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The Pharmacy: CVS runs the line for the pharmacy down the cough and cold isle.
The Pharmacy: CVS runs the line for the pharmacy down the cough and cold isle.

CVS runs the line for the pharmacy down the cough and cold isle.

The Pharmacy: My customer population is pretty awesome. Found this outside the pharmacy.
The Pharmacy: My customer population is pretty awesome. Found this outside the pharmacy.

My customer population is pretty awesome. Found this outside the pharmacy.

The Pharmacy: I was asked this, today, in the pharmacy.
The Pharmacy: I was asked this, today, in the pharmacy.

I was asked this, today, in the pharmacy.

The Pharmacy: Shout out to all the pharmacy techs and pharmacist on the front lines! Hang in there!
The Pharmacy: Shout out to all the pharmacy techs and pharmacist on the front lines! Hang in there!

Shout out to all the pharmacy techs and pharmacist on the front lines! Hang in there!

The Pharmacy: Trans femmes on their way to the pharmacy while the roads are empty during quarantine
The Pharmacy: Trans femmes on their way to the pharmacy while the roads are empty during quarantine

Trans femmes on their way to the pharmacy while the roads are empty during quarantine

The Pharmacy: An offering to the pharmacy gods
The Pharmacy: An offering to the pharmacy gods

An offering to the pharmacy gods

The Pharmacy: Just saw Obi-wan at the pharmacy
The Pharmacy: Just saw Obi-wan at the pharmacy

Just saw Obi-wan at the pharmacy

The Pharmacy: My wife's mom spent the past two days making face masks for everyone in the pharmacy
The Pharmacy: My wife's mom spent the past two days making face masks for everyone in the pharmacy

My wife's mom spent the past two days making face masks for everyone in the pharmacy

The Pharmacy: This good boi waiting in line at the pharmacy
The Pharmacy: This good boi waiting in line at the pharmacy

This good boi waiting in line at the pharmacy

The Pharmacy: everyone is gently waiting in front of the pharmacy with 1 meter between them
The Pharmacy: everyone is gently waiting in front of the pharmacy with 1 meter between them

everyone is gently waiting in front of the pharmacy with 1 meter between them

The Pharmacy: Robbing the pharmacy for hormones be like
The Pharmacy: Robbing the pharmacy for hormones be like

Robbing the pharmacy for hormones be like

The Pharmacy: Rolling into the pharmacy like..
The Pharmacy: Rolling into the pharmacy like..

Rolling into the pharmacy like..

The Pharmacy: Someone call the pharmacy
The Pharmacy: Someone call the pharmacy

Someone call the pharmacy

The Pharmacy: On the way to the pharmacy, then suddenly ...
The Pharmacy: On the way to the pharmacy, then suddenly ...

On the way to the pharmacy, then suddenly ...

The Pharmacy: He offered me drugs at the pharmacy
The Pharmacy: He offered me drugs at the pharmacy

He offered me drugs at the pharmacy

The Pharmacy: The pharmacy near me has posters like this
The Pharmacy: The pharmacy near me has posters like this

The pharmacy near me has posters like this

The Pharmacy: Kitty near allergy pills at the pharmacy 😸
The Pharmacy: Kitty near allergy pills at the pharmacy 😸

Kitty near allergy pills at the pharmacy 😸

The Pharmacy: TIFU buying KY at Walmart. M• ivan-slimer • 16 hours ago* • tifu • & 5 & 9 0 · 83% upvoted I went to Walmart to pick up some stuff. First item on my list: bottle of the ol' faithful KY Jelly. I walked into the pharmacy section to find all of that “paraphernalia" is now locked in a glass box. I stood there in disbelief. I have to ASK for access to slip-n-slide now?! Aml 14 again? Seriously?! I was about to walk off, not wanting to ASK a stranger to unlock the box. I mean, vegetable oil is cheaper anyway right? But then a female employee just happened to walk by and ask if I needed the box opened. I sheepishly nodded my head yes, trying not to make any noise that would attract unwanted attention from the 20 people in the pharmacy line. So out of her pocket comes the loudest keychain full of keys I've ever heard. People in the toy section turned to see what the noise was and then made their kids look away. Everyone in pharmacy turned and looked at me like "oh Karen, look at that fat creepy guy who is too good to buy Jergens like normal people." So as she's unlocking the box, she bangs those keys all over the glass, making even more noise as she opens the door. In haste to get out of the situation as fast as possible, I reach in and grab my preferred sex jelly product and turned to leave – she yells at me with everyone watching – "EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO CARRY THAT TO THE FRONT FOR YOU." Seriously? Please tell me no. Shampoo is starting to feel like a reasonable option at this point. So she grabs it out of my hand and starts walking. I won't have to shake the bottle, because this very energetic woman, 4 foot 11 fireball, is dramatically waving hello at EVERY SINGLE fellow employee with my tug goo in her hand. Meanwhile, I try to invisibility walk 5 paces behind her. Once my creep-walk journey was finally at the front of the store, this woman led me past all the other customers, and hands the jerk jelly to the manager on duty, pointed at me and said in the loudest socially acceptable voice for someone watching a playoff football game: “THIS is for THIS man!" And pointed at me. The Manager on duty, yet another woman in my life that silently judges me, started walking without making eye contact, and says "come this way". Well, I had planned to do that. But after this public Walmart humiliation, I'm not sure I can muster the concentration to make this purchase necessary. We made our way to self checkout as she held the bottle with two fingers in an outstretched arm like a dirty diaper. That's when I realized – with all the unbelievable embarrassing display of following the hand-waver to the front – I didn't get anything else on my list. My hand basket was completely empty. So my entire purchase was KY Jelly. The lady looked at me and said "Is this all you needed?" "Well, yes, because I left my dignity back in pharmacy." And THAT is the story of my last Walmart purchase ever. TL;DR I tried to buy KY at Walmart, but their new anti-theft policy requires dramatic public humiliation and shaming when buying any sex-related products, leading me to never shop at Walmart ever again. That lubes name? Albert Einstein
The Pharmacy: TIFU buying KY at Walmart.
 M• ivan-slimer • 16 hours ago* • tifu • & 5 & 9 0 · 83% upvoted
 I went to Walmart to pick up some stuff. First item on my list: bottle of the
 ol' faithful KY Jelly.
 I walked into the pharmacy section to find all of that “paraphernalia" is
 now locked in a glass box. I stood there in disbelief. I have to ASK for
 access to slip-n-slide now?! Aml 14 again? Seriously?!
 I was about to walk off, not wanting to ASK a stranger to unlock the box. I
 mean, vegetable oil is cheaper anyway right?
 But then a female employee just happened to walk by and ask if I needed
 the box opened. I sheepishly nodded my head yes, trying not to make any
 noise that would attract unwanted attention from the 20 people in the
 pharmacy line.
 So out of her pocket comes the loudest keychain full of keys I've ever
 heard. People in the toy section turned to see what the noise was and
 then made their kids look away. Everyone in pharmacy turned and looked
 at me like "oh Karen, look at that fat creepy guy who is too good to buy
 Jergens like normal people."
 So as she's unlocking the box, she bangs those keys all over the glass,
 making even more noise as she opens the door.
 In haste to get out of the situation as fast as possible, I reach in and grab
 my preferred sex jelly product and turned to leave – she yells at me
 with everyone watching – "EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO CARRY
 THAT TO THE FRONT FOR YOU."
 Seriously? Please tell me no. Shampoo is starting to feel like a reasonable
 option at this point.
 So she grabs it out of my hand and starts walking.
 I won't have to shake the bottle, because this very energetic woman, 4
 foot 11 fireball, is dramatically waving hello at EVERY SINGLE fellow
 employee with my tug goo in her hand. Meanwhile, I try to invisibility walk
 5 paces behind her.
 Once my creep-walk journey was finally at the front of the store, this
 woman led me past all the other customers, and hands the jerk jelly
 to the manager on duty, pointed at me and said in the loudest socially
 acceptable voice for someone watching a playoff football game: “THIS is
 for THIS man!" And pointed at me.
 The Manager on duty, yet another woman in my life that silently judges
 me, started walking without making eye contact, and says "come this
 way".
 Well, I had planned to do that. But after this public Walmart humiliation,
 I'm not sure I can muster the concentration to make this purchase
 necessary.
 We made our way to self checkout as she held the bottle with two fingers
 in an outstretched arm like a dirty diaper.
 That's when I realized – with all the unbelievable embarrassing display of
 following the hand-waver to the front – I didn't get anything else on my
 list. My hand basket was completely empty. So my entire purchase was
 KY Jelly. The lady looked at me and said "Is this all you needed?"
 "Well, yes, because I left my dignity back in pharmacy."
 And THAT is the story of my last Walmart purchase ever.
 TL;DR I tried to buy KY at Walmart, but their new anti-theft policy requires
 dramatic public humiliation and shaming when buying any sex-related
 products, leading me to never shop at Walmart ever again.
That lubes name? Albert Einstein

That lubes name? Albert Einstein

The Pharmacy: How patients dress when they come to the pharmacy for a vaccine.
The Pharmacy: How patients dress when they come to the pharmacy for a vaccine.

How patients dress when they come to the pharmacy for a vaccine.

The Pharmacy: has plenty in her backlog already, but if her Well, l'd feel bad submitting a script when I'm sure load lightens up, I had three ideas: Three somewhat lengthy video ideas tldr 's video summaries, and I even bolded the titles for ease of It was literally shorter than most of reading. So yeah, fuck off, if you're that illiterate. I don't need that kind of dismissive attitude when I come here to watch relaxing, wholesome ASMR. Rude? Yes. But you were just several magnitudes ruder. You didn't even need to tell me that you weren't gonna read it due to its extremely short length. You just did it to be a massive jerk, no other reason. 's Patreon because l enjoy the way her videos make And frankly, I watch ASMR and donated to me feel good and build me up. So why the hell did you come to her server just to try and make others feel bad and knock them down? Especially since I've been quite polite with you so far and careful not to cause offense. Then you turn right around and intentionally do the opposite for no other reason than to be an ass. I've had a rough night, a rough day, involving the biggest flashback to my complex-PTSD I've had in literal months, a metric fuck-ton of drama in a server my friend ran where a mod sniped at my writing then tried to do a fake apology in a way that actively shot down one of the few things that brought me confidence, three days now without my antidepressant due my boyfriend have a busted car and my disability meaning I can't really head to the pharmacy much other way, an all-nighter since my shaking and panicking from my complex-PTSD attack meant I couldn't sleep, and I did not come here to be dismissed as invalid simply because I typed three separate statements at less than 300 words. (Bearbeitet) People watch ASMR to relax, yet you're here to rile them up and make them feel bad. Fuck you, fuck your antithetic presence here, fuck the rules that let you beat people down. (Bearbeitet) I do not need this shit. Good news is, since this was longer than my last one, you won't read this, either! 14. November 2019 Moderator A Aaaaand is laughing at me while an assigned moderator just looks while not doing his job. Why am I here? Why am I donating to ? Why am I planning to contribute with my writing when no one even gives a fuck? Fuck, why am I doing anything here when people are just mocking me? And even knowing the absolute shit-level day I had, they're just kicking me when I'm down, even though ASMR is meant to be relaxing and uplifting. (Bearbeitet) Why have mods assigned here if they're not going to do their jobs? Or is "mod" just "observer"? Fuck it, I'm out. Bye. Moderator B Ok 'TLDR' triggers snowflake
The Pharmacy: has plenty in her backlog already, but if her
 Well, l'd feel bad submitting a script when I'm sure
 load lightens up, I had three ideas:
 Three somewhat lengthy video ideas
 tldr
 's video summaries, and I even bolded the titles for ease of
 It was literally shorter than most of
 reading.
 So yeah, fuck off, if you're that illiterate. I don't need that kind of dismissive attitude when I come
 here to watch relaxing, wholesome ASMR.
 Rude? Yes. But you were just several magnitudes ruder. You didn't even need to tell me that
 you
 weren't gonna read it due to its extremely short length.
 You just did it to be a massive jerk, no other reason.
 's Patreon because l enjoy the way her videos make
 And frankly, I watch ASMR and donated to
 me feel good and build me up. So why the hell did you come to her server just to try and make others feel
 bad and knock them down?
 Especially since I've been quite polite with you so far and careful not to cause offense. Then you turn
 right around and intentionally do the opposite for no other reason than to be an ass.
 I've had a rough night, a rough day, involving the biggest flashback to my complex-PTSD I've had in
 literal months, a metric fuck-ton of drama in a server my friend ran where a mod sniped at my writing
 then tried to do a fake apology in a way that actively shot down one of the few things that brought me
 confidence, three days now without my antidepressant due my boyfriend have a busted car and my
 disability meaning I can't really head to the pharmacy much other way, an all-nighter since my shaking
 and panicking from my complex-PTSD attack meant I couldn't sleep, and I did not come here to be
 dismissed as invalid simply because I typed three separate statements at less than 300 words. (Bearbeitet)
 People watch ASMR to relax, yet you're here to rile them up and make them feel bad. Fuck you, fuck
 your antithetic presence here, fuck the rules that let you beat people down. (Bearbeitet)
 I do not need this shit.
 Good news is, since this was longer than my last one, you won't read this, either!
 14. November 2019
 Moderator A
 Aaaaand
 is laughing at me while an assigned moderator just looks while not doing his job. Why
 am I here? Why am I donating to
 ? Why am I planning to contribute with my writing when no one
 even gives a fuck?
 Fuck, why am I doing anything here when people are just mocking me?
 And even knowing the absolute shit-level day I had, they're just kicking me when I'm down, even
 though ASMR is meant to be relaxing and uplifting. (Bearbeitet)
 Why have mods assigned here if they're not going to do their jobs?
 Or is "mod" just "observer"?
 Fuck it, I'm out. Bye.
 Moderator B
 Ok
'TLDR' triggers snowflake

'TLDR' triggers snowflake

The Pharmacy: CD Pokémon Or Prescription Medication? There's been an accident, and we're hoping you can help: A truck carrying Pokémon has collided with a delivery van on its way to the pharmacy. Everyone is okay, but the cargo got all mixed up! Which of the following belong in a Pokéball, and which are at home inside a pill bottle? by Jeff Cork 1. Accelgor 6. Domperidone 11. Leavanny 16. Spiriva 2. Benicar 7. Illumise 12. Ledian 17. Staravia 3. Celebi 8. Incivek 13. Nidorina 18. Tranquill 4. Celebrex 9. Januvia 14. Novolog 19. Tricor 5. Crestor 10. Lapras 15. Quilava 20. Vinblastine Answers: Pokémon: 1,3,7,10,11,12,13,15,17,18 Prescription Medication: 2,4,5,6,8,9,14,16,19,20 Magaine@ (SSN 1067-6392) published monthly ata subscription price of $19.98 for 1 year or $24.98 for 2 years by Sunrise Publications, 724 North Frst Street, 3rd Floor, Minneapolis, MN 55401.812) 488-8100 or FAX (612) 486-101 Canad&Mam S25yr additionai potage all other international orders add $35/yr All arders must be prepaid in U.S dollars by check, money order or credit card. Powerp Rewards Pro Card may be purchased for $12.00 ncludes $7 00 SAM For subsriptions back u wce mouires call toll free at 866 844-4263 or mal publisher at above address. Periodicals postage paid at Minneapols, MN, and addtional mailing offices. SUBSCRIBERS/POSTMASTER Send address changes to Game Informer Magsne, 724 Nort F Minnenpols MN 55401 POSTMASTER Send all UAA to CPS over Goue ove CD Future Nick Names episode?
The Pharmacy: CD
 Pokémon Or
 Prescription Medication?
 There's been an accident, and we're hoping you can help: A truck carrying Pokémon has collided
 with a delivery van on its way to the pharmacy. Everyone is okay, but the cargo got all mixed up!
 Which of the following belong in a Pokéball, and which are at home inside a pill bottle? by Jeff Cork
 1. Accelgor
 6. Domperidone
 11. Leavanny
 16. Spiriva
 2. Benicar
 7. Illumise
 12. Ledian
 17. Staravia
 3. Celebi
 8. Incivek
 13. Nidorina
 18. Tranquill
 4. Celebrex
 9. Januvia
 14. Novolog
 19. Tricor
 5. Crestor
 10. Lapras
 15. Quilava
 20. Vinblastine
 Answers: Pokémon: 1,3,7,10,11,12,13,15,17,18 Prescription Medication: 2,4,5,6,8,9,14,16,19,20
 Magaine@ (SSN 1067-6392) published monthly ata subscription price of $19.98 for 1 year or $24.98 for 2 years by Sunrise Publications, 724 North Frst Street, 3rd Floor, Minneapolis, MN 55401.812) 488-8100 or FAX (612) 486-101 Canad&Mam
 S25yr additionai potage all other international orders add $35/yr All arders must be prepaid in U.S dollars by check, money order or credit card. Powerp Rewards Pro Card may be purchased for $12.00 ncludes $7 00 SAM For subsriptions back u
 wce mouires call toll free at 866 844-4263 or mal publisher at above address. Periodicals postage paid at Minneapols, MN, and addtional mailing offices. SUBSCRIBERS/POSTMASTER Send address changes to Game Informer Magsne, 724 Nort F
 Minnenpols MN 55401 POSTMASTER Send all UAA to CPS
 over
 Goue ove
 CD
Future Nick Names episode?

Future Nick Names episode?

The Pharmacy: CD Pokémon Or Prescription Medication? There's been an accident, and we're hoping you can help: A truck carrying Pokémon has collided with a delivery van on its way to the pharmacy. Everyone is okay, but the cargo got all mixed up! Which of the following belong in a Pokéball, and which are at home inside a pill bottle? by Jeff Cork 1. Accelgor 6. Domperidone 11. Leavanny 16. Spiriva 2. Benicar 7. Illumise 12. Ledian 17. Staravia 3. Celebi 8. Incivek 13. Nidorina 18. Tranquill 4. Celebrex 9. Januvia 14. Novolog 19. Tricor 5. Crestor 10. Lapras 15. Quilava 20. Vinblastine Answers: Pokémon: 1,3,7,10,11,12,13,15,17,18 Prescription Medication: 2,4,5,6,8,9,14,16,19,20 Magaine@ (SSN 1067-6392) published monthly ata subscription price of $19.98 for 1 year or $24.98 for 2 years by Sunrise Publications, 724 North Frst Street, 3rd Floor, Minneapolis, MN 55401.812) 488-8100 or FAX (612) 486-101 Canad&Mam S25yr additionai potage all other international orders add $35/yr All arders must be prepaid in U.S dollars by check, money order or credit card. Powerp Rewards Pro Card may be purchased for $12.00 ncludes $7 00 SAM For subsriptions back u wce mouires call toll free at 866 844-4263 or mal publisher at above address. Periodicals postage paid at Minneapols, MN, and addtional mailing offices. SUBSCRIBERS/POSTMASTER Send address changes to Game Informer Magsne, 724 Nort F Minnenpols MN 55401 POSTMASTER Send all UAA to CPS over Goue ove CD Pokémon or Medication?
The Pharmacy: CD
 Pokémon Or
 Prescription Medication?
 There's been an accident, and we're hoping you can help: A truck carrying Pokémon has collided
 with a delivery van on its way to the pharmacy. Everyone is okay, but the cargo got all mixed up!
 Which of the following belong in a Pokéball, and which are at home inside a pill bottle? by Jeff Cork
 1. Accelgor
 6. Domperidone
 11. Leavanny
 16. Spiriva
 2. Benicar
 7. Illumise
 12. Ledian
 17. Staravia
 3. Celebi
 8. Incivek
 13. Nidorina
 18. Tranquill
 4. Celebrex
 9. Januvia
 14. Novolog
 19. Tricor
 5. Crestor
 10. Lapras
 15. Quilava
 20. Vinblastine
 Answers: Pokémon: 1,3,7,10,11,12,13,15,17,18 Prescription Medication: 2,4,5,6,8,9,14,16,19,20
 Magaine@ (SSN 1067-6392) published monthly ata subscription price of $19.98 for 1 year or $24.98 for 2 years by Sunrise Publications, 724 North Frst Street, 3rd Floor, Minneapolis, MN 55401.812) 488-8100 or FAX (612) 486-101 Canad&Mam
 S25yr additionai potage all other international orders add $35/yr All arders must be prepaid in U.S dollars by check, money order or credit card. Powerp Rewards Pro Card may be purchased for $12.00 ncludes $7 00 SAM For subsriptions back u
 wce mouires call toll free at 866 844-4263 or mal publisher at above address. Periodicals postage paid at Minneapols, MN, and addtional mailing offices. SUBSCRIBERS/POSTMASTER Send address changes to Game Informer Magsne, 724 Nort F
 Minnenpols MN 55401 POSTMASTER Send all UAA to CPS
 over
 Goue ove
 CD
Pokémon or Medication?

Pokémon or Medication?