◀
Share
Related
see more Sleeping Memes, Sleep Articles Memes, How to Sleep In Memes from Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter & More.Related to: Who Is Sleeping Memes, About Sleep Memes, What Is Sleeping Memes
đ„ | Latest
Cookies, Crying, and Dank: Me first thing in the morning: Good morning, baby. How did you sleep? Did you have the sweetest dreams? Gosh, I love you so much.
Me ten minutes later: HURRY UP. I DONâT KNOW WHERE YOUR SHOES ARE. THEY ARE NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY, BUT YOUâD BETTER FIND THEM
AND YOUâD BETTER FIND THEM FAST, OR ELSE. I SWEAR...NO. NO, YOU MAY NOT HAVE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. I AM A PERSON, NOT A BREAKFAST BUFFET.
IT IS TIME FOR SCHOOL THOUGH. STOP MOVING IN SLOTH MODE AND GOOOOOOO!
Me ten minutes later: Bye, honey. Have a great day at school. I canât wait to pick you up. HURRY AND GET OUT OF THE CAR. PEOPLE BEHIND US ARE WAITING.
Me at pickup: Hi, sweetie! How was your day? I want to hear all about it! I missed you!
Me ten minutes later: NO. WE CANNOT STOP AT MCDONALDâS FOR A HAPPY MEAL. STOP CRYING. YOU JUST HAD ONE YESTERDAY. SOME KIDS GO THEIR WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT EVER GETTING A HAPPY MEAL. I WILL HAPPY MEAL YOU IF YOU DONâT STOP FIGHTING. BE GRATEFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE. DO I NEED TO STOP THE CAR, BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL. STOP WHINING NOW.
Me at bedtime: Good night, baby. I love you so much and I had the best day with you. I am so so so proud of who you are and who you are going to be. Sweet dreams. Jesus loves you.
Me ten minutes later: GET BACK IN BED. YOU DONâT NEED ANOTHER GLASS OF WATER AND THE BLANKET YOU HAVE IS JUST FINE. ITâS NOT SCRATCHY. JESUS BETTER LOVE YOU, CAUSE YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE IF YOU GET OUT OF THAT BED ONE MORE TIME.
Me ten seconds later: Ok, I love you goodnight. BUT SERIOUSLY - DO NOT GET OUT OF BED AGAIN. I love you so much. BUT SERIOUSLY.
â€ïž Motherhood is a very strange glass cage of emotion and a complete mix of going back and forth between acting like Mary Poppins and The Hulk. â€ïž
(via Amy Weatherly)
Me first thing in the morning: Good morning, baby. How did you sleep? Did you have the sweetest dreams? Gosh, I love you so much. Me ten m...
Best Friend, Boo, and Friday: Boo The Pomeranian, once dubbed "World's Cutest Dog", has died. Boo's owner posted the news Friday night, saying, "With deepest sadness I wanted to share that Boo passed away in his sleep early this morning and has left us to join his best friend, Buddy." Read more at TMZ. tmz dogsofinstagram boo pomeranian rip
Boo The Pomeranian, once dubbed "World's Cutest Dog", has died. Boo's owner posted the news Friday night, saying, "With deepest sadness I wa...
Latinos, Memes, and Mexican: MORNING: want to sleep
AFTERNOON: dying to sleep
NIGHT: can't sleep
Lmaoo đłđłđđ đ„ Follow Us đ @latinoswithattitude đ„ latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbe
Lmaoo đłđłđđ đ„ Follow Us đ @latinoswithattitude đ„ latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsb...
Blackpeopletwitter, Girls, and Head: justin
@fatherjstn
Girls will drink til their organs are on
the verge of shutting down, not eat
any breakfast the next morning, head
to work after only 3hours of sleep,
then beat themselves up cuz they
forgot to take their makeup off before
going to bed cuz that "isn't healthy for
your sKin
8:11 PM. 1/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
1I
14K Retweets 101K Likes
Couldnât be more accurate (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Couldnât be more accurate (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Best Friend, Love, and Best: Bell
12:42 PM
C
* 57%
r/confessions
4h
I let my male bestfriend sleep
in my boyfriend's spot in bed
when he's not home
Discussion
My boyfriend doesn't leave often, but
whenever I get the chance, my best
friend sleeps in our giant king size bed
with me. I always wash the sheets after,
so theres no way my bf would know.
love getting the chance to cuddle up to
him, but my boyfriend can never know
because it's a pretty strict rule in our
house that the dog doesn't sleep in our
306
51
T.Share
x7 BEST COMMENTS âŒ
Add a comment
I thought this was un-wholesome at first via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2sAmGeT
I thought this was un-wholesome at first via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2sAmGeT
Funny, Good, and Time: r/AskReddit 10h
People who have been in a coma, what was
your perception of time while in it?
5487 comments
4780
3h 654 02
I was in a coma for a week after surgery. To me it
was instant. The odd part. My mom talked to me
while I was in the coma and I remember the things
she said. She talked about raising me, the funny
things I did, etc.
When my mom passed away in 2007, she fell asleep
first. We knew she wouldn't wake up again. So
talked to her about how amazing she was as a mom.
Italked for hours until she took her last breath
hope she heard me. I wasn't always a good son.
3h 126
You really about to make me cry right now? How
dare youu
2h 50
All aboard the feels train
. 1h 15
choo choo x(
Talking to someone in their sleep
Talking to someone in their sleep
Funny, Good, and Http: r/AskReddit 10h
People who have been in a coma, what was
your perception of time while in it?
5487 comments
4780
3h 654 02
I was in a coma for a week after surgery. To me it
was instant. The odd part. My mom talked to me
while I was in the coma and I remember the things
she said. She talked about raising me, the funny
things I did, etc.
When my mom passed away in 2007, she fell asleep
first. We knew she wouldn't wake up again. So
talked to her about how amazing she was as a mom.
Italked for hours until she took her last breath
hope she heard me. I wasn't always a good son.
3h 126
You really about to make me cry right now? How
dare youu
2h 50
All aboard the feels train
. 1h 15
choo choo x(
Talking to someone in their sleep via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2ATnqQQ
Talking to someone in their sleep via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2ATnqQQ
Sleep, Day, and Every Day: MORNING: want to sleep
AFTERNOON: dying to sleep
NIGHT: can't sleep
Every day.. đ©đŻ https://t.co/nIiLdwdGxY
Every day.. đ©đŻ https://t.co/nIiLdwdGxY
