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Apple, Bless Up, and Drake: Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's transformed to Action Pup.! So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I don鈥檛 even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! 馃槀 I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me 馃...5 footers really be going the hardest! 馃悰 Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! 馃槀) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies don鈥檛 shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I don鈥檛 blame y鈥檃ll! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! 鈥淪mash I鈥檓 not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I can鈥檛 bring a man into my house who reach to my son鈥檚 chest鈥 BB 馃憦 GIRL 馃憦 DO 馃憦 WHAT 馃憦 U 馃憦 FEEL 馃憦. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think it鈥檚 your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. 鈥淏ut smash, I鈥檓 5-11 which is really a lie I鈥檓 actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say I鈥檓 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam I鈥檓 gon look like her handsome middle school son.鈥 Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! 馃彁 Maybe that鈥檚 what you been missing all your life. 鈥渟mash you really Wilding today.鈥 INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀 (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)
Apple, Bless Up, and Drake: Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's
 transformed to Action Pup.!
So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I don鈥檛 even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! 馃槀 I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me 馃...5 footers really be going the hardest! 馃悰 Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! 馃槀) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies don鈥檛 shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I don鈥檛 blame y鈥檃ll! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! 鈥淪mash I鈥檓 not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I can鈥檛 bring a man into my house who reach to my son鈥檚 chest鈥 BB 馃憦 GIRL 馃憦 DO 馃憦 WHAT 馃憦 U 馃憦 FEEL 馃憦. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think it鈥檚 your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. 鈥淏ut smash, I鈥檓 5-11 which is really a lie I鈥檓 actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say I鈥檓 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam I鈥檓 gon look like her handsome middle school son.鈥 Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! 馃彁 Maybe that鈥檚 what you been missing all your life. 鈥渟mash you really Wilding today.鈥 INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀 (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)

So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on th...

Tumblr, Tom Cruise, and Blog: fakehistory: Tom Cruise on the set of Mission Impossible, 1996
Tumblr, Tom Cruise, and Blog: fakehistory:

Tom Cruise on the set of Mission Impossible, 1996

fakehistory: Tom Cruise on the set of Mission Impossible, 1996

America, Butt, and Drinking: The "how doT" question each country googles more than any other Based on English-language searches Source: NY Times, May 2016 rock become an Olympian ascend to a higher consciousness find a good place to vacation make one friend idle my car lose meet Tom Cruise weight catch pokemon pull my legs over travel hrough time tell if use a someone my head is a terrorist screwdriver compare thee to a summer's help my parents in their old age breathe without choking (no data) star in pornos steal the diamonds train a cat learn to stand on swordfight get rich quick stop drinking my head avoid Roma kill without being caught die have sex make a sandwich start a build a business hydralisk stop scratching my butt stand up to my wife punch Activate my genitals learn what human meat tastes like (no data get a loan 2 pretend normal tatzelwyrm: langernameohnebedeutung: taraljc: lynati: vorpalgirl: lynati: girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer: otakudogknight: charlesoberonn: myhaireatskids: socialist-tomfoolery: land-of-maps: The 鈥淗ow do I ____鈥 question most googled in each European country [1280x1174] Slovenia? Are you okay? Tag yourself, I鈥檓 鈥渁ctivate my genitals鈥 This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror鈥 It鈥檚 the whole spectrum. The fact that America is not mentioned in the map makes me feel very very uneasy That could be because, you know, America is not in Europe鈥? Um. Spain鈥? Spain and Portugal jointly have me very concerned鈥 Portugal? Why, what did Portugal-鈥β meanwhile, the Irish want to be Time Lords. Germany: Someone pls explain breathing to me? :( So, Serbia is at the same time both really obsessed with and really noob-ish at StarCraft?
America, Butt, and Drinking: The "how doT" question each country
 googles more than any other
 Based on English-language searches
 Source: NY Times, May 2016
 rock
 become an
 Olympian
 ascend to a higher consciousness
 find a good
 place to
 vacation
 make one
 friend
 idle
 my car
 lose
 meet Tom
 Cruise
 weight
 catch
 pokemon
 pull my
 legs over
 travel
 hrough
 time
 tell if
 use a
 someone my head
 is a terrorist
 screwdriver
 compare
 thee to a
 summer's
 help my parents
 in their old age
 breathe
 without
 choking
 (no data)
 star in pornos
 steal the
 diamonds
 train a
 cat
 learn to
 stand on
 swordfight
 get rich
 quick
 stop drinking
 my head
 avoid Roma
 kill without
 being caught
 die
 have sex
 make a
 sandwich
 start a build a
 business
 hydralisk stop scratching
 my butt
 stand up
 to my wife
 punch
 Activate my genitals
 learn what human
 meat tastes like
 (no data
 get a
 loan
 2
 pretend
 normal
tatzelwyrm:
langernameohnebedeutung:

taraljc:

lynati:


vorpalgirl:

lynati:

girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer:

otakudogknight:


charlesoberonn:

myhaireatskids:

socialist-tomfoolery:


land-of-maps:

The 鈥淗ow do I ____鈥 question most googled in each European country [1280x1174]

Slovenia? Are you okay?


Tag yourself, I鈥檓 鈥渁ctivate my genitals鈥

This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror鈥 It鈥檚 the whole spectrum.

The fact that America is not mentioned in the map makes me feel very very uneasy


That could be because, you know, America is not in Europe鈥?


Um. Spain鈥?

Spain and Portugal jointly have me very concerned鈥

Portugal? Why, what did Portugal-鈥β


meanwhile, the Irish want to be Time Lords.

Germany: Someone pls explain breathing to me? :(

So, Serbia is at the same time both really obsessed with and really noob-ish at StarCraft?

tatzelwyrm: langernameohnebedeutung: taraljc: lynati: vorpalgirl: lynati: girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer: otakudogknight: charlesobero...

America, Butt, and Drinking: The "how doT" question each country googles more than any other Based on English-language searches Source: NY Times, May 2016 rock become an Olympian ascend to a higher consciousness find a good place to vacation make one friend idle my car lose meet Tom Cruise weight catch pokemon pull my legs over travel hrough time tell if use a someone my head is a terrorist screwdriver compare thee to a summer's help my parents in their old age breathe without choking (no data) star in pornos steal the diamonds train a cat learn to stand on swordfight get rich quick stop drinking my head avoid Roma kill without being caught die have sex make a sandwich start a build a business hydralisk stop scratching my butt stand up to my wife punch Activate my genitals learn what human meat tastes like (no data get a loan 2 pretend normal tatzelwyrm: langernameohnebedeutung: taraljc: lynati: vorpalgirl: lynati: girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer: otakudogknight: charlesoberonn: myhaireatskids: socialist-tomfoolery: land-of-maps: The 鈥淗ow do I ____鈥 question most googled in each European country [1280x1174] Slovenia? Are you okay? Tag yourself, I鈥檓 鈥渁ctivate my genitals鈥 This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror鈥 It鈥檚 the whole spectrum. The fact that America is not mentioned in the map makes me feel very very uneasy That could be because, you know, America is not in Europe鈥? Um. Spain鈥? Spain and Portugal jointly have me very concerned鈥 Portugal? Why, what did Portugal-鈥β meanwhile, the Irish want to be Time Lords. Germany: Someone pls explain breathing to me? :( So, Serbia is at the same time both really obsessed with and really noob-ish at StarCraft?
America, Butt, and Drinking: The "how doT" question each country
 googles more than any other
 Based on English-language searches
 Source: NY Times, May 2016
 rock
 become an
 Olympian
 ascend to a higher consciousness
 find a good
 place to
 vacation
 make one
 friend
 idle
 my car
 lose
 meet Tom
 Cruise
 weight
 catch
 pokemon
 pull my
 legs over
 travel
 hrough
 time
 tell if
 use a
 someone my head
 is a terrorist
 screwdriver
 compare
 thee to a
 summer's
 help my parents
 in their old age
 breathe
 without
 choking
 (no data)
 star in pornos
 steal the
 diamonds
 train a
 cat
 learn to
 stand on
 swordfight
 get rich
 quick
 stop drinking
 my head
 avoid Roma
 kill without
 being caught
 die
 have sex
 make a
 sandwich
 start a build a
 business
 hydralisk stop scratching
 my butt
 stand up
 to my wife
 punch
 Activate my genitals
 learn what human
 meat tastes like
 (no data
 get a
 loan
 2
 pretend
 normal
tatzelwyrm:
langernameohnebedeutung:

taraljc:

lynati:


vorpalgirl:

lynati:

girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer:

otakudogknight:


charlesoberonn:

myhaireatskids:

socialist-tomfoolery:


land-of-maps:

The 鈥淗ow do I ____鈥 question most googled in each European country [1280x1174]

Slovenia? Are you okay?


Tag yourself, I鈥檓 鈥渁ctivate my genitals鈥

This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror鈥 It鈥檚 the whole spectrum.

The fact that America is not mentioned in the map makes me feel very very uneasy


That could be because, you know, America is not in Europe鈥?


Um. Spain鈥?

Spain and Portugal jointly have me very concerned鈥

Portugal? Why, what did Portugal-鈥β


meanwhile, the Irish want to be Time Lords.

Germany: Someone pls explain breathing to me? :(

So, Serbia is at the same time both really obsessed with and really noob-ish at StarCraft?

tatzelwyrm: langernameohnebedeutung: taraljc: lynati: vorpalgirl: lynati: girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer: otakudogknight: charlesobero...