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special forces: US Special Forces scout the land after detonating the bomb over Hiroshima (1945, colorized)
special forces: US Special Forces scout the land after detonating the bomb over Hiroshima (1945, colorized)

US Special Forces scout the land after detonating the bomb over Hiroshima (1945, colorized)

special forces: captainsnoop i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp like culturally everyone is like "haha pick the pokemon you want! if you're happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!" and then you're supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that's their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you're supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you're like "haha, we'll have a friendly battle!" and you throw out your geodude and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you're a hiker and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey so you're down to your last pokemon. you tell them you're gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like "oh okay in that case i'm gonna pull out my vulpix." like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks? this kid's a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! jumpingjacktrash i mean if you look at how npc's talk about their pokemon, they're service animals mostly some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other people's pokemon for socialization, it's like going to the dog park. hell yes i'd be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first. look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden it's not a special forces attack paras. it's just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down maxiesatanofficial This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to the mountains Source: captainsnoop A very long post about Pokémon
special forces: captainsnoop
 i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier
 at 350% speed and i got to thinking
 what if the reason nobody in the pokemon
 world has any good teams is because its
 considered a dick move to have a proper team
 comp
 like culturally everyone is like "haha pick the
 pokemon you want! if you're happy with three
 geodudes, thats you and your life!" and then
 you're supposed to just have a friendly battle
 with any other pokemon trainers and whatever
 pokemon they just happen to have
 like the average trainer is probably just
 walking around with a growlithe because
 that's their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes
 because the geodudes help him with hiking
 and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet,
 you're supposed to have a friendly battle but
 nothing too serious
 now imagine the 10 year old kid that has
 six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you're
 like "haha, we'll have a friendly battle!" and
 you throw out your geodude
 and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it
 one-shots your geodude
 and then you throw out your pidgey you
 have because the pidgey helps you navigate
 mountains because you're a hiker
 and then electricity crackles around the
 gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this
 giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey
 so you're down to your last pokemon. you tell
 them you're gonna send out your bulbasaur.
 the ten year old is like "oh okay in that case
 i'm gonna pull out my vulpix." like not only
 is this kid walking around with an amped-up
 super dragon, but theyve also got multiple
 pokemon specifically for making type
 advantage counter-picks?
 this kid's a fucking asshole! really, kid? what
 are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly
 match between strangers for fun! why are you
 composing real-ass competitive teams? what
 a fucker!
 jumpingjacktrash
 i mean if you look at how npc's talk about
 their pokemon, they're service animals mostly
 some of them are just pets. apparently they
 really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle
 other people's pokemon for socialization, it's
 like going to the dog park.
 hell yes i'd be mad if i took my chronic pain
 support chow-chow to the dog park and some
 asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was
 like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog
 enjoyed the tussle at first.
 look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden
 it's not a special forces attack paras. it's just a
 bug that eats dandelions. please calm down
 maxiesatanofficial
 This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to
 the mountains
 Source: captainsnoop
A very long post about Pokémon

A very long post about Pokémon

special forces: Leaked footage of French special forces, 2018
special forces: Leaked footage of French special forces, 2018

Leaked footage of French special forces, 2018

special forces: A MARINES LETTER TO THE NFL I've been a season pass holder at Yankee Stadium, Yale Bowl, and Giants Stadium I missed the '90-'91 season because I was with a battalion of Marines in Desert Storm, 14 of my wonderful Marines returned home I’ve been a season pass holder at Yankee Stadium, Yale Bowl and Giants Stadium. I missed the ’90-’91 season because I was with a battalion of Marines in Desert Storm. 14 of my wonderful Marines returned home with the American Flag draped across their lifeless bodies. My last conversation with one of them, Sgt Garrett Mongrella, was about how our Giants were going to the Super Bowl. He never got to see it. Many friends, Marines, and Special Forces Soldiers who worked with or for me through the years returned home with the American Flag draped over their coffins. Now I watch multi-millionaire athletes who never did anything in their lives but play a game, disrespect what brave Americans fought and died for. They are essentially spitting in the faces and on the graves of real men, men who have actually done something for this country beside playing with a ball and believing they’re something special! They’re not! My Marines and Soldiers were! You are complicit in this! You’ll fine players for large and small infractions but you lack the moral courage and respect for our nation and the fallen to put an immediate stop to this. Yes, I know, it’s their 1st Amendment right to behave in such a despicable manner. What would happen if they came out and disrespected you or the refs! I observed a player getting a personal foul for twerking in the end zone after scoring. I guess that’s much worse than disrespecting the flag and our National Anthem. Hmmmmm, isn’t it his 1st Amendment right to express himself like an idiot in the end zone? Why is taunting not allowed yet taunting America is OK? You fine players for wearing 9-11 commemorative shoes yet you allow scum on the sidelines to sit, kneel or pump their pathetic fist in the air. They are so deprived with their multi-million dollar contracts for playing a freaking game! You condone it all by your refusal to act. You’re just as bad and disgusting as they are. I hope Americans boycott any sponsor who supports that rabble you call the NFL. I hope they turn off the TV when any team that allowed this disrespect to occur, without consequence, on the sidelines. Time to change the channel. Col Jeffrey A Powers US
special forces: A MARINES
 LETTER TO THE NFL
 I've been a season pass holder at Yankee
 Stadium, Yale Bowl, and Giants Stadium
 I missed the '90-'91 season because I was
 with a battalion of Marines in Desert Storm,
 14 of my wonderful Marines returned home
I’ve been a season pass holder at Yankee Stadium, Yale Bowl and Giants Stadium. I missed the ’90-’91 season because I was with a battalion of Marines in Desert Storm. 14 of my wonderful Marines returned home with the American Flag draped across their lifeless bodies. My last conversation with one of them, Sgt Garrett Mongrella, was about how our Giants were going to the Super Bowl. He never got to see it. Many friends, Marines, and Special Forces Soldiers who worked with or for me through the years returned home with the American Flag draped over their coffins. Now I watch multi-millionaire athletes who never did anything in their lives but play a game, disrespect what brave Americans fought and died for. They are essentially spitting in the faces and on the graves of real men, men who have actually done something for this country beside playing with a ball and believing they’re something special! They’re not! My Marines and Soldiers were! You are complicit in this! You’ll fine players for large and small infractions but you lack the moral courage and respect for our nation and the fallen to put an immediate stop to this. Yes, I know, it’s their 1st Amendment right to behave in such a despicable manner. What would happen if they came out and disrespected you or the refs! I observed a player getting a personal foul for twerking in the end zone after scoring. I guess that’s much worse than disrespecting the flag and our National Anthem. Hmmmmm, isn’t it his 1st Amendment right to express himself like an idiot in the end zone? Why is taunting not allowed yet taunting America is OK? You fine players for wearing 9-11 commemorative shoes yet you allow scum on the sidelines to sit, kneel or pump their pathetic fist in the air. They are so deprived with their multi-million dollar contracts for playing a freaking game! You condone it all by your refusal to act. You’re just as bad and disgusting as they are. I hope Americans boycott any sponsor who supports that rabble you call the NFL. I hope they turn off the TV when any team that allowed this disrespect to occur, without consequence, on the sidelines. Time to change the channel. Col Jeffrey A Powers US

I’ve been a season pass holder at Yankee Stadium, Yale Bowl and Giants Stadium. I missed the ’90-’91 season because I was with a battalio...

special forces: Wakanda Female Army Dora Milaje Will Fight Alongside Spider-Man In New Marvel Comic Series @balleralert Wakanda Female Army Dora Milaje Will Fight Alongside Spider-Man In New Marvel Comic Series - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The special forces military group of women named TheDoraMilaje in Wakanda will be marching right alongside Spider-Man in a new comic book. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Marvel’s new comic titled Wakanda Forever: The Amazing Spider-Man will come as a three-part miniseries, written by Nnedi Okorafor. The story will follow the journey of Okoye, Ayo, and Aneka of The Dora Milaje as they journey to New York on a mission. While there, they run into PeterParker. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Typically when you see them, they’re with T’Challa, representing and protecting him,” Okorafor told Vogue. “Now you’re going to see the Dora Miljae for the first time as an independent entity; they’re not under the shadow of the throne.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Okorafor is a Hugo and Nebula award-winning author who has written literature centered around Afro-futurism and likes to base her stories on Nigerian folklore. “I like to write the future; the Africa I feel can be and the Africa that will be, that has always been my vision,” said Okorafor.
special forces: Wakanda Female Army Dora Milaje
 Will Fight Alongside Spider-Man In
 New Marvel Comic Series
 @balleralert
Wakanda Female Army Dora Milaje Will Fight Alongside Spider-Man In New Marvel Comic Series - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The special forces military group of women named TheDoraMilaje in Wakanda will be marching right alongside Spider-Man in a new comic book. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Marvel’s new comic titled Wakanda Forever: The Amazing Spider-Man will come as a three-part miniseries, written by Nnedi Okorafor. The story will follow the journey of Okoye, Ayo, and Aneka of The Dora Milaje as they journey to New York on a mission. While there, they run into PeterParker. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Typically when you see them, they’re with T’Challa, representing and protecting him,” Okorafor told Vogue. “Now you’re going to see the Dora Miljae for the first time as an independent entity; they’re not under the shadow of the throne.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Okorafor is a Hugo and Nebula award-winning author who has written literature centered around Afro-futurism and likes to base her stories on Nigerian folklore. “I like to write the future; the Africa I feel can be and the Africa that will be, that has always been my vision,” said Okorafor.

Wakanda Female Army Dora Milaje Will Fight Alongside Spider-Man In New Marvel Comic Series - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...

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I didn’t think that was possible. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p> <p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p> <p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p> <p><b>Abilities</b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p> </blockquote> <p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p> <p>-Obsidian</p> </blockquote> <p>So glad this post has blown up</p> </blockquote> <p>Casual reminder that when Bruce died and Dick took over as Batman, Twoface knew something was up and proceeded to beat the shit out of Dick, demanding to fight ‘the real batman.’ So Alfred put on the cowl showed him that Batman was still alive and well. </p><p><br/></p><p>Also, lets not forget the single most heartbreaking page I’ve ever read, from Batman #687:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1023" data-orig-width="650"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e1d4b86c682ff218dbf3e033024cbcc8/tumblr_inline_p1jvbrq0zB1tncrub_540.png" data-orig-height="1023" data-orig-width="650"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Who gave you the right?</p>
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<p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote>
<p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p>
<p>How do you feel?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p>
<p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p>
<p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>
<p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p>
<p><b>Abilities</b></p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p>
</blockquote>

<p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p>
<p>-Obsidian</p>
</blockquote>
<p>So glad this post has blown up</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Casual reminder that when Bruce died and Dick took over as Batman, Twoface knew something was up and proceeded to beat the shit out of Dick, demanding to fight ‘the real batman.’ So Alfred put on the cowl showed him that Batman was still alive and well. </p><p><br/></p><p>Also, lets not forget the single most heartbreaking page I’ve ever read, from Batman #687:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1023" data-orig-width="650"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e1d4b86c682ff218dbf3e033024cbcc8/tumblr_inline_p1jvbrq0zB1tncrub_540.png" data-orig-height="1023" data-orig-width="650"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Who gave you the right?</p>

<p><a href="https://sorrythatnamehasbeentaken.tumblr.com/post/168948851502/funnypages-obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog...

special forces: PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE. 7 LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://obsidianthunderwolf.tumblr.com/post/168824690508/lastsonlost-spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">obsidianthunderwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168823018997/spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808168846/net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://unlimited-padoru-works.tumblr.com/post/168730532712/the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-padoru-works</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote> <p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p> </blockquote> <p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p> </blockquote> <p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p> <p>How do you feel?</p> </blockquote> <p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p> <p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p> <p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p> <p><b>Abilities</b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p> </blockquote> <p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p> <p>-Obsidian</p> </blockquote> <p>So glad this post has blown up</p> </blockquote> <p>Plot twist: while bats was hanging out being moody and dressing up, Alfred was behind the scenes doing the real ass kicking.</p>
special forces: PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S
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<p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://obsidianthunderwolf.tumblr.com/post/168824690508/lastsonlost-spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">obsidianthunderwolf</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168823018997/spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808168846/net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://unlimited-padoru-works.tumblr.com/post/168730532712/the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-padoru-works</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote>
<p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p>
<p>How do you feel?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p>
<p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p>
<p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p>
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<p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p>
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<p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p>
<p><b>Abilities</b></p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p>
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<p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p>
<p>-Obsidian</p>
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<p>So glad this post has blown up</p>
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<p>Plot twist: while bats was hanging out being moody and dressing up, Alfred was behind the scenes doing the real ass kicking.</p>

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