The Door


                    
                    
                

                

                

            

        
    







            

            
            

                

                    
                

                

                    

                        


	

	
    
        

            

                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

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    The Door: dontforgettospeak:

wickedwonderlandd:

trinikelly1984:

morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they canā€™t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If youā€™re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. Itā€™s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. Itā€™s so simple but the door does not move. 
You canā€™t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I canā€™t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




Thatā€™s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, Iā€™ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didnā€™t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when Iā€™m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and youā€™re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?Ā Ā 

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, itā€™s one of the reasons they have axes; itā€™s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters donā€™t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.



Sharing for all the safety items!! 



This is horrifying that these things are even necessary. Reblog to save a frickin life

Iā€™ve got the addalock one from above (plus a bar for my sliding door and additional window locks) and it gives me serious piece of mind.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                The Door: dontforgettospeak:

wickedwonderlandd:

trinikelly1984:

morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they canā€™t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If youā€™re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. Itā€™s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. Itā€™s so simple but the door does not move. 
You canā€™t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I canā€™t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




Thatā€™s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, Iā€™ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didnā€™t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when Iā€™m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and youā€™re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?Ā Ā 

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, itā€™s one of the reasons they have axes; itā€™s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters donā€™t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.



Sharing for all the safety items!! 



This is horrifying that these things are even necessary. Reblog to save a frickin life

Iā€™ve got the addalock one from above (plus a bar for my sliding door and additional window locks) and it gives me serious piece of mind.

                
            

            
            
dontforgettospeak:

wickedwonderlandd:

trinikelly1984:

morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    The Door: Hand your breathing passes at the door when you leave
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    The Door: sonneillonv:

violent-cisbian:

lesbianplayinanimalcrossing:


violent-cisbian:


thevirginmaryswomb:


radcybergoth:


blackswallowtailbutterfly:


ryderdai:

the-pump-king:


morphimus:


charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

queen-of-dirt:

charlesoberonn:

notaboyscout:

charlesoberonn:


memory-thought:

charlesoberonn:


updogonline:

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.



I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. 

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.
This isnā€™t a real door, itā€™s a prop from a movie or TV set.



it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and thatā€™s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. 




y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door Iā€™d more likely break my foot than the door.



I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.



American homes are made extremely cheaply and arenā€™t built to last.
Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.
Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.
Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.
Weak foundations that wouldnā€™t hold up at all if it werenā€™t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.
Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich peopleā€™s homes.
Read this article.
https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality
Then watch this video.



Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? 



Itā€™s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

Iā€™m in Canada. I havenā€™t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself.



It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood



Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood



do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,?



No we donā€™t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone itā€™s usually just a ā€œfeature wallā€ that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on.
Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily.



why would anyone build something like that? didnā€™t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? donā€™t y'all learn from your childhood?

I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam.
Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it.
You could kick right through it.Ā  Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife.Ā Ā 
Needless to say Iā€™m having it replaced.



-laughs in solid wooden door-
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                The Door: sonneillonv:

violent-cisbian:

lesbianplayinanimalcrossing:


violent-cisbian:


thevirginmaryswomb:


radcybergoth:


blackswallowtailbutterfly:


ryderdai:

the-pump-king:


morphimus:


charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

queen-of-dirt:

charlesoberonn:

notaboyscout:

charlesoberonn:


memory-thought:

charlesoberonn:


updogonline:

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.



I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. 

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.
This isnā€™t a real door, itā€™s a prop from a movie or TV set.



it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and thatā€™s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. 




y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door Iā€™d more likely break my foot than the door.



I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.



American homes are made extremely cheaply and arenā€™t built to last.
Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.
Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.
Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.
Weak foundations that wouldnā€™t hold up at all if it werenā€™t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.
Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich peopleā€™s homes.
Read this article.
https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality
Then watch this video.



Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? 



Itā€™s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

Iā€™m in Canada. I havenā€™t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself.



It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood



Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood



do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,?



No we donā€™t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone itā€™s usually just a ā€œfeature wallā€ that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on.
Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily.



why would anyone build something like that? didnā€™t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? donā€™t y'all learn from your childhood?

I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam.
Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it.
You could kick right through it.Ā  Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife.Ā Ā 
Needless to say Iā€™m having it replaced.



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sonneillonv:

violent-cisbian:

lesbianplayinanimalcrossing:


violent-cisbian:


thevirginmaryswomb:


radcybergoth:


blackswallowtailb...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    The Door: epicdndmemes:

You check the door to the tavern thereā€™s no trap on it as far as you can see.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                The Door: epicdndmemes:

You check the door to the tavern thereā€™s no trap on it as far as you can see.
                
            

            
            
epicdndmemes:

You check the door to the tavern thereā€™s no trap on it as far as you can see.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    The Door: Polite doggo cleans the door (what would we do without himbĀ (via: @jazzthesetter)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                The Door: Polite doggo cleans the door (what would we do without himbĀ (via: @jazzthesetter)
                
                

                
            

            
            
Polite doggo cleans the door (what would we do without himbĀ (via: @jazzthesetter)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    The Door: Iā€™ll be waiting at the door pal.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    The Door: ofprinces:
Ronan did not roll down the window or look at him, so Gansey tried the door, found it unlocked, and opened it.Ā ā€œRonan,ā€ he said. The gentle way he said it nearly made Blue cry.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                The Door: ofprinces:
Ronan did not roll down the window or look at him, so Gansey tried the door, found it unlocked, and opened it.Ā ā€œRonan,ā€ he said. The gentle way he said it nearly made Blue cry.

                
            

            
            
ofprinces:
Ronan did not roll down the window or look at him, so Gansey tried the door, found it unlocked, and opened it.Ā ā€œRonan,ā€ he sai...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    The Door: just-a-little-anxious:

warriorsofficial:

asleepinawell:
operahousebookworm:

robynspreciousnest:

fandersunite:

its-eggo:


astral-ghoul:


ninapop45:


deceit-the-snakey-snake:

plaid-n-converse:

cherrysconeslut:


pawsofponies:


garecc:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:


inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

buggykin:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:


inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

biggest-goofiest-fish:

desertdaylight:


kait-the-kitty:

chiribomb:

politicalcompassmemes:

your-uncle-dave:

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit:

japhers:

jewishzevran:

animatedamerican:

pagesofkenna:

mommacomms:

fidefortitude:

bl00dlikeice:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

plaid-n-converse:

memeception

WEā€™VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

Iā€™ve saidĀ ā€œI hate thisā€ so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, becauseĀ ā€œI hate thisā€ is just shorthand forĀ ā€˜this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasnā€™t expecting with intent to surpriseā€™. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But thisā€¦ This is something else.
The rapidity of a memeā€™s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, youā€™ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. Itā€™ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeareā€™s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

ā€¦.I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - thatā€™s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (ā€take the breadsticks and runā€) is a reference to the tumblr meme ā€˜stuffing breadsticks into my purseā€™. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. thatā€™s meme two (2)
ā€œman door hand hook car doorā€ is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the genericĀ ā€˜stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill usā€™ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
ā€˜gunā€™ isā€¦ yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to ā€œman door hand hook car doorā€ for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomesĀ meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think iā€™ve ever seen. the initialĀ ā€˜young manā€™ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock memeĀ ā€˜gunā€™ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasnā€™t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkennaā€˜s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpgā€™s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000ā€™s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun


This works better than I thought it would. 


This was in my senior project 

Iā€™m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO


FATALITY

We have officially created a new languageĀ 

I just had to do it to em


THIS FUCKING THREAD Iā€™M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDNā€™T EXPECT MORE Iā€™M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?




W o w


You know I had to 


I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it


THIRTEEN!?


SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING ā€œthis one does not spark joyā€ TO THIS VERSION SAYING ā€œthis one sparks joyā€




well i added my contribution : )
whyā€”


IM SCREAMING


This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense. 

ā€œYouā€™re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?ā€ā€œOh yeah, sure.ā€ā€œCan you explain it to me?ā€ā€œI absolutely fucking cannot.ā€


can you believe they couldnā€™t even get $3 million for this website

yes.

Iā€™m sorry, but I had to
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                The Door: just-a-little-anxious:

warriorsofficial:

asleepinawell:
operahousebookworm:

robynspreciousnest:

fandersunite:

its-eggo:


astral-ghoul:


ninapop45:


deceit-the-snakey-snake:

plaid-n-converse:

cherrysconeslut:


pawsofponies:


garecc:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:


inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

buggykin:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:


inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

biggest-goofiest-fish:

desertdaylight:


kait-the-kitty:

chiribomb:

politicalcompassmemes:

your-uncle-dave:

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit:

japhers:

jewishzevran:

animatedamerican:

pagesofkenna:

mommacomms:

fidefortitude:

bl00dlikeice:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

plaid-n-converse:

memeception

WEā€™VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

Iā€™ve saidĀ ā€œI hate thisā€ so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, becauseĀ ā€œI hate thisā€ is just shorthand forĀ ā€˜this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasnā€™t expecting with intent to surpriseā€™. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But thisā€¦ This is something else.
The rapidity of a memeā€™s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, youā€™ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. Itā€™ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeareā€™s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

ā€¦.I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - thatā€™s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (ā€take the breadsticks and runā€) is a reference to the tumblr meme ā€˜stuffing breadsticks into my purseā€™. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. thatā€™s meme two (2)
ā€œman door hand hook car doorā€ is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the genericĀ ā€˜stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill usā€™ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
ā€˜gunā€™ isā€¦ yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to ā€œman door hand hook car doorā€ for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomesĀ meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think iā€™ve ever seen. the initialĀ ā€˜young manā€™ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock memeĀ ā€˜gunā€™ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasnā€™t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkennaā€˜s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpgā€™s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000ā€™s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun


This works better than I thought it would. 


This was in my senior project 

Iā€™m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO


FATALITY

We have officially created a new languageĀ 

I just had to do it to em


THIS FUCKING THREAD Iā€™M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDNā€™T EXPECT MORE Iā€™M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?




W o w


You know I had to 


I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it


THIRTEEN!?


SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING ā€œthis one does not spark joyā€ TO THIS VERSION SAYING ā€œthis one sparks joyā€




well i added my contribution : )
whyā€”


IM SCREAMING


This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense. 

ā€œYouā€™re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?ā€ā€œOh yeah, sure.ā€ā€œCan you explain it to me?ā€ā€œI absolutely fucking cannot.ā€


can you believe they couldnā€™t even get $3 million for this website

yes.

Iā€™m sorry, but I had to
                
            

            
            
just-a-little-anxious:

warriorsofficial:

asleepinawell:
operahousebookworm:

robynspreciousnest:

fandersunite:

its-eggo:


astral-gho...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    The Door: epicjohndoe:

Glock The Door When You Go Out
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                The Door: epicjohndoe:

Glock The Door When You Go Out
                
            

            
            
epicjohndoe:

Glock The Door When You Go Out

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    The Door: electric bulb
 @valarrrrrrry
 I've remembered one of my neighbors
 has ever asked me why I lock my door
 when I'm inside the house and I asked
 him how he knows that and he told
 me with a straight face that he has
 tried to open it some nights to 'greet
 me'.
 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android
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This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they canā€™t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If youā€™re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. Itā€™s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. Itā€™s so simple but the door does not move. 
You canā€™t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I canā€™t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




Thatā€™s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, Iā€™ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didnā€™t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when Iā€™m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and youā€™re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?Ā Ā 

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, itā€™s one of the reasons they have axes; itā€™s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters donā€™t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                The Door: electric bulb
 @valarrrrrrry
 I've remembered one of my neighbors
 has ever asked me why I lock my door
 when I'm inside the house and I asked
 him how he knows that and he told
 me with a straight face that he has
 tried to open it some nights to 'greet
 me'.
 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android
 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes
morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they canā€™t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If youā€™re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. Itā€™s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. Itā€™s so simple but the door does not move. 
You canā€™t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I canā€™t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




Thatā€™s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, Iā€™ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didnā€™t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when Iā€™m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and youā€™re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?Ā Ā 

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, itā€™s one of the reasons they have axes; itā€™s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters donā€™t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

                
            

            
            
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letsmcflytobritain:

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loueejii:

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    The Door: The
 Trevor Moore O
 @itrevormoore
 Tmes
 TREDOR
 moORE
 Remember. Kevin McCallister could
 have phoned the police at any time. He
 was a child who had accidentally been
 left alone. One call and he would have
 been safe. But it was never about safety.
 He was hunting those men. He wanted
 them to die. It was fun for him. He
 enjoyed it.
bisexualhennessy:

foxyclock:

orgyporgy:

shittymoviedetails:
Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, thatā€™s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldnā€™t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a ā€œpolice officerā€ which is why Kevin doesnā€™t trust the cops. Iā€™m so tired of the ignorance. The slander. 


FINALLY weā€™ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doingĀ (via @hotcrossedfangs)Ā 

Also the police in that movie are hilariously inept. Kevinā€˜s mom contacts them to do a wellness check on her eight-year-old son who is home alone and for them that consists of casually wandering down to the house, knocking once, and then when nobody answers instead of considering the very real possibility that a frightened young boy might not open the door right away, they just assume everythingā€˜s fine and the mom is just crazy and they fuck right off.ļæ¼ļæ¼
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                The Door: The
 Trevor Moore O
 @itrevormoore
 Tmes
 TREDOR
 moORE
 Remember. Kevin McCallister could
 have phoned the police at any time. He
 was a child who had accidentally been
 left alone. One call and he would have
 been safe. But it was never about safety.
 He was hunting those men. He wanted
 them to die. It was fun for him. He
 enjoyed it.
bisexualhennessy:

foxyclock:

orgyporgy:

shittymoviedetails:
Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, thatā€™s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldnā€™t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a ā€œpolice officerā€ which is why Kevin doesnā€™t trust the cops. Iā€™m so tired of the ignorance. The slander. 


FINALLY weā€™ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doingĀ (via @hotcrossedfangs)Ā 

Also the police in that movie are hilariously inept. Kevinā€˜s mom contacts them to do a wellness check on her eight-year-old son who is home alone and for them that consists of casually wandering down to the house, knocking once, and then when nobody answers instead of considering the very real possibility that a frightened young boy might not open the door right away, they just assume everythingā€˜s fine and the mom is just crazy and they fuck right off.ļæ¼ļæ¼
                
            

            
            
bisexualhennessy:

foxyclock:

orgyporgy:

shittymoviedetails:
Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the pho...