shit Ima bust 😳
Beto O'Rourke is in a tight midterm race against Texas Senator Ted Cruz, and if he wins, he'll be the Lone Star State's first Democratic sen...
I suddenly know what to do with all my gift cards that have like 19 cents left on them.
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.@HoustonTexans win the Battle for Texas! https://t.co/jRrFN9mtr5
Cowboys: "We're the best team Texas!"
It's a Texas showdown.
Tonight. 8:20pm ET on NBC. #DALvsHOU https://t.co/6U6Aot2Ujr
“Dear lord baby Jesus, thank you for making “Texas is back” not be a joke anymore” #RedRiverShowdown https://t.co/j0dAYqMRS0
Austin, Texas just banned restaurants from throwing away uneaten food. And you won’t believe how much perfectly good food is wasted until yo...
Police officers in Texas were led on a chase that's far from what they're used to — a raccoon in their headquarters.
We can't blame her for trying to get away from the POTUS, but still...
The @wallbutton is the most ridiculous gift you could ever give
This Texas man and his "backup dancers" were never out of step with each other.
This is how Texas was. She'd swear up and down that I'm balls deep 😂😂😂😂 I just don't know how to nap. Naps are supposed to be like 45 min. I...
Yeee-Hawww via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Dm4HRE
This man knows how to sell a car
Last week it was No. 22 USC
This week, Texas upsets No. 17 TCU, 31-16 🤘
39 Great Pics And Memes to Improve Your Mood
Texas is making TCU’s band basically play from Oklahoma
(pic via @Taylor_Estes_) #Texas https://t.co/k6FzOO2cNY
Wake Forest lined up for a field goal...without a kicker https://t.co/Zi4BxR0dAX
While picking up boxes of donated bananas, the Texas Department of Criminal Justice noticed something was off. Among the fruit was nearly $1...
Ivanka Trump chats with an astronaut while taking a tour of the Space Vehicle Mockup Facility at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston, Tex...
Singer Willie Nelson says he's not bothered by the backlash he's receiving for headlining a rally for Texas Democratic Senate candidate Beto...
I need to calm down on the carbs...said me never😬😅
Chill y’all 😂💀 https://t.co/4ifqFr3JDc
Three years ago, we had the pleasure of meeting 16-year-old Bretegne and her handler, Denise Corliss. Bretagne was the last surviving search...
Medieval memes are going to be big!! Get them while they’re hot!! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2QdGL5z
Ready for prison servers? Invest your bucks here! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2oS0Hy7
A Texas police dog retired after five years of helping keep drugs off the streets to live with her handler, Officer Derrick Bobo, in a new, ...
Look at this sign! 😂👍🏼
no digas nada, solo dale a laik
"What is: the University of Texas?"
#JeopardySports #TEXASvsMD https://t.co/aItjOf4PE5
Which pizza would you choose? By @obviousplant
Who wants my TI-84 plus graphing calculator
Everyone once in a blue moon mainstream media does it right (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
I actually cant believe it. FINALLY (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
A good Samaritan saved a 94-year-old woman who was driving the wrong way down a Texas highway. Thomas Prado, who helped the woman, wrote in ...