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snore: Snore Snole S6 stinkfight: for some dumb reason my text post didn’t upload the photo like it should have so here u go g’night!!
snore: Snore
 Snole
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stinkfight:

for some dumb reason my text post didn’t upload the photo like it should have so here u go g’night!!

stinkfight: for some dumb reason my text post didn’t upload the photo like it should have so here u go g’night!!

snore: 0 HAGRID, WHAT ARE You DOING HERE WHERES- -AND LILY? -JAMES- AA A HARRY? I CAN TAKE HIM l'M HIS ,// DUMBLEDORE SAYS GODRATHER! SISTER. MAN SERIDUSLY? CANT HE NEEDS ME I CANT LOSE HiM, 1、M SO soei... HAGRID. GIVE ME HARY PLEASE DONT MAKE ME SINuS, No! STUPEFY SHIT. HEY KID LET'S GO io FRST ATOL <p><a href="http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/163534923537/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves" class="tumblr_blog">marauders4evr</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-touchy-feeley.tumblr.com/post/147399214242">the-touchy-feeley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gingersnapwolves.tumblr.com/post/124112595459">gingersnapwolves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/123894659356">copperbadge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://resplendeo.tumblr.com/post/123891095130">resplendeo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://team-free-will-on-skaro.tumblr.com/post/123888189457">team-free-will-on-skaro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spooky-ophelia.tumblr.com/post/112852180386">spooky-ophelia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiyala.tumblr.com/post/111745921396">kiyala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isozyme.tumblr.com/post/111212878034">isozyme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Remus Lupin: Sirius you did <i>what.</i></p> <p>Inspired by <a href="http://lotstradamus.tumblr.com/post/79498872097">this</a> post and others by <a href="http://tmblr.co/mOrz5u85azFNf4xRm80I1LQ">lotstradamus</a></p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://tumblr.com/tagged/i-want-the-50k-story-of-facepalming-remus-and-panicked-sirius-with-kidnapped-baby-harry-on-the-run-from-dumbledore">#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore</a> (via <a href="http://tmblr.co/mBh5nOhb1Ay8IazU1XqKwjQ">meh-guh</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://tmblr.co/mCf4edV-Q9XEFLaFtnMYjGg">theboredomisdeadly</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?</p> </blockquote> <p>clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away</p> <p>possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice</p> </blockquote> <p>*Hagrid sits up*</p> <p>“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” <br/></p> <p>*lies down*</p> <p>*Sirius climbs on motorbike*</p> <p>*Hagrid sits up again*</p> <p>“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”<br/></p> <p>*Motorbike zooms off*</p> <p>*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*</p> <p>“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” <br/></p> <p>*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*</p> </blockquote> <p>then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that</p> </blockquote> <p>This is fucking fantastic</p> </blockquote> <p>Still one of the best posts/additions. </p> </blockquote>
snore: 0
 HAGRID, WHAT ARE You
 DOING HERE WHERES-
 -AND
 LILY?
 -JAMES-

 AA
 A HARRY?
 I CAN TAKE HIM
 l'M HIS ,// DUMBLEDORE SAYS
 GODRATHER!
 SISTER.
 MAN
 SERIDUSLY?

 CANT
 HE NEEDS ME
 I CANT LOSE HiM,
 1、M SO
 soei...
 HAGRID.
 GIVE ME HARY
 PLEASE DONT
 MAKE ME
 SINuS, No!
 STUPEFY

 SHIT.
 HEY KID
 LET'S GO
 io
 FRST ATOL
<p><a href="http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/163534923537/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves" class="tumblr_blog">marauders4evr</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-touchy-feeley.tumblr.com/post/147399214242">the-touchy-feeley</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gingersnapwolves.tumblr.com/post/124112595459">gingersnapwolves</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/123894659356">copperbadge</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://resplendeo.tumblr.com/post/123891095130">resplendeo</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://team-free-will-on-skaro.tumblr.com/post/123888189457">team-free-will-on-skaro</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spooky-ophelia.tumblr.com/post/112852180386">spooky-ophelia</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiyala.tumblr.com/post/111745921396">kiyala</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isozyme.tumblr.com/post/111212878034">isozyme</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Remus Lupin: Sirius you did <i>what.</i></p>
<p>Inspired by <a href="http://lotstradamus.tumblr.com/post/79498872097">this</a> post and others by <a href="http://tmblr.co/mOrz5u85azFNf4xRm80I1LQ">lotstradamus</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="https://tumblr.com/tagged/i-want-the-50k-story-of-facepalming-remus-and-panicked-sirius-with-kidnapped-baby-harry-on-the-run-from-dumbledore">#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore</a> (via <a href="http://tmblr.co/mBh5nOhb1Ay8IazU1XqKwjQ">meh-guh</a>)</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="http://tmblr.co/mCf4edV-Q9XEFLaFtnMYjGg">theboredomisdeadly</a><br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away</p>
<p>possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice</p>
</blockquote>
<p>*Hagrid sits up*</p>
<p>“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” <br/></p>
<p>*lies down*</p>
<p>*Sirius climbs on motorbike*</p>
<p>*Hagrid sits up again*</p>
<p>“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”<br/></p>
<p>*Motorbike zooms off*</p>
<p>*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*</p>
<p>“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” <br/></p>
<p>*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*</p>
</blockquote>
<p>then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is fucking fantastic</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Still one of the best posts/additions. </p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/163534923537/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves" class="tumblr_blog">marauders4evr</a>:<...

snore: All we need to do is survive tonight. oh man how i've loved the all out snore story arc😍 TheWalkingDead TWD WalkingDead CarlGrimes
snore: All we need to do
 is survive tonight.
oh man how i've loved the all out snore story arc😍 TheWalkingDead TWD WalkingDead CarlGrimes

oh man how i've loved the all out snore story arc😍 TheWalkingDead TWD WalkingDead CarlGrimes

snore: u/bofstein . 2d. imgur I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy on the plane @DrSmashlove Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂
snore: u/bofstein . 2d. imgur
 I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy
 on the plane
 @DrSmashlove
Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂

Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel...

snore: BIG vs LIL i convos @80s Baby 90s Kid HOTEL VICTORIA Coaos Baby 90s Kid I know it's early but @sommore is funny lol 😂 After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is not an Urban myth but an actual reality for women everywhere. You are too lazy to make her orgasm... But you got your nut right? Sex and love making is an important ritual. This is one of the ways we bond and reaffirm bonds, thus keeping a relationship strong. When I was younger, I made it my prerogative to be able to satisfy any potential partner. (Mainly due to insecurities, nobody wants to be called sh*t in bed.) Fellas it's important that we learn our bodies properly. Learn her body, know where the clitoris is, look her in the eye, read her body language. If you can't manifest another erection after you ejaculate, then you need to make sure she is satisfied before you finish. Your partner will tell you what she likes, how she likes it, if she wants you to choke her... do what she says. If she tells you she is going to cum... Don't stop, unless you are about to buss and you want to give her multiple orgasms. Then stop, grab a water and get back to delivering the orgasms she desires. You will remain her fantasy for as long as you satisfy her sexually. If she thinks you are too lazy, won't listen or aren't willing to try then her mind will wander. Don't end up without a partner because you were too lazy. Get fitter, be healthier, drink water, if you can't walk up stairs without getting out of breath, how are you going to perform? Masturbate and practice controlling when you ejaculate. If you want to have sex for hours but you can't masturbate for 10 minutes... Foreplay is amazing and a great addition to penetration, but if you get too excited every time then it will be a waste of time. She didn't wax, get her hair done, buy the outfit to watch you snore... Concentration is key, it's okay to pull out, gain control of your body and continue. If you want your woman to respect you then you need to satisfy her needs. Women love sex just as much as men do, so make the earth move. If you can't be bothered to make her happy... I'm sure someone else will. chakabars
snore: BIG vs LIL i convos
 @80s Baby 90s Kid
 HOTEL VICTORIA
 Coaos Baby 90s Kid
I know it's early but @sommore is funny lol 😂 After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is not an Urban myth but an actual reality for women everywhere. You are too lazy to make her orgasm... But you got your nut right? Sex and love making is an important ritual. This is one of the ways we bond and reaffirm bonds, thus keeping a relationship strong. When I was younger, I made it my prerogative to be able to satisfy any potential partner. (Mainly due to insecurities, nobody wants to be called sh*t in bed.) Fellas it's important that we learn our bodies properly. Learn her body, know where the clitoris is, look her in the eye, read her body language. If you can't manifest another erection after you ejaculate, then you need to make sure she is satisfied before you finish. Your partner will tell you what she likes, how she likes it, if she wants you to choke her... do what she says. If she tells you she is going to cum... Don't stop, unless you are about to buss and you want to give her multiple orgasms. Then stop, grab a water and get back to delivering the orgasms she desires. You will remain her fantasy for as long as you satisfy her sexually. If she thinks you are too lazy, won't listen or aren't willing to try then her mind will wander. Don't end up without a partner because you were too lazy. Get fitter, be healthier, drink water, if you can't walk up stairs without getting out of breath, how are you going to perform? Masturbate and practice controlling when you ejaculate. If you want to have sex for hours but you can't masturbate for 10 minutes... Foreplay is amazing and a great addition to penetration, but if you get too excited every time then it will be a waste of time. She didn't wax, get her hair done, buy the outfit to watch you snore... Concentration is key, it's okay to pull out, gain control of your body and continue. If you want your woman to respect you then you need to satisfy her needs. Women love sex just as much as men do, so make the earth move. If you can't be bothered to make her happy... I'm sure someone else will. chakabars

I know it's early but @sommore is funny lol 😂 After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is...

snore: Yourutesolution.com I save up to 70% on lite insurance I think I'm being generous when I give Kendrick Lamar this 1.5 star Lyft rating. He was in the back seat with me for well over half the trip "ghost riding" <p><a href="http://wolfelements.tumblr.com/post/154569916842/life-insurancequote-eviltessmacher" class="tumblr_blog">wolfelements</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/153846038620/eviltessmacher-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://eviltessmacher.tumblr.com/post/153845929530/life-insurancequote-trivet-lover" class="tumblr_blog">eviltessmacher</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/151356442425/trivet-lover-life-insurancequote-come-on" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trivet-lover.tumblr.com/post/151356223992">trivet-lover</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/150845840890">life-insurancequote</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Come on, bro!  <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>This really a life insurance ad?</p> </blockquote> <p>This is exactly the response I aim to invoke in people :) <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Please don’t mistake disgust and annoyance for approval. </p> <p>Hint: Nobody approves.</p> </blockquote> <p>Most people get satire or they move on. No reasonable person could be disgusted by this.</p> </blockquote> <p>I am disgusted. Severely.</p> <p>Kidding, these actually make me consider insurance cause the advert is such a unique style. Ones on TV are snore worthy.</p> </blockquote>
snore: Yourutesolution.com I save up to 70% on lite insurance
 I think I'm being generous when I give Kendrick Lamar
 this 1.5 star Lyft rating. He was in the back seat with me
 for well over half the trip "ghost riding"
<p><a href="http://wolfelements.tumblr.com/post/154569916842/life-insurancequote-eviltessmacher" class="tumblr_blog">wolfelements</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/153846038620/eviltessmacher-life-insurancequote" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://eviltessmacher.tumblr.com/post/153845929530/life-insurancequote-trivet-lover" class="tumblr_blog">eviltessmacher</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/151356442425/trivet-lover-life-insurancequote-come-on" class="tumblr_blog">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trivet-lover.tumblr.com/post/151356223992">trivet-lover</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://life-insurancequote.tumblr.com/post/150845840890">life-insurancequote</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Come on, bro!  <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>This really a life insurance ad?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This is exactly the response I aim to invoke in people :) <br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Please don’t mistake disgust and annoyance for approval. </p>
<p>Hint: Nobody approves.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Most people get satire or they move on.  No reasonable person could be disgusted by this.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I am disgusted. Severely.</p>
<p>Kidding, these actually make me consider insurance cause the advert is such a unique style. Ones on TV are snore worthy.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://wolfelements.tumblr.com/post/154569916842/life-insurancequote-eviltessmacher" class="tumblr_blog">wolfelements</a>:</p...