: 5:38
YOU MATCHED WITH TALICIA ON 9/25/19
Can I be blunt
I wish you would
just want fucking
Today 9:53 AM
Is that all i am to you Talicia? A piece of
meat?
Well I just wanted to be blunt
But no your not
To be fair, i am a GODLY piece of meat.
So honestly i can't even blame you
Haha I'm so confused but let's hang out
and not fuck
I also am quite confused. One second
you "just want fucking" and now you
don't want to fuck? I gotta know what's
going on Talicia
I don't want to treat you like a piece of
meat
Are you going to treat me like a
queen??
Today 10:35 AM
Not that either
Today 12:18 PM
So you don't want to treat me like a
piece of meat, you don't want to treat
me like a queen, what can i expect
Talicia?
Treat you like a regular person
Nothing lower nothing higher
Woah. Now THATS bold!
I like it
Today 1:32 PM
You're welcome
Today 3:41 PM
So do you want to be treated normal
too?
Today 5:22 PM
No like a queen
wait a minute. Hold up.
So you get to be a queen and i get
normal?? How is that fair?
Lol fine P'll do normal
Dammit Talicia how about we're both
queens
Okay fineee
Great! Now when are we gonna fuck?
Sent
After we go on a date
Send
Type a message
GIF
Stitch It
This was a wild ride

Confused, Fucking, and Gif: 5:38
YOU MATCHED WITH TALICIA ON 9/25/19
Can I be blunt
I wish you would
just want fucking
Today 9:53 AM
Is that all i am to you Talicia? A piece of
meat?
Well I just wanted to be blunt
But no your not
To be fair, i am a GODLY piece of meat.
So honestly i can't even blame you
Haha I'm so confused but let's hang out
and not fuck
I also am quite confused. One second
you "just want fucking" and now you
don't want to fuck? I gotta know what's
going on Talicia
I don't want to treat you like a piece of
meat
Are you going to treat me like a
queen??
Today 10:35 AM
Not that either
Today 12:18 PM
So you don't want to treat me like a
piece of meat, you don't want to treat
me like a queen, what can i expect
Talicia?
Treat you like a regular person
Nothing lower nothing higher
Woah. Now THATS bold!
I like it
Today 1:32 PM
You're welcome
Today 3:41 PM
So do you want to be treated normal
too?
Today 5:22 PM
No like a queen
wait a minute. Hold up.
So you get to be a queen and i get
normal?? How is that fair?
Lol fine P'll do normal
Dammit Talicia how about we're both
queens
Okay fineee
Great! Now when are we gonna fuck?
Sent
After we go on a date
Send
Type a message
GIF
Stitch It
This was a wild ride

This was a wild ride

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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Traffic, Birds, and The Birds: I HAVE THE SAME RIGHT TO USE THE ROAD AS YOU TREAT ME LIKE A CAR! TREAT ME LIKE A TRAFFIC LIGHT! CLO Applies to all the Birds as well

Traffic, Birds, and The Birds: I HAVE THE SAME
RIGHT TO USE THE
ROAD AS YOU
TREAT ME
LIKE A CAR!
TREAT ME LIKE A
TRAFFIC LIGHT!
CLO
Applies to all the Birds as well

Traffic, Birds, and The Birds: I HAVE THE SAME
RIGHT TO USE THE
ROAD AS YOU
TREAT ME
LIKE A CAR!
TREAT ME LIKE A
TRAFFIC LIGHT!
CLO
Applies to all the Birds as well

Applies to all the Birds as well

Amazon, Email, and Necessity: Jac Rayner @GirlFromBlupo Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'l treat myself. 4/6/18, 2:22 AM 41.7K Retweets 232K Likes its just a habit

Amazon, Email, and Necessity: Jac Rayner
@GirlFromBlupo
Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat
because I needed one. Necessity, not
desire. I do not collect them. I am not a
toilet seat addict. No matter how
temptingly you email me, I'm not going
to think, oh go on then, just one more
toilet seat, I'l treat myself.
4/6/18, 2:22 AM
41.7K Retweets 232K Likes
its just a habit

Amazon, Email, and Necessity: Jac Rayner
@GirlFromBlupo
Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat
because I needed one. Necessity, not
desire. I do not collect them. I am not a
toilet seat addict. No matter how
temptingly you email me, I'm not going
to think, oh go on then, just one more
toilet seat, I'l treat myself.
4/6/18, 2:22 AM
41.7K Retweets 232K Likes
its just a habit

its just a habit

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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Halloween, Love, and Shit: Forbes Forbes IG @LESTER @Forbes FDA issues warning about black licorice for Halloween on.forbes.com/60138hOTx ws Insider Dinger @atf13atf "It tastes like shit" - FDA carls-croissant: aurumacadicus: Hahaha but in all seriousness the article says if you eat too much it tanks your potassium levels and causes an irregular heart rhythm or arrhythmia so keep that in mind if you (or someone you love) is part of the population who does enjoy it. “It tastes like shit” - FDA

Halloween, Love, and Shit: Forbes
Forbes
IG @LESTER
@Forbes
FDA issues warning about black
licorice for Halloween
on.forbes.com/60138hOTx
ws Insider Dinger
@atf13atf
"It tastes like shit" - FDA
carls-croissant:

aurumacadicus:
Hahaha but in all seriousness the article says if you eat too much it tanks your potassium levels and causes an irregular heart rhythm or arrhythmia so keep that in mind if you (or someone you love) is part of the population who does enjoy it.

“It tastes like shit” - FDA

Halloween, Love, and Shit: Forbes
Forbes
IG @LESTER
@Forbes
FDA issues warning about black
licorice for Halloween
on.forbes.com/60138hOTx
ws Insider Dinger
@atf13atf
"It tastes like shit" - FDA
carls-croissant:

aurumacadicus:
Hahaha but in all seriousness the article says if you eat too much it tanks your potassium levels and causes an irregular heart rhythm or arrhythmia so keep that in mind if you (or someone you love) is part of the population who does enjoy it.

“It tastes like shit” - FDA

carls-croissant: aurumacadicus: Hahaha but in all seriousness the article says if you eat too much it tanks your potassium levels and cause...

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
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How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
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MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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