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Dicks, Dmv, and Thank You: Not only have I had countless issues getting plates for a truck that is nothing but trouble,when I finally get the plates they say ATE DICKS 24 7 Thank you DMV. MAR Missouri HOW ME STATI

America, Eric Trump, and Fail: THEY WOULD RATHER SEE MY FATHER FAIL, THAN HAVE AMERICA SUCCEED. THAT'S THE UGLINESS OF WASHINGTON D.C. ERIC TRUMP TURNING POINT USA Eric Trump Is Spot On, Unfortunately...

Eric Trump Is Spot On, Unfortunately...

Memes, Ted, and Uber: WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus Me: So then the child fell into the pit and they shot Harambe. This set off a series of horrible events and I don't think anything has been the same since Uber driver dropping me off: Well have fun @whitepeoplehumor I would attend your Ted Talk any day. 😘😘

@whitepeoplehumor I would attend your Ted Talk any day. 😘😘

Cheating, Tumblr, and Blog: D Got Caught Cheating in my GCSE exams (kick... 309K views 4 months ago 10:05 How i cheated in my GCSE exams (easy) 562K views 5 months ago 8:14 memehumor: How could they have ever found out…?

memehumor: How could they have ever found out…?

Being Alone, Saw, and Tumblr: 0 AT&T LTE 10:53 PM 81 % | Back Taco Santo Ross F. 1 Friend 5 Reviews 0 Tips 5 days ago The entire kitchen and wait staff saw an ice cream truck and ran outside, leaving me alone in the restaurant. 10 minutes later they all came back with ice cream cones. I still can't believe this actually happened memehumor: Are they hiring?

memehumor: Are they hiring?

Dank, Power, and Trump: ( Matt Zoller soythe Following @mattzollerseitz The Trump administration's war on trans people is a canary-in-the-coal mine moment. They're trying to see if they can effectively repudiate the existence of an entire group of people, and they're starting with one that has very little political power, to see if others object. 9:32 PM-21 Oct 2018

Funny, Memes, and Fuck: i'm kinda glad i'm so difficult to deal with & understand bc then i know when someone stays around, they truly fuck with me Rlesarcasm.on SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Friends, Memes, and Tinder: Dragging my other single friend to the bars like Me telling my friends they don’t need a relationship @tinder singlenotsorry tinderpartner

Me telling my friends they don’t need a relationship @tinder singlenotsorry tinderpartner

Future, Memes, and Sex: The longer you stay single, the more sex they have with your future wife. It hurts.

Memes, Nasa, and Taken: BB C Nasa This crater on the planet Mercury appears to be smiling for the camera! 🙂 This shot was taken on a previous @nasa mission but two new satellites from Europe and Japan are currently heading towards the smallest planet in our solar system to try and unlock its mysteries. The joint endeavour, known as BepiColombo, left Earth this weekend. It may take seven years for the probes to get there – but looks like they’re get a very warm welcome… instascience instatechnology technology science space mercury bepicolombo nasa esa outerspace smiley happycrater spacephotography bbcnews

This crater on the planet Mercury appears to be smiling for the camera! 🙂 This shot was taken on a previous @nasa mission but two new satell...

Dallas Cowboys, Fritos, and Nfl: The Cowboys traded a first round pick for Amari Cooper? The Patriots would have landed hinm for a 7th rounder and a bag of stale Fritos if they wanted to. Credit: Tyler Kostrezewa

Credit: Tyler Kostrezewa

Alive, Ass, and Driving: sp00ky reem @reeeemaxoxo Does anyone else ever think about the sketchy ass situations they put themselves in? Like as YOUNG ass kids. Why were we 15 wildin. How am i alive Quick story. When I was 21, I was driving home at 2:30am. Saw a chick get pushed out of a moving car. Guy kept going. Like the gentleman I am, I picked her up, took her home and we fornicated. Later, I had to lock her out of my house as I called the cops because she was threatening me with a knife.... probably meth’d out... 🤷‍♂️ but that pussy was 🔥🔥If you’re out there my love, hope you’re doing well. DM me.

Quick story. When I was 21, I was driving home at 2:30am. Saw a chick get pushed out of a moving car. Guy kept going. Like the gentleman I a...

Home, Link, and Time: Sofi LaLonde @SofiLaLonde Me during a home invasion and the burglar tells me they haven't registered to vote psst... hey, there’s still time to register to vote in some states. go to our link in bio and get started before it’s too late!!

psst... hey, there’s still time to register to vote in some states. go to our link in bio and get started before it’s too late!!

Family, Friends, and Love: Love and support from your friends and family OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR Its really close

Its really close

Funny, Girls, and Infinity: kate @kaiteasley should we check up on the girls who got a tattoo of an infinity symbol in 2014 or should we let them be Tag em and ask em if they ok👇🏻

Tag em and ask em if they ok👇🏻

Parents, Weird, and Coworkers: checkers @amandaacheckers My mom just told me that one of her coworkers taught a first grader who spoke in a British accent Which isn't that weird at all-until you take into account that his parents are from here, they have no accents & their son somehow adopted an entire dialect from watching Peppa Pig peppa pig is too powerful

peppa pig is too powerful

Bad, Dank, and Animal: babyanimalgifs they say crossing a black cat is bad luck but if you see one.. be sure to pet it because it's a nice animal that deserves to be loved

Philadelphia Eagles, Run, and Diarrhea: Persons having currently active diarrhea or who have had active diarrhea within the previous14 days shall soar on the wings of eagles; they will run and not grow weary. CA Title 24, Sec 3120B.00

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: Young Sesame Chicken @loccdawgg So We been eating boneless bananas this whole time IM HIM @ziyatong This is what wild bananas look like They have seeds. Show this thread laughoutloud-club: It really makes you think

laughoutloud-club: It really makes you think

Memes, Shit, and Train: When you been talking mad shit about the Coast Guard and National Guard for years then they outshoot you at the International Sniper Competition iTs cUZ tHey dOnt dEw nUtHiN BuT TrAin!!!! 😤😤😤

iTs cUZ tHey dOnt dEw nUtHiN BuT TrAin!!!! 😤😤😤

Cars, Children, and Club: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 1. 2. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 6. 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk behind someone and say "follow the yellow brick road" laughoutloud-club: Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

laughoutloud-club: Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Memes, Tag Someone, and All The: When you need ALL the attention tag someone so they have to give you attention 😇 hi @banterkinggram (@mytherapistsays)

tag someone so they have to give you attention 😇 hi @banterkinggram (@mytherapistsays)

Love, Live, and Smile: A reminder that Quokkas live on an island with no natural predators, so they aren't afraid of or attack humans since they don't need those survival tactics. They love selfies and smile but they do have razor sharp teeth

but they do have razor sharp teeth

Love, Memes, and New York: K-bop school K-pop is taking over the world but could the next huge star come from New York? This training centre is teaching American K-pop fans the skills they need to try and make it to the top like BTS. The students are under no illusions though: "It's going to be really, really, really hard" says Lala, who insists she's going to give everything to make her musical dreams come true. Love that passion! Tap the link in our bio to see more about how BTS became a phenomenon and the lengths their fans go to for the group. newyork hope dream btsarmy BBCNews @bts.bighitofficial

K-pop is taking over the world but could the next huge star come from New York? This training centre is teaching American K-pop fans the ski...

Love, Memes, and Back: I love people Who gossip behind my back. That's exactly Where they belong. Behind my back

Today, Lying, and Back: Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasn't on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then. i've been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze 10/5/18, 3:38 PM 37.3K Retweets 290K Likes make the human feel better

make the human feel better

Ass, Yo, and Dank Memes: When you miss someone, but you know damn well they ain't thinking about yo ass at all Damn.

Damn.

Heaven, Angel, and Good: brittleglory it's easy to spot an angel you just gotta start telling a story in a group situation when people are too busy talking over each other to hear you. look for that one person who notices and makes eye contact and smiles encouragingly till you've finished talking- that's the angel same genus as that friend who, when everyone else is jokily slagging you off about something, notices that one comment has hit a nerve and subtly changes the subject or says something in your defence. these people are pure and go straight to heaven Source: blazeorgold 140,942 notes Aug 30th, 2016 #friendship #yes good They’re the real MVPs

They’re the real MVPs

Bitch, Crazy, and Fucking: Chris Burns @fatcarriebshaw People love bragging about how "until they turned 3 my hair was actually like crazy blond" and I'm like yeah when I was born l weighed 8 fucking pounds and wasn't a terrible bitch people change l guessv Legitimately 💯🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️(@fatcarriebradshaw)

Legitimately 💯🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️(@fatcarriebradshaw)

Home, Invasion, and They: Me during a home invasion and the burglar iells m they haven't registered to voic

Cincinnati Bengals, Nfl, and Bengals: BREAKING: Cincinnati Bengals release new logo that will be used everytime they play in primetime

Cincinnati Bengals, Football, and Nfl: BREAKING: Cincinnati Bengals release new logo that will be used everytime they play in primetime https://t.co/zp1JnhRibh

BREAKING: Cincinnati Bengals release new logo that will be used everytime they play in primetime https://t.co/zp1JnhRibh

Memes, Party, and Democratic Party: The late night "comedy shows" are not really comedy shows anymore. They are Democratic Party infomercials. The hosts are not really comedians these days. They are rage leaders. (SP)

(SP)

Funny, Memes, and Coffee: When a coworker says they don't need coffee because they're naturally energetic SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Chelsea, Friends, and Text: here's your reminder @t... 58m v : please remember to take some time to text back your friends Chelsea Perett. + @chel...-52m ﹀ that would imply they reach out 34

Ironic, Parents, and Weird: checkers @amandaacheckers My mom just told me that one of her coworkers taught a first grader who spoke in a British accent Which isn't that weird at all-until you take into account that his parents are from here, they have no accents & their son somehow adopted an entire dialect from watching Peppa Pig Cheeky move

Cheeky move

Life, Love, and Memes: It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request. Or when she sets her profile to private and you can’t jerk off to her thirst trap photos anymore. 😭😭 WHY WONT YOU LET ME LOVE YOU!?

Or when she sets her profile to private and you can’t jerk off to her thirst trap photos anymore. 😭😭 WHY WONT YOU LET ME LOVE YOU!?

Funny, Memes, and Sexting: sexting boys is so fun because they get so into it and you're like cleaning your kitchen or something sarcasm. only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Disney, Disney World, and Memes: IF4000 OF US MARCH TO DISNEY WORLD COULD WE DEMAND THEY LET USIN FOR FREE -Jacob

-Jacob

Videos, Girl Memes, and Boys: y'all this account really posts the HOTTEST GUYS and i'm here for it damn!! follow @pubertyhit.s for more videos like these 💦😍 !!!! they post the finest boys omgg @pubertyhit.s @pubertyhit.s @pubertyhit.s 💦😍😻😻😻

damn!! follow @pubertyhit.s for more videos like these 💦😍 !!!! they post the finest boys omgg @pubertyhit.s @pubertyhit.s @pubertyhit.s 💦😍😻😻...

Dad, Memes, and Good: Wizkid * @wizkidayo Zion on road with Dad! shaku on the beat @naeesse 回fVO @KraksTV Tife and Ayo nko? @wizkidayo They doing good. Thanks..:l hope ur fada is home with u right now? Wizkid has poured stew on this person 😭😭🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️ . KraksTV

Wizkid has poured stew on this person 😭😭🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️ . KraksTV

Advice, Memes, and Flickr: "If you really wanna throw a wrench in their plans, THROW THEM OUT." 4 Derivative of Gage Skoidmore photo: flickr pageskidmore/16047251 189 LIKE IF YOU'RE VOTING REPUBLICANS OUT If you're planning to sit this election out, just remember that's exactly what Republicans are betting on. They know it's the only way they'll stay in power. mypollingplace.org ← Let's take President Obama's advice and throw them out.

If you're planning to sit this election out, just remember that's exactly what Republicans are betting on. They know it's the only way they'...

Dank, Future, and Decisions: Adam Kotsko @adamkotsko We ask 18-year-olds to make huge decisions about their career and financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the bathroom

Cute, Facts, and Grandma: Instagram: stali.s @staliloso200 My grandma said always keep $3 in ya pocket so if u see a cute girl u can buy her lemonade.. Grandma these bitches do not want no damn lemonade They Want Chanel Bags Facts 😩

Facts 😩

Makeup, Memes, and Obama: President Trump Is Considering Going Back to Science and 2 Genders ALL GENDER RESTROOM Anyone can use this restroom, of gender ident or expression DO YOU AGREE The Trump administration is considering going back to science and requiring individuals to identify as male or female based on their biological makeup at birth. He wants to go back to biology but the flat-earther Democrats don’t want it. Democrats want to accommodate legitimate transgenders who have the surgery, that’s fine but they are still the gender they were born with. They also want to accommodate others who don’t have the surgery but change their gender nominally. Then there are those who don’t want to have a gender or want to invent one for themselves. The Department of Health and Human Services proposed in a memo that government agencies adopt a definition of gender that is determined “on a biological basis that is clear, grounded in science, objective and administrable.” The change would base sex on the genitals a person is born with. That would be more accurate than what we are seeing. Currently, we have an endless, growing list of genders formulated by people who are mentally unbalanced. LGBTQ advocacy groups are expected to oppose any formal proposal. Democrats call it a violation of Obama-era freedoms granted to transgenders. The administration announced a similar policy in May that required the Bureau of Prisons to use “biological sex” as the basis for assigning facilities and bathrooms. It’s much safer. Source: S. Noble - The Independent Sentinel

The Trump administration is considering going back to science and requiring individuals to identify as male or female based on their biologi...

Food, Netflix, and Shower: 11:09 PM Thread Felicity @FlossAus I feel sorry for Netflix era kids They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming "It's ONNNNNN" to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time 4:48 AM 15 Oct 18 280K Retweets 1M Likes Felicity @FlossAus 1d 1 million LIKES!?!?!?!?!?! Holy forking shirtballs!! I don't even have a SoundCloud album to promote so instead I say cheers to the ad break furniture hurdlers, the shower takers and food grabbers. You were the Olympians of our day! t0 10 480 Tweet your reply A million likes and counting

A million likes and counting

Funny, Help, and Link: Tag someone, if they don't respond in 2 minutes. They have to buy you a Constellation Lamp @nebular.shop will help turn your room into a galaxy with these insane constellation projectors! 🌌 They’re over 60% off this weekend only! Shop link in the bio of @nebular.shop! 🔮✨

@nebular.shop will help turn your room into a galaxy with these insane constellation projectors! 🌌 They’re over 60% off this weekend only! S...

Life, Memes, and Cross: We all got that one friend that cross the street like they don't care about life Tag’em up!!

Tag’em up!!

9gag, Instagram, and Memes: natalie @natfos HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year- old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise Well, as long as it works...⠀ By natfos | TW⠀ -⠀ work payraise 9gag

Well, as long as it works...⠀ By natfos | TW⠀ -⠀ work payraise 9gag

Easter, Pirates, and Quiet: archaeologysucks When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies. I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real. So that's the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you? Actually made me smile

Actually made me smile

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