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Ass, Baseball, and Fall: jpg (46 KB, 1024x683) No.46363786 Anonymous 18 min. ago >be me >working register at mcd's like a fucking wagie mom and son come up >absolute units, their hands were fucking round perfectly fucking round, like a baseball little blob holding a small fish bowl, maybe they came back from Walmart after getting a fish poor fish, probably doesn't even get his ration of the fish food one of those families that has each family member go up to order for themselves hate these kinds of families mama blob starts ordering out of breath from standing in line >slams her elbows down onto the counter to rest while ordering could have fucking swore i heard the counter rumble yaah *pant* could i have a *pant* ahhhhh *pant* big Mac *pant* make that two actually... *pant* no three.... and a *pant* basket of fries and *pant* a large diet coke sweat beads fall down from her chins onto the table breathes in sharply struggles to take elbows off of table finally accomplishes the task finally accomplishes the task two huge wet marks take up the register section those are her fucking elbows her elbows actually fucking sweated little blob comes up to order "can i have 2 big Macs pant* a basket of fries.. *pant* make that two actually *pant* and a large diet Coke *pant* brings fish bowl out onto counter "and... *pant* fill this up *pant* with chocolate *pant* milkshake >a fucking fishbowl sorry, our largest size is a large. we cannot fill things that aren't McDonalds cups mama blob starts throwing a tantrum "HE WANTS HIS FUCKING MILKSHAKE SO GIVE IT TO HIM" maam, we cann >"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GOD DAMN MANAGER go get manager >he just repeats what I said tells her she can buy about 10 large milkshakes to fill it if she wants "DAS TOO EXPENSIVE!!!" "TOO MUCH CALORIES!!!" >me and manager stare at each other did she really just say that mama blob sees us looking at each other cont. whole restaurant has been quiet this whole time just looking at us >mama blob hears something turns her body to look backward >a gentle greasy breeze hits me >sees a couple people snickering turns back around "YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!" >me and manager stay silent tears start to well up in her eyes could have just been sweat though face turns redder grabs her son's hand "WE'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!" >something deep down told me that wasn't true >pulls her son's hand waddles out hear her panting as she opens the door notice something >me and manager both notice it look at each other there was something brown in the middle of Hammy's ass could it be could it fucking be look at her legs brown liquid streaking the inside of her right leg >she sharted >she actually fucking sharted and left a brown trail had to febreeze the fuck out of that place for 5 minutes janitor almost puked cleaning it up Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake
Ass, Baseball, and Fall: jpg (46 KB, 1024x683)
 No.46363786
 Anonymous
 18 min. ago
 >be me
 >working register at mcd's like a fucking wagie
 mom and son come up
 >absolute units, their hands were fucking round
 perfectly fucking round, like a baseball
 little blob holding a small fish bowl, maybe they
 came back from Walmart after getting a fish
 poor fish, probably doesn't even get his ration of the
 fish food
 one of those families that has each family member
 go up to order for themselves
 hate these kinds of families
 mama blob starts ordering
 out of breath from standing in line
 >slams her elbows down onto the counter to rest
 while ordering
 could have fucking swore i heard the counter
 rumble
 yaah *pant* could i have a *pant* ahhhhh *pant*
 big Mac *pant* make that two actually... *pant* no
 three.... and a *pant* basket of fries and *pant* a
 large diet coke
 sweat beads fall down from her chins onto the
 table
 breathes in sharply
 struggles to take elbows off of table
 finally accomplishes the task

 finally accomplishes the task
 two huge wet marks take up the register section
 those are her fucking elbows
 her elbows actually fucking sweated
 little blob comes up to order
 "can i have 2 big Macs pant* a basket of fries..
 *pant* make that two actually *pant* and a large diet
 Coke *pant*
 brings fish bowl out onto counter
 "and... *pant* fill this up *pant* with chocolate
 *pant* milkshake
 >a
 fucking
 fishbowl
 sorry, our largest size is a large. we cannot fill
 things that aren't McDonalds cups
 mama blob starts throwing a tantrum
 "HE WANTS HIS FUCKING MILKSHAKE SO GIVE IT
 TO HIM"
 maam, we cann
 >"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GOD DAMN MANAGER
 go get manager
 >he just repeats what I said
 tells her she can buy about 10 large milkshakes to
 fill it if she wants
 "DAS TOO EXPENSIVE!!!"
 "TOO MUCH CALORIES!!!"
 >me and manager stare at each other
 did she really just say that
 mama blob sees us looking at each other
 cont.

 whole restaurant has been quiet this whole time
 just looking at us
 >mama blob hears something
 turns her body to look backward
 >a gentle greasy breeze hits me
 >sees a couple people snickering
 turns back around
 "YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!"
 >me and manager stay silent
 tears start to well up in her eyes
 could have just been sweat though
 face turns redder
 grabs her son's hand
 "WE'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!"
 >something deep down told me that wasn't true
 >pulls her son's hand
 waddles out
 hear her panting as she opens the door
 notice something
 >me and manager both notice it
 look at each other
 there was something brown in the middle of
 Hammy's ass
 could it be
 could it fucking be
 look at her legs
 brown liquid streaking the inside of her right leg
 >she sharted
 >she actually fucking sharted
 and left a brown trail
 had to febreeze the fuck out of that place for 5
 minutes
 janitor almost puked cleaning it up
Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake

Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake

Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get ass naked and sit there and contemplate life and wonder if this stomach pain even worth it 0.0 BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>
Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get
 ass naked and sit there and
 contemplate life and wonder if this
 stomach pain even worth it
 0.0
BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>

BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at fr...

Bitch, Chick-Fil-A, and College: Alexis @imlexiwest Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES わ 17 Mel @Flyguymel_一 11h @imlexiwest I got asthma 10 00 11 ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”
Bitch, Chick-Fil-A, and College: Alexis
 @imlexiwest
 Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot
 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY
 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES
 わ
 17
 Mel @Flyguymel_一
 11h
 @imlexiwest I got asthma
 10
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ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”

ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depressi...

Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get clapped by a flying diamond @typicalterome BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED 💀💀😭😭 Deadass I can’t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken 💀 bruh I don’t live in chiraq, this shit shouldn’t be happening. Anyway I’m sitting there with my coworkers cause it’s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because that’s her teacher too and we wasn’t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US 😭 So the teacher walks over with his daughter that he’s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. “Hey *insert my last name*” This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and it’s dumb af 💀 We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. “This is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.” Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME 😭😭😭😭 fuckwrongwiteem. So now I’m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word “forehead” 💀 bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit 😭😭 then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: “My head hurt.” 😭😭😭😭 IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. “You good?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.” BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After they’re gone, we was still cracking jokes. “Bruh her forehead was longer than my shift.” “Could see yo reflection on that shit.” “She looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.” I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, “You alright?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.”
Af, Ass, and Bruh: Niggas on Neptune when they homie get
 clapped by a flying diamond
 @typicalterome
BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull up to the function and the first bullshit thing I see is the door. THE FUCKING DOOR HANDLE TO THE CFA GOT BOONK GANGED 💀💀😭😭 Deadass I can’t lie, I asked my manager and they said it was taken 💀 bruh I don’t live in chiraq, this shit shouldn’t be happening. Anyway I’m sitting there with my coworkers cause it’s 4:00 and we all clock in at 5 right. All of a sudden I notice my first period teacher walk into the building. So me and my other coworker duck because that’s her teacher too and we wasn’t tryna get caught lacking. Ima just call her Alexis. BUT THE WALKING DILDO NAMED JEREMIAH HAD TO RUIN IT. He gets my teachers attention and the NIGGA NOTICES US 😭 So the teacher walks over with his daughter that he’s always talking about in class and smiles at me and Alexis. “Hey *insert my last name*” This nigga only calls you by yo last bruh and it’s dumb af 💀 We shake hands and shit and then he introduces his daughter. “This is Leah. Hey Leah, this is the guy who I always talk about at home.” Then the nigga smiles at me. MY NIGGA WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AT HOME 😭😭😭😭 fuckwrongwiteem. So now I’m all confused and shit and then Jeremiah nods his head at Leah and mouths the word “forehead” 💀 bruh ngl her forehead was on some Yo Gotti type shit 😭😭 then this nigga Jeremiah has the AUDACITY to say: “My head hurt.” 😭😭😭😭 IM WHEEZINGGGGGG AT THIS POINT AND MY teacher gets all confused and shit. “You good?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.” BOIIII ME AND JEREMIAH ARE CRYINGGGGGGGG and my teacher still confused. Meanwhile his daughter standing there all awkward and shit. Anyway they say goodbye and leave after that. After they’re gone, we was still cracking jokes. “Bruh her forehead was longer than my shift.” “Could see yo reflection on that shit.” “She looked like Sheen off that one episode of Jimmy Neutron.” I WAS GONEEEEEEE. Anyway it was 5 now and by then we was still crying. So I was at the register just crying and the customer comes up to me and says, “You alright?” “Yeah, just a lot on my mind right now.”

BRUHHHHH LEMME TELL YALL WHAT HAPPENED TODAY 💀 ight so a nigga had to get to work early because of a complicated ass reason. Anyway I pull u...

Anime, Ass, and Bitch: Dad: So what did you build in kindergarten today son? Son: "Hi, can I get uhhhhHHHhHhHH 5 on pump 7." "Broke ass nigga." "Huh?" "Nothing. Have a good day!" "HANDS UP NOBODY MOVE! THIS IS A MUHFUCKIN ROBBERY!" "Oh my God think about the children sir!" "Man fuck yall uglyass kids." "Please dont kill me!" "Aint nobody gotta die as long as you give me all the money in the register." "Phew." "HEY! Where do you think you're going?" "Huh? I just payed for gas, Im outchea." "No the hell you not. Put your hands on your head and kneel." "Nah ion do that gay shit." "Do you even understand what kind of situation you're in?" "Sure I do, its a broke ass nigga tryna rob a gas station on the corner." "Guess there's 2 broke ass niggas in here now..." "Bitch you still talking shit?" "EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! Look nigga, you aint the one calling the shots here. I have the gun, see?" "And?" "Fuck you mean 'and'?" "You're not gonna use it, see I know niggas like you. You probably got a kid or some shit you cant afford so you resort to hittin licks for petty change, but in reality you're a scared little pussy who finnessed his father's handgun to intimidate little school girls into giving you their lunch money. There's nothing scary about you nigga, quit the act." "..." "You gon say something?" "Oh shit, he pee'd his pants! Hahahahaha." "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME HUH? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT." "Well I know you're scared more than anyone else in here since you pissed yourself." "I AINT SCARED, I'M JUST SWEATING FROM MY DICK, ITS HOT IN HERE." "Oh really?" "Really." *cocks gun* "You scared now little bitch? You calling me a pussy?" "Do it." "Huh?" "Shoot me." "..." "????" "Dont test me..." "That's EXACTLY what im doing." "I'll do it!" "Then do it." "IM WARNING YOU!" "DO IT ALREADY." "I SWEAR I'LL DO IT." "THEN DO IT RETARD." "YOU'LL DIE!" "THAT'S THE POINT?" "OK IM DOING IT!" "JUST FUCKING-" *gunshot* "W-w-where am I?" "Hello my child." "Child? Dad?" "We both know that you dont have a dad, Terome." "Then who are you?" "I am the almighty being." "Anime?" "Why does everyone keep saying that?" "Wait, are you God?" "Yes my child." "Woah thats crazy, I was pretty sure my meme page sent me straight to Hell." *to be continued*
Anime, Ass, and Bitch: Dad: So what did you build in kindergarten
 today son?
 Son:
"Hi, can I get uhhhhHHHhHhHH 5 on pump 7." "Broke ass nigga." "Huh?" "Nothing. Have a good day!" "HANDS UP NOBODY MOVE! THIS IS A MUHFUCKIN ROBBERY!" "Oh my God think about the children sir!" "Man fuck yall uglyass kids." "Please dont kill me!" "Aint nobody gotta die as long as you give me all the money in the register." "Phew." "HEY! Where do you think you're going?" "Huh? I just payed for gas, Im outchea." "No the hell you not. Put your hands on your head and kneel." "Nah ion do that gay shit." "Do you even understand what kind of situation you're in?" "Sure I do, its a broke ass nigga tryna rob a gas station on the corner." "Guess there's 2 broke ass niggas in here now..." "Bitch you still talking shit?" "EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! Look nigga, you aint the one calling the shots here. I have the gun, see?" "And?" "Fuck you mean 'and'?" "You're not gonna use it, see I know niggas like you. You probably got a kid or some shit you cant afford so you resort to hittin licks for petty change, but in reality you're a scared little pussy who finnessed his father's handgun to intimidate little school girls into giving you their lunch money. There's nothing scary about you nigga, quit the act." "..." "You gon say something?" "Oh shit, he pee'd his pants! Hahahahaha." "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME HUH? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT." "Well I know you're scared more than anyone else in here since you pissed yourself." "I AINT SCARED, I'M JUST SWEATING FROM MY DICK, ITS HOT IN HERE." "Oh really?" "Really." *cocks gun* "You scared now little bitch? You calling me a pussy?" "Do it." "Huh?" "Shoot me." "..." "????" "Dont test me..." "That's EXACTLY what im doing." "I'll do it!" "Then do it." "IM WARNING YOU!" "DO IT ALREADY." "I SWEAR I'LL DO IT." "THEN DO IT RETARD." "YOU'LL DIE!" "THAT'S THE POINT?" "OK IM DOING IT!" "JUST FUCKING-" *gunshot* "W-w-where am I?" "Hello my child." "Child? Dad?" "We both know that you dont have a dad, Terome." "Then who are you?" "I am the almighty being." "Anime?" "Why does everyone keep saying that?" "Wait, are you God?" "Yes my child." "Woah thats crazy, I was pretty sure my meme page sent me straight to Hell." *to be continued*

"Hi, can I get uhhhhHHHhHhHH 5 on pump 7." "Broke ass nigga." "Huh?" "Nothing. Have a good day!" "HANDS UP NOBODY MOVE! THIS IS A MUHFUCKIN ...

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Traverse City Record-Eagle Tri-City Herald Tribune-Star Ventura County Star Wisconsin State Journal ript The Norwich The Standard-Speaker The State mediamatters.org <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dazed-visions.tumblr.com/post/152747188797">dazed-visions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dalaisa-thirhi.tumblr.com/post/152746562253">dalaisa-thirhi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourownpetard.tumblr.com/post/152746469639">yourownpetard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mediamattersforamerica.tumblr.com/post/152686849208">mediamattersforamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>With just days to go, Hillary Clinton has the support of a historic range of newspapers. <a href="http://mediamatters.org/research/2016/11/02/racists-corruption-and-relatives-story-donald-trumps-newspaper-endorsements/214248">Donald Trump has a tabloid, a paper owned by a GOP mega-donor, and the most racist newspaper in the country.</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Exactly, we didn’t even need the email leaks to see how completely the Hillary campaign controls the media did we?</p> <p>…that was the point you were making right?</p> </blockquote> <p>*Very loud backfire in the distance*</p> </blockquote> <p>Imagine having a culture of propaganda and brainwash so ingrained in your mindset that you see news outlets and journalists being blatantly and unashamedly biased towards a political candidate as a positive point for that candidate.</p> </blockquote> <p>I think it&rsquo;s tacky for any journalism outlet to endorse a particular candidate.</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dazed-visions.tumblr.com/post/152747188797">dazed-visions</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dalaisa-thirhi.tumblr.com/post/152746562253">dalaisa-thirhi</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourownpetard.tumblr.com/post/152746469639">yourownpetard</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mediamattersforamerica.tumblr.com/post/152686849208">mediamattersforamerica</a>:</p>
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<p>With just days to go, Hillary Clinton has the support of a historic range of newspapers. <a href="http://mediamatters.org/research/2016/11/02/racists-corruption-and-relatives-story-donald-trumps-newspaper-endorsements/214248">Donald Trump has a tabloid, a paper owned by a GOP mega-donor, and the most racist newspaper in the country.</a><br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Exactly, we didn’t even need the email leaks to see how completely the Hillary campaign controls the media did we?</p>
<p>…that was the point you were making right?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>*Very loud backfire in the distance*</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Imagine having a culture of propaganda and brainwash so ingrained in your mindset that you see news outlets and journalists being blatantly and unashamedly biased towards a political candidate as a positive point for that candidate.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I think it&rsquo;s tacky for any journalism outlet to endorse a particular candidate.</p>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dazed-visions.tumblr.com/post/152747188797">dazed-visions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_b...

Dad, Dating, and Facebook: Police: Altoona womarn sent nude photos to ex- boyfriend's teen son An Altoona woman was arrested after allegedly sending nude photos to her ex-boyfriend's teen son through Facebook, according to a police report. Charlotte Elaine Klisares, 46, allegedly sent two sexually graphic photographs of herself to a 17-year- old male on the afternoon of June 6, according to court documents. The Des Moines dad reported the photographs to Des Moines police One photo was of Klisares; the other photo was of Klisares and the teen's father, according to court documents. Klisares and the teen's father were dating on and off during the time of the incident. (Photo: Special to the Register) According to a police report, Klisares allegedly also sent photos to other family members as a form of harassment. Klisares later admitted to police that she sent the photos to the minor through her Facebook account. Klisares is charged with dissemination and exhibition of obscene material to minors. She was arrested and booked into the Polk County Jail on Tuesday, and is being held on a $1,000 bond. <p><a href="http://memehumor.tumblr.com/post/151329196553/sending-revenge-nudes-is-never-a-good-idea" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Sending Revenge Nudes is Never a Good Idea, Especially To Your Ex’s Teenage Son</p></blockquote>
Dad, Dating, and Facebook: Police: Altoona womarn
 sent nude photos to ex-
 boyfriend's teen son
 An Altoona woman was arrested after allegedly
 sending nude photos to her ex-boyfriend's teen son
 through Facebook, according to a police report.
 Charlotte Elaine Klisares, 46, allegedly sent two
 sexually graphic photographs of herself to a 17-year-
 old male on the afternoon of June 6, according to
 court documents. The Des Moines dad reported the
 photographs to Des Moines police
 One photo was of Klisares; the other photo was of
 Klisares and the teen's father, according to court
 documents. Klisares and the teen's father were
 dating on and off during the time of the incident.
 (Photo: Special to the Register)
 According to a police report, Klisares allegedly also sent photos to other family
 members as a form of harassment.
 Klisares later admitted to police that she sent the photos to the minor through her
 Facebook account.
 Klisares is charged with dissemination and exhibition of obscene material to
 minors. She was arrested and booked into the Polk County Jail on Tuesday, and is
 being held on a $1,000 bond.
<p><a href="http://memehumor.tumblr.com/post/151329196553/sending-revenge-nudes-is-never-a-good-idea" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Sending Revenge Nudes is Never a Good Idea, Especially To Your Ex’s Teenage Son</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://memehumor.tumblr.com/post/151329196553/sending-revenge-nudes-is-never-a-good-idea" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>...

Being Alone, Apparently, and Bored: <p><a href="http://haul-e-berry.tumblr.com/post/137527990881/liftliketheresnolp-the-bag-and-my-ulta" class="tumblr_blog">haul-e-berry</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liftliketheresnolp.tumblr.com/post/137526892143">liftliketheresnolp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>The Bag (and my Ulta routine) </b></p> <p>Here it is guys, the Mary Poppins/Hermione magic bag. Hopefully the picture with the door gives you an accurate size comparison. Bags are surprisingly hard to photograph. It’s pretty big though and can fit a fuck ton of stuff in it. It’s from Target. They have a lot of great lifting bags there honestly. I like this one because it’s unstructured so you can make it look smaller and it’s a neutral tone that’s not in your face. I also wear a lot of black and put it over my shoulder so I can hide its size pretty easily. I honestly never feel sus with this bag. I started using it mostly at Walmart, but now I use it at bookstores, Ulta, and the mall. </p> <p>As for Ulta, this is my routine. Keep in mind 90% of the time I’m with my male lift partner who is a good lookout for me. I honestly don’t think I would be able to get the entire Ulta tote without a lookout. So basically, we walk in, I say hi to the SAs (remember to be nice, this seriously helps!), grab a tote and go to the Urban Decay section. Someone will usually ask if I need help finding anything and I just politely say “just browsing, but thank you!” remember to smile and thank them! They are just doing their job. After this, I’m usually left alone. I look around, pick up whatever I want. My partner lets me know if any SAs are looking at me and when they’re not, I put stuff in the tote. It’s important that you kind of hide the tote on your arm behind your purse, this way employees actually have to look to see what you have and honestly they don’t care enough. This weekend, I was able to clear out the Brow Wiz display because he kept an eye out for me and the SAs were busy with other things.</p> <p>I check for tags as I’m going. Usually, only Urban Decay palettes and Anastasia contour kits are tagged (as well as high end skincare, if that’s what you’re there for). Nothing else has been in my experience, but it’s always good to give the package a once over. Just act like you’re looking at the ingredients list or something. Tags will always be on the outside. With contour kits, look inside the outer sleeve, because they’re sneaky and put them there sometimes. But if there’s not an outer sleeve, you should be good. The only things that are source tagged are apparently hair irons and Clarisonics (I’ve not lifted either of these things however so this is just what I heard)</p> <p>I pretty much fill up my tote with whatever I want throughout the store. Usually it’s just high end makeup to boost, but occasionally I need hair or skin care stuff or I want a drugstore item so I get those first. My go to blind spots can usually be found in high end hair care or the drugstore body care stuff/self tanner/hair accessories section. It’s slightly different at every location but I have yet to find one without at least one true blind spot. I go to my blind spot and my partner looks out for me while I crouch down to look at a product or something. I quickly bunch up the top of the tote and stuff it in my bag. It fits comfortably, even if the tote is full. I make sure to zip my bag so nothing sticks out and I put it back on the crook of my arm just like it was the whole time. Usually, we go look at drugstore makeup at the front for a minute or two and leave. I typically wait until there is someone checking out at the register just so the SA at the checkout is occupied and then I leave. I’ve only ever beeped once and the one time I did I just kept walking and it was fine. </p> <p>As for my partner, he is very good at acting. It helps that we’re in our 20s and look like we’re dating because he plays the annoyed boyfriend act. While I’m looking at stuff, he sits down in one of the makeup chairs and plays with his phone or watch while subtly watching for SAs. If an SA looks toward us, he kind of rubs his head and huffs and that tends to make them look away. I can honestly say the SAs have been far less likely to talk to me with him because they don’t want to interrupt something. When I go alone, they tend to talk to me casually (not because they’re sus or anything) about my makeup look or my hair or whatever. It’s just friendly conversation and I’m sure it’s just because they’re bored and genuinely like my shirt or necklace or whatever, but the process is far easier when they ignore you. We also make sure to talk to each other on the way out because again, SAs are less likely to talk to you if you’re already talking to someone else. Another good thing about having him there is he provides additional coverage as I’m filling up throughout the store. If an SA gets close or starts talking to us, he moves or angles his body to obscure my bag from their view. I’ve literally never felt nervous walking out of Ulta. SAs don’t talk to me more than twice when I’m in a store and I usually get in and out in about 15 minutes because we’ve basically got it down to a science. </p> <p>Remember to dress nicely (no sweatpants jfc) and wear some kind of makeup (don’t look like a noob because they will target you and try to teach you about the products. Dress like you know what you’re looking for) and be nice to employees! They work a shitty job for a shitty company so don’t be rude to them just because you want to fuck the company. Tbh, they probably want to steal from Ulta just like you do. </p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging to read later</p></blockquote> <p>You bloody morons realize the only people that are going to suffer for your behavior are those poor employees you claim to care so much about right? They&rsquo;re the ones that are going to get their pay and hours docked because you greedy little shits think you&rsquo;re &ldquo;fighting the man&rdquo; by shoplifting. You make me sick.</p>
Being Alone, Apparently, and Bored: <p><a href="http://haul-e-berry.tumblr.com/post/137527990881/liftliketheresnolp-the-bag-and-my-ulta" class="tumblr_blog">haul-e-berry</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liftliketheresnolp.tumblr.com/post/137526892143">liftliketheresnolp</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><b>The Bag (and my Ulta routine) </b></p>
<p>Here it is guys, the Mary Poppins/Hermione magic bag. Hopefully the picture with the door gives you an accurate size comparison. Bags are surprisingly hard to photograph. It’s pretty big though and can fit a fuck ton of stuff in it. It’s from Target. They have a lot of great lifting bags there honestly. I like this one because it’s unstructured so you can make it look smaller and it’s a neutral tone that’s not in your face. I also wear a lot of black and put it over my shoulder so I can hide its size pretty easily. I honestly never feel sus with this bag. I started using it mostly at Walmart, but now I use it at bookstores, Ulta, and the mall. </p>
<p>As for Ulta, this is my routine. Keep in mind 90% of the time I’m with my male lift partner who is a good lookout for me. I honestly don’t think I would be able to get the entire Ulta tote without a lookout. So basically, we walk in, I say hi to the SAs (remember to be nice, this seriously helps!), grab a tote and go to the Urban Decay section. Someone will usually ask if I need help finding anything and I just politely say “just browsing, but thank you!” remember to smile and thank them! They are just doing their job. After this, I’m usually left alone. I look around, pick up whatever I want. My partner lets me know if any SAs are looking at me and when they’re not, I put stuff in the tote. It’s important that you kind of hide the tote on your arm behind your purse, this way employees actually have to look to see what you have and honestly they don’t care enough. This weekend, I was able to clear out the Brow Wiz display because he kept an eye out for me and the SAs were busy with other things.</p>
<p>I check for tags as I’m going. Usually, only Urban Decay palettes and Anastasia contour kits are tagged (as well as high end skincare, if that’s what you’re there for). Nothing else has been in my experience, but it’s always good to give the package a once over. Just act like you’re looking at the ingredients list or something. Tags will always be on the outside. With contour kits, look inside the outer sleeve, because they’re sneaky and put them there sometimes. But if there’s not an outer sleeve, you should be good. The only things that are source tagged are apparently hair irons and Clarisonics (I’ve not lifted either of these things however so this is just what I heard)</p>
<p>I pretty much fill up my tote with whatever I want throughout the store. Usually it’s just high end makeup to boost, but occasionally I need hair or skin care stuff or I want a drugstore item so I get those first. My go to blind spots can usually be found in high end hair care or the drugstore body care stuff/self tanner/hair accessories section. It’s slightly different at every location but I have yet to find one without at least one true blind spot. I go to my blind spot and my partner looks out for me while I crouch down to look at a product or something. I quickly bunch up the top of the tote and stuff it in my bag. It fits comfortably, even if the tote is full. I make sure to zip my bag so nothing sticks out and I put it back on the crook of my arm just like it was the whole time. Usually, we go look at drugstore makeup at the front for a minute or two and leave. I typically wait until there is someone checking out at the register just so the SA at the checkout is occupied and then I leave. I’ve only ever beeped once and the one time I did I just kept walking and it was fine. </p>
<p>As for my partner, he is very good at acting. It helps that we’re in our 20s and look like we’re dating because he plays the annoyed boyfriend act. While I’m looking at stuff, he sits down in one of the makeup chairs and plays with his phone or watch while subtly watching for SAs. If an SA looks toward us, he kind of rubs his head and huffs and that tends to make them look away. I can honestly say the SAs have been far less likely to talk to me with him because they don’t want to interrupt something. When I go alone, they tend to talk to me casually (not because they’re sus or anything) about my makeup look or my hair or whatever. It’s just friendly conversation and I’m sure it’s just because they’re bored and genuinely like my shirt or necklace or whatever, but the process is far easier when they ignore you. We also make sure to talk to each other on the way out because again, SAs are less likely to talk to you if you’re already talking to someone else. Another good thing about having him there is he provides additional coverage as I’m filling up throughout the store. If an SA gets close or starts talking to us, he moves or angles his body to obscure my bag from their view. I’ve literally never felt nervous walking out of Ulta. SAs don’t talk to me more than twice when I’m in a store and I usually get in and out in about 15 minutes because we’ve basically got it down to a science. </p>
<p>Remember to dress nicely (no sweatpants jfc) and wear some kind of makeup (don’t look like a noob because they will target you and try to teach you about the products. Dress like you know what you’re looking for) and be nice to employees! They work a shitty job for a shitty company so don’t be rude to them just because you want to fuck the company. Tbh, they probably want to steal from Ulta just like you do. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Reblogging to read later</p></blockquote>

<p>You bloody morons realize the only people that are going to suffer for your behavior are those poor employees you claim to care so much about right? They&rsquo;re the ones that are going to get their pay and hours docked because you greedy little shits think you&rsquo;re &ldquo;fighting the man&rdquo; by shoplifting. You make me sick.</p>

<p><a href="http://haul-e-berry.tumblr.com/post/137527990881/liftliketheresnolp-the-bag-and-my-ulta" class="tumblr_blog">haul-e-berry</a>:</...

Facts, Family, and News: Police Denartment Ferguson Police Department 22 8 Floriaist Road Fero MO 63135 Offense/ Incident Report Repot Dan 08/09/2014 1151 Type ef lsciden ROBBERYO ND-STRONGARM-CONVENIENCE STO Case Statas EXCEPTIONALLY CLEARED 14-12388 I then had the opportunity to review Tollowing events. The date and time stam a copy of the video surveillance footage which captured the copy The entire n aes place on Saturday. 08/09/2014 between 11:52:58hrs and 11:54:00hrs. ps correspond to the video footage provided. Camera 3 Exterior camera mou building and parking lot nted on southwest corner of building, pointed east to record side of Camera 6 Interior camera mounted on ceiling to record entrylex xit doors Camera 7-Interior camera mounted on ceiling to record counter/register The video reveals Brown enter the store followed by Johnson. Brown approaches the register with Johnson standing behind him. can be seen in the background walking from the restroom to behind the counter. Brown hands a box of Swisher Sweets to Johnson. An apparent struggle or confrontation seems to take place with Brown, however it is obscured by a display case on the counter. Meanwhile, Johnson sets the box he was handed back on the counter. Brown turns away from the counter with another box of Swisher Sweet cigars and walks towards the exit door behind the counter, with what appears then stands between Brown and the exit door. Brown, still holding a box Swisher Sweets in his in close to him by his shirt with his left hand. Brown aggressively pulls right hand, grabs and then immediately pushes him back in to a display rack. Johnson continues out the door and out of camera frame walks towards the exit door. Brown then abruptly turns back around and advances on towers camera view. no longer between Brown and the door, stops and watches Brown as he Brown over appearing to intimidate him. Brown then turns back around and walks out of It is worth mentioning that this incident is related to another incident Report # 2014-12391 as well as St. Court was fatally wounded involving an officer of this department. I respond Brown. After viewing Brown and reviewing this video, I was able to detailed under Ferguson Police Louis County Police Report #201443984. In that incident, Brown ed to that scene and observed nd person, also at that scene, identified himself as being with Brown suspect in this incident. A second at that Iconfirmed he is the second suspect in this incidentserving Jo A disc containing the 911 call made by That person was later identified as Dorian Johnson. After was obtained from Police Communications Approving Officer (I) (Cover Pages Oaly ) ing Officer <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blacknoonajade.tumblr.com/post/94825159730/this-is-the-incident-report-that-the-ferguson">blacknoonajade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the incident report that the Ferguson police just produce. Now if you don’t know, this morning they <strong>FINALLY</strong> named the killer of Michael Brown as <strong>Darren Wilson</strong>. Along with naming Darren as the killer, the Ferguson police are now trying to link Michael Brown with a robbery that happened supposedly MOMENTS before. </p> <p>Michael was killed at 12:01 and this robbery was at 11:54. </p> <p>There are so many questions.</p> <ol><li>We’ve seen the surveillance photos they’ve produced that shows someone who <em>looks</em> like Michael being aggressive with a store owner over an apparent box of swishers. (If you don’t know, Swishers are cigar papers you can pick up for like…2 for .50.</li> <li>They are saying that Officer Darren Wilson was responding to that robbery.</li> <li>They are calling it an STRONG ARMED ROBBERY</li> <li> A strong armed robbery is using, involving, or threatening the use of physical force or violence to gain an objective:</li> <li><span>Okay, got that bullshit out of the way</span></li> <li><span>The dispatch tapes that were released mention <strong>NOTHING ABOUT A ROBBERY.</strong></span></li> <li><strong>NOT ONE WORD</strong></li> <li><strong>THE ONLY THING MENTIONED WAS A SHOOTING AND REQUEST FOR CROWD CONTROL.</strong></li> <li><strong>THAT’S IT</strong></li> <li><span>So how did Officer Wilson FIND OUT about the robbery? </span></li> <li><span>They’ve now listed Dorian Johnson (<strong>THE ONLY OTHER EYEWITNESS WHO WAS THERE</strong>) as the second accomplice to the robbery. </span></li> <li><span>The same Dorian Johnson who has been trying (<em>in vain</em>) to talk with the Ferguson Police Department about Michael’s Death since LAST SATURDAY.</span></li> <li><span>So this man who is this <strong>SECOND SUSPECT IN A ROBBERY CASE IS PLEADING WITH YOU AND IS ALL OVER NATIONAL NEWS AND YOU ARE REFUSING TO SEE HIM. BUT HE’S A SUSPECT IN A ROBBERY. OKAY</strong></span></li> <li><span>When Officer Wilson sees both Michael and Dorian his initial reaction was <strong>&ldquo;GET THE FUCK ON THE SIDEWALK.&rdquo;</strong></span></li> <li><span>Not any kind of reaction dealing with them being robbery suspects. </span></li> <li><span>From some of the pictures (I’m not going to post them due to the family’s wishes) if you compare the footage from the store and the footage from Michael’s death, he’s swapped from Nike sandals to Sneakers. This red hat cannot be found<strong> (this is speculation)</strong>.</span></li> <li><span>If the reason Office Wilson approached them was because they were suspects in an robbery <strong>WHY DIDN’T HE CALL IT IN? WHY DIDN’T HE FOLLOW PROCEDURE? WHY WOULD HE ROLL UP ON ROBBERY SUSPECTS IN HIS VEHICLE? WHY DID IT TAKE 6 DAYS FOR THIS TO BE ANNOUNCED?</strong></span></li> </ol><p><span>I implore you. IMPLORE YOU to take a look into the presented facts of the case. This is just an incident report, we do not have access to the investigative report. There has been no reports presented of Michael’s autopsy and this report is contradictory of the second eye witnesses report.</span></p> <p>None of this makes sense. </p> <p>They are putting Michael on trial to dehumanize him, villify him, to make him less human to justify his murder.</p> <p>And at the end of the day, LET’S JUST SAY MICHAEL DID DO THIS…is petty theft (it was like 5 swisher sweets they say. That’s a two dollars and fifty sense) IS HIS MURDER, HIS EXECUTION, THIS UNARMED SURRENDING TEENAGE BOY, justified by this?</p> <p>NO.</p> <p>It’s not.</p> <p>This is murder. Don’t let them put Michael on trial for HIS DEATH.  </p> </blockquote>
Facts, Family, and News: Police Denartment
 Ferguson Police Department
 22 8 Floriaist Road Fero MO 63135
 Offense/ Incident Report
 Repot Dan
 08/09/2014 1151
 Type ef lsciden
 ROBBERYO
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 Case Statas
 EXCEPTIONALLY
 CLEARED
 14-12388
 I then had the opportunity to review
 Tollowing events. The date and time stam
 a copy of the video surveillance footage which captured the
 copy
 The entire
 n aes place on Saturday. 08/09/2014 between 11:52:58hrs and 11:54:00hrs.
 ps correspond to the video footage provided.
 Camera 3 Exterior camera mou
 building and parking lot
 nted on southwest corner of building, pointed east to record side of
 Camera 6 Interior camera mounted on ceiling to record entrylex
 xit doors
 Camera 7-Interior camera mounted on ceiling to record counter/register
 The
 video reveals Brown enter the store followed by Johnson. Brown approaches the register with
 Johnson standing behind him.
 can be seen in the background walking from the
 restroom to behind the counter. Brown hands a box of Swisher Sweets to Johnson. An apparent
 struggle or confrontation
 seems to take place with
 Brown, however it is obscured by a display case on
 the counter. Meanwhile, Johnson sets the box he was handed back on the counter. Brown turns
 away from the counter with another box of Swisher Sweet cigars and walks towards the exit door
 behind the counter, with what appears
 then stands between Brown and the exit door. Brown, still holding a box Swisher Sweets in his
 in close to him
 by his shirt with his left hand. Brown aggressively pulls
 right hand, grabs
 and then immediately pushes him back in to a display rack. Johnson continues out the door and out
 of camera frame
 walks towards the exit door. Brown then abruptly turns back around and advances on
 towers
 camera view.
 no longer between Brown and the door, stops and watches Brown as he
 Brown
 over
 appearing to intimidate him. Brown then turns back around and walks out of
 It is worth mentioning that this incident is related to another incident
 Report # 2014-12391 as well as St. Court
 was fatally wounded involving an officer of this department. I respond
 Brown. After viewing Brown and reviewing this video, I was able to
 detailed under Ferguson Police
 Louis County Police Report #201443984. In that incident, Brown
 ed to that scene and observed
 nd person, also at that scene, identified himself as being with Brown
 suspect in this incident. A second at that
 Iconfirmed he is the second suspect in this incidentserving Jo
 A disc containing the 911 call made by
 That person was later identified as Dorian Johnson. After
 was obtained from Police Communications
 Approving Officer (I)
 (Cover Pages Oaly )
 ing Officer
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blacknoonajade.tumblr.com/post/94825159730/this-is-the-incident-report-that-the-ferguson">blacknoonajade</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>This is the incident report that the Ferguson police just produce. Now if you don’t know, this morning they <strong>FINALLY</strong> named the killer of Michael Brown as <strong>Darren Wilson</strong>. Along with naming Darren as the killer, the Ferguson police are now trying to link Michael Brown with a robbery that happened supposedly MOMENTS before. </p>
<p>Michael was killed at 12:01 and this robbery was at 11:54. </p>
<p>There are so many questions.</p>
<ol><li>We’ve seen the surveillance photos they’ve produced that shows someone who <em>looks</em> like Michael being aggressive with a store owner over an apparent box of swishers. (If you don’t know, Swishers are cigar papers you can pick up for like…2 for .50.</li>
<li>They are saying that Officer Darren Wilson was responding to that robbery.</li>
<li>They are calling it an STRONG ARMED ROBBERY</li>
<li> A strong armed robbery is using, involving, or threatening the use of physical force or violence to gain an objective:</li>
<li><span>Okay, got that bullshit out of the way</span></li>
<li><span>The dispatch tapes that were released mention <strong>NOTHING ABOUT A ROBBERY.</strong></span></li>
<li><strong>NOT ONE WORD</strong></li>
<li><strong>THE ONLY THING MENTIONED WAS A SHOOTING AND REQUEST FOR CROWD CONTROL.</strong></li>
<li><strong>THAT’S IT</strong></li>
<li><span>So how did Officer Wilson FIND OUT about the robbery? </span></li>
<li><span>They’ve now listed Dorian Johnson (<strong>THE ONLY OTHER EYEWITNESS WHO WAS THERE</strong>) as the second accomplice to the robbery. </span></li>
<li><span>The same Dorian Johnson who has been trying (<em>in vain</em>) to talk with the Ferguson Police Department about Michael’s Death since LAST SATURDAY.</span></li>
<li><span>So this man who is this <strong>SECOND SUSPECT IN A ROBBERY CASE IS PLEADING WITH YOU AND IS ALL OVER NATIONAL NEWS AND YOU ARE REFUSING TO SEE HIM. BUT HE’S A SUSPECT IN A ROBBERY. OKAY</strong></span></li>
<li><span>When Officer Wilson sees both Michael and Dorian his initial reaction was <strong>&ldquo;GET THE FUCK ON THE SIDEWALK.&rdquo;</strong></span></li>
<li><span>Not any kind of reaction dealing with them being robbery suspects. </span></li>
<li><span>From some of the pictures (I’m not going to post them due to the family’s wishes) if you compare the footage from the store and the footage from Michael’s death, he’s swapped from Nike sandals to Sneakers. This red hat cannot be found<strong> (this is speculation)</strong>.</span></li>
<li><span>If the reason Office Wilson approached them was because they were suspects in an robbery <strong>WHY DIDN’T HE CALL IT IN? WHY DIDN’T HE FOLLOW PROCEDURE? WHY WOULD HE ROLL UP ON ROBBERY SUSPECTS IN HIS VEHICLE? WHY DID IT TAKE 6 DAYS FOR THIS TO BE ANNOUNCED?</strong></span></li>
</ol><p><span>I implore you. IMPLORE YOU to take a look into the presented facts of the case. This is just an incident report, we do not have access to the investigative report. There has been no reports presented of Michael’s autopsy and this report is contradictory of the second eye witnesses report.</span></p>
<p>None of this makes sense. </p>
<p>They are putting Michael on trial to dehumanize him, villify him, to make him less human to justify his murder.</p>
<p>And at the end of the day, LET’S JUST SAY MICHAEL DID DO THIS…is petty theft (it was like 5 swisher sweets they say. That’s a two dollars and fifty sense) IS HIS MURDER, HIS EXECUTION, THIS UNARMED SURRENDING TEENAGE BOY, justified by this?</p>
<p>NO.</p>
<p>It’s not.</p>
<p>This is murder. Don’t let them put Michael on trial for HIS DEATH.  </p>
</blockquote>

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