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Be Like, Children, and Detroit: WIZARU speedoweedo on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green. speedoweedo elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it. ndiecity What else? WIZARD speedoweedo the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last year can you let me talk to him" and the seance person would be like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER then he'd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN. He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite speedoweedo foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream. simon-newman Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the subject I never studied in my life* Me: How the f*ck do we know this? Brain: I don't know! Both: *Screaming* lolpics/AstroFunny I really like some of these.
Be Like, Children, and Detroit: WIZARU
 speedoweedo
 on a list of dumb shit i know:
 the grass in the original shrek movie is not
 grass. its hair. they used hair textures for
 the grass bc the actual grass for some
 reason in their computer modelling
 programs would not behave like grass so
 they used hair textures colored green.
 speedoweedo
 elvis presley was a registered DEA officer
 who asked nixon for the title and was
 awarded it.
 ndiecity
 What else?
 WIZARD
 speedoweedo
 the great escape artist houdini was living in
 a time period where mysticism, fortune
 telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
 becoming very common place and trendy.
 and he fucking hated it so much. so much
 that he would go to seances in disguise
 and make some bullshit off the wall shit like
 "my son died last year can you let me talk
 to him" and the seance person would be
 like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER
 then he'd rip off his disguise and be like
 YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
 He died on Halloween night in detroit and
 as far as i know every year they hold
 seances on halloween trying to get in
 contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet
 his ghost is just pissed off and not
 responding out of raw spite
 speedoweedo
 foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus
 the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it
 so they just drop their jaws and scream.
 simon-newman
 Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the
 subject I never studied in my life*
 Me: How the f*ck do we know this?
 Brain: I don't know!
 Both: *Screaming*
 lolpics/AstroFunny
I really like some of these.

I really like some of these.

Be Like, Children, and Coca-Cola: speedoweedo speedoweedo speedoweedo speedoweedo ndiecity speedoweedo speedoweedo on a list of dumb shit i know: o the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green o elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it. What else? o the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last vear can you let me talk to him and the seance person would be like THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER' then he'd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN o He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite o foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream. o if you were to eat the liver of a polar bear you would succumb to vitamin A poisoning o Graham crackers started off as anti masturbatory aids, Coca-Cola was intended to be a medicine o Mr. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a measure to stave off masturbation and was huge into the anti-masturbatory movement, which he believed caused health problems o also in the same vein as houdini shit: he commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to write a piece discrediting mysticism and it fucking exists. He, the fantastic magician, commissioned the fuckn horror fantasy writer to dunk on mysticism. I cannot get over this for any span of time it comes back to slap me each day o also HP Lovecraft was deathly afraid of fish, and was a self-described ichthyophobe A treasure trove of trivia
Be Like, Children, and Coca-Cola: speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 ndiecity
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 on a list of dumb shit i know:
 o the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its
 hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual
 grass for some reason in their computer modelling
 programs would not behave like grass so they used hair
 textures colored green
 o elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked
 nixon for the title and was awarded it.
 What else?
 o the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where
 mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
 becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it
 so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and
 make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last vear
 can you let me talk to him and the seance person would be
 like THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER' then he'd rip off his
 disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN
 o He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every
 year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with
 his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not
 responding out of raw spite
 o foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their
 muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
 o if you were to eat the liver of a polar bear you would succumb to
 vitamin A poisoning
 o Graham crackers started off as anti masturbatory aids, Coca-Cola was
 intended to be a medicine
 o Mr. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a measure to stave off
 masturbation and was huge into the anti-masturbatory movement, which
 he believed caused health problems
 o also in the same vein as houdini shit: he commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to
 write a piece discrediting mysticism and it fucking exists. He, the fantastic
 magician, commissioned the fuckn horror fantasy writer to dunk on
 mysticism. I cannot get over this for any span of time it comes back to slap
 me each day
 o also HP Lovecraft was deathly afraid of fish, and was a self-described
 ichthyophobe
A treasure trove of trivia

A treasure trove of trivia

Confidence, Confused, and Crush: how to know you are a norse mythology geek upon seeing THIS in the thor: ragnarok trailer you scream, "FENRIR! HI PUPPER!!! auntieval ME, WHEN THEGREAT WOLF FENRIR BREAKS FREE OF HIS CHAINS AND RACES OFF TO CONSUME ODIN, SIGNALING THE BEGINNING OF RAGNAROK AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD ohmy gosh puppy! come here pap!l oh, you are SUCH a good bon! let me pet your tummy. IT GOT BETTER OMFG IM CRYING Yeah.. me too. I wanna pat the very big pupper poztatt And this is how The End is stopped. Not by the gods or goddesses, the other races than man, no. It is Tumblr. As a mass running after a now confused and tail tucking Fenrir whining softly as the crowd chants "PUPPER! PUPPER! PUPPER! kyraneko Better yet: Fenrir escapes his chains and lopes forward to destroy the earth, and is met by a crowd of people. An army, Fenrir thinks, and bares his teeth in a ferocious snarl and charges toward them They cheer Wait. cheer? Fenrir slows, confused. He smells no fear senses no rage. This is a very strange army. The first hand-weaponless!-reaches for himc he tenses, ready to tear the offending limb to shreds, and lets out a high little yippy whine when it pats him about the ears Immediately the noise is reproduced by some four or five of the nearest humans, he smells excitement; more hands are patting him It's nice The humans crowd around him, patting him and scritching him and shuffling around to give others a chance. Voices coo, and make puppy noises, and someone catches just the right spot and he cocks his leg and scratches himself, drawing a multitude of oohs and ahhs and cheers and squees At some point, his hunger awakens at the scent of burnt fleshç a human has brought him what he later learns is a hot dog: he swallows it in one bite, to more cheering, and looks around hopefully for more It is not long before more is bought: steaks and Big Macs and bacon; it seems like much of the group has brought him a snack of some kind and was hoping for a chance to give it to him. The End of the World is supposed to be at hand, but Fenrir does not care. His hunger sated, his battle-lust swept away by a tide of gently petting hands, he rolls over, careful not to crush his many companions, and takes a nap. Who's a good boy?" they ask him, over and over s this some psychological warfare, he won ders, designed to undermine his confidence and remind him that he is nothing more than a monster who needs to be chained? Who's a good boy, huh, huh? "Who's my good boy? And then one of them answers the question for him. You are Me? he thinks. But if there was any doubt, she confirms it You are, yes you are Fenrirs tongue hangs out of his mouth as he grins. 'm a good boy! @lectorel Good post FENRIR IS PUPPER Odin will be the first to tell you, FENRIR IS A VERY GOOD BOY LARGE PUP MUST PET how to know you are a norse mythology geek upon seeing: "Odin il be the first to tell you, FENRIR IS A VERY GOOD BOY you say: the fuck he won't Source: sweetdreamr 40,277 notes If this isnt the final act Ill be mad
Confidence, Confused, and Crush: how to know you are a
 norse mythology geek
 upon seeing THIS in the thor: ragnarok trailer
 you scream, "FENRIR! HI PUPPER!!!
 auntieval
 ME, WHEN THEGREAT WOLF FENRIR BREAKS FREE
 OF HIS CHAINS AND RACES OFF TO CONSUME ODIN,
 SIGNALING THE BEGINNING OF RAGNAROK AND THE
 DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD
 ohmy gosh puppy! come here pap!l oh, you are
 SUCH a good bon! let me pet your tummy.
 IT GOT BETTER OMFG IM CRYING
 Yeah.. me too. I wanna pat the very big
 pupper
 poztatt
 And this is how The End is stopped. Not by
 the gods or goddesses, the other races than
 man, no. It is Tumblr. As a mass running
 after a now confused and tail tucking Fenrir
 whining softly as the crowd chants "PUPPER!
 PUPPER! PUPPER!
 kyraneko
 Better yet: Fenrir escapes his chains and
 lopes forward to destroy the earth, and is met
 by a crowd of people. An army, Fenrir thinks,
 and bares his teeth in a ferocious snarl and
 charges toward them
 They cheer
 Wait. cheer?
 Fenrir slows, confused. He smells no fear
 senses no rage. This is a very strange army.
 The first hand-weaponless!-reaches for himc
 he tenses, ready to tear the offending limb to
 shreds, and lets out a high little yippy whine
 when it pats him about the ears
 Immediately the noise is reproduced by some
 four or five of the nearest humans, he smells
 excitement; more hands are patting him
 It's nice
 The humans crowd around him, patting him
 and scritching him and shuffling around to
 give others a chance. Voices coo, and make
 puppy noises, and someone catches just the
 right spot and he cocks his leg and scratches
 himself, drawing a multitude of oohs and ahhs
 and cheers and squees
 At some point, his hunger awakens at the
 scent of burnt fleshç a human has brought him
 what he later learns is a hot dog: he swallows
 it in one bite, to more cheering, and looks
 around hopefully for more
 It is not long before more is bought: steaks
 and Big Macs and bacon; it seems like much
 of the group has brought him a snack of some
 kind and was hoping for a chance to give it to
 him.
 The End of the World is supposed to be at
 hand, but Fenrir does not care. His hunger
 sated, his battle-lust swept away by a tide of
 gently petting hands, he rolls over, careful not
 to crush his many companions, and takes a
 nap.
 Who's a good boy?" they ask him, over and
 over
 s this some psychological warfare, he won
 ders, designed to undermine his confidence
 and remind him that he is nothing more than a
 monster who needs to be chained?
 Who's a good boy, huh, huh? "Who's my good
 boy?
 And then one of them answers the question
 for him.
 You are
 Me? he thinks. But if there was any doubt,
 she confirms it
 You are, yes you are
 Fenrirs tongue hangs out of his mouth as he
 grins. 'm a good boy!
 @lectorel
 Good post
 FENRIR IS PUPPER
 Odin will be the first to tell you, FENRIR IS A
 VERY GOOD BOY
 LARGE PUP MUST PET
 how to know you are a norse mythology geek
 upon seeing: "Odin il be the first to tell you,
 FENRIR IS A VERY GOOD BOY
 you say: the fuck he won't
 Source: sweetdreamr
 40,277 notes
If this isnt the final act Ill be mad

If this isnt the final act Ill be mad

Bitch, Children, and Girls: CHAPTER THIRTY SIX. He changed course, running at Bellatrix rather than Voldemort but before he had gone a few steps he was knocked sideways. NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH! Mrs. Weasley threw off her cloak as she ran, freeing her arms Bellatrix spun on the spot, roaring with laughter at the sight of her new challenger "OUT OF MY WAY!" shouted Mrs. Weasley to the three girls, and with a swipe of her wand she began to duel. Harry watched with terror and elation as Molly Weasley's wand slashed and twirled, and Bellatrix Lestrange's smile faltered and became a snarl. Jets of ligh flew from both wands, the floor around the witches' feet became hot and cracked; both women were fighting to kill. No!" Mrs. Weasley cried as a few students ran forward, trying to come to her aid. "Get back! Get back! She is mine!" Hundreds of people now lined the walls, watching the two fights Voldemort and his three opponents, Bellatrix and Molly, and Harry stood, invisible, torn between both, wanting to attack and yet t protect, unable to be sure that he would not hit the innocent. "What will happen to your children when I've killed you?" taunte Bellatrix, as mad as her master, capering as Molly's curses dances around her. "When Mummy's gone the same way as Freddie?" You-willnever-touch-our-children-aga screamed Mrs. Weasley hilarated laugh her cousin Siriu Hitler hated this site too MUGGLENET MEMES.COM <p>Mrs. Weasley is such a badass. <a href="http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa">http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa</a></p>
Bitch, Children, and Girls: CHAPTER THIRTY SIX.
 He changed course, running at Bellatrix rather than Voldemort
 but before he had gone a few steps he was knocked sideways.
 NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!
 Mrs. Weasley threw off her cloak as she ran, freeing her arms
 Bellatrix spun on the spot, roaring with laughter at the sight of her
 new challenger
 "OUT OF MY WAY!" shouted Mrs. Weasley to the three girls,
 and with a swipe of her wand she began to duel. Harry watched with
 terror and elation as Molly Weasley's wand slashed and twirled, and
 Bellatrix Lestrange's smile faltered and became a snarl. Jets of ligh
 flew from both wands, the floor around the witches' feet became
 hot and cracked; both women were fighting to kill.
 No!" Mrs. Weasley cried as a few students ran forward, trying
 to come to her aid. "Get back! Get back! She is mine!"
 Hundreds of people now lined the walls, watching the two fights
 Voldemort and his three opponents, Bellatrix and Molly, and Harry
 stood, invisible, torn between both, wanting to attack and yet t
 protect, unable to be sure that he would not hit the innocent.
 "What will happen to your children when I've killed you?" taunte
 Bellatrix, as mad as her master, capering as Molly's curses dances
 around her. "When Mummy's gone the same way as Freddie?"
 You-willnever-touch-our-children-aga
 screamed Mrs. Weasley
 hilarated laugh her cousin Siriu
 Hitler hated this site too MUGGLENET MEMES.COM
<p>Mrs. Weasley is such a badass. <a href="http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa">http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa</a></p>

Mrs. Weasley is such a badass. http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa

Bitch, Children, and Girls: CHAPTER THIRTY SIX. He changed course, running at Bellatrix rather than Voldemort but before he had gone a few steps he was knocked sideways. NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH! Mrs. Weasley threw off her cloak as she ran, freeing her arms Bellatrix spun on the spot, roaring with laughter at the sight of her new challenger "OUT OF MY WAY!" shouted Mrs. Weasley to the three girls, and with a swipe of her wand she began to duel. Harry watched with terror and elation as Molly Weasley's wand slashed and twirled, and Bellatrix Lestrange's smile faltered and became a snarl. Jets of ligh flew from both wands, the floor around the witches' feet became hot and cracked; both women were fighting to kill. No!" Mrs. Weasley cried as a few students ran forward, trying to come to her aid. "Get back! Get back! She is mine!" Hundreds of people now lined the walls, watching the two fights Voldemort and his three opponents, Bellatrix and Molly, and Harry stood, invisible, torn between both, wanting to attack and yet t protect, unable to be sure that he would not hit the innocent. "What will happen to your children when I've killed you?" taunte Bellatrix, as mad as her master, capering as Molly's curses dances around her. "When Mummy's gone the same way as Freddie?" You-willnever-touch-our-children-aga screamed Mrs. Weasley hilarated laugh her cousin Siriu Hitler hated this site too MUGGLENET MEMES.COM <p>Mrs. Weasley is such a badass. <a href="http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa">http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa</a></p>
Bitch, Children, and Girls: CHAPTER THIRTY SIX.
 He changed course, running at Bellatrix rather than Voldemort
 but before he had gone a few steps he was knocked sideways.
 NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!
 Mrs. Weasley threw off her cloak as she ran, freeing her arms
 Bellatrix spun on the spot, roaring with laughter at the sight of her
 new challenger
 "OUT OF MY WAY!" shouted Mrs. Weasley to the three girls,
 and with a swipe of her wand she began to duel. Harry watched with
 terror and elation as Molly Weasley's wand slashed and twirled, and
 Bellatrix Lestrange's smile faltered and became a snarl. Jets of ligh
 flew from both wands, the floor around the witches' feet became
 hot and cracked; both women were fighting to kill.
 No!" Mrs. Weasley cried as a few students ran forward, trying
 to come to her aid. "Get back! Get back! She is mine!"
 Hundreds of people now lined the walls, watching the two fights
 Voldemort and his three opponents, Bellatrix and Molly, and Harry
 stood, invisible, torn between both, wanting to attack and yet t
 protect, unable to be sure that he would not hit the innocent.
 "What will happen to your children when I've killed you?" taunte
 Bellatrix, as mad as her master, capering as Molly's curses dances
 around her. "When Mummy's gone the same way as Freddie?"
 You-willnever-touch-our-children-aga
 screamed Mrs. Weasley
 hilarated laugh her cousin Siriu
 Hitler hated this site too MUGGLENET MEMES.COM
<p>Mrs. Weasley is such a badass. <a href="http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa">http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa</a></p>

Mrs. Weasley is such a badass. http://ift.tt/1w8dJUa