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Mind, Reason, and Thought: "at 3 a.m as I lay against the door, my mind is filled with you, and the coldness of the floor, tears down my cheeks like droplets of the sun, oh how I thought you were the one, and I found myself calling for you again, but the thing I was calling, was the only reason why I was sane." I need you

Mind, Reason, and Thought: "at 3 a.m as I lay against the door, my mind is
filled with you, and the coldness of the floor, tears
down my cheeks like droplets of the sun, oh how I
thought you were the one, and I found myself
calling for you again, but the thing I was calling,
was the only reason why I was sane."
I need you

Mind, Reason, and Thought: "at 3 a.m as I lay against the door, my mind is
filled with you, and the coldness of the floor, tears
down my cheeks like droplets of the sun, oh how I
thought you were the one, and I found myself
calling for you again, but the thing I was calling,
was the only reason why I was sane."
I need you

Irl, Me IRL, and Open: Me when someone tries to get to know me We are open the door is just very heavy 0. me_irl

Irl, Me IRL, and Open: Me when someone tries to get to know
me
We are open
the door is just
very heavy
0.
me_irl

Irl, Me IRL, and Open: Me when someone tries to get to know
me
We are open
the door is just
very heavy
0.
me_irl

me_irl

Got, Lock, and Door: Mylanyard got caught on the knoband my keysswung inside the door as I closed it. This hastobe the stupidest possible way to lock yourself out." That must have really sucked

Got, Lock, and Door: Mylanyard got caught on the knoband my
keysswung inside the door as I closed it. This
hastobe the stupidest possible way to lock
yourself out."
That must have really sucked

Got, Lock, and Door: Mylanyard got caught on the knoband my
keysswung inside the door as I closed it. This
hastobe the stupidest possible way to lock
yourself out."
That must have really sucked

That must have really sucked

Blow Job, Girlfriend, and Dank Memes: When your girlfriend is about to give you a blow job, but someone knocks at the door 🗣 Go Somewhere !!

Blow Job, Girlfriend, and Dank Memes: When your girlfriend is about to give you a
blow job, but someone knocks at the door
🗣 Go Somewhere !!

Blow Job, Girlfriend, and Dank Memes: When your girlfriend is about to give you a
blow job, but someone knocks at the door
🗣 Go Somewhere !!

🗣 Go Somewhere !!

Game of Thrones, Tumblr, and Blog: Not all heroes hold weapons, @gaemofthrones Some just hold the door game-of-thrones-fans: Some heroes are giant for a reason

Game of Thrones, Tumblr, and Blog: Not all heroes hold weapons,
@gaemofthrones
Some just hold the door
game-of-thrones-fans:

Some heroes are giant for a reason

Game of Thrones, Tumblr, and Blog: Not all heroes hold weapons,
@gaemofthrones
Some just hold the door
game-of-thrones-fans:

Some heroes are giant for a reason

game-of-thrones-fans: Some heroes are giant for a reason

Drugs, School, and Good: jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr in high school, my mom once asked where i was going from a few rooms over while i was heading out the door. i yelled "to do drugs!" and she yelled back "haha good one have fun!" then i left to go do drugs Don’t do anything i wouldn’t do!

Drugs, School, and Good: jen merritt!!!
@jennifermerr
in high school, my mom once asked
where i was going from a few rooms
over while i was heading out the door.
i yelled "to do drugs!" and she yelled
back "haha good one have fun!"
then i left to go do drugs
Don’t do anything i wouldn’t do!

Drugs, School, and Good: jen merritt!!!
@jennifermerr
in high school, my mom once asked
where i was going from a few rooms
over while i was heading out the door.
i yelled "to do drugs!" and she yelled
back "haha good one have fun!"
then i left to go do drugs
Don’t do anything i wouldn’t do!

Don’t do anything i wouldn’t do!

Dad, Money, and All Me: Dads when you leave a room with the lights on for 1 second You're s pending all me money! But dad I went to shut the door

Dad, Money, and All Me: Dads when you leave a room with
the lights on for 1 second
You're s
pending all me money!
But dad I went to shut the door

Dad, Money, and All Me: Dads when you leave a room with
the lights on for 1 second
You're s
pending all me money!
But dad I went to shut the door

But dad I went to shut the door

Memes, Girl, and Women: When you hold the door open for a girl and she smiles at you for 0.069420 milliseconds l am aware of the effect I have on women Do not follow @randomshowerthoughts if you get turned on easily 😈😜

Memes, Girl, and Women: When you hold the door open for a girl and
she smiles at you for 0.069420 milliseconds
l am aware of the effect I have on women
Do not follow @randomshowerthoughts if you get turned on easily 😈😜

Memes, Girl, and Women: When you hold the door open for a girl and
she smiles at you for 0.069420 milliseconds
l am aware of the effect I have on women
Do not follow @randomshowerthoughts if you get turned on easily 😈😜

Do not follow @randomshowerthoughts if you get turned on easily 😈😜

Club, True, and Tumblr: No more knocK knockjokes Ding dong Who'sthere? The KGB Dwight, get the door I'm notanswering that,You answer it! The KGBWillwait for no onel It's true. laughoutloud-club: They Got You There, Dwight

Club, True, and Tumblr: No more knocK knockjokes
Ding dong
Who'sthere?
The KGB
Dwight, get the door
I'm notanswering that,You
answer it!
The KGBWillwait for no
onel
It's true.
laughoutloud-club:

They Got You There, Dwight

Club, True, and Tumblr: No more knocK knockjokes
Ding dong
Who'sthere?
The KGB
Dwight, get the door
I'm notanswering that,You
answer it!
The KGBWillwait for no
onel
It's true.
laughoutloud-club:

They Got You There, Dwight

laughoutloud-club: They Got You There, Dwight

Girl, Http, and Women: When you hold the door open for a girl and she smiles at you for 0.069420 milliseconds l am aware of the effect I have on women invest in this emerging format for early profits. via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2RKdkYb

Girl, Http, and Women: When you hold the door open for a girl and
she smiles at you for 0.069420 milliseconds
l am aware of the effect I have on women
invest in this emerging format for early profits. via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2RKdkYb

Girl, Http, and Women: When you hold the door open for a girl and
she smiles at you for 0.069420 milliseconds
l am aware of the effect I have on women
invest in this emerging format for early profits. via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2RKdkYb

invest in this emerging format for early profits. via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2RKdkYb

Girl, Women, and Smiles: When you hold the door open for a girl and she smiles at you for 0.069420 milliseconds l am aware of the effect I have on women Me irl

Girl, Women, and Smiles: When you hold the door open for a girl and
she smiles at you for 0.069420 milliseconds
l am aware of the effect I have on women
Me irl

Girl, Women, and Smiles: When you hold the door open for a girl and
she smiles at you for 0.069420 milliseconds
l am aware of the effect I have on women
Me irl

Me irl

Ass, Bitch, and Funny: I'm so polite but I'm also the rudest person ever like l'Il hold the door for u and you'll be thinking I'm an actual sweetheart when in reality I'm thinking "hurry up stupid ass bitch" Aasarcasm only SarcasmOnly

Ass, Bitch, and Funny: I'm so polite but I'm also the rudest
person ever like l'Il hold the door for u
and you'll be thinking I'm an actual
sweetheart when in reality I'm thinking
"hurry up stupid ass bitch" Aasarcasm only
SarcasmOnly

Ass, Bitch, and Funny: I'm so polite but I'm also the rudest
person ever like l'Il hold the door for u
and you'll be thinking I'm an actual
sweetheart when in reality I'm thinking
"hurry up stupid ass bitch" Aasarcasm only
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Shower, Tumblr, and Blog: when im in the middle of having a whole conversation with myself in the shower and someone knocks on the door the-memedaddy: meirl

Shower, Tumblr, and Blog: when im in the middle of having a whole
conversation with myself in the shower
and someone knocks on the door
the-memedaddy:

meirl

Shower, Tumblr, and Blog: when im in the middle of having a whole
conversation with myself in the shower
and someone knocks on the door
the-memedaddy:

meirl

the-memedaddy: meirl

Shower, The Middle, and MeIRL: when im in the middle of having a whole conversation with myself in the shower and someone knocks on the door meirl

Shower, The Middle, and MeIRL: when im in the middle of having a whole
conversation with myself in the shower
and someone knocks on the door
meirl

Shower, The Middle, and MeIRL: when im in the middle of having a whole
conversation with myself in the shower
and someone knocks on the door
meirl

A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be- friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso- lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper. that's Doorman Dan. since meeting him last year, I've discovered .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM .he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was complet unaware they had broken up until he wishe happy Christmas and she responded with what the fuck Dan .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay, and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops .he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII know when I meet him. .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be told." when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they'd like a snack . .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he's patrolling the bar I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him cacen BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!! zohbugg I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of Doorman Dan thecheshirecass I look forward to reading more about the loving, polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with Ned when they finally meet. fuckveahdiomedes What's the instagram for the rabbits, op? Source: cacen 114,993 notes The adventures of doorman dan

A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen
so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule
that all of our door staff must have names that start
with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be-
friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called
Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan
now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso-
lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older
than me and has a fiance. you know when someone
is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're
simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan.
now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his
appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand
inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now,
add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper.
that's Doorman Dan.
since meeting him last year, I've discovered
.he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that
said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when
he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy
and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called
Junkie Jeff at 9AM
.he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months
while he was in the army, and was complet
unaware they had broken up until he wishe
happy Christmas and she responded with what the
fuck Dan
.accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for
thirty-six hours
.he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay,
and instead of jumping in and fighting back he
decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand
in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out
and ran off
.he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a
month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has
resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed
inside any John Lewis shops
.he is convinced the love of his life is not his
fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked
who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII
know when I meet him.
.he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet
rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless
they follow him
his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even
proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be
told."
when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he
didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on
the door and asked if they'd like a snack
.
.he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail
called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out
being the only person on the dance floor without a
drink when he's patrolling the bar
I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
cacen
BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!!
zohbugg
I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of
Doorman Dan
thecheshirecass
I look forward to reading more about the loving,
polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with
Ned when they finally meet.
fuckveahdiomedes
What's the instagram for the rabbits, op?
Source: cacen
114,993 notes
The adventures of doorman dan

A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen
so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule
that all of our door staff must have names that start
with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be-
friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called
Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan
now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso-
lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older
than me and has a fiance. you know when someone
is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're
simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan.
now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his
appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand
inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now,
add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper.
that's Doorman Dan.
since meeting him last year, I've discovered
.he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that
said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when
he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy
and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called
Junkie Jeff at 9AM
.he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months
while he was in the army, and was complet
unaware they had broken up until he wishe
happy Christmas and she responded with what the
fuck Dan
.accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for
thirty-six hours
.he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay,
and instead of jumping in and fighting back he
decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand
in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out
and ran off
.he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a
month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has
resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed
inside any John Lewis shops
.he is convinced the love of his life is not his
fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked
who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII
know when I meet him.
.he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet
rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless
they follow him
his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even
proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be
told."
when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he
didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on
the door and asked if they'd like a snack
.
.he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail
called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out
being the only person on the dance floor without a
drink when he's patrolling the bar
I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
cacen
BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!!
zohbugg
I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of
Doorman Dan
thecheshirecass
I look forward to reading more about the loving,
polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with
Ned when they finally meet.
fuckveahdiomedes
What's the instagram for the rabbits, op?
Source: cacen
114,993 notes
The adventures of doorman dan

The adventures of doorman dan

Alive, Iphone, and Memes: @holyfudge I've been alive 20 years and stl haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone 25.7K Retweets 170K Likes oi no fukin fightin at my gig fu... .17h v Replying to @holyfudge "Come back with a warrant" is my go to "Come in" normally gets people moving pretty quickly.

Alive, Iphone, and Memes: @holyfudge
I've been alive 20 years and stl
haven't found the right thing to say
when someone knocks on the door of
the public bathroom you're in
4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone
25.7K Retweets 170K Likes
oi no fukin fightin at my gig fu... .17h v
Replying to @holyfudge
"Come back with a warrant" is my go to
"Come in" normally gets people moving pretty quickly.

Alive, Iphone, and Memes: @holyfudge
I've been alive 20 years and stl
haven't found the right thing to say
when someone knocks on the door of
the public bathroom you're in
4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone
25.7K Retweets 170K Likes
oi no fukin fightin at my gig fu... .17h v
Replying to @holyfudge
"Come back with a warrant" is my go to
"Come in" normally gets people moving pretty quickly.

"Come in" normally gets people moving pretty quickly.

Alive, Iphone, and Memes: COL1In @holyfudge I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone 25.7K Retweets 170K Likes 01 no fukin fightin at my gig fu . 17h Replying to @holyfudge "Come back with a warrant" is my go to @imcpatt 👈👈👈😂

Alive, Iphone, and Memes: COL1In
@holyfudge
I've been alive 20 years and still
haven't found the right thing to say
when someone knocks on the door of
the public bathroom you're in
4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone
25.7K Retweets 170K Likes
01 no fukin fightin at my gig fu . 17h
Replying to @holyfudge
"Come back with a warrant" is my go to
@imcpatt 👈👈👈😂

Alive, Iphone, and Memes: COL1In
@holyfudge
I've been alive 20 years and still
haven't found the right thing to say
when someone knocks on the door of
the public bathroom you're in
4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone
25.7K Retweets 170K Likes
01 no fukin fightin at my gig fu . 17h
Replying to @holyfudge
"Come back with a warrant" is my go to
@imcpatt 👈👈👈😂

@imcpatt 👈👈👈😂

Alive, Dank, and Iphone: coll1n @holyfudge I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone 25.7K Retweets 170K Likes oi no fukin fightin at my gig fu... 17h Replying to @holyfudge "Come back with a warrant" is my go to 98 378.5214 ↑ 」

Alive, Dank, and Iphone: coll1n
@holyfudge
I've been alive 20 years and still
haven't found the right thing to say
when someone knocks on the door of
the public bathroom you're in
4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone
25.7K Retweets 170K Likes
oi no fukin fightin at my gig fu... 17h
Replying to @holyfudge
"Come back with a warrant" is my go to
98 378.5214
↑
」

Alive, Dank, and Iphone: coll1n
@holyfudge
I've been alive 20 years and still
haven't found the right thing to say
when someone knocks on the door of
the public bathroom you're in
4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone
25.7K Retweets 170K Likes
oi no fukin fightin at my gig fu... 17h
Replying to @holyfudge
"Come back with a warrant" is my go to
98 378.5214
↑
」

Smell, Tumblr, and Blog: Max could smell the dog treat behind the door... lolzandtrollz: Gimme Gimme Gimme

Smell, Tumblr, and Blog: Max could smell the dog treat behind
the door...
lolzandtrollz:

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Smell, Tumblr, and Blog: Max could smell the dog treat behind
the door...
lolzandtrollz:

Gimme Gimme Gimme

lolzandtrollz: Gimme Gimme Gimme

Drugs, Parents, and Friend: When you and your friend are doing drugs and your parents walk in the door

Drugs, Parents, and Friend: When you and your friend are doing drugs
and your parents walk in the door

Drugs, Parents, and Friend: When you and your friend are doing drugs
and your parents walk in the door

Cheating, Funny, and Bank: Her: yea l let him hold the door open for me Me @_Blockaye ZIONS BANK 1l Liking another niggas pictures is cheating

Cheating, Funny, and Bank: Her: yea l let him hold the door open for
me
Me
@_Blockaye
ZIONS BANK
1l
Liking another niggas pictures is cheating

Cheating, Funny, and Bank: Her: yea l let him hold the door open for
me
Me
@_Blockaye
ZIONS BANK
1l
Liking another niggas pictures is cheating

Liking another niggas pictures is cheating

Funny, Shower, and The Middle: when im in the middle of having a whole conversation with myself in the shower and someone knocks on the door 😑

Funny, Shower, and The Middle: when im in the middle of having a whole
conversation with myself in the shower
and someone knocks on the door
😑

Funny, Shower, and The Middle: when im in the middle of having a whole
conversation with myself in the shower
and someone knocks on the door
😑

😑

Alive, Iphone, and Twitter: coll In @holyfudge I've been alive 20 years and stil haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone 25.7K Retweets 170K Likes oi no fukin fightin at my gig fu... .17h v Replying to @holyfudge "Come back with a warrant" is my go to 0378 5,214 T Come back with a warrant

Alive, Iphone, and Twitter: coll In
@holyfudge
I've been alive 20 years and stil
haven't found the right thing to say
when someone knocks on the door of
the public bathroom you're in
4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone
25.7K Retweets 170K Likes
oi no fukin fightin at my gig fu... .17h v
Replying to @holyfudge
"Come back with a warrant" is my go to
0378 5,214 T
Come back with a warrant

Alive, Iphone, and Twitter: coll In
@holyfudge
I've been alive 20 years and stil
haven't found the right thing to say
when someone knocks on the door of
the public bathroom you're in
4:22 PM 1/31/19 Twitter for iPhone
25.7K Retweets 170K Likes
oi no fukin fightin at my gig fu... .17h v
Replying to @holyfudge
"Come back with a warrant" is my go to
0378 5,214 T
Come back with a warrant

Come back with a warrant

Shower, The Middle, and Can: when im in the middle of having a whole conversation with myself in the shower and someone knocks on the door can you not

Shower, The Middle, and Can: when im in the middle of having a whole
conversation with myself in the shower
and someone knocks on the door
can you not

Shower, The Middle, and Can: when im in the middle of having a whole
conversation with myself in the shower
and someone knocks on the door
can you not

Alive, Good, and Dank Memes: collIn @holyfudge I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in Ceri @JustCeri1022 Replying to @holyfudge "ah I've been waiting for you" is always a good one “What’s the password?”

Alive, Good, and Dank Memes: collIn
@holyfudge
I've been alive 20 years and still haven't
found the right thing to say when
someone knocks on the door of the
public bathroom you're in
Ceri
@JustCeri1022
Replying to @holyfudge
"ah I've been waiting for you" is always a
good one
“What’s the password?”

Alive, Good, and Dank Memes: collIn
@holyfudge
I've been alive 20 years and still haven't
found the right thing to say when
someone knocks on the door of the
public bathroom you're in
Ceri
@JustCeri1022
Replying to @holyfudge
"ah I've been waiting for you" is always a
good one
“What’s the password?”

“What’s the password?”

Fucking, Idiot, and Forensic Files: Carly @Twerkerella forensic files narrator... and he left his finger prints on the door knob. me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

Fucking, Idiot, and Forensic Files: Carly
@Twerkerella
forensic files narrator... and he left his
finger prints on the door knob.
me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you
absolute fucking idiot

Fucking, Idiot, and Forensic Files: Carly
@Twerkerella
forensic files narrator... and he left his
finger prints on the door knob.
me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you
absolute fucking idiot

Dog, Him, and Open: Hig will sit on my steps and howl until I open the door and acknowledge him. Also Hig is not my dog

Dog, Him, and Open: Hig will sit on my steps and howl until I open
the door and acknowledge him. Also Hig is not
my dog

Dog, Him, and Open: Hig will sit on my steps and howl until I open
the door and acknowledge him. Also Hig is not
my dog

MeIRL, Mom, and Asks: When your friend Tim knocks on the door and your Mom asks you who it is tim has come Meirl

MeIRL, Mom, and Asks: When your friend Tim knocks on the
door and your Mom asks you who it is
tim has come
Meirl

MeIRL, Mom, and Asks: When your friend Tim knocks on the
door and your Mom asks you who it is
tim has come
Meirl

Osama Bin Laden, Death, and Navy: Osama Bin Laden BRB Someones at the door Tuesday at 04.00Li dbus Navy Seals lke this Death of Osama bin Laden [2 May, 2011]

Osama Bin Laden, Death, and Navy: Osama Bin Laden
BRB Someones at the door
Tuesday at 04.00Li
dbus Navy Seals lke this
Death of Osama bin Laden [2 May, 2011]

Osama Bin Laden, Death, and Navy: Osama Bin Laden
BRB Someones at the door
Tuesday at 04.00Li
dbus Navy Seals lke this
Death of Osama bin Laden [2 May, 2011]

Death of Osama bin Laden [2 May, 2011]

Doctor, Love, and Back: Douglas Webber @dougwebberecon One of my absolute favorite things After a PhD student finishes their dissertation defense and the committee discusses while the student is outside the room I love opening the door to bring the student back in and simply saying "Doctor". 17 times and counting I would love that if it happens

Doctor, Love, and Back: Douglas Webber
@dougwebberecon
One of my absolute favorite
things
After a PhD student finishes their
dissertation defense and the
committee discusses while the
student is outside the room
I love opening the door to bring
the student back in and simply
saying "Doctor".
17 times and counting
I would love that if it happens

Doctor, Love, and Back: Douglas Webber
@dougwebberecon
One of my absolute favorite
things
After a PhD student finishes their
dissertation defense and the
committee discusses while the
student is outside the room
I love opening the door to bring
the student back in and simply
saying "Doctor".
17 times and counting
I would love that if it happens

I would love that if it happens

Doctor, Love, and Happy: Douglas Webber @dougwebberecon One of my absolute favorite things After a PhD student finishes their dissertation defense and the committee discusses while the student is outside the room I love opening the door to bring the student back in and simply saying "Doctor". 17 times and counting I would be happy if it happens

Doctor, Love, and Happy: Douglas Webber
@dougwebberecon
One of my absolute favorite
things
After a PhD student finishes their
dissertation defense and the
committee discusses while the
student is outside the room
I love opening the door to bring
the student back in and simply
saying "Doctor".
17 times and counting
I would be happy if it happens

Doctor, Love, and Happy: Douglas Webber
@dougwebberecon
One of my absolute favorite
things
After a PhD student finishes their
dissertation defense and the
committee discusses while the
student is outside the room
I love opening the door to bring
the student back in and simply
saying "Doctor".
17 times and counting
I would be happy if it happens

I would be happy if it happens

Lol, Shit, and Spanish: Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov MEMEBOX.LOL KIDNAPPER: *hits me across the face* nobody's ever gonna find u [duolingo owl busts through the door and shoots the kidnapper] ME: holy shit u saved me OWL: u've got more spanish to learn u'll die when i say u can die Ive got one job, and one job only

Lol, Shit, and Spanish: Bob Vulfov
@bobvulfov
MEMEBOX.LOL
KIDNAPPER: *hits me across the face*
nobody's ever gonna find u
[duolingo owl busts through the door
and shoots the kidnapper]
ME: holy shit u saved me
OWL: u've got more spanish to learn
u'll die when i say u can die
Ive got one job, and one job only

Lol, Shit, and Spanish: Bob Vulfov
@bobvulfov
MEMEBOX.LOL
KIDNAPPER: *hits me across the face*
nobody's ever gonna find u
[duolingo owl busts through the door
and shoots the kidnapper]
ME: holy shit u saved me
OWL: u've got more spanish to learn
u'll die when i say u can die
Ive got one job, and one job only

Ive got one job, and one job only

Doctor, Love, and Back: Douglas Webber @dougwebberecon One of my absolute favorite things After a PhD student finishes their dissertation defense and the committee discusses while the student is outside the room I love opening the door to bring the student back in and simply saying "Doctor". 17 times and counting I would love that if it happens

Doctor, Love, and Back: Douglas Webber
@dougwebberecon
One of my absolute favorite
things
After a PhD student finishes their
dissertation defense and the
committee discusses while the
student is outside the room
I love opening the door to bring
the student back in and simply
saying "Doctor".
17 times and counting
I would love that if it happens

Doctor, Love, and Back: Douglas Webber
@dougwebberecon
One of my absolute favorite
things
After a PhD student finishes their
dissertation defense and the
committee discusses while the
student is outside the room
I love opening the door to bring
the student back in and simply
saying "Doctor".
17 times and counting
I would love that if it happens

I would love that if it happens

Doctor, Love, and Http: Douglas Webber @dougwebberecon One of my absolute favorite things After a PhD student finishes their dissertation defense and the committee discusses while the student is outside the room I love opening the door to bring the student back in and simply saying "Doctor". 17 times and counting I would love that if it happens via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CX2ubS

Doctor, Love, and Http: Douglas Webber
@dougwebberecon
One of my absolute favorite
things
After a PhD student finishes their
dissertation defense and the
committee discusses while the
student is outside the room
I love opening the door to bring
the student back in and simply
saying "Doctor".
17 times and counting
I would love that if it happens via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CX2ubS

Doctor, Love, and Http: Douglas Webber
@dougwebberecon
One of my absolute favorite
things
After a PhD student finishes their
dissertation defense and the
committee discusses while the
student is outside the room
I love opening the door to bring
the student back in and simply
saying "Doctor".
17 times and counting
I would love that if it happens via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CX2ubS

I would love that if it happens via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CX2ubS

Girl, Nice, and Open: "Nice guys" when they hold the door open for a girl and don't get sucked off on the spot The nerve of some people Ungrateful woman

Girl, Nice, and Open: "Nice guys" when they hold the
door open for a girl and don't get
sucked off on the spot
The nerve of some people
Ungrateful woman

Girl, Nice, and Open: "Nice guys" when they hold the
door open for a girl and don't get
sucked off on the spot
The nerve of some people
Ungrateful woman

Ungrateful woman

Definitely, Head, and American: haviary the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone "Где водка?" it translates to "where is the vodka?" but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to leupagus Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA" at all times. WHERE VODKA?!?

Definitely, Head, and American: haviary
the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go
??????????????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds
like a hilarious shitpost type thing
so when you ask someone "Где водка?" it translates to "where is the
vodka?"
but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I
assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE
VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not
give vodka to
leupagus
Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a
fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they
would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA" at all times.
WHERE VODKA?!?

Definitely, Head, and American: haviary
the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go
??????????????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds
like a hilarious shitpost type thing
so when you ask someone "Где водка?" it translates to "where is the
vodka?"
but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I
assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE
VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not
give vodka to
leupagus
Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a
fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they
would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA" at all times.
WHERE VODKA?!?

Be Like, Guns, and Memes: Niggas be like" na ion got no points you open the door " 11880 3270 5330 6750 @ blackarot “Bruh I cant open it I need this to pack a punch my guns” 🤣💯

Be Like, Guns, and Memes: Niggas be like" na ion got no points
you open the door "
11880
3270
5330
6750
@ blackarot
“Bruh I cant open it I need this to pack a punch my guns” 🤣💯

Be Like, Guns, and Memes: Niggas be like" na ion got no points
you open the door "
11880
3270
5330
6750
@ blackarot
“Bruh I cant open it I need this to pack a punch my guns” 🤣💯

“Bruh I cant open it I need this to pack a punch my guns” 🤣💯

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien 2h V Widogast. lan Laking @lHLaking therapist: you need to open up more me: i can't therapist: why not me: let me visualise it for you 924 8 1,592 curlicuecal: joulssance: i love one (1) disaster wizardIt’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien 2h V
Widogast.
lan Laking @lHLaking
therapist: you need to open up more
me: i can't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
924 8 1,592
curlicuecal:

joulssance:
i love one (1) disaster wizardIt’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien 2h V
Widogast.
lan Laking @lHLaking
therapist: you need to open up more
me: i can't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
924 8 1,592
curlicuecal:

joulssance:
i love one (1) disaster wizardIt’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.

curlicuecal: joulssance: i love one (1) disaster wizardIt’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you ...

Fall, Funny, and Home: When you get home from having an extremely rough day and the keys fall while trying to open the door HETTO Ac Couples Therapy Relatable 😂💀

Fall, Funny, and Home: When you get home from having an
extremely rough day and the keys fall
while trying to open the door
HETTO
Ac
Couples Therapy
Relatable 😂💀

Fall, Funny, and Home: When you get home from having an
extremely rough day and the keys fall
while trying to open the door
HETTO
Ac
Couples Therapy
Relatable 😂💀

Relatable 😂💀

England, Fake, and Jim Ross: Picture this. The Patriots and Rams are about to kick off the Super Bowl with hundreds of millions watching. Pats kicker Stephen Gostkowski put the ball on the tee, and backs up As he booms the ball away to a sea of camera flashes, all the sudden Drew Brees appears from the shadows in the tunnel. The rest of the Saints emerge from behind him, storming onto the field and delivering Stone Cold stunners to Rams players. Michael Thomas and Cam Jordan drop kick and RKO every referee whist Alvin Kamara is crotch chopping everyone left as the DX theme song starts. A spotlight finds Sean Payton who is making his way to the commissioner's private box. He rips open the door as the crowd of 70,000 in Atlanta gasp:s and throws Roger Goodell through a table, pinning him for a 3-count as Jim Ross goes wild. The Saints are now playing the Patriots in Super Bowl LIlI. Late in the 4th quarter, New Orleans stuns New England with a fake punt. With less than two minutes left in regulation, Drew Brees drives the Saints offense down the field with pinpoint precision. Brees fakes a handoff to Mark Ingram, turns, and throws a bullet touchdown pass as time expires! Patriots win 31-17. @NFL MEMES 😂😂😂

England, Fake, and Jim Ross: Picture this. The Patriots and Rams are about to kick off the
Super Bowl with hundreds of millions watching. Pats kicker
Stephen Gostkowski put the ball on the tee, and backs up
As he booms the ball away to a sea of camera flashes, all the
sudden Drew Brees appears from the shadows in the tunnel.
The rest of the Saints emerge from behind him, storming onto
the field and delivering Stone Cold stunners to Rams players.
Michael Thomas and Cam Jordan drop kick and RKO every
referee whist Alvin Kamara is crotch chopping everyone left
as the DX theme song starts. A spotlight finds Sean Payton
who is making his way to the commissioner's private box.
He rips open the door as the crowd of 70,000 in Atlanta gasp:s
and throws Roger Goodell through a table, pinning him for a
3-count as Jim Ross goes wild. The Saints are now playing
the Patriots in Super Bowl LIlI. Late in the 4th quarter,
New Orleans stuns New England with a fake punt. With less
than two minutes left in regulation, Drew Brees drives the
Saints offense down the field with pinpoint precision. Brees
fakes a handoff to Mark Ingram, turns, and throws a bullet
touchdown pass as time expires! Patriots win 31-17.
@NFL MEMES
😂😂😂

England, Fake, and Jim Ross: Picture this. The Patriots and Rams are about to kick off the
Super Bowl with hundreds of millions watching. Pats kicker
Stephen Gostkowski put the ball on the tee, and backs up
As he booms the ball away to a sea of camera flashes, all the
sudden Drew Brees appears from the shadows in the tunnel.
The rest of the Saints emerge from behind him, storming onto
the field and delivering Stone Cold stunners to Rams players.
Michael Thomas and Cam Jordan drop kick and RKO every
referee whist Alvin Kamara is crotch chopping everyone left
as the DX theme song starts. A spotlight finds Sean Payton
who is making his way to the commissioner's private box.
He rips open the door as the crowd of 70,000 in Atlanta gasp:s
and throws Roger Goodell through a table, pinning him for a
3-count as Jim Ross goes wild. The Saints are now playing
the Patriots in Super Bowl LIlI. Late in the 4th quarter,
New Orleans stuns New England with a fake punt. With less
than two minutes left in regulation, Drew Brees drives the
Saints offense down the field with pinpoint precision. Brees
fakes a handoff to Mark Ingram, turns, and throws a bullet
touchdown pass as time expires! Patriots win 31-17.
@NFL MEMES
😂😂😂

😂😂😂

England, Fake, and Football: Picture this. The Patriots and Rams are about to kick off the Super Bowl with hundreds of millions watching. Pats kicker Stephen Gostkowski put the ball on the tee, and backs up As he booms the ball away to a sea of camera flashes, all the sudden Drew Brees appears from the shadows in the tunnel. The rest of the Saints emerge from behind him, storming onto the field and delivering Stone Cold stunners to Rams players. Michael Thomas and Cam Jordan drop kick and RKO every referee whist Alvin Kamara is crotch chopping everyone left as the DX theme song starts. A spotlight finds Sean Payton who is making his way to the commissioner's private box. He rips open the door as the crowd of 70,000 in Atlanta gasps and throws Roger Goodell through a table, pinning him for a 3-count as Jim Ross goes wild. The Saints are now playing the Patriots in Super Bowl LIlI. Late in the 4th quarter, New Orleans stuns New England with a fake punt. With less than two minutes left in regulation, Drew Brees drives the Saints offense down the field with pinpoint precision. Brees fakes a handoff to Mark Ingram, turns, and throws a bullet touchdown pass as time expires! Patriots win 31-17. @NFL_MEMES Picture this... https://t.co/vnuKgP4hRg

England, Fake, and Football: Picture this. The Patriots and Rams are about to kick off the
Super Bowl with hundreds of millions watching. Pats kicker
Stephen Gostkowski put the ball on the tee, and backs up
As he booms the ball away to a sea of camera flashes, all the
sudden Drew Brees appears from the shadows in the tunnel.
The rest of the Saints emerge from behind him, storming onto
the field and delivering Stone Cold stunners to Rams players.
Michael Thomas and Cam Jordan drop kick and RKO every
referee whist Alvin Kamara is crotch chopping everyone left
as the DX theme song starts. A spotlight finds Sean Payton
who is making his way to the commissioner's private box.
He rips open the door as the crowd of 70,000 in Atlanta gasps
and throws Roger Goodell through a table, pinning him for a
3-count as Jim Ross goes wild. The Saints are now playing
the Patriots in Super Bowl LIlI. Late in the 4th quarter,
New Orleans stuns New England with a fake punt. With less
than two minutes left in regulation, Drew Brees drives the
Saints offense down the field with pinpoint precision. Brees
fakes a handoff to Mark Ingram, turns, and throws a bullet
touchdown pass as time expires! Patriots win 31-17.
@NFL_MEMES
Picture this... https://t.co/vnuKgP4hRg

England, Fake, and Football: Picture this. The Patriots and Rams are about to kick off the
Super Bowl with hundreds of millions watching. Pats kicker
Stephen Gostkowski put the ball on the tee, and backs up
As he booms the ball away to a sea of camera flashes, all the
sudden Drew Brees appears from the shadows in the tunnel.
The rest of the Saints emerge from behind him, storming onto
the field and delivering Stone Cold stunners to Rams players.
Michael Thomas and Cam Jordan drop kick and RKO every
referee whist Alvin Kamara is crotch chopping everyone left
as the DX theme song starts. A spotlight finds Sean Payton
who is making his way to the commissioner's private box.
He rips open the door as the crowd of 70,000 in Atlanta gasps
and throws Roger Goodell through a table, pinning him for a
3-count as Jim Ross goes wild. The Saints are now playing
the Patriots in Super Bowl LIlI. Late in the 4th quarter,
New Orleans stuns New England with a fake punt. With less
than two minutes left in regulation, Drew Brees drives the
Saints offense down the field with pinpoint precision. Brees
fakes a handoff to Mark Ingram, turns, and throws a bullet
touchdown pass as time expires! Patriots win 31-17.
@NFL_MEMES
Picture this... https://t.co/vnuKgP4hRg

Picture this... https://t.co/vnuKgP4hRg

Lol, Shit, and Spanish: Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov MEMEBOX.LOL KIDNAPPER: *hits me across the face* nobody's ever gonna find u [duolingo owl busts through the door and shoots the kidnapper] ME: holy shit u saved me OWL: u've got more spanish to learn u'll die when i say u can die Ive got one job, and one job only

Lol, Shit, and Spanish: Bob Vulfov
@bobvulfov
MEMEBOX.LOL
KIDNAPPER: *hits me across the face*
nobody's ever gonna find u
[duolingo owl busts through the door
and shoots the kidnapper]
ME: holy shit u saved me
OWL: u've got more spanish to learn
u'll die when i say u can die
Ive got one job, and one job only

Lol, Shit, and Spanish: Bob Vulfov
@bobvulfov
MEMEBOX.LOL
KIDNAPPER: *hits me across the face*
nobody's ever gonna find u
[duolingo owl busts through the door
and shoots the kidnapper]
ME: holy shit u saved me
OWL: u've got more spanish to learn
u'll die when i say u can die
Ive got one job, and one job only

Ive got one job, and one job only

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: yesterday itold my nephew i'm not allowed to eat popsicles (bc my sis doesn't want him eating junk & he copies me) so he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers: "ssshhhhi got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out" awesomacious: This kids going places

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: yesterday itold my nephew i'm not
allowed to eat popsicles (bc my sis
doesn't want him eating junk & he
copies me)
so he pulls me into the bathroom,
slams the door, and whispers:
"ssshhhhi got us both popsicles but
we need to eat them in here so my
mom doesn't find out"
awesomacious:

This kids going places

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: yesterday itold my nephew i'm not
allowed to eat popsicles (bc my sis
doesn't want him eating junk & he
copies me)
so he pulls me into the bathroom,
slams the door, and whispers:
"ssshhhhi got us both popsicles but
we need to eat them in here so my
mom doesn't find out"
awesomacious:

This kids going places

awesomacious: This kids going places

Earth, One, and Tips: The entire population of Earth ch Holding the door for one person Linus Door Tips

Earth, One, and Tips: The entire
population
of Earth
ch
Holding the
door for one
person
Linus Door Tips

Earth, One, and Tips: The entire
population
of Earth
ch
Holding the
door for one
person
Linus Door Tips

Linus Door Tips

Funny, Girls, and Girl: "Nice guys" when they hold the door open for a girl and don't get sucked off on the spot The nerve"of some people This is why I don’t hold the door for girls cause I get nothing in return

Funny, Girls, and Girl: "Nice guys" when they hold the
door open for a girl and don't get
sucked off on the spot
The nerve"of some people
This is why I don’t hold the door for girls cause I get nothing in return

Funny, Girls, and Girl: "Nice guys" when they hold the
door open for a girl and don't get
sucked off on the spot
The nerve"of some people
This is why I don’t hold the door for girls cause I get nothing in return

This is why I don’t hold the door for girls cause I get nothing in return

Fam, Homie, and School: Brian Smith 16 hrs . Young kid Banging on the door I wake up Like WTF!! I open it like What up Lil homie (i've never seen him Before). He said I MISSED THE BUS & NO ONE WILL TAKE ME TO SCHOOL IVE KNOCKED ON 3 DOORS.… my response SAY NO MORE FAM... DIDNT EVEN BRUSH MY TEETH just grabbed my keys Slipped on my Foams.. GO GET THAT EDUCATION YOUNG BROTHA!!!! 型塑THIS IS WHAT A BIG HOMIE DOES FOR YOUNG BROTHAS... #RealOG #TheYouthTheFuture MADE WITH SPLIT PIC awesomacious: Go get that education!

Fam, Homie, and School: Brian Smith
16 hrs .
Young kid Banging on the door I wake up Like WTF!! I
open it like What up Lil homie (i've never seen him
Before). He said I MISSED THE BUS & NO ONE WILL
TAKE ME TO SCHOOL IVE KNOCKED ON 3 DOORS.…
my response SAY NO MORE FAM... DIDNT EVEN
BRUSH MY TEETH just grabbed my keys Slipped on
my Foams..
GO GET THAT EDUCATION YOUNG BROTHA!!!!
型塑THIS IS WHAT A BIG HOMIE DOES FOR YOUNG
BROTHAS...
#RealOG #TheYouthTheFuture
MADE WITH
SPLIT PIC
awesomacious:

Go get that education!

Fam, Homie, and School: Brian Smith
16 hrs .
Young kid Banging on the door I wake up Like WTF!! I
open it like What up Lil homie (i've never seen him
Before). He said I MISSED THE BUS & NO ONE WILL
TAKE ME TO SCHOOL IVE KNOCKED ON 3 DOORS.…
my response SAY NO MORE FAM... DIDNT EVEN
BRUSH MY TEETH just grabbed my keys Slipped on
my Foams..
GO GET THAT EDUCATION YOUNG BROTHA!!!!
型塑THIS IS WHAT A BIG HOMIE DOES FOR YOUNG
BROTHAS...
#RealOG #TheYouthTheFuture
MADE WITH
SPLIT PIC
awesomacious:

Go get that education!

awesomacious: Go get that education!

Fucking, Free, and Free Willy: LF YOU'RE THIN YOU'RE NoT ComiN IN 1II UK Banter @UKBanter (ii) 17 Mar BANTER R Only because you are blocking the door you fucking whale free willy 4

Fucking, Free, and Free Willy: LF YOU'RE
THIN
YOU'RE NoT
ComiN
IN 1II
UK Banter @UKBanter
(ii) 17 Mar
BANTER
R Only because you are blocking the
door you fucking whale
free willy 4

Fucking, Free, and Free Willy: LF YOU'RE
THIN
YOU'RE NoT
ComiN
IN 1II
UK Banter @UKBanter
(ii) 17 Mar
BANTER
R Only because you are blocking the
door you fucking whale
free willy 4

free willy 4

Memes, Omg, and True: *making out* Her: go lock the door Me: Omg so true 😂 Credit: @_m.canadia

Memes, Omg, and True: *making out*
Her: go lock the door
Me:
Omg so true 😂 Credit: @_m.canadia

Memes, Omg, and True: *making out*
Her: go lock the door
Me:
Omg so true 😂 Credit: @_m.canadia

Omg so true 😂 Credit: @_m.canadia

Bell, Door, and Shake: THE DOOR BELL IS MISSING PLEASE SHAKE BOTTLE OF ROCKS

Bell, Door, and Shake: THE DOOR BELL IS
MISSING
PLEASE SHAKE
BOTTLE OF ROCKS

Bell, Door, and Shake: THE DOOR BELL IS
MISSING
PLEASE SHAKE
BOTTLE OF ROCKS

Dogs, Friends, and Pizza: We got caught in the rain. My dog DESPISES the rain Dog in lap got adopted. He is excited. Their other dog is WAY too excited Sometimes I swear my friend's dog is a human in dogs skin uddenly I realize I left the other half of my dog at work He started barking at the door, when I got up to look outside he ran back a stole a slice of my pizza. No one at the door Dog snaps

Dogs, Friends, and Pizza: We got caught in the rain. My dog
DESPISES the rain

Dog in lap got adopted. He is excited.
Their other dog is WAY too excited

Sometimes I swear my friend's dog is a
human in dogs skin

uddenly I realize I left the other half of my
dog at work

He started barking at the door, when I got
up to look outside he ran back a stole a
slice of my pizza. No one at the door
Dog snaps

Dogs, Friends, and Pizza: We got caught in the rain. My dog
DESPISES the rain

Dog in lap got adopted. He is excited.
Their other dog is WAY too excited

Sometimes I swear my friend's dog is a
human in dogs skin

uddenly I realize I left the other half of my
dog at work

He started barking at the door, when I got
up to look outside he ran back a stole a
slice of my pizza. No one at the door
Dog snaps

Dog snaps