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ssh: @comic facts_marvel d I'm still worthy! when you leave the company that you have been working at for years but the ssh key for the main server still works
ssh: @comic facts_marvel d
 I'm still worthy!
when you leave the company that you have been working at for years but the ssh key for the main server still works

when you leave the company that you have been working at for years but the ssh key for the main server still works

ssh: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, Xxx: OK, so, our that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those XX: A true programmer
ssh: Hacker Scripts
 Based on a true story:
 build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know,
 Xxx: OK, so, our
 that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something anything
 - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.
 xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy"
 xxx: You're gonna love this
 xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons
 from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server
 after 9pm with his login.
 xxx: kumar-asshole.sh scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help"
 "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database
 to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time".
 xxx: hangover.sh another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna
 work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive
 sessions on the server at 8:45am.
 xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to
 our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and
 running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits
 another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from
 the dudes desk.
 xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those
 XX:
A true programmer

A true programmer

ssh: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story. xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy xxx: You're gonna love this ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time" xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those I found this on an old Git account
ssh: Hacker Scripts
 Based on a true story.
 xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know
 that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything
 requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.
 xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy
 xxx: You're gonna love this
 ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons
 from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server
 after 9pm with his login
 xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help"
 trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database
 to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time"
 xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna
 work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive
 sessions on the server at 8:45am
 xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to
 our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and
 running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits
 another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from
 the dudes desk.
 xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those
I found this on an old Git account

I found this on an old Git account

ssh: ssh-keygen -t rsa -b 4096
ssh: ssh-keygen -t rsa -b 4096

ssh-keygen -t rsa -b 4096

ssh: ASSHOLE SSH The formation of the Axis Powers (Sept 27th, 1940.)
ssh: ASSHOLE
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The formation of the Axis Powers (Sept 27th, 1940.)

The formation of the Axis Powers (Sept 27th, 1940.)

ssh: If you haven't been desperate or broken this caption won't help you. - It sucks right ? Rejection. Why? I don't know if many people think it this way , but I think that rejection is there, because something better awaits us. When I was in love it was amazing, I never felt so good and happy in my life. And that is how the story of a broken heart begins. I was drowning in his eyes. Every time if I was looking at him I was in trans, like I was here, but then I wasn't. He made me feel so special and so powerful. He was my source of happiness. Here it goes, after a while (a few days later) I felt bad in the nights. (Infinity pain) I felt horrible, I had a weird feeling in my stomach. I was like "huh???? why am I feeling this what is this" and I found out it was pain , it didn't stop and I was crying and I was looking at myself in the mirror "why am I crying ? Why do I feel this pain? It hurts so much, make it stop please..." this pain that I felt was so awful. I've felt pain before yes, but this pain didn't stop, this pain poisoned my heart. How did this happen? It was him, the one I loved the most was also the one who hurted me the most. He didn't love me the way I did, he didn't think of me the way I did. All he did was hurting me with his actions and do you know what's crazy I still loved him. I thought I was cursed and I still think I am. But that happens when you love too much and invest all of you in one person. I was never educated to know when I have to stop loving, my love was infinity and that is how I got infinity pain. Betrayal doesn't come from your enemies. It comes from you loved ones. In this "phase" what people call I was always looking up quotes to feel even more bad. Why? Idk I was looking for words that could describe me and some actually helped me. I still can't believe it. love can hurt you the most and yet everyone seeks for it. Sad reality : there's no love without pain. All I can say now I'm not that heartbroken anymore, I got sort of over it. I'm not completely healed, I still have those switchy nights where I feel empty. But don't forget, we will get through this we are stronger then we think 💛 if you have nothing nice to say then SSH
ssh: If you haven't been desperate or broken this caption won't help you. - It sucks right ? Rejection. Why? I don't know if many people think it this way , but I think that rejection is there, because something better awaits us. When I was in love it was amazing, I never felt so good and happy in my life. And that is how the story of a broken heart begins. I was drowning in his eyes. Every time if I was looking at him I was in trans, like I was here, but then I wasn't. He made me feel so special and so powerful. He was my source of happiness. Here it goes, after a while (a few days later) I felt bad in the nights. (Infinity pain) I felt horrible, I had a weird feeling in my stomach. I was like "huh???? why am I feeling this what is this" and I found out it was pain , it didn't stop and I was crying and I was looking at myself in the mirror "why am I crying ? Why do I feel this pain? It hurts so much, make it stop please..." this pain that I felt was so awful. I've felt pain before yes, but this pain didn't stop, this pain poisoned my heart. How did this happen? It was him, the one I loved the most was also the one who hurted me the most. He didn't love me the way I did, he didn't think of me the way I did. All he did was hurting me with his actions and do you know what's crazy I still loved him. I thought I was cursed and I still think I am. But that happens when you love too much and invest all of you in one person. I was never educated to know when I have to stop loving, my love was infinity and that is how I got infinity pain. Betrayal doesn't come from your enemies. It comes from you loved ones. In this "phase" what people call I was always looking up quotes to feel even more bad. Why? Idk I was looking for words that could describe me and some actually helped me. I still can't believe it. love can hurt you the most and yet everyone seeks for it. Sad reality : there's no love without pain. All I can say now I'm not that heartbroken anymore, I got sort of over it. I'm not completely healed, I still have those switchy nights where I feel empty. But don't forget, we will get through this we are stronger then we think 💛 if you have nothing nice to say then SSH

If you haven't been desperate or broken this caption won't help you. - It sucks right ? Rejection. Why? I don't know if many people think...