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Sobriety: The officer who arrested Offset claims he smelled weed but did NOT do a field sobriety test. Hmmm ... is that just the weed or does something smell funny? 🤔Comment below tmz offset migos cardib
Sobriety: The officer who arrested Offset claims he smelled weed but did NOT do a field sobriety test. Hmmm ... is that just the weed or does something smell funny? 🤔Comment below tmz offset migos cardib

The officer who arrested Offset claims he smelled weed but did NOT do a field sobriety test. Hmmm ... is that just the weed or does somet...

Sobriety: My friends and I like to play drinking games, and last night we made our own Drunk Jenga. We had ton of fun, so I thought I'd share: Here's what we wrote on the tiles -2 Truths and a Lie-Tell two truths and one lie, everyone mu ess which was the lie. You drink for every person correc -Accent- You must speak in an accent for the rest of the game -Arm Wrestle Arm wrestle the person to your left. Loser -Aunt Bertha Everyone gets to pinch your cheeks -Baby Got Back- Give a drink to the person with the best ass -Bar Wench-You have to fetch everyone's drinks -Blind Man Take a block with your eyes closecd -Bob Dole You can only refer to yourself in the third person for the rest of the game -Castaway-You can only talk to inanimate objects for the rest of the game -Compliments-Give a compliment to everyone in the room -Crazy Cat Lady Drink for every cat you have every owned -Crypt Keeper-Oldest person drinks -Embryo-Youngest person drinks -Dance-You have to dance for at least a minute -Date Pick someone to 'date'for the rest of the game, when you drink, they drink, and vice versa -Dick Pic- A dick is drawn on the block, you have to take a photo with it and post it on social media (or text it to your Mom/Dad) Down the Hatch Finish your drink -Edward Scissorhand-You must hold two butterknives for the rest of the game and do everything with them -Find a Hat Find a hat (or something that can be a hat) and wear it for the rest of the game -Flashback-Go to the Facebook or Instagram of someone not in the room, and 'like' one of their photos that is at least a year old -Fresh Meat - Person who most recently had sex drinks -Gary Coleman Shortest person drinks Lurch-Tallest person drinks -Gays- Gay people drink Straights -Straight people drink drink Give 3 Make someone drink 3 times -Hand Switch You can only use your non-dominant hand for the -Kitten Mittens -You must play the rest of the game wearing gloves -Make a rule You make a rule that holds for the rest of the game -Make a Speech -Make a speech for 60 seconds -Mustache (draw a mustache on the tile) -you have to hold the mustache up to your mouth for the rest of the game, including when drinking -Moving Violation Drink if you've had sex in a car, drink 2x if the car was moving -Never Have l Ever-play a 3 finger game of never have I ever -Nicknames You assign nicknames to everyone (including yourself) and people can only use those names for the rest of the game -No Guts, No Glory - You can't take any center pieces -Phone Call- Call someone, if they don't pick up, leave a message -Question Master-You are the question master for the rest of the game, if anyone answers a question you ask them, they drink -Rewind- Take a block from the top and put it back in the tower (can't be on the very bottom row) Send a sexy selfie -send a sexy selfie to anyone not in the room. No significant others, no snapchats Sharing is Caring- Everyone pours a little bit of their drink into a cup, you have to shoot the concoction Sibling Rivalry-Drink for every sibling you have Sobriety Test Remove another block while drinking Strip - Remove a piece of clothing (Jewelry, hats, shoes, etc me cou The Real Slim Shady -You have to stand for the rest of the game -Time Out Stand with your face in the corner of the room until your next turn. No talking or drinking Top Swap- Change shirts with someone T-Rex Arms-You must do everything with T-Rex arms for the rest of the game (elbows touching your sides) -Tribal Council - Everyone votes, person with the most votes finishes their drink. (Alternative: person with the most votes stops playing) -Trivia Everyone else comes up with one trivia question to ask you, if you lose you drink (if you win, the person who asked you/came up with the question drinks) Truth or Dare You pick, then everyone else comes to a consensus of what you have to do -Wasted Education-One drink for every year of education irrelevant to your current job Punishment for knocking down the tower is either chug a beer or take a shot. Funny Pictures brought to you by LolSnaps. Constant updates of the best funny pictures on the web.
Sobriety: My friends and I like to play drinking games, and last night
 we made our own Drunk Jenga. We had ton of fun, so I
 thought I'd share:
 Here's what we wrote on the tiles
 -2 Truths and a Lie-Tell two truths and one lie, everyone
 mu
 ess which was the lie. You drink for every person
 correc
 -Accent- You must speak in an accent for the rest of the
 game
 -Arm Wrestle Arm wrestle the person to your left. Loser
 -Aunt Bertha Everyone gets to pinch your cheeks
 -Baby Got Back- Give a drink to the person with the best
 ass
 -Bar Wench-You have to fetch everyone's drinks
 -Blind Man Take a block with your eyes closecd
 -Bob Dole You can only refer to yourself in the third person
 for the rest of the game
 -Castaway-You can only talk to inanimate objects for the
 rest of the game
 -Compliments-Give a compliment to everyone in the room
 -Crazy Cat Lady Drink for every cat you have every owned
 -Crypt Keeper-Oldest person drinks
 -Embryo-Youngest person drinks
 -Dance-You have to dance for at least a minute
 -Date Pick someone to 'date'for the rest of the game, when
 you drink, they drink, and vice versa
 -Dick Pic- A dick is drawn on the block, you have to take a
 photo with it and post it on social media (or text it to your
 Mom/Dad)
 Down the Hatch Finish your drink
 -Edward Scissorhand-You must hold two butterknives for
 the rest of the game and do everything with them
 -Find a Hat Find a hat (or something that can be a hat) and
 wear it for the rest of the game
 -Flashback-Go to the Facebook or Instagram of someone
 not in the room, and 'like' one of their photos that is at least
 a year old
 -Fresh Meat - Person who most recently had sex drinks
 -Gary Coleman Shortest person drinks
 Lurch-Tallest person drinks
 -Gays- Gay people drink
 Straights -Straight people drink drink
 Give 3 Make someone drink 3 times
 -Hand Switch You can only use your non-dominant hand
 for the
 -Kitten Mittens -You must play the rest of the game
 wearing gloves
 -Make a rule You make a rule that holds for the rest of the
 game
 -Make a Speech -Make a speech for 60 seconds
 -Mustache (draw a mustache on the tile) -you have to hold
 the mustache up to your mouth for the rest of the game,
 including when drinking
 -Moving Violation Drink if you've had sex in a car, drink 2x
 if the car was moving
 -Never Have l Ever-play a 3 finger game of never have I
 ever
 -Nicknames You assign nicknames to everyone (including
 yourself) and people can only use those names for the rest
 of the game
 -No Guts, No Glory - You can't take any center pieces
 -Phone Call- Call someone, if they don't pick up, leave a
 message
 -Question Master-You are the question master for the rest
 of the game, if anyone answers a question you ask them,
 they drink
 -Rewind- Take a block from the top and put it back in the
 tower (can't be on the very bottom row)
 Send a sexy selfie -send a sexy selfie to anyone not in the
 room. No significant others, no snapchats
 Sharing is Caring- Everyone pours a little bit of their drink
 into a cup, you have to shoot the concoction
 Sibling Rivalry-Drink for every sibling you have
 Sobriety Test Remove another block while drinking
 Strip - Remove a piece of clothing (Jewelry, hats, shoes, etc
 me
 cou
 The Real Slim Shady -You have to stand for the rest of the
 game
 -Time Out Stand with your face in the corner of the room
 until your next turn. No talking or drinking
 Top Swap- Change shirts with someone
 T-Rex Arms-You must do everything with T-Rex arms for
 the rest of the game (elbows touching your sides)
 -Tribal Council - Everyone votes, person with the most votes
 finishes their drink. (Alternative: person with the most votes
 stops playing)
 -Trivia Everyone else comes up with one trivia question to
 ask you, if you lose you drink (if you win, the person who
 asked you/came up with the question drinks)
 Truth or Dare You pick, then everyone else comes to a
 consensus of what you have to do
 -Wasted Education-One drink for every year of education
 irrelevant to your current job
 Punishment for knocking down the tower is either chug a
 beer or take a shot.
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Sobriety: APPS bon Mental Health Support ecoverrisbeauthul tumblr.com just-another-blogging-recoverer: recoveryisbeautiful: Even though some of the links go directly to the iTunes or Android store, still double check them because most of them are available of both platforms as well as others :) 12 Steps AA Companion (iTunes/Android) Alura: Cognitive Therapy ASK Prevent Suicide (iTunes/Android) AutisMate Beating the Blues Beat Panic Beat Social Phobia (iTunes/Android) BellyBio Interactive Breathing Bipol-App BioZen Body Beautiful BrainHQ CBT Referee Circle of 6 Cogmed CogniFit Cognitive Diary CBT Self-Help Cognitive Enhancement Therapy Constant Therapy COGPACK Control Alcohol (iTunes/Android) DBT Diary Card and Skills Coach DBT Self Help Depression CBT Self-Help Guide Eating D eCBT eMoods Bipolar Mood Tracker Emotions and Feelings - AutismFeelings Book Fit Brains Focus Trainer Guardly Happy Habits: Choose Happiness HAPPYneuron HELP Prevent Suicide (iTunes/Android) iCBT iCounselor iMoodJournal ImQuit – Quit Addiction iPromises iStress Just-in-Case Kissy Project Life Mood LifeLine Response Live Happy Lumosity Mobicip Safe Browser with Parental Control Mood and Anxiety Diary Mood Panda Mood Tracker Mood Tracking Journal and Diary Mood Watch MoodGYM MoodKit Moodlytics MoodMaster Anti-Depression App Moody Me MyBrainSolutions MindShift My Mood Tracker MyThoughts OneHealth Meeting Finder OnWatch (iTunes/Android) Operation Reach Out (iTunes/Android) Optimism Overcoming Social Anxiety Panic Aid Project Toe PSSCogRehab PTSD Coach QPR Suicide Crisis Support Recovery Box Recovery Record Rise Up + Recover Sad Scale SAFE Alternatives Safe Helpline Safety App Safety Plan SAM – Self Help for Anxiety Management SAS – Social Anxiety Support Scientific Brain Training Pro Self-Esteem Blackboard Self Help Classics Sobriety Counter Stop Panic Anxiety Self Help Stop Drinking (iTunes/Android) STOP!T StopSelfHarm Suicide Lifeguard T2 Mood Tracker Take Control Teen Hotlines The Now This Way Up Thought Diary Watch Over Me – Personal Safety App Way of Life WhatsMyM3 Wingman Project Worry Box- Anxiety Self Help This post comes up every once in a while, and every time I see it, I’m so thankful for technology. I’ve looked at a lot of these and they’re so helpful! Many of them are free so check them out!
Sobriety: APPS bon Mental
 Health Support
 ecoverrisbeauthul tumblr.com
just-another-blogging-recoverer:

recoveryisbeautiful:

Even though some of the links go directly to the iTunes or Android store, still double check them because most of them are available of both platforms as well as others :)
12 Steps AA Companion (iTunes/Android)
Alura: Cognitive Therapy
ASK  Prevent Suicide (iTunes/Android)
AutisMate
Beating the Blues
Beat Panic
Beat Social Phobia (iTunes/Android)
BellyBio Interactive Breathing
Bipol-App
BioZen
Body Beautiful
BrainHQ
CBT Referee
Circle of 6
Cogmed
CogniFit
Cognitive Diary CBT Self-Help
Cognitive Enhancement Therapy
Constant Therapy
COGPACK
Control Alcohol (iTunes/Android)
DBT Diary Card and Skills Coach
DBT Self Help
Depression CBT Self-Help Guide
Eating D
eCBT
eMoods Bipolar Mood Tracker
Emotions and Feelings - AutismFeelings Book
Fit Brains
Focus Trainer
Guardly
Happy Habits: Choose Happiness
HAPPYneuron
HELP Prevent Suicide (iTunes/Android)
iCBT
iCounselor
iMoodJournal
ImQuit – Quit Addiction
iPromises
iStress
Just-in-Case
Kissy Project
Life Mood
LifeLine Response
Live Happy
Lumosity
Mobicip Safe Browser with Parental Control
Mood and Anxiety Diary
Mood Panda
Mood Tracker
Mood Tracking Journal and Diary
Mood Watch
MoodGYM
MoodKit
Moodlytics
MoodMaster Anti-Depression App
Moody Me
MyBrainSolutions
MindShift
My Mood Tracker
MyThoughts
OneHealth Meeting Finder
OnWatch (iTunes/Android)
Operation Reach Out (iTunes/Android)
Optimism
Overcoming Social Anxiety
Panic Aid
Project Toe
PSSCogRehab
PTSD Coach
QPR Suicide Crisis Support
Recovery Box
Recovery Record
Rise Up + Recover
Sad Scale
SAFE Alternatives
Safe Helpline
Safety App
Safety Plan
SAM – Self Help for Anxiety Management
SAS – Social Anxiety Support
Scientific Brain Training Pro
Self-Esteem Blackboard
Self Help Classics
Sobriety Counter
Stop Panic  Anxiety Self Help
Stop Drinking (iTunes/Android)
STOP!T
StopSelfHarm
Suicide Lifeguard
T2 Mood Tracker
Take Control
Teen Hotlines
The Now
This Way Up
Thought Diary
Watch Over Me – Personal Safety App
Way of Life
WhatsMyM3
Wingman Project
Worry Box- Anxiety Self Help

This post comes up every once in a while, and every time I see it, I’m so thankful for technology. I’ve looked at a lot of these and they’re so helpful! Many of them are free so check them out!

just-another-blogging-recoverer: recoveryisbeautiful: Even though some of the links go directly to the iTunes or Android store, still d...

Sobriety: ET FABL DEMI LOUATO IS 'REALLY PROUD' OF MILEY CYRUS FOR EMBRACING SOBRIETY NEWS Earlier this year, Demi Lovato celebrated five years of sobriety, a major milestone for the pop star, who's been open about her previous addiction struggles. In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, she voiced support for fellow Disney Channel alum Miley Cyrus, who's now "completely clean" from substances as well. — "I am really proud of Miley," Lovato said. "I think that it helps people to know that there are people in the spotlight that have challenges, that are faced with very stressful lives. I think it helps to know that recovery is possible and it’s something that is so important to certain people like myself." — Cyrus recently told Billboard she's embracing sobriety — "I'm not doing drugs, I'm not drinking, I'm completely clean right now!" — to keep her mind "super clear and sharp" for her new music. People who are stoned, she said, generally aren't helping her evolve as a person. — "I wouldn’t be alive without my sobriety, and the people that are sober today in this industry, I commend them a lot," Lovato continued. "But even in day-to-day life, no matter whether you are from the middle of nowhere or you live in a big city, addiction doesn't discriminate, so whenever you are able to take control back, it’s really admirable." By Deepa Lakshmin
Sobriety: ET
 FABL
 DEMI LOUATO IS 'REALLY PROUD' OF MILEY
 CYRUS FOR EMBRACING SOBRIETY
 NEWS
Earlier this year, Demi Lovato celebrated five years of sobriety, a major milestone for the pop star, who's been open about her previous addiction struggles. In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, she voiced support for fellow Disney Channel alum Miley Cyrus, who's now "completely clean" from substances as well. — "I am really proud of Miley," Lovato said. "I think that it helps people to know that there are people in the spotlight that have challenges, that are faced with very stressful lives. I think it helps to know that recovery is possible and it’s something that is so important to certain people like myself." — Cyrus recently told Billboard she's embracing sobriety — "I'm not doing drugs, I'm not drinking, I'm completely clean right now!" — to keep her mind "super clear and sharp" for her new music. People who are stoned, she said, generally aren't helping her evolve as a person. — "I wouldn’t be alive without my sobriety, and the people that are sober today in this industry, I commend them a lot," Lovato continued. "But even in day-to-day life, no matter whether you are from the middle of nowhere or you live in a big city, addiction doesn't discriminate, so whenever you are able to take control back, it’s really admirable." By Deepa Lakshmin

Earlier this year, Demi Lovato celebrated five years of sobriety, a major milestone for the pop star, who's been open about her previous...

Sobriety: Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica Dixon Arrested After Traffic Stop @balleralert Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica Dixon Arrested After Traffic Stop -blogged by: @eleven8 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ EricaDixon had an awful run-in with law enforcement that resulted in her being arrested. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The incident began when the LHHATL star was pulled over for speeding. Dixon reportedly told police officers that she had taken 3 shots of Grand Marnier but when asked to perform a field sobriety test, she refused. There was a verbal exchange and according to Dixon, she accepted her ticket, jumped in her car and began driving away. According to the police report, the officer ordered Dixon not to drive and advised she call a friend to pick her up. When she jumped in her car to drive away, they took it as her attempting to flee. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The cop then jumps into his vehicle to confront her. Dixon was asked to step out of her vehicle and when she did not comply, the cop threatened to pull her out. Fortunately, it didn't get to the point where Erica had to be physically removed from her vehicle, but judging from the video, she was not happy about the situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Erica was arrested for disorderly conduct and released shortly after being cited.
Sobriety: Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica
 Dixon Arrested After Traffic Stop
 @balleralert
Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica Dixon Arrested After Traffic Stop -blogged by: @eleven8 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ EricaDixon had an awful run-in with law enforcement that resulted in her being arrested. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The incident began when the LHHATL star was pulled over for speeding. Dixon reportedly told police officers that she had taken 3 shots of Grand Marnier but when asked to perform a field sobriety test, she refused. There was a verbal exchange and according to Dixon, she accepted her ticket, jumped in her car and began driving away. According to the police report, the officer ordered Dixon not to drive and advised she call a friend to pick her up. When she jumped in her car to drive away, they took it as her attempting to flee. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The cop then jumps into his vehicle to confront her. Dixon was asked to step out of her vehicle and when she did not comply, the cop threatened to pull her out. Fortunately, it didn't get to the point where Erica had to be physically removed from her vehicle, but judging from the video, she was not happy about the situation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Erica was arrested for disorderly conduct and released shortly after being cited.

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's Erica Dixon Arrested After Traffic Stop -blogged by: @eleven8 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ EricaDixon had an awful run-in...

Sobriety: I wonder if he passed the sobriety test (@dumbpeopledoingthings)
Sobriety: I wonder if he passed the sobriety test (@dumbpeopledoingthings)

I wonder if he passed the sobriety test (@dumbpeopledoingthings)

Sobriety: www.veprikov.com spikesjojo: gothiccharmschool: deviantart: seerofsarcasm: satamoru: plintoon: satamoru: zoann: colormecalm: nonimaginaryfriend: americanairliines: Old hag by *veprikov Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world. I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat.. Im sobbing. no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic:  Enjoy! DEAD Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care Forever reblog. ❤️ Why yes, I will always reblog the happy endings people have given to this illustration. BECAUSE THAT DELIGHTFUL ELDERLY WITCH DESERVES TO BE HAPPY WITH THE FANCY PURPLE HAT. When I Am Old. When I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat that doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me, And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired, And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells, And run my stick along the public railings, And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens, And learn to spit. You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat, And eat three pounds of sausages at a go, Or only bread and pickle for a week, And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats and things in boxes. But now we must have clothes that keep us dry, And pay our rent and not swear in the street, And set a good example for the children. We will have friends to dinner and read the papers. But maybe I ought to practice a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised, When suddenly I am old and start to wear purple! Jenny Joseph
Sobriety: www.veprikov.com
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Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

Enjoy!


DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

Forever reblog. ❤️

Why yes, I will always reblog the happy endings people have given to this illustration. BECAUSE THAT DELIGHTFUL ELDERLY WITCH DESERVES TO BE HAPPY WITH THE FANCY PURPLE HAT.

When I Am Old.
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat that doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me,
And I shall spend my pension
on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals,
and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired,
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells,
And run my stick along the public railings,
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens,
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat,
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go,
Or only bread and pickle for a week,
And hoard pens and pencils and beer mats
and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,
And pay our rent and not swear in the street,
And set a good example for the children.
We will have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me
are not too shocked and surprised,
When suddenly I am old
and start to wear purple!
Jenny Joseph

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