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Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me itโ€™s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You donโ€™t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and donโ€™t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said โ€œOh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!โ€ I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokรฉmon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God
Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback
 they've been playing Mo bamba for
 the 5th time already
My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me itโ€™s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You donโ€™t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and donโ€™t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said โ€œOh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!โ€ I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokรฉmon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God

My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me itโ€™s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get...

Booty, Friends, and Memes: When the booty is a blessing... w- @piques @realjasonmendez @emilyk8z @jessiesimsofficial (Tag 3 friends!)
Booty, Friends, and Memes: When the booty is a blessing... w- @piques @realjasonmendez @emilyk8z @jessiesimsofficial (Tag 3 friends!)

When the booty is a blessing... w- @piques @realjasonmendez @emilyk8z @jessiesimsofficial (Tag 3 friends!)

Bae, Booty, and Memes: WHEN BAE GET YOU OUT OF A TICKET Drop the booty! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ @jacobbergeractor @robiiiworld @juicyyjuicebox @worldstar WSHH
Bae, Booty, and Memes: WHEN BAE GET YOU
 OUT OF A TICKET
Drop the booty! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ @jacobbergeractor @robiiiworld @juicyyjuicebox @worldstar WSHH

Drop the booty! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ @jacobbergeractor @robiiiworld @juicyyjuicebox @worldstar WSHH

Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter. Reddit u/towntown1337 @DrSmashlove People ask me โ€œaye smash whatโ€™s your type? What do u like in a girl?โ€ Simple - I ainโ€™t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin ๐Ÿฆ. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs ๐Ÿคค lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that donโ€™t mean I donโ€™t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u donโ€™t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying Iโ€™m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ainโ€™t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And thatโ€™s how I feel about doggies. I ainโ€™t got no type. I understand people like different things. I donโ€™t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends thatโ€™s done it and Iโ€™m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I donโ€™t like puppy mills in my heart but I donโ€™t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ [Editorโ€™s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - donโ€™t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like โ€œlet me choke u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ Imma leave u on โ€˜Seentโ€™ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]
Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter.
 Reddit u/towntown1337
 @DrSmashlove
People ask me โ€œaye smash whatโ€™s your type? What do u like in a girl?โ€ Simple - I ainโ€™t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin ๐Ÿฆ. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs ๐Ÿคค lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that donโ€™t mean I donโ€™t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u donโ€™t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying Iโ€™m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ainโ€™t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And thatโ€™s how I feel about doggies. I ainโ€™t got no type. I understand people like different things. I donโ€™t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends thatโ€™s done it and Iโ€™m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I donโ€™t like puppy mills in my heart but I donโ€™t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ [Editorโ€™s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - donโ€™t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like โ€œlet me choke u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ Imma leave u on โ€˜Seentโ€™ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]

People ask me โ€œaye smash whatโ€™s your type? What do u like in a girl?โ€ Simple - I ainโ€™t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin ๐Ÿฆ. I mean o...