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Uber, Drive, and Uber Driver: Please don't shoot me, I beg you. I'm not part-of the raid. What are you doing at Area 51 then? Tam just the Uber driver for deprêssed teenagers Somebody has to drive them

Somebody has to drive them

Apple, School, and Back: 3 weeks ago 1. I cut the wires of regular apple earbuds and wore them at school 2. The school "confiscated" them 3. When I went to get them back I took somebody else's real airpods 1.5K 50 %o 560 1.286 0168 2.286 14563 .156 WE Stonks .9% 0.12% 0287 imoflin oom.

Ass, Jail, and New York: New York Daily News@NYDailyNews Orlando karate teacher sent nude photos to 11-year-old boy in her class, his reply: OK DC nydn.us/28LKLTL theproblematicblogger: la-volpe-bianca: gonegrill: King THOT PATROLLED King shit I hope they threw her pedo ass in jail.On a sidenote, aside from the obvious moral reprehensibility of it, I’m always baffled when I see stories like this because as somebody who works with boys of this age I literally cannot fathom anyone looking at them as romantic prospects. Like they’re literally babies.

theproblematicblogger: la-volpe-bianca: gonegrill: King THOT PATROLLED King shit I hope they threw her pedo ass in jail.On a sidenot...

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: Marvin® @imveven Somebody said, "The bag I'm chasing II must've ran track." 04:48 16/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone 28.5K Retweets74K Likes The bag is like Usain Bolt in the 100 meters by KingPZe MORE MEMES

The bag is like Usain Bolt in the 100 meters by KingPZe MORE MEMES

Iphone, Twitter, and Usain Bolt: Marvin® @imveven Somebody said, "The bag I'm chasing II must've ran track." 04:48 16/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone 28.5K Retweets74K Likes The bag is like Usain Bolt in the 100 meters

The bag is like Usain Bolt in the 100 meters

Parents, Yo, and Drive: AHOR Yo, can somebody please livestream the raid, my parents won't drive me. Pretty Please

Pretty Please

Net, Href, and Somebody: Forget the fhaters cause somebody loves ya https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Did, and You: Did you ever like somebody, but the timing was off? https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Alarm, Hope, and Another: Last night I dreamt, That somebody loved me. No hope no harm Just another false alarm. The Smiths

Dank, Memes, and Target: Elle. @ElleMacUK I commented on my dad's FB photo saying he looks like a fine boy and someone messaged me saying I should have class as he has a wife Mad that somebody had the nerve to check her, but happy someone’s looking out for mom. by MVPbeast MORE MEMES

Mad that somebody had the nerve to check her, but happy someone’s looking out for mom. by MVPbeast MORE MEMES

Happy, Wife, and Mad: Elle. @ElleMacUK I commented on my dad's FB photo saying he looks like a fine boy and someone messaged me saying I should have class as he has a wife Mad that somebody had the nerve to check her, but happy someone’s looking out for mom.

Mad that somebody had the nerve to check her, but happy someone’s looking out for mom.

Club, Head, and MacBook Pro: Today 8:45 PM Hey man, you still have the MacBook Pro? Yeah What's the lowest you'll take? Lowest I'll go is $700 $200? Sure why not Ok where do you want to meet 101 main in Burlington in about 10 minutes? Sounds good Hey I'm here Cool, head inside Into the comedy club? Yeah. Then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else Delivered They had s in ts.irkshali notgonna lie

Dream, You, and You Re: YOU KNOW, YOU RE SOMEBODY S DREAM?

Soon..., Maya Angelou, and Maya: "As soon as healing takes place, go out and heal somebody else." 95 Maya Angelou

The Worst, Who, and Them: "The worst thing about heartbreak is when you meet somebody else but you're almost afraid to get over the person who you were last witlh because vou don't know who vou are when you aren't loving them." cC Emmerson Grin

Sleep, Who, and Dream: Don't lose sleep somebody over who doesn't dream of you. Mark Anthony

Omg, Puppies, and All: oh no, somebody spilled all of their puppies. OMG! I want to be the owner.

OMG! I want to be the owner.

Omg, Puppies, and All: oh no, somebody spilled all of their puppies. OMG! I want to be the owner.

OMG! I want to be the owner.

World, Peace, and Code: When the senior developer refactors your code Somebody toucha my spaghet! refactoring is the only way towards world peace

refactoring is the only way towards world peace

Fall, God, and Love: God watching you fall in love with somebody he gonna use to hurt you for character development M IG: @thegainz meirl

meirl

Tumblr, Holes, and Blog: MTG Fan: tries to speak PortugueseWhy are thensmiling? Why? He speaks good Portuguese. Very good audience laughs MTG MTG MTG hey shoulobe happy because heis trying veryhard. It's good THIS IS HOW YOU REACT TO SOMEBODY ATTEMPTING TO SPEAK A NON-NATIVE LANGUAGE. SIMILARLY, THIS IS ALSO HOW YOU RESPOND TO A-HOLES WHO LAUGH AT SOMEBODY ATTEMPTING TO SPEAK A NON-NATIVE LANGUAGE. epicjohndoe: Always Be Supportive

epicjohndoe: Always Be Supportive

Thank You, Chicken, and Today: What's your favourite kind of soup? Ummmm chicken and vegetable.... Today 19:53 A fine choice Why thank you What an odd first question though aha You can tell a lot about somebody by their favourite Soup What can you tell about me? You like chicken and vegetable soup Sent SPEECH 100

SPEECH 100

Girl, Women, and Never: Matin Atrushi @MatinComedy I don't understand what women want. I dated a girl who said she wanted somebody who treated women equally, was sensitive, and myserious. So I made her pay for dinner, cried, and never called her again. I don’t understand what women want.

I don’t understand what women want.

Green Bay, Green, and Via: MARE Khalil Mack when asked if he’s ready for Thursday night’s season opener vs. Green Bay: “I’m so ready to hit somebody.” (via Dan Wiederer)

Khalil Mack when asked if he’s ready for Thursday night’s season opener vs. Green Bay: “I’m so ready to hit somebody.” (via Dan Wiederer)

Fall, Future, and Iphone: Chinua @ibekilo That period between 25 and 30 has to be the most worrisome part of adult life. You worry about so much. Your dreams. A life partner. Finances. The future. Your parents getting old. Everything. Very easy to fall in depression or develop anxiety disorders. 4:52 AM 9/2/19 Twitter for iPhone Don’t compare your chapter 1 to somebody else’s chapter 20

Don’t compare your chapter 1 to somebody else’s chapter 20

Com, Fart, and Play: 25 i FOX29.COM Loud fart gives away suspect's hiding spot, leads to arrest SNEAK O Somebody didnt want to play stealth

Somebody didnt want to play stealth

Tumblr, Blog, and Guardian: "Guardian' Officer Has Saved Over 200 People From Jumping Off the Golden Gate Bridge Everyone liked that awesomacious: Somebody Get This Man A Medal

awesomacious: Somebody Get This Man A Medal

Lose Yourself, You, and Lose: Don't lose yourself just because you found somebody.

Ass, Time, and Single: Me: *using a public restroom* My ass: Did somebody say BOOM? Every single time

Every single time

Love, Tumblr, and Toni Morrison: 244/365 "You can't own a human being. You can't lose what you don't own. Suppose you did own him. Could you really love somebody who was absolutely nobody without you? You really want somebody like that? Some- body who falls apart when you walk out the door? You don't, do you? And neither does he ... He can't value you more than you value yourself." TONI MORRISON TYPELIKEAGIRL.TUMBLR.COM

Best, Net, and Them: When you care about somebody, youidoiwhat's best for them. Even if it sucks for you. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

School, Denver, and Girl: @_elmagister 18h joff Somebody get her some Capri-sun on the rocks. She's been through it Denver @_JustDenver 2d this picture of this little girl before and after school has me howling 11 L4,638 16.8K It’s a war zone in those creche halls

It’s a war zone in those creche halls

School, Denver, and Girl: joff @elmagister Somebody get her some Capri-sun on the rocks. She's been through it Denver @_JustDenver Aug 23 this picture of this little girl before and after school has me howling

Drinking, Driving, and God: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about beign blind I go on airplanes first. I get VIP freatment at amusement parks. THE TOMMY EDISON Never have to worry about drinking and driving My electric bill's lower than yours... I don't have to do my own lawn. HETE THE TOMMY EDISON O ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10 I don't have to watch somebody age. You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's how I know people. It's very cool that way. EDISON Wholesome words from a wholesome man

Wholesome words from a wholesome man

God, Money, and Oh My God: PFFT! WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? GIMME YOUR MONEY! SHOOT ME WITH A GUN? OH MY GOD! IS THAT A VIDEO GAME!? SOMEBODY HELP ME! OH GOD PLEASE HELP! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net We live in dangerous times

We live in dangerous times

Tinder, Thank You, and Chicken: Conor @conorbrn AmI doing Tinder right? What's your favourite kind of soup? Ummmm chicken and vegetable.... Today 19:53 A fine choice Why thank you What an odd first question though aha You can tell a lot about somebody by their favourite soup What can you tell about me? You like chicken and vegetable soup Sent A fine opener

A fine opener

Dank, School, and Twitter: elmagister 18h joff@ Somebody get her some Capri-sun on the rocks. She's been through it Denver @_JustDenver 2d this picture of this little girl before and after school has me howling 11 4,638 16.8K from twitter.com/_elmagister

from twitter.com/_elmagister

Drinking, Driving, and Funny: L.AW THETH People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about beign blind I go on airplanes first I get VIP treatmentat amusement parks. THE TOMMY EDISON Never have to worry about drinking and driving. My electric bill's lower than yours... I don't have to do my own lawn. THE TOMMY EDISON Oride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10 I don't have to watch somebody age. You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's how I know people. It's very cool that way. EDISON EXEINCE I’m deeming this man a national treasure for being funny and having an outlook on life that we should all have. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Zo4KHu

I’m deeming this man a national treasure for being funny and having an outlook on life that we should all have. via /r/wholesomememes https:...

Ass, Drugs, and Party: Rose Bud Follow @MiamiBud2 So I was at a party yesterday and some guy tried to drug me but me being the brilliant, sharp and quick person I am I noticed right away, went to the bathroom threw it down the sink and left Follow @Geuice301 I think as men, we all need to agree that if we see a nigga drop any type of drugs in somebody drink we just need to administer a collective ass whoopin. Rose Bud @MiamiBud2 So I was at a party yesterday and some guy tried to drug me but me being the brilliant, sharp and quick person I am I noticed right away, went to the bathroom threw it down the sink and left Show this thread 10:04 AM 25 May 2019 131,383 Retweets 358,681 Likes ravensnowstudio: dirkdigglr1: niggazinmoscow: Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target. I agree on this corrective asswhoopin If you see this, don’t just sneakily tell the woman or the bartender. Shout for everyone to hear “Hey, you just put something in that drink!” While pointing at the person. If a predator misses target number one they’ll just go for target 2. If you shame them out of the bar they’ll never come back. And there is a solid chance of a collective asswhoopin, or an actual arrest for attempted rape. When in doubt, make the biggest scene you can.

ravensnowstudio: dirkdigglr1: niggazinmoscow: Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is ...

Fall, Go to Sleep, and Love: fall in love with somebody who will never let you go to sleep wondering if you still matter.

Jealous, Movies, and Ask: "Ask her if we can be in one of her movies" Somebody sounds jealous

Somebody sounds jealous

Been, Net, and Who: Inever pretended to be somebody else. It's been me all along. And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, God, and Life: God watching you fall in love with somebody he gunna use to hurt you for character development M My Luke with life

My Luke with life

Love, Movies, and Shit: Every relationship will get "boring" after you've been together for years. Love isn't a feeling it's a commitment to love every day, physically and emotionally. It's difficult, it's not always laughing, smiles, and fun. People tend to quit when it stops being fun, and they go look for someone else, because "the spark is gone". No, that's not how it works. You want somebody to never give up on you and love you unconditionally then do the same. Be the change. This isn't Hollywood, this isn't the movies. That shit isn't real. love someone when you don't want to. When they aren't the easiest to deal with when they're hard to love. That's the realist shit there is. -Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP RILES

Love, Tablet, and Tumblr: tts mgx0: For the love of Arceus, somebody take the tablet away from me….

mgx0: For the love of Arceus, somebody take the tablet away from me….

Club, Head, and MacBook Pro: Today 8:45 PM Hey man, you still have the MacBook Pro? Yeah What's the lowest you'll take? Lowest I'll go is $700 $200? Sure why not Ok where do you want to meet 101 main in Burlington in about 10 minutes? Sounds good Hey I'm here Cool, head inside Into the comedy club? Yeah. Then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else Delivered They had s in ts.irkshali notgonna lie

Net, Can, and They: I just don't know if I want to do it anymore, get close to somebody so they can leave again. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Beautiful, Crazy, and Funny: Never again will anybody have me wondering why i wasn't good enough, cause i'm more than enough. I'm great, I'm funny, l'm beautiful, I'm loyal, and l'm a lil crazy sometimes but its outta love. If somebody don't appreciate me now, somebody will later flaws and all. 3am thoughts

Catfished, Google, and Lawyer: t Rashad TM Retweeted Prince Rahim pj @PrinceRahim If you googled "ugly nigga" and my picture come up somebody at GOOGLE getting sued kill @ethantakagi Aug 21 niggas be on catfish like "i thought she was real Show this thread 8:35 PM AT&T LTE 27 % ugly nigga NOIA Call my lawyer

Call my lawyer

Catfished, Dank, and Google: t Rashad TM Retweeted Prince Rahim pj @PrinceRahim If you googled "ugly nigga" and my picture come up somebody at GOOGLE getting sued kill @ethantakagi Aug 21 niggas be on catfish like "i thought she was real Show this thread 8:35 PM AT&T LTE 27 % ugly nigga NOIA Call my lawyer by Hashtagspooky MORE MEMES

Call my lawyer by Hashtagspooky MORE MEMES

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