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Thinks He: One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too (Source)
Thinks He: One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too (Source)

One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too (Source)

Thinks He: marvelheroes: “Oh, he’s pissed… he thinks he failed.” AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo
Thinks He: marvelheroes:


“Oh, he’s pissed… he thinks he failed.”


AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

marvelheroes: “Oh, he’s pissed… he thinks he failed.” AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

Thinks He: Godzilla Tag Yourself That Ain't Falco Didn't forget what you did -Best in track -Is there Grumpy Cat Butterfly I say your justice qoes too far! -Sometimes smol Good dad r you but Badderfly justice doesn't go you mock in -drives environmentally -Good Babysitter -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends middle school too far enough! friendly car Can count how many -Wasn't invited -Screams moth friend wants to be helpful are about fensive on one hand. -Kinda Selish -Needs to slow down Boba Fett Didn't do much Kanga-Rex Palpatine Kamacurry -Mob mentality -Always blends in -Tries st kicks uly Talks big game Itsy Bitsy -loved by all -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood Moral Support -Awesome -Kinda overrated -Only one who sees the big picture -Stunt double ary aks big Cam Might not even be real Has the laugh that gets everyone going -Secretly a toad pams twitch chat school -Makes a egg casserole Literal grime Savage even when not trying -Used to be a big deal -Don't disturb -Got big plans SPAAACE Monty Mole r but doesn't rare Is just here to raise the roof. Mecha Ghidio u but smarter -Sophisticated horoscope reader -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world -Back by unpopular demand Little Shop of Horrors -Who are you? I'm you but less privileged -Has taken up a new leaf handlla s but thinks he could -Knows there isn't a spoon. All according to plan -Won't leave his couch fort a trench coat a pokemon Sill is hut can't kiss Is probably only good because it benefits him -ls in a bad mood and fixing to take it out on you -ls so done all the timeA Frieza Switches to vour main after beating you in smash bros -Looks up to Jason Voorhees s hetter than Knows it Lovebirds -Brings a tactical warhead on first date -cocky teens Lil Green -Awkward phase Diggersby -smoler -picks on things more e True Armadillo Facts Red Lobster Mis Ghidio the downtrodder -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods -Good guard dog -Came to attack people and is having a good time l -pure -Didn't ask for this small than him -Didn't deserve any of this -Except for that one time -Surprisingly Reliable T peo -Notorious party crasher -Easy Target ple's hero -Won't die -has regrets -Came for f T -esteem F-Type Master Splinter Titanic Tuna Is with the wrong crowd nut learned ett tt in Megatron - Has no clue what you? I'm vou Robot Chicken of JUSTICE but shinier he's doing ececut bimself in -Lonely piggyback rides -Communicates -Doesn't know why he's here but is happy to help is head -Goodenforcer Hator mat woodshop Edgemeister anybody's way mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies List of skills include bi best breaking things sily influenced Has 50 different Will wreck you in karaoke -Is there for you -Never not smiling -Good cop in to ways to kill you -big bro friend his tunes Fullmetal Kirby Flygon Grouchy Kitty -Who are you? not you, Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug Who are you? The terminator have promising future Still voung at heart" -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace on full blast Still does? The queen imlot of crap for Insecure -Intentionally has dog poop your lawn Came to ruin everything Now brute forces everything -It's mine now eating habits -Identity crisis -Most expressive -ls a black belt Mayhe redeemable -Just wants to go on a family picnic .Drinks tears -killed a man plays a golden fiddle -beloved scum andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 
Thinks He: Godzilla Tag Yourself
 That Ain't Falco
 Didn't forget what you did -Best in track
 -Is there
 Grumpy Cat
 Butterfly
 I say your justice qoes too far!
 -Sometimes smol
 Good dad
 r you but
 Badderfly
 justice doesn't go
 you mock in
 -drives environmentally
 -Good Babysitter
 -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends
 middle school
 too far enough!
 friendly car
 Can count how many
 -Wasn't invited
 -Screams
 moth friend
 wants to be helpful
 are about
 fensive
 on one hand.
 -Kinda Selish
 -Needs to slow down
 Boba Fett
 Didn't do much
 Kanga-Rex
 Palpatine
 Kamacurry
 -Mob mentality
 -Always blends in
 -Tries
 st kicks
 uly
 Talks big game
 Itsy Bitsy
 -loved by all
 -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood
 Moral Support
 -Awesome
 -Kinda overrated
 -Only one who sees the
 big picture
 -Stunt double
 ary
 aks big Cam
 Might not even be real
 Has the laugh that
 gets everyone going
 -Secretly a toad
 pams twitch chat
 school
 -Makes a
 egg casserole
 Literal grime
 Savage even when
 not trying
 -Used to be a big deal
 -Don't disturb
 -Got big plans
 SPAAACE
 Monty Mole
 r but doesn't rare
 Is just here to raise the roof.
 Mecha Ghidio
 u but smarter
 -Sophisticated horoscope reader
 -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world
 -Back by unpopular demand
 Little Shop of Horrors
 -Who are you? I'm you but
 less privileged
 -Has taken up a new leaf
 handlla s but thinks he could
 -Knows there isn't a spoon.
 All according to plan
 -Won't leave his couch fort
 a trench coat
 a pokemon
 Sill is hut can't kiss
 Is probably only good because it
 benefits him
 -ls in a bad mood and fixing
 to take it out on you
 -ls so done all the timeA
 Frieza
 Switches to vour main after
 beating you in smash bros
 -Looks up to Jason Voorhees
 s hetter than
 Knows it
 Lovebirds
 -Brings a tactical warhead on first date
 -cocky teens
 Lil Green
 -Awkward phase
 Diggersby
 -smoler
 -picks on things more
 e
 True Armadillo Facts
 Red Lobster
 Mis
 Ghidio
 the
 downtrodder
 -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods
 -Good guard dog
 -Came to attack people and is having a good time
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 -pure
 -Didn't ask for this
 small than him
 -Didn't deserve any of this
 -Except for that one time
 -Surprisingly Reliable
 T peo
 -Notorious party crasher
 -Easy Target
 ple's hero
 -Won't die
 -has regrets
 -Came for f
 T -esteem
 F-Type
 Master Splinter
 Titanic Tuna
 Is with the wrong crowd nut learned
 ett tt in
 Megatron
 - Has no clue what
 you? I'm vou
 Robot Chicken
 of JUSTICE
 but shinier
 he's doing
 ececut bimself in
 -Lonely
 piggyback rides
 -Communicates
 -Doesn't know why he's here
 but is happy to help
 is head
 -Goodenforcer
 Hator mat
 woodshop
 Edgemeister
 anybody's way
 mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies
 List of skills include
 bi best
 breaking things
 sily influenced
 Has 50 different
 Will wreck you in karaoke
 -Is there for you
 -Never not smiling
 -Good cop
 in to
 ways to kill you
 -big bro friend
 his tunes
 Fullmetal
 Kirby
 Flygon
 Grouchy Kitty
 -Who are you?
 not you,
 Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug
 Who are you? The terminator
 have promising future
 Still voung at heart"
 -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace
 on full blast
 Still does?
 The queen
 imlot of crap for Insecure
 -Intentionally has dog poop
 your lawn
 Came to ruin everything
 Now brute forces everything
 -It's mine now
 eating habits
 -Identity crisis
 -Most expressive
 -ls a black belt
 Mayhe redeemable
 -Just wants to go on a family picnic
 .Drinks tears
 -killed a man
 plays a golden fiddle
 -beloved scum
andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 

andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 

Thinks He: B @Asdis 7h Teflon_Boss: A rare picture depicting the day to day life of our brothers in the friend zone pic.twitter.com/IALHZqRSGB" t구 42 agoodcartoon: nidoranduran: yournewfriendshouse: zinglebert-bembledack: agoodcartoon: digitaldiscipline: magistrate-of-mediocrity: dr-archeville: bogleech: kramergate: micspam: ghostsnif: sciencevevo: agoodcartoon: Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon. - submitted by Gene why is he tearing down a wall with an axe i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP* “I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.” “Ha ha, and then what? ;) ” “For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door. Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.” Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” - The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro edgar allen bro Oh my god holy shit “Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore,Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl,Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I imploreIs this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” “Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore,Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook,You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for,Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore,Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” “Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting,“Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store!Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken,Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’,When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.” And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring,On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adoreThe nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flagTo be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie ThorTo fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore,Then she says no–fucking whore. that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class
Thinks He: B @Asdis
 7h
 Teflon_Boss: A rare picture depicting the day to day
 life of our brothers in the friend zone pic.twitter.com/IALHZqRSGB"
 t구 42
agoodcartoon:

nidoranduran:

yournewfriendshouse:

zinglebert-bembledack:

agoodcartoon:

digitaldiscipline:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

micspam:

ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.
- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”
“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe


Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking,whacking on my chamber door.
Resignedly, I placed another layer,voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,“This dude thinks he’s a player,but I am not a point to score,he should fuck off and bother me no more.”
Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

Oh my god


holy shit

“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore,Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl,Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I imploreIs this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro,By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore,Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook,You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for,Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore,Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting,“Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store!Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken,Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’,When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores!Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring,On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adoreThe nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flagTo be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie ThorTo fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore,Then she says no–fucking whore.

that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class

agoodcartoon: nidoranduran: yournewfriendshouse: zinglebert-bembledack: agoodcartoon: digitaldiscipline: magistrate-of-mediocrity:...

Thinks He: captioned-vines: emotionalfairy: the friend zone isn’t real “Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches] 
Thinks He: captioned-vines:


emotionalfairy:

the friend zone isn’t real

“Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches] 

captioned-vines: emotionalfairy: the friend zone isn’t real “Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina...

Thinks He: captioned-vines: emotionalfairy: the friend zone isn’t real “Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches] 
Thinks He: captioned-vines:

emotionalfairy:

the friend zone isn’t real

“Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches] 

captioned-vines: emotionalfairy: the friend zone isn’t real “Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina I...

Thinks He: Cop Asks Why This Man Doesn't Have A Last Name. His Response Is Genius. An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. "Fred,' he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.' The officer walked away in tears, laughing. CHECK OUT MEMEPIX.COM MEMEPIX.COM Last name - genius!omg-humor.tumblr.com
Thinks He: Cop Asks Why This Man Doesn't Have
 A Last Name. His Response Is Genius.
 An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a
 Harley for traveling faster than the posted
 speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
 "Fred,' he replies.
 "Fred what?" the officer asks.
 'Just Fred,' the man responds.
 The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might
 just give the biker a break, and write him out
 a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
 presses him for the last name.
 The man tells him that he used to have a last
 name but lost it.
 The officer thinks that he has a nut case on
 his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me,
 Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
 The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay
 with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied
 hard and got good grades. When I got older, I
 realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
 through college, medical school, internship,
 residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
 Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored
 being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
 school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the
 way through School, got my degree, so then I
 was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing
 dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
 assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was
 Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
 Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they
 took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson,
 MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about
 the ADA taking away my DDS because of the
 VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as
 Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away
 my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
 The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
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