Should’ve told him 35 minutes ago (Watchmen)
At least she told him about Uber
My teacher told us to explore the artwork.
Before he blocked me, he asked if "my mommy taught me how to talk" and I told him "I don't know what your problem is, but I'm guessing it...
We got him as a puppy (for free from a friend of a friend) we were told he was a purebred blue nose pitbull...but the vet told us he look...
I DEFINITELY told him I’d love to be friends.
I know no one has ever told you this but.. You're fricking beautiful.
Told him 7 times I wasn’t interested, then suddenly I’m fat. Ok.
Mom told me not to say that word but idk what it means 🤪
I told you I’m not stupid
Was told this also belonged here
The country with allies is protecting those allies. Who'lda th...
You told me that a bot in my last post probably got the most keys. I'm sorry, here are some more keys for your time in quarantine. Yes I...
Cousin told me to post this. He asked for the title “I found ikea bird in Crossy road”
Reddit meet Eddie, the new member of the family. The shelter told us to give him a few days to acclimate.... this is 3 hours after coming...
I told my mom "her bathroom flooded" and that it was "full of water" she freaked out for a sec.
Told it would fit here
I was told this fits better in here
I made this for a friend & he told me to put it here
Someone told me to post this here.
Exactly what he was told
People thought I cheated so I wanted to prove I did not. Someone told to to try to teleport somewhere else to prove it and here it is.
Told me he’s better than Anthony Rizzo bc AR “doesn’t have a body”... this dude has been sending me gym pictures daily w/o me replying
How many lies I have been told by the council?
my english teacher told us to write a poem so this is what i wrote and she told me to redo it because "that's not very nice"
How many more lies have I been told by the Jedi?
Told you so
one time i accidentally told my mom to shut up without thinking
A bot removed my post from r/softwaregore, telling me to put it in r/hardwaregore, people told me to put it on r/softwaregore, I made a r...
I was told there was some room for fan art....... Also a big fan
So, as a steamer I deal with a lot of simps and nice guys. I knew this guy for less than a week and he went mental cause I didn't want to...
History is told by the victors 🤦🏽♂️
Told her I need to get up and then she gives me puppy eyes.
My dog wasn’t to happy when we told him it wasn’t his birthday...
But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
We are infiltrating the masses! (post title is: "If I told my hormones to go fuck themselves they probably would.")
Yeah well no one told you to drink on the job Pam
But my Mom’s cousin at NIH told her it was true
I was told this belonhed here
Just had to walk two miles drunk for this after my wife told me earlier she would get it. Yeah, I'm pissed
Idk if she should have told the world (via Instagram story) that her upline micromanages every aspect of her social media, including her...
But my Mom's cousin at NIH told her it was true
Nobody told me it would be this hard
This is the moment my dad told me I had to get a job now that I'd graduated preschool, circa 1987
He just sent it and told her
He called my Minnie Mouse ears bunny ears... Oh and told me I look like a murderer. Yay!
Sexy ass girl (10/10) spotted at walmart! I told her I would PAY her to smell her butt she laughed but I did pay for a pic!
Found her in the parking lot at work and told my family she'd be our new "barn" cat. Barnice has put on weight and snuggles up in the bed...
Was told to post here