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So Youre Saying: SO YOU'RE SAYING EVERY TIME GARGAN OR BROCK HAS BEEN INCARCERATED- 5 -WHILE BONDED WITH THIS ALIEN CREATURE, THEY'VE BEEN PERMITTED TO KEEP IT ON THEIR PERSON?! YES! EVEN THOUGH WE'VE KNOWN WE COULD REMOVE IT WITH SONIC BLASTS! BLAME THE ACLU AND PETA! THEY LOBBIED FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE SYMBIOTE! UNBELIEVABLE! WHY NOT LET HIM CARRY A LOADED FIREARM WHILE THEY'RE AT IT?! symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote! on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA) but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again?Β  when did this campaign happen?Β  who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity? did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials? who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries? there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again This is insane hahaha That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.
So Youre Saying: SO YOU'RE
 SAYING EVERY
 TIME GARGAN OR
 BROCK HAS BEEN
 INCARCERATED-
 5
 -WHILE
 BONDED WITH THIS
 ALIEN CREATURE,
 THEY'VE BEEN
 PERMITTED TO KEEP
 IT ON THEIR
 PERSON?!
 YES! EVEN
 THOUGH WE'VE
 KNOWN WE COULD
 REMOVE IT
 WITH SONIC
 BLASTS!
 BLAME THE
 ACLU AND PETA!
 THEY LOBBIED FOR
 THE RIGHTS OF
 THE SYMBIOTE!
 UNBELIEVABLE!
 WHY NOT LET HIM
 CARRY A LOADED
 FIREARM WHILE
 THEY'RE
 AT IT?!
symbisexual-disaster:
cassowarykisses:

Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote!
on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human  symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA)
but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again?Β 
when did this campaign happen?Β 
who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity?
did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials?
who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries?
there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again

This is insane hahaha

That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.

symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]!...

So Youre Saying: thatswhenyouseesparks Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn't warm your heart I don't know what could terecita don't forget that he also bought arwen's horse for her stunt rider when she couldn't afford it awww inksplotched #also don't forget that for the rohimm they put a call out for locals #bring a horse Show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan timespaceprincess also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier amber-and-ice Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them. riddlemehiddleston if this isn't the best post i don't lilyrose225writes So you're saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar starlinginthesky Witch King: No living man can kill me! several thousand riders of Rohan: rip their fake beards off Witch King: Oh fuck. valinorbound screeches* We aRE NO MEN *casually sneaks in another LOTR post like the movies didnt come out more than a decade ago*
So Youre Saying: thatswhenyouseesparks
 Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded
 so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he
 bought it from its owner. If that doesn't warm your heart I don't know what could
 terecita
 don't forget that he also bought arwen's horse for her stunt rider when she
 couldn't afford it awww
 inksplotched
 #also don't forget that for the rohimm they put a call out for locals #bring a horse
 Show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women
 went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider
 of rohan
 timespaceprincess
 also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the
 movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet
 premier
 amber-and-ice
 Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put
 out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team
 just stuck beards on them.
 riddlemehiddleston
 if this isn't the best post i don't
 lilyrose225writes
 So you're saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of
 Angmar
 starlinginthesky
 Witch King: No living man can kill me!
 several thousand riders of Rohan: rip their fake beards off
 Witch King: Oh fuck.
 valinorbound
 screeches* We aRE NO MEN
*casually sneaks in another LOTR post like the movies didnt come out more than a decade ago*

*casually sneaks in another LOTR post like the movies didnt come out more than a decade ago*