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Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Energy: What if we used 100% of the brain?
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treasureauthor 18h
We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet
tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per
second. Based on average dick size, Gru's penis
is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru's dick would
weigh around 2 pounds considering the average
weight of a dick is .77 Ibs. If he swung his dick in
a circular manner, it would have the centripetal
acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This
means that gru can dickslap with the immense
energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip
speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In
conclusion, Gru's dickslap has enough energy to
smash through 6einforced concrete and will
cause athunderdlap as his dick breaks the sound
barrier. I rest my case
eply
We are hitting intelligence levels that shouldnt even be possible via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2srlZVm
We are hitting intelligence levels that shouldnt even be possible via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2srlZVm
Ass, Children, and Parents: Blending Queen
@SkyeAsiyanbi
Can we talk about how parents will
literally ruin their relationship with their
own children all because they don't
know how to apologize and admit
when they've done wrong? Toxic ass
egos
03/11/2018, 01:59
5,516 Retweets 14.8K Likes
crowofecstasy:
âYou donât understand. You and your sister are hard to raise.ââYouâre lucky I didnât lose control.â
The older I get the more I appreciate that my father took the time to apologize to me and my siblings if he was in the wrong. I distinctly remember from a young age that it left an impression on me. I realized that adults could make mistakes too and be big enough to apologize for them. I didnât realize until I was older than it was sadly uncommon in a lot of families for adults to apologize to their kids.
crowofecstasy: âYou donât understand. You and your sister are hard to raise.ââYouâre lucky I didnât lose control.â The older I get the mor...
![Ariana Grande, Coachella, and Kanye: @rap
KANYE WEST
ALLEGEDLY PULLED OUT OF COACHELLA
BECAUSE HE COULDN T BUILD A DOME
Kanye West pulled out of Coachella because they couldnât build the stage he wanted. Kanye wanted a dome designed by John McGuire to be built for his set.⣠-⣠According to the festival organizers, it would take more than 4 months to build the dome and it would require a lot of space to be rearranged, like removing a portion of portable bathrooms.⣠-⣠âHe has some great [production] ideas, but we just weren't able to pull them off right now," Coachella co-founder Paul Tollett told Los Angeles Times⣠-⣠Kanye became frustrated with the setbacks and called it off, âthat he was an artist with a creative vision who shouldn't be spending his time talking about port-a-potties."⣠-⣠Kanye West has been replaced by Ariana Grande to headline Coachella.⣠-⣠RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⣠đž @eyekon_photographyâŁ](https://pics.awwmemes.com/rap-kanye-west-allegedly-pulled-out-of-coachella-because-he-39898272.png)
America, Captain America: Civil War, and Memes: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1232
In Captain America: Civil War, when Iron Marn
and War Machine arrive at the airport, War
Machine's landing shakes the camera much
more than Iron Man's, implying how much
heavier his suit is.
What is your favorite Avengers movie?đœïžđŹ âą âą âą âą Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this đ All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix theavengers avengers captainamerica civilwar mcu marvel
What is your favorite Avengers movie?đœïžđŹ âą âą âą âą Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this đ All credit to the respective film and p...
![Food, Hungry, and Wal Mart: Lee Camp [Redacted]
@LeeCamp
Follow
Wal-Mart
has
held
food
drives
for
their
employees.
In other words: One of the richest families in
th ot weialthy country to over exisis asks
for charity from their customers instead of
giving raises to their employees
6:32 PM-11 Jan 2019
728 Retweets 1,260 Likese
What more noble a goal than feeding the hungry?](https://pics.awwmemes.com/lee-camp-redacted-leecamp-follow-wal-mart-has-held-food-drives-39875446.png)
Memes, Shit, and Anxiety: JOAN OF ART
@umcornell
i don't think y'all understand my hate for
math.. like i genuinely hate that shit
when they started adding in letters as
substitutions for numbers i gave the
fuck up.. like.. i cannot do that shit
nothing triggers my anxiety faster than
seeing a math equation
Y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladquotes yet
Y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladquotes yet
Drugs, Dude, and Food: GOOGLE REVIEWS
Most relevant
Matthew Scott.
1 review
**x 23 hours ago
Truly wonderful pizza. Perfect for eating in bed
right before you cry yourself to sleep because
you're a single 37 year old dude with self
destructive tendencies that get in the way of
every promising relationship and turn to either
drugs or food to numb the pain and food is a
much slower death than cocaine. Plus they
have diet Mountain Dew
This is a mood
This is a mood
Dogs, Megan, and Tumblr: Blind woman told to get off bus
'because guide dogs can't be black'
Kate Buck Thursday 10 Jan 2019 1:46 pm
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A blind woman was told to 'get her f*****g dog off a bus' by a
passenger who didn't believe guide dogs could be any other colour
than 'yellow
Megan Taylor, 22, was on the bus with her guide dog Rowley when the
unnamed woman approached her and said: Why is there a f*****g dog on
the bus? Get it off
But when Megan tried to politely' explain Rowley was an assistance dog,
she claims the woman called her a liar because guide dogs are yellow
Labradors and your dog is black
1
Megan Taylor was told to get off a bus when a woman thought guide dogs cannot be black
(Picture: Liverpool Echo)
momo-de-avis:
doggos-with-jobs:
Look how sad he is
We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs
momo-de-avis: doggos-with-jobs: Look how sad he is We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs
Animals, Tumblr, and Twitter: Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)05:54:40 No.2759740
This may sound oddly
specific, but does anybody
have images of Cenozoic
animals with their mouth
ico open like this one?
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edwardspoonhands:
great-tweets:
This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.
This is better than anything Iâve ever made.
edwardspoonhands: great-tweets: This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving. This is better than anything Iâve ever made.
Cam Newton, American, and Ability: 8
BEING AN AFRICAN AMERICAN QUARTERBACK
IN THIS LEAGUE, YOU'RE FACING DIFFERENT THINGS
THAN ANOTHER QUARTERBACK MIGHT BE
FACING...YOUR GIFT MAY BE YOUR CURSE. YOUR
RUNNING ABILITY MAY BE SOMETHING THAT
PEOPLE LOOK DOWN UPON.
BR
CAM NEWTON ON LAMARJACKSON
H/T THE UNDEFEATED
Cam knows from experience.
Cam knows from experience.
Bernie Sanders, Coldplay, and Katy Perry: Katy Perry: whiter than a guy named Hunter with a tramp stamp of Bernie Sanders snowboarding into a Coldplay concert wearing cargo shorts holding a cage free locally sourced conflict free iced matcha (@versace_tamagotchi)
Katy Perry: whiter than a guy named Hunter with a tramp stamp of Bernie Sanders snowboarding into a Coldplay concert wearing cargo shorts ho...
Blackpeopletwitter, Children, and Parents: Ric Flairchukwu
@AOBIJR
What is a toxic parenting style that you
are leaving with your parents?? l'll
start.
I will NEVER compare my children to
other people's kids. Ever.
Nothing less than factual. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Nothing less than factual. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
