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Clock, Crazy, and Dogs: LET'S SAY YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME. FIRST, WE NEED SOME UNITS, BUT NO BIGGIE. THE EXACT ON EARTH AND YOU CAN READ ENGUSH. SO FAR, SO GOOD. BUT HOW CAN YOU BUILD ALL THE AMENITIES OF YOUR CLOTHING HAS THIS ONE SECOND. GOOD TO KNOW. A METER IS DEFINED IN TERMS OF TOMORROW WHEN YOURE STUCK IN THE PAST? COVERED.UGHT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T MEASURE IT ACCURATELY, THE LENGTH OF A PENDULUM THAT TAKES ONE SECOND TO FROM END-TO-END WILL DO THE TRICK. PENDULUMS TEND TO TAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO SWING REGARDLESS OF HOW HIGH YOU START THEM OFF, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. PRETTY NEAT, FIGHT GALILEO DISCOVERED THAT, BUT WHATEVER TAKE THE CREDIT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WATCH, A SECOND IS ABOUT HOW LONGIT TAKES YOU TO SAY "ONE MISSISSIPPT. AND A GRAM IS- PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATER FLIGHT: LEADING EDGE ANGLE OF HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT ATTACK RELATIVE WIND THE WING TOOK A LONG TIME TO FIGURE OUT AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM GERMS SPREAD DISEASE. AND THEY CAN LIVE BASICALLY ANYWHERE. FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIENE AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF AND THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED IN BOILING WATER STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED. THE HEALTH: WOO JUST REMEMBER TRAILING EDGE BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN THE MOLD PENICILLUM NOTATUM, FOUND ON SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS POOD ITS NOREDIBLY EFFECTVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS BY PREVENTING OTHER BACTERIA FROM MAKING NEW CELL WALLS AND REPRODOCNG. TLL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ANTIBIOTICS. TAKE THE CREDIT.IF THE PENICILLUM MOLD IS UNKoNOWN, LOOK FOR MOLDS ON FOODS THAT, WHEN VIEWED UNDER A MICROSCOPE, LOOK LIKE CRAZY HANDS ON LONG STALKS VIRUSES SPREAD DISEASE, BUT UNLIKE GERMS, CAN'T REPRODUCE ON THEIR OWN. THEY RELY ON HOST CELLS TO REPRODUCE. FIGHT THEM WITH VACCINATION, WHICH ALLOWS THE BODY TO PRODUCE FORCE ATTACH AN AEROFOIL OF SUFFICIENT SIZE TO A MACHINE CAPABLE OF MOVING TSELF FORWARD FAST ENOUGH AND IT WILL FLY YOU CAN MAKE A PLANE BY ATTACHING TWO AEROFOILS TO A CENTRAL BODY ADD FLAPS AT THE TRAILING EDGE AND YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE IT GOES THERE'S YOUR PENICILLUM HEAT MILK TOJUST BELOW ITS WON'T CURDLE, AND 99.909 % OF THE BUGS IN IT WILL BE KILLED. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST INVENTED PASTEURIZATION. A MOVING ELECTRIC FIELD PRODUCES MAGNETISM, AND WRAP COPPER WIRE AROUND AN IRON CORE AND RUN TECHNOLOGY: BOIUNG PONT: IT w ANTIBODIES THAT FIGHT A GIVEN VIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN SHOWS UP MAKE A VACCINE BY GROWING A CULTURE AND THEN HEATING IT: THE TEACH HEAT WILL KOLL THE VIRUS, AND THER DEAD SHELLS ARE ENQUGH TO TEACH THE BODY TO FIGHT, WEAKER STRAINS ALSO VACCINATE, YOURE PROBABLY ww.mo VICE VERSA ELECTRICITY THROUGH IT, AND YOU'VE GOT AN GOOD FOR MOST DISEASES, BUT OUR GENERATION WAS THE FIRST TO GROW aow AND ELECTROMAGNET DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRICIITY? PUT A MAGNET ON A WATER WHEEL AND PUT YOURS COPPER-WRAPPED IRON BESIDE THE WHEEL, AND HEY PRESTO, YOURE CONVERTING MECHANICAL ENERGY INTO ELECTRICITY. DON'T HAVE ANY MAGNETSS? HEAT IRON TO GET A VERY WEAK ONE, LOOK FOR BLACK GRAINS IN BEACH SANDS THAT STICK TOGETHER OR EXAMINE THE SITES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES FOR MAGNETIC LODESTONES RUN ELECTRICITTY THROUGH TUNGSTEN TO GET MIRACULOUS TREATMENT. FORGET BANTING AND BEST. TAKE THE CREDIT THE LIGHTBULB. RUN ELECTRICITY BACK AND FORTH ALONG A WIRE WITH ENOUGH POWER AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADIO WHEN A RADIO WAVE INTERACTS WITH A RECEMING ANTENNA, THE EXACT SAME ELECTRICAL CHARGE CAN BE RECOVERED. INFORMATION CAN BE ENCODED IN TWO WAYS: IN THE CHARGE OF THE ELECTRICITY HGHER CURRENT PRODUCES A HIGHER AMPLITUDE WAVE) OR IN THE FREQUENCY OF THE ELECTRICAL REVERSALS UP WITHOUT SMALLPOX COWPOX ARE SPOTS FOUND ON COW UDDERS, AND IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO VACCINATE YOU WHILE BEING WEAK ENOUGH NOT TO KILL YOU. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING KILLED, DIABETES IS CHARACTERIZED BY S CHARACTI FREQUENT URINATION, EXTREME THIRST OR HUNGER AND/OR EXTREME WEIGHT LOSS. WITHOUT TREATMENT IT'S FATAL, BUT INSULIN CAN BE EXTRACTED FROM THE PANCREAS OF DOGS AND PIGS BY TYING A STRING AROUND THE PANCREATIC DUCT. INJECT THIS EXTRACT AND IT WILL ACT AS A DON'T FORGET THE BASIC BLOCKS OF MATTER CHEMISTRY: BUILDING ATOMS. ATOMS CONSIST OFA NUCLEUS AT THE CORE MADE OUT OF NEUTRALLY-CHARGED NEUTRONS AND PROTONS NEGATIVELY CHARGED ELECTRONS. AN ATOM WITH THE SAME O PROTON POSITIVELY-CHARGED SURROUNDED AMPLITUDE DECAY IN TRANSIT SEND OUT HIGH-FREQUENGY NUMBER OF ELECTRONS AND N O6 NEGATIVE CHARGE. THE NUMBER OF PROTONS FM IS MORE RESISTANT TO OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE A POSITMEO SELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL IN AN ATOM DETERMINE WHICH ELEMENT IT IS FOR OUR PURPOSES THE MOST USEFUL WAVES AND MEASURE HOW AND WHEN THEY BOUNCE BACK AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADAR DO THE SAME WITH SOUND AND OH MAN: SONAR MOUNT A MAGNET SO IT CAN MOVE ONES ARE HYDROGEN H WITH 1 PROTON, CARBON C WITH 6, NITROGENN WITH 7. AND FREELY, AND YOU'VE INVENTED THE COMPASS ARE YOU CYGEN O WITH 8. WATER IS MADE OF HYDROGEN AND OKYGEN Hg0 KRAZY GLUE IS CEHTNO2 TAKING THE CREDIT? POLARIS (THE NORTH STAR JUST ABOUT BRIGHTEST ONE IN THE SAY, AND IT'S NEAR THE BIG DIPPER MEASURE HOW YOURE A WOMAN AND YOU SWALLOW PROGESTERONE YOU WON'T OVLLATE A GOOD SYNTHETIC HIGH UP IT APPEARS TO BE. AND THAT ANGLE IS YOUR LATITUDE. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE SUBSTITUTE. ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THAN GREAT RUN SOME CURRENT THROUGH THEM AND THEYLL CHANGE SHAPE STOP THE COLD DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU ARE, IT STLL 6, EXTRACT IT CURRENT AND THEYLL RESUME THEIR SHAPE, AND THEYLL GENERATE ELECTRICITY WITH A FROM BOCKS BY DISSOLVING THEM IN MOLTEN CRYOLITE AND VERY PRECISE FREQUENCY AS THEY DO 80. YOU CAN USE THIS TO BUILD PRECISION BLNNING CURRENT THROUGH IT YOULL FIND CRYOUTE IN CLOCKS NICE WITH THESE CLOCKS. YOU CAN DETERMINE LONGITUDE JUST SET YOUR GREENLAND, LATITUDE 61.2 LONGITUDE 48.16 LOOK FOR CLOCK TO LONDON TIME, TAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LONDON NOON AND LOCAL GLASSY WHITE CRYSTALS. ATOMS CAN BE SPUT, WHICH NOON, AND THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE PRME MERIDIAN YOU ARE. HEY THAT S RELEASES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY AND LONGITUDE RIGHT THERE THAT WAS EASY. THAT DESERVES SOME CREDIT IF YOURE IN RADIATION ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED, 1714, THE BRTISH HAVE A C20,000 PRIZE UP FOR A SIMPLE WAY TO CALCULATE LONGITUDE. JUST CONVERTED, REMEMBER EINSTEIN ENERGY IS MASS OTHER FUN INENTIONS: GEARS, CATAPULTS, GLASSES, KITES, THERMOMETERS, sCissORS, TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED. TAKE THE CREDIT CIRCULAR SAUws, BUTTONS, FORKS, PAINT ROLLERS, WRITTEN AND SPOKEN A NY LANGUAGE, THE WHEEL, RUDDERS, CPR KEEP THIS SHIRT AROUND CONDOMS WAY. UMBRELLAS SCREWS CARBONATED DELICIOUS WATER
Clock, Crazy, and Dogs: LET'S SAY YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME.
 FIRST, WE NEED SOME UNITS, BUT NO BIGGIE. THE EXACT
 ON EARTH AND YOU CAN READ ENGUSH. SO FAR, SO
 GOOD. BUT HOW CAN YOU BUILD ALL THE AMENITIES OF YOUR CLOTHING HAS THIS ONE SECOND. GOOD TO KNOW. A METER IS DEFINED IN TERMS OF
 TOMORROW WHEN YOURE STUCK IN THE PAST? COVERED.UGHT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T MEASURE IT ACCURATELY, THE
 LENGTH OF A PENDULUM THAT TAKES ONE SECOND TO
 FROM END-TO-END WILL DO THE TRICK. PENDULUMS TEND TO TAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO SWING
 REGARDLESS OF HOW HIGH YOU START THEM OFF, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. PRETTY NEAT, FIGHT
 GALILEO DISCOVERED THAT, BUT WHATEVER TAKE THE CREDIT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WATCH, A
 SECOND IS ABOUT HOW LONGIT TAKES YOU TO SAY "ONE MISSISSIPPT. AND A GRAM IS-
 PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATER
 FLIGHT:
 LEADING EDGE
 ANGLE OF
 HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT
 ATTACK
 RELATIVE WIND
 THE WING
 TOOK A LONG
 TIME TO FIGURE
 OUT
 AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH
 THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES
 FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM
 GERMS SPREAD DISEASE. AND THEY CAN LIVE
 BASICALLY ANYWHERE. FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIENE
 AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF AND
 THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED IN
 BOILING WATER STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED. THE
 HEALTH:
 WOO
 JUST REMEMBER
 TRAILING
 EDGE
 BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN THE MOLD PENICILLUM NOTATUM, FOUND ON
 SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS POOD ITS NOREDIBLY EFFECTVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS BY
 PREVENTING OTHER BACTERIA FROM MAKING NEW CELL WALLS AND
 REPRODOCNG. TLL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ANTIBIOTICS. TAKE THE
 CREDIT.IF THE PENICILLUM MOLD IS UNKoNOWN, LOOK FOR MOLDS
 ON FOODS THAT, WHEN VIEWED UNDER A MICROSCOPE, LOOK LIKE
 CRAZY HANDS ON LONG STALKS
 VIRUSES SPREAD DISEASE, BUT UNLIKE GERMS, CAN'T REPRODUCE
 ON THEIR OWN. THEY RELY ON HOST CELLS TO REPRODUCE. FIGHT
 THEM WITH VACCINATION, WHICH ALLOWS THE BODY TO PRODUCE
 FORCE ATTACH AN AEROFOIL OF SUFFICIENT SIZE TO A MACHINE CAPABLE
 OF MOVING TSELF FORWARD FAST ENOUGH AND IT WILL FLY YOU CAN
 MAKE A PLANE BY ATTACHING TWO AEROFOILS TO A CENTRAL BODY ADD
 FLAPS AT THE TRAILING EDGE AND YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE IT GOES
 THERE'S YOUR PENICILLUM
 HEAT MILK TOJUST BELOW ITS
 WON'T
 CURDLE, AND 99.909 % OF THE
 BUGS IN IT WILL BE KILLED. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST INVENTED
 PASTEURIZATION. A MOVING ELECTRIC FIELD PRODUCES MAGNETISM, AND
 WRAP COPPER WIRE AROUND AN IRON CORE AND RUN
 TECHNOLOGY:
 BOIUNG PONT: IT
 w
 ANTIBODIES THAT FIGHT A GIVEN VIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN SHOWS UP
 MAKE A VACCINE BY GROWING A CULTURE AND THEN HEATING IT: THE
 TEACH
 HEAT WILL KOLL THE VIRUS, AND THER DEAD SHELLS ARE ENQUGH TO TEACH
 THE BODY TO FIGHT, WEAKER STRAINS ALSO VACCINATE, YOURE PROBABLY
 ww.mo
 VICE VERSA
 ELECTRICITY THROUGH IT, AND YOU'VE GOT AN
 GOOD FOR MOST DISEASES, BUT OUR GENERATION WAS THE FIRST TO GROW
 aow
 AND
 ELECTROMAGNET DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRICIITY? PUT
 A MAGNET ON A WATER WHEEL AND PUT YOURS
 COPPER-WRAPPED IRON BESIDE THE WHEEL, AND HEY
 PRESTO, YOURE CONVERTING MECHANICAL ENERGY
 INTO ELECTRICITY. DON'T HAVE ANY MAGNETSS? HEAT
 IRON TO GET A VERY WEAK ONE, LOOK FOR BLACK
 GRAINS IN BEACH SANDS THAT STICK TOGETHER OR
 EXAMINE THE SITES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES FOR
 MAGNETIC LODESTONES RUN ELECTRICITTY THROUGH TUNGSTEN TO GET MIRACULOUS TREATMENT. FORGET BANTING AND BEST. TAKE THE CREDIT
 THE LIGHTBULB. RUN ELECTRICITY BACK AND FORTH ALONG A WIRE WITH
 ENOUGH POWER AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADIO WHEN A RADIO WAVE
 INTERACTS WITH A RECEMING ANTENNA, THE EXACT SAME ELECTRICAL
 CHARGE CAN BE RECOVERED. INFORMATION CAN BE ENCODED IN TWO
 WAYS: IN THE CHARGE OF THE ELECTRICITY HGHER CURRENT
 PRODUCES A HIGHER AMPLITUDE WAVE) OR IN THE FREQUENCY OF
 THE ELECTRICAL REVERSALS
 UP WITHOUT SMALLPOX COWPOX ARE SPOTS FOUND ON COW UDDERS, AND
 IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO VACCINATE YOU WHILE BEING WEAK ENOUGH NOT TO
 KILL YOU. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING KILLED, DIABETES IS CHARACTERIZED BY
 S CHARACTI
 FREQUENT URINATION, EXTREME THIRST OR HUNGER AND/OR EXTREME
 WEIGHT LOSS. WITHOUT TREATMENT IT'S FATAL, BUT INSULIN CAN BE
 EXTRACTED FROM THE PANCREAS OF DOGS AND PIGS BY TYING A STRING
 AROUND THE PANCREATIC DUCT. INJECT THIS EXTRACT AND IT WILL ACT AS A
 DON'T FORGET THE
 BASIC
 BLOCKS OF MATTER
 CHEMISTRY:
 BUILDING
 ATOMS. ATOMS CONSIST OFA NUCLEUS AT THE CORE
 MADE OUT OF NEUTRALLY-CHARGED NEUTRONS AND
 PROTONS
 NEGATIVELY CHARGED ELECTRONS. AN ATOM WITH THE SAME
 O PROTON
 POSITIVELY-CHARGED
 SURROUNDED
 AMPLITUDE DECAY IN TRANSIT SEND OUT HIGH-FREQUENGY NUMBER OF ELECTRONS AND N O6 NEGATIVE CHARGE. THE NUMBER OF PROTONS
 FM IS MORE RESISTANT TO
 OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE A POSITMEO SELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL
 IN AN ATOM DETERMINE WHICH ELEMENT IT IS FOR OUR PURPOSES THE MOST USEFUL
 WAVES AND MEASURE HOW AND WHEN THEY BOUNCE BACK
 AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADAR DO THE SAME WITH SOUND
 AND OH MAN: SONAR MOUNT A MAGNET SO IT CAN MOVE ONES ARE HYDROGEN H WITH 1 PROTON, CARBON C WITH 6, NITROGENN WITH 7. AND
 FREELY, AND YOU'VE INVENTED THE COMPASS ARE YOU CYGEN O WITH 8. WATER IS MADE OF HYDROGEN AND OKYGEN Hg0 KRAZY GLUE IS CEHTNO2
 TAKING THE CREDIT? POLARIS (THE NORTH STAR
 JUST ABOUT BRIGHTEST ONE IN THE SAY, AND IT'S NEAR THE BIG DIPPER MEASURE HOW YOURE A WOMAN AND YOU SWALLOW PROGESTERONE YOU
 WON'T OVLLATE A GOOD SYNTHETIC
 HIGH UP IT APPEARS TO BE. AND THAT ANGLE IS YOUR LATITUDE. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE SUBSTITUTE. ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THAN
 GREAT RUN SOME CURRENT THROUGH THEM AND THEYLL CHANGE SHAPE STOP THE COLD DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU ARE, IT STLL 6, EXTRACT IT
 CURRENT AND THEYLL RESUME THEIR SHAPE, AND THEYLL GENERATE ELECTRICITY WITH A FROM BOCKS BY DISSOLVING THEM IN MOLTEN CRYOLITE AND
 VERY PRECISE FREQUENCY AS THEY DO 80. YOU CAN USE THIS TO BUILD PRECISION BLNNING CURRENT THROUGH IT YOULL FIND CRYOUTE IN
 CLOCKS NICE WITH THESE CLOCKS. YOU CAN DETERMINE LONGITUDE JUST SET YOUR GREENLAND, LATITUDE 61.2 LONGITUDE 48.16 LOOK FOR
 CLOCK TO LONDON TIME, TAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LONDON NOON AND LOCAL GLASSY WHITE CRYSTALS. ATOMS CAN BE SPUT, WHICH
 NOON, AND THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE PRME MERIDIAN YOU ARE. HEY THAT S RELEASES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY AND
 LONGITUDE RIGHT THERE THAT WAS EASY. THAT DESERVES SOME CREDIT IF YOURE IN RADIATION ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED,
 1714, THE BRTISH HAVE A C20,000 PRIZE UP FOR A SIMPLE WAY TO CALCULATE LONGITUDE. JUST CONVERTED, REMEMBER EINSTEIN ENERGY IS MASS
 OTHER FUN INENTIONS: GEARS, CATAPULTS, GLASSES, KITES, THERMOMETERS, sCissORS, TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED. TAKE THE CREDIT
 CIRCULAR SAUws, BUTTONS, FORKS,
 PAINT ROLLERS, WRITTEN AND SPOKEN A NY
 LANGUAGE, THE WHEEL, RUDDERS, CPR
 KEEP THIS
 SHIRT AROUND
 CONDOMS WAY.
 UMBRELLAS
 SCREWS
 CARBONATED
 DELICIOUS
 WATER
Clock, Crazy, and Dogs: LET'S SAY YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME. FIRST, WE NEED SOME UNITS, BUT NO BIGGIE. THE EXACT ON EARTH AND YOU CAN READ ENGUSH. SO FAR, SO GOOD. BUT HOW CAN YOU BUILD ALL THE AMENITIES OF YOUR CLOTHING HAS THIS ONE SECOND. GOOD TO KNOW. A METER IS DEFINED IN TERMS OF TOMORROW WHEN YOURE STUCK IN THE PAST? COVERED.UGHT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T MEASURE IT ACCURATELY, THE LENGTH OF A PENDULUM THAT TAKES ONE SECOND TO FROM END-TO-END WILL DO THE TRICK. PENDULUMS TEND TO TAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO SWING REGARDLESS OF HOW HIGH YOU START THEM OFF, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. PRETTY NEAT, FIGHT GALILEO DISCOVERED THAT, BUT WHATEVER TAKE THE CREDIT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WATCH, A SECOND IS ABOUT HOW LONGIT TAKES YOU TO SAY "ONE MISSISSIPPT. AND A GRAM IS- PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATER FLIGHT: LEADING EDGE ANGLE OF HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT ATTACK RELATIVE WIND THE WING TOOK A LONG TIME TO FIGURE OUT AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM GERMS SPREAD DISEASE. AND THEY CAN LIVE BASICALLY ANYWHERE. FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIENE AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF AND THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED IN BOILING WATER STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED. THE HEALTH: WOO JUST REMEMBER TRAILING EDGE BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN THE MOLD PENICILLUM NOTATUM, FOUND ON SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS POOD ITS NOREDIBLY EFFECTVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS BY PREVENTING OTHER BACTERIA FROM MAKING NEW CELL WALLS AND REPRODOCNG. TLL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ANTIBIOTICS. TAKE THE CREDIT.IF THE PENICILLUM MOLD IS UNKoNOWN, LOOK FOR MOLDS ON FOODS THAT, WHEN VIEWED UNDER A MICROSCOPE, LOOK LIKE CRAZY HANDS ON LONG STALKS VIRUSES SPREAD DISEASE, BUT UNLIKE GERMS, CAN'T REPRODUCE ON THEIR OWN. THEY RELY ON HOST CELLS TO REPRODUCE. FIGHT THEM WITH VACCINATION, WHICH ALLOWS THE BODY TO PRODUCE FORCE ATTACH AN AEROFOIL OF SUFFICIENT SIZE TO A MACHINE CAPABLE OF MOVING TSELF FORWARD FAST ENOUGH AND IT WILL FLY YOU CAN MAKE A PLANE BY ATTACHING TWO AEROFOILS TO A CENTRAL BODY ADD FLAPS AT THE TRAILING EDGE AND YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE IT GOES THERE'S YOUR PENICILLUM HEAT MILK TOJUST BELOW ITS WON'T CURDLE, AND 99.909 % OF THE BUGS IN IT WILL BE KILLED. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST INVENTED PASTEURIZATION. A MOVING ELECTRIC FIELD PRODUCES MAGNETISM, AND WRAP COPPER WIRE AROUND AN IRON CORE AND RUN TECHNOLOGY: BOIUNG PONT: IT w ANTIBODIES THAT FIGHT A GIVEN VIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN SHOWS UP MAKE A VACCINE BY GROWING A CULTURE AND THEN HEATING IT: THE TEACH HEAT WILL KOLL THE VIRUS, AND THER DEAD SHELLS ARE ENQUGH TO TEACH THE BODY TO FIGHT, WEAKER STRAINS ALSO VACCINATE, YOURE PROBABLY ww.mo VICE VERSA ELECTRICITY THROUGH IT, AND YOU'VE GOT AN GOOD FOR MOST DISEASES, BUT OUR GENERATION WAS THE FIRST TO GROW aow AND ELECTROMAGNET DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRICIITY? PUT A MAGNET ON A WATER WHEEL AND PUT YOURS COPPER-WRAPPED IRON BESIDE THE WHEEL, AND HEY PRESTO, YOURE CONVERTING MECHANICAL ENERGY INTO ELECTRICITY. DON'T HAVE ANY MAGNETSS? HEAT IRON TO GET A VERY WEAK ONE, LOOK FOR BLACK GRAINS IN BEACH SANDS THAT STICK TOGETHER OR EXAMINE THE SITES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES FOR MAGNETIC LODESTONES RUN ELECTRICITTY THROUGH TUNGSTEN TO GET MIRACULOUS TREATMENT. FORGET BANTING AND BEST. TAKE THE CREDIT THE LIGHTBULB. RUN ELECTRICITY BACK AND FORTH ALONG A WIRE WITH ENOUGH POWER AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADIO WHEN A RADIO WAVE INTERACTS WITH A RECEMING ANTENNA, THE EXACT SAME ELECTRICAL CHARGE CAN BE RECOVERED. INFORMATION CAN BE ENCODED IN TWO WAYS: IN THE CHARGE OF THE ELECTRICITY HGHER CURRENT PRODUCES A HIGHER AMPLITUDE WAVE) OR IN THE FREQUENCY OF THE ELECTRICAL REVERSALS UP WITHOUT SMALLPOX COWPOX ARE SPOTS FOUND ON COW UDDERS, AND IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO VACCINATE YOU WHILE BEING WEAK ENOUGH NOT TO KILL YOU. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING KILLED, DIABETES IS CHARACTERIZED BY S CHARACTI FREQUENT URINATION, EXTREME THIRST OR HUNGER AND/OR EXTREME WEIGHT LOSS. WITHOUT TREATMENT IT'S FATAL, BUT INSULIN CAN BE EXTRACTED FROM THE PANCREAS OF DOGS AND PIGS BY TYING A STRING AROUND THE PANCREATIC DUCT. INJECT THIS EXTRACT AND IT WILL ACT AS A DON'T FORGET THE BASIC BLOCKS OF MATTER CHEMISTRY: BUILDING ATOMS. ATOMS CONSIST OFA NUCLEUS AT THE CORE MADE OUT OF NEUTRALLY-CHARGED NEUTRONS AND PROTONS NEGATIVELY CHARGED ELECTRONS. AN ATOM WITH THE SAME O PROTON POSITIVELY-CHARGED SURROUNDED AMPLITUDE DECAY IN TRANSIT SEND OUT HIGH-FREQUENGY NUMBER OF ELECTRONS AND N O6 NEGATIVE CHARGE. THE NUMBER OF PROTONS FM IS MORE RESISTANT TO OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE A POSITMEO SELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL IN AN ATOM DETERMINE WHICH ELEMENT IT IS FOR OUR PURPOSES THE MOST USEFUL WAVES AND MEASURE HOW AND WHEN THEY BOUNCE BACK AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADAR DO THE SAME WITH SOUND AND OH MAN: SONAR MOUNT A MAGNET SO IT CAN MOVE ONES ARE HYDROGEN H WITH 1 PROTON, CARBON C WITH 6, NITROGENN WITH 7. AND FREELY, AND YOU'VE INVENTED THE COMPASS ARE YOU CYGEN O WITH 8. WATER IS MADE OF HYDROGEN AND OKYGEN Hg0 KRAZY GLUE IS CEHTNO2 TAKING THE CREDIT? POLARIS (THE NORTH STAR JUST ABOUT BRIGHTEST ONE IN THE SAY, AND IT'S NEAR THE BIG DIPPER MEASURE HOW YOURE A WOMAN AND YOU SWALLOW PROGESTERONE YOU WON'T OVLLATE A GOOD SYNTHETIC HIGH UP IT APPEARS TO BE. AND THAT ANGLE IS YOUR LATITUDE. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE SUBSTITUTE. ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THAN GREAT RUN SOME CURRENT THROUGH THEM AND THEYLL CHANGE SHAPE STOP THE COLD DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU ARE, IT STLL 6, EXTRACT IT CURRENT AND THEYLL RESUME THEIR SHAPE, AND THEYLL GENERATE ELECTRICITY WITH A FROM BOCKS BY DISSOLVING THEM IN MOLTEN CRYOLITE AND VERY PRECISE FREQUENCY AS THEY DO 80. YOU CAN USE THIS TO BUILD PRECISION BLNNING CURRENT THROUGH IT YOULL FIND CRYOUTE IN CLOCKS NICE WITH THESE CLOCKS. YOU CAN DETERMINE LONGITUDE JUST SET YOUR GREENLAND, LATITUDE 61.2 LONGITUDE 48.16 LOOK FOR CLOCK TO LONDON TIME, TAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LONDON NOON AND LOCAL GLASSY WHITE CRYSTALS. ATOMS CAN BE SPUT, WHICH NOON, AND THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE PRME MERIDIAN YOU ARE. HEY THAT S RELEASES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY AND LONGITUDE RIGHT THERE THAT WAS EASY. THAT DESERVES SOME CREDIT IF YOURE IN RADIATION ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED, 1714, THE BRTISH HAVE A C20,000 PRIZE UP FOR A SIMPLE WAY TO CALCULATE LONGITUDE. JUST CONVERTED, REMEMBER EINSTEIN ENERGY IS MASS OTHER FUN INENTIONS: GEARS, CATAPULTS, GLASSES, KITES, THERMOMETERS, sCissORS, TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED. TAKE THE CREDIT CIRCULAR SAUws, BUTTONS, FORKS, PAINT ROLLERS, WRITTEN AND SPOKEN A NY LANGUAGE, THE WHEEL, RUDDERS, CPR KEEP THIS SHIRT AROUND CONDOMS WAY. UMBRELLAS SCREWS CARBONATED DELICIOUS WATER
Clock, Crazy, and Dogs: LET'S SAY YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME.
 FIRST, WE NEED SOME UNITS, BUT NO BIGGIE. THE EXACT
 ON EARTH AND YOU CAN READ ENGUSH. SO FAR, SO
 GOOD. BUT HOW CAN YOU BUILD ALL THE AMENITIES OF YOUR CLOTHING HAS THIS ONE SECOND. GOOD TO KNOW. A METER IS DEFINED IN TERMS OF
 TOMORROW WHEN YOURE STUCK IN THE PAST? COVERED.UGHT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T MEASURE IT ACCURATELY, THE
 LENGTH OF A PENDULUM THAT TAKES ONE SECOND TO
 FROM END-TO-END WILL DO THE TRICK. PENDULUMS TEND TO TAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO SWING
 REGARDLESS OF HOW HIGH YOU START THEM OFF, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. PRETTY NEAT, FIGHT
 GALILEO DISCOVERED THAT, BUT WHATEVER TAKE THE CREDIT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WATCH, A
 SECOND IS ABOUT HOW LONGIT TAKES YOU TO SAY "ONE MISSISSIPPT. AND A GRAM IS-
 PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATER
 FLIGHT:
 LEADING EDGE
 ANGLE OF
 HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT
 ATTACK
 RELATIVE WIND
 THE WING
 TOOK A LONG
 TIME TO FIGURE
 OUT
 AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH
 THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES
 FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM
 GERMS SPREAD DISEASE. AND THEY CAN LIVE
 BASICALLY ANYWHERE. FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIENE
 AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF AND
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AND A GRAM PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATE GERMS SPREAD DISEASE, AND THEY CAN BASICALLY ANYWHERE, FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIEN AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF FLIGHT: LEADING EDGE ANGLE OF ATTACK HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT RELATIVE WIND THE WING TOOK A LONG TIME TO FIGURE OUT AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES HEALTH: woo JUST REMEMBER THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED BOILING WATER. STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED. BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN: THE MOLD PENICILLIUM NOTATUM, FOUND TRAILING EDGE FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM. SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE, SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS FOOD. IT'S INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS E PREVENTING OTHER BACTERIA FROM MAKING NEW CELL WALLS REPRODUCING. IT'LL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ANTIBIOTICS. TAKE FORCE. ATTACH AN AEROFOIL OF SUFFICIENT SIZE TO A MACHINE CAPABLE OF MOVING ITSELF FORWARD FAST ENOUGH AND IT WILL FLY YOU CAN MAKE A PLANE BY ATTACHING TWO AEROFOILS TO A CENTRAL BODY. ADD FLAPS AT THE TRAILING EDGE AND YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE IT GOES CREDIT. IF THE PENICILLIUM MOLD IS UNKNOWN, LOOK FOR MOLI ON FOODS THAT, WHEN VIEWED UNDER A MICROSCOPE, LOOK CRAZY HANDS ON LONG STALKS THERE'S YOUR PENICILLIU VIRUSES SPREAD DISEASE, BUT UNLIKE GERMS, CAN'T REPRODUC ON THEIR OWN. THEY RELY ON HOST CELLS TO REPRODUCE. FIGH THEM WITH VACCINATION, WHICH ALLOWS THE BODY TO PRODUC HEAT MILK TO JUST BELOW ITS BOILING POINT: IT WON'T CURDLE, AND 99.999 % OF THE CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST INVENTED TECHNOLOGY: ANTIBODIES THAT FIGHT A GIVEN VIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN SHOWS BUGS IN IT WILL BE KILLED. PASTEURIZATION. A MOVING ELECTRIC FIELD PRODUCES MAGNETISM, AND VICE VERSA. ELECTRICITY THROUGH IT, AND YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTROMAGNET. DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRICITY? PUT MAKE A VACCINE BY GROWING A CULTURE AND THEN HEATING IT WRAP COPPER WIRE AROUND AN IRON CORE AND RUN HEAT WILL KILL THE VIRUS, AND THEIR DEAD SHELLS ARE ENOUGH TO TEAC THE BODY TO FIGHT WEAKER STRAINS ALSO VACCINATE. YOU'RE PROBAB GOOD FOR MOST DISEASES, BUT OUR GENERATION WAS THE FIRST TO GRC UP WITHOUT SMALLPOX. COWPOX ARE SPOTS FOUND ON COW UDDERS IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO VACCINATE YOU WHILE BEING WEAK ENQUGH NOT KILL YOU. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING KILLED, DIABETES IS CHARACTERIZED FREQUENT URINATION, EXTREME THIRST OR HUNGER, AND/OR EXTREN WITHOUT TREATMENT IT'S FATAL, BUT INSULIN CAN EXTRACTED FROM THE PANCREAS OF DOGS AND PIGS BY TYING A STRIN A MAGNET ON A WATER WHEEL, AND PUT YOUR COPPER-WRAPPED IRON BESIDE THE WHEEL, AND HEY PRESTO, YOU'RE CONVERTING MECHANICAL ENERGY INTO ELECTRICITY DON'T HAVE ANY MAGNETS? HEAT IRON TO GETA VERY WEAK ONE, LOOK FOR BLACK GRAINS IN BEACH SANDS THAT STICK TOGETHER, OR EXAMINE THE SITES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES FOR MAGNETIC LODESTONES. RUN ELECTRICITY THROUGH TUNGSTEN TO GET MIRACULOUS TREATMENT. FORGET BANTING AND BEST. TAKE THE CRED THE LIGHTBULB. RUN ELECTRICITY BACK AND FORTH ALONG A WIRE WITH ENOUGH POWER AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADIO. WHEN A RADIO WAVE INTERACTS WITH A RECEMING ANTENNA, THE EXACT SAME ELECTRICAL WEIGHT LOSS. AROUND THE PANCREATIC DUCT. INJECT THIS EXTRACT AND IT WILL ACT DON'T FORGET THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF MATTER ATOMS. ATOMS CONSIST OFA NUCLEUS AT THE CORE MADE OUT OF NEUTRALLY-CHARGED NEUTRONS AND BY NEGATIVELY-CHARGED ELECTRONS, AN ATOM WITH THE SAME NUMBER OF ELECTRONS AND PROTONS IS ELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL CHEMISTRY: BASIC CHARGE CAN BE RECOVERED. INFORMATION CAN BE ENCODED IN TWO WAYS: IN THE CHARGE OF THE ELECTRICITY (HIGHER CURRENT PRODUCES A HIGHER AMPLITUDE WAVE) OR IN THE FREQUENCY OF THE ELECTRICAL REVERSALS AMPLITUDE DECAY IN TRANSIT. SEND OUT HIGH-FREQUENCY POSITIVELY-CHARGED PROTONS, SURROUNDED FM IS MORE RESISTANT TO WAVES AND MEASURE HOW AND WHEN THEY BOUNCE BACK, AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADAR DO THE SAME WITH SOUND, IN AN ATOM DETERMINE WHICH ELEMENT IT IS. FOR OUR PURPOSES THE MOST USEF AND OH MAN: SONAR. MOUNT A MAGNET SO IT CAN MOVE ONES ARE HYDROGEN (H) WITH 1 PROTON, CARBON (C) WITH 6, NITROGEN (N) WITH 7 FREELY, AND YOU'VE INVENTED THE COMPASS ARE YOU OXYGEN (O) WITH 8, WATERIS MADE OF HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN: H20. KRAZY GLUE IS CsHsNG TAKING THE CREDIT? POLARIS IS JUST ABOUT THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY (48TH PLACE) AND IT'S NEAR THE BIG DIPPER. MEASURE HOW wON'T OVULATE: C20H2602 IS A GOOD SYNTHET HIGH UP IT APPEARS TO BE, AND THAT ANGLE IS YOUR LATITUDE. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE SUBSTITUTE. ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THA GREAT: RUN SOME CURRENT THROUGH THEM AND THEYLL CHANGE SHAPE! STOP THE GOLD, DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU ARE, IT STILL IS. EXTRACT CURRENT AND THEY'LL RESUME THEIR SHAPE, AND THEYLL GENERATE ELECTRICITY WITH A FROM ROCKS BY DISSOLVING THEM IN MOLTEN CRYOLITE VERY PRECISE FREQUENCY AS THEY DO sO. YOU CAN USE THIS TO BUILD PRECISION RUNNING CURRENT THROUGH IT. YOU'LL FIND CRYOLITE CLOCKS. NICE WITH THESE CLOCKS, YOU CAN DETERMINE LONGITUDE JUST SET YOUR CLOCK TO LONDON TIME, TAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LONDON NOON AND LOCAL GHEENLAND, LATITUDE 61.2 LONGITUDE-48.16. LOOK NOON, AND THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE PRIME MERIDIAN YOU ARE HEY THAT'S RELEASES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY LONGITUDE RIGHT THERE THAT WAS EASY IF YOU'RE IN 1714, THE BRITISH HAVE A £20,000 RADIATION, ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYE PRIZE UP FORA SIMPLE WAY TO CALCULATE LONGITUDE I'D SAY YOU'VE EARNED IT. JUST CONVERTED, REMEMBER EINSTEIN: ENERGY IS MAS OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE A POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE CHARGE. THE NUMBER OF PROTO IF YOU'RE A WOMAN AND YOU SWALLOW PROGESTERONE, GLASSY WHITE CRYSTALS. ATOMS CAN BE SPLIT, WHIC OTHER FUN INVENTIONS: GEARS, CATAPULTS, GLASSES, KITES, THERMOMETERS, SCISSORS, TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED, TAKE THE CRED CIRCULAR SAWS, BUTTONS, FORKS, PAINT ROLLERS, WRITTEN AND SPOKEN ANY WAY. KEEP THIS SHIRT AROUND LANGUAGE, THE WHEEL, RUDDERS, CPR, UMBRELLAS DELICIOUS SCREWS CARBONATED CONDOMS, WATER AVAILABLE AS A PRINT AND SHIRT AT TOPATOCO.COM
Clock, Crazy, and Dogs: LET'S SAY YOU'VE GONE BACK IN TIME.
 NICE ONE. OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOU'RE
 DON'T WORRY.
 FIRST, WE NEED SOME UNITS, BUT NO BIGGIE. THE EXAC
 ON EARTH AND YOU CAN READ ENGLISH. SO FAR, SO
 SPEED OF LIGHT IN A VACUUM IS 299,792,458 METERS
 GOOD. BUT HOw CAN YOU BUILD ALL THE AMENITIES OF YOUR CLOTHING HAS THIS ONE SECOND. GOOD TO KNOW. A METER IS DEFINED IN TERMS
 TOMORROW WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN THE PAST? C O VERED.LIGHT, BUT IF YOU CAN'T MEASUREIT ACCURATELY.
 LENGTH OF A PENDULUM THAT TAKES ONE SECOND TO SWIN
 FROM END TO END WILL DO THE TRICK. PENDULUMS TEND TO TAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME TO SWIN
 REGARDLESS OF HOW HIGH YOU START THEM OFF, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, PRETTY NEAT, RIGHT
 GALILEO DISCOVERED THAT, BUT WHATEVER, TAKE THE CREDIT. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WATCH
 SECOND IS ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO SAY ONE MISSISSIPPI. AND A GRAM
 PRETTY MUCH THE WEIGHT OF ONE CENTIMETER CUBED OF WATE
 GERMS SPREAD DISEASE, AND THEY CAN
 BASICALLY ANYWHERE, FIGHT THEM WITH HYGIEN
 AND ANTIBIOTICS. WASH TO KEEP YOURSELF
 FLIGHT:
 LEADING EDGE
 ANGLE OF
 ATTACK
 HEAVIER-THAN-AIR FLIGHT
 RELATIVE WIND
 THE WING
 TOOK A LONG
 TIME TO FIGURE
 OUT
 AEROFOILS ARE OBJECTS SHAPED SUCH
 THAT AIR ABOVE THEM PROGRESSES
 HEALTH:
 woo
 JUST
 REMEMBER
 THOSE AROUND YOU CLEAN. MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS SHOULD BE CLEANED
 BOILING WATER. STEAM WORKS ON THINGS THAT CAN'T BE WASHED.
 BEST ANTIBIOTIC IS PENICILLIN: THE MOLD PENICILLIUM NOTATUM, FOUND
 TRAILING
 EDGE
 FASTER THAN AIR MOVING BENEATH THEM.
 SLOWER MOVING AIR HAS MORE PRESSURE, SO THERE IS A NET UPWARDS FOOD. IT'S INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE AT STOPPING INFECTION, AND WORKS E
 PREVENTING OTHER BACTERIA FROM MAKING NEW CELL WALLS
 REPRODUCING. IT'LL USHER IN A NEW AGE OF ANTIBIOTICS. TAKE
 FORCE. ATTACH AN AEROFOIL OF SUFFICIENT SIZE TO A MACHINE CAPABLE
 OF MOVING ITSELF FORWARD FAST ENOUGH AND IT WILL FLY YOU CAN
 MAKE A PLANE BY ATTACHING TWO AEROFOILS TO A CENTRAL BODY. ADD
 FLAPS AT THE TRAILING EDGE AND YOU CAN CONTROL WHERE IT GOES
 CREDIT. IF THE PENICILLIUM MOLD IS UNKNOWN, LOOK FOR MOLI
 ON FOODS THAT, WHEN VIEWED UNDER A MICROSCOPE, LOOK
 CRAZY HANDS ON LONG STALKS
 THERE'S YOUR PENICILLIU
 VIRUSES SPREAD DISEASE, BUT UNLIKE GERMS, CAN'T REPRODUC
 ON THEIR OWN. THEY RELY ON HOST CELLS TO REPRODUCE. FIGH
 THEM WITH VACCINATION, WHICH ALLOWS THE BODY TO PRODUC
 HEAT MILK TO JUST BELOW ITS
 BOILING POINT: IT WON'T
 CURDLE, AND 99.999 % OF THE
 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST INVENTED
 TECHNOLOGY:
 ANTIBODIES THAT FIGHT A GIVEN VIRUS BEFORE IT EVEN SHOWS
 BUGS IN IT WILL BE KILLED.
 PASTEURIZATION. A MOVING ELECTRIC FIELD PRODUCES MAGNETISM, AND
 VICE VERSA.
 ELECTRICITY THROUGH IT, AND YOU'VE GOT AN
 ELECTROMAGNET. DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRICITY? PUT
 MAKE A VACCINE BY GROWING A CULTURE AND THEN HEATING IT
 WRAP COPPER WIRE AROUND AN IRON CORE AND RUN HEAT WILL KILL THE VIRUS, AND THEIR DEAD SHELLS ARE ENOUGH TO TEAC
 THE BODY TO FIGHT WEAKER STRAINS ALSO VACCINATE. YOU'RE PROBAB
 GOOD FOR MOST DISEASES, BUT OUR GENERATION WAS THE FIRST TO GRC
 UP WITHOUT SMALLPOX. COWPOX ARE SPOTS FOUND ON COW UDDERS
 IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH TO VACCINATE YOU WHILE BEING WEAK ENQUGH NOT
 KILL YOU. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING KILLED, DIABETES IS CHARACTERIZED
 FREQUENT URINATION, EXTREME THIRST OR HUNGER, AND/OR EXTREN
 WITHOUT TREATMENT IT'S FATAL, BUT INSULIN CAN
 EXTRACTED FROM THE PANCREAS OF DOGS AND PIGS BY TYING A STRIN
 A MAGNET ON A WATER WHEEL, AND PUT YOUR
 COPPER-WRAPPED IRON BESIDE THE WHEEL, AND HEY
 PRESTO, YOU'RE CONVERTING MECHANICAL ENERGY
 INTO ELECTRICITY DON'T HAVE ANY MAGNETS? HEAT
 IRON TO GETA VERY WEAK ONE, LOOK FOR BLACK
 GRAINS IN BEACH SANDS THAT STICK TOGETHER, OR
 EXAMINE THE SITES OF LIGHTNING STRIKES FOR
 MAGNETIC LODESTONES. RUN ELECTRICITY THROUGH TUNGSTEN TO GET MIRACULOUS TREATMENT. FORGET BANTING AND BEST. TAKE THE CRED
 THE LIGHTBULB. RUN ELECTRICITY BACK AND FORTH ALONG A WIRE WITH
 ENOUGH POWER AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADIO. WHEN A RADIO WAVE
 INTERACTS WITH A RECEMING ANTENNA, THE EXACT SAME ELECTRICAL
 WEIGHT LOSS.
 AROUND THE PANCREATIC DUCT. INJECT THIS EXTRACT AND IT WILL ACT
 DON'T FORGET THE
 BUILDING
 BLOCKS OF MATTER
 ATOMS. ATOMS CONSIST OFA NUCLEUS AT THE CORE
 MADE OUT OF NEUTRALLY-CHARGED NEUTRONS AND
 BY
 NEGATIVELY-CHARGED ELECTRONS, AN ATOM WITH THE SAME
 NUMBER OF ELECTRONS AND PROTONS IS ELECTRICALLY NEUTRAL
 CHEMISTRY:
 BASIC
 CHARGE CAN BE RECOVERED. INFORMATION CAN BE ENCODED IN TWO
 WAYS: IN THE CHARGE OF THE ELECTRICITY (HIGHER CURRENT
 PRODUCES A HIGHER AMPLITUDE WAVE) OR IN THE FREQUENCY OF
 THE ELECTRICAL REVERSALS
 AMPLITUDE DECAY IN TRANSIT. SEND OUT HIGH-FREQUENCY
 POSITIVELY-CHARGED
 PROTONS,
 SURROUNDED
 FM IS MORE RESISTANT TO
 WAVES AND MEASURE HOW AND WHEN THEY BOUNCE BACK,
 AND YOU'VE INVENTED RADAR DO THE SAME WITH SOUND, IN AN ATOM DETERMINE WHICH ELEMENT IT IS. FOR OUR PURPOSES THE MOST USEF
 AND OH MAN: SONAR. MOUNT A MAGNET SO IT CAN MOVE ONES ARE HYDROGEN (H) WITH 1 PROTON, CARBON (C) WITH 6, NITROGEN (N) WITH 7
 FREELY, AND YOU'VE INVENTED THE COMPASS ARE YOU OXYGEN (O) WITH 8, WATERIS MADE OF HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN: H20. KRAZY GLUE IS CsHsNG
 TAKING THE CREDIT? POLARIS IS JUST ABOUT THE
 BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY (48TH PLACE) AND IT'S NEAR THE BIG DIPPER. MEASURE HOW wON'T OVULATE: C20H2602 IS A GOOD SYNTHET
 HIGH UP IT APPEARS TO BE, AND THAT ANGLE IS YOUR LATITUDE. QUARTZ CRYSTALS ARE SUBSTITUTE. ALUMINUM USED TO BE MORE VALUABLE THA
 GREAT: RUN SOME CURRENT THROUGH THEM AND THEYLL CHANGE SHAPE! STOP THE GOLD, DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU ARE, IT STILL IS. EXTRACT
 CURRENT AND THEY'LL RESUME THEIR SHAPE, AND THEYLL GENERATE ELECTRICITY WITH A FROM ROCKS BY DISSOLVING THEM IN MOLTEN CRYOLITE
 VERY PRECISE FREQUENCY AS THEY DO sO. YOU CAN USE THIS TO BUILD PRECISION RUNNING CURRENT THROUGH IT. YOU'LL FIND CRYOLITE
 CLOCKS. NICE WITH THESE CLOCKS, YOU CAN DETERMINE LONGITUDE JUST SET YOUR
 CLOCK TO LONDON TIME, TAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LONDON NOON AND LOCAL GHEENLAND, LATITUDE 61.2 LONGITUDE-48.16. LOOK
 NOON, AND THAT'S HOW FAR AWAY FROM THE PRIME MERIDIAN YOU ARE HEY THAT'S RELEASES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY
 LONGITUDE RIGHT THERE THAT WAS EASY IF YOU'RE IN 1714, THE BRITISH HAVE A £20,000 RADIATION, ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYE
 PRIZE UP FORA SIMPLE WAY TO CALCULATE LONGITUDE I'D SAY YOU'VE EARNED IT. JUST CONVERTED, REMEMBER EINSTEIN: ENERGY IS MAS
 OTHERWISE IT WILL HAVE A POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE CHARGE. THE NUMBER OF PROTO
 IF YOU'RE A WOMAN AND YOU SWALLOW PROGESTERONE,
 GLASSY WHITE CRYSTALS. ATOMS CAN BE SPLIT, WHIC
 OTHER FUN INVENTIONS: GEARS, CATAPULTS, GLASSES, KITES, THERMOMETERS, SCISSORS, TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED, TAKE THE CRED
 CIRCULAR SAWS, BUTTONS, FORKS,
 PAINT ROLLERS, WRITTEN AND SPOKEN
 ANY
 WAY. KEEP THIS SHIRT
 AROUND
 LANGUAGE, THE WHEEL, RUDDERS, CPR,
 UMBRELLAS
 DELICIOUS
 SCREWS
 CARBONATED
 CONDOMS,
 WATER
 AVAILABLE AS A PRINT AND SHIRT AT TOPATOCO.COM
Apparently, Computers, and Crazy: Screenshot 20190806-13241(.jpg (87 KB, 802x731) google yandex iqdb wait "Good" Code GNU/Muslibc 08/06/19(Tue)13:26:06 No.72206168 72206270 >>72206279 72206351>72206352 >>72207171 >72207193 >>72207273 >>72208097>>72209048 Winctude stdio.h struct The shittiest code you've ever seen thread struct( struct char Owo12]: Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:36:23 No.72206270>>72206281 wi 272206168 (OP) C#/Ruby high on rails/perl owo int main) wo .Owd hat's this?" printf( n", owo.u.iwi.Owo) Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:37:18 No.72206279>72209066 >72206168 (OP) OpenSSL ceturn 8: Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:56:42 No.72208267 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:18:50 No.72207171 72207432>72207948 >>72208267 >>72207171 fucking lel >>72206168 (OP) The code I made before the comp sci department revoked my computer privileges. They we decent about it and helped give me alternatives and support so I could complete my geological degree with tightly regulated computer access once I finished the impromptu classes they gave me to teach me how I am suppose to use computers and I helped them understand what I had done to my laptop. But apparently you don't use Microsoft Word macros and run commands loops to build a remote database management program for 3D isotopic dating topographies maps. In fairness the 40GB program did solve the problem I built it for and I built it in less then two months of spare time. But then a Comp sci friend made a better one that was 50MB in a weekend and also doesn't require a dot matrix printer to work. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:30:17 No.72207948 >72207171 That's awesome dude. I love when power users go crazy because they know just enough to be dangerous. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:45:18 No.72207432>72208599 proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg (76 KB, 480x454) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:24:10 No.72208599 >72208607 >>72208791 72207432 P1 Well I had all of these hand written data tables so I set up a very long list of nested IF checks using Microsoft macros to check if a spot on the PDF scan of the old files were black or white. It would check loosely defined area to find a black and white dot pattern that was feed through a formula I made that reduced it to pattern. I would then reduce and translate the analog pattern to a digital text character by another code I made which would be put it in another word document. That way the hand written data would be clean digital text. >>72207171 What???? Then it once a batch of data had been collected preset be memory limits, which is why I had to use batches in the first place as the stupid thing would go nuts at 4GB no matter what I did, it would create a Excel table in another word document and fill it in according to how I set it up. Then use Excel function through Word to run the calculations for a set region. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:40:44 No.72208791 72208944 mikasaNotOkay.jpg (153 KB, 594x784) google yandex iqdb wait That new data would be sent to another Word document as CSV and sent as a fake print job to a modified dot matrix printer I dug up at a second hand store which I connected to a few multi-meters I soldered to specificity junctions. This way the expected motion of the printer would generate 3D mapping data that was easy to convert to my 3D data set rather then me making code for it myself. I unhooked the motors and overclocked it to so it could generate the data way faster, as it wasn't physically printing THAT IS NOT OKAY >72208619 72208607 >>72208599 So that took the hand written data from the archives and turned it into a array of 3D map points with color coded values. But that wasn't good enough because it would take too long to process everything. So I created copies of the program for different regions and crated a distributed working pairs all across campus. Every feed tray scanner was fed a package of hand written papers and paired with a nearby computer which I loaded my program on. I hit few issues on set up, but I got it so so all these scanners and computers were working together what the fuck Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:42:57 No.72208824 1509067041478 jpg (34 KB, 228x221) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:25:14 No.72208607>>7220861972208791 72208619 Holy kek, absolutely BASED RETARD Computerfags etenally BTFO >>72208599 P2 Iset up timers in the Word documents so they would start together late at night during spring break so I wouldn't bother anyone as it took a lot of the campus resources. And had them export final parts in rotation to a master file on my computer so I could monitor it in real time, and ssh in to correct any minor issues as a few my reader code occasionally got patterns it couldn't turn to text. Took a lot of tests to get the rotation timing set up as the network times changes based on load and even physical distance, but I built in enough delay to buffer it and added extra task to the faster computers to slow them down so it all worked in sequence correctly. Then I had another Word document that translated the array of 3D map points to tiny colored squares it would draw to make the final picture. Which could be run again to transform the viewing angle so you could see it in full 360, with just a few hours wait between changing view points, as that last part was all done on my computer Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:49:13 No.72208904 72208619 great story anon: I am glad I did batches as it allowed me to save part of my project before the admin shutdown everything on campus and proceeded to uninstall all my programs and files on all the computers, it was enough to get my project done although not like I had planned Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:51:20 No.72208944>>72209027 72208791 Well you know Law Of The Instrument and such Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)1726:17 No.72208619 72208791>>72208824>72208904 >72208607 P3 I was then called in about my cyber attack, apparently the "few issues" I hit in setup were security features which I had worked around. it took several days for me to explain things as they kept yelling at me about how stupid I was and how that wasn't possible. I feel like they are stupid because the evidence clearly shows it is possible because I was doing it, and if I wasn't then why were they freaking out? They had a had time with simple logic. One professor was really angry claiming the way I did things remind him of binary punch tape, as I lacked even basic functions in my code. I thought IF, AND, OR, NOT, YES, NO and the like were pretty basic and simple but they just kept yelling and not listening. In high school they taught us that nearly every problem could be solved with Microsoft Office 2010, mainly Word. That was the only formal computer class I had, everything else I figured out for myself as the situation needed, also didn't grow up with internet. That high school teacher was mostly right as there have been very few problems I have not been able to solve with Microsoft Office 2010. But it wasn't till years later I started learning about all the other software, and even other operating systems. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:57:03 No.72209027 72208944 Even powerpoint is turing complete. Eventually things calmed down and were worked out, but it was insulting how everyone kept going on about how stupid I was. It work exactly how I built it and was solving the problem of digitizing thousands of pages to a 3D map. Although L did discovery SQL and image to text software along with many other tools which make it way easier. But I've gone back to studying rocks with pen and paper, because the computer people don't appreciate me, and I don't care for their childish name calling and yelling. CS tards dont understand what electrical devices are for: automation of tasks. They just jerk off to functional Inaguages and rice linux distros all day. They get mad when engineering takes place What the f
Apparently, Computers, and Crazy: Screenshot 20190806-13241(.jpg
 (87 KB, 802x731) google yandex iqdb wait
 "Good" Code GNU/Muslibc 08/06/19(Tue)13:26:06 No.72206168 72206270 >>72206279
 72206351>72206352 >>72207171 >72207193 >>72207273 >>72208097>>72209048
 Winctude stdio.h
 struct
 The shittiest code you've ever seen thread
 struct(
 struct
 char Owo12]:
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:36:23 No.72206270>>72206281
 wi
 272206168 (OP)
 C#/Ruby high on rails/perl
 owo
 int main)
 wo .Owd hat's this?"
 printf( n", owo.u.iwi.Owo)
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:37:18 No.72206279>72209066
 >72206168 (OP)
 OpenSSL
 ceturn 8:
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:56:42 No.72208267
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:18:50 No.72207171
 72207432>72207948 >>72208267
 >>72207171
 fucking lel
 >>72206168 (OP)
 The code I made before the comp sci department revoked my computer privileges.
 They we decent about it and helped give me alternatives and support so I could complete my geological degree with tightly regulated
 computer access once I finished the impromptu classes they gave me to teach me how I am suppose to use computers and I helped them
 understand what I had done to my laptop.
 But apparently you don't use Microsoft Word macros and run commands loops to build a remote database management program for 3D
 isotopic dating topographies maps. In fairness the 40GB program did solve the problem I built it for and I built it in less then two months of
 spare time. But then a Comp sci friend made a better one that was 50MB in a weekend and also doesn't require a dot matrix printer to work.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:30:17 No.72207948
 >72207171
 That's awesome dude. I love when power users go crazy because they know just enough to be dangerous.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:45:18 No.72207432>72208599
 proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg (76 KB, 480x454) google yandex iqdb wait
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:24:10 No.72208599 >72208607 >>72208791
 72207432
 P1
 Well I had all of these hand written data tables so I set up a very long list of nested IF checks using Microsoft macros to check if a spot on
 the PDF scan of the old files were black or white. It would check loosely defined area to find a black and white dot pattern that was feed
 through a formula I made that reduced it to pattern. I would then reduce and translate the analog pattern to a digital text character by
 another code I made which would be put it in another word document. That way the hand written data would be clean digital text.
 >>72207171
 What????
 Then it once a batch of data had been collected preset be memory limits, which is why I had to use batches in the first place as the stupid
 thing would go nuts at 4GB no matter what I did, it would create a Excel table in another word document and fill it in according to how I set it
 up. Then use Excel function through Word to run the calculations for a set region.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:40:44 No.72208791 72208944
 mikasaNotOkay.jpg (153 KB, 594x784) google yandex iqdb wait
 That new data would be sent to another Word document as CSV and sent as a fake print job to a modified dot matrix printer I dug up at a
 second hand store which I connected to a few multi-meters I soldered to specificity junctions. This way the expected motion of the printer
 would generate 3D mapping data that was easy to convert to my 3D data set rather then me making code for it myself. I unhooked the
 motors and overclocked it to so it could generate the data way faster, as it wasn't physically printing
 THAT IS NOT OKAY
 >72208619
 72208607
 >>72208599
 So that took the hand written data from the archives and turned it into a array of 3D map points with color coded values. But that wasn't
 good enough because it would take too long to process everything. So I created copies of the program for different regions and crated a
 distributed working pairs all across campus. Every feed tray scanner was fed a package of hand written papers and paired with a nearby
 computer which I loaded my program on. I hit few issues on set up, but I got it so so all these scanners and computers were working
 together
 what the fuck
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:42:57 No.72208824
 1509067041478 jpg (34 KB, 228x221) google yandex iqdb wait
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:25:14 No.72208607>>7220861972208791
 72208619
 Holy kek, absolutely BASED RETARD
 Computerfags etenally BTFO
 >>72208599
 P2
 Iset up timers in the Word documents so they would start together late at night during spring break so I wouldn't bother anyone as it took a
 lot of the campus resources. And had them export final parts in rotation to a master file on my computer so I could monitor it in real time, and
 ssh in to correct any minor issues as a few my reader code occasionally got patterns it couldn't turn to text. Took a lot of tests to get the
 rotation timing set up as the network times changes based on load and even physical distance, but I built in enough delay to buffer it and
 added extra task to the faster computers to slow them down so it all worked in sequence correctly.
 Then I had another Word document that translated the array of 3D map points to tiny colored squares it would draw to make the final
 picture. Which could be run again to transform the viewing angle so you could see it in full 360, with just a few hours wait between changing
 view points, as that last part was all done on my computer
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:49:13 No.72208904
 72208619
 great story anon:
 I am glad I did batches as it allowed me to save part of my project before the admin shutdown everything on campus and proceeded to
 uninstall all my programs and files on all the computers, it was enough to get my project done although not like I had planned
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:51:20 No.72208944>>72209027
 72208791
 Well you know Law Of The Instrument and such
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)1726:17 No.72208619
 72208791>>72208824>72208904
 >72208607
 P3
 I was then called in about my cyber attack, apparently the "few issues" I hit in setup were security features which I had worked around. it
 took several days for me to explain things as they kept yelling at me about how stupid I was and how that wasn't possible. I feel like they are
 stupid because the evidence clearly shows it is possible because I was doing it, and if I wasn't then why were they freaking out? They had a
 had time with simple logic. One professor was really angry claiming the way I did things remind him of binary punch tape, as I lacked even
 basic functions in my code. I thought IF, AND, OR, NOT, YES, NO and the like were pretty basic and simple but they just kept yelling and not
 listening.
 In high school they taught us that nearly every problem could be solved with Microsoft Office 2010, mainly Word. That was the only formal
 computer class I had, everything else I figured out for myself as the situation needed, also didn't grow up with internet. That high school
 teacher was mostly right as there have been very few problems I have not been able to solve with Microsoft Office 2010. But it wasn't till
 years later I started learning about all the other software, and even other operating systems.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:57:03 No.72209027
 72208944
 Even powerpoint is turing complete.
 Eventually things calmed down and were worked out, but it was insulting how everyone kept going on about how stupid I was. It work
 exactly how I built it and was solving the problem of digitizing thousands of pages to a 3D map. Although L did discovery SQL and image to
 text software along with many other tools which make it way easier. But I've gone back to studying rocks with pen and paper, because the
 computer people don't appreciate me, and I don't care for their childish name calling and yelling.
 CS tards dont understand what electrical devices are for: automation of tasks. They just jerk off to functional Inaguages and rice linux distros
 all day. They get mad when engineering takes place
What the f

What the f

Bluetooth, Driving, and Girls: Why can't you riders be happy? (self.uber) 1 0 comments uber 15 minutes ago * by I know you are not listening to what drivers have to say. But I can tell you how happy your many fellow riders are and how much you are missing out. Why downvote when happiness is contagious? You can't stop it. Why rate your drivers 4* and below? Just sit back, relax, and you will be there in no time. Even for the most miserable driver, tip them half a gallon of gas and you can have air-con, music and a big smile. Uber is an experience. It's how you make of it. And then you have a story to tell your kids. Once upon a time, when Uber was driven by human beings, I met this awesome guy ... Unaffordable houses in an ultra-conservative neighborhood in an ultra-conservative county that had just fallen. Three or 4 barely legal girls hopped in, one saying goodbye to her mom. The cutest got to sit in front of course. Immediately, I checked what she could be after. No, there's no 5th rider. No, they didn't bring anything unusual. Their outfits couldn't conceal a credit card. Their purses are just enough for a phone. Soon enough, she wanted to play their own music. Oh, that was easy. I stopped so the car allowed them to hook up to it's bluetooth. The music was in full blast but that's what I do anyway when there's no rider in the car. My earbud will whisper the directions so I don't need to be distracted by the screen. It was the perfect trip. I got out of my house, drove to the busiest area in town and got paid. The music was right and I gave them a starfighter experience. | Then the skinny girl in the passenger seat started carpool raving all the way. If she hit my dashcam it would have bounced in the car a few times before landing on the floor. If she hit the windshield it could have been broken. But she had control and skills. When her favorite song came up, she would push me around on my shoulder as if I were a dancer on her stage. She would deliver her carpool karaoke lyrics to me face to face, eye to eye. And every other song was her favorite song. All of a sudden, she glued her face onto my face. If I haven't been so popular, I would have jumped and said WTF. She just wanted to take a selfie with me and post it on IG. No biggie. I suppose I look good with filters on, LOL. Boys do that too but they don't glue to my face. But she did it every 5 minutes as if the last one wasn't good enough. That reminded of my nieces who stopping doing that when they were 10. That wasn't all. The two paparazzi behind would turn on a selfie spotlight when she was taking pictures, so bright that I thought I was being pulled over Could I still drive? I can drive a starfighter with one arm so she could do whatever to my other shoulder whenever. I can drive fast on the carpool lane at night with all the legal and illegal high-intensity beams shining into my naked eyes. The same for blinding sunlight over the horizon. by cops. All you have to do is to sample any hints on the lane marker whenever you can, in between blinding beams, as close down or as far ahead as you can, form a mental trajectory and maintain it. If you cannot see the left lane marker, watch out for the right. If you can't see any lane marker, watch afar how the headlight goes so you can expect to bend left or right. Night driving glasses aren't helping because they reduce the available light. With my naked eyes, Il can tell the different shades of black for the concrete barrier and for the road, when there are zero shoulders on an unlit freeway at night. That's how I freak out the car in front and tailgate them out of my way. So I was driving effortlessly, smoothly, fast and cooperative whatever she wanted to do. Well, I just let her pushed my shoulder around, stared into her eyes when she demanded it and smiled for the camera. And don't worry parents, I know my driving limits and will tell them to stop when they crossed the line. They were enjoying themselves; whenever they buddies called, they would tell them to FO and call the other phones instead. They were the perfect candidates to have my number. They were close to where I live and they will be going to where I want on a good fare. But still, I just don't want to disappoint them when I couldn't turn up. I'd rather leave them with happy memories on their phones. That's foreve. Uber Driver has most EPIC Ride
Bluetooth, Driving, and Girls: Why can't you riders be happy?
 (self.uber)
 1
 0 comments uber
 15 minutes ago * by
 I know you are not listening to what drivers have to say.
 But I can tell you how happy your many fellow riders are
 and how much you are missing out.
 Why downvote when happiness is contagious? You
 can't stop it. Why rate your drivers 4* and below? Just
 sit back, relax, and you will be there in no time. Even for
 the most miserable driver, tip them half a gallon of gas
 and you can have air-con, music and a big smile.
 Uber is an experience. It's how you make of it. And then
 you have a story to tell your kids.
 Once upon a time, when Uber was driven by human
 beings, I met this awesome guy ...
 Unaffordable houses in an ultra-conservative
 neighborhood in an ultra-conservative county that had
 just fallen. Three or 4 barely legal girls hopped in, one
 saying goodbye to her mom. The cutest got to sit in
 front of course. Immediately, I checked what she could
 be after. No, there's no 5th rider. No, they didn't bring
 anything unusual. Their outfits couldn't conceal a credit
 card. Their purses are just enough for a phone.
 Soon enough, she wanted to play their own music. Oh,
 that was easy. I stopped so the car allowed them to
 hook up to it's bluetooth. The music was in full blast
 but that's what I do anyway when there's no rider in the
 car. My earbud will whisper the directions so I don't
 need to be distracted by the screen.
 It was the perfect trip. I got out of my house, drove to
 the busiest area in town and got paid. The music was
 right and I gave them a starfighter experience.
 |
 Then the skinny girl in the passenger seat started
 carpool raving all the way. If she hit my dashcam it
 would have bounced in the car a few times before
 landing on the floor. If she hit the windshield it could
 have been broken. But she had control and skills.
 When her favorite song came up, she would push me
 around on my shoulder as if I were a dancer on her
 stage. She would deliver her carpool karaoke lyrics to
 me face to face, eye to eye. And every other song was
 her favorite song.
 All of a sudden, she glued her face onto my face. If I
 haven't been so popular, I would have jumped and said
 WTF. She just wanted to take a selfie with me and post
 it on IG. No biggie. I suppose I look good with filters on,
 LOL. Boys do that too but they don't glue to my face.
 But she did it every 5 minutes as if the last one wasn't
 good enough. That reminded of my nieces who
 stopping doing that when they were 10.
 That wasn't all. The two paparazzi behind would turn on
 a selfie spotlight when she was taking pictures, so
 bright that I thought I was being pulled over
 Could I still drive? I can drive a starfighter with one arm
 so she could do whatever to my other shoulder
 whenever. I can drive fast on the carpool lane at night
 with all the legal and illegal high-intensity beams
 shining into my naked eyes. The same for blinding
 sunlight over the horizon.
 by cops.
 All you have to do is to sample any hints on the lane
 marker whenever you can, in between blinding beams,
 as close down or as far ahead as you can, form a
 mental trajectory and maintain it. If you cannot see the
 left lane marker, watch out for the right. If you can't see
 any lane marker, watch afar how the headlight goes so
 you can expect to bend left or right.
 Night driving glasses aren't helping because they
 reduce the available light. With my naked eyes, Il can tell
 the different shades of black for the concrete barrier
 and for the road, when there are zero shoulders on an
 unlit freeway at night. That's how I freak out the car in
 front and tailgate them out of my way.
 So I was driving effortlessly, smoothly, fast and
 cooperative whatever she wanted to do. Well, I just let
 her pushed my shoulder around, stared into her eyes
 when she demanded it and smiled for the camera. And
 don't worry parents, I know my driving limits and will tell
 them to stop when they crossed the line.
 They were enjoying themselves; whenever they buddies
 called, they would tell them to FO and call the other
 phones instead.
 They were the perfect candidates to have my number.
 They were close to where I live and they will be going to
 where I want on a good fare. But still, I just don't want
 to disappoint them when I couldn't turn up. I'd rather
 leave them with happy memories on their phones.
 That's foreve.
Uber Driver has most EPIC Ride

Uber Driver has most EPIC Ride

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Apparently, Computers, and Crazy: Screenshot 20190806-13241(.jpg (87 KB, 802x731) google yandex iqdb wait "Good" Code GNU/Muslibc 08/06/19(Tue)13:26:06 No.72206168 72206270 >>72206279 72206351>72206352 >>72207171 >72207193 >>72207273 >>72208097>>72209048 Winctude stdio.h struct The shittiest code you've ever seen thread struct( struct char Owo12]: Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:36:23 No.72206270>>72206281 wi 272206168 (OP) C#/Ruby high on rails/perl owo int main) wo .Owd hat's this?" printf( n", owo.u.iwi.Owo) Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:37:18 No.72206279>72209066 >72206168 (OP) OpenSSL ceturn 8: Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:56:42 No.72208267 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:18:50 No.72207171 72207432>72207948 >>72208267 >>72207171 fucking lel >>72206168 (OP) The code I made before the comp sci department revoked my computer privileges. They we decent about it and helped give me alternatives and support so I could complete my geological degree with tightly regulated computer access once I finished the impromptu classes they gave me to teach me how I am suppose to use computers and I helped them understand what I had done to my laptop. But apparently you don't use Microsoft Word macros and run commands loops to build a remote database management program for 3D isotopic dating topographies maps. In fairness the 40GB program did solve the problem I built it for and I built it in less then two months of spare time. But then a Comp sci friend made a better one that was 50MB in a weekend and also doesn't require a dot matrix printer to work. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:30:17 No.72207948 >72207171 That's awesome dude. I love when power users go crazy because they know just enough to be dangerous. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:45:18 No.72207432>72208599 proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg (76 KB, 480x454) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:24:10 No.72208599 >72208607 >>72208791 72207432 P1 Well I had all of these hand written data tables so I set up a very long list of nested IF checks using Microsoft macros to check if a spot on the PDF scan of the old files were black or white. It would check loosely defined area to find a black and white dot pattern that was feed through a formula I made that reduced it to pattern. I would then reduce and translate the analog pattern to a digital text character by another code I made which would be put it in another word document. That way the hand written data would be clean digital text. >>72207171 What???? Then it once a batch of data had been collected preset be memory limits, which is why I had to use batches in the first place as the stupid thing would go nuts at 4GB no matter what I did, it would create a Excel table in another word document and fill it in according to how I set it up. Then use Excel function through Word to run the calculations for a set region. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:40:44 No.72208791 72208944 mikasaNotOkay.jpg (153 KB, 594x784) google yandex iqdb wait That new data would be sent to another Word document as CSV and sent as a fake print job to a modified dot matrix printer I dug up at a second hand store which I connected to a few multi-meters I soldered to specificity junctions. This way the expected motion of the printer would generate 3D mapping data that was easy to convert to my 3D data set rather then me making code for it myself. I unhooked the motors and overclocked it to so it could generate the data way faster, as it wasn't physically printing THAT IS NOT OKAY >72208619 72208607 >>72208599 So that took the hand written data from the archives and turned it into a array of 3D map points with color coded values. But that wasn't good enough because it would take too long to process everything. So I created copies of the program for different regions and crated a distributed working pairs all across campus. Every feed tray scanner was fed a package of hand written papers and paired with a nearby computer which I loaded my program on. I hit few issues on set up, but I got it so so all these scanners and computers were working together what the fuck Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:42:57 No.72208824 1509067041478 jpg (34 KB, 228x221) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:25:14 No.72208607>>7220861972208791 72208619 Holy kek, absolutely BASED RETARD Computerfags etenally BTFO >>72208599 P2 Iset up timers in the Word documents so they would start together late at night during spring break so I wouldn't bother anyone as it took a lot of the campus resources. And had them export final parts in rotation to a master file on my computer so I could monitor it in real time, and ssh in to correct any minor issues as a few my reader code occasionally got patterns it couldn't turn to text. Took a lot of tests to get the rotation timing set up as the network times changes based on load and even physical distance, but I built in enough delay to buffer it and added extra task to the faster computers to slow them down so it all worked in sequence correctly. Then I had another Word document that translated the array of 3D map points to tiny colored squares it would draw to make the final picture. Which could be run again to transform the viewing angle so you could see it in full 360, with just a few hours wait between changing view points, as that last part was all done on my computer Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:49:13 No.72208904 72208619 great story anon: I am glad I did batches as it allowed me to save part of my project before the admin shutdown everything on campus and proceeded to uninstall all my programs and files on all the computers, it was enough to get my project done although not like I had planned Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:51:20 No.72208944>>72209027 72208791 Well you know Law Of The Instrument and such Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)1726:17 No.72208619 72208791>>72208824>72208904 >72208607 P3 I was then called in about my cyber attack, apparently the "few issues" I hit in setup were security features which I had worked around. it took several days for me to explain things as they kept yelling at me about how stupid I was and how that wasn't possible. I feel like they are stupid because the evidence clearly shows it is possible because I was doing it, and if I wasn't then why were they freaking out? They had a had time with simple logic. One professor was really angry claiming the way I did things remind him of binary punch tape, as I lacked even basic functions in my code. I thought IF, AND, OR, NOT, YES, NO and the like were pretty basic and simple but they just kept yelling and not listening. In high school they taught us that nearly every problem could be solved with Microsoft Office 2010, mainly Word. That was the only formal computer class I had, everything else I figured out for myself as the situation needed, also didn't grow up with internet. That high school teacher was mostly right as there have been very few problems I have not been able to solve with Microsoft Office 2010. But it wasn't till years later I started learning about all the other software, and even other operating systems. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:57:03 No.72209027 72208944 Even powerpoint is turing complete. Eventually things calmed down and were worked out, but it was insulting how everyone kept going on about how stupid I was. It work exactly how I built it and was solving the problem of digitizing thousands of pages to a 3D map. Although L did discovery SQL and image to text software along with many other tools which make it way easier. But I've gone back to studying rocks with pen and paper, because the computer people don't appreciate me, and I don't care for their childish name calling and yelling. CS tards dont understand what electrical devices are for: automation of tasks. They just jerk off to functional Inaguages and rice linux distros all day. They get mad when engineering takes place Anon Writes "Good" Code
Apparently, Computers, and Crazy: Screenshot 20190806-13241(.jpg
 (87 KB, 802x731) google yandex iqdb wait
 "Good" Code GNU/Muslibc 08/06/19(Tue)13:26:06 No.72206168 72206270 >>72206279
 72206351>72206352 >>72207171 >72207193 >>72207273 >>72208097>>72209048
 Winctude stdio.h
 struct
 The shittiest code you've ever seen thread
 struct(
 struct
 char Owo12]:
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:36:23 No.72206270>>72206281
 wi
 272206168 (OP)
 C#/Ruby high on rails/perl
 owo
 int main)
 wo .Owd hat's this?"
 printf( n", owo.u.iwi.Owo)
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:37:18 No.72206279>72209066
 >72206168 (OP)
 OpenSSL
 ceturn 8:
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:56:42 No.72208267
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:18:50 No.72207171
 72207432>72207948 >>72208267
 >>72207171
 fucking lel
 >>72206168 (OP)
 The code I made before the comp sci department revoked my computer privileges.
 They we decent about it and helped give me alternatives and support so I could complete my geological degree with tightly regulated
 computer access once I finished the impromptu classes they gave me to teach me how I am suppose to use computers and I helped them
 understand what I had done to my laptop.
 But apparently you don't use Microsoft Word macros and run commands loops to build a remote database management program for 3D
 isotopic dating topographies maps. In fairness the 40GB program did solve the problem I built it for and I built it in less then two months of
 spare time. But then a Comp sci friend made a better one that was 50MB in a weekend and also doesn't require a dot matrix printer to work.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:30:17 No.72207948
 >72207171
 That's awesome dude. I love when power users go crazy because they know just enough to be dangerous.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:45:18 No.72207432>72208599
 proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg (76 KB, 480x454) google yandex iqdb wait
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:24:10 No.72208599 >72208607 >>72208791
 72207432
 P1
 Well I had all of these hand written data tables so I set up a very long list of nested IF checks using Microsoft macros to check if a spot on
 the PDF scan of the old files were black or white. It would check loosely defined area to find a black and white dot pattern that was feed
 through a formula I made that reduced it to pattern. I would then reduce and translate the analog pattern to a digital text character by
 another code I made which would be put it in another word document. That way the hand written data would be clean digital text.
 >>72207171
 What????
 Then it once a batch of data had been collected preset be memory limits, which is why I had to use batches in the first place as the stupid
 thing would go nuts at 4GB no matter what I did, it would create a Excel table in another word document and fill it in according to how I set it
 up. Then use Excel function through Word to run the calculations for a set region.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:40:44 No.72208791 72208944
 mikasaNotOkay.jpg (153 KB, 594x784) google yandex iqdb wait
 That new data would be sent to another Word document as CSV and sent as a fake print job to a modified dot matrix printer I dug up at a
 second hand store which I connected to a few multi-meters I soldered to specificity junctions. This way the expected motion of the printer
 would generate 3D mapping data that was easy to convert to my 3D data set rather then me making code for it myself. I unhooked the
 motors and overclocked it to so it could generate the data way faster, as it wasn't physically printing
 THAT IS NOT OKAY
 >72208619
 72208607
 >>72208599
 So that took the hand written data from the archives and turned it into a array of 3D map points with color coded values. But that wasn't
 good enough because it would take too long to process everything. So I created copies of the program for different regions and crated a
 distributed working pairs all across campus. Every feed tray scanner was fed a package of hand written papers and paired with a nearby
 computer which I loaded my program on. I hit few issues on set up, but I got it so so all these scanners and computers were working
 together
 what the fuck
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:42:57 No.72208824
 1509067041478 jpg (34 KB, 228x221) google yandex iqdb wait
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:25:14 No.72208607>>7220861972208791
 72208619
 Holy kek, absolutely BASED RETARD
 Computerfags etenally BTFO
 >>72208599
 P2
 Iset up timers in the Word documents so they would start together late at night during spring break so I wouldn't bother anyone as it took a
 lot of the campus resources. And had them export final parts in rotation to a master file on my computer so I could monitor it in real time, and
 ssh in to correct any minor issues as a few my reader code occasionally got patterns it couldn't turn to text. Took a lot of tests to get the
 rotation timing set up as the network times changes based on load and even physical distance, but I built in enough delay to buffer it and
 added extra task to the faster computers to slow them down so it all worked in sequence correctly.
 Then I had another Word document that translated the array of 3D map points to tiny colored squares it would draw to make the final
 picture. Which could be run again to transform the viewing angle so you could see it in full 360, with just a few hours wait between changing
 view points, as that last part was all done on my computer
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:49:13 No.72208904
 72208619
 great story anon:
 I am glad I did batches as it allowed me to save part of my project before the admin shutdown everything on campus and proceeded to
 uninstall all my programs and files on all the computers, it was enough to get my project done although not like I had planned
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:51:20 No.72208944>>72209027
 72208791
 Well you know Law Of The Instrument and such
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)1726:17 No.72208619
 72208791>>72208824>72208904
 >72208607
 P3
 I was then called in about my cyber attack, apparently the "few issues" I hit in setup were security features which I had worked around. it
 took several days for me to explain things as they kept yelling at me about how stupid I was and how that wasn't possible. I feel like they are
 stupid because the evidence clearly shows it is possible because I was doing it, and if I wasn't then why were they freaking out? They had a
 had time with simple logic. One professor was really angry claiming the way I did things remind him of binary punch tape, as I lacked even
 basic functions in my code. I thought IF, AND, OR, NOT, YES, NO and the like were pretty basic and simple but they just kept yelling and not
 listening.
 In high school they taught us that nearly every problem could be solved with Microsoft Office 2010, mainly Word. That was the only formal
 computer class I had, everything else I figured out for myself as the situation needed, also didn't grow up with internet. That high school
 teacher was mostly right as there have been very few problems I have not been able to solve with Microsoft Office 2010. But it wasn't till
 years later I started learning about all the other software, and even other operating systems.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:57:03 No.72209027
 72208944
 Even powerpoint is turing complete.
 Eventually things calmed down and were worked out, but it was insulting how everyone kept going on about how stupid I was. It work
 exactly how I built it and was solving the problem of digitizing thousands of pages to a 3D map. Although L did discovery SQL and image to
 text software along with many other tools which make it way easier. But I've gone back to studying rocks with pen and paper, because the
 computer people don't appreciate me, and I don't care for their childish name calling and yelling.
 CS tards dont understand what electrical devices are for: automation of tasks. They just jerk off to functional Inaguages and rice linux distros
 all day. They get mad when engineering takes place
Anon Writes "Good" Code

Anon Writes "Good" Code

Apparently, Computers, and Crazy: Screenshot 20190806-13241(.jpg (87 KB, 802x731) google yandex iqdb wait "Good" Code GNU/Muslibc 08/06/19(Tue)13:26:06 No.72206168 72206270 >>72206279 72206351>72206352 >>72207171 >72207193 >>72207273 >>72208097>>72209048 Winctude stdio.h struct The shittiest code you've ever seen thread struct( struct char Owo12]: Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:36:23 No.72206270>>72206281 wi 272206168 (OP) C#/Ruby high on rails/perl owo int main) wo .Owd hat's this?" printf( n", owo.u.iwi.Owo) Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:37:18 No.72206279>72209066 >72206168 (OP) OpenSSL ceturn 8: Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:56:42 No.72208267 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:18:50 No.72207171 72207432>72207948 >>72208267 >>72207171 fucking lel >>72206168 (OP) The code I made before the comp sci department revoked my computer privileges. They we decent about it and helped give me alternatives and support so I could complete my geological degree with tightly regulated computer access once I finished the impromptu classes they gave me to teach me how I am suppose to use computers and I helped them understand what I had done to my laptop. But apparently you don't use Microsoft Word macros and run commands loops to build a remote database management program for 3D isotopic dating topographies maps. In fairness the 40GB program did solve the problem I built it for and I built it in less then two months of spare time. But then a Comp sci friend made a better one that was 50MB in a weekend and also doesn't require a dot matrix printer to work. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:30:17 No.72207948 >72207171 That's awesome dude. I love when power users go crazy because they know just enough to be dangerous. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:45:18 No.72207432>72208599 proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg (76 KB, 480x454) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:24:10 No.72208599 >72208607 >>72208791 72207432 P1 Well I had all of these hand written data tables so I set up a very long list of nested IF checks using Microsoft macros to check if a spot on the PDF scan of the old files were black or white. It would check loosely defined area to find a black and white dot pattern that was feed through a formula I made that reduced it to pattern. I would then reduce and translate the analog pattern to a digital text character by another code I made which would be put it in another word document. That way the hand written data would be clean digital text. >>72207171 What???? Then it once a batch of data had been collected preset be memory limits, which is why I had to use batches in the first place as the stupid thing would go nuts at 4GB no matter what I did, it would create a Excel table in another word document and fill it in according to how I set it up. Then use Excel function through Word to run the calculations for a set region. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:40:44 No.72208791 72208944 mikasaNotOkay.jpg (153 KB, 594x784) google yandex iqdb wait That new data would be sent to another Word document as CSV and sent as a fake print job to a modified dot matrix printer I dug up at a second hand store which I connected to a few multi-meters I soldered to specificity junctions. This way the expected motion of the printer would generate 3D mapping data that was easy to convert to my 3D data set rather then me making code for it myself. I unhooked the motors and overclocked it to so it could generate the data way faster, as it wasn't physically printing THAT IS NOT OKAY >72208619 72208607 >>72208599 So that took the hand written data from the archives and turned it into a array of 3D map points with color coded values. But that wasn't good enough because it would take too long to process everything. So I created copies of the program for different regions and crated a distributed working pairs all across campus. Every feed tray scanner was fed a package of hand written papers and paired with a nearby computer which I loaded my program on. I hit few issues on set up, but I got it so so all these scanners and computers were working together what the fuck Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:42:57 No.72208824 1509067041478 jpg (34 KB, 228x221) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:25:14 No.72208607>>7220861972208791 72208619 Holy kek, absolutely BASED RETARD Computerfags etenally BTFO >>72208599 P2 Iset up timers in the Word documents so they would start together late at night during spring break so I wouldn't bother anyone as it took a lot of the campus resources. And had them export final parts in rotation to a master file on my computer so I could monitor it in real time, and ssh in to correct any minor issues as a few my reader code occasionally got patterns it couldn't turn to text. Took a lot of tests to get the rotation timing set up as the network times changes based on load and even physical distance, but I built in enough delay to buffer it and added extra task to the faster computers to slow them down so it all worked in sequence correctly. Then I had another Word document that translated the array of 3D map points to tiny colored squares it would draw to make the final picture. Which could be run again to transform the viewing angle so you could see it in full 360, with just a few hours wait between changing view points, as that last part was all done on my computer Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:49:13 No.72208904 72208619 great story anon: I am glad I did batches as it allowed me to save part of my project before the admin shutdown everything on campus and proceeded to uninstall all my programs and files on all the computers, it was enough to get my project done although not like I had planned Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:51:20 No.72208944>>72209027 72208791 Well you know Law Of The Instrument and such Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)1726:17 No.72208619 72208791>>72208824>72208904 >72208607 P3 I was then called in about my cyber attack, apparently the "few issues" I hit in setup were security features which I had worked around. it took several days for me to explain things as they kept yelling at me about how stupid I was and how that wasn't possible. I feel like they are stupid because the evidence clearly shows it is possible because I was doing it, and if I wasn't then why were they freaking out? They had a had time with simple logic. One professor was really angry claiming the way I did things remind him of binary punch tape, as I lacked even basic functions in my code. I thought IF, AND, OR, NOT, YES, NO and the like were pretty basic and simple but they just kept yelling and not listening. In high school they taught us that nearly every problem could be solved with Microsoft Office 2010, mainly Word. That was the only formal computer class I had, everything else I figured out for myself as the situation needed, also didn't grow up with internet. That high school teacher was mostly right as there have been very few problems I have not been able to solve with Microsoft Office 2010. But it wasn't till years later I started learning about all the other software, and even other operating systems. Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:57:03 No.72209027 72208944 Even powerpoint is turing complete. Eventually things calmed down and were worked out, but it was insulting how everyone kept going on about how stupid I was. It work exactly how I built it and was solving the problem of digitizing thousands of pages to a 3D map. Although L did discovery SQL and image to text software along with many other tools which make it way easier. But I've gone back to studying rocks with pen and paper, because the computer people don't appreciate me, and I don't care for their childish name calling and yelling. CS tards dont understand what electrical devices are for: automation of tasks. They just jerk off to functional Inaguages and rice linux distros all day. They get mad when engineering takes place Power users know just enough to be dangerous.
Apparently, Computers, and Crazy: Screenshot 20190806-13241(.jpg
 (87 KB, 802x731) google yandex iqdb wait
 "Good" Code GNU/Muslibc 08/06/19(Tue)13:26:06 No.72206168 72206270 >>72206279
 72206351>72206352 >>72207171 >72207193 >>72207273 >>72208097>>72209048
 Winctude stdio.h
 struct
 The shittiest code you've ever seen thread
 struct(
 struct
 char Owo12]:
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:36:23 No.72206270>>72206281
 wi
 272206168 (OP)
 C#/Ruby high on rails/perl
 owo
 int main)
 wo .Owd hat's this?"
 printf( n", owo.u.iwi.Owo)
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)13:37:18 No.72206279>72209066
 >72206168 (OP)
 OpenSSL
 ceturn 8:
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:56:42 No.72208267
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:18:50 No.72207171
 72207432>72207948 >>72208267
 >>72207171
 fucking lel
 >>72206168 (OP)
 The code I made before the comp sci department revoked my computer privileges.
 They we decent about it and helped give me alternatives and support so I could complete my geological degree with tightly regulated
 computer access once I finished the impromptu classes they gave me to teach me how I am suppose to use computers and I helped them
 understand what I had done to my laptop.
 But apparently you don't use Microsoft Word macros and run commands loops to build a remote database management program for 3D
 isotopic dating topographies maps. In fairness the 40GB program did solve the problem I built it for and I built it in less then two months of
 spare time. But then a Comp sci friend made a better one that was 50MB in a weekend and also doesn't require a dot matrix printer to work.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)16:30:17 No.72207948
 >72207171
 That's awesome dude. I love when power users go crazy because they know just enough to be dangerous.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)15:45:18 No.72207432>72208599
 proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg (76 KB, 480x454) google yandex iqdb wait
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:24:10 No.72208599 >72208607 >>72208791
 72207432
 P1
 Well I had all of these hand written data tables so I set up a very long list of nested IF checks using Microsoft macros to check if a spot on
 the PDF scan of the old files were black or white. It would check loosely defined area to find a black and white dot pattern that was feed
 through a formula I made that reduced it to pattern. I would then reduce and translate the analog pattern to a digital text character by
 another code I made which would be put it in another word document. That way the hand written data would be clean digital text.
 >>72207171
 What????
 Then it once a batch of data had been collected preset be memory limits, which is why I had to use batches in the first place as the stupid
 thing would go nuts at 4GB no matter what I did, it would create a Excel table in another word document and fill it in according to how I set it
 up. Then use Excel function through Word to run the calculations for a set region.
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:40:44 No.72208791 72208944
 mikasaNotOkay.jpg (153 KB, 594x784) google yandex iqdb wait
 That new data would be sent to another Word document as CSV and sent as a fake print job to a modified dot matrix printer I dug up at a
 second hand store which I connected to a few multi-meters I soldered to specificity junctions. This way the expected motion of the printer
 would generate 3D mapping data that was easy to convert to my 3D data set rather then me making code for it myself. I unhooked the
 motors and overclocked it to so it could generate the data way faster, as it wasn't physically printing
 THAT IS NOT OKAY
 >72208619
 72208607
 >>72208599
 So that took the hand written data from the archives and turned it into a array of 3D map points with color coded values. But that wasn't
 good enough because it would take too long to process everything. So I created copies of the program for different regions and crated a
 distributed working pairs all across campus. Every feed tray scanner was fed a package of hand written papers and paired with a nearby
 computer which I loaded my program on. I hit few issues on set up, but I got it so so all these scanners and computers were working
 together
 what the fuck
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:42:57 No.72208824
 1509067041478 jpg (34 KB, 228x221) google yandex iqdb wait
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:25:14 No.72208607>>7220861972208791
 72208619
 Holy kek, absolutely BASED RETARD
 Computerfags etenally BTFO
 >>72208599
 P2
 Iset up timers in the Word documents so they would start together late at night during spring break so I wouldn't bother anyone as it took a
 lot of the campus resources. And had them export final parts in rotation to a master file on my computer so I could monitor it in real time, and
 ssh in to correct any minor issues as a few my reader code occasionally got patterns it couldn't turn to text. Took a lot of tests to get the
 rotation timing set up as the network times changes based on load and even physical distance, but I built in enough delay to buffer it and
 added extra task to the faster computers to slow them down so it all worked in sequence correctly.
 Then I had another Word document that translated the array of 3D map points to tiny colored squares it would draw to make the final
 picture. Which could be run again to transform the viewing angle so you could see it in full 360, with just a few hours wait between changing
 view points, as that last part was all done on my computer
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:49:13 No.72208904
 72208619
 great story anon:
 I am glad I did batches as it allowed me to save part of my project before the admin shutdown everything on campus and proceeded to
 uninstall all my programs and files on all the computers, it was enough to get my project done although not like I had planned
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)17:51:20 No.72208944>>72209027
 72208791
 Well you know Law Of The Instrument and such
 Anonymous 08/06/19(Tue)1726:17 No.72208619
 72208791>>72208824>72208904
 >72208607
 P3
 I was then called in about my cyber attack, apparently the "few issues" I hit in setup were security features which I had worked around. it
 took several days for me to explain things as they kept yelling at me about how stupid I was and how that wasn't possible. I feel like they are
 stupid because the evidence clearly shows it is possible because I was doing it, and if I wasn't then why were they freaking out? They had a
 had time with simple logic. One professor was really angry claiming the way I did things remind him of binary punch tape, as I lacked even
 basic functions in my code. I thought IF, AND, OR, NOT, YES, NO and the like were pretty basic and simple but they just kept yelling and not
 listening.
 In high school they taught us that nearly every problem could be solved with Microsoft Office 2010, mainly Word. That was the only formal
 computer class I had, everything else I figured out for myself as the situation needed, also didn't grow up with internet. That high school
 teacher was mostly right as there have been very few problems I have not been able to solve with Microsoft Office 2010. But it wasn't till
 years later I started learning about all the other software, and even other operating systems.
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 Even powerpoint is turing complete.
 Eventually things calmed down and were worked out, but it was insulting how everyone kept going on about how stupid I was. It work
 exactly how I built it and was solving the problem of digitizing thousands of pages to a 3D map. Although L did discovery SQL and image to
 text software along with many other tools which make it way easier. But I've gone back to studying rocks with pen and paper, because the
 computer people don't appreciate me, and I don't care for their childish name calling and yelling.
 CS tards dont understand what electrical devices are for: automation of tasks. They just jerk off to functional Inaguages and rice linux distros
 all day. They get mad when engineering takes place
Power users know just enough to be dangerous.

Power users know just enough to be dangerous.