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Being Alone, Arguing, and Dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious. I don't deserve Jared. today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com Jared is dat dude

Jared is dat dude

Drake, Fire, and Gym: NICK CANNON SAYS HE'D WHOOP KANYE IN A FIGHT BUT DRAKE VS KANYE IS A DIFFRENT STORY @rap On his latest interview with BET’s “Raq Rants”, The ‘Wild N Out” host ‘Nick Cannon’ spoke about Kanye West and Drake.⁣ -⁣ Nick stated that if it ever came down to it, he’d beat Kanye West in fight because of the great condition his in right now and also pointed at his gym as further evidence of physical advantage.⁣ -⁣ Nick also said that if Kanye and Drake was to fight, in his opinion, Kanye would come out on top because “he’s got more fire”,⁣ ⁣ “Drake ain’t built like that, he ain’t got that fire in em”.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @montyimages ⁣ ⁣ ⁣

On his latest interview with BET’s “Raq Rants”, The ‘Wild N Out” host ‘Nick Cannon’ spoke about Kanye West and Drake.⁣ -⁣ Nick stated that i...

Family, Memes, and aol.com: Aol.com @lukasbattle What's the most fcked up story you have of your family? Mine is when my brothers and sisters duct taped my little brother to a poll in our basement and left him there for hours and we would periodically walk down to feed him dry lucky charms and water One time I covered my sister in vinaigrette (tag a sibling)

One time I covered my sister in vinaigrette (tag a sibling)

Crazy, Book, and Classical Art: When you're on your 8th damn tnat' s crazy and tney are still telling you their story CLASSICAL ARTMEMES book.cop/classicalartmemes face

Fucking, Life, and School: DONNY CATES. @Doncates , Dec 11 I promise you dont really want to read a book where Eddie is doing fine and everything is awesome and everyone is happy. That book is boring and you will not like that book Or maybe you would. I dunno. I'm not writing that book symbisexual-disaster:*glances wearily at my 5,000 bookmarked fics in which everything is awesome and everyone is happy* Honestly this just shows what a shallow understanding of story writing he has and I don’t know how he got to become a writer as a result of this.Conflict makes a story interesting but it’s pretty clear that a) he only has 1 idea of conflict (tragedy) and b) he sees no room for character growth (because anything other than tragedy is considered boring and irrelevant and therefore we never see characters put into different situations and he doesn’t have to write them react to anything other than tragedy).Showing Eddie and Venom doing well doesn’t even have to be the whole series (honestly I’d find that pretty boring too after several issues as much as I want to see Eddie and Venom grocery shopping or going to the farmer’s market). The point of doing so is a) character development and b) a break in the storyline from any current conflict. As much as peace/ trivial aspects of Eddie’s life will get boring after several issues, so will conflict. I’m really tired of seeing overblown issues left right and centre and absolutely no pause given to Eddie’s development (not to mention he’s regressing because of shitty writing).That one scene where Eddie’s speaking to V but seemingly himself when he’s eating noodles and V’s asking for a bloody steak? That’s the kind of shit I’m talking about. It’s literally 2 pages of Eddie speaking to himself, being very kind to V, then snapping back at a stranger who’s weirded out by him and he and V then proceed to have a conversation about innocence and stupidity. Not only does this show Eddie’s a dick in day-to-day life which contrasts with his ideas of being a good person and saving the innocent, it also shows V’s basic (but forming) ideas about human characteristics and personalities and Eddie has to do his best to help V understand innocent =/= stupid. That’s all it fucking took! 2 pages of a regular conversation between Eddie and V! Then you can get back to whatever conflict is happening!Donny Cates never graduated from the school of ‘I like these characters and I’m going to make them suffer’ and it shows.

symbisexual-disaster:*glances wearily at my 5,000 bookmarked fics in which everything is awesome and everyone is happy* Honestly this just ...

Instagram, Wednesday, and Hot: Chandra Marie Wednesday at 7:40 PM Surviving the Hot comb as a child I'm ready to tell my STORY!! #imavictim 926 S K 16,301 shares 𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄: @𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗰_𝗠 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 ❄️ 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺:@𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘇𝘇𝘆𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 🦋

𝗙𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄: @𝗧𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗰_𝗠 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 ❄️ 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺:@𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘇𝘇𝘆𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 🦋

Comparison, Story, and Different: YoUR STORY IS UNIQUE & So So DIFFERENT. NOT WoRTH Y of COMPARIsoN

Dank, Head, and Magic: story ideas ir your head much adventuen 50 such magic (0 story ideas when you tell someone It was a dark and stormy night.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Beautiful, Birthday, and Dating: " happy birthday beautiful" ILITERALLY cannot imagine dating or going to school w attractive ppl they better be dating cuz this is a better love story than twilight via: @janessamillan

they better be dating cuz this is a better love story than twilight via: @janessamillan

Life, Sleep, and Story of My Life: MORNING: want to sleep AFTERNOON: dying to sleep NIGHT: can't sleep Story of my life 😭

Story of my life 😭

Bless Up, England, and Fam: Stella, 8 weeks old, 10/10 would pet again Photographed on Newberry Street in Boston as Stella was being walked for the first time by her human <— THIS IS THE REAL STORY FAM SEE THIS SOME FAIRY TALE ISHT BRUV 😂. “Met this lovely pup named Willa whilst casually strolling down Piccadilly in London as I sipped Lavender Earl Grey tea from a fine ceramic teacup and enjoyed England’s last remaining days of calm before our chaotic exit from the EU” OK I AM DONE WILDIN BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (pic: @adelemarie5678)

Photographed on Newberry Street in Boston as Stella was being walked for the first time by her human <— THIS IS THE REAL STORY FAM SEE THIS ...

Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs, and then she met this guy. He let her love all over him for 20 minutes and then afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you, sweet boy, for making her into the dog lover that she is! GIBBS NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories b...

Memes, True, and Delta: True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" Very good boy

Very good boy

Instagram, Buzzfeed, and Link: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed People Said This Instagram Influencer's "Tour" Was Fyre Fest 2 People Said This Instagram Influencer's "Tour" Was Fyre Fest 2. Here's Her Side Of The Story. buzzfeednews.com People have accused influencer Caroline Calloway of scamming her followers. 👉 Link in bio.

People have accused influencer Caroline Calloway of scamming her followers. 👉 Link in bio.

Complex, Friends, and Life: sonder n the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness--an epic story that continues invisibly around you bke an anthilt sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you'B never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an estra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway; as a lighted window at dusk http://iglovequotes.net/

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Shit, Tumblr, and Blog: MILES, WHO IS WHAT? THIS IS MY UNCLE PETER! PDNY SHIT pencilscratchins:miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

pencilscratchins:miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

Life, Memes, and Zombie: Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down NO LLYW Zombie boy

Zombie boy

Crime, Instagram, and Memes: Chris Harrigan 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC Guys this is the true crime story of the decade: Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best story I've ever heard. She had caught the train in from Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really eating them. He was just sort of letting them air. This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip every now and then - just enough to keep the birds interested, but not enough to sate them. It was frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It was like he was rearing them up for... something. Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when the train was about to leave. It happened. Right before the doors closed, the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium The next train stop was five minutes away. 💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

Jesus, Jesus Christ, and Story: Is this, like, the story of Jesus Christ? https://t.co/ZNvK48DqtI

https://t.co/ZNvK48DqtI

Memes, Toy Story, and Happy: If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses Who said stories always had happy endings?You need your required daily intake of memes! Follow @nochillmemes for help now!

Who said stories always had happy endings?You need your required daily intake of memes! Follow @nochillmemes for help now!

Bad, Dad, and Future: ajyoil: my dad just told me a story where this guy went out to start his tractor one morning and the battery was gone and someone left a note that said "i feel so bad for taking this bu my car broke down, l repay you in the future." and a couple weeks later in the mail he got a hand written letter a money order and 2 tickets to the superbowl so the mar took his wife out to the superbowl and when he got home they had stolen EVERYTHING in his house even the ceiling fans and the stove Plot twist 😭

Plot twist 😭

Smashing, Smash Mouth, and True: lacey @LazyMcFail damn smash mouth was right. the years start coming and they really don't stop coming caucasianscriptures: True story.

caucasianscriptures: True story.

Funny, Lmao, and Tag Someone: When you accidentally open a story of someone you don't follow... Lmao tag someone nosey

Lmao tag someone nosey

Dating, Instagram, and Soon...: He's always the first person to watch my Instagram story so he obviously likes me Delivered Well your mom is the first one to watch mine so like... not really We're launching a dating app and it's coming out SOOO soon. Go to the link in the bio to be the first to find out all the details! For every friend you sign up you'll get an additional entry to win a free international dream beach vaca!

We're launching a dating app and it's coming out SOOO soon. Go to the link in the bio to be the first to find out all the details! For every...

Crazy, Funny, and Shit: J @jadriene18 1h crazy that we live in such a fucked up society where we can't even say words, who gives a shit what we say, everyone is so sensitive Ari @arianawatsxn moral of the story...please dont use the word nigga if aren't a nigga Why they so offend bro

Why they so offend bro

Bless Up, Disney, and Lol: Found her seven years ago in the woods while hunting. She has been my main girl since Day1 Meet Dakota Stories like these are like Disney films to me bruv. Disney holla at me lemme write u a story about a Disney princess except the princess is a magical forest pupperina LET ME UPGRADE U DISNEY HECC AROUND WITH SMASH IMMA MAKE YA STOCK PRICE GO UP 📈 LOL BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Pic: reddit u-NauticalGuide72 - @finstoright)

Stories like these are like Disney films to me bruv. Disney holla at me lemme write u a story about a Disney princess except the princess is...

Love, Word, and Him: "I knew he didn't love me, but I adored him." ten word story e.m.c

Funny, Story, and Me Too: When you're telling a story and someone interrupts u like "oh that happened to me too" and start telling their story @MasiPopal 🙂 ok u talk

🙂 ok u talk

Bad, Beautiful, and Butt: AUG 3, 4:13 PM Your a married woman correct? If so l apologise for messages. If not then hey beautiful, seriously love ur red hair and skin and eyes like WOW. sorry can't resist a Tru red. Hope u have a good afternoon. I am married, but no worries. Have a good one! Good Lord ㊧㊧GD like bad bad chik, I'm done wit obsessive messages k, byebye #HOTMOMMY AUG 9, 2:29 PM I can't help telling u at least once a day but OMG, DAMMM ur just too dam finE perfect, like Im in love. I bet u have a bubble butt too huh lol, & topping it all off while wearing naughty librarian glasses, your red hair flowing down ur shoulders & like picturing u now wearing a full body onsie type pajama outfit with funny flap in the back lol opening it up to MILF before any chik on planet idk wy i can't control it I bc other Temales dont phase me but ive liked u since like 4ever...u should know ur amazina....ok please don't get lm done just needed to say that agairn some more.. 4get it my bad AUG 17, 10:45 PM ct 0000 Hot Tenor GIF Kevboard Reply GiF AUG 18, 12:02 AM STOP + Add to your story k my bad ur right I saw this dude in the grocery store not long after this and he went waaaay out of his way to avoid me.

I saw this dude in the grocery store not long after this and he went waaaay out of his way to avoid me.

Life, Love, and Memes: Do I love my job? No. But does it allow me to afford lavish vacations and buy anything I want? Also no. Story of my life. 😭😭😭

Story of my life. 😭😭😭

9gag, Memes, and Girl: Trashye @TrashyeWest Straight line: Dashed line: The IG story of a girl recapping her 2018: *immediately swipes to the next story*⠀ By TrashyeWest | TW⠀ -⠀ 2018recap newyear skip igstory 9gag

*immediately swipes to the next story*⠀ By TrashyeWest | TW⠀ -⠀ 2018recap newyear skip igstory 9gag

Animals, Books, and Love: Toys & Games Stuffed Animals & Plush Toys Stuffed Animals & Teddy Bears Aurora 8" Crab by Aurora Ann11 customer reviews Amazon's Choice for "crab stuffed animal" Price: $7.09 & FREE Shipping. Details Suitable for any and all ages. Made from the finest quality of materials for lasting love. 8" in size. Compare with similar items New (14) from $7.09 &FREE shipping prime Discover Prime Book Box for Kids pok boxi Story time just got better with Prime Book Box, a subscription that delivers editorially hand-picked children's books every 1, 2, or 3 months at 40% off List Price. Learn more Five Stars December 21, 2016 Verified Purchase Perfect!

Beautiful, Love, and True: Travel and tell no one, live a true love story and tell no one, live happily and tell no one, people ruin beautiful things. Khalil Jibran RELATIONGHP ti ES

Drunk, Memes, and School: sandra bullock's blindfold @ballerguy There was once a girl in my high school who filled a Dunkin' Donuts cup with a Loko and got so drunk DURING SCHOOL HOURS she pissed herself in Spanish class u may think people forget the story Jackie but I can assure you they!ll do! notlll No one has forgotten Jackie

No one has forgotten Jackie

Phone, Speaker, and Public: If you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side l am on.

Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes! This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!! and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: This Man Should Write A Novel

epicjohndoe: This Man Should Write A Novel

9gag, Barber, and Meme: joshjohn887 When ur barber messes up ur hair but u too nice to tell thenm that I’m uncomfortable. - Shout out to everyone who contributed to this meme. Think that you can caption this better? Stay tuned to our IG story for the next “Caption This”! - 📷 @polite_cat_olli - captionthis smilingcat 9gag

I’m uncomfortable. - Shout out to everyone who contributed to this meme. Think that you can caption this better? Stay tuned to our IG story ...

Bones, College, and Shit: cda555 11m Reminds me of a story I had forgotten. I had just graduated college. I occasionally skated to class. My Lero board was damn near perfect. It had all top tier parts, including Bones Swiss bearings. I never did tricks so there wasn't a scuff on it. A few days after graduation I pulled into my apartment parking spot, next to two boys (about 10 or 11). They both had skateboards, but one had a really shitty board with plastic truCks. The other Kid's board was a decent blank from Active. Well, the kid with the better board was being a dick saying stuff like "Gross, your board is a piece of shit" and "you can't even do stuff on it." I used to be that poor kid, with shitty plastic trucks. It hurt my heart to hear the taunting. So, I opened my trunk, grabbed my board, and as I walked by said "here you go." I've never seen such joy on a person's face He screamed "ARE YOU SERIOUS!" And held it straight out, staring at it. I confirmed it's his and he full blown hugged it. He was zooming around the parking lot with a grin. The other kid says to me "hey, do you have another board?" Me: nope. Sucks when your board is shittier than someone else's, doesn't it? Reply 3 BillNye-Kun . Now Freaking wholesome, world needs more people like you 1 Lets aspire to be this man via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2slpmwR

Lets aspire to be this man via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2slpmwR

Bones, College, and Shit: cda555 11m Reminds me of a story I had forgotten. I had just graduated college. I occasionally skated to class. My Lero board was damn near perfect. It had all top tier parts, including Bones Swiss bearings. I never did tricks so there wasn't a scuff on it. A few days after graduation I pulled into my apartment parking spot, next to two boys (about 10 or 11). They both had skateboards, but one had a really shitty board with plastic truCks. The other Kid's board was a decent blank from Active. Well, the kid with the better board was being a dick saying stuff like "Gross, your board is a piece of shit" and "you can't even do stuff on it." I used to be that poor kid, with shitty plastic trucks. It hurt my heart to hear the taunting. So, I opened my trunk, grabbed my board, and as I walked by said "here you go." I've never seen such joy on a person's face He screamed "ARE YOU SERIOUS!" And held it straight out, staring at it. I confirmed it's his and he full blown hugged it. He was zooming around the parking lot with a grin. The other kid says to me "hey, do you have another board?" Me: nope. Sucks when your board is shittier than someone else's, doesn't it? Reply 3 BillNye-Kun . Now Freaking wholesome, world needs more people like you 1 Lets aspire to be this man

Lets aspire to be this man

Logic, Love, and Memes: 1169 career1169 career points 1169 career points @nhl ref logic It was meant to be, the greatest love story of all time

It was meant to be, the greatest love story of all time

Chicago, Dad, and Friends: Eileen Webb @webmeadow Here's a true story about my dad. whenl was little, we were on a beach in Oregon and he found a message in a bottle. The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to senda postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled 6:11 PM- Jan 9, 2019 Twitter Web Client 3.8K Retweets 2.8KLikes Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Replying to @webmeadow It had very clearly been thrown in the ocean from the nearby crab docks. It probably traveled a whopping 1/2 mile before washing up in the sand. He decided to wait until we got back to California to send the postcard, so it would seem like the bottle floated all the way south. 3 t 39 O 1.1K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h The postcard ended by saying "I threw the bottle back in the ocean for someone else to find!" Then he shared the address with his brother, who sent a similar postcard from Seattle a few weeks later. His postcard ended the same way L 26 O 1.1K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h They did this for DECADES, sending postcards to this kid from all the places they traveled, always saying they were throwing the bottle back in the water. Mexico, Alaska, Boston, Florida, London! "I found it in the Thames!" 2 th 36 1.4K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Sometimes he'd recruit friends, so that the handwriting didn't always match. He sent that kid postcards from Chicago, from Paris, from landlocked towns in Wisconsin and Oklahoma. He kept the address in his wallet, though it didn't really matter because he'd memorized it long ago 2 th 26 1.4K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Somewhere out there a grown man from Tacoma has hundreds of postcards in my dad's scratchy handwriting. If there was a way he could do a good deed *while also being slightly mischievous*, he was all in. That's the kind of guy he was 112 O 6.3K I threw it back into the ocean

I threw it back into the ocean

Chicago, Dad, and Friends: Eileen Webb @webmeadow Here's a true story about my dad. whenl was little, we were on a beach in Oregon and he found a message in a bottle. The note contained an address, with a plea in a young boy's handwriting to senda postcard and let him know how far the bottle had traveled 6:11 PM- Jan 9, 2019 Twitter Web Client 3.8K Retweets 2.8KLikes Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Replying to @webmeadow It had very clearly been thrown in the ocean from the nearby crab docks. It probably traveled a whopping 1/2 mile before washing up in the sand. He decided to wait until we got back to California to send the postcard, so it would seem like the bottle floated all the way south. 3 t 39 O 1.1K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h The postcard ended by saying "I threw the bottle back in the ocean for someone else to find!" Then he shared the address with his brother, who sent a similar postcard from Seattle a few weeks later. His postcard ended the same way L 26 O 1.1K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h They did this for DECADES, sending postcards to this kid from all the places they traveled, always saying they were throwing the bottle back in the water. Mexico, Alaska, Boston, Florida, London! "I found it in the Thames!" 2 th 36 1.4K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Sometimes he'd recruit friends, so that the handwriting didn't always match. He sent that kid postcards from Chicago, from Paris, from landlocked towns in Wisconsin and Oklahoma. He kept the address in his wallet, though it didn't really matter because he'd memorized it long ago 2 th 26 1.4K Eileen Webb @webmeadow 20h Somewhere out there a grown man from Tacoma has hundreds of postcards in my dad's scratchy handwriting. If there was a way he could do a good deed *while also being slightly mischievous*, he was all in. That's the kind of guy he was 112 O 6.3K I threw it back into the ocean via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2FnD4Hi

I threw it back into the ocean via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2FnD4Hi

Lol, Sorry, and Subway: Me: Hey wha- Someone who studied abroad: Haha yeah l lived abroad for like a year and a half. It's just so different there than it is here. The tube...oh sorry I mean the subway, lol I still use the slang. ldk abroad changed me haha sad you've only lived here haha wow cool story

haha wow cool story

Funny, Life, and Memes: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me Aesarcasm, only (via twitter-dm for creds)

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Porn, Word, and Who: "Who hurt you?" "My own expectations." Six Word Story Word Porn

Life, Edit, and Story: "Your life is your story Write well Edit often. f!

Life, Memes, and Alcohol: When the alcohol hits and you're not shy anymore sa Letis get naked Story of my life!!!

Story of my life!!!

Baseball, Head, and Preacher: He wasn't wearing a helmet. He obviously wanted it. Raw Story @RawStory Preacher carrying 'you deserve to be raped' sign hit over the head by baseball bat- wielding woman ow.ly/tdnT30cuman

Love, Twilight, and Indianpeoplefacebook: /LaughingColours Demonetisation 8PM GST Law - Midnight Quota Bil 10 PM LAUGHING Modi Ji And Midnight Stl A Better Love Story Than Twilight

Jesus, Jesus Christ, and Story: - Is this, like the story of Jesus Christ? https://t.co/SvWg6ALt97

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