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Party, Tits, and Tumblr: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somethingrelatedtothisguy.tumblr.com/post/142372539348">somethingrelatedtothisguy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>So today I learned that Miss Bellum, by far the smartest, most competent and reasonable character in PPG, and a de-facto behind-the-scenes ruler of Townsville got cut from the reboot because she was not a good female role model.</p> <p>Wew did somebody get their memo backwards, upside down, with a coffee stain, on april fools, in esperanto, from an opposing party politician with a chronic winking condition, or what?<br/></p> </blockquote><p>Well they also deleted Ms. Keane’s tits</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="210"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e47121b871781f3683e1b68c13b37438/tumblr_pc1r1nHB5T1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="210"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="856"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bb2cdb5f8656ff76a682a1960ce1c145/tumblr_pc1r1nZ8LO1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="856"/></figure><p>Because you know, boobs are anti-feminist. Twerking is fine though</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0b7487a2f3368b3da7c3cdc4b1027a0/tumblr_pc1r1nlsFq1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure>
Party, Tits, and Tumblr: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somethingrelatedtothisguy.tumblr.com/post/142372539348">somethingrelatedtothisguy</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>So today I learned that Miss Bellum, by far the smartest, most competent and reasonable character in PPG, and a de-facto behind-the-scenes ruler of Townsville got cut from the reboot because she was not a good female role model.</p>
<p>Wew did somebody get their memo backwards, upside down, with a coffee stain, on april fools, in esperanto, from an opposing party politician with a chronic winking condition, or what?<br/></p>
</blockquote><p>Well they also deleted Ms. Keane’s tits</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="210"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e47121b871781f3683e1b68c13b37438/tumblr_pc1r1nHB5T1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="210"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="856"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bb2cdb5f8656ff76a682a1960ce1c145/tumblr_pc1r1nZ8LO1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="856"/></figure><p>Because you know, boobs are anti-feminist. Twerking is fine though</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0b7487a2f3368b3da7c3cdc4b1027a0/tumblr_pc1r1nlsFq1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somethingrelatedtothisguy.tumblr.com/post/142372539348">somethingrelatedtothisguy</a>:</p><blockquote...

Fucking, Homeless, and Music: The Telegraph @Telegraph Follow Former rough sleeper Ed Sheeran wins permission for "anti-homeless" gates outside £8m London home Former rough sleeper Ed Sheeran wins permission for "anti-homeless" gates.. Pop superstar Ed Sheeran, who spent nights sleeping rough on the streets of London early in his career, has won planning permission to install "anti-homeless" r... telegraph.co.uk <p><a href="https://banana0042.tumblr.com/post/176004097153/libertarirynn-banana0042-capatalismnt" class="tumblr_blog">banana0042</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/176001677799/banana0042-capatalismnt-please-dont-pay-for" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://banana0042.tumblr.com/post/175999946723/capatalismnt-please-dont-pay-for-his-music" class="tumblr_blog">banana0042</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://capatalismnt.tumblr.com/post/175987677927/please-dont-pay-for-his-music" class="tumblr_blog">capatalismnt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Please don’t pay for his music.</p></blockquote> <p>Also, molotov cocktails and thermite are valid options as well.  </p> </blockquote> <p>Imagine advocating literal violence against somebody for not wanting random people on their property. How many homeless people do y’all let sleep in your living room? Never mind the fact that the gate was <i><b>actually</b></i> to keep out the paparazzi and he never said anything about the homeless to fucking begin with.</p> </blockquote> <p>I have urged for the death and destruction of much more powerful men before this in much more violent ways. It is clear that I frequently oblige such. Even if the gate didn’t exist I would still want him dead and his property destroyed because he has wealth.  Fuck’m, he’s rich.</p> </blockquote><p>Well at least you’re honest about your mental instability.</p>
Fucking, Homeless, and Music: The Telegraph
 @Telegraph
 Follow
 Former rough sleeper Ed Sheeran wins
 permission for "anti-homeless" gates outside
 £8m London home
 Former rough sleeper Ed Sheeran wins permission for "anti-homeless" gates..
 Pop superstar Ed Sheeran, who spent nights sleeping rough on the streets of
 London early in his career, has won planning permission to install "anti-homeless" r...
 telegraph.co.uk
<p><a href="https://banana0042.tumblr.com/post/176004097153/libertarirynn-banana0042-capatalismnt" class="tumblr_blog">banana0042</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/176001677799/banana0042-capatalismnt-please-dont-pay-for" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://banana0042.tumblr.com/post/175999946723/capatalismnt-please-dont-pay-for-his-music" class="tumblr_blog">banana0042</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://capatalismnt.tumblr.com/post/175987677927/please-dont-pay-for-his-music" class="tumblr_blog">capatalismnt</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Please don’t pay for his music.</p></blockquote>
<p>Also, molotov cocktails and thermite are valid options as well.  </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Imagine advocating literal violence against somebody for not wanting random people on their property. How many homeless people do y’all let sleep in your living room? Never mind the fact that the gate was <i><b>actually</b></i> to keep out the paparazzi and he never said anything about the homeless to fucking begin with.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I have urged for the death and destruction of much more powerful men before this in much more violent ways. It is clear that I frequently oblige such. Even if the gate didn’t exist I would still want him dead and his property destroyed because he has wealth.  Fuck’m, he’s rich.</p>
</blockquote><p>Well at least you’re honest about your mental instability.</p>

<p><a href="https://banana0042.tumblr.com/post/176004097153/libertarirynn-banana0042-capatalismnt" class="tumblr_blog">banana0042</a>:</p><b...

Girls, Meme, and Memes: <p><a href="https://greywolf93.tumblr.com/post/175683793380/takashi0-celticpyro-klubbhead" class="tumblr_blog">greywolf93</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://takashi0.tumblr.com/post/175651737186/celticpyro-klubbhead-neoman782" class="tumblr_blog">takashi0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175609127304/klubbhead-neoman782-melonmemes-hmmm" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/175609084678/neoman782-melonmemes-hmmm-klubbhead-im" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://neoman782.tumblr.com/post/175609057282/melonmemes-hmmm-klubbhead-im-sorry-not" class="tumblr_blog">neoman782</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/175608170050/hmmm" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hmmm</p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mr2qkRfP-E0sxYw3yMPXoWg">@klubbhead</a> I’m sorry (not sorry)</p> </blockquote> <p>You should be because what the fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>50 years from now no one will understand this.</p> </blockquote> <p>Nobody understands it NOW.</p> </blockquote> <p>The fuck is going on here?</p> </blockquote><p>It’s an unholy combination of like five or six Memes. Let me see if I can break it down:</p><p>So the base meme is the one where somebody is writing something on the board and their friend tries to hold up the answer but the person misunderstands it and writes down the wrong thing.</p><p>The guy at the chalkboard is the guy from the unfaithful boyfriend meme. The girls playing the students are the girl he was looking at and his girlfriend respectively.</p><p>His girlfriend is holding up the correct answer but since he was looking at the other girl he put down the wrong answer.</p><p>The thing he was trying to write on the board is loss.</p>
Girls, Meme, and Memes: <p><a href="https://greywolf93.tumblr.com/post/175683793380/takashi0-celticpyro-klubbhead" class="tumblr_blog">greywolf93</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://takashi0.tumblr.com/post/175651737186/celticpyro-klubbhead-neoman782" class="tumblr_blog">takashi0</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175609127304/klubbhead-neoman782-melonmemes-hmmm" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/175609084678/neoman782-melonmemes-hmmm-klubbhead-im" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://neoman782.tumblr.com/post/175609057282/melonmemes-hmmm-klubbhead-im-sorry-not" class="tumblr_blog">neoman782</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/175608170050/hmmm" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Hmmm</p></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mr2qkRfP-E0sxYw3yMPXoWg">@klubbhead</a> I’m sorry (not sorry)</p>
</blockquote>

<p>You should be because what the fuck</p>
</blockquote>
<p>50 years from now no one will understand this.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Nobody understands it NOW.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The fuck is going on here?</p>
</blockquote><p>It’s an unholy combination of like five or six Memes. Let me see if I can break it down:</p><p>So the base meme is the one where somebody is writing something on the board and their friend tries to hold up the answer but the person misunderstands it and writes down the wrong thing.</p><p>The guy at the chalkboard is the guy from the unfaithful boyfriend meme. The girls playing the students are the girl he was looking at and his girlfriend respectively.</p><p>His girlfriend is holding up the correct answer but since he was looking at the other girl he put down the wrong answer.</p><p>The thing he was trying to write on the board is loss.</p>

<p><a href="https://greywolf93.tumblr.com/post/175683793380/takashi0-celticpyro-klubbhead" class="tumblr_blog">greywolf93</a>:</p><blockquot...

Driving, Love, and Post Malone: <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/175485026502/wallofdis-vanitysgrace-goldensweetcheeks" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://wallofdis.tumblr.com/post/175380225552" class="tumblr_blog">wallofdis</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://vanitysgrace.tumblr.com/post/175358920411/goldensweetcheeks-snellyboi-localstarboy" class="tumblr_blog">vanitysgrace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://goldensweetcheeks.tumblr.com/post/175357212047/snellyboi-localstarboy-saudi-arabia-gave-women" class="tumblr_blog">goldensweetcheeks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://snellyboi.tumblr.com/post/175354345376/localstarboy-saudi-arabia-gave-women-permission" class="tumblr_blog">snellyboi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://localstarboy.tumblr.com/post/175353436143/saudi-arabia-gave-women-permission-to-drive-and" class="tumblr_blog">localstarboy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭</p></blockquote> <p>This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track</p> </blockquote> <p>Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB </p> </blockquote> <p>This track is hard </p> </blockquote> <p>I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s nice and all but I would KEEP driving until I’m somewhere where I don’t need permission to drive. Just sayin.</p></blockquote>
Driving, Love, and Post Malone: <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/175485026502/wallofdis-vanitysgrace-goldensweetcheeks" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://wallofdis.tumblr.com/post/175380225552" class="tumblr_blog">wallofdis</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://vanitysgrace.tumblr.com/post/175358920411/goldensweetcheeks-snellyboi-localstarboy" class="tumblr_blog">vanitysgrace</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://goldensweetcheeks.tumblr.com/post/175357212047/snellyboi-localstarboy-saudi-arabia-gave-women" class="tumblr_blog">goldensweetcheeks</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://snellyboi.tumblr.com/post/175354345376/localstarboy-saudi-arabia-gave-women-permission" class="tumblr_blog">snellyboi</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://localstarboy.tumblr.com/post/175353436143/saudi-arabia-gave-women-permission-to-drive-and" class="tumblr_blog">localstarboy</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭</p></blockquote>
<p>This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB </p>
</blockquote>

<p>This track is hard </p>
</blockquote>

<p>I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love</p>
</blockquote>

<p>That’s nice and all but I would KEEP driving until I’m somewhere where I don’t need permission to drive. Just sayin.</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/175485026502/wallofdis-vanitysgrace-goldensweetcheeks" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</...

Advice, America, and Apparently: AjA J+ 2 mins AjAJ+ 2 mins #comicCon is underway. With a recent surge in diversifying comic book characters, do you have a new favorite superhero? on is under way with a recent surge in diversifying comic book #Comic characters, do you have a new favorite superhero? Is diversit killing comios? As Aj fanboys but ho. Sorry MARVEL V.P. ADMITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS KILLED COMIC SALES April 3, 2017 Daniel Greenfield 50 526 While the Marvel-Disney monster has been ruling the box office, Marvel Comics sales have been having serious issues. One obvious factor was trying to force political correctness on readers by replacing Peter Parker, Iron Man, etc with ridiculously politically correct "diverse" versions In a revelation that would surprise no one, comic book readers were not interested in a Muslim Ms. Marvel, a Latino Spider-Man who isn't Peter Parker or the Angela Davis version of Iron Man. And Marvel's VP of Sales made the mistake of admitting that. <p><a href="http://princess-has-a-pen.tumblr.com/post/166223687686/trilllizard420-the1manpizzaparty" class="tumblr_blog">princess-has-a-pen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164525613653/the1manpizzaparty-trilllizard420" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the1manpizzaparty.tumblr.com/post/164445569495/trilllizard420-unicornlordart-well-somebodys" class="tumblr_blog">the1manpizzaparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164374984198/unicornlordart-well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://unicornlordart.tumblr.com/post/164374320304/well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">unicornlordart</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Well… Somebody’s fucking lying.</p></blockquote> <p>diversity in and of itself doesn’t kill comics, but pointless, endless reboots, massive events that rely on you keeping up with 12 given titles at any time, and constant, badly established legacy characters are why comics are failing</p> <p>not to mention splitting up iconic superhero titles among more than one person at once</p> <p>did you know there’s actually 3 people running around with the Wolverine codename at the moment?</p> <p>Let’s take some examples:</p> <p>Riri Williams popped up with no buildup after Tony Stark got murked, but he was apparently monitoring this 15 year old girl teen prodigy never mentioned before in his comics, entrusted with an AI based on his brain patterns and personality to mentor her.</p> <p>You know, as compared to however fucking many characters they could’ve given his legacy to.</p> <p>Also we’re supposed to believe someone as egotistical and self glorifying as Dr Doom would take on the identity of Iron Man?</p> <p>Please.</p> <p>It’s the same shit as Jane Foster as female Thor, with a healthy combination of plothole.</p> <p>Somehow, a human woman who has not been involved with Thor in way, with a terminal disease that was ravaging her body, somehow ended up ON THE MOON without any protection and managed to pick up Mjolnr and was found Worthy by it after the fight where Thor ceased to be Worthy.</p> <p>Like, you know, instead of Sif, a long time companion of Thor and who can pick up the hammer or Angela, who Marvel had then won a recent legal fight to be able to use….</p> <p>People don’t dislike it because it’s “diversity”</p> <p>They don’t like it because it’s weak, pandering writing that doesn’t stand up to internal logic.</p> <p>Now, an example of this done right is when Sam Wilson, aka, the Falcon, became Captain America</p> <p>for one thing, he was actually established as working closely with Steve Rogers for a long time in the comics before he was given the mantle. By Steve Rogers himself.</p> <p>See, at this point, Rogers got rapidly aged cause his super serum stopped working and he was an old man, so he couldn’t do it any more, but he was still around to give Sam advice and support over comms.</p> <p>But of course, until Marvel actually bothers to learn why people aren’t buying their shit, they’re gonna keep making the same mistakes, as long as they’re insulated by the losses of the MCU and being used by Disney as a vanity press, they’ll never learn and lose more ground to DC and the indies</p> <p>EDIT: Also I totally forgot, unrecognizable new brands they try to create.</p> <p>If your comic customers, as in the customers that go in and buy things, if they go “who’s this” and show you a comic, then they’re probably not gonna pick it up. They’re there to buy Spider-Man, Batman, Wolverine, X-Men, Avengers they can recognize, not fuckin Stardude or whatever odd new thing they’re gonna push is.</p> <p>It’s nothing to do with race of sex of the characters concerned, but if they’ve got no brand recognition to support their solo titles, they’re gonna flounder.</p> <p>Not even getting into the alienating, pointlessly political shite like that infamous Mockingbird “Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda” t-shirt schlock stunt.</p> <p>What’s also more damaging than that is a flippant response to criticism or calling their readership racist assholes on twitter or whatever. That’s a really bad look for an industry professional when you’re not even an artist or a writer as someone essential to a comic book.</p> </blockquote> <p>this person forgot to mention how they shoehorn in unnecessary commentary and subplots no one was looking for. it honestly feels like that sometimes spider man stops mid fight and says “did i mention im a gay POC” (hyperbole but kind of true)</p> </blockquote> <p>this, sadly, is Not Hyperbole with America Chavez</p> </blockquote> <p>And the worst thing is?</p> <p>With tweaking and good writing, Riri and America (what a stupid name) could work.</p> <p>But because Marvel is run by incompetent pandering idiots, they’re the worst ideas to ever come out of the company.</p> </blockquote> <p>I honestly wish Riri had been done well because I don’t mind the concept.</p>
Advice, America, and Apparently: AjA
 J+
 2 mins
 AjAJ+
 2 mins
 #comicCon is underway. With a recent surge in diversifying comic book
 characters, do you have a new favorite superhero?
 on is under way with a recent surge in diversifying comic book
 #Comic
 characters, do you have a new favorite superhero?
 Is diversit
 killing comios?
 As
 Aj
 fanboys
 but ho.
 Sorry

 MARVEL V.P. ADMITS POLITICAL
 CORRECTNESS KILLED COMIC SALES
 April 3, 2017 Daniel Greenfield 50
 526
 While the Marvel-Disney monster has been ruling the box office, Marvel Comics sales have been having serious
 issues. One obvious factor was trying to force political correctness on readers by replacing Peter Parker, Iron
 Man, etc with ridiculously politically correct "diverse" versions
 In a revelation that would surprise no one, comic book readers were not interested in a Muslim Ms. Marvel, a
 Latino Spider-Man who isn't Peter Parker or the Angela Davis version of Iron Man. And Marvel's VP of Sales
 made the mistake of admitting that.
<p><a href="http://princess-has-a-pen.tumblr.com/post/166223687686/trilllizard420-the1manpizzaparty" class="tumblr_blog">princess-has-a-pen</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164525613653/the1manpizzaparty-trilllizard420" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the1manpizzaparty.tumblr.com/post/164445569495/trilllizard420-unicornlordart-well-somebodys" class="tumblr_blog">the1manpizzaparty</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164374984198/unicornlordart-well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://unicornlordart.tumblr.com/post/164374320304/well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">unicornlordart</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Well… Somebody’s fucking lying.</p></blockquote>
<p>diversity in and of itself doesn’t kill comics, but pointless, endless reboots, massive events that rely on you keeping up with 12 given titles at any time, and constant, badly established legacy characters are why comics are failing</p>
<p>not to mention splitting up iconic superhero titles among more than one person at once</p>
<p>did you know there’s actually 3 people running around with the Wolverine codename at the moment?</p>
<p>Let’s take some examples:</p>
<p>Riri Williams popped up with no buildup after Tony Stark got murked, but he was apparently monitoring this 15 year old girl teen prodigy never mentioned before in his comics, entrusted with an AI based on his brain patterns and personality to mentor her.</p>
<p>You know, as compared to however fucking many characters they could’ve given his legacy to.</p>
<p>Also we’re supposed to believe someone as egotistical and self glorifying as Dr Doom would take on the identity of Iron Man?</p>
<p>Please.</p>
<p>It’s the same shit as Jane Foster as female Thor, with a healthy combination of plothole.</p>
<p>Somehow, a human woman who has not been involved with Thor in way, with a terminal disease that was ravaging her body, somehow ended up ON THE MOON without any protection and managed to pick up Mjolnr and was found Worthy by it after the fight where Thor ceased to be Worthy.</p>
<p>Like, you know, instead of Sif, a long time companion of Thor and who can pick up the hammer or Angela, who Marvel had then won a recent legal fight to be able to use….</p>
<p>People don’t dislike it because it’s “diversity”</p>
<p>They don’t like it because it’s weak, pandering writing that doesn’t stand up to internal logic.</p>
<p>Now, an example of this done right is when Sam Wilson, aka, the Falcon, became Captain America</p>
<p>for one thing, he was actually established as working closely with Steve Rogers for a long time in the comics before he was given the mantle. By Steve Rogers himself.</p>
<p>See, at this point, Rogers got rapidly aged cause his super serum stopped working and he was an old man, so he couldn’t do it any more, but he was still around to give Sam advice and support over comms.</p>
<p>But of course, until Marvel actually bothers to learn why people aren’t buying their shit, they’re gonna keep making the same mistakes, as long as they’re insulated by the losses of the MCU and being used by Disney as a vanity press, they’ll never learn and lose more ground to DC and the indies</p>
<p>EDIT: Also I totally forgot, unrecognizable new brands they try to create.</p>
<p>If your comic customers, as in the customers that go in and buy things, if they go “who’s this” and show you a comic, then they’re probably not gonna pick it up. They’re there to buy Spider-Man, Batman, Wolverine, X-Men, Avengers they can recognize, not fuckin Stardude or whatever odd new thing they’re gonna push is.</p>
<p>It’s nothing to do with race of sex of the characters concerned, but if they’ve got no brand recognition to support their solo titles, they’re gonna flounder.</p>
<p>Not even getting into the alienating, pointlessly political shite like that infamous Mockingbird “Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda” t-shirt schlock stunt.</p>
<p>What’s also more damaging than that is a flippant response to criticism or calling their readership racist assholes on twitter or whatever. That’s a really bad look for an industry professional when you’re not even an artist or a writer as someone essential to a comic book.</p>
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<p>this person forgot to mention how they shoehorn in unnecessary commentary and subplots no one was looking for. it honestly feels like that sometimes spider man stops mid fight and says “did i mention im a gay POC” (hyperbole but kind of true)</p>
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<p>this, sadly, is Not Hyperbole with America Chavez</p>
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<p>And the worst thing is?</p>
<p>With tweaking and good writing, Riri and America (what a stupid name) could work.</p>
<p>But because Marvel is run by incompetent pandering idiots, they’re the worst ideas to ever come out of the company.</p>
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<p>I honestly wish Riri had been done well because I don’t mind the concept.</p>

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