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Candy, Dank, and Fucking: Remove Toilets From Coke Rooms 936 have signed. Let's get to 1,000! Fucking Sober started this petition to President Donald J. Trump and 4 others Whenever I go into the cocaine room there's always some sick fuck taking a shit and ruining the experience of my nose candy I get high on poop by AnargoGold MORE MEMES

I get high on poop by AnargoGold MORE MEMES

Net, Href, and Stop: Stop taking care of everyone but yourself. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Funny, A Picture, and Down: me taking a picture of my pancakes then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn't paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes why is this so goddamn funny 🥞

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I got one upped

Life, Run, and Front Row: DREAM CHASER Mandy, 24 Stand Up Comedian By Day at Pirate. UCCS less than a mile away Disclaimer: I dont have legs, but dont worry- I'm taking it in stride. Just roll with it okay? My life was a trainwreck (literally hit by fing train), here's some awesome ber from it: Il never run away from you Front row parking They see me rollin’

They see me rollin’

Life, Best, and Focus: I'm not better than anyone My focus is just different. 💯My focus is about building my best life and sharing it with those with the same focus. find people you can grow/build with while still taking your individual directions. #stacirenae

💯My focus is about building my best life and sharing it with those with the same focus. find people you can grow/build with while still taki...

Pictures, Time, and Old: this is the cutest thing ever Dorites My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him https://t.co/sCFSOf8FQq

https://t.co/sCFSOf8FQq

Crocs, Fedora, and Fuck: Mickayla Today 12:24 p.m. Hey Mickayla, lets sext! I'll start *Alexa, play Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye* *clears throat* Hey babe, I'll take my fedora off if you take those pink crocs off pardon the fuck out of me It's ok, it's my first time taking my fedora off too I'm scared but also excited Sent She actually had pink crocs in her photos

She actually had pink crocs in her photos

Fall, Book, and Happy: CAPT. MARVEL STORY BOOK YOU'RE ALL RIGHT BILLY! YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT BY YOUR FALL FROM THE JEEP, BUT DR. CUCHIN IS TAKING CARE OF YOU NOw! BILLY FOUND HIMSELF ON A TABLE IN THE HOSPITAL TENT ニニニニニココ== ==ニ::= ニニ- 0000 Does your insurance cover a happy ending?

Does your insurance cover a happy ending?

Food, Gif, and McDonalds: Cory Coots Yesterday at 4:53 PM Some woman flipped me off and honked in the McDonald's drive thru because I was taking too long to order. So I paid for her food.... Then when I got to the food window I showed them both receipts and took her food. I paid for it. It's mine. Not today, Satan ch-llmonger: 64-bitsims:

ch-llmonger: 64-bitsims:

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Tik Tok @brittanyt445 theshitneyspears: 14 year old me taking a sip of vodka for the first time

theshitneyspears: 14 year old me taking a sip of vodka for the first time

Dating, Life, and Movies: indie @INDIEWASHERE 7h movies really had me thinking that my teenage years were going to be wild parties, constant dating, that once scene in a car w indie music playing and the best time of my life but it was just me taking depression naps after school and not doing homework Why do you come into my home and beat me with a broom?

Why do you come into my home and beat me with a broom?

Clothes, Girl, and Lying: Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

Facebook, Old Woman, and Pressure: 7:36 AM l Verizon facebook.com Mobile Uploads "I was 13 years old, trying to teach my 6 year old sister how to dive into a swimming pool from the side of the pool. It was taking quite a while as my sister was really nervous about it. We were at a big, public pool, and nearby there was a woman, about 75 years old, slowly swimming laps. Occasionally she would stop and watch us. Finally she swam over to us just when I was really putting the pressure on, trying to get my sister to try the dive, and my sister was shouting, "but I'm afraid!! I'm so afraid!!" The old woman looked at my sister, raised her fist defiantly in the air and said, "So be afraid! And then do it anyway!" That was 35 years ago and I have never forgotten it. It was a revelation - it's not about being unafraid. It's about being afraid and doing it anyway." Here to Help art never comes fro happiness Mobile Uploads Apr 26 View Full Size More Options Fear and bravery

Fear and bravery

Facebook, Old Woman, and Pressure: 7:36 AM l Verizon facebook.com Mobile Uploads "I was 13 years old, trying to teach my 6 year old sister how to dive into a swimming pool from the side of the pool. It was taking quite a while as my sister was really nervous about it. We were at a big, public pool, and nearby there was a woman, about 75 years old, slowly swimming laps. Occasionally she would stop and watch us. Finally she swam over to us just when I was really putting the pressure on, trying to get my sister to try the dive, and my sister was shouting, "but I'm afraid!! I'm so afraid!!" The old woman looked at my sister, raised her fist defiantly in the air and said, "So be afraid! And then do it anyway!" That was 35 years ago and I have never forgotten it. It was a revelation - it's not about being unafraid. It's about being afraid and doing it anyway." Here to Help art never comes fro happiness Mobile Uploads Apr 26 View Full Size More Options Fear and bravery via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/304rc4q

Fear and bravery via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/304rc4q

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Tik Tok @brittanyt445 theshitneyspears:14 year old me taking a sip of vodka for the first time

theshitneyspears:14 year old me taking a sip of vodka for the first time

Animals, Dad, and Fake: When I was younger I'd put my arms in my shirt and tola people I lost my arms. I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. I would sleep with all the stuffea animals so none of them would get offended. I had that one pen with 6 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. I poured my soda into the cap and acting like I was taking shots. I would wait behind a door to scare someone, but soon leave because they were taking too long or I had to pee. I would fake being asleep, so my dad would carry me to bea. I used to think that the moon followed my car. I would watch those two drops of rain roll down window and pretend it was a race. I used to swallow fruit seeds and get scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? What were we thinking? https://t.co/TUYJ21POWC

https://t.co/TUYJ21POWC

Shit, Too Much, and Move: People want a movement but nobody wants to move. a QWORLDSTAR “Too many people talk too much instead of taking action...start movin b...make shit happen...” 💯 @QWorldstar #PositiveVibes https://t.co/tRFw0NC62l

“Too many people talk too much instead of taking action...start movin b...make shit happen...” 💯 @QWorldstar #PositiveVibes https://t.co/tRF...

Iphone, School, and Twitter: Asia @AsiaDNYC Taking my husband's last name doesn't mean I'm not a feminist it means I don't want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again 12:48 p.m. 05 Aug. 19 Twitter for iPhone .

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Af, Funny, and Tumblr: skeleton-kiid: zach-eats-tacos: skeleton-kiid: haisepunmaster: skeleton-kiid: eating-out-kaneki: skeleton-kiid: i currently have 7 empty notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them suggestions? put spaghetti in it i am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you put spaghetti in it i am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you put spaghetti in it i am no longer taking suggestions Source: voidriku-was-an-okay-blogger-but #follow your president on 255,107 notes 18 Tumblr Responses That Are Just Funny AF

18 Tumblr Responses That Are Just Funny AF

Sports, Stephen, and Stephen A. Smith: Stephen A Smith looks like the guy who hums “Lean On Me” while taking the elevator. https://t.co/2Y9SJKtEZX

Stephen A Smith looks like the guy who hums “Lean On Me” while taking the elevator. https://t.co/2Y9SJKtEZX

Dad, God, and Hungry: - Dad, I'm tired of taking care of my brother - Look son, 230 kg in leg extension I'm a god. - I'm hungry dad. - I'm handsome

Dank, Food, and McDonalds: Cory Coots Yesterday at 4:53 PM Some woman flipped me off and honked in the McDonald's drive thru because I was taking too long to order. So I paid for her food.. Then when I got to the food window I showed them both receipts and took her food. I paid for it. It's mine. Not today, Satan

Bad, Bad Boys, and Cookies: charlesoberonn The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand. charlesoberonn She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the overn aphony-cree But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle* Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger* This is a Greek comedy I could get behind obaewankenope What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield adspexi thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he's invulnerable all over ifunny.co

Video Games, Games, and Video: Me taking care of "Video Games Cause violence" my fields Heathens. https://t.co/IazFGD0eir

Heathens. https://t.co/IazFGD0eir

Guns, Control, and Work: @realDonald... .1h Donald J. Trump Serious discussions are taking place between House and Senate leadership on meaningful Background Checks. I have also been speaking to the NRA, and others, so that their very strong views can be fully represented and respected. Guns should not be placed in the hands of.... Donald J. Trump @realDonald... .1h ...mentally ill or deranged people. I am the biggest Second Amendment person there is, but we all must work together for the good and safety of our Country. Common sense things can be done that are good for everyone! #PresidentTrump had this to say in regards to gun control this morning...thoughts? 👇🤔 https://t.co/qhyleNRgD9

#PresidentTrump had this to say in regards to gun control this morning...thoughts? 👇🤔 https://t.co/qhyleNRgD9

Fall, Taurus, and April: TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) It's a Taurus Thing Taurus: Remember that taking care of yourself is your top priority. You can't keep up on your responsibilities if you aren't feeling 100%. You have habit pushing yourself too hard and don't know exactly when to fall back. ZodiacThing.com

Gta V, Gta, and Photo: FFind a suitable subject for your photo Taking the perfect photograph in GTA V https://t.co/BU45YmFXoK

Taking the perfect photograph in GTA V https://t.co/BU45YmFXoK

Fucking, Love, and Star Wars: What's the worst pet to have? 5% Dog 7% Cat 88% A kid I love democracy Honestly fucking hate taking the worst pet for a walk

Honestly fucking hate taking the worst pet for a walk

Funny, Lol, and Meme: @cnnnews Military officials say that they aren't taking the Area 51 threat seriously because "millennials are too depressed to get out of bed Evess #funny #meme #memes #area51 #stormarea51 #hilarious #funnymemes #relatable #lol #relatablememes

#funny #meme #memes #area51 #stormarea51 #hilarious #funnymemes #relatable #lol #relatablememes

Beautiful, Love, and Memes: LEFT CT 12 Taking advantage of the beautiful day Nap Me i love naps 😂

i love naps 😂

Cute, Future, and God: Anonymous said: these boys are so cute together, Gil just being the caring loving husband taking care of Roddy and cuddling up to him, it's so pure Anonymous said: Roderich passing out and Gilbert all "oh my god my future husband is dying" ask-art-student-prussia: babeysick!m/a 7/10

ask-art-student-prussia: babeysick!m/a 7/10

Tumblr, Millennials, and Blog: C @cnnnews Military officials say that they aren't taking the Area 51 threat seriously because "millennials are too depressed to get out of bed" I Gvess srsfunny:Posted From Bed…

srsfunny:Posted From Bed…

Break, Thought, and Area 51: When you go to the bathroom in Area 51 and see handsoap that kills 100% of bacteria And you thought youd be missing out on the loot by taking a break

And you thought youd be missing out on the loot by taking a break

Being Alone, Bad, and Children: Toxic mothers are just as bad as absent fathers, but ya'll not ready for that discussion yet. charityforrichpeople: proud-anti-sjw-girl: hominishostilis: noelleian: rarestsparkle: maybe some mothers are toxic because they are burnt out from doing it all alone because of absent fathers “Sorry I abused you, honey, but I was mad about your dad taking off and I had to take it out on someone so it’s really not my fault UwU” Some people???? Abuse children???? To COPE??? Yeaaah no Fuck that narrative. You don’t abuse children because ,“muh stress” Hey everyone, she admitted that she misspoke earlier and apologized. My mom is a abusive piece of shit and Id prefer her absent

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Blue, Box Office, and Congratulations: Matt McDaniel Follow @themattmcd Congratulations to the Green Zoe Saldana movie for taking the top box office spot from the Blue Zoe Saldana movie. 6:12 AM 21 Jul 2019 523 Retweets 2,030 Likes She was always going to win

She was always going to win

Aww, Cricket, and Bath: 8:38 cricket 91% LETS TAKE A BATH ON A toaster 19 i Tike taking baths with people :) x Aww, it just want to take a bath together.

Aww, it just want to take a bath together.

Love, Net, and You: You kept taking little pieces of me until there wasn't anything left to love you with -Lm https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

You, Were, and Die: If we die, we're taking you with us.

Beard, Church, and Community: Generalissimo Justice is flying to SDCC @QueenAnitaCox Imagine the neckbeard INCELS in a basement in Kentuckey creating this Everglade Angels comic: "Remember the 90S Blake?! Tits were bigger then, draw them bigger!" Educated people will not buy this garbage Good luck selling this, Trump Bros! Idiot customers await! CADE ELS Thread Blake Northcott @BlakeNorthcott Thank you for your assessment of my new graphic novel. Perhaps I can help you with some fact checking, though. We are not 'Trump bros'. Neither myself nor my cover artist have ever voted in an American election. I'm Canadian, and the artist is Italian. /1 Generalissimo Justice is flying to SDCC @QueenAnitaCox Imagine the neckbeard INCELS in a basement in Kentuckey creating this Everglade Angels comic: "Remember the 90S Blake?! Tits were bigger then, draw them bigger!" Educated people will not buy this garbage Good luck selling this, Trump Bros! Idiot customers await! Thread Blake Northcott @BlakeNorthcott Neither of us live in subterranean dwellings, and to the best of my knowledge, neither of us have ever grown a beard - neck or otherwise. I've tried to grow one several times. The results have been rather disappointing. /2 8:27 pm 20 Jul 2019 Twitter Web App i View Tweet activity Blake Northcott @BlakeNorthcott And since my name is Blake, it's sometimes confusing to new readers - I'm not a 'dude' or a 'bro' I'm the one on the left. And my cover artist, Leila Leiz, is on the right. As you can see: both beardless. And both above ground! /3 8:27 pm 20 Jul 2019 Twitter Web App Blake Northcott @BlakeNorthcott Appreciate the Retweet of the cover art, though. You left out the URL EvergladeAngels.com Tell your 4 followers to check it out Love and hugs, Blake PS: It's spelled 'Kentucky'. You're an educated person, you should know that. PPS: The 90s and tits are both rad. /4 SEROM THE CREATOR OF HAPPYDEATH DAY, THEAUTHOR OF THE'NORTH VALLEY GRIMOIRE& THE ARTIST FROM RAT QUEENS CADE ELS celticpyro: peliaosfiendline: celticpyro: derpomatic: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: why do these people hate big tits and pretty women all of a sudden I’m a 46DD - I like me some representation! The naturally big-titted community needs love, too! its kinda disheartening and surprising how often I hear that kinda stuff from you ladies The Stevens Universes are at it again.worst fandom on the net, but also “progressive” so it’s ignored by the same media that goes after bronies. Can’t believe she handed this guy an L. Sadly, instead of Taking the L, this is what they’ve gone and done

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Bulbasaur, Tumblr, and Blog: Vi bulbasaur-propaganda: Bulbasaur taking care of a baby Squirtle because it was afraid and Oak explains how awesome Bulbasaur is. See? You don’t need shades to be cool 😎

bulbasaur-propaganda: Bulbasaur taking care of a baby Squirtle because it was afraid and Oak explains how awesome Bulbasaur is. See? You...

Love, Best, and Focus: "Promise yourself things will change this time, and you will start taking care of yourself. Promise yourself you will start eating healthier and taking care of your body. Promise yourself you will make sure you get enough sleep and you will focus on thoughts that build you up instead of thoughts that tear you down and eat you up inside. Promise to be gentle and kind to yourself, and to remind yourself that you are doing the best you can, and although you are still growing and improving, in this very moment, you are enough. And promise yourself you will learn to love yourself enough to keep the promises you make to yourself."

Good, Sad, and Can: John @Jphilippides_ therapist: and what do we say when we feel this way? me: don't be sad. because sad backwards is das. And das not good. Therapist: *taking notes* can l use that das not good

das not good

Dank, Memes, and Target: John @Jphilippides_ therapist: and what do we say when we feel this way? me: don't be sad. because sad backwards is das. And das not good. Therapist: *taking notes* can l use that das not good by Thezeroalpha MORE MEMES

das not good by Thezeroalpha MORE MEMES

Power, Dark, and Trace: TRACE @Tracceeeee When you planned on taking a 30 min power nap, but wake up 4 hours later and it's all dark outside

Millennials, Military, and Area 51: @cnnnews Military officials say that they aren't taking Area 51 threat seriously because "millennials are too depressed to get out of bed" OMW TO AREA 51 Modern solutions

Modern solutions

Bloodline, Kids, and Assertive: III @klimtsonian 18h addie "i don't think i'll have kids" -plain -invites arguments "this bloodline dies with me" -assertive -metal as hell -implies you're taking on a great and noble burden which allows no arguments 404 L143K 131K Meirl

Meirl

Bloodline, Kids, and Assertive: addie @klimtsonian "i don't think i'll have kids" plain -invites arguments "this bloodline dies with me" -assertive -metal as hell -implies you're taking on a great and noble burden which allows no arguments Metal

Metal

Millennials, Military, and Never: @cnnnews Military officials say that they aren't taking the Area 51 threat seriously because "millennials are too depressed to get out of bed" Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with. Im a millennial 😓

Im a millennial 😓

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