🐣 25+ Best Memes About Sleeping

Sleeping: lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L. get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness. Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0 This is one of the best things I have ever read.

lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor o...

Sleeping: Imagine sleeping

Imagine sleeping

Sleeping: bongocatfans: Me trying to not disturb the cat while she’s sleeping … . #animeirl | https://www.instagram.com/theanime_irl/

bongocatfans: Me trying to not disturb the cat while she’s sleeping … . #animeirl | https://www.instagram.com/theanime_irl/

Sleeping: [OC] top sleeping positions

[OC] top sleeping positions

Sleeping: bluelight bad for sleeping

bluelight bad for sleeping

Sleeping: We adopted a senior doggo and he loves sleeping under our bed. This is our new morning routine. (via)

We adopted a senior doggo and he loves sleeping under our bed. This is our new morning routine. (via)

Sleeping: [OC] top sleeping positions

[OC] top sleeping positions

Sleeping: My son told me to stop sleeping with more than two pillows :)

My son told me to stop sleeping with more than two pillows :)

Sleeping: My feelings towards baths, showers, sleeping, relationships, college…

My feelings towards baths, showers, sleeping, relationships, college…

Sleeping: My feelings towards baths, showers, sleeping, relationships, college…

My feelings towards baths, showers, sleeping, relationships, college…

Sleeping: Redditor helps someone sleeping in car rent a home

Redditor helps someone sleeping in car rent a home

Sleeping: bitchesimhigh: ioccasionallyburnthings: This girls are ENRICHING!!!!! im the one sleeping.

bitchesimhigh: ioccasionallyburnthings: This girls are ENRICHING!!!!! im the one sleeping.

Sleeping: Sleeping effect..

Sleeping effect..

Sleeping: I call sleeping at 5 am early same with waking up before 1 pm

I call sleeping at 5 am early same with waking up before 1 pm

Sleeping: Sleeping? Nah, I don’t do that.

Sleeping? Nah, I don’t do that.

Sleeping: animalrates: This is Snoop and his little sister Remi. Remi shaved off Snoop’s eyebrow while he was sleeping. Thought it would be funny. Still 13/10 for both‬ (@browsnoop & @remirunswild) - (via)

animalrates: This is Snoop and his little sister Remi. Remi shaved off Snoop’s eyebrow while he was sleeping. Thought it would be funny....

Sleeping: dickiesgrayson: go to sleep, tim (aka nothing good happens after 2am)In which Tim refuses to sleep and it’s starting to worry his brothers> Made this when I was suffering from peak Mania™ and was sleeping at 9am in the morning and waking up by 1pm in the afternoon

dickiesgrayson: go to sleep, tim (aka nothing good happens after 2am)In which Tim refuses to sleep and it’s starting to worry his brothe...

Sleeping: quecksilvereyes: blackqueerblog: Some parents really don’t understand the difference between actual discipline and hurting your kids. This teaches a kid nothing except needing to hide what makes them happy because they’re scared their parents will destroy it. also????? wake up your kid if they don’t hear their alarm????? dont do this???? I get the point on needing to be able to wake up by himself, but 1 - alarms don’t promote that either and 2 - he’s 9.If he’s sleeping in, especially at a younger age? There’s something wrong. Kids tend to wale up early, have high energy, etc. He’s either unable to sleep at night due to the monotony of the day not taking up enough energy, or being in lockdown has been affecting his mental health, which will make him more tired, or maybe he’s feeling ill and sees no reason to mention it because it won’t affect anything, or who knows what else. Don’t punish your kid for sleeping late, make sure they’re okay and maybe, if they feel they need more sleep, add an extra hour on in the morning or something. Saying that if he doesn’t wake up on time there will be consequences, which will stress him out and stop him sleeping, maybe even motivating him to stay up all night instead of risking oversleeping. We don’t have control over when we wake up, and if he’s sleeping through alarms, something needs to change. Maybe even changing the sound will help, but you gotta try and find a solution to whatever is causing him to oversleep, not make him feel bad for it and, in the process, lose his trust.Also, just so you know, postive reinforcement (giving a reward) and negative reinforcement (temoving something bad - such as painkillers removing a headache) work miles better than punishment (destroying something they love and are proud of).

quecksilvereyes: blackqueerblog: Some parents really don’t understand the difference between actual discipline and hurting your kids. T...

Sleeping: coelasquid: skylorde: livinmokotory: adhdalistair: penisennui: (via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’ I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off. A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.” Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.” i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

coelasquid: skylorde: livinmokotory: adhdalistair: penisennui: (via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams +...

Sleeping: followthebluebell: roane72: mapelie: everythingfox: Mission failed Ummm. Abort. The yawn is what kills me. “Oh. Yeah, i was gonna take a nap. So sleepy honkshoo.” This is a really good example of appeasement behavior in cats. The kitten wants to play, but stops because the older cat has their ears back. Kitten backs down to show a loss of interest— at that point, you can see the older cat blink slowly. This is one of the ways cats demonstrate trust and understanding. The kitten turns away, to further cement a lack of interest in playtime at the moment. The kitten lies down slowly, occasionally looking to the older cat for more approval. Finally, the little yawn at the end isn’t to go ‘i’m sleepy’, but rather as a calming signal. Cats consider sleeping to be a communal activity. By settling down and imitating the older cat, the younger cat is displaying ‘yes, I understand Now Is Not Playtime, we’re cool, right?’

followthebluebell: roane72: mapelie: everythingfox: Mission failed Ummm. Abort. The yawn is what kills me. “Oh. Yeah, i was gonna tak...

Sleeping: thesassypigs: Baby pig sleeping in a coat

thesassypigs: Baby pig sleeping in a coat

Sleeping: thatmixedartist: michaelamimi: haeko9page: They are heavy and hard…. W-Why? THIS NIGGA SLEEPING ON BEANS

thatmixedartist: michaelamimi: haeko9page: They are heavy and hard…. W-Why? THIS NIGGA SLEEPING ON BEANS

Sleeping: midori-kim: “It seems that the only time I have for myself is those late late night hours when everybody’s sleeping.”

midori-kim: “It seems that the only time I have for myself is those late late night hours when everybody’s sleeping.”

Sleeping: When you’re sleeping over at a friends house and they forget to give you a blanket…

When you’re sleeping over at a friends house and they forget to give you a blanket…

Sleeping: our quarantine sleeping schedule

our quarantine sleeping schedule

Sleeping: fordarkmornings: The Sleeping Beauty, 1921. Details.John Collier (British, 1850–1934)Oil on canvas

fordarkmornings: The Sleeping Beauty, 1921. Details.John Collier (British, 1850–1934)Oil on canvas

Sleeping: simonalkenmayer: zennistrad: ninjathrowingstork: uppityamy: my-little-ninja: the-feather-kisses: the-lincolnshire-poacher: fandomsdevouredmysoul: foreverwholocked: whodunits: cosbyykidd: therenaissanceratchet: obi-quiet: Car sex just got a helluva lot easier. or homelessness two kinds of people. you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. * three kinds of people. HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC? I agree, it is highly unnatural… You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural” I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change. Good god, what year is it? April

simonalkenmayer: zennistrad: ninjathrowingstork: uppityamy: my-little-ninja: the-feather-kisses: the-lincolnshire-poacher: fandomsd...

Sleeping: caseygirard: archiemcphee: The Department of Impossible Cuteness is considering taking early retirement because they aren’t sure anything will ever be able to top these photos of a green anole lizard sweetly sleeping curled up inside the petals of a rose. This awesome blossom was picked by the daughter of Texas-based Imgur user Cmycherrytree: “My daughter picked me a rose. We got a surprise when we went to smell it. It looked so cozy and peaceful we couldn’t bear to disturb it. As long as I live I will probably never see this again.” [via My Modern Metropolis] This makes me so happy, I have to share.

caseygirard: archiemcphee: The Department of Impossible Cuteness is considering taking early retirement because they aren’t sure anyth...

Sleeping: F my sleeping pattern. by Mannliest_Mike MORE MEMES

F my sleeping pattern. by Mannliest_Mike MORE MEMES

Sleeping: midori-kim:“It seems that the only time I have for myself is those late late night hours when everybody’s sleeping.”

midori-kim:“It seems that the only time I have for myself is those late late night hours when everybody’s sleeping.”

Sleeping: They’re sleeping. Shhhhhhh

They’re sleeping. Shhhhhhh

Sleeping: They’re sleeping. Shhhhhhh by ScreaminNo MORE MEMES

They’re sleeping. Shhhhhhh by ScreaminNo MORE MEMES

Sleeping: They’re sleeping. Shhhhhhh

They’re sleeping. Shhhhhhh

Sleeping: W-what h-happened to s-sleeping?

W-what h-happened to s-sleeping?

Sleeping: lady-kaaesien: awwcutepets: Kittens sleeping on the freezer on a hot day Cute kittens and kind lady!…

lady-kaaesien: awwcutepets: Kittens sleeping on the freezer on a hot day Cute kittens and kind lady!…

Sleeping: quizzicalcontent: What Your Sleeping Habits Reveal About You

quizzicalcontent: What Your Sleeping Habits Reveal About You

Sleeping: I really should be sleeping

I really should be sleeping

Sleeping: When you tell your friends you have big plans for the weekend, but you will spend it working out, eating and sleeping like a beast. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme

When you tell your friends you have big plans for the weekend, but you will spend it working out, eating and sleeping like a beast. Gyma...

Sleeping: So tired of people sleeping on John Dowland

So tired of people sleeping on John Dowland

Sleeping: So tired of people sleeping on John Dowland

So tired of people sleeping on John Dowland

Sleeping: So tired of people sleeping on John Dowland

So tired of people sleeping on John Dowland

Sleeping: sleeping-in-stardust: constellations-and-energy: meeshay: illogical-bullshit: tooiconic: This is a big deal for Korea. In most Asian counties, if you’re not like a size 2 you might as well be a fucking hippo and it has a huge effect on women’s self esteem. Hey this is very nice! weh they are so cute this is wholesome content and I am here for it They are so cute tho oh my gosh work

sleeping-in-stardust: constellations-and-energy: meeshay: illogical-bullshit: tooiconic: This is a big deal for Korea. In most Asian...

Sleeping: Why is he sleeping in full costume

Why is he sleeping in full costume

Sleeping: adventuremidget42: little-dove: allcatsconstitutethesamefamily: “How to tell the temperature from your cat’s sleeping position.“ From Your Incredible Cat: Understanding the Secret Powers of Your Pet by David Greene. @notsexualaboutit cats can tell you everything you could ever need to know

adventuremidget42: little-dove: allcatsconstitutethesamefamily: “How to tell the temperature from your cat’s sleeping position.“ From Y...

Sleeping: armasthekooiker:This is how Armas stretches after sleeping! Do your dogs do this too?

armasthekooiker:This is how Armas stretches after sleeping! Do your dogs do this too?

Sleeping: adventuremidget42: little-dove: allcatsconstitutethesamefamily: “How to tell the temperature from your cat’s sleeping position.“ From Your Incredible Cat: Understanding the Secret Powers of Your Pet by David Greene. @notsexualaboutit cats can tell you everything you could ever need to know

adventuremidget42: little-dove: allcatsconstitutethesamefamily: “How to tell the temperature from your cat’s sleeping position.“ From...

Sleeping: Me trying to survive balancing work, training, sleeping at a reasonable time while having a social life. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #meme #workout #gymaholic

Me trying to survive balancing work, training, sleeping at a reasonable time while having a social life. Gymaholic App: https://www.gyma...

Sleeping: Everyone is talking about how disturbing sleeping with headphones is. You forgot the suffering of people who wear glasses

Everyone is talking about how disturbing sleeping with headphones is. You forgot the suffering of people who wear glasses

Sleeping: I was told they were sleeping

I was told they were sleeping

Sleeping: binart: last night.. destroyed sleeping schedule.. but learned.. water reflections.. 🤠ALSO LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NATURAL LIGHTING AND LAMP LIGHTING. its like there are two completely different paintings dang

binart: last night.. destroyed sleeping schedule.. but learned.. water reflections.. 🤠ALSO LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NATURAL LIGHTI...

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