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Children, Dating, and Food: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DATE IS A BEAR 1 Make sure that your date is a bear. Bears and human beings can look yery similar at first glance. Note the similarites below: Hair Eyes: Salmon (Occasional) Breath: CollegelHumor 2 Assess the situation. The bear is likely are not very good at using dating websites, and occasionally forget to check "bear" on their personal profile. Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate the bear, giving it before things get awkward surprised as you are. Bears as an opportunity to leave the date 3 Don't give the bear sweets. Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint people as a food source. This damages its ability to survive in thee wild. Also, sweets make the bear fat on 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area. Bears can become extremely aggressive around their cubs, creating a dangerous situation for you should you remain on the date. If you do see cubs, consider whether or not you feel emotionally prepared to enter into a relationship where children are involved 5 Propose to the bear. If it seems right, then make the leap. Don't be afraid if you discover that this bear is The One. Don't fight your strange, wrong, physically impractical love any longer, and spend the rest of your life with the one bear who makes you truly happy CollegeHumer novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

God, Lost, and Trashy: Olive @OliveOilCorp when i got to adulthood and allowed myself to enjoy trashy things unironically and without apology Thank God I lost my sense of taste years ago

Ash, Gif, and Shit: 85% 2:27 Ash Today 2:27 AM The deepest part of the ocean is the Challanger Deep, which lies 36,200 feet below the sea. To put things in perspective the average grocery store banana is 7.5 inches long, per the U.S. Department of Agriculture. That means the deepest part of the ocean is 57,920 bananas deep Sent Type a message... GIF Her bio said she was looking for someone who could talk to her about deep shit. As a Redditor, I responded the only way I knew how

Her bio said she was looking for someone who could talk to her about deep shit. As a Redditor, I responded the only way I knew how

Test, Poke, and Light: Why do you multiply the percentage by .16772888172? Otherwise the test fails TDD geek poke Things we do to see that green light

Things we do to see that green light

Jokes, Via, and Make: "And you make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously. Because if you take things seriously, they matter." -(via oxeyed)

Love, Happy, and World: A person needs just three things to be truly happy in the world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.

Iphone, Spider, and Twitter: female hysteria @LocalGoblin The bigass spider in my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because i want to know two things: where did he come from where did he go 2:38 AM May 19, 2016 Twitter for iPhone 611 Retweets 1.8K Likes female hysteria May 19, 2016 Replying to @LocalGoblin and @queentrash_ update: cotton eyed joe has been located and terminated 1 t 2 40

Click, Clock, and Imma Let You Finish But...: Deaf individuals are 150% more likely to be victims of assault, abuse and bullying in their lifetime. #whowillanswer 31% of deaf men and women experience emotional abuse. #whowillanswer Domestic violence impacts one out of every two deaf women. #whowillanswer One in every 6 deaf men experiences domestic violence and sexual assault. Help us answer their calls for help. #whowillanswer Violence doesn't stop at 5pm. Help us answer calls around the clock. Let's fund a 24/7 National Deaf Hotline Center. puppy-the-werewolf: rikkipoynter: rated-d: snorpheus: rated-d: For more information, please visit www.whowillanswer.org. Yo, imma let you finish, but is a hotline for DEAF people a good idea? Did you think this through? Yo, I have a better question. Why don’t you just click the damn link I provided at the first place to find out? Hearing people like to think we don’t think things through, but… They answer emails, instant messages, and video calls for those of y'all that didn’t click the link

puppy-the-werewolf: rikkipoynter: rated-d: snorpheus: rated-d: For more information, please visit www.whowillanswer.org. Yo, imma let...

Google, Netflix, and Snapchat: WHAT HAPPENS IN ONE MINUTE? NETFLIX 70,000 Hours of 3 million videos Netflix watched watched on Snapchat Geogle JS Who is Cardi B? Feeing cy Gegle Searce Google is asked 2.4 million questions A new JS framework appears Just JS Things!!!

Just JS Things!!!

cnn.com, College, and Lazy: Aldo Orosz September 6 at 5:06 AM CNN CNN @CNN Americans are moving to Europe for free college degrees cnn.it/24o6lkA @blindsiren Lazy immigrants.going to another country that's not theirs and taking things for free

Children, Dating, and Food: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DATE IS A BEAR 1 Make sure that your date is a bear. Bears and human beings can look yery similar at first glance. Note the similarites below: Hair Eyes: Salmon (Occasional) Breath: CollegelHumor 2 Assess the situation. The bear is likely are not very good at using dating websites, and occasionally forget to check "bear" on their personal profile. Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate the bear, giving it before things get awkward surprised as you are. Bears as an opportunity to leave the date 3 Don't give the bear sweets. Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint people as a food source. This damages its ability to survive in thee wild. Also, sweets make the bear fat on 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area. Bears can become extremely aggressive around their cubs, creating a dangerous situation for you should you remain on the date. If you do see cubs, consider whether or not you feel emotionally prepared to enter into a relationship where children are involved 5 Propose to the bear. If it seems right, then make the leap. Don't be afraid if you discover that this bear is The One. Don't fight your strange, wrong, physically impractical love any longer, and spend the rest of your life with the one bear who makes you truly happy CollegeHumer novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

Children, Dating, and Food: WHAT TO DO IF YOUR DATE IS A BEAR 1 Make sure that your date is a bear. Bears and human beings can look yery similar at first glance. Note the similarites below: Hair Eyes: Salmon (Occasional) Breath: CollegelHumor 2 Assess the situation. The bear is likely are not very good at using dating websites, and occasionally forget to check "bear" on their personal profile. Wave your arms and make noise to intimidate the bear, giving it before things get awkward surprised as you are. Bears as an opportunity to leave the date 3 Don't give the bear sweets. Feeding a wild bear will cause it to imprint people as a food source. This damages its ability to survive in thee wild. Also, sweets make the bear fat on 4 Check for any bear cubs around the area. Bears can become extremely aggressive around their cubs, creating a dangerous situation for you should you remain on the date. If you do see cubs, consider whether or not you feel emotionally prepared to enter into a relationship where children are involved 5 Propose to the bear. If it seems right, then make the leap. Don't be afraid if you discover that this bear is The One. Don't fight your strange, wrong, physically impractical love any longer, and spend the rest of your life with the one bear who makes you truly happy CollegeHumer novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks

Love, I Love You, and Change: SWEETIE? BABE WHAT'S HAPPEN ING?? SOME- THING'S WRONG I CAN'T WAIT- NO! WAIT! YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME! I.. LOVE YOu... SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! 250 200 PRODUCTIVITY 150 100 WAGES 50 1960 2000 2020 1980 PATREON COM/WILLIKINWOLF PERCENT CHANGE SINCE 1948

Dementia, Good, and Water: i About this website TRENDING.DIPLY.COM Man Invents Edible Water That Looks Like Sweets To Keep Dementia Patients Hydrated Everyone liked that Humans doing good human things

Humans doing good human things

Children, Crazy, and Fall: MY MUST LIST LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA He stars as an aeronaut on HBO's His Dark Materials, is at work on movie adaptations of Jonathan Larson's tick, tick...BOOM! and his own In the Heights, is enjoying the success of his latest Broadway undertaking, Freestyle Love Supreme, and gives us daily pep talks on Twitter. But the mega-multitasker still found time to tell EW about a few of the things he really, really loves. TV What We Do in the Shadows (FX) I just binged. It is so genius. The history of incredibly brilliant movies to TV spin-offs is alarmingly poor. They don't usually stick the landing, but I think it's because it's [director Taika Waititi] and the original team, it's just a brilliant expansion of the conceit of the movie. MOVIE Cabaret It's a master class in how to translate the essence of something from stage to screen without literally translating it. The show is really different from the movie, but no one's mad at that movie, because it's brilliant, and that's the toughest act to follow. We're golng for it with In the Heights. I'm going for it with tick, tick...B0OM! I have a lot of projects, so Cabaret is a big source material for inspiration. STAGE Octet This Off Broadway show by Dave Malloy, the com- poser of Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812, was the last thing I saw that really knocked my socks off. It's a com- pletely a cappella musical about internet addiction. My wife, who Is a tough audience when it comes to musicals, it was her favorite thing she saw all year. MUSIC Judee Sill The podcast Wonderful, by my friend Griffin McElroy, turned me on to this song- writer from the early '70s. She doesn't have a lot-it's, Wke, two albums and a posthumous album, Just Tke [rapper] Big Pun-but m devouring it because it's like this Southern Joni Mitchell voice that I've never heard. It's gorgeous. HERE BOR IT BOOK Here for It R. Eric Thomas, a Baltimore-bred writer and playwright, is one of my favorite writers. I look forward to his columns every day. His first mem- oir, Here for it [out Feb. 18, 2020], is like if David Sedarls was completely steeped In pop culture Instead of living some- where far away writing about it. It's like pop cul- ture-obsessed, Sedarls- level laugh-out-loud funny BONUS Mister Rogers Neighborhood Can I make a request from the uni- verse? I've watched my children fall In love with Mister Rogers, but I can only find it on demand once a week. It's crazy. They fell In love with it via Daniel Tiger. When they watch, they feel like they're watching Daniel origin stories. But I'd like more, please, because it makes my kids very calm and kind.-As told to Sarah Rodman PHOTOGRAPH BY ERIC RAY DAVIDSON EW COM Oh baby, @EW let me do a Must List! None of this will be a surprise to YOU, but mentions include @TaikaWaititi, @oureric, Griffy & @rachelcmcelroy’s Wonderful!, Judee Sill, Liza Minnelli, @dave_malloy, Daniel Tiger... https://t.co/4PEFEmIGuh

Oh baby, @EW let me do a Must List! None of this will be a surprise to YOU, but mentions include @TaikaWaititi, @oureric, Griffy & @rachelcm...

Bad, Things, and Again: Things are bad again

Life, Low Key, and Memes: Noah Mason "You got to enjoy the little things in life, like blowing bubbles They call me bubbles in the classroom, because I'm always rising to the top" commongayboy: When you're low key a couple Not so low key via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OVvQz5

Not so low key via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OVvQz5

Dank, Life, and Low Key: Noah Mason "You got to enjoy the little things in life, like blowing bubbles They call me bubbles in the classroom, because I'm always rising to the top" commongayboy: When you're low key a couple Not so low key by basterbaxter MORE MEMES

Not so low key by basterbaxter MORE MEMES

Good, Net, and Believe: Idontknow why terrible things happen to us sometimes but Ohave to believe omething good is gonna come out of this. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Memes, and I Love You: Things I love You but in blue |You https://t.co/DL6LW8HFb7

https://t.co/DL6LW8HFb7

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles and I ate them while my mom paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn't find me because I was hiding behind the newspaper things and the Walmart people called the police because I was missing and when I heard them show up I thought I was a criminal so I left my mom a note on the newspaper that said I went to Mexico to start a new life and not to come looking for me and then I took off running with my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour and then the cops saw me walking down the road so they pulled over so I started running again and then they were using the like car intercom thing and they told me to stop running so when I didI thought they were gonna put me in handcuffs and take me to jail so I was crying and I slapped the officer in the stomach and tried to run again but he just held me back and when he asked me what happened to me and I told him he started crying he was laughing so hard. And he just gave my mom two dollars for the Pringles and he was still laughing when he left. And that's the time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Weird, Can, and Knowing: 91 less than a KITometer away #include<Tinderella.h> void Main() cout<<"This is interesting, isn't it?"; cout<<"Trust me, things can be more weird!" ; if(StateOfMind = "Pretty sure can handle it!") Swipe "Right"; else Swipe "Left" //End of Bio The only advantage of knowing C++

The only advantage of knowing C++

Tumblr, Blog, and Cartoon: "Early to bed, early to wake, makes a lady smart, pretty, and great Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead. ponies-n-things There are two kinds of cartoon srsfunny: From the b

srsfunny: From the b

Memes, Target, and Tumblr: ecaile @glambyscar I want it Shafeeq @Y2SHAF you know you're getting old when things like this excite you 30-minute-memes:25 and it got me excited

30-minute-memes:25 and it got me excited

Duck, Predator, and Old: w1tchmom Bedtime was half an hour ago. My six year old just walked out, bleary eyed, and asked his father if a duck is a predator. orriculum Some things are too important to go to bed without knowing It must be known

It must be known

Memes, Movies, and Proud: So proud of @SheaSerrano & @arturodraws for their wonderful #1 bestseller Movies (And Other Things)! Here is a drawing Arturo DM’d me which is among my most prized possessions https://t.co/eg5Z0KJEnQ

So proud of @SheaSerrano & @arturodraws for their wonderful #1 bestseller Movies (And Other Things)! Here is a drawing Arturo DM’d me which ...

Funny, Omg, and Sex: I'll speak French between your legs. cvn-t The hottest things I've ever been told. missjraffe I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis hatchworthsmoustache #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA# HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS zaynhappened TITTY CROISSANTS sh-ocking None of you should ever be having sex omg-humor: Still funny

omg-humor: Still funny

Children, Girls, and School: All Female Lord of the Flies Remake Will Be Written By Two Men Slash Film - 1 hour ago being-of-rain: uselessgaywhovian: organasrey: organasrey: theres so many things wrong here i want to Scream hollywood is such a fuckjng mess you all know why lord of the flies was written about little boys? golding very specifically believed that 1) he was not qualified to write about little girls as he had never experienced being one 2) he did not believe that the same events would transpire if it had been girls because he thought boys behaviour more likely to paint a picture of (male dominated) society and its problems. you can’t keep a female version of the story ‘faithful’ to the book because then it would be unfaithful to what the author was originally trying to portray. why dont you go and spit on goldings grave while you’re at it too. Wasn’t LOTF also written in response to an older book that kind of depicted British boys/men as the golden children of reason and civilization, and Golding, who taught at a boys’ school, was like “lol have you met any actual boys” This is the physical manifestation of men saying “what if it was the other way round?” with no thought of context or history.

being-of-rain: uselessgaywhovian: organasrey: organasrey: theres so many things wrong here i want to Scream hollywood is such a fuckjng m...

Head, Life, and Affect: "you're obsessed with your mental illness" i know right? it's almost like it impacts every part of my life "it's all in your head" I know right? it's almost like it's a mental illness "why do you let it affect you and stop you from being able to do things?" I know right? It's almost like it's an ACTUAL ILLNESS Me irl

Me irl

Love, Honey, and You: I LovE HONEY! BUT You KNow WHAT DON'T LOVE The guy watching us talk You could be doing so many better things

You could be doing so many better things

Never, Net, and Judge: Never judge things by their appearance https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Wanted, Can, and Them: When you can finally do the things you've wanted to do but you're too depressed to enjoy them: 259 Adulthood

Adulthood

Family, Girlfriend, and Nice: Things u can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend... COME... family I'm going to give u a bath, then a nice bone. family Grab the ball grab the ball grab the ball family Get off the mailman get off the mailman family Belongs here

Belongs here

Life, Tumblr, and Blog: "Do you have any hobbies?" INTROVERTS: memehumor: I too enjoy the finer things in life

memehumor: I too enjoy the finer things in life

Target, Tumblr, and Black: "THE BODY-POSITIVE MOVEMENT IS THE BODY-POSITIVE MOVEMENT. BUT MY MOVEMENT IS MY MOVEMENT. IF THAT'S BODY POSITIVE TO YOU, AMEN IF THAT'S FEMINIST TO YOU, AMEN. IF THAT'S PRO-BLACK TO YOU, AMEN BECAUSE MA'AM, I'M ALL OF THOSE THINGS lizzo @femestella femestella:Lizzo: Loving My Body Shouldn’t Be Revolutionary

femestella:Lizzo: Loving My Body Shouldn’t Be Revolutionary

Memes, 🤖, and Them: when people remember things about me that i dont even remember telling them https://t.co/mqPTHJfmkX

https://t.co/mqPTHJfmkX

Anime, Memes, and Slayer: Filthy dub watcher Listen, when I watch Dub I can at least do other things besides watching the anime Мe lthy dub watcher Why are you staring at me like Ima creature or something? Ме Demon Slayer memes!

Demon Slayer memes!

Android, Girls, and T-Mobile: 100% T-Mobile Wi-Fi 6:21 AM Thread Vharlentino. TM @Vharlentinoo Girls with small boob's trying to show cleavage today and all you see is their HEART BEATING #NoBraDay 2:05 AM 10/13/19 Twitter for Android 477 Retweets 1,842 Likes WTF Things Spotted On Black Twitter (25 Images)

WTF Things Spotted On Black Twitter (25 Images)

Excite, Old, and Got: ecaile @glambyscar I want it Shafeeq @Y2SHAF you know you're getting old when things like this excite you 25 and it got me excited

25 and it got me excited

Imagine, Obsessed, and Things: IMAGINE IF WE OBSESSED ABOUT THE THINGS WE LOVED ABOUT OURSELVES

Books, Memes, and Yo: "Ni vengas a joder con tu serie esa de stranger things" Yo yendo a joder a mis únicos 2 amigos: Créditos a quienes correspondan los memes #humor Humor #amreading #books #wattpad

Créditos a quienes correspondan los memes #humor Humor #amreading #books #wattpad

Never, Ill, and Things: THINGS ILL NEVER SAY

Money, Guess, and Jokes: BOYFRIEND ALWAYS SAID HE BROKE UP WITH HIS EXES BECAUSE OF MONEY PROBLEMS 2 WEEKS AGO I FOUND OUT HES KINDA RICH SOIHAVE MADE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT THINGS WE SHOULD DO TOGETHER SINCE HE CAN EASILY AFFORD IT HE JUST BROKE UP BECAUSE OF IT MEMEFUL.COM I guess I found out what the problems were

I guess I found out what the problems were

Church, Sorry, and Help: THE BRIDGE 3 HARDEST THINGS 2 SAY I L AM SORRY 2I NEED HELP 3 WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE SUNDAY 9 AM www.TheBridgeNE.com This church in Carver MA

This church in Carver MA

Funny, Sex, and Penis: I'll speak French between your legs. cvn-t The hottest things I've ever been told. missjraffe I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis hatchworthsmoustache #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA# HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS zaynhappened TITTY CROISSANTS sh-ocking None of you should ever be having sex Still funny

Still funny

Tattoos, Home, and Boyfriend: Breyon @_Breyonnn My boyfriend cheated on me so l convinced him to get matching tattoos. He went 1st. I went home. Moral of the story: don't be an a-hole and then maybe you wont be a victim of these things.

Moral of the story: don't be an a-hole and then maybe you wont be a victim of these things.

Messenger, Today, and Old: Anyone else be seeing these things floating around in your eye?? TYO TODAY TARS OLD messenger mindset @kenyemess how the fck u get a picture of this

Cute, Coffee, and All: ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE WITH COFFEE AND A CUTE OUTFIT

Church, Sorry, and Help: THE BRIDGE 3 HARDEST THINGS 2 SAY I L AM SORRY 2I NEED HELP 3 WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE SUNDAY 9 AM www.TheBridgeNE.com This church in Carver MA

This church in Carver MA

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: esmesqualor:STRANGER THINGS 3 — 3x5 The Flayed

esmesqualor:STRANGER THINGS 3 — 3x5 The Flayed

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