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Being Alone, American Horror Story, and Blessed: I was starving my Sim and he sneakily called up for a pizza. When it was delivered I made him throw it in the garbage. Then he cried Breddit My teenage son decided waking up to his alarm and getting on the school bus was unimportant. So l locked him in a 1x1 room until he peed himself and died in the puddle. reddit Every time I play, I start with a "painting goblin." I make him morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure he has the following traits: likes to be alone, loves art, hates the outdoors. The first thing I do once l have enough money is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and remove the stairs. I set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, toilet, refrigerator, bed, shower, and trashcan. All he does all day is paint. That's it. He paints and paints and paints and paints. Eventually, his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sel whatever painting he has finished, and then I return to playing the game. My family always ends up feeling very blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their home. reddit So, in my most recent Sims playthrough, I found this girl that I really wanted my Sim to marry. Problem is she already had a husband, so rather than just doing the (relatively) normal thing and convincing her to break up with him, I instead became best friends with her husband, convinced him to move in with me, and then drowned him in a pool so l could marry his wife. Then I moved in with his wife (who lived in a HUGE mansion) and killed the rest of her family because l didn't feel like taking care of the other Sims that she lived with but I still wanted the house. reddit One time l killed a Sim by drowning. Then I made everyone show up to his funeral in swimwear. reddit franklycats: American Horror Story: Sims
Being Alone, American Horror Story, and Blessed: I was starving my Sim and he sneakily called up for
 a pizza. When it was delivered I made him throw it
 in the garbage. Then he cried
 Breddit

 My teenage son decided waking up to his alarm and
 getting on the school bus was unimportant. So l
 locked him in a 1x1 room until he peed himself and
 died in the puddle.
 reddit

 Every time I play, I start with a "painting goblin." I
 make him morbidly obese with green skin. I make
 sure he has the following traits: likes to be alone,
 loves art, hates the outdoors. The first thing I do
 once l have enough money is build a small room in
 the basement, send him down there, and remove
 the stairs. I set him up in a tiny little area with only
 an easel, toilet, refrigerator, bed, shower, and
 trashcan. All he does all day is paint. That's it. He
 paints and paints and paints and paints. Eventually,
 his paintings become very good and worth a lot of
 money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sel
 whatever painting he has finished, and then I return
 to playing the game.
 My family always ends up feeling very blessed
 because of their fortune, and they never find out
 about the horrible secret living beneath their
 home.
 reddit

 So, in my most recent Sims playthrough, I found this
 girl that I really wanted my Sim to marry. Problem
 is she already had a husband, so rather than just
 doing the (relatively) normal thing and convincing
 her to break up with him, I instead became best
 friends with her husband, convinced him to move in
 with me, and then drowned him in a pool so l could
 marry his wife.
 Then I moved in with his wife (who lived in a HUGE
 mansion) and killed the rest of her family because l
 didn't feel like taking care of the other Sims that
 she lived with but I still wanted the house.
 reddit

 One time l killed a Sim by drowning. Then I made
 everyone show up to his funeral in swimwear.
 reddit
franklycats:

American Horror Story: Sims

franklycats: American Horror Story: Sims

Alive, Bruh, and Cars: robotmango awed-frog robotmango it's ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, "i'm gonna go for a bike ride." and i was like "why. no. why don't put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey don't do it." so he says he doesn't want to "hide in the house" because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. "the sun is shining" does not cover it. its hot outside its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning @robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great now it's ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a "borrower" that got trapped inside a radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no at the devil's ρreferred temperature, this forecast has gotten away from me a little. but in conclusion fuck the sun Its hot out, is what Im saying
Alive, Bruh, and Cars: robotmango
 awed-frog
 robotmango
 it's ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my
 husband was like, "i'm gonna go for a bike ride." and i was like "why. no. why
 don't put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey
 don't do it." so he says he doesn't want to "hide in the house" because the sun is
 shining. bruh. honeybruh. "the sun is shining" does not cover it. its hot outside
 its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into
 their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio
 umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning
 @robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast this was both hilarious
 and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea
 this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel.
 dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the
 outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great
 now it's ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid
 as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a "borrower" that got trapped inside a
 radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead
 surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always
 bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler
 the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no
 at the devil's ρreferred temperature, this forecast has gotten away from me a little.
 but in conclusion fuck the sun
Its hot out, is what Im saying

Its hot out, is what Im saying

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: vixen-soul: Love herb/flower drying. Brings the outdoors in during these colder months.
Love, Tumblr, and Blog: vixen-soul:

Love herb/flower drying. Brings the outdoors in during these colder months.

vixen-soul: Love herb/flower drying. Brings the outdoors in during these colder months.