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Ass, Dogs, and Omg: Imet this dog and asked it's owner for a photo. Baxter (the dog) saw my phone, sat down and smiled. Again, we do not deserve dogs. t You Retweeted Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed damn my neighbor who l'd never met just busted serious ass to help me get my car out the snow so l cCould get my kids to schooland was like 'I'm from Kenya, we don't just leave our neighbor to struggle.' people are just great sometimes. 2/12/18, 12:33 PM 1,902 Retweets 9,937 Likes a baby was staring at me in target so i started waving to her & she waved back & the mom whipped around & was like OMG & i waslike oh sorry i was just waving to your baby & she was like THAT WAS THE 1ST TIME SHES WAVED & me & this mom SCREAMED in the store bC we were so excited recommend: Wholesome Interactions Between Strangers That Will Bring a Smile to Your Face (x)

recommend: Wholesome Interactions Between Strangers That Will Bring a Smile to Your Face (x)

Advice, Bones, and Target: THE BEST SLEEPING POSITIONS For Injuries And Pain FOR A TOOTHACHE OR HEADACHE FOR NECK PAIN FOR LOWER BACK PAIN FOR UPPER BACK PAIN FOR SHOULDER PAIN FOR A BROKEN ARM OR WRIST FOR BROKEN RIBS FOR HIP PAIN FOR A SPRAINED OR BROKEN ANKLE WHAT SLEEP REPAIRS: Brain tissue Bones Muscle tissue Liver Kidneys Skin cells Heart Blood SOURCES: simpleside.net/right-position-sleep-health-problems-2 everydayhealth.com/columns/lynda-shrager-the-organized-caregiver/got-aches-and-pains-try-these-sleep-positions dailymail.co.uk/health/article-90598/What-happens-body-youre-asleep.html womansday.com/health-fitness/womens-health/advice/g1745/what-happens-during-sleep Dromma infpbandgeek: se0ctopus: The best sleeping positions when you are injured. In Pain??? d e p l o y PILLOW

infpbandgeek: se0ctopus: The best sleeping positions when you are injured. In Pain??? d e p l o y PILLOW

Yeah, Vaping, and Media: The media 6 people died from vaping If you forgot, then it wasn't important. I think I forgot something.. 480.000 people dying from cigarettes The media every year Yeah, you're right Let us not forget

Let us not forget

Instagram, Target, and Tbt: yaboybergara: ryanbergara: in honor of the mothman festival this weekend here’s a lil #tbt to pay tribute to our favorite RIPPED cryptid BONUS REMINDER:

yaboybergara: ryanbergara: in honor of the mothman festival this weekend here’s a lil #tbt to pay tribute to our favorite RIPPED cryptid BO...

Always, Eyes, and Soft: soft it's in the eyes. always the eyes.

Free, How To, and Kids: 1000 2000 Ib 3000 Ib WANNA MAPET I never thought that I would come back from 20 years of crack and meth use, but here I am, 36, teaching a free class to kids on how to remove and reinstall engines, in my own mechanics shop, sober 3 years now. For the first time, I am giving back and no longer take, take, taking.

I never thought that I would come back from 20 years of crack and meth use, but here I am, 36, teaching a free class to kids on how to remov...

Mine, Made, and Emily Bronte: He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. Emily Bronte

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

Anxiety, France, and Existentialism: Actually, it's only existentialism if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling anxiety. me irl

me irl

Friends, Target, and Tumblr: But how to make friends? Just giving banana doesn't work. HUFF POST the-memedaddy:meirl

the-memedaddy:meirl

I Bet, Bear, and Watch: shitty watercolour @sWatercolour do u ever watch a film to the end of the credits, pick a name, and think 'hey Clint Youngreen, assistant bear trainer #3, I bet you thought nobody would see you down here, nice job pal' I see my own name in there

I see my own name in there

Beer, Time, and Asks: Brenan Keller @brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone. Every time.

Every time.

Apple, Iphone, and Twitter: Cov Franchise @BearCov When the dispensary looks and operates like an Apple Store it's time to release a lot of incarcerated human beings. A lot, a lot. 7:12 PM 5/27/19 Twitter for iPhone Genius Bar in the back and all

Genius Bar in the back and all

Dank, Memes, and Target: IAM THE DARKNESS OH, YOUWANT CUDDLES? BUTIAM STILL OK, I GIVE CUDDLES THE DARKNESS I am the Darkness by QuarterQuellCrisis MORE MEMES

I am the Darkness by QuarterQuellCrisis MORE MEMES

Love, Protest, and Tumblr: HOTE 1hellofashotabooty-fujoshi: i-am-myself-this-is-me: sexpositivepunk: ragingdarcy: hey-assbutt-its-a-parade: finndicate: vjezze: Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law. there’s several of these as well; pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world amsterdamn Really though it was great It’s one of those moments in which I do love my country IM SO PROUD

1hellofashotabooty-fujoshi: i-am-myself-this-is-me: sexpositivepunk: ragingdarcy: hey-assbutt-its-a-parade: finndicate: vjezze: Amster...

Fall, Love, and Time: You fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.

Beautiful, Birthday, and Gif: jamathon: tatestyles: sir-gentlemangeek: scorpionchild81: lostandfoundsince98: slincxa: watter-cat: payulettee: tiffanyandlovelylife: ebgmd: cyber-shopping-addiction: 🌟THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! SALE UP 50% OFF! 🌟 SALE ENDS SOON! ***USE COUPON CODE: HAPPINESS FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** –> GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE <– –> GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE STITCH LAMP HERE <– –> GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE <– I really badly need this to my new room. Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I have the moon and it’s the best thing ever. Such a good night light It looks amazing! I really recommend. Got one just like this as an anniversary gift & it’s honestly the most meaningful, beautiful, precious gift I’ve ever received .. “I love you to the moon & back” 🌕🥺❤️ highly recommend getting for someone special. It’s comforting when it gets dark. I want all of them!!! Okay the magic book lamp is really cool. THE. BOOK. OMF wow i rly want the moon one

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Net, Fairy Tale, and Fairy: I want the fairy tale. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

News, Prison, and Running: ashley yates @brownblaze Everyone, there's no need to worry, the private prison company running ICE detention facilities has a special prison bus for babies this is fine. geogroup.com/News-Detail/Ne... GRACO CRACO GRACO GRACO What more could you want?

What more could you want?

Fucking, True, and Tumblr: What we see: Scientists have been working on a mosquito-killing laser that can kill upto 100 mosquitos a second. The system can even distinguish gender and species by calculating the speed at which their wings beat. What mosquitoes see: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids completely immune to every sort of laser weaponry except some strange insecticide they loaded into bullets I know the autocannons were/are okay/good for use against tyranids. Lasweapons were too slow I thinkI was mainly just taking the piss out those guardsmen and their flashlights Oof Seriously, according to the wiki: “However, it is against the Tyranids that the Autocannon finds its true calling. The ability to deliver large volumes of heavy firepower is vital in combating massive Tyranid bioforms such as Hive Tyrants and Carnifexes, which lack the natural armour that requires the penetrating power of a Lascannon, but are too tough to be threatened by a Heavy Bolter.”Weird, since the Hbolter uses fucking microrockets Nice

feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the gu...

Verizon, Goat, and Dick: O 11% .I Verizon 6:01 PM Landlord 7 Is the front lawn sprayed with pesticides Why do you spray with pesticides? Can you please send any requests to Z@hotmail.com I came across the opportunity to acquire a goat to help with lawn maintenance. Is this yard goat friendly? Absolutely not so there are pesticides? All over the place iMessage My landlord is a dick

My landlord is a dick

Children, Stuff, and Big: Listen to anything your children want to tell you. IF YOU DON'T LISTEN to the small stuff now, they won't tell you the big stuff later. I’m only 16, I don’t know why I’m uploading all this parenting stuff :D

I’m only 16, I don’t know why I’m uploading all this parenting stuff :D

Nice, The Americans, and Kilogram: While the americans are asleep lets aprechiate this nice kilogram

Tumblr, Blog, and Good: What we see: Scientists have been working on a mosquito-killing laser that can kill upto 100 mosquitos a second. The system can even distinguish gender and species by calculating the speed at which their wings beat. What mosquitoes see: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids completely immune to every sort of laser weaponry except some strange insecticide they loaded into bullets I know the autocannons were/are okay/good for use against tyranids. Lasweapons were too slow I thinkI was mainly just taking the piss out those guardsmen and their flashlights Oof

feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids co...

Tumblr, Blog, and Wings: What we see: Scientists have been working on a mosquito-killing laser that can kill upto 100 mosquitos a second. The system can even distinguish gender and species by calculating the speed at which their wings beat. What mosquitoes see: feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids completely immune to every sort of laser weaponry except some strange insecticide they loaded into bullets

feniczoroark: @randomnightlord Look, they’re making new things for the guardsmen Weren’t the Tyranids completely immune to every sort of ...

Never, Net, and One: will never stop trying, because whenyou find the one... you never giveup https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Memes, Brain, and Cool: HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything. ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same. Eclectic memes

Eclectic memes

Grey, Been, and Next: THERE VE BEEN SOME CHANGES NEXT The Lrier Deyths Jean Grey with tentacles

Jean Grey with tentacles

Net, Who, and Think: You think the only people who are people, Are the people who look and think like you https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Run, Too Much, and Pain: Developer: I finished the project, It is ready for QA QA: I have run all tests, project contains no known bugs. End User: Too much pain By Christine Campbell on August 28, 2017 Verified Purchase Causes too much pain and agony, dont know why its so popular now a just going to use toilet paper days, im Too much pain

Too much pain

Funny, Life, and Meme: SMASH Smash Mouth MOUTH @smashmouth Our fans are the best! Dante TVH Cage @Melidodas D 9h ATE TRIFE Replying to @smashmouth This is why you're a meme 1 2i 4 92 Smash Mouth @smashmouth 9h SMASH Gotta be something. MOUTH t 26 460 Dante TVH Cage @Melidodas D 9h fair enough TE TRIFE 36 Hilarious Memes That Probably Won't Make Your Life Significantly Better - Cheezburger - Funny Memes | Funny Pictures

36 Hilarious Memes That Probably Won't Make Your Life Significantly Better - Cheezburger - Funny Memes | Funny Pictures

Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all "i love your glasses!" "that drink is soooo good" "have a great day babe!" which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this: first guy, unprompted: we're trying to help john name his scorpion his coworker, leaning around him: here's a list of names you should vote or write your own me:what john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION that-twink-over-there This is what "Boys will be boys" should mean awesomacious: Boys will be boys

awesomacious: Boys will be boys

Women, Pain, and Ouch: Nobody: Menstrual pain: l am aware of the effect J have on women. Ouch

Ouch

God, Gym, and Life: OH MY GOD WHAT AM 1 I SHOULD HIT THE GYM! 1 SHOULD GET BI G! DOING WITH MY LIFE meirl

meirl

Been, The Darkness, and Darkness: IAM THE DARKNESS OH, YOUWANT CUDDLES? BUTI AM STILL OK IGIVE CUDDLES THE DARKNESS I’m sure it’s been shared before but I’m loving this!

I’m sure it’s been shared before but I’m loving this!

Teacher, People, and Present: When nobody volunteers to present and the teacher says they're gonna start picking people

Friends, Life, and Texting: My life summed up in one page She also said Im not allowed to text ahy of friends with it. Well, texting my friends isnt gonha be a problem, because at the moment don't HAVE any. can I get an F for greg?

can I get an F for greg?

Radio, Songs, and Net: PICTURETOBURN Every singer out there with songs on the radio is raising the next generation. So make your words count. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Iphone, Tinder, and Tits: claire. @ClawsKelly A guy wrote to me on Tinder calling me quite the catch cos like nachos and It's Aways Sunny, so I wrote back saying well if you're impressed by that you should see my tits and HE UNMATCHED ME. I literally have no idea what men want 19:13 10/3/19 Twitter for iPhone 481 Retweets 10.4K Likes Not mine!

Not mine!

Net, Rest, and Means: Hakuna matata It means no worries for the rest of your days. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Lmao, Tumblr, and Lost: epelANtE otterboxu otterboxy: i’ve literally been trying to upload this for a week, so i lost the link to the palette i used lmao

otterboxy: i’ve literally been trying to upload this for a week, so i lost the link to the palette i used lmao

Birthday, Love, and Trash: @CONSPIRAVY Every Thursday, this little girl gets so excited to stand out on the sidewalk and wave to her favourite trash man. A few weeks back, she decided she wanted to make him a homemade muffin. To her great surprise, it just so happened that the Thursday she picked was his birthday. He said it was the only gift he received. The smile on both their faces is priceless. awesomacious: I love muffins

awesomacious: I love muffins

Apple, Phone, and Reddit: Reddit: Fuck EA for releasing the same game every year Apple: Releasing nearly the same phone every year!

Releasing nearly the same phone every year!

Accepted, Once, and May: Matt Pennig @pennig Once a year, for 12 hours (7a-7p), any Pull Request will be accepted without any review whatsoever. All tech debt is legal. Introducing: The Merge May the merge begin!

May the merge begin!

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: V W A suchsunshinescribbles: She is beauty, she is grace, she will kick you in the face~

suchsunshinescribbles: She is beauty, she is grace, she will kick you in the face~

Shoes, India, and Friend: जामा मस्जिद में टिक टाक बनाना सूरख्तमना/1U- है। TIKTOK IS STRICTLY YOUR SHOES TAKE OF PROHIBITED INSIDE THE MOSQUE जूते यहाँ उ- My friend is in India on exchange right now and she sent me this

My friend is in India on exchange right now and she sent me this

Saw, Coffee, and Cross: I DREAM OF A BETTER WORLD WHERE CHICKENS CAN CROSS THE ROAD WITHOUT HAVING THEIR MOTIVES QUESTIONED Saw this at my local coffee shop

Saw this at my local coffee shop

Love, Passion, and They: are the prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes. People

Cute, Energy, and Family: lauralulliby: gothdesss: pinky–heart: ressila: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: alfrhedoo: lacinari: ixpaloa: ilove-cybershopping: The new trend is here! Unisex Glowing rings! 😍🔥 Wear the vibrancy of the city! There is a certain energy that can be found out of nature and in the city. The bustle of people, the luminous neon and the pulsing nightlife can be felt in your very core. This urban spirit inspired us to create a new collection of rings that reflect the metropolitan. The perfect gift for your friends and family. 😍🔥 –> GET YOURS HERE <– Omg these rings are so cute!!! i want all of them!! 😍 Great rings at great prices. Fantastic communication and customer service. Will absolutely buy from again. Thank you so much. My whole order was great and I loved it all. *casually reblogs this so i don’t lose it* I want all of them!!! It looks amazing! I really recommend. @trasemc help we need all of them! 💞💞 I love all of them! My boyfriend actually bought me one of these for our one year anniversary. ….it’s so fucking bright that sometimes I have to take it off at night when I go to bed just so there’s not this big glowing patch in our bed. ITS SO CUTE THOUGH AND I LOVE IT!

lauralulliby: gothdesss: pinky–heart: ressila: nothing–breaks-like-a-heart: alfrhedoo: lacinari: ixpaloa: ilove-cybershopping: The n...

Football, Memes, and Nfl: @NFL MEMES What a cool experience! Got to travel along side the Miami Dolphins team bus on their way to practice this morning! https://t.co/4cyPwOYOoI

What a cool experience! Got to travel along side the Miami Dolphins team bus on their way to practice this morning! https://t.co/4cyPwOYOoI

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