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sitting out: 1AM glyndarling: aerylon: loloftheday: Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.   Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box.  And just to be clear - it was done intentionally.  No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down.  He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”   Fast forward to the next winter.  First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day.  It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal.  My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off. Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow.  And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY: Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard.  Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox.  When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won.  With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.   Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.”  They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.   And for anyone wondering about the driver…  He was fine.  His job and tighty-whiteys … not so much. That is a very satisfying read.
 sitting out: 1AM
glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.  

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box.  And just to be clear - it was done intentionally.  No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down.  He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”  

Fast forward to the next winter.  First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day.  It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal.  My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow.  And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard.  Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox.  When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won.  With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.  

Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.”  They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.  

And for anyone wondering about the driver…  He was fine.  His job and tighty-whiteys … not so much.


That is a very satisfying read.

glyndarling: aerylon: loloftheday: Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now This reminds me of this guy who used to live on...

sitting out: FEBRUARY ZODIAC ADAM ELLIS BUZZFEED S5 ARIES O GEMINI TAURUS Look, there's no easy way to Stop buying new underwear & People say you're two-faced, tell you this, but someone is just do the laundry you've but that's just because you're poisoning all your vegetables been putting off for 2 months completely two-faced. Sadly It's really gross and we're Avoid carrots until March your dark side will be front And avoid Zucchini forever starting to worry about you and center this month. Warn because it's disgusting Also invest in Snapple stock. your loved ones now VIRGO Throw a fun dinner party this Ah, Leo! You're the most royal This will be a perfect month month! So what if the last one of signs. Guess who else was to finally start using that slow cooker you got for Christmas was a total disaster. It's not a royal Charles ll of Spain your fault everyone got sick. He was deformed and insane four years ago. Just make sure to wash it out first. It But maybe in the future don't due to decades of inbreeding has spiders living in it now let raw chicken sit out all night. Isn't that gross? Haha COR PIO SAGITTARIUS Take a trip in February. Puerto t's all about balance for you Honestly I'm not even gonna and February will be a trying give a horoscope for Scorpio Vallarta is lovely this time of time. Maybe if people realized because Scorpios are fucking year! And by the time you get terrifying and I don't want to back, everyone you pissed off What a star you are, you wouldn't have to go apeshit make anyone mad. Just make in January will have hopefully all the time and break stuff up your own, okay? Great move on CAPRICORN PISCES AQUARIUS This is a good month to pick up Do you ever sit alone in your You're so romantic, and this is a new hobby. Like pottery! room for so long that you the most romantic month of Or maybe tennis! Enter a pie start to wonder if maybe the all! Shower your loved ones baking contest! Start a fight apocalypse happened outside with gifts! If you're single, buy club! Become a hit man! Poison and you're the only human yourself something nice. Like an Aries' vegetables! left? Well guess what! It's true a bottle of wine & a TV dinner Here's your February zodiac, nerds!!! Tag someone who needs guidance.
 sitting out: FEBRUARY ZODIAC
 ADAM ELLIS
 BUZZFEED
 S5 ARIES
 O GEMINI
 TAURUS
 Look, there's no easy way to
 Stop buying new underwear & People say you're two-faced,
 tell you this, but someone is
 just do the laundry you've
 but that's just because you're
 poisoning all your vegetables
 been putting off for 2 months
 completely two-faced. Sadly
 It's really gross and we're
 Avoid carrots until March
 your dark side will be front
 And avoid Zucchini forever
 starting to worry about you
 and center this month. Warn
 because it's disgusting
 Also invest in Snapple stock. your loved ones now
 VIRGO
 Throw a fun dinner party this
 Ah, Leo! You're the most royal This will be a perfect month
 month! So what if the last one of signs. Guess who else was to finally start using that slow
 cooker you got for Christmas
 was a total disaster. It's not
 a royal Charles ll of Spain
 your fault everyone got sick.
 He was deformed and insane
 four years ago. Just make
 sure to wash it out first. It
 But maybe in the future don't due to decades of inbreeding
 has spiders living in it now
 let raw chicken sit out all night. Isn't that gross? Haha
 COR PIO SAGITTARIUS
 Take a trip in February. Puerto
 t's all about balance for you
 Honestly I'm not even gonna
 and February will be a trying
 give a horoscope for Scorpio Vallarta is lovely this time of
 time. Maybe if people realized because Scorpios are fucking year! And by the time you get
 terrifying and I don't want to
 back, everyone you pissed off
 What a star you are, you
 wouldn't have to go apeshit make anyone mad. Just make
 in January will have hopefully
 all the time and break stuff
 up your own, okay? Great
 move on
 CAPRICORN
 PISCES
 AQUARIUS
 This is a good month to pick up Do you ever sit alone in your
 You're so romantic, and this is
 a new hobby. Like pottery!
 room for so long that you
 the most romantic month of
 Or maybe tennis! Enter a pie
 start to wonder if maybe the
 all! Shower your loved ones
 baking contest! Start a fight
 apocalypse happened outside
 with gifts! If you're single, buy
 club! Become a hit man! Poison and you're the only human
 yourself something nice. Like
 an Aries' vegetables!
 left? Well guess what! It's true
 a bottle of wine & a TV dinner
Here's your February zodiac, nerds!!! Tag someone who needs guidance.

Here's your February zodiac, nerds!!! Tag someone who needs guidance.

sitting out: "I'm too scared to double text" Me Hurry 9:54 PM The 9:54 PM Fuck 9:54 PM Up 9:54 PM BRO 9:54 PM HELLO 9:54 PM HURRY UP 9:54 PM YOU TAKE FOR VER 9:54 PM TO REPLY 9:54 PM TEXT 9:54 PM A year and a half ago, I signed up to study abroad through my university. I was nineteen and wanted to see a little of the world while going to college. My scholarship fully covered it, so I applied and was quickly accepted. My parents were thrilled to see me go and have an adventure, so they helped me pack up and dropped me off at the airport. The connecting flights all went smoothly, and I found myself at an airport in France. One of the guides who worked with the university met me and a few others who flew in at the same time. As a group of three, we were led to our dorm. In reality, it was just a tiny apartment rented out for the three of us, but the guide referred to it as our dorm. I slept deeply that first night, I remember. The time change had really screwed with my sleep pattern. It took me two days to get adjusted. When I was finally on my feet, my first order of business was to get groceries before school started. The other two girls had already gone, so I went alone. I've never been particularly afraid of going places alone, even though I'm a girl. I had a map and left most of my belongings locked in the dorm in case I was pickpocketed. The trip was completely fine, until I stopped for a sandwich at some small cafe a couple blocks from the dorm. You would think that something like this would happen at a seedy bar or from peddlers handing out free drinks, but it happened in complete daylight on a well-used street at a bright and happy cafe. If I try hard, I think I remember looking at something behind me when I sensed movement, then drinking my coffee. But that could be my mind making some memory up. I had been sitting out in front of the cafe, plate and coffee in front of me. There was decent foot traffic, and I was watching the people walk by, sometimes almost kicking the table because of how far into the sidewalk the cafe had placed the table. The next thing I remember is waking up in a dark, large room. Not a bedroom. A warehouse. I was curled up with my knees to my chest and lying on cold metal. I was shivering pretty badly, and the cold helped sharpen up my senses.I was facing a set of double doors that led into the warehouse-sized room.
 sitting out: "I'm too scared to double text"
 Me
 Hurry
 9:54 PM
 The
 9:54 PM
 Fuck
 9:54 PM
 Up
 9:54 PM
 BRO
 9:54 PM
 HELLO
 9:54 PM
 HURRY UP
 9:54 PM
 YOU TAKE FOR VER
 9:54 PM
 TO REPLY
 9:54 PM
 TEXT
 9:54 PM
A year and a half ago, I signed up to study abroad through my university. I was nineteen and wanted to see a little of the world while going to college. My scholarship fully covered it, so I applied and was quickly accepted. My parents were thrilled to see me go and have an adventure, so they helped me pack up and dropped me off at the airport. The connecting flights all went smoothly, and I found myself at an airport in France. One of the guides who worked with the university met me and a few others who flew in at the same time. As a group of three, we were led to our dorm. In reality, it was just a tiny apartment rented out for the three of us, but the guide referred to it as our dorm. I slept deeply that first night, I remember. The time change had really screwed with my sleep pattern. It took me two days to get adjusted. When I was finally on my feet, my first order of business was to get groceries before school started. The other two girls had already gone, so I went alone. I've never been particularly afraid of going places alone, even though I'm a girl. I had a map and left most of my belongings locked in the dorm in case I was pickpocketed. The trip was completely fine, until I stopped for a sandwich at some small cafe a couple blocks from the dorm. You would think that something like this would happen at a seedy bar or from peddlers handing out free drinks, but it happened in complete daylight on a well-used street at a bright and happy cafe. If I try hard, I think I remember looking at something behind me when I sensed movement, then drinking my coffee. But that could be my mind making some memory up. I had been sitting out in front of the cafe, plate and coffee in front of me. There was decent foot traffic, and I was watching the people walk by, sometimes almost kicking the table because of how far into the sidewalk the cafe had placed the table. The next thing I remember is waking up in a dark, large room. Not a bedroom. A warehouse. I was curled up with my knees to my chest and lying on cold metal. I was shivering pretty badly, and the cold helped sharpen up my senses.I was facing a set of double doors that led into the warehouse-sized room.

A year and a half ago, I signed up to study abroad through my university. I was nineteen and wanted to see a little of the world while go...

sitting out: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://power-handmaiden.tumblr.com/post/149564322982">power-handmaiden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://one-million-cats.tumblr.com/post/135918396898">one-million-cats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weedmum.tumblr.com/post/135891334904">weedmum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stygianzinogre.tumblr.com/post/135891253187">stygianzinogre</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crimson--peach.tumblr.com/post/135881519296">crimson–peach</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weedmum.tumblr.com/post/135835879279">weedmum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese</p> </blockquote> <p>this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you</p> </blockquote> <p>Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?</p> </blockquote> <p>who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese</p> </blockquote> <p>who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese </p> </blockquote> <p>Sometimes you see something delicious-looking and logic just goes. One time I was walking through the mall and there was a table sitting out in front of one of the stores with a sign: “Free Sample: Creme Brulee”. Sitting in front of it was a cup of something creamy-textured with a spoon in it. I took a mouthful without thinking, why is there only one spoon? Why is there a food sample in front of the bath &amp; body works? What happened to the sugar crust?</p> <p>anyway that creme brulee sucked</p> </blockquote> <p>Laughing forever.</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://one-million-cats.tumblr.com/post/135918396898">one-million-cats</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weedmum.tumblr.com/post/135891334904">weedmum</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stygianzinogre.tumblr.com/post/135891253187">stygianzinogre</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crimson--peach.tumblr.com/post/135881519296">crimson–peach</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weedmum.tumblr.com/post/135835879279">weedmum</a>:</p>
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<p>When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese</p>
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<p>this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you</p>
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<p>Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?</p>
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<p>who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese</p>
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<p>who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese </p>
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<p>Sometimes you see something delicious-looking and logic just goes. One time I was walking through the mall and there was a table sitting out in front of one of the stores with a sign: “Free Sample: Creme Brulee”. Sitting in front of it was a cup of something creamy-textured with a spoon in it. I took a mouthful without thinking, why is there only one spoon? Why is there a food sample in front of the bath &amp; body works? What happened to the sugar crust?</p>
<p>anyway that creme brulee sucked</p>
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<p>Laughing forever.</p>

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