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Bigfoot, Boner, and Memes: moss-nymph Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner? browndog12 what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is There are no Gods, but there are memes!

Bigfoot, Boner, and Memes: moss-nymph
Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a
mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a
squatch comes barreling toward them out of
the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
browndog12
what the fuck do you think the point of finding
Bigfoot is
There are no Gods, but there are memes!

Bigfoot, Boner, and Memes: moss-nymph
Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a
mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a
squatch comes barreling toward them out of
the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
browndog12
what the fuck do you think the point of finding
Bigfoot is
There are no Gods, but there are memes!

There are no Gods, but there are memes!

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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without you asking
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maybe she wasn't entitled, maybe
she was kind. Y'all keep learning
the wrong lessons.
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Lowkey watched my Ex do things I begged him
to do, for his new babe. Queens don't tilt your
crown for anyone.If he loves you, he'll do things
without you asking
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environment his new babe
created. Maybe she reciprocated,
maybe she wasn't entitled, maybe
she was kind. Y'all keep learning
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Butterflies YT: Tracy Ekwempu @S.. 1d
Lowkey watched my Ex do things I begged him
to do, for his new babe. Queens don't tilt your
crown for anyone.If he loves you, he'll do things
without you asking
NiceGirl/ NotlikeOtherGirls/ToxicEx by bluntbutnottoo
MORE MEMES

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created. Maybe she reciprocated,
maybe she wasn't entitled, maybe
she was kind. Y'all keep learning
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Butterflies YT: Tracy Ekwempu @S.. 1d
Lowkey watched my Ex do things I begged him
to do, for his new babe. Queens don't tilt your
crown for anyone.If he loves you, he'll do things
without you asking
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environment his new babe
created. Maybe she reciprocated,
maybe she wasn't entitled, maybe
she was kind. Y'all keep learning
the wrong lessons.
Butterflies YT: Tracy Ekwempu @S.. 1d
Lowkey watched my Ex do things I begged him
to do, for his new babe. Queens don't tilt your
crown for anyone.If he loves you, he'll do things
without you asking
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maybe she wasn't entitled, maybe
she was kind. Y'all keep learning
the wrong lessons.
Butterflies YT: Tracy Ekwempu @S.. 1d
Lowkey watched my Ex do things I begged him
to do, for his new babe. Queens don't tilt your
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without you asking
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
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How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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An NFC East tilt on the first Sunday.

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REDSKINS
EAGLES
PHILADELPHIA
REDSKINS
BAHLTES
BADLES
REDSKNS
WEREADY
SUN SEPT 8/ 1:00PMET FOX
KICKOFF
PA
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MADDEN
An NFC East tilt on the first Sunday.

@Redskins 🆚 @Eagles

#WASvsPHI | #NFL100 https://t.co/YNofU8uo5o

An NFC East tilt on the first Sunday. @Redskins 🆚 @Eagles #WASvsPHI | #NFL100 https://t.co/YNofU8uo5o

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Bitch, Gif, and Life: SON OF A BITCH IHAVE AN IDE A LOKIS A FUL TILT DIVA HE NANTS AN AUDIĘNCE HE WANTS FLOwERS HE WANTS A RANDOM NEW YORK THEATER PRESENTS LOKI LAUFEYSONS TRAGIC LIFE: A MONOLOGUE bifrostiron: sekra: And thus, the world was saved. remember when this fancomic predicted the opening of ragnarok

Bitch, Gif, and Life: SON OF A BITCH
IHAVE AN IDE A
LOKIS A FUL TILT DIVA
HE NANTS AN AUDIĘNCE
HE WANTS FLOwERS
HE WANTS
A RANDOM NEW YORK THEATER PRESENTS
LOKI LAUFEYSONS TRAGIC LIFE: A MONOLOGUE
bifrostiron:
sekra:

And thus, the world was saved.

remember when this fancomic predicted the opening of ragnarok

Bitch, Gif, and Life: SON OF A BITCH
IHAVE AN IDE A
LOKIS A FUL TILT DIVA
HE NANTS AN AUDIĘNCE
HE WANTS FLOwERS
HE WANTS
A RANDOM NEW YORK THEATER PRESENTS
LOKI LAUFEYSONS TRAGIC LIFE: A MONOLOGUE
bifrostiron:
sekra:

And thus, the world was saved.

remember when this fancomic predicted the opening of ragnarok

bifrostiron: sekra: And thus, the world was saved. remember when this fancomic predicted the opening of ragnarok

Iphone, Twitter, and Vincent d'Onofrio: flowerinaflame Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time. stuft ta Andy Richter Retweeted Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen i want vincent d'onofrio to tilt me like a pig 7:45 PM Apr 21, 2019 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone

Iphone, Twitter, and Vincent d'Onofrio: flowerinaflame
Vincent D'Onofrio
@vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up
But I could pick a pig up one night
and raise it into the sky and tilt this
pig ever so gentle. I can make sure
this pigs eyes line up with the stars.
Imagine seeing the stars 4the first
time.I want 2b treated that kindly and
see the stars for the first time.
stuft
ta Andy Richter Retweeted
Brandy Jensen
@BrandyLJensen
i want vincent d'onofrio to tilt me like a pig
7:45 PM Apr 21, 2019 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone

Iphone, Twitter, and Vincent d'Onofrio: flowerinaflame
Vincent D'Onofrio
@vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up
But I could pick a pig up one night
and raise it into the sky and tilt this
pig ever so gentle. I can make sure
this pigs eyes line up with the stars.
Imagine seeing the stars 4the first
time.I want 2b treated that kindly and
see the stars for the first time.
stuft
ta Andy Richter Retweeted
Brandy Jensen
@BrandyLJensen
i want vincent d'onofrio to tilt me like a pig
7:45 PM Apr 21, 2019 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone

Phone, Tilt, and You: Me: *slightly tilts phone* Screen: Even if you tilt it for 0.00345 seconds

Phone, Tilt, and You: Me: *slightly tilts phone*
Screen:
Even if you tilt it for 0.00345 seconds

Phone, Tilt, and You: Me: *slightly tilts phone*
Screen:
Even if you tilt it for 0.00345 seconds

Even if you tilt it for 0.00345 seconds

Tumblr, Vincent d'Onofrio, and Blog: Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time. awesomacious: I want Vincent D’Onofrio to tilt me like a pig

Tumblr, Vincent d'Onofrio, and Blog: Vincent D'Onofrio
@vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up
But I could pick a pig up one night
and raise it into the sky and tilt this
pig ever so gentle. I can make sure
this pigs eyes line up with the stars
Imagine seeing the stars 4the first
time.l want 2b treated that kindly and
see the stars for the first time.
awesomacious:

I want Vincent D’Onofrio to tilt me like a pig

Tumblr, Vincent d'Onofrio, and Blog: Vincent D'Onofrio
@vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up
But I could pick a pig up one night
and raise it into the sky and tilt this
pig ever so gentle. I can make sure
this pigs eyes line up with the stars
Imagine seeing the stars 4the first
time.l want 2b treated that kindly and
see the stars for the first time.
awesomacious:

I want Vincent D’Onofrio to tilt me like a pig

awesomacious: I want Vincent D’Onofrio to tilt me like a pig

Vincent d'Onofrio, Stars, and Tilt: Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio Pigs can't look up But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.l want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time. I want Vincent D’Onofrio to tilt me like a pig

Vincent d'Onofrio, Stars, and Tilt: Vincent D'Onofrio
@vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up
But I could pick a pig up one night
and raise it into the sky and tilt this
pig ever so gentle. I can make sure
this pigs eyes line up with the stars
Imagine seeing the stars 4the first
time.l want 2b treated that kindly and
see the stars for the first time.
I want Vincent D’Onofrio to tilt me like a pig

Vincent d'Onofrio, Stars, and Tilt: Vincent D'Onofrio
@vincentdonofrio
Pigs can't look up
But I could pick a pig up one night
and raise it into the sky and tilt this
pig ever so gentle. I can make sure
this pigs eyes line up with the stars
Imagine seeing the stars 4the first
time.l want 2b treated that kindly and
see the stars for the first time.
I want Vincent D’Onofrio to tilt me like a pig

I want Vincent D’Onofrio to tilt me like a pig

Chris Brown, Dank, and Memes: -800-YouAHoe @Freakyvalo Someone tell Chris Brown he got 24 hours to respond before a new backflip king is declared lil bands from the 4 @fernandoflaqur 3d You ever seen someone backflip off a tilt-a-whirl? Show this thread 1.6m 6781 30782946673 52.1k I hope he actually does respond by kevinowdziej MORE MEMES

Chris Brown, Dank, and Memes: -800-YouAHoe
@Freakyvalo
Someone tell Chris Brown he got
24 hours to respond before a new
backflip king is declared
lil bands from the 4 @fernandoflaqur 3d
You ever seen someone backflip off a tilt-a-whirl?
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Chris Brown, Dank, and Memes: -800-YouAHoe
@Freakyvalo
Someone tell Chris Brown he got
24 hours to respond before a new
backflip king is declared
lil bands from the 4 @fernandoflaqur 3d
You ever seen someone backflip off a tilt-a-whirl?
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Club, Paintings, and Tumblr: Tilt shift effect applied to van Gogh paintings... laughoutloud-club: Van Gogh’s Work From Another Perspective

Club, Paintings, and Tumblr: Tilt shift effect applied to van Gogh paintings...
laughoutloud-club:

Van Gogh’s Work From Another Perspective

Club, Paintings, and Tumblr: Tilt shift effect applied to van Gogh paintings...
laughoutloud-club:

Van Gogh’s Work From Another Perspective

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Ass, Diamond, and Giant: When you have diamond rain, a metallic ammonia core, winds faster than the speed of sound and a unique axial tilt yet people make fun of you because your name sounds like the scientific term for ass: (sad ice giant noises)

Ass, Diamond, and Giant: When you have diamond rain, a metallic ammonia
core, winds faster than the speed of sound and a
unique axial tilt yet people make fun of you
because your name sounds like the scientific term
for ass:
(sad ice giant noises)

Ass, Diamond, and Giant: When you have diamond rain, a metallic ammonia
core, winds faster than the speed of sound and a
unique axial tilt yet people make fun of you
because your name sounds like the scientific term
for ass:
(sad ice giant noises)

Head, Instagram, and Tumblr: bogleech: donutstims: mopsus mormon most things that can do the curious head tilt, will do the curious head tilt

Head, Instagram, and Tumblr: bogleech:

donutstims:
mopsus mormon
most things that can do the curious head tilt, will do the curious head tilt

Head, Instagram, and Tumblr: bogleech:

donutstims:
mopsus mormon
most things that can do the curious head tilt, will do the curious head tilt

bogleech: donutstims: mopsus mormon most things that can do the curious head tilt, will do the curious head tilt

Tilt, Back, and Tilt-The-Screen: tilt the screen back..

Tilt, Back, and Tilt-The-Screen: tilt the screen back..

Tilt, Back, and Tilt-The-Screen: tilt the screen back..

Ass, Diamond, and Giant: When you have diamond rain, a metallic ammonia core, winds faster than the speed of sound and a unique axial tilt yet people make fun of you because your name sounds like the scientific term for ass: (sad ice giant noises) Uranus is sad

Ass, Diamond, and Giant: When you have diamond rain, a metallic ammonia
core, winds faster than the speed of sound and a
unique axial tilt yet people make fun of you
because your name sounds like the scientific term
for ass:
(sad ice giant noises)
Uranus is sad

Ass, Diamond, and Giant: When you have diamond rain, a metallic ammonia
core, winds faster than the speed of sound and a
unique axial tilt yet people make fun of you
because your name sounds like the scientific term
for ass:
(sad ice giant noises)
Uranus is sad

Uranus is sad

Bigfoot, Boner, and Dank: moss-nymph Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner? browndog12 what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is The bigger your foot, the bigger your by endortech MORE MEMES

Bigfoot, Boner, and Dank: moss-nymph
Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a
mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a
squatch comes barreling toward them out of
the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
browndog12
what the fuck do you think the point of finding
Bigfoot is
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Bigfoot, Boner, and Dank: moss-nymph
Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a
mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a
squatch comes barreling toward them out of
the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
browndog12
what the fuck do you think the point of finding
Bigfoot is
The bigger your foot, the bigger your by endortech
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