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Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don鈥檛 get聽

andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don鈥檛 get聽

Alive, Bad, and College: Side Effects Follow ECTS @SideEffectsNews Why aren't millennials giving blood? bit.ly/2fRZG5i 5:14 PM 28 Sep 2017 Belinda Blumenthal @philomenapunk Follow because we all gay ide Effects @SideEffectsNews Why aren't millennials giving blood? bit.ly/2fRZG5i 11:29 AM 3 Oct 2017 3,199 Retweets 11,051 Likes agapantoblu: somecunttookmyurl: creaturethatcries: dr-dendritic-trees: karnythia: voidbat: genderfuckt: optimysticals: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: luidilovins: the-modern-satyr: seedydemigod: captainfunkpunkandroll: the-real-eye-to-see: Didn鈥檛 even know people are not allowed to give blood if they are gay That鈥檚 been the thing for years. The HIV scare of the 鈥80s prohibited us from donating blood. And they still hold that against us despite the fact that that claim has been debunked over and over again. the wording on the paperwork is 鈥淎re you a man who has had sexual intercourse with a man after 1980鈥 or 鈥淎re you a woman who has had sexual intercourse with a man who has had sexual intercourse with another man since 1980鈥 (this was a blood drive at my college where majority of the students werent Alive in 1980.) I donated all the time back when I was a virgin, because o- , but now I鈥檓 not allowed to. So a better question for this article is 鈥淲hy won鈥檛 baby boomers let queer people donate blood, even though all the blood gets screened for HIV and aids anyway?鈥 though, theres a lot of room for loopholes in the wording of it This fucking matters. Bias in medicine is bias that should not exist. Fucking fix it. This is disgusting hey trans people can鈥檛 give blood either. was banned from a plasma place for having the nerve to show up and be trans. 鈥渨e don鈥檛 serve you people鈥. This is one of the reasons why it was painful for a LOT of Queer people after the Pulse shooting. We kept seeing messages calling for blood donations but so many of us can鈥檛 donate. We couldn鈥檛 even help our own community.聽 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as someone who has received money and/or drugs in exchange for sex, i have a lifetime ban on giving blood. FURTHERMORE, my whore blood is so filthy that if you鈥檝e had sex with me in the past year, YOU can鈥檛 give blood! and that鈥檚 a federal goddamn guideline, folks! If you lived in Europe for 3 months between 1980 and 1996 you can鈥檛 donate blood which basically takes out everyone who ever served in the military and was stationed overseas, anyone who studied abroad or anyone who had a job overseas during that period. The Red Cross is always announcing they have a shortage of blood donors but they create the shortage with the byzantine array of restrictions that they refuse to revisit.聽 Okay, the above stuff is stigma and total crap, we have efficient screens for HIV and things now, the blood will be screened anyway, banning people for their sexual history is completely prejudice and its wasteful, and those rules really need to go. But the last one, the ban on donation for people living in Europe, is actually done for a reason. Its an attempt to limit the spread of vCJD, which we don鈥檛 have a way of screening for right now. Last i went you could donate blood if trans, I was openly trans at my blood clinic and they took me. So its probably just that particular clinic, which I say so that other trans people arent discouraged from trying to donate. Also鈥 as long as its the only question you lie on鈥 if theres a blood shortage emergency I really dont see why not lie on that one question. Like its terrible to have to do that and im not trying to make you feel bad if you avoiding donating because of it, but since we know its not scientifically founded it seems perfectly moral to me to lie on that one question if you want to donate. There鈥檚 not really a way for them to fact check that. I really never understood why people don鈥檛 just LIE 鈥淗eartbroken they couldn鈥檛-鈥 JUST LIE ON THE FORM I鈥檓 an openly queer woman in Italy and I鈥檝e never lied on my form, but also, my form doesn鈥檛 even ask the gender of my partner. All the questions are phrased聽鈥渉ave you had any heterosexual or homosexual intercourse in the past six months?鈥,聽鈥渉ave you changed partner in the past six months?鈥 They are willingly phrased to work for all people because there鈥檚 literally no scientific reason as to why straight blood would be safer than gay blood.It鈥檚 just a formality. Honestly, you could write you just had an orgy and as long as you claim you鈥檝e practiced safe sex they鈥檒l give you the green card to donate. At most, they mark your sack for a more thorough venereal diseases screening in case you couldn鈥檛 affirm for sure that you鈥檙e 100% clean.The whole聽鈥渂ut after the AIDS scare鈥 discourse is bullcrap. They give AIDS informative flyers to all donors once a year and they screen for HIV all the sacks. Whenever you donate, you get the analysis results back and if you check, straight or gay, there鈥檚 always the results for the HIV test. Because medicine knows that straights and gays are all equally likely to be affected, it鈥檚 how it is.If you鈥檙e gay, you can donate. If you鈥檙e trans, the most that can happen is that your doctor allows you two yearly donations, roughly six months apart, if you are having your period; otherwise you鈥檙e allowed three yearly donations, roughly four months apart. That鈥檚 it.If the forms are like those provided in Italy, you won鈥檛 have even have to lie. If you live in some dumbass country that thinks you cannot donate if you鈥檙e queer, though, yeah, just fucking lie about it because there is no valid reason that says you cannot give blood.It鈥檚 an whole different matter聽if we鈥檙e talking about restrictions based on where you were at X date.These questions are common worldwide because they refer to viruses and infections that cannot be screened.聽This is not made because the Red Cross is mean and cruel and whatever the fuck; it鈥檚 because they cannot be sure your blood is not contaminated and since the blood is going to someone who, it stands to reason,聽is already compromised on their own, they cannot fight their own battle and add more. That鈥檚 why you cannot donate.聽My uncle died because he was fighting leukemia and was injected a transfusion of infected blood. DO NOT LIE ON THE FORM ABOUT ILLNESSES YOU HAD OR PLACES YOU鈥橵E BEEN TO. YOUR WISH TO DONATE IS WORTH JACK SHIT IF YOU CONTAMINATE SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU WEREN鈥橳 HONEST.
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Didn鈥檛 even know people are not allowed to give blood if they are gay


That鈥檚 been the thing for years. The HIV scare of the 鈥80s prohibited us from donating blood. And they still hold that against us despite the fact that that claim has been debunked over and over again.

the wording on the paperwork is 鈥淎re you a man who has had sexual intercourse with a man after 1980鈥 or 鈥淎re you a woman who has had sexual intercourse with a man who has had sexual intercourse with another man since 1980鈥 (this was a blood drive at my college  where majority of the students werent Alive in 1980.) I donated all the time back when I was a virgin, because o- , but now I鈥檓 not allowed to. So a better question for this article is 鈥淲hy won鈥檛 baby boomers let queer people donate blood, even though all the blood gets screened for HIV and aids anyway?鈥 though, theres a lot of room for loopholes in the wording of it   


This fucking matters. Bias in medicine is bias that should not exist. Fucking fix it.


This is disgusting 

hey trans people can鈥檛 give blood either. was banned from a plasma place for having the nerve to show up and be trans. 鈥渨e don鈥檛 serve you people鈥.

This is one of the reasons why it was painful for a LOT of Queer people after the Pulse shooting. We kept seeing messages calling for blood donations but so many of us can鈥檛 donate. We couldn鈥檛 even help our own community.聽


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


as someone who has received money and/or drugs in exchange for sex, i have a lifetime ban on giving blood. FURTHERMORE, my whore blood is so filthy that if you鈥檝e had sex with me in the past year, YOU can鈥檛 give blood!
and that鈥檚 a federal goddamn guideline, folks! 

If you lived in Europe for 3 months between 1980 and 1996 you can鈥檛 donate blood which basically takes out everyone who ever served in the military and was stationed overseas, anyone who studied abroad or anyone who had a job overseas during that period. The Red Cross is always announcing they have a shortage of blood donors but they create the shortage with the byzantine array of restrictions that they refuse to revisit.聽

Okay, the above stuff is stigma and total crap, we have efficient screens for HIV and things now, the blood will be screened anyway, banning people for their sexual history is completely prejudice and its wasteful, and those rules really need to go.
But the last one, the ban on donation for people living in Europe, is actually done for a reason. Its an attempt to limit the spread of vCJD, which we don鈥檛 have a way of screening for right now.


Last i went you could donate blood if trans, I was openly trans at my blood clinic and they took me. So its probably just that particular clinic, which I say so that other trans people arent discouraged from trying to donate.
Also鈥 as long as its the only question you lie on鈥 if theres a blood shortage emergency I really dont see why not lie on that one question. Like its terrible to have to do that and im not trying to make you feel bad if you avoiding donating because of it, but since we know its not scientifically founded it seems perfectly moral to me to lie on that one question if you want to donate. There鈥檚 not really a way for them to fact check that.


I really never understood why people don鈥檛 just LIE
鈥淗eartbroken they couldn鈥檛-鈥 JUST LIE ON THE FORM

I鈥檓 an openly queer woman in Italy and I鈥檝e never lied on my form, but also, my form doesn鈥檛 even ask the gender of my partner. All the questions are phrased聽鈥渉ave you had any heterosexual or homosexual intercourse in the past six months?鈥,聽鈥渉ave you changed partner in the past six months?鈥 They are willingly phrased to work for all people because there鈥檚 literally no scientific reason as to why straight blood would be safer than gay blood.It鈥檚 just a formality. Honestly, you could write you just had an orgy and as long as you claim you鈥檝e practiced safe sex they鈥檒l give you the green card to donate. At most, they mark your sack for a more thorough venereal diseases screening in case you couldn鈥檛 affirm for sure that you鈥檙e 100% clean.The whole聽鈥渂ut after the AIDS scare鈥 discourse is bullcrap. They give AIDS informative flyers to all donors once a year and they screen for HIV all the sacks. Whenever you donate, you get the analysis results back and if you check, straight or gay, there鈥檚 always the results for the HIV test. Because medicine knows that straights and gays are all equally likely to be affected, it鈥檚 how it is.If you鈥檙e gay, you can donate. If you鈥檙e trans, the most that can happen is that your doctor allows you two yearly donations, roughly six months apart, if you are having your period; otherwise you鈥檙e allowed three yearly donations, roughly four months apart. That鈥檚 it.If the forms are like those provided in Italy, you won鈥檛 have even have to lie. If you live in some dumbass country that thinks you cannot donate if you鈥檙e queer, though, yeah, just fucking lie about it because there is no valid reason that says you cannot give blood.It鈥檚 an whole different matter聽if we鈥檙e talking about restrictions based on where you were at X date.These questions are common worldwide because they refer to viruses and infections that cannot be screened.聽This is not made because the Red Cross is mean and cruel and whatever the fuck; it鈥檚 because they cannot be sure your blood is not contaminated and since the blood is going to someone who, it stands to reason,聽is already compromised on their own, they cannot fight their own battle and add more. That鈥檚 why you cannot donate.聽My uncle died because he was fighting leukemia and was injected a transfusion of infected blood. DO NOT LIE ON THE FORM ABOUT ILLNESSES YOU HAD OR PLACES YOU鈥橵E BEEN TO. YOUR WISH TO DONATE IS WORTH JACK SHIT IF YOU CONTAMINATE SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU WEREN鈥橳 HONEST.

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Apparently, Bad, and Comfortable: theladyzephyr: Folks let me talk about Crowley and sunglasses, because I have a lot of emotions about when he wears them and when he doesn鈥檛, and Hiding versus Being Seen. We鈥檙e introduced to the concept of Crowley wearing glasses even before we鈥檙e introduced to Crowley, by Hastur: 鈥淚f you ask me he鈥檚 been up here too long. Gone native. Enjoying himself too much. Wearing sunglasses even when he doesn鈥檛 need them.鈥 Honestly Crowley鈥檚 whole introduction is a fantastic; we learn so much about his character in a tiny amount of time. The fact that he鈥檚 late, the Queen playing as the Bentley approaches, the 鈥淗i, guys鈥 in response to Hastur and Ligur鈥檚 鈥淗ail Satan鈥. I like this intro much better than the one originally scripted with the rats at the phone company, but I digress. Crowley wears sunglasses when he doesn鈥檛 need them. Specifically, he still wears them around the demons, and when he鈥檚 in hell. You know where Crowley doesn鈥檛 wear glasses? At home. We never once see him wearing glasses in his flat, except for when he knows Hastur and Ligur are coming. That鈥檚 an emotional kick to the gut for me. Here鈥檚 one of the only places Crowley鈥檚 comfortable enough to be sans glasses, and when he knows it鈥檚 going to be invaded he prepares not just physically with the holy water, but by putting up that emotional barrier in a place where he wasn鈥檛 supposed to need it. An argument could be made that Crowley actually never needs glasses. We鈥檙e shown that it鈥檚 well within the angels鈥 and demons鈥 powers to pass unnoticed by humans. Crowley and Aziraphale waltz out of the manor in the middle of a police raid, and going unnoticed by the police takes so little effort that they can keep up a conversation while they stroll through. Even an unimaginative demon like Hastur apparently doesn鈥檛 have trouble with the humans losing it over his demonic eyes. The humans in the scene at Megiddo are acting like 鈥渢his guy is a little weird鈥 and not 鈥渉oly shit his entire eyeballs are black jelly鈥 That means that Crowley鈥檚 glasses are a choice, just like Aziraphale鈥檚 softness. Sure, he could arrange matters so that nobody ever noticed his eyes, but he doesn鈥檛 want to. Crowley wants acceptance, and he wants to belong, and he鈥檚 never, ever had that. He didn鈥檛 fit in before the Fall in Heaven, he doesn鈥檛 fit in with the demons in Hell. With the glasses, and with the Bentley and his plants and with the barely-bad-enough-to-be-evil nuisance temptations, he鈥檚 choosing Earth. This is where he wants to fit in, perhaps not with the humans, but amongst them. Even after Crowley is at his absolute lowest, when he thinks Aziraphale鈥檚 dead and he鈥檚 on his way to drink until the world ends, he takes the time to put a new pair on when the old ones are damaged. He needs that emotional crutch right now, even with everything about to turn into a pile of puddling goo he鈥檚 not ready for the world to see his eyes. Which is why I swore out loud when Hastur forcibly takes them off. It鈥檚 about the worst thing that Hastur could have done. Rather than leading with a physical threat, his first act is to strip away Crowley鈥檚 emotional defences. It鈥檚 a great writing choice because god it made me hate Hastur, even more than all the physical violence we see him do. It鈥檚 also the moment that Crowley really truly gets his shit together, and focuses all of his considerable imagination on getting to Tadfield and Aziraphale to help save the world. He鈥檚 wielding the terrifyingly unimaginable power of someone who鈥檚 hit rock bottom and realised it literally could not get any worse than this. He doesn鈥檛 put another pair of glasses on after discorporating Hastur, and he spends the majority of the airbase sequence without them. He puts them back on again, I think, at the moment that he really lets himself hope. When he thinks 鈥榮hit, there may be a real chance that we get through this to a future that I don鈥檛 want to lose鈥. The vulnerability is back, and he needs Adam to trust him. In Crowley鈥檚 mind being accepted by a human means he needs to have his eyes hidden. Someone give the demon a hug, please. Interestingly, there鈥檚 only one time in the whole series that we see Crowley willingly choose to take his glasses off around another person. Only one person he鈥檒l take down that barrier for, and even then he鈥檚 drunk before he does it. Dear God/Satan/Someone that makes my heart ache. Crowley鈥檚 chosen Earth, but he鈥檚 also chosen Aziraphale. He鈥檚 been looking for somewhere to belong his entire existence, and it鈥檚 with the angel that he finally feels it. When the dust settles and the world is saved and they finally have space to be themselves unguarded, I like to imagine Crowley takes off the glasses when it鈥檚 just the two of them; the idea of being known doesn鈥檛 scare him quite so much anymore. 聽
Apparently, Bad, and Comfortable: theladyzephyr:

Folks let me talk about Crowley and sunglasses, because I have a lot of emotions about when he wears them and when he doesn鈥檛, and Hiding versus Being Seen.
We鈥檙e introduced to the concept of Crowley wearing glasses even before we鈥檙e introduced to Crowley, by Hastur: 鈥淚f you ask me he鈥檚 been up here too long. Gone native. Enjoying himself too much. Wearing sunglasses even when he doesn鈥檛 need them.鈥
Honestly Crowley鈥檚 whole introduction is a fantastic; we learn so much about his character in a tiny amount of time. The fact that he鈥檚 late, the Queen playing as the Bentley approaches, the 鈥淗i, guys鈥 in response to Hastur and Ligur鈥檚 鈥淗ail Satan鈥. I like this intro much better than the one originally scripted with the rats at the phone company, but I digress.
Crowley wears sunglasses when he doesn鈥檛 need them. Specifically, he still wears them around the demons, and when he鈥檚 in hell.
You know where Crowley doesn鈥檛 wear glasses? At home.
We never once see him wearing glasses in his flat, except for when he knows Hastur and Ligur are coming. That鈥檚 an emotional kick to the gut for me. Here鈥檚 one of the only places Crowley鈥檚 comfortable enough to be sans glasses, and when he knows it鈥檚 going to be invaded he prepares not just physically with the holy water, but by putting up that emotional barrier in a place where he wasn鈥檛 supposed to need it.
An argument could be made that Crowley actually never needs glasses. We鈥檙e shown that it鈥檚 well within the angels鈥 and demons鈥 powers to pass unnoticed by humans. Crowley and Aziraphale waltz out of the manor in the middle of a police raid, and going unnoticed by the police takes so little effort that they can keep up a conversation while they stroll through. Even an unimaginative demon like Hastur apparently doesn鈥檛 have trouble with the humans losing it over his demonic eyes. The humans in the scene at Megiddo are acting like 鈥渢his guy is a little weird鈥 and not 鈥渉oly shit his entire eyeballs are black jelly鈥
That means that Crowley鈥檚 glasses are a choice, just like Aziraphale鈥檚 softness. Sure, he could arrange matters so that nobody ever noticed his eyes, but he doesn鈥檛 want to. Crowley wants acceptance, and he wants to belong, and he鈥檚 never, ever had that. He didn鈥檛 fit in before the Fall in Heaven, he doesn鈥檛 fit in with the demons in Hell. With the glasses, and with the Bentley and his plants and with the barely-bad-enough-to-be-evil nuisance temptations, he鈥檚 choosing Earth. This is where he wants to fit in, perhaps not with the humans, but amongst them.
Even after Crowley is at his absolute lowest, when he thinks Aziraphale鈥檚 dead and he鈥檚 on his way to drink until the world ends, he takes the time to put a new pair on when the old ones are damaged. He needs that emotional crutch right now, even with everything about to turn into a pile of puddling goo he鈥檚 not ready for the world to see his eyes.
Which is why I swore out loud when Hastur forcibly takes them off.
It鈥檚 about the worst thing that Hastur could have done. Rather than leading with a physical threat, his first act is to strip away Crowley鈥檚 emotional defences. It鈥檚 a great writing choice because god it made me hate Hastur, even more than all the physical violence we see him do.
It鈥檚 also the moment that Crowley really truly gets his shit together, and focuses all of his considerable imagination on getting to Tadfield and Aziraphale to help save the world. He鈥檚 wielding the terrifyingly unimaginable power of someone who鈥檚 hit rock bottom and realised it literally could not get any worse than this. He doesn鈥檛 put another pair of glasses on after discorporating Hastur, and he spends the majority of the airbase sequence without them.
He puts them back on again, I think, at the moment that he really lets himself hope. When he thinks 鈥榮hit, there may be a real chance that we get through this to a future that I don鈥檛 want to lose鈥.
The vulnerability is back, and he needs Adam to trust him. In Crowley鈥檚 mind being accepted by a human means he needs to have his eyes hidden. Someone give the demon a hug, please.
Interestingly, there鈥檚 only one time in the whole series that we see Crowley willingly choose to take his glasses off around another person. Only one person he鈥檒l take down that barrier for, and even then he鈥檚 drunk before he does it.
Dear God/Satan/Someone that makes my heart ache. Crowley鈥檚 chosen Earth, but he鈥檚 also chosen Aziraphale. He鈥檚 been looking for somewhere to belong his entire existence, and it鈥檚 with the angel that he finally feels it.
When the dust settles and the world is saved and they finally have space to be themselves unguarded, I like to imagine Crowley takes off the glasses when it鈥檚 just the two of them; the idea of being known doesn鈥檛 scare him quite so much anymore. 聽

theladyzephyr: Folks let me talk about Crowley and sunglasses, because I have a lot of emotions about when he wears them and when he doesn鈥...