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Ass, Complex, and Dwayne Johnson: gulag-nietzschean I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTSA NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO'S LOGIC AND PLATO'S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE'S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS. txwatson given the content of a lot of Plato's conclusions I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with "Fight me" and that was the end of it. abotl We're not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means "broad" in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it's like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him "The Rock". blerdityreblogged More and more I wish we kind of had time traveling capabilities. lolhistoryposts Now I can't stop thinking about Plato looking like The Rock pollydoodles Now I can't stop thinking about a film where The Rock plays Plato. Source: rangordnung 261,366 notes Dwayne Plato Johnson
Ass, Complex, and Dwayne Johnson: gulag-nietzschean
 I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON
 THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR
 WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTSA
 NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS
 IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND
 MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN
 FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE
 EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING
 PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST
 METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO
 PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT
 LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS
 ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A
 LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO
 LECTURING AND WRITING ON A
 BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING
 A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME
 COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO'S LOGIC AND
 PLATO'S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND
 ARISTOTLE'S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK
 UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN
 PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE
 ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE
 PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS
 MACEDONIAN ASS.
 txwatson
 given the content of a lot of Plato's
 conclusions I wouldn't be surprised to learn
 that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable
 criticisms with "Fight me" and that was the
 end of it.
 abotl
 We're not actually sure whether Plato is his
 real name! Some people speculate that,
 because Platon means "broad" in Greek, this
 was actually his wrestling nick name.
 Basically, it's like Dwayne Johnson became a
 famous philosopher and everyone still called
 him "The Rock".
 blerdityreblogged
 More and more I wish we kind of had time
 traveling capabilities.
 lolhistoryposts
 Now I can't stop thinking about Plato looking
 like The Rock
 pollydoodles
 Now I can't stop thinking about a film where
 The Rock plays Plato.
 Source: rangordnung
 261,366 notes
Dwayne Plato Johnson

Dwayne Plato Johnson

Alive, Future, and Memes: HH NEWS Jeep Is Bringing A Hellcat-Powered Grand Cherokee To The New York Auto Show Via @carthrottlenews - It looks like Jeep is joining sister company Dodge in raising the SUV power stakes this year. With the Challenger SRT Demon currently being teased to death with weekly titbits from Dodge HQ, news has emerged that Jeep has borrowed the Hellcat’s engine for its biggest SUV. - We’d imagine that the maximum 707bhp and 650lb ft would be adequate even for a car that weighs more than the whole of the British Isles put together, although it’s not yet known whether the unit will be detuned for Jeep. As for the name, Fiat Chrysler Automobiles, which owns Jeep and Dodge, has trademarked ‘Trackhawk’. - Since Jeep already uses Trailhawk and Desert Hawk in its SUVs, Trackhawk would fit right alongside the range as it stands. - The previous hot Jeep Grand Cherokee that we’ve pictured here has gone with the SRT badge and a measly 461bhp, so using the Hellcat engine at all is a hell of a step up. Nonetheless, we expect a drop to around 650bhp to maintain the Challenger’s prestige. - Motor Authority is claiming to have been told about the project by a company insider, while Jeep’s official response was this: “We can’t comment or speculate on future product. Please stay tuned.” Which basically means it is future product but we’re going to have to wait until the New York Motor Show in April, or just before, to find out more. It does at least mean that the great American V8 dream is alive and kicking.
Alive, Future, and Memes: HH NEWS
 Jeep Is Bringing A Hellcat-Powered Grand
 Cherokee To The New York Auto Show
Via @carthrottlenews - It looks like Jeep is joining sister company Dodge in raising the SUV power stakes this year. With the Challenger SRT Demon currently being teased to death with weekly titbits from Dodge HQ, news has emerged that Jeep has borrowed the Hellcat’s engine for its biggest SUV. - We’d imagine that the maximum 707bhp and 650lb ft would be adequate even for a car that weighs more than the whole of the British Isles put together, although it’s not yet known whether the unit will be detuned for Jeep. As for the name, Fiat Chrysler Automobiles, which owns Jeep and Dodge, has trademarked ‘Trackhawk’. - Since Jeep already uses Trailhawk and Desert Hawk in its SUVs, Trackhawk would fit right alongside the range as it stands. - The previous hot Jeep Grand Cherokee that we’ve pictured here has gone with the SRT badge and a measly 461bhp, so using the Hellcat engine at all is a hell of a step up. Nonetheless, we expect a drop to around 650bhp to maintain the Challenger’s prestige. - Motor Authority is claiming to have been told about the project by a company insider, while Jeep’s official response was this: “We can’t comment or speculate on future product. Please stay tuned.” Which basically means it is future product but we’re going to have to wait until the New York Motor Show in April, or just before, to find out more. It does at least mean that the great American V8 dream is alive and kicking.

Via @carthrottlenews - It looks like Jeep is joining sister company Dodge in raising the SUV power stakes this year. With the Challenger SRT...

Bmw, Honda, and Memes: H NEWS McLaren Announces Mystery New Engine Tech Programme With Help From BMW Via @carthrottlenews - Check out this cryptic announcement from McLaren, involving a totally unexpected partnership with BMW. - In a press release the company has confirmed that it’s working on “new combustion technology that will deliver a higher output per capacity than currently possible.” - The message continues: “It also aims to further facilitate CO2 reductions while simultaneously increasing engine output. - “The technology is destined for future McLaren engines.” - The Woking-based supercar maker is leading a team containing the guys from Munich, engineering wizards Ricardo, casting specialists Grainger and Worrall, Lentus Composites and the University of Bath (obviously). - Speculation as to what the project could entail includes a variable-displacement engine, like those being developed by Infiniti and Honda. It could also feasibly be a camless system like the Koenigsegg Freevalve. Hell, it could be a 2,500bhp V20 that spits out jelly babies and Amazon vouchers, for all we know. - It steers clear of any mention of hybrid assistance, though, and it would have been natural to say so if it was going to feature it, so the smart early money is on the project being a next-generation turbocharged engine to replace the monumental 3.8-litre V8 in the current Sports and Super Series ranges. - This is clearly a big deal, with funding from the UK government and what seems to be a deal to make the technology available to other UK car makers in the future. The assumption has to be that BMW will benefit from the end results, too. We’ll be keeping a close eye on it.
Bmw, Honda, and Memes: H NEWS
 McLaren Announces Mystery New Engine
 Tech Programme With Help From BMW
Via @carthrottlenews - Check out this cryptic announcement from McLaren, involving a totally unexpected partnership with BMW. - In a press release the company has confirmed that it’s working on “new combustion technology that will deliver a higher output per capacity than currently possible.” - The message continues: “It also aims to further facilitate CO2 reductions while simultaneously increasing engine output. - “The technology is destined for future McLaren engines.” - The Woking-based supercar maker is leading a team containing the guys from Munich, engineering wizards Ricardo, casting specialists Grainger and Worrall, Lentus Composites and the University of Bath (obviously). - Speculation as to what the project could entail includes a variable-displacement engine, like those being developed by Infiniti and Honda. It could also feasibly be a camless system like the Koenigsegg Freevalve. Hell, it could be a 2,500bhp V20 that spits out jelly babies and Amazon vouchers, for all we know. - It steers clear of any mention of hybrid assistance, though, and it would have been natural to say so if it was going to feature it, so the smart early money is on the project being a next-generation turbocharged engine to replace the monumental 3.8-litre V8 in the current Sports and Super Series ranges. - This is clearly a big deal, with funding from the UK government and what seems to be a deal to make the technology available to other UK car makers in the future. The assumption has to be that BMW will benefit from the end results, too. We’ll be keeping a close eye on it.

Via @carthrottlenews - Check out this cryptic announcement from McLaren, involving a totally unexpected partnership with BMW. - In a press r...

Memes, Porsche, and Chiefs: HH NEWS RX15 PZF Porsche Is Reportedly Cooking Up A 4.0-litre Cayman GT4 RS Via @carthrottlenews - As much as we love the Porsche Cayman GT4, you still get the nagging sense it was held back ever so slightly. - Here was a Cayman that had at last been given the engine it deserves, in the form of the 3.8-litre flat six from the 911 Carrera S. But Porsche still chose to knock 10bhp off the output before dropping it into the Cayman, as some sort of reminder that the 911 is top dog, despite the ‘lesser’ car having the optimum mid-engine layout. But no matter, as Porsche is apparently about to make A Cayman that’s even more powerful. - According to reports in both Auto Express and Autocar, the incoming, facelifted 911 GT3 - which will have a manual gearbox option, by the way - will use the 4.0-litre flat-six seen in the GT3 RS and R, potentially with the same 493bhp if not more. So what has that got to do with the Cayman? Well, both publications are also reporting that - according to their sources - that same 4.0-litre flat-six will make it into a Cayman ‘GT4 RS’. - Porsche admits the previous GT4 was far more popular than expected, so a follow-up of sorts makes sense. And with the 718 Cayman S being considerably quicker than its predecessor, a GT4 RS is going to need a lot of poke to sufficiently elevate it from the rest of the range. - 718 powertrain chief Matthias Hofstetter told us last year that packaging restrictions would make installing the 911 Carrera’s new turbocharged straight-six impossible without massive changes, so the retuned RS 4.0-litre N-A makes sense. It wouldn’t have as much power as the GT3 and GT3 RS of course, since that’d cause all sorts of problems for the track-focused 911s. But, if it gets the 430 or so bhp figure speculated by Autocar, it’d do what the last GT4 didn’t: go beyond the Carrera S in terms of power. - A small Cayman with a really sorted chassis and a screaming 4.0-litre engine? Assuming this all happens, that’ll be one hell of a car.
Memes, Porsche, and Chiefs: HH NEWS
 RX15 PZF
 Porsche Is Reportedly Cooking Up A 4.0-litre
 Cayman GT4 RS
Via @carthrottlenews - As much as we love the Porsche Cayman GT4, you still get the nagging sense it was held back ever so slightly. - Here was a Cayman that had at last been given the engine it deserves, in the form of the 3.8-litre flat six from the 911 Carrera S. But Porsche still chose to knock 10bhp off the output before dropping it into the Cayman, as some sort of reminder that the 911 is top dog, despite the ‘lesser’ car having the optimum mid-engine layout. But no matter, as Porsche is apparently about to make A Cayman that’s even more powerful. - According to reports in both Auto Express and Autocar, the incoming, facelifted 911 GT3 - which will have a manual gearbox option, by the way - will use the 4.0-litre flat-six seen in the GT3 RS and R, potentially with the same 493bhp if not more. So what has that got to do with the Cayman? Well, both publications are also reporting that - according to their sources - that same 4.0-litre flat-six will make it into a Cayman ‘GT4 RS’. - Porsche admits the previous GT4 was far more popular than expected, so a follow-up of sorts makes sense. And with the 718 Cayman S being considerably quicker than its predecessor, a GT4 RS is going to need a lot of poke to sufficiently elevate it from the rest of the range. - 718 powertrain chief Matthias Hofstetter told us last year that packaging restrictions would make installing the 911 Carrera’s new turbocharged straight-six impossible without massive changes, so the retuned RS 4.0-litre N-A makes sense. It wouldn’t have as much power as the GT3 and GT3 RS of course, since that’d cause all sorts of problems for the track-focused 911s. But, if it gets the 430 or so bhp figure speculated by Autocar, it’d do what the last GT4 didn’t: go beyond the Carrera S in terms of power. - A small Cayman with a really sorted chassis and a screaming 4.0-litre engine? Assuming this all happens, that’ll be one hell of a car.

Via @carthrottlenews - As much as we love the Porsche Cayman GT4, you still get the nagging sense it was held back ever so slightly. - Here ...

Lady Gaga, Memes, and Super Bowl: Lady GaGa Ordered to Not Talk about the Election or Donald Trump During Super Bowl balleralert Lady GaGa Ordered to Not Talk about the Election or Donald Trump During Super Bowl-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As LadyGaGa prepares to hit the stage on SuperBowl night, she should also be prepared to not speak on anything concerning the recent election. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A source close to the halftime show tells EntertainmentTonight that "Lady Gaga was told by the NFL that she cannot say anything or bring anything up about the election, or mention DonaldTrump." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The NFL has spoke out on the matter. "The Super Bowl is a time when people really come together," the NFL's statement reads. "Lady Gaga is focused on putting together an amazing show for fans and we love working with her on it; we aren’t going to be distracted by this." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ GaGa's political views are no mystery. She was a prominent supporter of HillaryClinton's campaign and was even photographed holding a "Love Trumps Hate" sign outside of the infamous TrumpTower in NewYork. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Outside of this though, there's also reports that while she won't be allowed to talk about politics, everything else is pretty much up for grabs. Gaga is rumored to be putting on a dangerous performance that will allegedly feature the pop star singing from the roof of Houston's NRG Stadium. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Regarding the performance rumors, a NFL representative said: "People will have to wait and see what we have in store – we never comment on speculation about the show because there is so much misinformation that surfaces. But we are confident Lady Gaga will put on a tremendous show for fans."
Lady Gaga, Memes, and Super Bowl: Lady GaGa Ordered to Not Talk about the
 Election or Donald Trump During Super Bowl
 balleralert
Lady GaGa Ordered to Not Talk about the Election or Donald Trump During Super Bowl-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As LadyGaGa prepares to hit the stage on SuperBowl night, she should also be prepared to not speak on anything concerning the recent election. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A source close to the halftime show tells EntertainmentTonight that "Lady Gaga was told by the NFL that she cannot say anything or bring anything up about the election, or mention DonaldTrump." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The NFL has spoke out on the matter. "The Super Bowl is a time when people really come together," the NFL's statement reads. "Lady Gaga is focused on putting together an amazing show for fans and we love working with her on it; we aren’t going to be distracted by this." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ GaGa's political views are no mystery. She was a prominent supporter of HillaryClinton's campaign and was even photographed holding a "Love Trumps Hate" sign outside of the infamous TrumpTower in NewYork. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Outside of this though, there's also reports that while she won't be allowed to talk about politics, everything else is pretty much up for grabs. Gaga is rumored to be putting on a dangerous performance that will allegedly feature the pop star singing from the roof of Houston's NRG Stadium. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Regarding the performance rumors, a NFL representative said: "People will have to wait and see what we have in store – we never comment on speculation about the show because there is so much misinformation that surfaces. But we are confident Lady Gaga will put on a tremendous show for fans."

Lady GaGa Ordered to Not Talk about the Election or Donald Trump During Super Bowl-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As LadyGaGa ...

Cars, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson: HH NEWS James May Reckons He And Clarkson Will Be "Too Old" To Make The Grand Tour In Five Years Via @carthrottlenews - Any Top Gear-Grand Tour fan must have had this thought in the back of their head at some point: how long can the trio realistically continue? Will Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May still be making car films in 10 years or more? Perhaps not, judging by recent comments from May. - Speaking to the Radio Times, the 53-year-old said: “We have to accept that fairly soon we will be too old for it. Richard Hammond is a reasonably fit bloke who looks after himself, me and Jeremy aren’t. - He added: “Jeremy is particularly decrepit and I find growing within me…a much stronger, nesty sort of instinct. Within the next five years I don’t want to be fart-arsing around.” - Given the demands of filming around the world and the “fart-arsing around” May speaks of, you’d have to say fair enough to that. At 46 Richard Hammond is 10 years younger than the eldest of the trio - Clarkson - and as May alluded, not quite so unfit and “decrepit”. - So, if Clarkson and May did ‘retire’ in five year’s time, would that effectively end The Grand Tour? Could it still continue with Hammond and a pair of replacements for the other two? There is of course the possibility that the elder pair would continue to create studio-based segments, leaving Hammond and perhaps a couple others (Rory Reid and Chris Harris poached from Top Gear, perhaps?) to be sent out to do the more intensive stuff. - Or perhaps the duo will continue for many years more, rendering all that extreme speculation pointless. What do you think?
Cars, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson: HH NEWS
 James May Reckons He And Clarkson Will
 Be "Too Old" To Make The Grand Tour In Five
 Years
Via @carthrottlenews - Any Top Gear-Grand Tour fan must have had this thought in the back of their head at some point: how long can the trio realistically continue? Will Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May still be making car films in 10 years or more? Perhaps not, judging by recent comments from May. - Speaking to the Radio Times, the 53-year-old said: “We have to accept that fairly soon we will be too old for it. Richard Hammond is a reasonably fit bloke who looks after himself, me and Jeremy aren’t. - He added: “Jeremy is particularly decrepit and I find growing within me…a much stronger, nesty sort of instinct. Within the next five years I don’t want to be fart-arsing around.” - Given the demands of filming around the world and the “fart-arsing around” May speaks of, you’d have to say fair enough to that. At 46 Richard Hammond is 10 years younger than the eldest of the trio - Clarkson - and as May alluded, not quite so unfit and “decrepit”. - So, if Clarkson and May did ‘retire’ in five year’s time, would that effectively end The Grand Tour? Could it still continue with Hammond and a pair of replacements for the other two? There is of course the possibility that the elder pair would continue to create studio-based segments, leaving Hammond and perhaps a couple others (Rory Reid and Chris Harris poached from Top Gear, perhaps?) to be sent out to do the more intensive stuff. - Or perhaps the duo will continue for many years more, rendering all that extreme speculation pointless. What do you think?

Via @carthrottlenews - Any Top Gear-Grand Tour fan must have had this thought in the back of their head at some point: how long can the trio...