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Smooth As Fuck: Daaamn smooth as fuck lol
Smooth As Fuck: Daaamn smooth as fuck lol

Daaamn smooth as fuck lol

Smooth As Fuck: YOU MATCHED WITH JENIFFER ON 12/13/19 Odds What's going on with ur worriers this year ? Lmfaoooo You know what it is, we rebuilding. I get it I get it my team is rebuilding too What's your team Spurs fan Team Heartbroken Leave us alone all our legends retired plus we lost kawai I'm kidding Demar I say that out loud Demar I cringe at what I just said Same same but all our legends hurt. And this cold weather giving me a bum knee. Does that make me a legend? I know everyone getting hurt nI hate that the lakers are doing ok Are u a legend ? Is the real question I hate the lakers too Hell yah i am In one of the few Asians that isn't lactose intolerant That means in legen dairy I'm Omg l've never heard of an Asian being lactose Must be ur friend only Forreal Foreal foreal lol Do you even know any Asians And I know a lot of Asians Also do you know cows have terrible balance They lactoes Make Name one * Huh Im lost now Cows have hooves They lack toes Meaning they don't have any toes cause they have hooves. Omg That's how I know you lying about knowing Asians You ain't got no sense of humor I do Imao NOIR VICELAND Tell me a joke Ima beat ur ass Sike Theirs ur joke lol jk The only thing you about to beat Is about 6 large eggs Cause you about to help me make breakfast in the morning? Yes ur so funny Damn That was smooth as fuck And I wasted it on your no sense of humor having ass How bout u make me breakfast N bring it to me Why are we even matched still The Spurs suck But they don't suck as much as your jokes Sent Because we are both cute First of all I have humor lol at a comedy club for 4 years I worked Ur just corny Bruhhh Sweeping floors at a comedy club don't make you funny Tell me how u really feel I will! I hate the fact that you use u and ur instead of you and you're. That's lazy And it pisses me off. The only time l'll see a period in this conversation is when it's that time of the month. Sent Send Type a message GIF Swing and a Miss
Smooth As Fuck: YOU MATCHED WITH JENIFFER ON 12/13/19
 Odds
 What's going on with ur worriers this
 year ?
 Lmfaoooo
 You know what it is, we rebuilding.
 I get it I get it my team is rebuilding too
 What's your team
 Spurs fan
 Team Heartbroken
 Leave us alone all our legends retired
 plus we lost kawai
 I'm kidding Demar I say that out loud
 Demar I cringe at what I just said
 Same same but all our legends hurt.
 And this cold weather giving me a bum
 knee.
 Does that make me a legend?
 I know everyone getting hurt nI hate
 that the lakers are doing ok
 Are u a legend ? Is the real question
 I hate the lakers too
 Hell yah i am
 In one of the few Asians that isn't
 lactose intolerant
 That means in legen dairy
 I'm
 Omg l've never heard of an Asian being
 lactose
 Must be ur friend only
 Forreal
 Foreal foreal lol
 Do you even know any Asians
 And I know a lot of Asians
 Also do you know cows have terrible
 balance
 They lactoes
 Make
 Name one *
 Huh
 Im lost now
 Cows have hooves
 They lack toes
 Meaning they don't have any toes
 cause they have hooves.
 Omg
 That's how I know you lying about
 knowing Asians
 You ain't got no sense of humor
 I do Imao
 NOIR
 VICELAND
 Tell me a joke
 Ima beat ur ass
 Sike
 Theirs ur joke lol jk
 The only thing you about to beat
 Is about 6 large eggs
 Cause you about to help me make
 breakfast in the morning?
 Yes ur so funny
 Damn
 That was smooth as fuck
 And I wasted it on your no sense of
 humor having ass
 How bout u make me breakfast
 N bring it to me
 Why are we even matched still
 The Spurs suck
 But they don't suck as much as your
 jokes
 Sent
 Because we are both cute
 First of all I have humor lol
 at a comedy club for 4 years
 I worked
 Ur just corny
 Bruhhh
 Sweeping floors at a comedy club don't
 make you funny
 Tell me how u really feel
 I will!
 I hate the fact that you use u and ur
 instead of you and you're.
 That's lazy
 And it pisses me off.
 The only time l'll see a period in this
 conversation is when it's that time of
 the month.
 Sent
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Smooth As Fuck: 1 year ago Like they even have the room to talk. So tell me Pittsburgh other than sports what does your city have that makes it so special. Been there a lot growing up, but I've honestly seen better. All Pittsburgh is is Cleveland but with a ton of bridges, and successful teams. That's basically it. Now if you want a real city, go to Philadelphia, Nashville, or Charlotte. On second thought, y'all don't need to ruin that too. Stay in Pittsburgh, live on welfare, and keep on fucking your relatives. Don't tell me that you don't, because every guy up there is ugly AF. No wonder, the good looking women in that city kept checking me out every time l'd go visit Pittsburgh. You really can't blame them though. And if lived closer to the city l'd have definitely fucked a lot of women in that city. That's just the reality of how women view me. Might wanna step your game up Pittsburgh guys. But y'all can't compete, because according to studies the southern drawl is the sexiest accent for guys. Therefore I'm automatically sexier than any guy from Pittsburgh. What does Pittsburgh boast? They were voted by Gawker for having the ugliest accent in America. And it's really not a shock. Btw the word Creek is pronounced creek not crick, it's y'all not yinz, and finally it's called a whoopie pie not a gob. Hey Bane, take all the good looking women from Pittsburgh out of the city, and feel free to actually blow that motherfucker up. Steelers are going to suck once everyone is gone, pens (only Pittsburgh team I like) are going to suck one cry baby (only player on the team I hate) retires, and the pirates have always been bad, as for college, feel free to blow Pitt up immediately, Eat Shit Pitt. Can't wait for the Steelers to be horrible Show less 27 REPLY So Rowdy your telling me despite the fact I'm a Patriots fan that my half decent looks and smooth as fuck voice which is capable of a few accents would probably get me laid because Pittsburgh men are ugly af. Good to know. I might have to go to Pittsburgh one day 15REPLY year ago Sam I'm telling ya brother, I went there several times and always saw women checking me out. I never did nothing about it, because I lived 2 hours away at the time, but if I lived in Pittsburgh (in the richer side of town of course), l'd totally have been a fuckboy. Idk what it was, but I'd wear WVU stuff every time l'd go to Pittsburgh and yet I still had extremely hot women checking me out. I was chubby back then too. Just imagine if I went back today, they'd be all over me Show less b 1 REPLY This guy definitely could’ve had sex with Pittsburgh women if he lived closer to the city
Smooth As Fuck: 1 year ago
 Like they even have the room to talk. So tell me Pittsburgh other than sports what does your city
 have that makes it so special. Been there a lot growing up, but I've honestly seen better. All
 Pittsburgh is is Cleveland but with a ton of bridges, and successful teams. That's basically it. Now if
 you want a real city, go to Philadelphia, Nashville, or Charlotte. On second thought, y'all don't need
 to ruin that too. Stay in Pittsburgh, live on welfare, and keep on fucking your relatives. Don't tell me
 that you don't, because every guy up there is ugly AF. No wonder, the good looking women in that
 city kept checking me out every time l'd go visit Pittsburgh. You really can't blame them though. And
 if lived closer to the city l'd have definitely fucked a lot of women in that city. That's just the reality
 of how women view me. Might wanna step your game up Pittsburgh guys. But y'all can't compete,
 because according to studies the southern drawl is the sexiest accent for guys. Therefore I'm
 automatically sexier than any guy from Pittsburgh. What does Pittsburgh boast? They were voted
 by Gawker for having the ugliest accent in America. And it's really not a shock. Btw the word Creek
 is pronounced creek not crick, it's y'all not yinz, and finally it's called a whoopie pie not a gob. Hey
 Bane, take all the good looking women from Pittsburgh out of the city, and feel free to actually blow
 that motherfucker up. Steelers are going to suck once everyone is gone, pens (only Pittsburgh team
 I like) are going to suck one cry baby (only player on the team I hate) retires, and the pirates have
 always been bad, as for college, feel free to blow Pitt up immediately, Eat Shit Pitt. Can't wait for
 the Steelers to be horrible
 Show less
 27 REPLY
 So Rowdy your telling me despite the fact I'm a Patriots fan that my half decent looks and smooth
 as fuck voice which is capable of a few accents would probably get me laid because Pittsburgh
 men are ugly af. Good to know. I might have to go to Pittsburgh one day
 15REPLY
 year ago
 Sam I'm telling ya brother, I went there several times and always saw women checking me out. I
 never did nothing about it, because I lived 2 hours away at the time, but if I lived in Pittsburgh (in the
 richer side of town of course), l'd totally have been a fuckboy. Idk what it was, but I'd wear WVU
 stuff every time l'd go to Pittsburgh and yet I still had extremely hot women checking me out. I was
 chubby back then too. Just imagine if I went back today, they'd be all over me
 Show less
 b 1 REPLY
This guy definitely could’ve had sex with Pittsburgh women if he lived closer to the city

This guy definitely could’ve had sex with Pittsburgh women if he lived closer to the city

Smooth As Fuck: So I'm actually from the future where we have been married for 18 years and I'm trying to resolve an argument of when our first date was. humans!! Your ex finally found someone who could make him whole again and he stopped taking it out on you.. it tooka while because he's like a dog with a bone sometimes (stubborn ) but yeah we have a great future full of happiness and love the sick buckets at the ready and plenty of ginger and sickness tablets and beware of the hormones.. and I don't mean anything horrible I say during pregnancy Today 11:44 Well you have always said l always know what to say and it's not an easy ride but the outcome is worth all the hard work! It's true what they say "you get out what you put in" You've always been fiery and that's why we get on because I'm so relaxed we make a great balance Well I'm sure it was 1st/2nd March at like 7pm just in a pub like a causal meet to be fair Smooth as fuck! I like it! 3 kids!!!! Gosh! You better have the sick buckets at the ready and plenty of ginger and sickness tablets and beware of the hormones.. and I don't mean anything horrible I say Also... how many kids do we have? And did my ex ever stop being a cunt? y during pregnancy Sent Yeah that sounds about right Today 12:30 you always have won the arguments we have three kids and thev are beautiful humans!! Your ex finally found someone who could make him whole again and he stopped Well you have always saidI always know what to say and it's not an easy ride but the outcome is worth all the hard work! It's true what they say you get out what you put in"! https:/lopen.spotify.com/track Type a message.. ed Type a messageSond GIF GIF Send Send GIF lype a message
Smooth As Fuck: So I'm actually from the future
 where we have been married
 for 18 years and I'm trying to
 resolve an argument of when
 our first date was.
 humans!! Your ex finally found
 someone who could make him
 whole again and he stopped
 taking it out on you.. it tooka
 while because he's like a dog
 with a bone sometimes
 (stubborn ) but yeah we
 have a great future full of
 happiness and love
 the sick buckets at the ready
 and plenty of ginger and
 sickness tablets and beware of
 the hormones.. and I don't
 mean anything horrible I say
 during pregnancy
 Today 11:44
 Well you have always said l
 always know what to say
 and it's not an easy ride but the
 outcome is worth all the hard
 work! It's true what they say
 "you get out what you put in"
 You've always been fiery and
 that's why we get on because
 I'm so relaxed we make a great
 balance
 Well I'm sure it was 1st/2nd
 March at like 7pm just in a pub
 like a causal meet to be fair
 Smooth as fuck! I like it! 3
 kids!!!! Gosh! You better have
 the sick buckets at the ready
 and plenty of ginger and
 sickness tablets and beware of
 the hormones.. and I don't
 mean anything horrible I say
 Also... how many kids do we
 have?
 And did my ex ever stop being a
 cunt?
 y during pregnancy
 Sent
 Yeah that sounds about right
 Today 12:30
 you always have won the
 arguments we have three
 kids and thev are beautiful
 humans!! Your ex finally found
 someone who could make him
 whole again and he stopped
 Well you have always saidI
 always know what to say
 and it's not an easy ride but the
 outcome is worth all the hard
 work! It's true what they say
 you get out what you put in"!
 https:/lopen.spotify.com/track
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