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Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, Xxx: OK, so, our that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those XX: A true programmer
Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts
 Based on a true story:
 build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know,
 Xxx: OK, so, our
 that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something anything
 - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.
 xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy"
 xxx: You're gonna love this
 xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons
 from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server
 after 9pm with his login.
 xxx: kumar-asshole.sh scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help"
 "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database
 to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time".
 xxx: hangover.sh another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna
 work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive
 sessions on the server at 8:45am.
 xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to
 our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and
 running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits
 another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from
 the dudes desk.
 xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those
 XX:
A true programmer

A true programmer

Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story. xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy xxx: You're gonna love this ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time" xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those I found this on an old Git account
Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts
 Based on a true story.
 xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know
 that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything
 requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.
 xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy
 xxx: You're gonna love this
 ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons
 from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server
 after 9pm with his login
 xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help"
 trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database
 to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time"
 xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna
 work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive
 sessions on the server at 8:45am
 xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to
 our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and
 running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits
 another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from
 the dudes desk.
 xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those
I found this on an old Git account

I found this on an old Git account

Pizza, Tumblr, and Blog: Id Y-WATCH: 69 Female-Young adult, Attention time: 2015 out of 4218 (e.ee / e.se / e.ee), Saile:e No e 1 2.8e, Glasses: No Y-WATCH: 7e Female-Young adult, Attention time: 406 out of 406 (e.ee 1.ee / e.00), Smile: e / Id Y-VATCH: 71 - Male-Young adult, Attention time: 234 out of 234 (e.ee 1.ee e.ee), Smile: e td Y-WATCH: 71 Hale-Young adult, Attention time: 406 out of 40 (e.ee 1.ee / e.ee), Saile: e1 1 d Y-WATCH: 71-Hale-Adult, Attention time: 6es out of бе9 (e.ee / e.67 / e.ee), sale: e / Lee, Gi .Id N-WATCH: 72 · Hale-Young adult, Attention time : e out of e- (e.ee / e.ee), salle: e / e.ee, Id Y-WATCH: 72 Male-Adult, Attention time: e out of 297 (e.0ee.5 e.00), Smile: e / e.82, Glass ℡mld Y-WATCH: 72-Male-Young adult, Attention time : 93 out of 398-(6.00 / e.677 e-ee), saile e/1,2 ld Y-WATCH: 72 -Male-Adult, Attention time : 93 out of 593 (8.00 / e.se / e.ee), saile: e / e.95, Gla Id Y-WATCH: 72 Hale-Adult, Attention tine: 265 out of 765 (.00 e.6e e.e0), Smile: e/ 1.48, Gla d Y-WATCH: 72 Male-Young adult, Attention time: 484 out of 984 (e.ee / e.67/ e.ee), Smile: 1.8 . .Id N-WATCH: 73 Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of e (e.ee / e.ee), Saile Id N-WATCH: 73 Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of e (e.ee e.e0), Smile: e e.ee, Glasses: ld Y-WATCH: 73-Male-Adult, Attention time : e out of 188 · (8.00 / 0.33 / e.ee), salle : e / 1.es, Glasse Y-WATCH: 73 -Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of 391 (e.ee / อ.se / e.ee), smile: e / 1.42, ld N-WATCH: 74 -Male-Young adult, Attention time : θ out of e- (0.00 / e.ee), smile: e / e.ee, Glasses: ld Y-WATCH: 74-Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of 188 . (e.ee / e.se / e.ee), smile: e / e.24, DID-FId Y-WATCH: 74 Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of 375 (e.e0/ e.33 e.ee), Sai: ee.16, Id Y-WATCH: 74 Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of 578 (e.ee 1 e.se 1 e.ee), Smile: e 1 e.64, ld Y-WATCH: 74 -Male-Young adult, Attention time : 203 out of 781 · (8.00 / θ,68 / e.ee), smile: e / 0.76 ld Y-WATCH: 74-Male-Young adult, Attention time : 4e6 out of 984·(8.0θ / e.67 / e.ee), smile: e / 0.96, TCP read Í-1 bytes putty.xe Change of stack at time 1493042114737 θ.46628685467292546RecipeLine2 . dummy ..> - Change of stack at tine 14930422133310.46628685467202546Recipeline2. dummy Checking expiration for stats-hour2017-04-24 15 * Checking expiration for stats-full-hour-screen2817-04-24 15 * Checking expiration for stats-full-hour-ads2017-04-24 15 * Checking expiration for stats-full-hour-files2017-84-24 15 " Checking expiration for stats-day2017-04-24 HOUR . Tine: 1493042400e86 . 2017-04-24_16-e). DE LE TE-ALL Change of stack at time 14930424 17996 · --> e.46628685467202546RecipeLine2. dummy <p><a href="http://scifiseries.tumblr.com/post/160532334854/a-crashed-advertisement-reveals-facial-recognition" class="tumblr_blog">scifiseries</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A crashed advertisement reveals facial recognition software being used by a local pizza shop.</p></blockquote>
Pizza, Tumblr, and Blog: Id Y-WATCH: 69 Female-Young adult, Attention time: 2015 out of 4218 (e.ee / e.se / e.ee), Saile:e
 No
 e 1 2.8e, Glasses: No
 Y-WATCH: 7e Female-Young adult, Attention time: 406 out of 406 (e.ee 1.ee / e.00), Smile: e /
 Id Y-VATCH: 71 - Male-Young adult, Attention time: 234 out of 234 (e.ee 1.ee e.ee), Smile: e
 td Y-WATCH: 71 Hale-Young adult, Attention time: 406 out of 40 (e.ee 1.ee / e.ee), Saile: e1 1
 d Y-WATCH: 71-Hale-Adult, Attention time: 6es out of бе9 (e.ee / e.67 / e.ee), sale: e / Lee, Gi
 .Id N-WATCH: 72 · Hale-Young adult, Attention time : e out of e- (e.ee / e.ee), salle: e / e.ee,
 Id Y-WATCH: 72 Male-Adult, Attention time: e out of 297 (e.0ee.5 e.00), Smile: e / e.82, Glass
 ℡mld Y-WATCH: 72-Male-Young adult, Attention time : 93 out of 398-(6.00 / e.677 e-ee), saile e/1,2
 ld Y-WATCH: 72 -Male-Adult, Attention time : 93 out of 593 (8.00 / e.se / e.ee), saile: e / e.95, Gla
 Id Y-WATCH: 72 Hale-Adult, Attention tine: 265 out of 765 (.00 e.6e e.e0), Smile: e/ 1.48, Gla
 d Y-WATCH: 72 Male-Young adult, Attention time: 484 out of 984 (e.ee / e.67/ e.ee), Smile: 1.8
 . .Id N-WATCH: 73
 Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of e (e.ee / e.ee), Saile
 Id N-WATCH: 73 Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of e (e.ee e.e0), Smile: e e.ee, Glasses:
 ld Y-WATCH: 73-Male-Adult, Attention time : e out of 188 · (8.00 / 0.33 / e.ee), salle : e / 1.es, Glasse
 Y-WATCH: 73 -Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of 391 (e.ee / อ.se / e.ee), smile: e / 1.42,
 ld N-WATCH: 74 -Male-Young adult, Attention time : θ out of e- (0.00 / e.ee), smile: e / e.ee, Glasses:
 ld Y-WATCH: 74-Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of 188 . (e.ee / e.se / e.ee), smile: e / e.24,
 DID-FId Y-WATCH: 74 Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of 375 (e.e0/ e.33 e.ee), Sai: ee.16,
 Id Y-WATCH: 74 Male-Young adult, Attention time: e out of 578 (e.ee 1 e.se 1 e.ee), Smile: e 1 e.64,
 ld Y-WATCH: 74 -Male-Young adult, Attention time : 203 out of 781 · (8.00 / θ,68 / e.ee), smile: e / 0.76
 ld Y-WATCH: 74-Male-Young adult, Attention time : 4e6 out of 984·(8.0θ / e.67 / e.ee), smile: e / 0.96,
 TCP read Í-1 bytes
 putty.xe Change of stack at time 1493042114737
 θ.46628685467292546RecipeLine2 . dummy
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 Change of stack at tine 14930422133310.46628685467202546Recipeline2. dummy
 Checking expiration for stats-hour2017-04-24 15
 * Checking expiration for stats-full-hour-screen2817-04-24 15
 * Checking expiration for stats-full-hour-ads2017-04-24 15
 * Checking expiration for stats-full-hour-files2017-84-24 15
 " Checking expiration for stats-day2017-04-24
 HOUR . Tine: 1493042400e86 . 2017-04-24_16-e). DE LE TE-ALL
 Change of stack at time 14930424 17996 · --> e.46628685467202546RecipeLine2. dummy
<p><a href="http://scifiseries.tumblr.com/post/160532334854/a-crashed-advertisement-reveals-facial-recognition" class="tumblr_blog">scifiseries</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>A crashed advertisement reveals facial recognition software being used by a local pizza shop.</p></blockquote>

scifiseries: A crashed advertisement reveals facial recognition software being used by a local pizza shop.