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Love, Memes, and Party: *claps* "You're a jerk (x5)" 2009 niggas: @rapper2k Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just touch it and turn her on And when the bass start beatin' and the waist I'm beatin' Done I got on my way I'm leavin' she like where your goin' I ain't got my shoes and purse I said it's none of your concern and she yelled (your a jerk!) So I walked out the door, called Ben J. told him it's a function he said I'm on my way We pulled up to the party ices on my shirt and got geeked up everybody jerkin We was jerkin to the right jerkin to the left Then she popped out of nowhere she was still half dressed She like fareal jerk you love it but it's sumthin The whole party heard her but all I could hear was Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin(your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Jerk jerk jerk (jerkin) Everything quiet and the bass real hard And I stay geeked up never been a retard got a new boy swagg And this here for ya'll so we gotta keep it separate like the jim crowe laws I'm a beast I'm a gang and I guess I'm a jerk and I go thru big rounds Cause ya boy here a flirt man you call me a bottle with your lil jerk lines Then you say you brought it up but the jerk is mine You squeezin I'm squeezin but yo shit is wack Why you comin to the front you can push that back got ya girl on the side She talkin sum lil stuff while she textin on the phone Ben J. hit it rough So I did it was good and I quickly got dressed she was like where you goin There's another girl naked she screamed out loud Ben J.(your jerk!) And I had nothing to say but sorry that it hurts Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin' (your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know
Love, Memes, and Party: *claps*
 "You're a jerk (x5)"
 2009 niggas:
 @rapper2k
Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just touch it and turn her on And when the bass start beatin' and the waist I'm beatin' Done I got on my way I'm leavin' she like where your goin' I ain't got my shoes and purse I said it's none of your concern and she yelled (your a jerk!) So I walked out the door, called Ben J. told him it's a function he said I'm on my way We pulled up to the party ices on my shirt and got geeked up everybody jerkin We was jerkin to the right jerkin to the left Then she popped out of nowhere she was still half dressed She like fareal jerk you love it but it's sumthin The whole party heard her but all I could hear was Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin(your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Jerk jerk jerk (jerkin) Everything quiet and the bass real hard And I stay geeked up never been a retard got a new boy swagg And this here for ya'll so we gotta keep it separate like the jim crowe laws I'm a beast I'm a gang and I guess I'm a jerk and I go thru big rounds Cause ya boy here a flirt man you call me a bottle with your lil jerk lines Then you say you brought it up but the jerk is mine You squeezin I'm squeezin but yo shit is wack Why you comin to the front you can push that back got ya girl on the side She talkin sum lil stuff while she textin on the phone Ben J. hit it rough So I did it was good and I quickly got dressed she was like where you goin There's another girl naked she screamed out loud Ben J.(your jerk!) And I had nothing to say but sorry that it hurts Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin' (your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know

Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just ...

Animals, Basketball, and Ex's: My boy Ferris turned 3 today. He still thinks he's as small as when he was a puppy Pic: reddit u/ZarZarBinks22 @DrSmashlove So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the fvckery - all of it ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚: (1) Yesterday, one of my followers commented: โ€œRight now on my teenage daughter's bed is a large teddy bear her old boyfriend gave her and it's wearing a fleece hoodie that her new boyfriend gave her. This poor bear didn't ask for this $h!t!!๐Ÿคฃโ€ WHEN BOTH YO MAMA AND YO STUFFED ANIMALS ARE JUDGING U BABY GIRL U NEED TO HIT THAT PAUSE BUTTON ON YO LIFE AND GET RIGHT WITH GOD, I CANโ€™T ๐Ÿ˜‚. (2) Sometimes I get messages from my lil homegirls that I have have to simply repost with no explanation because the legend speaks for itself (herself? Lol): โ€œTo be honest I keep an old ex's basketball shorts at my place and lie and say they're mine...my overnight guests just want to believe they are the first homie to ever touch my precious flower so they believe it naively and wear them to sleep. I do wash them but still: LIT'RAL PECKER KISS.โ€ Ladies...FOR EFFโ€™S SAKE ๐Ÿ˜‚...Yโ€™all heard of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...Well if u sleep with my homegirl u are inducted to the Brotherhood of the Jizzy Nike Shorts ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ... Baptized in Babies ... Submerged in the Swimmers ... of all men who came before you ... literally โ€˜cameโ€™ before u ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ”ซ ... Iโ€™m done bruv u ladies got savage in yo cot damn blood...this ainโ€™t chu...who made u like dis... maybe u ladies are just doing u and *Iโ€™M* the one who need to meditate and talk to God ... in fact imma do that right quick yโ€™all be safe ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Animals, Basketball, and Ex's: My boy Ferris turned 3 today. He still
 thinks he's as small as when he was a
 puppy
 Pic: reddit u/ZarZarBinks22
 @DrSmashlove
So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the fvckery - all of it ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚: (1) Yesterday, one of my followers commented: โ€œRight now on my teenage daughter's bed is a large teddy bear her old boyfriend gave her and it's wearing a fleece hoodie that her new boyfriend gave her. This poor bear didn't ask for this $h!t!!๐Ÿคฃโ€ WHEN BOTH YO MAMA AND YO STUFFED ANIMALS ARE JUDGING U BABY GIRL U NEED TO HIT THAT PAUSE BUTTON ON YO LIFE AND GET RIGHT WITH GOD, I CANโ€™T ๐Ÿ˜‚. (2) Sometimes I get messages from my lil homegirls that I have have to simply repost with no explanation because the legend speaks for itself (herself? Lol): โ€œTo be honest I keep an old ex's basketball shorts at my place and lie and say they're mine...my overnight guests just want to believe they are the first homie to ever touch my precious flower so they believe it naively and wear them to sleep. I do wash them but still: LIT'RAL PECKER KISS.โ€ Ladies...FOR EFFโ€™S SAKE ๐Ÿ˜‚...Yโ€™all heard of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...Well if u sleep with my homegirl u are inducted to the Brotherhood of the Jizzy Nike Shorts ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ... Baptized in Babies ... Submerged in the Swimmers ... of all men who came before you ... literally โ€˜cameโ€™ before u ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ”ซ ... Iโ€™m done bruv u ladies got savage in yo cot damn blood...this ainโ€™t chu...who made u like dis... maybe u ladies are just doing u and *Iโ€™M* the one who need to meditate and talk to God ... in fact imma do that right quick yโ€™all be safe ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the ...

Drugs, Head, and Jay: Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma @balleralert 105 Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to a statement from the PalmBeach County Sheriff's Office, Deputy Jason Cook has resigned after being accused of allegedly entering the home of a dying man without permission and stealing his medication during HurricaneIrma. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Around 9:22 a.m. on Sept. 12, authorities were called to the home of 85-year-old Moe Rosoff, after his son requested a welfare check once he couldn't get in touch with his father. Rosoff was found on the floor of a master bedroom and told officers he fell and hit his head during a power outage from the storm. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Rosoff later died from his injuries. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Around 10:55 a.m. Rosoff's sons, Jay and Steven Rosoff, received an alert from the surveillance system that movement had been detected in the home, according to a police report. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "They viewed the footage and saw a deputy enter the residence through the garage," the report read. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to the report, when police showed Cooke the video โ€” which showed him allegedly rummaging through the house and putting items in his pockets โ€” he told them he used the "garage code that was in the dispatch log" to gain access to the house. Police also added that Cooke was not told to report to the home. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € He allegedly told police that he'd picked up Tramadol, a pain reliever, in the kitchen. Police also found 60 pills, including other painkillers and antipsychotic medicine, after searching Cooke's vehicle. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Cooke was arrested on Oct. 19 and charged with unlawful possession of prescription drugs and burglary while armed during a state of emergency.
Drugs, Head, and Jay: Cop Resigns After Being Charged For
 Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man
 During Hurricane Irma
 @balleralert
 105
Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to a statement from the PalmBeach County Sheriff's Office, Deputy Jason Cook has resigned after being accused of allegedly entering the home of a dying man without permission and stealing his medication during HurricaneIrma. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Around 9:22 a.m. on Sept. 12, authorities were called to the home of 85-year-old Moe Rosoff, after his son requested a welfare check once he couldn't get in touch with his father. Rosoff was found on the floor of a master bedroom and told officers he fell and hit his head during a power outage from the storm. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Rosoff later died from his injuries. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Around 10:55 a.m. Rosoff's sons, Jay and Steven Rosoff, received an alert from the surveillance system that movement had been detected in the home, according to a police report. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € "They viewed the footage and saw a deputy enter the residence through the garage," the report read. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to the report, when police showed Cooke the video โ€” which showed him allegedly rummaging through the house and putting items in his pockets โ€” he told them he used the "garage code that was in the dispatch log" to gain access to the house. Police also added that Cooke was not told to report to the home. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € He allegedly told police that he'd picked up Tramadol, a pain reliever, in the kitchen. Police also found 60 pills, including other painkillers and antipsychotic medicine, after searching Cooke's vehicle. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Cooke was arrested on Oct. 19 and charged with unlawful possession of prescription drugs and burglary while armed during a state of emergency.

Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Accordi...