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Bad, Donkey, and Shrek: When the bible teacher asks the class "What biblical character had a conversation with a donkey?" and your little brother says "Shrek" Not bad kid

Bad, Donkey, and Shrek: When the bible teacher
asks the class "What
biblical character had a
conversation with a
donkey?" and your little
brother says "Shrek"
Not bad kid

Bad, Donkey, and Shrek: When the bible teacher
asks the class "What
biblical character had a
conversation with a
donkey?" and your little
brother says "Shrek"
Not bad kid

Jesus, Bible, and The Bible: JESUS IS BACK, AND HES NOT CRUCI FUCKIN AROUND.. THE BIBLE 2 Jesus..

Jesus, Bible, and The Bible: JESUS IS BACK, AND HES NOT
CRUCI FUCKIN AROUND..
THE
BIBLE
2
Jesus..

Jesus, Bible, and The Bible: JESUS IS BACK, AND HES NOT
CRUCI FUCKIN AROUND..
THE
BIBLE
2
Jesus..

Jesus..

Christmas, Funny, and Radio: Anonymous asked: What do angels actually look like per the bible? glitterbomb-goblinking the-unreadable-book: revelationi9: musiqchildoo7: Well, according to Ezekiel s they might look something like this... According to Daniel 1o something like his... According to Isaiah 6. In Ezediel 10.. Again in Ezeliel o. Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to deseribe what they saw when they saw an angel.. they run into the end of their imagination... they car never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, lat alona baing able to describa it to someone else. REAL Yeah, that's uually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible.. Theres a good reason why angels'standard greeting is 'Do not be afraid I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remambar because it was so funny was a Christmas spacial where an angal showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth ofChrist. The conversations went: Angel: "FEAR NOT. Shepherds: "screaming Angel: ISAID FEAR NOT." Shepherds: screaming LOUDER Angel: WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING!??

Christmas, Funny, and Radio: Anonymous asked: What do angels actually look like
per the bible?
glitterbomb-goblinking
the-unreadable-book:
revelationi9:
musiqchildoo7:
Well, according to Ezekiel s they might
look something like this...
According to Daniel 1o something like
his...
According to Isaiah 6.
In Ezediel 10..
Again in Ezeliel o.
Basically, when the people writing
Scripture tried to deseribe what they saw
when they saw an angel.. they run into
the end of their imagination... they car
never quite seem to fully explain it
because they had trouble even
comprehending what they saw, lat alona
baing able to describa it to someone
else.
REAL
Yeah, that's uually how people responded to seeing them in
the Bible..
Theres a good reason why angels'standard greeting is 'Do not be
afraid
I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remambar because it was so
funny was a Christmas spacial where an angal showed up to tell the shepherds
about the birth ofChrist. The conversations went:
Angel: "FEAR NOT.
Shepherds: "screaming
Angel: ISAID FEAR NOT."
Shepherds: screaming LOUDER
Angel: WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING
WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING!??

Christmas, Funny, and Radio: Anonymous asked: What do angels actually look like
per the bible?
glitterbomb-goblinking
the-unreadable-book:
revelationi9:
musiqchildoo7:
Well, according to Ezekiel s they might
look something like this...
According to Daniel 1o something like
his...
According to Isaiah 6.
In Ezediel 10..
Again in Ezeliel o.
Basically, when the people writing
Scripture tried to deseribe what they saw
when they saw an angel.. they run into
the end of their imagination... they car
never quite seem to fully explain it
because they had trouble even
comprehending what they saw, lat alona
baing able to describa it to someone
else.
REAL
Yeah, that's uually how people responded to seeing them in
the Bible..
Theres a good reason why angels'standard greeting is 'Do not be
afraid
I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remambar because it was so
funny was a Christmas spacial where an angal showed up to tell the shepherds
about the birth ofChrist. The conversations went:
Angel: "FEAR NOT.
Shepherds: "screaming
Angel: ISAID FEAR NOT."
Shepherds: screaming LOUDER
Angel: WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING
WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING!??

WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING!??

Bible, Women, and Christianity: ME POINTING OUT THAT THE BIBLE SAYS WOMEN CANT TEACH MY MOM TRYING TO TEACH ME CHRISTIANITY Meirl

Bible, Women, and Christianity: ME POINTING OUT
THAT THE BIBLE
SAYS WOMEN CANT TEACH
MY MOM TRYING TO
TEACH ME CHRISTIANITY
Meirl

Bible, Women, and Christianity: ME POINTING OUT
THAT THE BIBLE
SAYS WOMEN CANT TEACH
MY MOM TRYING TO
TEACH ME CHRISTIANITY
Meirl

Meirl

Fuck You, Parents, and Bible: gaycactus people who use baby naming websites: -expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that "behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you" zacchaeus??

Fuck You, Parents, and Bible: gaycactus
people who use baby naming websites:
-expecting parents
- trans people changing their names
- writers
- that guy outside my dorm room who was
arguing with his buddy on whether the name
Zach was in the bible and then very loudly
announced that "behind the name dot com says
its biblical in origin so fuck you"
zacchaeus??

Fuck You, Parents, and Bible: gaycactus
people who use baby naming websites:
-expecting parents
- trans people changing their names
- writers
- that guy outside my dorm room who was
arguing with his buddy on whether the name
Zach was in the bible and then very loudly
announced that "behind the name dot com says
its biblical in origin so fuck you"
zacchaeus??

zacchaeus??

Books, Life, and Bible: thom @scarecrowbar My mom used to read this to me as a bedtime story but it ended up impacting my life in the way they hoped the Bible would IAm NOT Going to Getup Today! Beginner Books BY MYSEL READ IT Meirl

Books, Life, and Bible: thom
@scarecrowbar
My mom used to read this to me as a
bedtime story but it ended up
impacting my life in the way they
hoped the Bible would
IAm
NOT
Going to
Getup Today!
Beginner Books
BY MYSEL
READ IT
Meirl

Books, Life, and Bible: thom
@scarecrowbar
My mom used to read this to me as a
bedtime story but it ended up
impacting my life in the way they
hoped the Bible would
IAm
NOT
Going to
Getup Today!
Beginner Books
BY MYSEL
READ IT
Meirl

Meirl

Fuck You, Parents, and Bible: gaycactus people who use baby naming websites: -expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that "behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you" zacchaeus??

Fuck You, Parents, and Bible: gaycactus
people who use baby naming websites:
-expecting parents
- trans people changing their names
- writers
- that guy outside my dorm room who was
arguing with his buddy on whether the name
Zach was in the bible and then very loudly
announced that "behind the name dot com says
its biblical in origin so fuck you"
zacchaeus??

Fuck You, Parents, and Bible: gaycactus
people who use baby naming websites:
-expecting parents
- trans people changing their names
- writers
- that guy outside my dorm room who was
arguing with his buddy on whether the name
Zach was in the bible and then very loudly
announced that "behind the name dot com says
its biblical in origin so fuck you"
zacchaeus??

zacchaeus??

Cookies, Dude, and Jesus: esystem.out.meneln() Why not try PROGRAMMING? we got... |{ } the slippery clicky clicky CURLY BO YS snek bros that dude jesus from the bible Good Ol' spaghetti leg Joe one We have a cookies, but

Cookies, Dude, and Jesus: esystem.out.meneln()
Why not try PROGRAMMING?
we got...
|{ }
the slippery
clicky clicky
CURLY BO YS
snek bros
that dude jesus
from the bible
Good Ol'
spaghetti
leg Joe
one
We have a cookies, but

Cookies, Dude, and Jesus: esystem.out.meneln()
Why not try PROGRAMMING?
we got...
|{ }
the slippery
clicky clicky
CURLY BO YS
snek bros
that dude jesus
from the bible
Good Ol'
spaghetti
leg Joe
one
We have a cookies, but

We have a cookies, but

God, Teacher, and Bible: If Christians read the Bible to get closer to God, what do atheists read to further intensify their non-belief? Adi Chanda, Teacher (2007-present) Answered Wed The same, actually

God, Teacher, and Bible: If Christians read the Bible
to get closer to God, what do
atheists read to further
intensify their non-belief?
Adi Chanda, Teacher (2007-present)
Answered Wed
The same, actually

God, Teacher, and Bible: If Christians read the Bible
to get closer to God, what do
atheists read to further
intensify their non-belief?
Adi Chanda, Teacher (2007-present)
Answered Wed
The same, actually

Memes, Bible, and Pirates: You know you can't read. It's the Bible, youget credit for trying Pirates of the Caribbean

Memes, Bible, and Pirates: You know you can't read.
It's the Bible, youget credit for trying
Pirates of the Caribbean

Memes, Bible, and Pirates: You know you can't read.
It's the Bible, youget credit for trying
Pirates of the Caribbean

Pirates of the Caribbean

Books, Sorry, and Tumblr: The Bible Read in a condescending voice By a 14 year old Atheist 0040 100 1900 oduced by wve Books an Tapo, Inc All rights reerved Copying public periormance and ot this recarding in whole or in part,ar prohib youlovetoseeit:sorry for what I was like as a teen

Books, Sorry, and Tumblr: The Bible
Read in a condescending voice
By a 14 year old Atheist
0040
100
1900
oduced by
wve Books an Tapo, Inc
All rights reerved Copying public periormance and
ot this recarding in whole or in part,ar prohib
youlovetoseeit:sorry for what I was like as a teen

Books, Sorry, and Tumblr: The Bible
Read in a condescending voice
By a 14 year old Atheist
0040
100
1900
oduced by
wve Books an Tapo, Inc
All rights reerved Copying public periormance and
ot this recarding in whole or in part,ar prohib
youlovetoseeit:sorry for what I was like as a teen

youlovetoseeit:sorry for what I was like as a teen

Internet, Memes, and Bible: Them: "What's the Bible even about?" Me: ARILTIAN 5999 It's about éverything! NBC Here are 11 of the Latest Hilarious Christian Memes on the Internet

Internet, Memes, and Bible: Them: "What's the Bible even about?"
Me:
ARILTIAN
5999
It's about éverything!
NBC
Here are 11 of the Latest Hilarious Christian Memes on the Internet

Internet, Memes, and Bible: Them: "What's the Bible even about?"
Me:
ARILTIAN
5999
It's about éverything!
NBC
Here are 11 of the Latest Hilarious Christian Memes on the Internet

Here are 11 of the Latest Hilarious Christian Memes on the Internet

Books, Dove, and Memes: The Bible Read in a condescending voice By a 14 year old Atheist Side 70040 44 M Produced by Dove Books on Tape, Inc All rights reserved. Copying, publie pertormance and broa of this recording in whole or in part, are prahibited by Enjoy these memes I stole

Books, Dove, and Memes: The Bible
Read in a condescending voice
By a 14 year old Atheist
Side
70040
44 M
Produced by
Dove Books on Tape, Inc
All rights reserved. Copying, publie pertormance and broa
of this recording in whole or in part, are prahibited by
Enjoy these memes I stole

Books, Dove, and Memes: The Bible
Read in a condescending voice
By a 14 year old Atheist
Side
70040
44 M
Produced by
Dove Books on Tape, Inc
All rights reserved. Copying, publie pertormance and broa
of this recording in whole or in part, are prahibited by
Enjoy these memes I stole

Enjoy these memes I stole

Memes, Nostalgia, and Bible: THIS SHOW DELIVERED A POWERFUL MESSSAGE ABOUT HOW PEOPLE USE THE BIBLE FOR HYPOCRISY nostalgia I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. 'The West Wing' pulled no punches.

Memes, Nostalgia, and Bible: THIS SHOW DELIVERED A POWERFUL
MESSSAGE ABOUT HOW PEOPLE USE
THE BIBLE FOR HYPOCRISY
nostalgia
I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter
into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7.
'The West Wing' pulled no punches.

Memes, Nostalgia, and Bible: THIS SHOW DELIVERED A POWERFUL
MESSSAGE ABOUT HOW PEOPLE USE
THE BIBLE FOR HYPOCRISY
nostalgia
I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter
into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7.
'The West Wing' pulled no punches.

'The West Wing' pulled no punches.

Books, Best, and Bible: The Bible Read in a condescending voice By a 14 year old Atheist 0040 44 1900 oduced by Dve Books on Tapo, Inc. All rghts reerved Copying, pubie pertoemance and of this recording in whole or in part, are prohib The best version of the bible

Books, Best, and Bible: The Bible
Read in a condescending voice
By a 14 year old Atheist
0040
44
1900
oduced by
Dve Books on Tapo, Inc.
All rghts reerved Copying, pubie pertoemance and
of this recording in whole or in part, are prohib
The best version of the bible

Books, Best, and Bible: The Bible
Read in a condescending voice
By a 14 year old Atheist
0040
44
1900
oduced by
Dve Books on Tapo, Inc.
All rghts reerved Copying, pubie pertoemance and
of this recording in whole or in part, are prohib
The best version of the bible

The best version of the bible

Android, Children, and Iphone: jenn what a life! @loeystudios chanyeol: welcome to bible study we're all children of JESUS Thread 백챈의421 appreciatekjd LOEY #SSFW @delightcy chanyeol said he prayed in the CY said he's recently reading a booking room because the way jongdae JM asked what are you reading? g it felt so holy (lights out) 그내행 CY: The bible.... @bestlucky6121 (ggbye) 열: 대기실에서 기도하고 있었어요 대씨 노래할 때 너무 성스러워서 ㅠ 8:53 PM 14/09/2017 Twitter for iPhone TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT 1,639 Retweets 1,696 Likes PM 19/07/2019 Twitter for Android ta EXO memes

Android, Children, and Iphone: jenn what a life!
@loeystudios
chanyeol: welcome to bible study we're
all children of JESUS
Thread
백챈의421
appreciatekjd
LOEY #SSFW
@delightcy
chanyeol said he prayed in the
CY said he's recently reading a booking room because the way jongdae
JM asked what are you reading?
g it felt so holy (lights out)
그내행
CY: The bible....
@bestlucky6121
(ggbye)
열: 대기실에서 기도하고 있었어요
대씨 노래할 때 너무 성스러워서 ㅠ
8:53 PM 14/09/2017 Twitter for iPhone
TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT
1,639 Retweets 1,696 Likes
PM 19/07/2019 Twitter for Android
ta
EXO memes

Android, Children, and Iphone: jenn what a life!
@loeystudios
chanyeol: welcome to bible study we're
all children of JESUS
Thread
백챈의421
appreciatekjd
LOEY #SSFW
@delightcy
chanyeol said he prayed in the
CY said he's recently reading a booking room because the way jongdae
JM asked what are you reading?
g it felt so holy (lights out)
그내행
CY: The bible....
@bestlucky6121
(ggbye)
열: 대기실에서 기도하고 있었어요
대씨 노래할 때 너무 성스러워서 ㅠ
8:53 PM 14/09/2017 Twitter for iPhone
TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT
1,639 Retweets 1,696 Likes
PM 19/07/2019 Twitter for Android
ta
EXO memes

EXO memes

Meme, Omg, and Bible: Gino Grier @95toyotacorrola omg they done brought him back Gino Grier @95toyotacorrola 2d reading the Bible and my favorite character just died. sucks fr. This Week’s Christian Meme Round Up Will Have You Cracking Up!

Meme, Omg, and Bible: Gino Grier
@95toyotacorrola
omg they done brought him back
Gino Grier @95toyotacorrola 2d
reading the Bible and my favorite character
just died. sucks fr.
This Week’s Christian Meme Round Up Will Have You Cracking Up!

Meme, Omg, and Bible: Gino Grier
@95toyotacorrola
omg they done brought him back
Gino Grier @95toyotacorrola 2d
reading the Bible and my favorite character
just died. sucks fr.
This Week’s Christian Meme Round Up Will Have You Cracking Up!

This Week’s Christian Meme Round Up Will Have You Cracking Up!

God, Bible, and The Bible: GOD SAVED STEAK! NOT LETTUCE! matlin cm Hey, it’s in the bible

God, Bible, and The Bible: GOD SAVED STEAK!
NOT LETTUCE!
matlin cm
Hey, it’s in the bible

God, Bible, and The Bible: GOD SAVED STEAK!
NOT LETTUCE!
matlin cm
Hey, it’s in the bible

Hey, it’s in the bible

Work, Bible, and Wednesday: YOU MATCHED WITH JOSHUA ON 24/07/2019. Hi Wednesday 23:30 What's your opinion on being tied up wearing nothing but your heels? X Thursday 05:27 That you need to consult the bible L Doing the lords work.

Work, Bible, and Wednesday: YOU MATCHED WITH JOSHUA ON 24/07/2019.
Hi
Wednesday 23:30
What's your opinion on being tied
up wearing nothing but your
heels? X
Thursday 05:27
That you need to consult the
bible
L
Doing the lords work.

Work, Bible, and Wednesday: YOU MATCHED WITH JOSHUA ON 24/07/2019.
Hi
Wednesday 23:30
What's your opinion on being tied
up wearing nothing but your
heels? X
Thursday 05:27
That you need to consult the
bible
L
Doing the lords work.

Doing the lords work.

Android, Dank, and Lol: TheHumanRealityCheck @tedth... .9h You spare the rod, you spoil the child. That's literally comes from our CREATOR, the one who CREATED us, the one who knows our whole makeup. If that man said sometimes you HAVE to WHOOP a child and he MADE us lol why y'all think y'all know better? I rest my case L11 56 15 rihanna's twerk+ayanna's smirk @grapecranberry Replying to @tedthousand_ The Bible says your husband can beat you, too 15:27 17 Jul 19 Twitter for Android The Bible says a lot. Stop picking and choosing. by battleangel1999 MORE MEMES

Android, Dank, and Lol: TheHumanRealityCheck @tedth... .9h
You spare the rod, you spoil the child.
That's literally comes from our CREATOR,
the one who CREATED us, the one who
knows our whole makeup. If that man
said sometimes you HAVE to WHOOP a
child and he MADE us lol why y'all think
y'all know better? I rest my case
L11
56
15
rihanna's twerk+ayanna's smirk
@grapecranberry
Replying to @tedthousand_
The Bible says your husband can
beat you, too
15:27 17 Jul 19 Twitter for Android
The Bible says a lot. Stop picking and choosing. by battleangel1999
MORE MEMES

Android, Dank, and Lol: TheHumanRealityCheck @tedth... .9h
You spare the rod, you spoil the child.
That's literally comes from our CREATOR,
the one who CREATED us, the one who
knows our whole makeup. If that man
said sometimes you HAVE to WHOOP a
child and he MADE us lol why y'all think
y'all know better? I rest my case
L11
56
15
rihanna's twerk+ayanna's smirk
@grapecranberry
Replying to @tedthousand_
The Bible says your husband can
beat you, too
15:27 17 Jul 19 Twitter for Android
The Bible says a lot. Stop picking and choosing. by battleangel1999
MORE MEMES

The Bible says a lot. Stop picking and choosing. by battleangel1999 MORE MEMES

Ass, Cum, and Dating: look at us. two Jews on a dating app we really are the future of the jewish people damn as probable distant cousins it's our duty to reproduce be the Eve to my Adam and ruin my fucking life tbh I want u to enter me two by two like I'm fuckin Noah's arc baby There's a flood comin i want you to ride me long and hard just like the Jews rode out of Egypt Sent when ur about to cum I'm gonna whisper "let my people go" in ur ear u can spend 40 days AND 40 nights in this ass daddy FUCK that's good i'd fuck you so hard we'd have to kill our firstborn jesus that one felt dark the Bible was fucked man want all 12 plagues Wait is it 10 Shit I can't remember I think it's 10 but now u got me fucked up 1 sec let me text my rabbi Stitch I this is my rabbis number u can ask him Really smooth Really good It was a team effort but we got there that's probably what you'll say after we fuck Sent I will undoubtedly high five u Type a message Send Stitch It GIF When two freaky Jews match chaos ensues

Ass, Cum, and Dating: look at us. two Jews on a
dating app
we really are the future of
the jewish people damn
as probable distant
cousins it's our duty to
reproduce
be the Eve to my Adam
and ruin my fucking life
tbh I want u to enter me
two by two like I'm fuckin
Noah's arc baby
There's a flood comin
i want you to ride me long
and hard just like the
Jews rode out of Egypt
Sent
when ur about to cum I'm
gonna whisper "let my
people go" in ur ear
u can spend 40 days AND
40 nights in this ass
daddy
FUCK that's good
i'd fuck you so hard we'd
have to kill our firstborn
jesus that one felt dark
the Bible was fucked man
want all 12 plagues
Wait is it 10
Shit I can't remember
I think it's 10 but now u
got me fucked up
1 sec let me text my rabbi
Stitch I
this is
my rabbis number
u can ask him
Really smooth
Really good
It was a team effort but
we got there
that's probably what
you'll say after we fuck
Sent
I will undoubtedly high
five u
Type a message
Send
Stitch It
GIF
When two freaky Jews match chaos ensues

Ass, Cum, and Dating: look at us. two Jews on a
dating app
we really are the future of
the jewish people damn
as probable distant
cousins it's our duty to
reproduce
be the Eve to my Adam
and ruin my fucking life
tbh I want u to enter me
two by two like I'm fuckin
Noah's arc baby
There's a flood comin
i want you to ride me long
and hard just like the
Jews rode out of Egypt
Sent
when ur about to cum I'm
gonna whisper "let my
people go" in ur ear
u can spend 40 days AND
40 nights in this ass
daddy
FUCK that's good
i'd fuck you so hard we'd
have to kill our firstborn
jesus that one felt dark
the Bible was fucked man
want all 12 plagues
Wait is it 10
Shit I can't remember
I think it's 10 but now u
got me fucked up
1 sec let me text my rabbi
Stitch I
this is
my rabbis number
u can ask him
Really smooth
Really good
It was a team effort but
we got there
that's probably what
you'll say after we fuck
Sent
I will undoubtedly high
five u
Type a message
Send
Stitch It
GIF
When two freaky Jews match chaos ensues

When two freaky Jews match chaos ensues

Bad, God, and Jesus: ARE YOU AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE BECAUSE: THE BIBLE? YES NO YES, BECAUSE GAY STUFF IS EVEN THOUGH JESUS NEVER ONCE THEN YOU'RE ALL DONE WITH THIS CHART THE BOOK OF LEVITICUS GAY MARRIAGE? REALLY I CAN GO! ARE YOU KIDDING? I LOVE BACON DO YOU EAT BACON! LEVITICUS SPECIFICALLY BUT.. YUP EATING OF PORK AND PORK PRODUCTS FINE, I'LL JUST EAT LOTS AND NO BUTS IT'S A SIN YAY! BAD NEWS SLAPPY WHAT? SON C NICE TATTOO THANKS! IT'S A TATTOO BUT ITS A TATTOO OF JESUS! TATTOOS ARE ALSO BANNED IN LEVITICUS AING BACON IS HE EVER YOU DON'T GET BUT BUT SENDING YOU STRAIGHT TO PICK AND CHOOSE WHICH FOR THAT GOD'S WORD YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW YOU KNOW ALSO: THATS THE BIBLE THANKS! IT'S GOLD! A NICE WEDDING RING FORBIDS ADORNING BUT MY WIFE AND I LOVE GOLD! NO.. WITH GOLD WHAT GOD NO, MY SECOND. MY FIRST WIFE AND I GOT YOUR HAS JOINED TOGETHER WIFE N ET SEPARATE DIVORCED REMEMBER: BEFORE JOINING N, JAM SO НННННННО SCREWED SH'T REALLY READ ALL THE PAPERWORK scott bateman Cmmxy thenib.com chartlikecharts.tumblr.com lolzandtrollz: Against Gay Marriage

Bad, God, and Jesus: ARE YOU AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE BECAUSE: THE BIBLE?
YES
NO
YES, BECAUSE
GAY STUFF IS
EVEN THOUGH
JESUS
NEVER ONCE
THEN YOU'RE
ALL DONE
WITH THIS
CHART
THE BOOK OF
LEVITICUS
GAY MARRIAGE?
REALLY
I CAN GO!
ARE YOU
KIDDING?
I LOVE BACON
DO YOU EAT
BACON!
LEVITICUS
SPECIFICALLY
BUT..
YUP
EATING OF
PORK AND
PORK PRODUCTS
FINE, I'LL
JUST EAT
LOTS AND
NO BUTS
IT'S A SIN
YAY!
BAD NEWS
SLAPPY
WHAT?
SON C
NICE TATTOO
THANKS!
IT'S A TATTOO
BUT ITS A
TATTOO OF
JESUS!
TATTOOS ARE
ALSO BANNED
IN LEVITICUS
AING
BACON
IS HE EVER
YOU DON'T GET
BUT
BUT
SENDING
YOU STRAIGHT
TO PICK AND
CHOOSE WHICH
FOR THAT
GOD'S WORD
YOU'RE GOING
TO FOLLOW
YOU KNOW
ALSO: THATS
THE BIBLE
THANKS!
IT'S GOLD!
A NICE
WEDDING RING
FORBIDS
ADORNING
BUT MY WIFE
AND I LOVE
GOLD!
NO..
WITH GOLD
WHAT GOD
NO, MY SECOND.
MY FIRST WIFE
AND I GOT
YOUR
HAS JOINED
TOGETHER
WIFE
N
ET
SEPARATE
DIVORCED
REMEMBER:
BEFORE JOINING
N,
JAM SO
НННННННО
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REALLY READ
ALL THE
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Against Gay Marriage

Bad, God, and Jesus: ARE YOU AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE BECAUSE: THE BIBLE?
YES
NO
YES, BECAUSE
GAY STUFF IS
EVEN THOUGH
JESUS
NEVER ONCE
THEN YOU'RE
ALL DONE
WITH THIS
CHART
THE BOOK OF
LEVITICUS
GAY MARRIAGE?
REALLY
I CAN GO!
ARE YOU
KIDDING?
I LOVE BACON
DO YOU EAT
BACON!
LEVITICUS
SPECIFICALLY
BUT..
YUP
EATING OF
PORK AND
PORK PRODUCTS
FINE, I'LL
JUST EAT
LOTS AND
NO BUTS
IT'S A SIN
YAY!
BAD NEWS
SLAPPY
WHAT?
SON C
NICE TATTOO
THANKS!
IT'S A TATTOO
BUT ITS A
TATTOO OF
JESUS!
TATTOOS ARE
ALSO BANNED
IN LEVITICUS
AING
BACON
IS HE EVER
YOU DON'T GET
BUT
BUT
SENDING
YOU STRAIGHT
TO PICK AND
CHOOSE WHICH
FOR THAT
GOD'S WORD
YOU'RE GOING
TO FOLLOW
YOU KNOW
ALSO: THATS
THE BIBLE
THANKS!
IT'S GOLD!
A NICE
WEDDING RING
FORBIDS
ADORNING
BUT MY WIFE
AND I LOVE
GOLD!
NO..
WITH GOLD
WHAT GOD
NO, MY SECOND.
MY FIRST WIFE
AND I GOT
YOUR
HAS JOINED
TOGETHER
WIFE
N
ET
SEPARATE
DIVORCED
REMEMBER:
BEFORE JOINING
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JAM SO
НННННННО
SCREWED
SH'T
REALLY READ
ALL THE
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lolzandtrollz:

Against Gay Marriage

lolzandtrollz: Against Gay Marriage

Internet, Bible, and Science: It looks like you're writing about a science topic you don't understand. Would you like to quote from the Bible? If Clippy worked in internet comments

Internet, Bible, and Science: It looks like you're writing
about a science topic you
don't understand. Would you
like to quote from the Bible?
If Clippy worked in internet comments

Internet, Bible, and Science: It looks like you're writing
about a science topic you
don't understand. Would you
like to quote from the Bible?
If Clippy worked in internet comments

If Clippy worked in internet comments

Adam and Eve, Iphone, and Twitter: friendly reminder that it is a sin to not be bisexual. the bible says adam and eve not adam or eve. 2:15 04 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone 15.5K Retweets 61.6K Likes Adam Eve

Adam and Eve, Iphone, and Twitter: friendly reminder that it is a sin
to not be bisexual. the bible says
adam and eve not adam or eve.
2:15 04 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone
15.5K Retweets 61.6K Likes
Adam Eve

Adam and Eve, Iphone, and Twitter: friendly reminder that it is a sin
to not be bisexual. the bible says
adam and eve not adam or eve.
2:15 04 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone
15.5K Retweets 61.6K Likes
Adam Eve

Adam Eve

Adam and Eve, Ass, and Confused: stardlybrendan: 3000-21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you're either heterolingual or homolingual #you're not bilingual #you're confused #stop being greedy #it's just a phase #you'll meet a nice language and settle down #the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese “Not Hebrew and Cantonese” IM DEAD 😂😂😂

Adam and Eve, Ass, and Confused: stardlybrendan:
3000-21:
oswinses:
enjorlaas:
skuboglesby:
bilingual my ass. you're
either heterolingual or
homolingual
#you're not bilingual #you're
confused #stop being greedy
#it's just a phase #you'll meet a
nice language and settle down
#the bible says adam and eve
#not hebrew and cantonese
“Not Hebrew and Cantonese” IM DEAD 😂😂😂

Adam and Eve, Ass, and Confused: stardlybrendan:
3000-21:
oswinses:
enjorlaas:
skuboglesby:
bilingual my ass. you're
either heterolingual or
homolingual
#you're not bilingual #you're
confused #stop being greedy
#it's just a phase #you'll meet a
nice language and settle down
#the bible says adam and eve
#not hebrew and cantonese
“Not Hebrew and Cantonese” IM DEAD 😂😂😂

“Not Hebrew and Cantonese” IM DEAD 😂😂😂

Marriage, Virgin, and Bible: Ausbeth @BBFrmThe6ix Time to debate with blind Chris- tians. The Bible says the woman should marry her rapist, if she isn't a virgin before marriage she should be stoned to death, and encourages you tokeep slaves. Ya'll ignore that and yet follow the "being gay is an abomination doctrine"? Discuss Remind Me Why The Bible Is A Moral Compass Again?

Marriage, Virgin, and Bible: Ausbeth
@BBFrmThe6ix
Time to debate with blind Chris-
tians. The Bible says the woman
should marry her rapist, if she
isn't a virgin before marriage she
should be stoned to death, and
encourages you tokeep slaves.
Ya'll ignore that and yet follow
the "being gay is an abomination
doctrine"?
Discuss
Remind Me Why The Bible Is A Moral Compass Again?

Marriage, Virgin, and Bible: Ausbeth
@BBFrmThe6ix
Time to debate with blind Chris-
tians. The Bible says the woman
should marry her rapist, if she
isn't a virgin before marriage she
should be stoned to death, and
encourages you tokeep slaves.
Ya'll ignore that and yet follow
the "being gay is an abomination
doctrine"?
Discuss
Remind Me Why The Bible Is A Moral Compass Again?

Remind Me Why The Bible Is A Moral Compass Again?

Taken, Tumblr, and Arizona: Simar Follow @sahluwal Wedding rings taken by Nazis at Auschwitz in 1945 Rosaries confiscated by the US government at the Arizona/Mexico border Simar Follow @sahluwal Correction: The picture of the wedding rings was taken after the liberation of the Buchenwald concentration camp. In the last 10 years, not one migrant child died in U.S. gov custody. Since September, at least 6 kids have died in the custody of DHS or HHS. We must end this. 10:30 PM - 24 Jun 2019 blackqueerblog:Yet, the Republicans are quick to quote the Bible. It makes me sick.

Taken, Tumblr, and Arizona: Simar
Follow
@sahluwal
Wedding rings taken by Nazis at
Auschwitz in 1945
Rosaries confiscated by the US
government at the Arizona/Mexico
border

Simar
Follow
@sahluwal
Correction: The picture of the wedding
rings was taken after the liberation of the
Buchenwald concentration camp.
In the last 10 years, not one migrant
child died in U.S. gov custody.
Since September, at least 6 kids have
died in the custody of DHS or HHS.
We must end this.
10:30 PM - 24 Jun 2019
blackqueerblog:Yet, the Republicans are quick to quote the Bible. It makes me sick.

Taken, Tumblr, and Arizona: Simar
Follow
@sahluwal
Wedding rings taken by Nazis at
Auschwitz in 1945
Rosaries confiscated by the US
government at the Arizona/Mexico
border

Simar
Follow
@sahluwal
Correction: The picture of the wedding
rings was taken after the liberation of the
Buchenwald concentration camp.
In the last 10 years, not one migrant
child died in U.S. gov custody.
Since September, at least 6 kids have
died in the custody of DHS or HHS.
We must end this.
10:30 PM - 24 Jun 2019
blackqueerblog:Yet, the Republicans are quick to quote the Bible. It makes me sick.

blackqueerblog:Yet, the Republicans are quick to quote the Bible. It makes me sick.

Driving, Jesus, and Bible: RE SILtilthat TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible. via ift.tt volcel-official False Luke 2:52 He's larger than a baby amateuropinions By the description of him driving the moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an upper bound as well as a lower bound on his size. veraxplus It's been said that Jesus Christ was larger than baby but smaller than a temple Source: tilthat 3,075 notes

Driving, Jesus, and Bible: RE
SILtilthat
TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in
the Bible.
via ift.tt
volcel-official
False
Luke 2:52
He's larger than a baby
amateuropinions
By the description of him driving the
moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell
that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an
upper bound as well as a lower bound on his
size.
veraxplus
It's been said that Jesus Christ was larger than
baby but smaller than a temple
Source: tilthat
3,075 notes

Driving, Jesus, and Bible: RE
SILtilthat
TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in
the Bible.
via ift.tt
volcel-official
False
Luke 2:52
He's larger than a baby
amateuropinions
By the description of him driving the
moneylenders from the temple, we can also tell
that he fit inside the temple, which gives us an
upper bound as well as a lower bound on his
size.
veraxplus
It's been said that Jesus Christ was larger than
baby but smaller than a temple
Source: tilthat
3,075 notes

Apparently, Iphone, and Twitter: Brandon Horan @brandon_r_horan So apparently the Bible is super relevant if you're baking a cake for some gay people but not when it comes to helping refugees, immigrants, and the poor people? Gotcha 10:16 AM 6/4/18 Twitter for iPhone (S)

Apparently, Iphone, and Twitter: Brandon Horan
@brandon_r_horan
So apparently the Bible is super
relevant if you're baking a cake for
some gay people but not when it
comes to helping refugees,
immigrants, and the poor people?
Gotcha
10:16 AM 6/4/18 Twitter for iPhone
(S)

Apparently, Iphone, and Twitter: Brandon Horan
@brandon_r_horan
So apparently the Bible is super
relevant if you're baking a cake for
some gay people but not when it
comes to helping refugees,
immigrants, and the poor people?
Gotcha
10:16 AM 6/4/18 Twitter for iPhone
(S)

(S)

Dank, Fire, and Flexing: Beverly My sisiter in law died in a fire, her Bible was beside her bed on a stand, not a burn mark on the Bible....Awesome...miracle from God... Yesterday at 8:31 PM Like 8 Reply TShare 414k 39 Award BEST COMMENTS chimneynugget 7h Imagine killing someone's sister in law and then leaving your business card. Strongest possible flex 425 Reply Flexin Jesus by UsernameNotTakenffs MORE MEMES

Dank, Fire, and Flexing: Beverly
My sisiter in law died in a fire, her
Bible was beside her bed on a
stand, not a burn mark on the
Bible....Awesome...miracle from
God...
Yesterday at 8:31 PM Like 8
Reply
TShare
414k
39
Award
BEST COMMENTS
chimneynugget 7h
Imagine killing someone's sister in law and then leaving
your business card. Strongest possible flex
425
Reply
Flexin Jesus by UsernameNotTakenffs
MORE MEMES

Dank, Fire, and Flexing: Beverly
My sisiter in law died in a fire, her
Bible was beside her bed on a
stand, not a burn mark on the
Bible....Awesome...miracle from
God...
Yesterday at 8:31 PM Like 8
Reply
TShare
414k
39
Award
BEST COMMENTS
chimneynugget 7h
Imagine killing someone's sister in law and then leaving
your business card. Strongest possible flex
425
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Flexin Jesus by UsernameNotTakenffs
MORE MEMES

Flexin Jesus by UsernameNotTakenffs MORE MEMES

Adam and Eve, Bible, and The Bible: Rebecca, 21 e University of Melbourne less than a kilometre away vibrators are WRONG and unnat- ural the bible sald adam and eve nat flarence and the machine Adam Eve

Adam and Eve, Bible, and The Bible: Rebecca, 21
e University of Melbourne
less than a kilometre away
vibrators are WRONG and unnat-
ural the bible sald adam and eve
nat flarence and the machine
Adam Eve

Adam and Eve, Bible, and The Bible: Rebecca, 21
e University of Melbourne
less than a kilometre away
vibrators are WRONG and unnat-
ural the bible sald adam and eve
nat flarence and the machine
Adam Eve

Adam Eve

Beard, Dank, and Bible: JRehling @JRehling No Gays Allowed because the Bible says so? The same book of the Bible also forbids: Charging interest on loans Trimming your beard Selling land Eating shrimp Wearing two different fabrics So let's not pretend that "the Bible commands it." You're just a bigot. 1:29 PM 07 Jun 18 19.7K Retweets 59.7K Likes

Beard, Dank, and Bible: JRehling
@JRehling
No Gays Allowed because the Bible
says so? The same book of the Bible
also forbids:
Charging interest on loans
Trimming your beard
Selling land
Eating shrimp
Wearing two different fabrics
So let's not pretend that "the Bible
commands it." You're just a bigot.
1:29 PM 07 Jun 18
19.7K Retweets 59.7K Likes

Beard, Dank, and Bible: JRehling
@JRehling
No Gays Allowed because the Bible
says so? The same book of the Bible
also forbids:
Charging interest on loans
Trimming your beard
Selling land
Eating shrimp
Wearing two different fabrics
So let's not pretend that "the Bible
commands it." You're just a bigot.
1:29 PM 07 Jun 18
19.7K Retweets 59.7K Likes

Iphone, Twitter, and Bible: nat @n_robe happy pride month everyone. the word "homosexual" didn't appear in the Bible until 1983 & the original Leviticus 18:22 verse that thumpers like to toss around said "man shall not lie with young boys as he does with women" referring to pedophiles not gays. the scam of all scams. 8:39 PM Jun 11, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 89.2K Retweets 280.1K Likes happy pride everybody

Iphone, Twitter, and Bible: nat
@n_robe
happy pride month everyone.
the word "homosexual" didn't appear in the Bible until
1983 & the original Leviticus 18:22 verse that thumpers
like to toss around said "man shall not lie with young boys
as he does with women" referring to pedophiles not gays.
the scam of all scams.
8:39 PM Jun 11, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
89.2K Retweets
280.1K Likes
happy pride everybody

Iphone, Twitter, and Bible: nat
@n_robe
happy pride month everyone.
the word "homosexual" didn't appear in the Bible until
1983 & the original Leviticus 18:22 verse that thumpers
like to toss around said "man shall not lie with young boys
as he does with women" referring to pedophiles not gays.
the scam of all scams.
8:39 PM Jun 11, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
89.2K Retweets
280.1K Likes
happy pride everybody

happy pride everybody

Dank, Memes, and Target: The Bible verse that always keeps me going Lunch 135 me⛪️irl by AceRohot MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: The Bible verse that always keeps me
going
Lunch 135
me⛪️irl by AceRohot
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: The Bible verse that always keeps me
going
Lunch 135
me⛪️irl by AceRohot
MORE MEMES

me⛪️irl by AceRohot MORE MEMES

Bible, The Bible, and Verse: The Bible verse that always keeps me going Lunch 135 me⛪️irl

Bible, The Bible, and Verse: The Bible verse that always keeps me
going
Lunch 135
me⛪️irl

Bible, The Bible, and Verse: The Bible verse that always keeps me
going
Lunch 135
me⛪️irl

me⛪️irl

Children, Iphone, and Memes: Franklin Graham @Franklin Graham The only flag that should fly over our embassies is the flag of the USA. The gay pride flag is offensive to Christians & millions of people of other faiths, not only in this country but around the world. 2/3 7:05 PM Jun 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone Nah, Frank, real Christians are offended by much more important things. For instance: the obscene wealth acquired by you and other Pulpit Pimps. t children being ripped from their parents and dying in US custody. t t the incompetent, racist, lying, serial adlturer destroying our country Only you and other false prophets are offended by a multi-colored piece of cloth when our country is being destroyed by a malignant narcissist. News X American The Bible warns us about people like Franklin.

Children, Iphone, and Memes: Franklin Graham
@Franklin Graham
The only flag that should fly over our embassies is the
flag of the USA. The gay pride flag is offensive to
Christians & millions of people of other faiths, not only in
this country but around the world. 2/3
7:05 PM Jun 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
Nah, Frank, real Christians are offended by
much more important things. For instance:
the obscene wealth acquired by
you and other Pulpit Pimps.
t
children being ripped from their
parents and dying in US custody.
t
t
the incompetent, racist, lying, serial
adlturer destroying our country
Only you and other false prophets are
offended by a multi-colored piece of cloth
when our country is being destroyed by a
malignant narcissist.
News X
American
The Bible warns us about people like Franklin.

Children, Iphone, and Memes: Franklin Graham
@Franklin Graham
The only flag that should fly over our embassies is the
flag of the USA. The gay pride flag is offensive to
Christians & millions of people of other faiths, not only in
this country but around the world. 2/3
7:05 PM Jun 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
Nah, Frank, real Christians are offended by
much more important things. For instance:
the obscene wealth acquired by
you and other Pulpit Pimps.
t
children being ripped from their
parents and dying in US custody.
t
t
the incompetent, racist, lying, serial
adlturer destroying our country
Only you and other false prophets are
offended by a multi-colored piece of cloth
when our country is being destroyed by a
malignant narcissist.
News X
American
The Bible warns us about people like Franklin.

The Bible warns us about people like Franklin.

Church, Martin, and Target: me: yo pass the printing press church: u better not make the Bible more me: accessible to the German people fakehistory: Martin Luther translates the bible (1534)

Church, Martin, and Target: me: yo pass the printing press
church: u better not make the Bible more
me:
accessible to the German
people
fakehistory:
Martin Luther translates the bible (1534)

Church, Martin, and Target: me: yo pass the printing press
church: u better not make the Bible more
me:
accessible to the German
people
fakehistory:
Martin Luther translates the bible (1534)

fakehistory: Martin Luther translates the bible (1534)

God, Oh My God, and Bible: Engish dubs are good youre all just weebs Galations ) ES Certel engimemeing the verse just makes this better though Galatians 4:16 "So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth? ofborrowedlight Oh my god Transcript translation of the Bible by John Wycliffe (1320-1384)

God, Oh My God, and Bible: Engish
dubs are
good youre
all just weebs
Galations )
ES Certel
engimemeing
the verse just makes this better though
Galatians 4:16 "So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?
ofborrowedlight
Oh my god
Transcript translation of the Bible by John Wycliffe (1320-1384)

God, Oh My God, and Bible: Engish
dubs are
good youre
all just weebs
Galations )
ES Certel
engimemeing
the verse just makes this better though
Galatians 4:16 "So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?
ofborrowedlight
Oh my god
Transcript translation of the Bible by John Wycliffe (1320-1384)

Transcript translation of the Bible by John Wycliffe (1320-1384)

Memes, Riot, and Bible: Middle Age Riot @middleagerlot The Mueller Report is like the Bible: Republicans have never read it, but still pretend to know what it says.

Memes, Riot, and Bible: Middle Age Riot
@middleagerlot
The Mueller Report is like the
Bible:
Republicans have never read it,
but still pretend to know what it
says.

Memes, Riot, and Bible: Middle Age Riot
@middleagerlot
The Mueller Report is like the
Bible:
Republicans have never read it,
but still pretend to know what it
says.

Jesus, Revenge, and Bible: When you find the person that's been spoiling The Bible 2: Revenge of jesus

Jesus, Revenge, and Bible: When you find the
person that's been
spoiling The Bible 2:
Revenge of jesus

Jesus, Revenge, and Bible: When you find the
person that's been
spoiling The Bible 2:
Revenge of jesus

Revenge of jesus

Game of Thrones, Smh, and Tumblr: 1 hr The Bible is more interesting than Game of Thrones. Read it instead 032 14 Comments Like Comment 24 mins Alexandria, VA Got blocked on fb by a fellow liberty activist because l disputed her claim that the Bible was a better read than Game of Thrones. (All I said is "it's not though.") smh and 43 others 14 Comments Like Comment Share saint-samwise: libertarirynn: capitalisthippie: Whose side are you on? Listen friend I’m reading through the Old Testament right now and I’m just going to say that a realistic depiction of a lot of OT events would fit right into a Game of Thrones episode. Kingslayer Plenty of kingslaying, plus rape, incest, incest-rape, and so, so much war and violence. Just yesterday I was reading a passage where a tribesman was sleeping with a Pagan woman and an angry priest ran a spear through both of them while they were doing it.

Game of Thrones, Smh, and Tumblr: 1 hr
The Bible is more interesting than
Game of Thrones. Read it
instead
032
14 Comments
Like
Comment
24 mins Alexandria, VA
Got blocked on fb by a fellow liberty activist because l
disputed her claim that the Bible was a better read
than Game of Thrones. (All I said is "it's not though.")
smh
and 43 others
14 Comments
Like
Comment
Share
saint-samwise:

libertarirynn:
capitalisthippie:

Whose side are you on?

Listen friend I’m reading through the Old Testament right now and I’m just going to say that a realistic depiction of a lot of OT events would fit right into a Game of Thrones episode.

Kingslayer

Plenty of kingslaying, plus rape, incest, incest-rape, and so, so much war and violence. Just yesterday I was reading a passage where a tribesman was sleeping with a Pagan woman and an angry priest ran a spear through both of them while they were doing it.

Game of Thrones, Smh, and Tumblr: 1 hr
The Bible is more interesting than
Game of Thrones. Read it
instead
032
14 Comments
Like
Comment
24 mins Alexandria, VA
Got blocked on fb by a fellow liberty activist because l
disputed her claim that the Bible was a better read
than Game of Thrones. (All I said is "it's not though.")
smh
and 43 others
14 Comments
Like
Comment
Share
saint-samwise:

libertarirynn:
capitalisthippie:

Whose side are you on?

Listen friend I’m reading through the Old Testament right now and I’m just going to say that a realistic depiction of a lot of OT events would fit right into a Game of Thrones episode.

Kingslayer

Plenty of kingslaying, plus rape, incest, incest-rape, and so, so much war and violence. Just yesterday I was reading a passage where a tribesman was sleeping with a Pagan woman and an angry priest ran a spear through both of them while they were doing it.

saint-samwise: libertarirynn: capitalisthippie: Whose side are you on? Listen friend I’m reading through the Old Testament right now and ...

Football, Sex, and Tattoos: Thread @bisexualspies if you're against gays because "the bible says so" then you better not masturbate watch porn - eat bacon have tattoos get remarried gossip play american football have premarital sex @beingteen - wear polyester work on saturday because the bible forbids those things too At least be consistant

Football, Sex, and Tattoos: Thread
@bisexualspies
if you're against gays because "the bible
says so" then you better not
masturbate
watch porn
- eat bacon
have tattoos
get remarried
gossip
play american football
have premarital sex
@beingteen
- wear polyester
work on saturday
because the bible forbids those things
too
At least be consistant

Football, Sex, and Tattoos: Thread
@bisexualspies
if you're against gays because "the bible
says so" then you better not
masturbate
watch porn
- eat bacon
have tattoos
get remarried
gossip
play american football
have premarital sex
@beingteen
- wear polyester
work on saturday
because the bible forbids those things
too
At least be consistant

At least be consistant

Church, Bible, and Condone: The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan Any discussion about what The Bible does or doesn't condone is a distraction. The US is not a theocracy and religious texts shouldn't be used as the basis for or justification of public policy. Ever 5:04 PM -6/17/18 Tweetbot for iOS 4,663 Retweets 12.9K Likes

Church, Bible, and Condone: The Church Of Satan
@ChurchofSatan
Any discussion about what The Bible
does or doesn't condone is a
distraction.
The US is not a theocracy and
religious texts shouldn't be used as
the basis for or justification of public
policy.
Ever
5:04 PM -6/17/18 Tweetbot for iOS
4,663 Retweets 12.9K Likes

Church, Bible, and Condone: The Church Of Satan
@ChurchofSatan
Any discussion about what The Bible
does or doesn't condone is a
distraction.
The US is not a theocracy and
religious texts shouldn't be used as
the basis for or justification of public
policy.
Ever
5:04 PM -6/17/18 Tweetbot for iOS
4,663 Retweets 12.9K Likes

Football, Sex, and Tattoos: Thread @bisexualspies if you're against gays because "the bible says so" then you better not masturbate watch porn - eat bacon have tattoos get remarried gossip play american football have premarital sex @beingteen - wear polyester work on saturday because the bible forbids those things too At least be consistant

Football, Sex, and Tattoos: Thread
@bisexualspies
if you're against gays because "the bible
says so" then you better not
masturbate
watch porn
- eat bacon
have tattoos
get remarried
gossip
play american football
have premarital sex
@beingteen
- wear polyester
work on saturday
because the bible forbids those things
too
At least be consistant

Football, Sex, and Tattoos: Thread
@bisexualspies
if you're against gays because "the bible
says so" then you better not
masturbate
watch porn
- eat bacon
have tattoos
get remarried
gossip
play american football
have premarital sex
@beingteen
- wear polyester
work on saturday
because the bible forbids those things
too
At least be consistant

At least be consistant

Bible, Game, and Help: DARK SOULS Not Recommended 0.1 hrs on record I'm an atheist and this game genuinely had me looking to the Bible for help. Posied 20 May, 2015

Bible, Game, and Help: DARK SOULS
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
I'm an atheist and this game genuinely had me looking to the Bible
for help.
Posied 20 May, 2015

Bible, Game, and Help: DARK SOULS
Not Recommended
0.1 hrs on record
I'm an atheist and this game genuinely had me looking to the Bible
for help.
Posied 20 May, 2015

Dank, Protest, and Bible: Russ @RussInCheshire Homosexuality is forbidden by the bible. So are poly/cotton socks Leviticus 19:19: "You shall not... wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together." When they start protesting socks as much as they protest gays, I'Tl accept it's for religious reasons.

Dank, Protest, and Bible: Russ
@RussInCheshire
Homosexuality is forbidden by
the bible. So are poly/cotton
socks
Leviticus 19:19: "You shall not...
wear a garment upon you of two
kinds of material mixed together."
When they start protesting socks
as much as they protest gays, I'Tl
accept it's for religious reasons.

Dank, Protest, and Bible: Russ
@RussInCheshire
Homosexuality is forbidden by
the bible. So are poly/cotton
socks
Leviticus 19:19: "You shall not...
wear a garment upon you of two
kinds of material mixed together."
When they start protesting socks
as much as they protest gays, I'Tl
accept it's for religious reasons.

Protest, Bible, and Homosexuality: Russ RusslnCheshire Homosexuality is forbidden by the bible. So are poly/cotton socks Leviticus 19:19: "You shall not... wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together." When they start protesting socks as much as they protest gays, II accept it's for religious reasons Forbidden socks

Protest, Bible, and Homosexuality: Russ
RusslnCheshire
Homosexuality is forbidden by
the bible. So are poly/cotton
socks
Leviticus 19:19: "You shall not...
wear a garment upon you of two
kinds of material mixed together."
When they start protesting socks
as much as they protest gays, II
accept it's for religious reasons
Forbidden socks

Protest, Bible, and Homosexuality: Russ
RusslnCheshire
Homosexuality is forbidden by
the bible. So are poly/cotton
socks
Leviticus 19:19: "You shall not...
wear a garment upon you of two
kinds of material mixed together."
When they start protesting socks
as much as they protest gays, II
accept it's for religious reasons
Forbidden socks

Forbidden socks

Albert Einstein, Bible, and Einstein: 5 Lil Pump songs playing at once 1.6M views Add to 1K Share 78K this is what albert einstein listened to before he wrote the bible Kieran Collins 3 days ago

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Dank, Iphone, and Jesus: Tia @positiviTeee How the world portrays Jesus vs how the Bible describes him. #MetGala 1:48 am - 8 May 2018 Twitter for iPhone 48.9K Retweets 159.8K Likes How the world portrays Jesus vs how the Bible describes him by _chocolatemango MORE MEMES

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