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Jesus, Fuck, and Who: The story of Angus Barbieri, who went 382 days without eating Jesus @TheRealJC What the fuck Made em look like a casual

Made em look like a casual

Word, Story, and Short Story: "In the end, we were better off apart." - An Eight Word Short Story.

Will, Pillow, and Suman: your pillow knows your story better than anyone ever will DIKSH A SUMAN

Future, Tumblr, and Blog: REVOLVER-D revolver-d: Gold, the Grand Martial Lord of the Old World, The Master of Sword without her armor.I wish I could tell the story about this Old World sometimes in the future.

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Tumblr, Blog, and Boy: - I know a story about a crow. - I hate your stories. I know a story about a boy who hated stories. grandma100 awesomesthesia: Babushka 100

awesomesthesia: Babushka 100

Beautiful, Crime, and Girls: Princess Qajar. A symbol of beauty in Persia. 13 young men killed themselves because she rejected them. bigsleevescollects: kyojinofbraveos: sighs….. Internet is back at it, again….. When someone says harem to people, these kind of paintings come up in people’s mind. L.F. Comerre. (1850 - 1916) But, people who drew these paintings, they are called orientalists, have never seen a harem because NO STRANGER WERE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE HAREM UNLESS THEY WANT TO LOSE THEIR HEAD. So they painted what they dreamt of, since they were grown up with Western beauty concepts, they painted Harem girls as what their culture accepted beautiful. BUT, at 19th century Persia, the Western beauty standards were not dominant. So of course, they had their own beauty standards and their own concept of beauty. The more masculine a woman was, more beautiful she was accepted. The opposite was also true for men. Women with heavy brows and faint mustaches considered so attractive that they were sometimes painted on or augmented with mascara and young beardless men with slim waists and delicate features. In 19th century portraits of lovers, the genders are barely distinguishable, identified only by their headgear. Young men without beards were the idols of beauty that time. Sexual mores and erotic sensibilities of 19th century Iran permitted homosexuality between these young men and older men. BUT, after Iran started to be more modern, aka more Westernized, this beauty standards were lost. West beauty standards started to be more dominant and homosexuality was no longer permitted. Today, it is a crime to be homosexual at Iran. This book, women with mustaches and men without beards, is about the beauty standards of Persia at Qajar dynasty. If you are interested, you can buy it and read. HERE is an interview with the author, Afsaneh Najmabadi. At that time, Qajar princess was considered beautiful. Today, uncultured internet memers are making fun of her. Shame @ all of you. EDIT: That’s not Pricess Qajar ffs….. Qajar is the name of dynasty, not the princess…. Her name is Zahra Khanom Tadj es-Saltaneh, she was the daughter of the King of Persia in the early 19th century. Not to forget that she had a university education.

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Facts, I Bet, and Free: If I offered you $100,000 to jump from a plar without parachute, would you do it?... I bet you would say no! But what if I told you that the plane was in the ground? Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth Grow Invest I would jump for free if the plane was in the air Like Comment 9 minutes ago

Crying, Not Crying, and Sorry: m sorry |Do you have a magic spell to return Someone Why dent you ife? tell me about them? oh No. Will that bring them back? For us. For a little While different Stories are a Knd of megic. mna Twistwood Aug 31 at 12:18 AM. A short story i drew based on words by A Small Fiction on twitter. awesomacious: I’m not crying, you’re crying

awesomacious: I’m not crying, you’re crying

Apparently, Beard, and Community: Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g Okay, let me tell you about my friend Jose. Jose is AMAB, 6'5" and built like a linebacker, with lots of visible tattoos. They're trying to grow a beard but the genes for it aren't quite there so for now it's Quentin Collins-style mutton chops. /1 big lumberjack 12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1.8K Likes 657 Retweets > Topher? Is thata thing? @topher_g 5h Replying to@topher_g Jose is a master of wearing just enough eyeliner to make you question whether they're wearing eyeliner or just have really pretty eyes. But in general if you saw them on the street you'd likely think "that is a big scary looking dude." /2 2 t 16 882 Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h Jose is non-binary (And pansexual but that's not important to the story) and uses singular "they." /3 2 ti 19 897 Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h Yesterday Jose was excited to go to a local meetup for Latinx "women and nonbinary people" because they were hoping to make some friends/community connections. /4 2 ti 35 925 Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h I spent an hour last night at Jose's apartment with them literally crying on my shoulder because they were told they weren't welcome at the meeting. /5 4 ti 39 1K Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g 5h Someone there told them when they said "women and nonbinary people" what they actually meant was "women, and women who identify as nonbinary." That's apparently an actual quote. /6 O 24 t1138 1.4K Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g Someone there told them when they said "women and nonbinary people" what they actually meant was "women, and women who identify as nonbinary." That's apparently an actual quote. /6 12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 138 Retweets 1.4K Likes Topher? Is that a thing? @topher_g I have always had issues with the phrase "women and nonbinary" but today I am LIVID that my friend went looking for community and allies and basically got rejected for not being some waify androgyne. /7 12:42 PM Aug 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.3K Likes 178 Retweets droideka-exe: NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite link to thread

droideka-exe: NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite link to thread

4chan, Friends, and Life: Following @bart_smith There's no more 2018 a story thana furry getting an internship at NASA and then immediately losing it after telling Homer Hickam to suck their dick and balls Naomi H @NaomiH_official -22h EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I GOT ACCEPTED FOR A NASA INTERNSHIP 158 t129 3 447 Homer Hickam @HomerHickam 3h Language 3 Naomi H @NaomiH_official 2h Suck my dick and balls I'm working at NASA С 65 Homer Hickam @HomerHickam 2h And I am on the National Space Council that oversees NASA. 28 2:57 PM - 21 Aug 2018 fireandlifeincarnate: adulthoodisokay: great-tweets: twitter is incredible oh man: she didn’t lose her internship because “her friends” used a hashtag, she lost it because a bunch of 4chan fuckers found out she’s trans and decided to doxx her and harass her employer about the ~image~ she was sending. like this wasn’t her public face account, she wasn’t spouting racist garbage, she mistook someone in her mentions for one of the randos she gets regularly harassed by (because, yknow, if someone tweets “language” at you on twitter, 99.9% of the time they’re not actually concerned for you) and transphobes used the opportunity to fuck up her life. it’s great that hickam is behind her on this but a lot of people are sharing this and laughing at how hilarious it is that “a furry got fired for swearing”, which is the smokescreen being used to cover how this was doxxing a trans woman to ruin her potential career

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College, Pussy, and Too Much: August 18th 2005 Kevin's College Tips Tip #7 For MAD Pussy in College STEP 1: Enroll in History Of Women STEP 2: First Day, Raise your Hand STEP 3: Say "I just want to say that I think history is too much of His Story I'm here for HERstory I look forward to a great class." STEP 4: Sit Down STEP 5: Collect Panties

Family, Future, and Phone: MA@K H0%û5 @markhoppus True story. I'm flying right now but through wifi and an app on my phone I'm honking the horn on my car back home to annoy my family. espadacosmica the future is now The future is now

The future is now

Ass, Click, and Energy: Portia Moemedi Follow @PortiaMoemedi Best thing I have read today innabitots Female chief in Malawi breaks up 850 child marriages and sends girls back to school NEWS 10:34 PM - 17 Dec 2018 13,017 Retweets 23,993 Likes aly Follow @AFRODREAMBOY Respect her and say her name: Theresa Kachindamoto. Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi Female chief in Melawi breaks Best thing I have read today up 850 child marnieges and sends gils beck to school Show this thread 8:53 AM - 19 Dec 2018 33,209 Retweets 77,679 Likes hot-chubbies-with-cheese: cocoartistwrites: stained-glass-rose: taramaclaywasaterf: thatpettyblackgirl: This is powerful. BlackGirlsMagic This is a real queen I know I say this every time, but I’m saying it again: THEY DONT PUT NAMES IN HEADLINES UNLESS ITS AN INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE NAME. They’re not being disrespectful. That’s just how headlines work. They’re not gonna write “John Smith Saves Toddler From a Well” they’re gonna write “Pennsylvania Man Saves Toddler From Well” and then put his name in the article. Most people aren’t gonna click a link/continue reading an article that says John Smith, because who the fuck is that, and why do I care about him? Now, if it was, like, Kim Kardashian saving a kid from a well, you bet your ass they’re gonna put her name in the headline. That’s clickbait GOLD. Her name is instantly recognizable. We know who she is, and we wanna read on. Again, I’m saying this because, if we focus on the headline not saying Theresa’s name…it completely detracts the focus off the fact that this woman is a damn hero. We’re more upset and angry that she’s been “disrespected” (even though she hasn’t) by the, like, first rule of writing headlines, instead of saying “hey, she is saving these young girl’s lives, how can we help her?” Basically, share the article. Spread her message, share her story, and make Theresa’s name so goddamn well known that the next article that’s written about her WILL have her name in the headline. Also @ anyone who says “why don’t they say their name!!!!” Consider this: If you actually click on the damn thing and READ the article, I can guarantee you will learn the person’s name. It WILL be within the body of the article itself. So why are y’all acting like it’s a big mystery/ they’re deliberately erasing them or something? Aren’t you reading the article? If it really was so important to you, it shouldn’t take more than 5 minutes to read and learn her name, instead of you know, sharing it without reading it for woke points. 👀👀👀👀👀 Hello I’m a journalist and this is exactly right. Names are news but only if people know them already. I’m so tired of seeing this all the time. It’s a completely nonsense thing to get mad about. Put your energy into something more important - like calling the media out for not covering enough of this. But not for not putting an unknown woman in a headline. QUEEN

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Being Alone, Home Alone, and Home: Saint Bob Payne @readyforpayne Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day you will be able to do whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone >

Hit 'Em, Free, and Moment: It's your story Feel free to hit 'em with a plot twist at any moment

PlayStation, Spider, and SpiderMan: Larry Gallagher: Habitual Li... .10h Goal achieved. He finally hit a full 100% on all parts of #SpiderManPS4 ...thanks for the fun experience @PlayStation and @insomniacgames 16607/ 25000 XP DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT-Check back often for updates Main Story 100% The Heist 100% ACTIVE Turf Wars 100% Silver Lining 100% HSOURCES 281 44 LarsKusanagi @LarsMasters 10h Kid, you are now worthy to inherit the name: Spider-Man :) 20 1 Avenge the spider-man @The... .9h He looks 7 4 1 Jefferson Potts @PrimeTEN 8h Che Furnace Network PRIMEMI Anyone can wear the mask 35 1 Anyone can wear the mask

Anyone can wear the mask

Tumblr, Blog, and Boy: - I know a story about a crow. - I hate your stories. I know a story about a boy who hated stories. grandma100 awesomesthesia: Babushka 100

awesomesthesia: Babushka 100

All The, Scrum, and Com: SCRUM Master SCRUM Daddy imgflip.com My SCRUM daddy gives me all the story points I could ever want

My SCRUM daddy gives me all the story points I could ever want

Bad, Be Like, and Dad: In Case of "B" Break Glass My daughter is currently pulling a D- in math. This is her phone. galexion: handmetheshovel: thatguyinthecornerino: randomavengersquotes: lolnerdsposts: robanilla: justsomeonereloadable: thesecretkeith: blanketfortprincette: tastefullyoffensive: (photo by fistfullofcookies) Why do parents always assume their kid is lazy when they get bad grades? Like maybe help your kids by talking to them, not punishing them. This is how I failed math and didn’t even know I had number dyslexia for years. When my sister was in high school she struggled a LOT with math. Like I know a lot of people find it really difficult (myself included), but I mean she was really really bad at it. She has always been a very smart, creative and sensitive person, but math made no sense to her, to the point where passing seemed impossible. I will always remember that twice a week, around the kitchen table, my sister would sit down with my dad for hours, and they would try to work out her math homework. I should mention that my dad is an artist, and art teacher. Truth be told I think he struggled with math just as much if not more then she did. But twice a week you could hear them downstairs, going back and forth, trying to figure it out together. Some nights would be smooth and easy, some nights I could hear them arguing from one floor up about factors or equations, not in anger but in mutual frustration. I remember the day that she passed. My sister couldn’t wait until my dad’s school day ended, so she called him at work. She gleefully announced to him “I got a D-!”. We could hear him through the phone as he exclaimed “She got a D!” excitedly to his class. Still through the phone we heard his students clapping, laughing and whooping in congratulations. Seldom has a grade in our household been so celebrated. Just thought a shitty picture like this should be accompanied by a story about a person’s parents who actually gave a shit about helping their kid instead of mocking and punishing them. Read the story Read the story Read the story reblogging for the story. READ IT. THE STORY If it weren’t for my dad I would not be able to read and write. I was born1971 and people really didn’t know or care that some people struggle not because they are lazy but they just fuckin’ can’t do what comes easy to most. My dad did what that father did. Dad was working 12/14/16 hour days. And still… he sat down and read up on shit, talked to my teacher - and then he saved me. Reading has made me. I am a reader. The one thing people know about me is: she reads. Be like dad. Don’t be a tit. R E A DT h eS T O R Y

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Reddit, Saw, and Tattoos: X r/AskReddit Posted by Tattoo artists of Reddit, what is the most wholesome story behind a tattoo you did? Discussion t 426 Share 99 BEST COMMENTS S 1 Award A friend of mine is a tattoo artist. She got a guy come in with a photo of a tattoo on someone and insisted it be placed in the same place, exactly the same. It was a pink butterfly on the right wrist. When she asked him questions about it, he got defensive and just wanted to get it done. He was big guy with a nearly full body of tattoos getting a pink butterfly on his wrist. Anyway, she does the tattoo - only took about 30 minutes - and when he saw the finished tattoo he started to cry. It was his daughter's tattoo, one he took her to get. She had died a couple of weeks before in an auto accident, and he wanted to get her tattoo as a memorial. When he tried to explain beforehand, he kept getting choked up and got defensive automatically (as guys often do). Reply 856 Add a comment > Tattoo wholesomeness.

Tattoo wholesomeness.

Instagram, Old Man, and Old: LET'S YES, I CAUGHT ONE! BATTLE! -Y -Y -Y -V. Y QUICK, COUNTER OK, START BY USING RAMBLINGWITH UNPROVOKED STORY TO CONFUSE HIM! I CHOOSE OLD MAN! HOSTILITY! PLEASE DONT MAKE ME FIGHT GOING ON AGAIN. w-WHAT'S I CHOOSE MALE TEENAGER! Instagram @jdrift01 Gotta catch’em all!

Gotta catch’em all!

Memes, Toy Story, and Com: Eu com 8 anos olhando pros meus brinquedos dps de assistir Toy Story MEMES MEMES BR NAB ENTRE AKI

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Fucking, Life, and Love: Love your fucking life. Take pictures of everything. Tell people you love them. Talk to random strangers. Do things that you're scared to do. Fuck it, because so many of us die and no one remembers a thing we did. Take your life and make it the best story in the world. Don't waste that shit.

Silence, You, and Story: "Even the silence has a story to tell you. Just listen. Listen Jacqueline Woodson

Beer, Army, and Afghanistan: IN 2008 I WAS DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN AS SECTION COMMANDER OF ALOGISTICSGROUP IN THE DANISH ARMY, AND DID A FAVOUR TO THE CZECH SPECIAL FORCES. EACH SOLDIER IN THE CZECH SPECIAL OPERATIONS GROUP HAD A NUMBERED MEMORY COIN, AND THEIR COMMANDER, A LIEUTENANT NAMED MILAN, GAVE ME HIS COIN AS A SIGN OF APPRECIATION PLUS A CASE OF CZECH BEER).A FEW WEEKS LATER MILAN DIED IN COMBAT, AND A YEAR LATER THE UNIT WAS DISSOLVED BY THE CZECH GOVERNMENT ACR-SOC ISAF 2007-2008 Found this coin in a drawer and thought I’d share my/its story with you guys. (the colour difference is do to my poor photography skills)

Found this coin in a drawer and thought I’d share my/its story with you guys. (the colour difference is do to my poor photography skills)

Music, Tumblr, and Blog: THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY OVER HAPPILY AND OVER WAITING AGAIN ALL ON MY OWN Усu xyroni: Spinel in a waistcoat because her song sounds like an Electro Swing which is one of my favorite music genre! (except the right one, I just want to draw her again with her other song)

xyroni: Spinel in a waistcoat because her song sounds like an Electro Swing which is one of my favorite music genre! (except the right...

Crocs, Gif, and Instagram: 00:52 Instagram Let's sext l'll start *takes off crocs* Hahahhaa *heavy breathing* *Slowly unbutton a slightly too large Hawaiian shirt* Today 00:49 *tries to get up without farting If we fuck after all this... Haha Haha I think it's given that we have to just so we can tell the story *gentle push my index finger against your lips* "If you fart that loud you'll wake my mom" Send Type a message GIF Am I doing it right?

Am I doing it right?

Flowers, Her, and Sun: the sun and her flowers why is it that when the story ends we begin to feel all of it

Work, Best, and Night Shift: TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO DAY SHIFT WHAT HAPPENED DURING NIGHT SHIFT Tell me your best work story

Tell me your best work story

Memes, School, and Toy Story: ROOKIE MISTAKE: Watching Toy Story 3 with your son the week he starts school. (He was fine. Me less so.) https://t.co/wfruQAYHy4

ROOKIE MISTAKE: Watching Toy Story 3 with your son the week he starts school. (He was fine. Me less so.) https://t.co/wfruQAYHy4

Facebook, Tumblr, and Blog: thatpersonwiththepoppunkcds: AOL live with Gerard Way @ NYCC 10/10/16

thatpersonwiththepoppunkcds: AOL live with Gerard Way @ NYCC 10/10/16

Instagram, Tumblr, and Blog: @FRANKIEROMUSTDI postmcrnews: instagram story by tuckerrule

postmcrnews: instagram story by tuckerrule

Amazon, America, and Driving: Jason Hickel @jasonhickel This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell A Top Financier of Trump and McConnell Is a Driving Force Behind Amazo... Steve Schwarzman is the CEO of the Blackstone Group, which partially owns a Brazilian firm that is helping transform the Amazon from jungle to ... theintercept.com 3:27 AM Aug 28, 2019 Twitter Web App 6.5K Likes 6K Retweets spaceconveyor: feelingbluepolitics: feelingbluepolitics: catbirdseat4u: ➣ Go HERE for the dirt — There’s plenty. Highest recommendation. https://theintercept.com/2019/08/27/amazon-rainforest-fire-blackstone/ “The companies have wrested control of land, deforested it, and helped build a controversial highway to their new terminal in the one-time jungle, all to facilitate the cultivation and export of grain and soybeans.” “Schwarzman, a founder of Blackstone, owns roughly a fifth of the company, making him one of the world’s richest men. In 2018, he was paid at least $568 million, which was, in fact, a drop from the $786 million he made the year before. He has been generous toward McConnell and [t]rump with that wealth. In 2016, he gave $2.5 million to the Senate Leadership Fund, McConnell’s Super PAC and put Jim Breyer, McConnell’s billionaire brother-in-law, on the board of Blackstone. Two years later, Schwarzman kicked in $8 million to McConnell’s Super PAC. “Blackstone employees have given well over $10 million to McConnell and his Super PAC over the years, making them the biggest source of direct financing over McConnell’s career. McConnell’s Senate campaign declined to comment. “Schwarzman is a close friend and adviser to [t]rump, and served as the chair of his Strategic and Policy Forum until it fell apart in the wake of the Charlottesville neo-Nazi rally, in which [t]rump famously praised 'very fine people, on both sides.’ In December 2017, as the final details of the GOP tax cut were being ironed out, Schwarzman hosted a $100,000-a-plate fundraiser for [t]rump. Some of [trump’s] dinner companions complained about the tax bill, and days later, [t]rump slashed the top percentage rate in the final package from 39.6 to 37. …"Bolsonaro has plans to pave significantly more roads in the Amazon that have otherwise been impassable much of the year, a project made feasible by international financing. …"Of course, Hidrovias is also involved in paving B.R.-163 and other development projects in the region. Those projects, such as the paving of the highway, have additional indirect — though entirely predictable — consequences, as they spur side roads that make previously difficult-to-reach areas of the Amazon accessible for mining, logging, or further deforestation. …"A Blackstone spokesperson noted that the fund only owns 9.3 percent* of Hidrovias. But that ignores the 55.8 percent of Hidrovias that is owned by Pátria Investimentos. On Hidrovias’s website, Pátria is described as a company ‘in partnership with Blackstone,’ and it is known in the financial industry to be a Blackstone company.” *Pay no attention to claimed percentages of ownership. What goes on behind ownership curtains is fluidly incestuous. For example, from April 2019: Blackstone Transfers 35% Stake in Brazil’s Alphaville Urbanismo to Pátria (em português) “Blackstone transferred its 35% stake in Brazilian real estate developer Alphaville Urbanismo to its partner Pátria Investimentos. Blackstone and Pátria originally invested R$1.4b in June 2013 for a 70% stake in the company. The two firms formed a partnership in 2010 and Blackstone retains a 40% stake in Pátria.” —– Keep in mind, It’s not like this graft flows directly, or just one way. Trump USDA is paying millions to a shady Brazilian meatpacking company under DOJ, SEC investigation Brazil Subsidiary Hoovers Up $62 Million In Trump Trade War Aid Intended For Farmers Every American farmer who has lost their Chinese market for soybeans – all of them – should be wondering how it was that trump “woke up” one morning with his idea of a trade war with China. Had his close friend Schwartzman told trump the Brazilian road and terminal were ready? There is no question that the Amazon rainforest is burning right now to open new farm land in order to meet China’s soybean market. I wanted Blackstone to get fucked prior to this, now…now I want them to SUFFER.

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Word, Will, and You: "What's left unsaid will kill you." -Six Word Story #138 - Chris Lees

Head, True, and True Story: That moment you realize if you turn your head You're a dead man HETELET AB EXIS true story

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Alive, Love, and Drive: lcan see it This one moment when you know you're notasad story You are alive. And as you stand up and see the lights on buildings and everything that makes yóu wonder. And you are listening to that song on that drive with the people you love most in this world. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Bodies , Teacher, and Aquarium: idontcareforgob: officialaarrusvakarian we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what's up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Here's the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security's routine. It would escape and be back between the guards round. An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he cimbed up Over the rim and squirted water at it to short it. noctopuses, man.

Dank, Memes, and Toy Story: When I watch Toy Story 4 When I watched Toy Story @elpelados 44 Funniest Dank Memes Compilation To Make You Laugh - JustViral.Net

44 Funniest Dank Memes Compilation To Make You Laugh - JustViral.Net

Hell, Back, and Got: Brennan @Bmangall20 My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn't try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled "Get the hell out of here Dennis" And that's probably my favorite story ever They didn‘t forget Dennis

They didn‘t forget Dennis

Books, Life, and Bible: thom @scarecrowbar My mom used to read this to me as a bedtime story but it ended up impacting my life in the way they hoped the Bible would IAm NOT Going to Getup Today! Beginner Books BY MYSEL READ IT Meirl

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How To, Word, and Conscience: Liziwe @LiziweN_ My friend just said to me: "Sometimes you have to make peace with the fact that you are the villain in someone else's story even if you thought you were doing the right thing. You don't get to tell them how to narrate their experience" A word. Admitting your mistakes will give peace to your soul and clear conscience

Admitting your mistakes will give peace to your soul and clear conscience

Alive, Love, and Drive: lcan see it This one moment when you know you're notasad story You are alive. And as you stand up and see the lights on buildings and everything that makes yóu wonder. And you are listening to that song on that drive with the people you love most in this world. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Drunk, History, and United: Jason Isbell @Jasonls... .6h Let's do an episode of drunk history but the guy telling the story hasn't had anything to drink and he's the president of the United States 234 t2,730 16.2K

Instagram, Tumblr, and Blog: REROHUSTOE RANHIERD Reforçandoo recado: breve no tmdga postmcrnews: Instagram Story by Stephanie Hahne

postmcrnews: Instagram Story by Stephanie Hahne

Tumblr, Twitter, and Blog: postmcrnews: Rock Sound on Twitter: We’re continuing our trip back through The Early Years with @frankiero - this time he shares the story of his first ever gig

postmcrnews: Rock Sound on Twitter: We’re continuing our trip back through The Early Years with @frankiero - this time he shares the story ...

Life, Programming, and Story: Morning After lunch Afternoon Evening Night Programming Real Life Story of Every Programmers

Real Life Story of Every Programmers

Girls, School, and I Won: hell I won John Wayne drawl. "Oh, that fair," she complained. "You give everybody else clues." I seems to . Last year er could speech in -a talk in e being eron will in natch the w former ke at the WAR OF WORDS Today marks the 35th anniversary of the death of Sir Douglas Bader and I couldn't let it pass without this story about the RAF hero. He was giving a talk at an upmarket girl's school about his time as a pilot in the Second World War. "So there were two of the fe*ers behind me, three f***ers to my right, another ft*er on the left," he told the audience. The headmistress went pale and interjected: "Ladies, the Fokker was a German aircraft." Sir Douglas replied: "That may be, madam, but these f*el*ers were in Messerschmitts." st GRANT TUCKER Interesting tale of WWII

Interesting tale of WWII

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